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[TV:] "At the end of last week

The whole world flew around Photo from the internet ... "

[Shouts] - Your classroom called!

You do not want to tell me anything?

She said that you are already several Weeks did not appear in the class. 6th - It is not true. I do not go only On ... swimming. 7th - And what are you? What happened, then?

You said that you have sinusitis?

Do you have sinusitis?

Well, you're lying, eh? What do you lie? eleven It's drugs, right?

Venya, you are taking drugs!

So then ...

So that tomorrow I go for it on my voyage!

And generally speaking...

So that he closed all his tails! Do you understand? 17th "I will never go there again."

You can write a note, please, to school?

"What happened, huh?"

Are you scared of drowning?

Well, say this to your fizruku,

Let him let you swim near Side -

You'll hold on when you start sink.

- I do not drown.

"You do not like ... your body, do you?" 26th This is normal. You know, your body It generally does not like anyone. 27th But sports should be dealt with, So, you know, the body was here!

- Yes, I do not care about my body!

"You're embarrassed, are not you?" - What am I embarrassed about, why? thirty - I dont know. Well...

Maybe ...

At boys at your age happens ...

An uncontrolled erection, I do not know ...

Maybe you...

In the locker room you change clothes and ...

Other boys are shy, I do not know...

- I do not have any uncontrolled Erections.

- But this is bad!

That you do not have any uncontrollable Erections.

[Washes away]

And generally speaking...

You can tell me if ...

With you something ... not so.

Well, what should I write in a note?

Well, write:my son does not Can go swimming,

Because he has Uncontrolled erection.

- Well, do not make a fool out of me!

[TV sounds]

Son:[muffled] - Write "on Religious considerations. "

- What?

- That swimming lessons offend My religious feelings.

- You do not have any religious Feelings!

Son:- How do you know?

- There must be at least a little It seems like the truth, but otherwise I ...

I'll be a fool.

"Religious feelings!" [Laughing] Son:- There is nothing funny in this!

"You saw it on TV, did not you?" "But what if they are offended ..."

- No!

"... my religious feelings?"

Mother:- You go to meet, and you ... You are carrying some kind of nonsense!

Mother:I will not write this. All.

[Clapping the door]

- Oh, the girl!

Coach:- I said "do not jump" in Russian!

[Whistles]

Do not jump!

Hello, Tkachev, hello! And why are you walking? Let's go to the pool!

Come on!

You have three pools!

[Whistle coach]

Coach:So ... Bad, come on, come on, Livelier!

Coach:So ... The legs work, only legs! Legs!

Coach:You can not swim without legs.

- I thought, I do not have time today. - What?

"Well, I'm telling you, it's easy, That you knew.

- And I did not ask you!

- Well, I'm just saying, today I do not have the time, tomorrow, too.

- And we go after the movie in the cinema.

- With whom?

"With Katya ... with ... Bones."

Bone! Kostya!

And tomorrow we'll walk and go On the dam to sunbathe.

- But I'm telling you, tomorrow I can not - I need to read,

You're distracting me Their conversations.

- I'm not distracting you, with you. Do not talk at all.

- You talk all the time, but I need to focus on!

"You moron, concentrate!"

[Whistle coach]

[Whispers]

[Muffled] - Yes you are Th! Well, are you a fool or something?

- Well, they write there?

"Samaria will be devastated, because That she has risen up against her God;

From the sword they fall;

Their babies will be broken, and The pregnant will be cut. "

- Well.

[Splash]

Coach:- Only the legs work, only legs! Like this.

Coach:Come on, bear it!

Coach:That's it! Do not stop!

Coach:Lantern! [Whistles]

[Mentally reading:] "For the wrath of the Lord On all peoples,

And His fury against all their host.

He betrayed them, gave them away To the slaughter.

And the dead will be scattered,

And from their corpses a stench will rise,

And the mountains are drenched with blood.

And the buffaloes will fall with them and the calves Together with the oxen,

And the earth shall drink their blood,

And their dust is made fat with fat.

For the Lord's vengeance day, the year Retribution for Zion. "

Mother:- Do I have few problems?

Well, tell me, do I have a few problems?

Well, what are you silent?

Can not you change your clothes, As a normal person,

To put on swimming trunks, to swim?

Do you even hear what I'm saying to you?

What are you looking down?

You hear that I tell you I say, you moron?

Do you hear what I've told you? "May I ..."

"Tell me, it's drugs!" These are drugs!

All clear! This is a typical A drug addict!

"Let's go out for a minute, please please!

[Clapping the door]

"I'm his mother." He does not say anything to me - this is normal!

But you, then? You, excuse me, education, correctly?

What do you have written there? - "Teacher-psychologist".

"Excellent, psychologist!" Well, come on, psychologist!

Get confidence from him - you for It's paid, right? [school bell]

And I have no idea how much He has fingers on his leg!

"You ... do not be nervous, please." - And it seems to him water, by the way,

So cold that he jumps into it In clothes!

Children:- Hello! - Hello.

- I am a single mother, I I work on three jobs,

And you me for any reason, for Any occasion dragging to school

And still constantly ask Your stupid questions,

As if my son is a criminal!

Tell me, but it can not Continue constantly?

Mother:You can not for every reason Call parents to school!

Mother:What happened? No, well, it's true, So what happened?

Mother:The boy does not want to go swimming, right?

- So, guys, come on, Let's go to the next audience.

Mother:- Well, let's make him Somehow put on melting!

Well this is your school, not mine! [Cotton Door]

The boy does not want to swim, right?

Well, teach him! You are for this At school you are, after all!

Or am I not understanding something?

"Uh, let's calm down now, you are welcome.

Nobody attacks you here. - It still did not suffice !!

Son:- Everything! Enough!

- What?

- Mama...

[Screaming] Mom, you got me already !!

"It's you who got me!"

It's you who got me! - Quiet, quiet, quiet! ??

Got it ?! Yes, now I'm you! ?? - Quiet, quiet ...

- Well?

Coach:- This is not the first time.

He falls for the lesson. "Where Was? "-" I was at the gynecologist. ",

And the whole class laughs.

Constant provocation.

- Listen, well, provocation is sometimes Cry for help.

"Do you need help?"

- Yes, he does not need any help!

"Lyudmilochka Ivanovna, sign it, Please inventory.

Mother:- Well, what do you suggest?

Coach:- Yes, I suggest that he Apologized,

Floats a couple of pools in addition, In swimming trunks, naturally.

And so, thank God, no one was hurt, Will excuse more.

Venya:- I will not apologize!

- And this is it? How pretty you'll apologize! "Well, it's just that I ..."

I did nothing wrong! It's you who do everything wrong, not me.

Director:- Oleg Ivanovich, sit down.

"He that sent me is with me;

My father did not leave me, for I always do What he pleases. "

Mother:- Who sent you?

Who generally likes this nonsense, Which you arrange here?

- Calm down, calm down! Calm down!

"He does not say hello at all!"

- The Lord says:

"In order also to wives, In a decent garment,

With shyness and chastity, Decorated themselves. "And do not bikini,

"But by good deeds, as decently wives, Dedicated to piety. "

And that's why I declare war Immorality!

For the Lord says:"Whosoever Looks at the woman with lust,

Already committed adultery with her In your heart. "

And since it's a sin, Lyudmila Ivanovna, I am against this debauchery.

I no longer participate in this denudation, For the Lord says:

"Rejecting Me and not accepting My words

Has a judge:a word that I said,

It will judge him on the last day. "

[Classmates talk]

[Girls laugh] - Oh, it seems at home. Someone atata? will be!

Student:- For Mommy, for Mom Hurry up!

Disciple:- Backbone!

[Sneering] Come here! Opa! Come on, Come on, Grisha!

Voice:- Hey, guys, let's get him We will throw here!

Grisha:- I do not want to, will I go? home. I'm waiting at home, guys!

[Chanting:] - Yes-wai! Yes-wai! [Joyful exclamations]

- Well, it's okay that we have at school Do girls swim in a bikini?

"Well ... now ..."

Coach:- What is it?

- In general, this is normal. A business In that at this age

They do not realize their own Attractiveness ...

- Well yes! - Yes?

- Yes, yes, they play, but it's like a game.

- They are playing? As a game, and we need it, Yes?

"But, Lyudmila Ivanovna!" But the question is not at all!

- Yeah, but I would not I wanted this game

Occurred with a male Teaching staff.

- Lyudmila Ivanovna!.. - Come on, "Lyudmila Ivanovna",

I saw how you were grinning now. - What?

[Mocking] - "What am I, what am I", Only "what am I?"

When it comes to the game, about bikinis, About this unconscious attraction ..

I did not like your Smirk!

- Yes, I did not grin!

- Well:"Befitting Swimming suits. "

This is how it is formulated.

"Well ... well, that's already worded!" 219. Well ... a great alternative!

About any bikini in general and no speech!

"Bikini is an outrage!" Chest out, Well, everything falls out! [laugh]

- Well, yes, that's it! Right, right! - [laughing] That's right, Borisovna!

This is how the children should dress. [school bell]

Coach:- Yes. Teacher:- Yes.

- An indoor swimsuit! [Call] Coach:- Well, good.

"Lyudmila Ivanovna, shall I leave you?"

- What? And yes, of course, be sure I will rewrite.

- Lyudmila Ivanovna. - Well?

- I've been going closed all the time!

"Lyudmila Ivanovna, tell me,

And boys, too, should yes in Indoor swimsuits to swim?

- Oh, do not fret you! - Well, it's true,

Well, Lyudmilochka Ivanovna, what if Suddenly some too smart girl

Ask a question about this ban on bikinis?

- Okay, okay, you Too - an intelligent girl,

And, I think, on any question You will find the answer.

Where I am? Who do I have now? - "B"!

- A. - Well, it's true, well, Lyudmila Ivanovna,

I have no idea how to explain this.

- Well, okay, stop catching fleas!

And ... And what do you have, a new haircut?

- No.

"I mean hair, hair." Have you got a new haircut?

- No no. And what?

- Oh ... - Well, something does not suit you?

"Do you want advice?"

Try to look more modest - you In school work!

- Good.

[Shouting] Gusev! Goose! Gusev, we are running!

Woman:- Hooligan! Oh, the bandits!

Coach:- What did you do? Come on, get up!

Woman:- Come on, turn over Tank - it does not come out!

Coach:- Come on, come on, What lay down?

Coach:Pull out, come on.

Woman:- Come on, turn over. Careful, do not break the tank! So.

Do not move there, wait!

So, quietly, quietly, a barrel!

Let's get out!

Coach:- Get up! Get up.

Do not forget your backpack!

"Ryu ... take your backpack back."

Come on, get your backpack, take it!

Take it, come on. Go, go.

Go away from here!

"Well, it's just ... because ..."

Well, I can not give them change, right?

And in general, we are even friends.

- Good friendship!

I would like to see what it looks like, When they hate someone.

"Well, actually, they hate you,

Because you, there, you do not make friends with them And there is every such thing.

- Grisha! And they will be rewarded for everything that they With you do!

"The ax is already at the root of the trees.

Every tree that does not bring good Fetus, cut down

And thrown into the fire. "

[Slow music]

Coach:- Let's go! One two three four!

One two three four.

One two three four.

Coach:Well, what kind of person are you, even you You can not hold your legs.

Back off, let me show you. Student- Well, Oleg Ivanovich!

Coach:- "Oleg Ivanovich"! Come on, come on!

Tkachev, it's good!

Well, yes, so why are you falling? Here, belly Strained, well done. Come on, come on!

Here. " - Oleg Ivanovich!

"Do not fall in the end, right here." Well done.

- Oleg, wait, wait, right now ...

[Whispering] Oleg! Look! [Laughs]

[Quietly] Dare?. Dare.

Not so simple. He teaches us Somehow hurt, but pobolnee,

Because we somehow wounded him. Oleg:- I hurt him somehow, right?

- Well yes! Yes, you must have hurt him, Somehow unconsciously.

"Ah, there you have it, Len?"

- What?

Come on, get out of here! [Oleg laughs]

Everything, get out of here, this is my place. Come on, come on, come on!

- Listen, and I used to have less Muscles, yes?

"Where?"

- Well, here, look.

Seriously!

Touch the big breast.

"It was not your muscles that got me started." - Okay.

[Bicycle call] Student:- Hello, Elena Lvovna!

Disciple:- Hello, Oleg Ivanovich! Student 2:- Hello!

- Grachev, hello! Hello!

- So, we pass by, nothing Interesting does not happen!

- Something wounded him, and he avenges!

- And I do not care!

- Of course you do not care. You It always does not matter.

- Pubertat is a temporary mental disorder.

I will not let him, I will not let him Become chronic!

- Everything, Olezh, well, everything - children around! Stunned or something?

Go.

[Slow music]

[Venya reads:] "By this I say You:do not be anxious for your soul,

What you have and what to drink,

Nor for your body, what you will put on, Because all this is sought by the Gentiles.

Is not the soul more than food, and the body than clothing?

But seek first the kingdom of God And his righteousness,

And all this will be added to you.

So, do not worry about tomorrow,

For tomorrow he will take care of himself About his. "

[Roar of thrown things]

[Crying]

[Crying] - What did you do? I work on three jobs ...

- Well, quietly, quietly. Quietly.

- Listen, you can wash yourself - from you Stinks? Can you get dressed?

"It makes me very sad, When you say so.

You are my mother, and You're getting on my nerves.

Well, anyway, nice to me - I'm very I'm worried about you, by the way, mom.

"I see how worried you are." Why are you doing this?

- I worry. Here, read it, please, this.

- This is now what?

- Well ... "Marriage at all let be honest, And the bed is without blemish.

Whosoever the adulterers and adulterers are judged by God. "

You see, God will judge you, Mom.

- Can at you such age transitive?

- But it's not about me now - but this is the same I'm not divorced, are not I?

"And I do not command the married people, But the Lord:the wife does not get divorced from her husband. "

- [crying] Stop it! - Now there was still, wait.

Here:"And whoever divorces his wife, He gives her a reason to commit adultery. "

- Yes your father, he bullied me! You understand, he deceived me!

He's a bastard, you bastard, you bastard, he's your father!

Adultery to me what kind of relationship Has, eh?

"Like what, Mom?" How... Well, you ... slept with this psychiatrist?

"This is not my psychiatrist!" And you this Does not apply at all!

- "There is nothing intimate, What would not open

And secret that would not have been recognized. "

- Venya! - Mama! Mom!

Well, God will judge you, you can Imagine it? No.

You can not even imagine!

You think about these curses, Yes, with forks and pans?

And do you know that there is torture? U?

"The Son of Man will send His angels,

And they will gather from His kingdom all temptations And they that work iniquity,

And they shall cast them into a fiery furnace:there shall be Crying and gnashing of teeth. "

Mom, well, there it is written, well, the truth.

"Venya, this is not funny. - Of course, this is not funny.

Of course, it's not funny, Mom!

Do not sin any more so that it does not happen With you something worse,

Please, I beg you!

A! The Lord has big on you And beautiful plans -

Remember this, please, okay?

[Slow music]

Priest:- This is not from him.

- But this is what you are driving Religious education!

- Yes, we have an OPK - "Fundamentals of Orthodoxy Culture."

We talk about life, death, Family, marriage ...

"About sex, right?" - No, we do not talk about sex,

Because these are the "foundations" _Pravoslavnoy_ culture. "

I do not confuse his mind with anything.

- But he...

He is now all the time saying quotes From the Bible.

- You know, I do not see anything wrong In that young man ...

Young man ... mmm ...

Refers to the Holy Scriptures.

- Yes, he does not apply To the Holy Scriptures!

To Him, you know, the Holy Scripture Up to one place!

He's in awe of my nerves, that's all!

- Yeah, well, you know, the ways of the Lord Inscrutable!

- Listen, I do not need this one here Nonsense:"The ways of the Lord are inscrutable"!

I had a normal difficult teenager.

And now, you know, he was foolish!

He sits in the kitchen, preaching, Threatens me with hell.

Do you know what he is saying? He says, That it is pleasing to God!

"Does he say that?"

- Yes, because I divorced him Father.

"Hell is not the best place!" 389. "You see, Father,

It would be better if he collected ... stamps or Jerked off several times a day,

As all normal Children at his age.

"There's nothing I can not do with you." To help.

But if you have any wine, About which you would like to talk, -

you are welcome. "What kind of guilt?" Well, what a fault, father, eh?

- You are welcome.

Are you happy? - No, of course.

"That's what I thought." - And this is it?

- Well, you know, you make an impression Some kind of ...

Hunted, thirsty.

"Is this so obvious?"

- Yes, I have eyes - I'm experienced shepherd.

"Well, what should I do?" - Praying.

"Look, there's no faith in me.

Me, you know, I'm Veniamin here So that's what he says every day.

- You know, there is more faith in you than you think.

And the person who prays, lives Longer - scientifically proven.

"Is it true?"

Priest:- Come here.

Baptized? "How do I know?"

Grandmother should have baptized, but ...

I do not go to church. - Yeah, I see.

Put your hands in a cup.

So like this.

- Has combined, and what?

[Whispers a prayer]

"Now kiss." "What's the kiss?"

"Give your hand a kiss."

Uh-huh. Now go.

Priest:Stop!

It's not I who blessed you, but God!

Go on.

[Slow disturbing music]

[Quiet speech]

"Ignatiev, the talks are over!"

We are under construction!

[Mute voice of the coach]

[Whistle coach, water splash]

- Hello! - Hello!

- Grisha, why do not you ride without a helmet?

- Well ... because I would be late then.

- If I was in a helmet that was late Would?

- If I walked on foot.

"I wonder if you're under the truck, For example, you will get without a helmet, and what?

"Well ... it's okay then." "Who says that?"

- Well, Elena Lvovna, m-me just There is no helmet and that's all.

"All right, I'll talk to your father."

- Elena Lvovna! Elena Lvovna!

Elena Lvovna, do not, please, Do not tell him,

Because he's true Promises that he will buy a helmet.

"Then let him buy it, Grisha." "But I will not wear it anyway."

- Why? - Well ...

Because ... well ... - Hello, girls.

With a helmet I look like a moron, a little bit.

- And I? [To the disciples] Hello! Pupils:- Hello.

- I look like?

"N ... it's fine, in general."

Teacher:- So ... hold on. Transfer Backwards, guys.

Teacher:Back, pass back.

Student:- Everything, you can eat!

"Calm down, Kudryashov!"

So, then, last week, guys, We spoke with you

About variants of sexual orientation

And problems of human behavior In this regard, yes?

Venya:- In my opinion, it's you They talked about some peasants,

Which poke members To each other in the ass. [Laughter class]

- Well done, did he say anything?

So, today we will talk about Ways of protection from diseases,

Sexually transmitted diseases.

So, did all the carrots have enough? - Yes.

"So then ..."

Condoms, attention,

Student:- In! Can I have two?

- I will not do this!

"Elena Lvovna, this is frozen?"

These idiots call them ??, And everyone knows everything else.

- The Bible says:"And blessed Their God,

And God said unto them, Be fruitful and Multiply

And fill the earth. "He did not say: Stuff condoms!

"You said everything, Yuzhin?"

- So, er ... look, now We will practice,

So that you know what to do.

Let each of you take a condom And it will upset ...

- Elena Lvovna! Elena Lvovna!

- Grisha! Grisha, not with his teeth - so You will damage the condom.

A neighbor:- Suck, you love it!

- Yuzhin! What's the matter? - But you yourself said:"practice."

- So, quietly, guys! If somebody I do not understand, I repeat:

We train on carrots!

- Which has nothing to do with the matter relations!

Tkacheva:- Elena Lvovna, I'm you Warned, it will end badly.

Venya:- Can you get pregnant with carrots? Teacher:- Take the phone away!

Venya:- Or maybe she's giving Infection?

Venya:You're teaching nonsense, Elena Lvovna.

Carrots do not have to have any sex relations!

Tkachev:- Well, it's like watching!

"My cock is not a vegetable!" - Tkachev, get the phone off, I told anyone!

Grisha:- Elena Lvovna, and I-I shoved it It's all further. [laughter]

Teacher:- Quiet!

Venya:- Why are you experiencing on Us your sexual fantasies

From the vegetable department? Teacher:- What's going on, huh?

Venya:- The Bible says:"It is good for a man Not to touch a woman. "

- On the contrary ... Get dressed, please.

Tkachev, I'll see the phone again, And I'll take it.

Tkacheva:- Everything, everything, everything.

- So, the man is very It is useful to touch a woman,

But he should Use a condom.

- That is, you believe that the Bible Lies?

"I do not care at all what's said In the Bible. I teach biology.

- You teach rubbish, Elena Lvovna! [Exclamations of students, laughter]

"You guys, look, he'll put on a gundon right now!"

Venya:- The Bible says ... "I do not care what's said in the Bible!"

Immediately dress!

- "Let the wife learn in silence, with With all submission;

But I do not allow teaching my wife, Nor to rule over her husband.

For Adam was created before, and then Eve. " "What are you saying?"

- "And not Adam is deceived, but the wife, being deceived, Fell into a crime;

However, will be saved through childbirth. " Teacher:- Oh-oh-oh-oh.

I wonder how she will do it, If no men touched her?

- And how does it do it, if The man uses a condom, eh?

You teach sex education, And the concept of this you do not have!

- So, Yuzhin, immediately return to class And get dressed!

- Yuzhin, quickly dressed!

Where are your panties? Yuzhin, where are your panties?

I ask, where are your panties? Where are the cowards of Yuzhin, I ask?

"Here they are!" [laugh]

- Quickly dressed!

- Lyudmila Ivanovna... Sit down, guys, sit down.

E ... So, given the current Situation ... Attention, guys!

I would offer special attention Give the module "sex education".

- There is no situation! Are either of us married? No?

- Students:- No. - Well, we do not need sex education!

- Can you explain to me why? The boy is naked?

- And you ask him, Lyudmida Ivanovna! Let's ask the boy!

"It's just that Elena Lvovna says, That we must trust our instincts.

Teacher:- What instincts? "She's acting like this,

As if there were no rules And laws do not exist.

She thinks we should run

And put everything in yourself, That to us will come to mind -

With men, women - it does not matter!

And in the Bible, the Bible says that everything It's addictions!

What is homosexuality? Unnatural,

And those who do such things are worthy of death. There everything is clearly spelled out:

Buggers deserve to die, In the literal sense!

[Hooting in the classroom]

- Easy! - Quiet! It was 2000 years ago.

We live at a different time, and now Other rules.

- Yes, these are the rules, if everything Is it permissible?

And how any rules can be Above the rules of the Lord?

- Man! - Good! Good...

What interests me personally now, That's why you're naked ?! 541. [Laughter class]

"In order to try condoms, Which she gave us.

- Have you given condoms to this before?

- Yes Yes Yes! For training!

"I'm afraid to imagine myself, what will happen next!

What, we will be taught how to correctly To laugh?

What will the exam look like?

So, the children, prepared, prepared! Have got the members! [Laughter, bell]

The headmistress:- Quiet! Quietly gathered their things, Quickly left the class!

Head teacher:Everything, the lesson is over!

Headmistress:Quickly, quickly! ??

The headmistress:Quickly, quickly gathered their things!

The headmistress:The circus is over! Faster!

Pupils:- Good-bye! The head teacher:- The circus is over!

"Good-bye, Elena Lvovna!" - Bye.

The headmistress:- Listen, why are you standing? Get dressed, catch a cold!

Teacher:- Ordinary puberty.

I hope you see that this Boy serious problems.

"What I see, what I see, You let me decide for myself.

[Whispering] What are you?

Do you really think that Manipulation is here with this ...

Sex toy has to do with To the learning process?

"Lyudmila Ivanovna, this is not a sex toy." - You know, I do not care at all,

How do you feel about same-sex Sexual practices!

At home, here, at home, there, everything that Anything is your right,

But you do not have the right ...

Abuse the learning process ...

To promote your worldview!

"Look, I'm not abusing anything."

Homosexuality is A normal part of our life!

- You know how normal this is Scientists argue,

And this dispute to the school Has no relationship!

- Scientists have long been on this topic Do not argue.

It has long been proven that Even among animals

There is a homosexual behavior.

- Ah!

- "Known argument with animals"? We are not animals!

- These are kids! These are not animals!

Director of studies:- Free, Yuzhin! Free!

- Listen, biologically we all Belong to the class of mammals ...

- Bye. - Bye.

And my task is A story about reality,

Such as it appears with Point of view of science, that's all!

- Science?

Carrots into the condoms shove?

Carrots into the condoms shove? Is it science?

This, you know, is not science! It's dirty, Obscene swinishness!

And has nothing to do with science!

You ... You teach biology to children.

Here so be kind, teach them _in theory_

How the relevant Apparatus!

"What kind of apparatus?" "Ah ... Organ ... sexual."

Well, the genitals!

- Yeah, the sex organ. - Of course, the sex organ, this ...

Well, the device sexy is the same The sex organ?

Well, in the end, what's the difference?

Here ... teach how it's all Functions ...

From the anatomical point of view ... - Everything has Latin names.

- Well, there are Latin names, there is also Tables, in the end!

So, through these ... Latin Names, corresponding tables.

Well, it's not for me to teach you how it is. Done, a biology teacher!

"Then what?" "Then what?"

"And then, Lyudmila Ivanovna,

Some guy will leave his A little girlfriend with a child,

You know, or catch,

And then she will be infected by some Incurable disease,

Because it was missed

The only way to explain All these children that ...

Director:- Elena Lvovna ...

Well wait, well, come on!

Well, after all, carrots ...

Carrots, Elena Lvovna! What did you think about?

Well, of course, the boy is confused, The boy is scared!

Children:- Hello, Lyudmila Ivanovna!

"You ... you ... What are you doing here?"

Who invited you here? Shut the door immediately!

I, of course ...

I, of course, welcome your ... Progressive methods of teaching, but ...

But, all the same, but this time ... You went too far

And I ask you to consider this a warning.

- [crying] I? - Who else?

- Well, listen, it's not me undressing And preach every nonsense!

"That was not enough!" - Well, you something, well, you, well, you ...

Where are you going? - What do you allow yourself!

Director:- Quiet, quiet, quiet! Both! Both!

How do you like being modern!

Open the windows!

Ventilate here!

You are free! [Teacher cries]

"Let me see something!" Let me have a look!

[Says a prayer, slow music]

Priest:- Goodbye.

That's what, let's do it later.

Venya!

- Father, and where to put the bucket? "Put it here."

What I wanted to tell you, Veniamin ...

I perfectly understand you!

- What do you understand? - Well, what are you protesting,

That you do not agree with the school, With the way you are taught.

"So you are a part of it." - Well, not quite.

No, not at all. I'm here as a guest, And my house is a church.

- Well, these are your problems already. I can go?

"Listen, listen, Venya!

The church needs such people, like you!

- You absolutely do not know that I For the person.

- I know! I see.

You are one of those who live for the sake of faith. "I do not live for the sake of faith, I will die for it."

- Here! Gold words!

But it's not necessary to die at once.

There are many ways to serve God.

- [grin] But you know what it is not this way.

And you are well settled, huh?

You know that other religions above us Do they mock at this?

That in other religions there are warriors of faith, Suicides, martyrs,

Who give their lives for their faith?

Nothing like this does today Not a single Christian!

And all because you do not read the Bible.

You have dazzled yourself with such a comfortable God, Who forgives everything, and calmed down.

And the Lord says:"Do not think that I Came to bring peace to the world.

I did not come to bring peace, but the sword,

For I have come to divide a man With his father and daughter with her mother,

And the daughter-in-law with her mother-in-law.

And the enemies of man are his own. "

And yet:"The enemies of my Did not want me to rule over them,

Bring them here and beat them before me. "

So we are not talking about Live for the faith.

The Lord has another plan for us,

When he says:"Fire I came down to the ground

And how I would like him to Flamed up. " 670. "Well, you are absolutely right about this, Venya!

And that's why you're the one The person we need!

- For what?

- For what? Well, I would like, To get you started ...

I read this one here ...

Here this one ... this is this brochure.

- I do not need brochures - I have Bible,

And she is a sword that Passes through people.

Some stand, others fall.

- Here, here, come - we'll talk, You will listen to the sermon ...

"A sermon?" - Yes. 681. "Well, if you preach, then In Chechnya or in Afghanistan.

- Venya, Venya, but you will be killed in the first day!

- But this is not important.

"He who gives his life for my sake, He will save it. "

"Well ... and how many souls do you have?" So you got through?

To two, to three?

And we are a thousand! Do you understand?

Millions!

- And this is not an account, and the soul is not a currency.

"In heaven more joy will be About one sinner repenting,

Rather than the 99 righteous, Who have no need of repentance! "

These people who come to you To preach and know nothing about God,

Themselves are to blame, because there is a Book, It needs to be opened and read!

- Oh, Venya, Venya. It's all pride In you says.

The demons are in you, Venya! The demons!

- Yes, I do not need a church! What is good about it?

Pasterns with buckets? Trade in candles? Pop on the Mercedes, maybe, eh?

"Well, listen, but do not blaspheme!"

The temple is the house of the Lord. "Gentlemen?"

Does the Lord need this gold?

Or maybe he needs these square Meters, y?

The Bible says ... - [annoyed] Oops ...

- "God, who created the world and everything, That in it,

Not living in temples made by hands!

Thus says the Lord:Heaven is the throne. My earth is the foot of my feet.

But the Son of Man is not for that Came to be served,

But to serve and give his soul For the redemption of many. "

- Here we are praying about it, in the temples!

- And the Lord says:"When you pray, Do not be like hypocrites,

Who love in the synagogues, Stopping, praying,

To appear before people.

Verily I say unto you, they have received His reward.

You, when you pray, enter the room His

And, shutting your door, pray Your father, who is in secret.

And thy Father that seeth All secret, will reward you explicit. "

I do not know what you are praying for, That ye preach.

You, sort of like, you read The same God as I,

And, apparently, even his book Did not read,

Because otherwise you would have left Your temples,

Canceled all your sermons And go home

Pray to the Father, who is in secret.

Priest:- Hmm ... That's applied? You, Lord ... [shouts] Venya!

- You could have warned that you will bring Friend for dinner.

"He's not a friend, he's a cripple." - What?

"Ah ... yes ... you know ..." It's ... it's true ... I just ...

Well, I have one leg - it's a little bit Shorter than the other.

"Venya, you can not say that!"

Venya:- "If you make a lunch or dinner, Do not call your friends,

Nor thy brethren, nor relatives Yours,

Nor the neighbors of the rich, so that they Sometime they called you

And you did not receive retribution.

But when you make a feast, call the poor, Crippled, crippled ... "Sit down, Grisha!

"... blind, and you will be blessed, that they They can not repay you. "

- well!

But we only have a couple of fish fillets.

And potatoes for three will not be enough either.

- Well ... so if something is wrong, maybe I am better...

"Do not listen to her, Grisha, sit down."

The Lord fed 5 thousand Man with two fishes,

But there are three of us here - well, that's enough! - Will not be enough.

"And if it's not enough, it's only because, That in you there is no faith.

- [grin] A faith in me more, Than you think.

But I demand,

So that you warn your mother, When are you going to invite someone

for dinner.

- The Lord says:"Who loves Father and mother more than me,

Not worthy of me. "

- And I do not need to love more Your Lord. Respect is simple.

- The Lord says:"If Who comes to me

And he will not hate his father and mother, Wife and children, brothers and sisters,

And with that and of his life, that Can not be my student. "Sorry.

- Good. I'll try too Hate you,

If this is what your God asks.

- Come on, Grisha, read the table Prayer and proceed.

"You know, I, too, can take the Bible, Read and act on your nerves.

- Thanksgiving prayer.

Well, we need to thank God, That he gives us this food every day.

- Well, well, I'm just not very good at it, Can it still be better for you?

- Come on, Grisha, do not be shy. But you You understand that all this is his gifts.

- Ah, well, thank God, thank you. For the food that is your gift,

Er ... and ...

And thank you very much for being here Cooked such a delicious dinner,

The truth, it smells very tasty, I'm sure, That this fish, it's just ...

- Grisha! Grisha!

- Ah, for sure.

Uh ... and thank you very much,

That I can eat today Together with you all.

Eh ...

Oh, yes, and excuse me, please, That it turned out so - 770. We will warn next time and ... Ah, I ate a chocolate bar on the way,

So, I think, we all this ... - Grisha, stop, please!

Ah, ug, many thanks!

[Knocks on the table] - Enough, well, Grisha!

- And what is wrong?

- All wrong!

[Knock at the door]

- Ven, and you ?? not afraid??, Are you scared?

- No, because the Lord is with me.

Venya:Everything I say and do is coming from Directly from Him.

- You're cool!

In fact, I would have wanted so much.

I just have nothing in my head Does not come yet.

- The Lord says:"Do not be afraid, Killing the body,

And then unable Nothing more to do.

But I'll tell you who to be afraid of.

Be afraid of someone who can kill Plunge into hell fire.

I tell you, be afraid! "

"Boys, can the seagull?" - Yes, Mom, right now, a seagull. Seagull tea.

The seagull. [Panting]

Well, Grisha! But you will be so Limp on his short leg for life,

Until you die!

And then you will stink in the grave, if Do not think it over and take a hand,

Which the Lord extends to you!

[Grisha cries]

Venya:Now that you're with me, they Will torment you even more than before

Because of your leg.

But the Lord says ...

The Lord says:"Blessed are you,

When they will pour you and drive and In every way it is unrighteous to speak evil for Me.

Rejoice and be merry, for it is great Your reward is in heaven. "

Mother:- Poured it!

Venya [mother]:- Let's go!

[Romantic song in English]

Oleg:- It's done! You're going?

Elena:- Oleg, I'm reading.

- We read.

Already ... - a week, we read and read everything!

Linen!

Oleg:Huh? - Ha [laughs]

Well, thank you, thank you, Olezhka!

Right now, one second, I'm coming, okay? Right now, right now ...

- Well, Len! True enough!

- Right now, right now, right now ... right now ...

- Some pupil has gone mad on religion - I understand - the problem.

Well, would it be better if Do you have a roof too?

"I just have to understand it, that's all." - Here again:"should".

"Look ... look:here, For example, it says:

"One of his disciples, whom Jesus loved, lay at the breast of Jesus. "

I lay on the breast of Jesus A disciple whom he loved.

- Lena!

And here, for example, here it is said:

"That's why everyone will know that you are mine students,

If you have love for one another. " - Lena, well, it's true, enough!

- Well, listen, well, "love between yourself".

And, maybe, everything is simple? [Oleg turned off the music]

Maybe Jesus ... is a homosexual? [Oleg laughs]

And all of his students - It's just a gay community,

which has Love between themselves?

- Lena, you will be imprisoned!

"Listen, but I did not invent this, It is written there so.

- Listen, I'm serious to you. I say - enough!

Everything, take a fork, sit down and eat. - And you, then, your own thing of yours

Take it for a balcony, okay? Right now. Right now, right now, right now!

"It's not a thing, it's a bar!"

The fish is getting cold, Len!

- Yuzhin!

I think it was you who did it. Only for that,

To ... undress before me. - Yes, yes, before you, for sure.

- Yes, to lead me to an idea,

That ... you are also naked, which, of course, Earlier in a head did not come,

And that ... purely theoretically with you Sex is possible, and so on ...

- That's "and all that" then.

- Yes, I'm there all this carefully Examined.

This is bad?

I am bad?

- It's in vain.

"Well ... It's just that I already know everything about it ..."

And you have it right ... decent! Venya!

"I did not think about you a second."

- And it does not matter to me what men think. It is important to me what they want.

- Yes, because you think that they Want you?

- Yes. I have not met any yet, Who did not want me.

"Well, except me."

- And you are more than all.

"You are from the lower, I am from the highest. You are of this world, and I am not of this world,

That's why I told you that you will die In your sins. "

- Like. Like when you are so You say.

"You can touch me here."

- He told you:"I saw Satan, Fallen down from the sky like lightning;

Behold, I give you power to tread on serpents and Scorpions and all the power of the enemy,

And nothing will hurt you. "

"Or ... here."

- "But who will seduce one of the small These who believe in me,

It would be better if they hanged Mill millstone round his neck

And we sank it in the depths of the sea. " - I'm not afraid of millstones and the sea.

I can wear a bikini or not wear.

"Tkachev, stop it!" "What's that, Ven?"

Eh, Be -en! You want it! It does not hurt, do not be afraid!

I will not run and tell About everything that we had -

Nobody needs to know.

It's enough for me ... That I will know it,

That I will look at you when Will you preach again

And know who you are

And from outside .., and inside.

[Slow music]

- "All the believers were together, had Everything is common,

And sold their estates and All property

And shared everything by looking According to the need of everyone.

For the Lord says:

Do not collect your treasures for The land where moth and rust destroy them,

Where thieves break in and steal.

Do not take with you neither gold nor silver, No copper in your belts.

No money for the road, no two clothes, Nor shoes.

Most of all - look for the Kingdom of God, And all this will be added to you.

Downcast the strong from the thrones and ascended Humble;

The hungry fulfilled the blessings and the rich Let go with nothing.

Woe to you, rich,

For you have already received your consolation!

Woe to you, now satiated, for Vzagchette! ... "

- Everything, everything, everything, Veniamin! Enough! [Laughter class]

- And what are you laughing at?

"Woe to you who laugh now, for You will mourn and weep! "

- Well, it's clear, it's clear, just what it's like Has to do with industrialization?

- Direct.

"This is not an abstract, it's a sermon, Yuzhin."

"But I just explained,

Why industrialization Absolutely not needed.

- Industrialization is needed - this is Historical fact!

"You're just old and fallen, [Laughter class]

So you do not believe in anything. "I see, it's understandable, Yuzhin."

Clown you will be good at it work,

Only now it will not help you.

Everyone once believed in something ...

Then everything changed. To people It became necessary to earn money

And they forgot about Communism.

Now, thank God, there is in that believe!

Here you pyzhishsya, angry all And you think that we will become nervous.

We will not!

We will fail you with bad grades

And we will do it Absolutely calmly -

You yourself will help us in this, for example, His idiotic essay!

Yuzhin, you did not disclose the topic, sit down, two!

[applause] Teacher:Calm down! Calm down!

Calm down! We continue the lesson!

Introduction to chapter 14.

"Taking advantage of Another crisis,

Stalin announced this About the great crisis,

On the onset of socialism around the world Front.

Delivered to the country Grandiose problems,

Requiring centralization And the strain of all forces,

Led to the formation of a rigid Political regime,

Not the last place in which State terror. "

Who is not interested, we learn on the USE, Tkachev!

"Yes, Stalin physically eliminated people,

Able to create a real Opposition to his regime, but, at the same time,

He managed to attract the bulk People on the solution of modernization tasks. "

For the next lesson, prepare abstracts On the topic "Stalin. ??",

"Repression:Fear and Punishment - Productive mechanism of personnel selection "

[Slow music]

[Whispering]

Venya:"Verily, verily, I say unto you,

He that believeth in me, the works that I do And he shall do it; And more than these will do. "

Grisha:- Ah, well, okay.

Only ... only, Venya, I have the truth So much was already that ...

"I believe in the Lord and I will heal you."

- No, Ven, understand, just ...

Well, this thing ... that's with my leg, She, like, is congenital.

They just examined the amniotic fluid And me in the leg pricked before birth yet.

They wanted to know something there - I'm a disabled person, Not disabled ...

Can, in general, have to do an abortion.

And then accidentally pricked, after which This, in fact, became so.

- Here, because it's a sin.

But you do not have to pay for your sins Your parents.

So I'll tell your leg to grow, And it will grow.

You, most importantly, believe me.

What are you doing?

- I take off my pants.

Well ... you should be there, well, hand Impose or ... not?

- Yes, right, take it off.

[Closed the door]

"And I just need to lie down, yes, will be?

- I do not know.

Well yes...

Well, yes, yes, go to bed, lie down ...

"Forgive me, help me."

And what should I do? "You must believe it."

Lord!

Look at this leg and ... - Another.

"But ..." - Yes, this one is shorter, that's for sure.

- Lord!

Look at this leg.

Not on that - on this one.

And the fact that it is shorter.

Blast how this man is punished For the sins of his father!

"Ah, and mothers, too!"

- So they say simply:"For the sins of my father His ".

And now, Lord,

He will turn to you, Because he believes in you

And says:"Help me, Lord!"

Well, come on, now you must say: "Help me, Lord!".

"Yes, er ... help me, Lord, you are welcome!

- Without "please". "Oh, help me, Lord!"

- And I'll tell his foot:

[Shouts] "Grow, leg!

Grow in the Name of the Lord Our Jesus Christ!

Rise and be like the other leg!

Be like the other - the same level And beautiful!

Come on, rise, in the name of the Lord Our Jesus Christ!

[Screaming] Rusty! Grow, leg!

[Shout] Grow! Grow! Grow, leg!

"But ..."

I do not feel anything. "You must believe."

- Yes, I ... Well, I, like, I believe.

Listen, maybe it's just a little bit wait?

Well ... the other leg, here, too Rather long grew.

Wen.

Well, let's try again tomorrow, eh?

Tomorrow we will definitely get it - I I promise you 100 percent.

"Gregory!" - U?

- What are you doing?

- I do not do.??

- You are... - Nitsche.

- Take it away.

- Good.

[Noise, din, monkey hooting]

The headmistress:- What's the matter? What's the matter?

Quickly collected diaries on The first desks and left the classroom!

"Well, is he again?"

- Yes, he worked, here, and all Let me down ??.

Director:Irina Petrovna! Irina Petrovna!

Understand it immediately!

Why should I do this all the time?

[Monkey hooting]

Venya, stop it! Venya, what are you doing?

The headmistress:- Well, take the folder. Yuzhin! Yuzhin!

- Lord! What is the topic of the lesson?

- Evolution. He refuses her accept,

Because it's "Lord Created the earth in 7 days. "

Venya:- In six!

"And fossils of dinosaurs, Of course, false,

Because they are not in the Bible, right?

Rudimentary organs have Unknown functions,

And atavisms are not remnants of past Stages of development,

This is the punishment of the Lord, Right, Yuzhin?

As, however, and all diseases, Because that's what the Bible says.

But we here, Yuzhin, do not study the Bible, And Darwin's theory of evolution!

- Very in vain, because we are not from monkeys Have occurred! 1,018 - Well, why do not you discuss this topic With my father?

- What for? - Well, why?

To ... teach the children both ... The hypothesis of creation.

- What, these children, they then choose The one that they like more?

Lyudmila Ivanovna, there is only one Scientific version and it is proven, you know?

And Father Vsevolod he is not able It is competent to state this version.

And business, in general, not in Creation, as you say,

Because no one Nothing created!

The world is not closed in Yourself creation -

He is in constant development.

And was not created after 7 Days after the Big Bang

In all diversity Species and so on.

Venya:- Six days! Six! On the 7th God rested, well!

- What are you, and I believe, Yuzhin, that God Rested all week!

Moreover, the days Then it was not yet,

Because for this It took 9 billion years,

But you about this Do not know anything!

[Venya is moaning like a monkey]

"Well, listen!" Well, er ...

Here, here you are talking about yourself Big bang, right?

Was that ... before the Big Bang?

- But we do not know, probably another Universe.

"But you yourself now say: "We do not know"!

- Well, we can not wait, that we Know not everything?

Or we must fill this vacuum Any fairy tale?

So, Yuzhin.

Come on. Where was God before the creation, eh? What, asleep?

What, was away, probably?

[Monkey scream] - Yes, but who created God?

Is this in the Bible said?

[Monkey scream]

There you are, please!

- Listen, well, and discuss, Here you discuss this topic with the priest!

Well, instead of every time This child ... See what he does!

Every time he says that everything, What is written in the Bible is a lie,

Well, you would have some intersection points With his father Vsevolod found something!

- In the Bible, for example, it is said, That bats are birds.

I can not pretend that such a Delirium has the right to exist -

it is not right!

- Bats ... they fly great!

And, in a broad sense, these are birds!

This is what the Bible means!

- Clear.

Clear. A whale is ... it's a fish, correctly?

Because he's swimming!

And the Sun - it revolves around the Earth, Because it looks something like this!

Are you going to lead us in a similar way? What, back to the trees, or what?

Venya:- Yes, we never Did not live on trees!

You think that we Monkeys still, or what?

- You go far!

You fall into dogmatism!

And this is not for you! "What do you mean?"

- Your bitterness ... But you An intelligent woman, think!

- I do not understand.

- She does not understand! She does not understand!

- Yes! I do not understand you and I do not want You understand!

- Here!

Here is your anger! Here she is!

[Call]

Good good. I warned you.

We will arrange a methodical Conversation with Father Vsevolod,

We'll call everyone concerned,

But about monkeys ...

[Laughing] Remove the mask - you'll suffocate.

Director:Everyone is free!

- Bye.

[Female singing] "What are you standing there for?" Timid, timid?

I'm in the dust Boots mnu flowers.

I see, As a white veil

From his eyes You're wiping the tears.

Girl, What are you crying, dear?

Good, In vain you break little hands.

Tender, Have not you seen

Never Handcuffs on your hands?

I see, Take happiness suddenly

Of yours Delicate and beautiful hands.

I see, All trembling and trembling

And the convoy Turned away and is silent. "

- Oh! [Coughs, laughs]

[The singing continues:] "Girl, What are you crying, dear?

[Laughing] Till ... kind, In vain you break little hands.

Tender, Have not you seen

Never Handcuffs on your hands?

I know, We will not meet again.

Would God give, If he is righteous,

Would God give, If there is a righteous man,

Ten years, As a wedding gift.

Girl, What are you crying, dear?

Good, You're not ruining the little hands. " Director:- Oh, all right.

Director:- A good little. - "Tender, did not you see

Never Are handcuffs handcuffed? "

[The sound of fire]

- I'm ready to do whatever I want For the Lord's sake.

Even die. And you? "Well, then I, too."

Actually, I'll do everything for you.

- It's good.

I actually thought ...

- About what?

What was he thinking about?

- Yes, I thought, who is stopping.

- A.

Well ... who's stopping it?

- Well, Che, you do not know whether it's, Who prevents?

- Well ...

Krasnov? - Well, well done, Grisha, it's good.

- Well, Che, I immediately thought so, Who prevents - Krasnov is interfered.

"Do you know why it interferes?"

"Because of ... biology."

- Do you know what kind of patronymic is "Lvivna"? - [negative] Aka, and Che for the patronymic?

- Well, this is the Jewish patronymic.

Because she hates us so much, Because she is Jewish.

- Well, listen, maybe it's just like that By patronymic name is "Lvivna"?

Well, you know there are some, for example, The name is Petrovna, Ivanovna, Semyonovna?

- Yes, no one just called, Grisha, Well, think for yourself!

- Well ... She was against it from the very beginning Me and my Christianity.

"For there are many unruly, vain talkers And deceivers,

Especially from circumcised ones, which should Block the mouth.

They corrupt whole houses, teaching, What they need, out of shameful lucre. "

"It's written in the Bible, is not it?" - Yes! In the Bible.

And she is just like that.

She blabs, deceives,

Teaches, which is not necessary,

so...

And somehow you need to shut her mouth.

- [laughs] Venya, what are you doing? Same not good.

- Grisha, we are with you the Lord's punishment. We must somehow make her shut up.

- Well, listen, well, it's really, quite already not good!

"Do you remember how she ... said something,

That in the Stone Age the cripples would not have survived,

That they would be gobbled up wild animals?

She told you then that you Nature would reject it earlier.

- About me?

- And who else in the class ... who else do we have? In the class of the disabled, eh?

"Well, listen, I do not know, I really do, It seemed that she was very nice.

- Yes, she is not! Remember, As she asked you,

Can you go with Us to ski

Or do you need some Special equipment?

She wanted to reject you, Grisha, Well, really!

"Well, what did you mean?" "make them fall silent"?

"I do not know, but you need to ..." Something to do to her ...

Could no longer open her mouth never.

- Well, what to do?

- Well, something should Happen, something important!

To ... that she understood that God Do not allow yourself to mock.

"Well, important, what's important?"

- God-pleasing unfortunate Case, I do not know ...

- With her moped. - So.

"When will the t-brakes fail?"

- And how to do it?

- You just need to twist the nut from the cable Braking and ...

- [cough] Guys! And do not go You ... from here, eh?

Well, the baby is in a hurry to sleep!

Grisha:- Excuse me! Venya:- But we are quiet.

It's terrible to fall into the hands of Dr. Zhivago! - And how? unclear??!

Grisha:- Sorry, everything, we're leaving.

"Let's get out of here quick!"

"I'll put the key on the mirror." - Aha ... right now ...

What? What? I did not get it?

- "What?" I packed my things.

"Ah ... why?"

"You did not even notice."

- And what happened suddenly, I do not understand?

- Yes, Lena, but not all of this!

You read your Bible forever, But on me you shit.

- Well, that's it, that's all I ... here Postponed, I do not read anymore, everything.

What's wrong, Oleg?

- No, well, it's true.

Well this is nonsense is some! - Well, let's sit down ...

"No, no, no, everything, Lena, that's enough!"

- Everything, I postponed, I today more I will not read!

- But it's not that you read Or do not read this Bible,

You can not even talk about anything You can not be a friend!

Look at the wall! What is it, here? What is it?

"There is no resurrection",

"Here Jesus is mistaken, because Thinks that the world will soon disappear. "

What is it, Len? "I'm sorry that you ..."

Not interested in those, Than I am interested.

- Yes, I'm not interested. To me already, It's already scary to me!

- Do not be afraid. - Do not, all!

"Just sit down and let's talk."

"I just went mad on God!"

Che Think you're so educated - religion do not care?

Well, the truth is, without it Can not you live?

Do you remember how this doctor sniffed the coconut,

Thinks - tests its action, And then - everything, Len?

You are a religious drug addict! Everything, the roof went!

- You're wrong.

Oleg! - What is Oleg?

- Put this thing in its place, or else The idiot looks like! 1,207 "It's not a thing, it's a bar!"

You can call me when Become a normal woman.

[Cotton Door]

[Crying]

[Noise of TV without signal]

[Mute]

"Listen, Father, if possible, give me Forces!

Well, I now need very much power,

Because I have to cause People pain for Your glory.

And people will be horrified,

And I myself will be horrified.

Mother will cry.

Father!

Can you hear me, Father?

U?

Grisha:- The leg has not grown.

Venya:- U? - [negative] Aka.

Well, if only quite a bit, I do not know.

Listen, Venya, I thought,

Or maybe the last time Was there something wrong, eh?

- The only thing that was not right - This is your faith.

"No, my faith is perfectly in order."

"Then my leg would grow."

What's the matter, Grisha? You are Che, you doubt whether?

- Wen, Lord, of course not.

- "Not everyone who says to me:Lord! Lord, he will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. "

- Listen, but let's try again, eh?

- Yes, what's the point, if you ... Do you doubt me?

- No, I do not doubt in you.

Venya, please!

- You can not take pictures every time. Pants, eh?

- Venj, put your hand, talk One more time with my leg, please.

- In the name of the Lord, grow, leg, grow.

No, we will not succeed.

I feel like you're looking at me. You are not with God, but somewhere far away.

"Venya, I am completely with you."

Tkacheva:- Oh!

I think I'm in the way.

Grisha:- N-no ...

Venya:- Yes ... well, what are you doing here at all?

"I wanted to wait for you, to talk."

What did you do?

- Well, I have one ... one The leg is shorter than the other, right?

Here, and Veniamin helped Make it longer.

"And not just your leg ..." Now everything is clear.

- What do you understand, in general? - Yes all. You're just a fagot.

- I? - Well, yes, here you feel this invalid.

And "men should not touch Women "," bikini is too much ",

And "have sex too, you can not." "Enough of this bullshit!"

- And I thought that something was wrong with me, That such a clamped.

"I'm not trapped!" Shut your filthy mouth!

"Ah, but before the kisses are clean enough, Yes?

Or today is not?

"Listen, I'm warning you ..." "You know, I'm sorry for you!"

There are guys more nice. "But it's true ..."

"I'm sorry for both of you."

Just do not forget to put on condoms On carrots,

But you yourself know what will happen. "Shut up, you beast!"

[slap in the face]

- What are you doing, huh?

Do not come near me no more!

Understood me?

[Cotton door]

"Venya?" [Can hear the knock of a hammer]

It will be a cross, yes?

Has someone died?

And remember, as a child,

When did your hare die? - Rabbit. It was the rabbit Zhorik.

"Precisely, Rabbit Zhorik."

Your father made the same wooden cross. Remember?

We buried him in the garden - your Rabbit - Rabbit Jorik.

Are you tired?

I recently spoke With Father Vsevolod.

He said that you are very capable.

I generally have a lot recently I'm talking to him.

It is very important for me.

- "Woe to you, lawyers, that impose People are burdensome burdens,

And themselves with one finger before them Do not touch! "

- Here!

Here he talks about you very much A lot of good.

- Yes, I do not care!

And be careful,

Because I will not be here soon, and I can not keep an eye on you.

- And where are you going?

"To my Father."

"To your father?"

"He called me."

"Sorry, what did he do?" - Well, the Father calls me, he calls.

"And you'll quit everything and jump, yes?"

"Now, if you loved me, Then I would rejoice,

That I said:"I go to my Father," Because he is more than me. "

- Yes, I'm happy! I, you know how, I'm happy!

Only you know what will happen?

He will play with you and throw you away!

You just do not fit in with his life!

How I did not fit into his Life, no one at all,

You know, no one Fit into his life!

Yes, he just picks you up and spits it out, Do you understand this?

You here at least understand this? - Mom, do not bother me, a.

[Sound of a tram]

[Hammer knock]

- Get down!

Can you hear me, Yuzhin?

Get down and take off your work.

- Why?

"Because it's a school." This is not a church.

And we do not hang on the walls of torture instruments.

- Yes I understand.

It's just that you can not stand the cross, because That you are a Jew.

- Because I'm Jewish?

And why did you take me as a Jew?

- Well ...

Than you so want, That we thought,

That the world is an accident, That in him there is no God ...

Simply you are a Jew and you hate Jesus.

- And you know what is said in the Bible About the Jews?

"Do you yourself know?"

- [loud] The Bible says:"Salvation From the Jews. "

- It's a lie! Again a lie!

Again a lie! You're lying!

- The Gospel of John, Chapter 4: "Salvation from the Jews."

[Knocking]

"Satan speaks through you!" "Then Satan speaks through the Bible!"

"God will punish you!" He will send Your angels and overthrow you,

While you will flee!

"So when you leave, I'll take this down anyway.

"I will not leave, you will leave!" And you will not return,

Until God calls for all - living And the dead on the Day of Judgment!

- Yes all. Give me your hand and get down. "Get away from me, Satan!"

You tempt me, because you do not think about That which is God, but what is human!

- I will help you. Give me your hand! "Get away from me, Satan, for it is written:

"Worship the Lord your God and Him only serve! "

- I will help you. Come on, get down, get off From there!

She's up to ... You're gonna burn! [Screams] She touched me !!

"They crooked somehow."

[Moped's sound, slow music]

Venya:- She puts on a helmet and winds moped.

Everything, as usual, went.

Goes, does not suspect anything.

She approaches the intersection, Brakes.

Brakes do not work - pads Cling to the void.

She's knocked over at full speed Jeep, helmet does not help it,

It flies to the roadway. [Squeal of brakes, blow]

Grisha:- And it is moving the car.

- Well, it's already somehow too much!

- Well, yes ... but it is likely.

- Will you?

Well, tell me why this is Did not happen, eh?

- I do not know.

Well, you just have to wait a little, 1,357 Because she still, maybe just It was not necessary to brake so sharply.

- "You also have hair on your head all Are numbered. "Let's wait.

- Yes.

"You've thought of it, Grisha!" Well done!

I bless you.

- Thank you!

- And now, well ... it turns out, That I'm sort of like yours well ... a student, right?

- Yes, you are my student.

"Your favorite pupil?"

- Yes, my ... one and only Student.

- You what?

- What?

Well, I just ... thought ...

- You thought that ... that God will not see this?

- Yes, I somehow did not really think about it. - "And there is no creature hidden from Him,

But everything is naked and open In front of his eyes. "

And in front of mine, too. Are you that, Fell into the clutches of Satan?

- No. No, II just thought, What do you want.

"How can I want to!" It is said:

"Do not lie down with a man, as with A woman is an abomination! "

"I know, Venya.

- "And if anyone will Do all these abominations,

Then the souls of those who do this will be exterminated From your people. "

"Venya, I know, I'm sorry, please!" - Shut up! You will be exterminated!

"But you just said that, That I am your favorite pupil!

- I let you in closer than anyone Yet, but you're just a pervert!

"Venya, well, Venya, I'm not a pervert, I actually did everything you said.

- It was necessary ... Wh-what ...?

I did not say! I did not say that you Must kiss me!

"Well ... it was a misunderstanding!" Well, can you take this so?

- You should have guessed right away. - What? Well guess what?

"You lied to me all this time." "I never lied to you!" I did not lie!

"I was praying!" I prayed with you, but you...

In your heart, only debauchery! - Well, as you do not understand ...

Well this is not debauchery, Venya! I'm sure that God would do the same!

- What? - Yes.

- Shut up!

No wonder your leg does not grow.

This is the Lord's punishment, because you ... "Venya, I will not be any more like that!"

Well, I will not do it again! - Get out of here! Go away!

Get out! Wali!

- Well, then you will have to Do everything to one.

- What?

- Then you can do Krasnova Twist the brakes.

- In terms of?

- Well, actually, it's deadly It's dangerous, Venya.

"You did not?" "Venya, this is no longer a game."

If she brakes the brakes, she will die. "You did not do it, traitor!"

- Venya, he will die, well, he will die! But you Do not you want her to die?

- Yes you do not know what I want !! "Well, you can not kill anyone, Venya!"

"Shut up, Judah!"

"He that is not with me is against me;

And whoever does not collect with Me, he lavishes. "

"Forgive me, please, Venya!" Ven, forgive me, please!

"Stay where you are!"

Here, read aloud.

Read, I say, out loud!

- "Yes, and almost everything is legally cleared Blood,

And without shedding of blood does not happen Forgiveness. "

[hit]

Director:- Yuzhin, for the last few Weeks

You've done a lot of strange, Frankly, actions.

But what worries me personally is yours Academic achievement, your academic progress.

They are already, frankly, yes, Of course, are not brilliant,

But now you just slipped!

Biologist:- Lyudmila Ivanovna, you can I will say?

"No, be quiet!" We want to listen to Yuzhin!

Director:Well, why are you silent? What do you say to that?

- If he does such a person, in general Already nothing more will say! Forget it!

Director:- Venya, well, you understand, we're the same ... We are friendly,

We ... wish you well, We help you want!

- Yes, he does not need your help!

He generally believes that Soon - The end of the world,

And we should prepare for you To the Last Judgment!

- Hmm ... Well, maybe I'm a little ...?

- Yes, of course, we have been waiting for a long time.

Well, maybe you will find Correct intonation?

- Well, here I have several Scraps ...

"The time is now heavy, confused.

The enemy ... the enemy!

Invented a new weapon for destruction The church of Christ.

He sent against her the so-called Science,

But ... not true science, But science ... lies-well-yu.

The Word of God is assiduously replaced Word worldly,

Instead of the temples of God Temples of vanity:theaters, circuses, exhibitions.

Instead of God and the saints worship Their famous contemporaries:

Singers, writers, actors ... " Director:- What do you mean?

- Well, yes, yes, it's Ivan of Kronstadt- Ladozhsky wrote 20 years ago.

So time is heavy, troubled,

And it is therefore very important that everyone A person, every person who has talent

Could bear the word of God, and, of course, Remain in the bosom of the church.

Well, Veniamin, you're the same You know the parable of the servant,

Who buried his talent in the ground?

And you know perfectly well than this Over.

You, too, have talent, and the Lord Does not want you to bury him.

"Father, now you are talking About his talent,

But how many years has he been here at all to anyone? Was not needed!

- Excuse me. And here is the talent? Yes, it's not a matter of talent at all!

Your boy decided to go In the Crusade.

Veniamin, you forgot your tools.

- Well wait, well, you will have more Time to speak out!

Well, well, we want to listen to Yuzhin. - Good.

Okay, okay, I'll shut up, so he can Their anti-Semitic pearls lay out.

- Well, what anti-Semitic pearls?

Well, what do you start? What do you twist?

"Precisely, precisely anti-Semitic, But I will not distort,

Since we are so pompous Here we express ourselves.

Mother:- My boy Not an anti-Semite!

- Yes, yes, Len, you give More careful with these expressions.

"I understand perfectly what I'm talking about."

- Well, you're a grown woman, and He is a child, he just provokes.

- Are you bringing up what? Will you be me?

Oleg:- You are disgraced. [Whispering]

"If someone here is disgraceful to me, Then it's you.

- Listen, but could you do your personal affairs In some other place to find out, huh?

- Yes Yes. Director:- We are talking about the student.

- Excuse me.

Mother:- Maybe you somehow first Among themselves will understand,

Before blaming everything on mine Son?

If you have teachers among themselves So that's how they go about it?

Excuse me, do you want him with whom? Took an example, eh?

"All right, mother, well, you too ..."

- Mummy, if I were you, I would too Slammed her mouth!

Director:- Elena Lvovna! Oleg:- Lena, Lena!

- Wait. We work with children Such as,

What they come To us from the family.

Do you think that we are from your g * vna Whether a candy that we will make?

- Are you crazy, or what? Mother:- My son does not know! My son is golden!

What do you think of yourself?

- Your gilt pounced on me With anti-Semitic curses!

Oleg:- Flax, well, he's a child! "Yes, child, he's a child!"

Headmistress:- But as for Anti-Semitism.

Is it not for you? Is it, Elena Lvovna?

- Interesting! Let's from this place In more detail!

And what does this have to do with me?

"Well, thanks to your background,

You are somewhat thin-skinned and Are excessively susceptible.

- I wonder, but ... what about me origin?

- Well, you probably, or I'm just so simple I suppose, Semitic blood?

- What? Hebrew?

- Yes. Director:- You are still ...

"That's what you say!" Well, you say: "Jewess!".

Why do not you call Me a Jew?

It somehow sounds better, not so In a fascist way, or something.

Director:- Take a breath, get some air. "You'll catch your breath, Lyudmila Ivanovna!"

"Ah, let me take some stress off." now.

Come on, here, look. Here recently Republished a wonderful brochure.

Wonderful! "Pointer of John Chrysostom ".

There is ... a couple of excerpts, I've written down,

Of course, they are ... so controversial, but nonetheless.

Without any claim to Elena Lvovna.

Look, for example:

"Meetings of the Jews ... should be avoided."

"Father, what are you doing?" - It's not me, it's not me! See:

"Between the synagogue of the Jewish and The theater has no differences. "

"The Jewish synagogue is a dwelling Demons!

A true Christian should not Join her. "

Well, this is to ... discharge, so to speak.

- [laughing] Well, catch your breath. Well, what about you?

- Oh, no, let's read more Something, Father!

Well ... well, very interesting! The priest:- Veniamin!

- No, no, let's you tricks Show us yours,

But, perhaps, the devil out of him Expel - it will benefit him.

"Yes ... Veniamin!" You're very The resolute young man.

The whole world is open to you, but you Came to a standstill.

I asked you to come to us?

Suggest?

The offer remains in force.

"Coronet, answer your father!"

[Whispers]

What? Director:- What?

What, what did he say, forgive? What did he tell you now?

"She touched me!" Elena Lvovna Touched me!

Elena:- What did I do? "Did she touch you?"

- Yeah. - Wait, what does "touch" mean?

- Well ... - How did it touch?

- Well, well, I touched e ... by the hands, by the legs, Down there several times ...

I...

No, I will not say anything else.

- This, what does it mean? - Did you ... did you touch him?

Elena:- I do not understand what he's talking about. This guy has serious problems!

Veniamin! Veniamin! Why do you carry all This nonsense?

- We that, should it and ?? Continue to endure?

Lyudmila Ivanovna, I really love you I ask, I simply demand:

Bring this in Sane state!

- Into what's sane? Yes, I'm the only one, Who here sane!

Yes, I'm the only one who resists!

Fogs have enveloped you all, and you Stupefied!

This guy infected you A pseudo-prophetic cliche!

Oleg:- Yeah, Lena. Now everything is clear.

"What do you understand, huh?"

"Now it's clear why you were so ..."

Obsessed for the past two weeks. "Possessed?"

Director:- What does this mean? Explain.

- In general, in the last two weeks I could not even think of anything else.

"The Bible, Yuzhin," yes? "Yuzhin, the Bible"?

Now everything is clear! - What do you understand, Oleg Ivanovich?

You're an idiot, and I despise you!

Director:- You again! "Well, what's the matter with you all?"

Have you agreed or something?

What is that?

This is what "respect for religion", eh?

Oh, this is one shepherd, right? And we All sheep.

He's sitting upstairs, and we're all down there, right?

Who chose this?

No, its just like that, no one Did not choose!

Listen, this is a beautiful thought!

A beautiful thought when there is a Father, Who looks after all,

But this thought is beautiful when we are children. Until we grew up.

A father who sees everything, who Uncontrollably punishes,

Which is irrational and cruel.

Do not you understand that this is all Totalitarian dik-ta-ta-ra!

Director:- Krasnov, stop immediately!

"She touched me!" - What? What did I do?

- Touching me. We were alone, She said that we need to talk,

Came up to me. I got scared, climbed up On the table.

And she grabbed my leg. And I became Break out, but she held very tight.

And she began to touch and touch me, And touch ...

Here and there...

and here.

Venya:I then cried out, and she said: "Do not shout!",

Then I just started to pray.

Pray that God forgave her.

"Forgive her, God, for she does not know, That does!

Forgive her, Heavenly Father, and have compassion Over my mortal body. And forgive her,

So that she would not be thrown into the stove and ... Not heard her teeth gnashing. "

- He, really, should take pity Over your mortal body.

What did I do to you, creature? [slap in the face] Oleg:- Lena!

Mother:- Oh, look what she's doing! Oleg:- It's quiet, it's quiet! Sit down!

Mother:- Lord! You saw everything, right?

Mother:- You? She's his ...

- Did she? And you turn the other cheek! I'll hit it too!

Director:- Yes that's enough! Oleg:- Flax!

"Now I've touched you before!" Director:- That's enough, Krasnov!

- Now, Lena, that's it!

[the phone rings]

- And in the Bible, the Bible says:

"For the Lord loves whom, That punishes!

It beats every son who Accepts. "

"Do not leave the young man without punishment. If you punish him with birches, he will not die. "

Venya:- [shouts] Mom, she's lying again! Here lies again!

- He must be beaten by his own weapon!

Director:- You are no more You will not beat!

- Lyudmila Ivanovna! - You are suspended from the lessons!

[The priest coughs]

You're fired! - Lyudmila Ivanovna, what are you doing?

"What, Lyudmila Ivanovna?" I'm same Warned you! I warned you!

You have become a problem for a long time, and now what?

But now I have to ... Now I I must say everything that I think.

- Lyudmila Ivanovna... "You are a shame of the school!"

You are a shame of the profession!

Collect things and get out! Yes, get out!

Oleg [mother]:- It is normal, Before the wedding heals.

Priest:- Hmm ...

Well, then ...

I will pray for you!

Oleg [mother]:- You are also water Have a drink.

Oleg:Have a drink, I say. Also Calm down, breathe deeply.

[Breathing heavily]

[Slow music]

- At us state of emergency! Oleg:- What?

- [quietly] The boy ... the boy crashed ... To death.

"Who?"

[Whispers]

[Slow music]

- It all the same happened, Elena Lvovna, I was without a helmet.

He will kill you too, not today, so tomorrow.

And for it nothing will be for him.

[With interest] It's so cold in my head, You know, the wind blows there!

"Elena Lvovna, are you done?"

[Slow music]

- Hello. - Hello.

- I will not leave! Director:- Leave!

- I stay! Director:- I will expel you!

Oleg Ivanovich, bring her out! - Flax, true, now is not up to you.

Priest:- Call the guards. Call the guard!

Director:- Now protection Will cause, you understand?

Oleg:- Flax! Elena:- I'm not going anywhere from here!

I'm not going anywhere from here!

Because ... Because I'm here In its place!

I'm here ... I'm here in my place! [Nails]

You are not!

I'm not going anywhere from here, because ...

I'm here in my place!

[Crying] I'm going nowhere ...

I'm here in my place.

You are not!

[Slow disturbing music]

Subtitles:Elena, 2017

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