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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,160 [dubstep music] 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:07,400 - GIGOLO HOUSE MEETING RIGHT NOW! 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,540 - CIRCLE UP, GIGOLOS! 4 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:12,070 SO GIGOLO HOUSE IS VERY MUCH A VERITABLE MESS RIGHT NOW. 5 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:14,540 AND EAGLE WING, AS THE HEAD OF GIGOLO HOUSE, 6 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:16,210 NEEDS TO VERY MUCH TAKE CONTROL. 7 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:18,680 - OKAY, WE ARE UNDER THREAT. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:22,680 IT IS GIGOLOS VERSUS SOME APP CALLED "LUBER." 9 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,290 IT MAKES IT SO THAT ANYBODY CAN BE A GIGOLO. 10 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:25,920 - ANYBODY. 11 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,190 - SO ANYONE WITH A DICK BETWEEN HIS LEGS 12 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:29,760 CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND JACKHAMMER [bleep] YOU 13 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,390 UNTIL COMPLETION. 14 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:32,230 - [electronic voice] GIGOLO SELECTED. 15 00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:32,960 [doorbell] 16 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,830 - WELCOME THE COMPETITION. 17 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:37,730 - HEY, FELLAS, I'M THE GIGOLO. 18 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:39,270 - STEVE? - TIM? 19 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:40,170 - HEY, I GO BY BOTH. 20 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,670 - GET THE [bleep] IN HERE, ASSHOLE. 21 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:42,270 - I'M SORRY. 22 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:43,540 - THIS PIECE OF [bleep] IS TRYING TO PUT US 23 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:44,740 OUT OF BUSINESS. - THIS IS THE LITTLE MOUSE 24 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:48,510 TIC TAC WHO'S SLITHERING IN, AND EATING ALL OUR CHEESE. 25 00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:49,610 - WAIT A MINUTE, "OUR MOUSE TIC TAC"? 26 00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:52,280 WHAT IS THAT? - IT'S A BREATH FRESHENER 27 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,080 THAT'S MADE OF MICE. 28 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,420 - BOBBY, WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR BURNS. 29 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:57,720 THEY'RE TERRIBLE. CT, PLEASE WORK WITH HIM. 30 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,590 - NOT A PROBLEM. - NO, BUZZSAW, YOU'RE NOT CT. 31 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:02,820 THIS PASTY PIECE OF GARBAGE IN BOAT SHOES 32 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,830 IS WHY WE'VE GOT LESS MONEY COMING INTO THE HOUSE, 33 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:07,630 WHICH IS WHY WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO 34 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:09,560 LET SOME PEOPLE GO. - WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER. 35 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,230 both: WHAT? 36 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:11,230 - BRO. - ARE YOU JOKING? 37 00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:12,330 - EXCUSE ME? - HOW COULD YOU 38 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:13,900 GET RID OF YOUR BROTHERS? 39 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:15,700 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR BROTHERHOOD? 40 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,940 - THE WAY I SEE IT, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DECIDE 41 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:25,680 WHO STAYS AND WHO GOES. [voice echoing] 42 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:27,250 - I'M HAPPY TO LEAVE ANYTIME. 43 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:30,020 - NO, SHUT UP. YOU STAY. 44 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:32,220 EVERYBODY PLAYS FOR SURVIVAL, 45 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:35,020 A GIGOLO HOUSE ELIMINATION. 46 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:35,890 - YO, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 47 00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:39,230 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN, BUT LET'S GO. 48 00:01:39,230 --> 00:01:42,400 [hard rock music] 49 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,700 ♪ ♪ 50 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,340 - WELCOME TO GIGOLO HORSE. 51 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:51,710 I'M MARC XYZ, 52 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:55,440 AND TODAY OUR GIGOLO WILL BE COMPETING IN A GAME OF HORSE 53 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,150 TO SEE WHO WILL STAY AND WHO WILL GO. 54 00:01:58,150 --> 00:02:00,980 - WE'RE NOT WHORES, BRO. WE'RE PROFESSIONALS. 55 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:03,880 - NO, NOT "WHORES." HORSE. 56 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,320 - ALL RIGHT. - H-O--ALL RIGHT, WHAT? 57 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,960 - WHERE IS IT? - WHERE IS WHAT? 58 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,760 - THE HORSE? BRING OUT THE HORSE. 59 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,620 I'LL [bleep] THE HORSE. 60 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,190 - ANYONE EVER PLAYED BASKETBALL? 61 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:12,960 - I PLAYED A LITTLE BIT. 62 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,800 JUST LIKE IN THE DRIVEWAY, NOT LIKE-- 63 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,900 - SURE. - IT WASN'T, LIKE, 64 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:17,360 AN ORGANIZED LEAGUE OR ANY-- 65 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,270 I SHOULD NOT-- I OVERSTATED IT. 66 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:20,730 I'VE NOT PLAYED BASKETBALL. 67 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,270 - STRAIGHT UP, I HAVE NO IDEA 68 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:23,670 WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH GIGOLO HORSE. 69 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:26,040 - UNLESS IT'S A HORSE THAT'S A GIGOLO, 70 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:26,810 AND THAT'S SCARY, DUDE, 71 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:28,940 'CAUSE THAT HORSE IS GONNA HURT YOUR BODY, 72 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,510 LIKE, IF YOU'RE A PERSON. 73 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:31,280 - IF IT'S COMPETITIVE, 74 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,880 THEN CT'S ON MY TEAM, 'CAUSE THIS KID'S A MONSTER. 75 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,180 - EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M A MONSTER. 76 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,650 IT'S JUST WHAT IT IS. 77 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:39,190 - THANKS. 78 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:41,190 - NO, BUZZSAW. YOU'RE NOT CT. 79 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:42,820 - ANYWAY, I'M HERE TO BE YOUR HOST, 80 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:48,230 AND I'M ALSO YOUR JUDGE, BUT I'M NOT JUDGING ALONE. 81 00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:48,630 - WHAT? 82 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,060 - TO HELP US JUDGE TODAY'S EVENT, 83 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:53,200 WE BROUGHT FRIEND OF THE SHOW... 84 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:57,840 FORMER FEMALE GIGOLO, FARLEY. 85 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,840 [Draztic Music's Back It Up] 86 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,240 - ♪ I LOOK AT HER SHE LOOK AT ME ♪ 87 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,910 ♪ TELL YOU, BABY, WHAT YOU SEE ♪ 88 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:05,110 - FARLEY? JUDGING ME? 89 00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:07,110 ARE YOU JOKING ME, BRO? 90 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:07,810 - NO. 91 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:11,220 GENTLEMEN, I WILL BE FAIR AND IMBALANCED, 92 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:13,420 SOMETHING YOU COULD NEVER DO, BOBBY, 93 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,420 WITH ALL YOUR DUMB EMOTIONS. 94 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,930 - WHAT AN INTERESTING TURN OF EVENTS 95 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:21,560 ON THIS EPISODE OF "GIGOLO HORSE." 96 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,660 - LET'S [bleep] THIS HORSE! 97 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,770 [dubstep music] 98 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:35,080 ♪ ♪ 99 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,650 - HOW DO YOU THINK BOBBY AND FARLEY DO 100 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:42,620 WITH THEIR DISAGREEMENTS? 101 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:46,190 - IN A WAY, THEY HAVE A KIND OF A THROWBACK, 102 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:49,920 YOU KNOW, "UNTHERAPIZED" WAY OF DEALING WITH CONFLICTS. 103 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,590 LIKE, JUST SAYING WHAT YOU MEAN. LIKE, I FEEL LIKE, 104 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:54,630 NOWADAYS, EVERYONE'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAY THIS, 105 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,060 IT MAKES ME FEEL BLAH BLAH BLAH," 106 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,560 AND IT'S LIKE IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO BE LIKE, 107 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,000 "YOU'RE A DUMMY." - [laughs] 108 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:04,740 - MY NAME IS FRANCESCA, BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME "TUNES." 109 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:05,470 - MY NAME'S MIKEY. 110 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:06,570 TUNES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? 111 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:10,380 HAVE YOU BEEN GIVING HER DRUGS? - TAKE A HIT. 112 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,410 [slow motion scream] 113 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,180 [hard rock music] 114 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:13,810 - ♪ IT'S A COMPLEX STORY ♪ 115 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:17,050 - WHO DID THIS TO YOU? WHO DID THIS TO MY BOY? 116 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,320 - IT WAS TUNES. - TUNES? 117 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,190 [country rock ballad] 118 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:24,090 - ♪ WHAT ROADS DO WE TAKE? ♪ 119 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:26,760 - [slow motion] PEACE OUT. 120 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,300 [school bell rings] 121 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:34,800 [upbeat rock music] 122 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,240 ♪ ♪ 123 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,070 - MIKEY, YOU'RE BACK. 124 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,210 - HEY, TUNES. - IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 125 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:44,710 - LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO LEARN TO WALK AGAIN 126 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:45,410 AFTER YOU GUNSHOT ME. 127 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,480 - AND LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO SERVE A PRISON SENTENCE 128 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,820 FOR NARCOTICS AND ARMED VIOLENCE. 129 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:50,520 - HA HA HA HA. 130 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,690 - PLUS, YOU'RE TRANS NOW. WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE. 131 00:04:52,690 --> 00:04:54,860 - WHAT? OH, I'M NOT TRANS. 132 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:56,390 I'M FILLED WITH ALL THESE NEW EMOTIONS, 133 00:04:56,390 --> 00:04:58,890 AND I'M EXPRESSING THEM THROUGH MY NEW LOOK. 134 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:01,060 GETTING GUNSHOT CAN REALLY CHANGE A PERSON, 135 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:03,700 BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. 136 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:04,360 LATER, TUNES. 137 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:05,430 [Illustrated's Mental Drug] 138 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,000 - ♪ THESE DEMONS FOUND ME OUT ♪ 139 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,700 - MIKEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR ZIP-UP POCKET SACK. 140 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:18,310 [theme music] 141 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:25,590 ♪ ♪ 142 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:28,960 - AND OF COURSE, OUR FLAG WAS DESIGNED BY MR. GEORGE STANLEY. 143 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,090 IT'S MEANT TO SAY, "LOOK AT THESE MAPLE TREES." 144 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:32,660 HEY THERE, MIKEY. YOU'RE LATER 145 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:35,060 THAN A PREGNANT STUDENT'S MENSTRUAL SLOUGH. 146 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:35,760 [chuckles] - SORRY. 147 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,560 - HEY, CANE. GREAT STANDING STICK, EH? 148 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:39,430 - YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES THIS CANE, ZACHARY? 149 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,540 - WHO'S THAT? - YOUR MOM. 150 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:42,870 [rock music] 151 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:44,100 NO PARDON. 152 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,940 - [laughs] 153 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:47,070 AN EXCELLENT RETORT FROM MIKEY 154 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,910 TO OUR CLASSROOM'S FINEST BULLY, ZACHARY. 155 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:51,350 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO BACK TO SCIENCES. 156 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:54,680 - YOU LEFT THESE IN THE HALL. - FAR OUT. 157 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,650 [Illustrated's Mental Drug] 158 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:58,320 - ♪ 'CAUSE I NEED HELP I NEED SOMEONE ♪ 159 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,490 ♪ TO HELP ME KICK THIS MENTAL DRUG ♪ 160 00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:05,590 [soft music] 161 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:06,860 ♪ ♪ 162 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,760 - [laughs] 163 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,030 [gasps] 164 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:12,570 HI THERE, TUNES. 165 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:14,740 - COACH TEACHER, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT? 166 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:17,270 - YOU BET I DO. CARE FOR A HONK OF THIS J-BIRD? 167 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:18,370 - I RESPECTFULLY DECLINE. 168 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:19,940 THANK YOU, COACH TEACHER. - RIGHT. 169 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:21,640 - I THINK MIKEY'S A DRUGS ADDICT. 170 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,750 - HE WAS VERBALLY ABUSIVE TO ZACHARY THIS MORNING 171 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,410 IN SCIENCES, BUT I JUST FIGURED THAT HAD 172 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,980 SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE'S NOW TRANS. 173 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:30,050 - NO, MIKEY'S NOT TRANS. 174 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,850 THAT'S JUST HIS NEW CHOICE OF FASHION. 175 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,820 - I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO HERE. 176 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:38,130 - MIKEY HAS BEEN THROUGH TOO DARN MUCH. 177 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:38,860 PARDON MY LANGUAGE. 178 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,630 HE'S SO YOUNG. WHERE DID I GO WRONG? 179 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:43,930 - THIS IS A CIRCLE OF LOVE. THIS IS ABOUT, MIKEY. 180 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:47,830 WANT HIM TO GET OFF THE DRUGS THAT HE'S ADDICTED TO. 181 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,240 [hard rock music] 182 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,410 - COACH TEACHER, YOU SUMMONED ME? 183 00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:53,510 - I SURE DID, MIKEY. 184 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:56,140 - TUNES? MOM? 185 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:58,850 ZACHARY? INUIT ANDY? 186 00:06:58,850 --> 00:06:59,610 MARIE THE JANITOR? 187 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:04,020 WAIT A MOMENT, IS THIS A SUGGESTION? 188 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:12,030 - WERE YOU EVER BULLIED? - OH. 189 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:12,730 I'M NOT SURE. 190 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:15,500 [both laughing] YES, OF COURSE I WAS BULLIED. 191 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,160 MY BULLY--OH, MY GOD. 192 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,800 MY BULLY GROWING UP HAD A STUTTER. 193 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,300 YEAH. - WAS HE BULLYING YOU 194 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,040 BECAUSE OF THE STUTTER? - [sighs] 195 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:27,010 HE WAS BULLYING ME BECAUSE I WAS FAT AND GAY, 196 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:29,540 I THINK, AND THAT TRUMPS STUTTER. 197 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,110 - HE WASN'T HIGH ON THE BULLYING SCALE. 198 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,480 HE WAS LIKE, "WHO CAN I"-- - NO, HE WASN'T, LIKE, 199 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,550 EVERYONE'S BULLY. HE WAS, LIKE, MY BULLY. 200 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:35,750 both: YEAH. [both laughing] 201 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:36,920 - HE WAS LIKE, "THERE HE IS." 202 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,190 - DID YOU EVER HAVE A COMEUPPANCE WITH HIM? 203 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:41,560 DID YOU EVER HAVE A MOMENT? - WELL, HE ACTUALLY IS DEAD NOW. 204 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:45,030 [both laughing] 205 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:48,230 - SO-- [both laughing] 206 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:52,330 [police siren blaring] 207 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,230 [police radio chatter] 208 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,130 [early rock and roll music] 209 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:59,370 ♪ SHE MUST BE AN ANGEL 'CAUSE I AM IN HEAVEN ♪ 210 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:01,740 [gunshot] 211 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:04,710 - [scoffs] 212 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:07,610 - DETECTIVE LOGAN? 213 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,820 - WELL, THAT'S GOOD DETECTIVE WORK, SWEETHEART. 214 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,720 YOU SHOULD TRY TO JOIN THE FORCE. 215 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,950 [laughs] - YEAH, 216 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,120 I ALREADY DID THAT FIVE YEARS AGO. 217 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,360 - OH, TRY AND TRY AGAIN. 218 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,760 - GOOD, YOU'RE ACQUAINTED. I GOT A CASE FOR YOU. 219 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,960 - CHIEF, THIS IS THE 40th DEAD GIRL 220 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,030 IN AS MANY WEEKS AS-- 221 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:27,000 WAIT, WHERE'S LOGAN? 222 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:32,970 - LET'S GO, SLOWPOKE, OR DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT DEAD GIRLS. 223 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,240 [scoffs] 224 00:08:36,740 --> 00:08:38,750 - WELCOME TO THE GLENDON TRAIL P.D. 225 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:41,410 - I DON'T EXACTLY WORK WELL WITH OTHERS. 226 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:45,990 - ♪ HEAVEN NOW ♪ 227 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:48,520 ♪ ♪ 228 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,590 [police radio chatter] 229 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:53,130 - DETECTIVE LOGAN, GLENDON TRAIL HOMICIDE. 230 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:55,360 - WELL, THANK GOD. I WAS AFRAID THIS WAS 231 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,100 IN THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT JURISDICTION. 232 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,530 - WELL, IT'S NOT MY JURISDICTION. 233 00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:00,270 JUST BECAUSE A BODY'S ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 234 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:01,770 DOESN'T MAKE IT THE STATE TROOPERS' PROBLEM. 235 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:03,870 - [scoffs] ENOUGH, UNLESS ONE OF YOU GUYS 236 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:05,010 WANT TO TELL THIS DEAD GIRL'S PARENTS 237 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:07,340 WHY WE COULDN'T FIND HER KILLER, 'CAUSE IT WASN'T 238 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:08,910 IN ANY OF OUR... [chuckles] 239 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:11,310 "JURISDICTIONS." [scoffs] 240 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:14,380 POOR KID. - WHAT DO YOU SEE? 241 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:16,580 - I SEE A DEAD GIRL IN THE TRASH. 242 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,480 [chuckles] 243 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,020 ALSO, I SEE GLITTER ON HER NECK. 244 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:21,150 - YOU THINK SHE'S A STRIPPER? - [chuckles] 245 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,790 - SHE'S A DEAD GIRL, ISN'T SHE? 246 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:25,660 - SANITATION DEPARTMENT. 247 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:27,830 CAN WE SAY SHE WASN'T FOUND IN A PILE OF TRASH? 248 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,260 - [scoffs] FINE, 249 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,760 IF YOU WANT TO TELL HER PARENTS THAT. 250 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,170 - OH, I'M BAD WITH PARENTS. 251 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:35,870 - HOPE YOU'RE BETTER WITH TRASH. 252 00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:39,310 LET'S GO. 253 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:54,050 [theme music] 254 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,260 [dubstep music] 255 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:58,160 - YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE IS SEXY FRUIT EATING, 256 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,660 SO YOU BETTER BRING YOUR "A" GAME, 257 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:02,900 OR YOU'RE GONNA GET AN "H." BEGIN. 258 00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:07,970 - OKAY. - OOH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 259 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:09,500 - STOP, NO. [air horn blows] 260 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,770 - WHY DO YOUR EYES LOOK SO PANICKED? 261 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:13,340 [air horn blows] - UGH! 262 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,540 SLASH MMM. 263 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:18,380 DID YOU WINK? - WOULD YOU GIVE CT AN "H"? 264 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,210 - ABSOLUTELY. [air horn blows] 265 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,320 - OH, FARLEY. 266 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,990 - UGH! YOU'RE ACTING UP, BOBBY. 267 00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:27,990 - FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT, FARLEY? 268 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,230 - OH, WOW, YOU ATE A APPLE. 269 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,390 [air horn blows] - NOW, BOBBY, WHEN WE FIRST 270 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,690 STARTED THIS GAME, YOU SEEMED TO BE 271 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,400 A LITTLE UPSET BY THE PRESENCE OF FARLEY. 272 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,900 - NO, SHE'S INVISIBLE TO ME. IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE TALKING, 273 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:44,070 AND THEN THERE'S JUST, LIKE, A BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT LEOPARD. 274 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:47,110 - CT, I WANT TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR INTENSITY. 275 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:48,610 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - I'M SORRY, 276 00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:50,980 WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING WHEN I'M TALKING TO CT? 277 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:52,150 - YOU WERE NOT LOOKING AT ME? 278 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:54,350 - WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR NAME IS? 279 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:57,180 - BUZZSAW. 280 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:57,580 - OKAY. 281 00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:00,820 FOR OUR NEXT CHALLENGE, YOU WILL BE JUDGED ON HOW WELL 282 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:04,590 YOU CAN LIE TO SOMEONE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING. 283 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:06,430 - UGH. - FOR THIS CHALLENGE, 284 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:11,060 WE'VE FLOWN IN A FEW SPECIAL GUESTS-- 285 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,300 YOUR AUNTS. all: OHH! 286 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:13,900 [all yelling] 287 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:17,740 - I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD A GAME LESS THAN I HAVE GIGOLO HORSE. 288 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:23,840 - GIGOLO, APPROACH YOUR AUNTS AND BEGIN YOUR LIE. 289 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,050 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, AUNT JOANNE? 290 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,010 GO [bleep] YOURSELF, OKAY? 291 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,350 YOU DIDN'T SUPPORT MY MOTHER'S TANNING BED BUSINESS 292 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:30,680 WHEN SHE NEEDED YOU MOST. [air horn blows] 293 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,720 - CT IS REALLY USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DISCUSS 294 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:36,190 HIS ROLE ON THE REAL WORLD/ ROAD RULES CHALLENGE. 295 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,660 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CT, FARLEY? 296 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:40,160 - [laughs] IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID "RUH-ROHS." 297 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,630 [laughs] - ROAD RULES. 298 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:42,760 - HE'S A MONSTER. 299 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,160 - SO I'M A GIGOLO, 300 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,600 BUT THE LIE IS I'M A FIREFIGHTER, SO-- 301 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,070 [air horn blows] - MANY OF THEM DON'T SEEM 302 00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:50,840 TO EVEN UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF THE GAME. 303 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,170 - WHO DOES, THOUGH? 304 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,970 [air horn blows] 305 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,780 - THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF BEING A GIGOLO 306 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:58,550 IS MAKING THE PERSON THAT YOU'RE WITH FEEL GREAT, 307 00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:03,720 SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO COMPLIMENT FARLEY. 308 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,420 - YOU LOOK LIKE IF PEG BUNDY WAS YOUNG. 309 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,920 - [growling effects] - I LIKE YOUR HEIGHT. 310 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,460 - YOU'RE DISMISSED. - I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE 311 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,290 YOU'RE WEARING A LEOPARD'S PRINT. 312 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:11,830 - [giggles] 313 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:15,460 WHEN I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT A GUY, I SWING LIKE THIS. 314 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,800 - OH, I LIKE THAT. 315 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,600 - I SWEAR TO GOD, I WOULD ANNIHILATE EVERYBODY 316 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,370 IN THE WORLD! - STOP. 317 00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:23,940 - I'M OUT OF CONTROL LISTENING TO YOU TALK TO ANOTHER MAN! 318 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:27,640 - BECAUSE YOU'RE CRYING TEARS, I'M GIVING YOU IMMUNITY, 319 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,140 AND I JUST DECIDED THAT RIGHT NOW. 320 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:30,810 - OH, COME ON! 321 00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:33,110 - I LOVE IT WHEN BOBBY GETS JEALOUS. 322 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,320 - SOMETIMES, HAVING HIGH EMOTIONS PAYS OFF. 323 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,020 - [crying] 324 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,150 - BOBBY, STOP IT, STOP IT! 325 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,290 I GAVE YOU IMMUNITY. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT, 326 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,620 TO GET MARRIED? 327 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:45,990 - [sobbing] YES! 328 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:49,900 I WANNA GET MARRIED! I WANNA GET MARRIED TO YOU! 329 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,130 - BUT ARE YOU, LIKE, ASKING ME? 330 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:54,800 - OH, FARLEY, I WANNA SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS WITH YOU! 331 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,600 - ARE YOU PROPOSING, OR WHAT IS IT? 332 00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,510 - I DON'T KNOW, WE'RE ON A COMPETITION SHOW! 333 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,140 [air horn blows] 334 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:04,410 - AND TIME. THAT'S THE END OF IMMUNITY. 335 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:07,210 LET'S BRING BACK IN OUR GIGOLOS. - WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 336 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,350 - WHEN BOBBY FIRST PROPOSED, 337 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:10,280 HE WAS ACTING LIKE HE WAS PROPOSING, 338 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,620 THEN HE WASN'T PROPOSING. 339 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:12,690 I GOT VERY CONFUSED. 340 00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:16,220 - BRO, WHAT HAPPENS IN GIGOLO HORSE-- 341 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,620 UH-- 342 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,030 I PROPOSED TO FARLEY. 343 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:22,060 - ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO 344 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,930 IS LOVE WITHOUT ATTACHMENT. 345 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,060 FOR THIS NEXT CHALLENGE, YOU WILL BE 346 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:28,170 ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER IN SOMETHING THAT WE CALL 347 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:31,910 THE THREE-LEGGED [bleep], AND TO HELP US WITH THIS GAME, 348 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:37,710 WE'VE ENLISTED A FEW SPECIAL GUESTS... 349 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:41,480 YOUR AUNTS. [all screaming] 350 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,920 - ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX WITH OUR AUNTS? 351 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,020 JUST START GOING TO TOWN ON THEM? 352 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:46,990 WHAT IS THE THREE-LEGGED [bleep]? 353 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:50,090 - GUYS, I THINK WE GOT TO PULL THE PLUG ON THIS EVENT. 354 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:55,300 - MY DIRECTORS AND A BUNCH OF OUR OFFICE PEOPLE WERE LIKE, 355 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:59,500 "WE'RE GONNA TRY TO GET CT FROM THE CHALLENGE ON," 356 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,270 AND PEOPLE GOT CRAZY PSYCHED. 357 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,340 HERE WE ARE. - [laughs] 358 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,340 YEAH, MAN, THIS IS WILD. 359 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,640 - YEAH? - YEAH, I LOVED IT. 360 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,110 YOU GUYS ARE CRAZIER THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE. 361 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:08,610 - WE'RE CRAZY? - YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE NUTS. 362 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:10,610 - I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A MONSTER. 363 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:11,680 - THIS KID'S A MONSTER. 364 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,250 - GET THIS PARTY GOING. 365 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:21,190 [all yelling and cheering] 366 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,560 [air horn blows] - WHAT? 367 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,830 - HE PLAYS MIKEY ON "WHEELS ONTARIO," 368 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,300 BUT YOU KNOW HIM BETTER AS THE ACTOR 369 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,460 AND ENTERTAINER BRYAN LA CROIX. 370 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,500 THIS IS OUR WEEKLY "CHEQUE-IN" 371 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,430 WITH OUR IN-HOUSE "BRYANTOLOGISTS," 372 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,470 THE HOFFMAN TWINS. 373 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:37,170 - HI, I'M SHELBY HOFFMAN. 374 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,300 - I'M TARA HOFFMAN. 375 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,210 - WE'RE THE HOFFMAN TWINS. 376 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:42,080 WE'RE ALSO MEMBERS OF THE BRYAN LA CROIX FAN CLUB. 377 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,110 LEVEL THREE BRYANTOLOGISTS. 378 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:46,110 - LEVEL THREE, STILL MORE TO GO! DON'T GIVE UP, GIRLS. 379 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:49,920 - BRYAN HAS A NEW LOOK THIS WEEK ON "WHEELS ONTARIO." 380 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,020 - AND THE PILLS ADDICTION. 381 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,120 - SO LET'S HOPE HE PULLS THROUGH-- 382 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:56,020 - BECAUSE WITHOUT BRYAN, THERE'S NO "WHEELS ONTARIO." 383 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,420 - THANKS, GIRLS, AND STAY PUT 384 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,830 FOR MORE "WHEELS ONTARIO," COMING UP RIGHT NOW. 385 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:04,360 - WE LOVE YOU, BRYAN! 386 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,100 [theme music] 387 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,470 ♪ ♪ 388 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:10,800 [school bell ringing] 389 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,510 - IS THIS A SUGGESTION? 390 00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,170 - INUIT ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU FIRE IT UP? 391 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,780 - MIKEY, DRUGS ARE AN EPIDEMIC AMONG MY PEOPLE. 392 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:20,350 YOU'RE AS WHITE AS THE SNOW. THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU YET. 393 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:23,580 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN, YOU BROWN, LITTLE MONSTER? 394 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,820 I'M NOT A DRUGS ADDICT! 395 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,150 - HE HAS A POINT. 396 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:26,990 - IF YOU'RE NOT ON DRUGS, 397 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,020 THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT NECKLACE? 398 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,960 - OH, I'M SORRY, ZACHARY. ARE WE IN ALBERTA? 399 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,830 WE CALL THEM CHOKERS IN ONTARIO. 400 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:35,860 AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST MIND ONE'S OWN BUSINESS? 401 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:38,670 - MIKEY, THAT'S NOT YOU BULLYING ZACHARY. 402 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:39,430 IT'S THE MEDICINE. 403 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,170 - IT'S MEDICINE FOR MY PAIN AND AGONY. 404 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:44,300 - OH, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG THERE, MIKEY. 405 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,070 THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PAIN, OKAY? 406 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,710 THE QUEEN PRESCRIBED YOU THOSE PILLS FOR PHYSICAL PAIN. 407 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:53,350 - BUT YOU'VE BEEN USING THEM FOR YOUR EMOTIONAL PAIN. 408 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:56,080 - MACKEREL. 409 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,650 TUNES, I THINK I'M STILL CROSS WITH YOU 410 00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:00,850 FOR SHOOTING ME IN THE BODY WITH THAT GUN. 411 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,720 - I KNOW, MIKEY, BUT LET ME HELP YOU GET OFF DRUGS 412 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,090 LIKE THE CANADIAN PENAL SYSTEM DID FOR ME 413 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,030 AFTER I NEARLY MURDERED YOU. 414 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:12,300 - SUGGESTION... 415 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,970 ACCEPTED. 416 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,140 - OH! OH! 417 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:17,070 - OH, THANK GOODNESS. 418 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:19,070 - HERE, MARIE THE JANITOR, TAKE THESE. 419 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:21,170 I WON'T BE NEEDING THEM ANYMORE. 420 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:22,440 - OH. 421 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,310 THERE HE IS. OH, MIKEY. 422 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:27,780 I DON'T LOVE THE BLUE, BUT I LOVE YOU. 423 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:28,410 - WHOA, MOM. 424 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,820 YOU'RE LIKE A RAPPER, LIKE DRAKE. 425 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,550 - OH! [both laughing] 426 00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:33,350 [both crying] 427 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,320 - [laughs] COME ON, PAL. 428 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:36,920 - OKAY. 429 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,120 [Vandarth's Intruder Neutralized] 430 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:43,630 - ♪ SO THESE GHOSTS ARE BACK TO HUNT AGAIN ♪ 431 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:47,600 ♪ IS THERE NO END? ♪ 432 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,870 ♪ FIRST EVERY CORNER ♪ 433 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,240 [laughter] 434 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:56,240 ♪ EVERY BREATH OF YOUR NAME ♪ 435 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:04,520 ♪ SO THESE SKELETONS RETURN TO ME AGAIN ♪ 436 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,750 ♪ ♪ 437 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,890 [soft music] 438 00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:16,260 ♪ ♪ 439 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,730 - WE USED TO SAY MY MOM HAD MOURNFUL FARTS. 440 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:20,070 - "MOURNFUL FARTS"? - YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY'D BE LIKE... 441 00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,040 [sad fart sound] 442 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:22,770 [laughter] 443 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:25,670 - IT WAS ALWAYS SO GROSS. 444 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,540 JUST SO GROSS. 445 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,340 both: [sad fart sound] 446 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,310 [early rock and roll music] 447 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:36,880 - I'M SORRY, LOOK, I GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED. 448 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,450 - [chuckles] AND? 449 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:39,850 - MY DAUGHTER WAS MURDERED. 450 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,990 [girl giggling] 451 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,160 - YOUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD? 452 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,120 - TIMES TWO. [girls giggling] 453 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,790 MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHO I LOVED MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, 454 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,000 SHE WAS KILLED TWO YEARS LATER. [woman screaming] 455 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,330 - JESUS. 456 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:53,500 - I LOST MY SISTER TOO. 457 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,730 [woman coughing] 458 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,770 - MURDERED? 459 00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,000 - YEAH. 460 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,810 FROM LUNG CANCER. 461 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:02,210 - DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 462 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:05,480 - DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ANYTIME YOU CARE ABOUT A GIRL 463 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,950 ANOTHER GIRL DIES? 464 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:09,180 [neck cracks] 465 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,320 CRAZY COUPLE YEARS WITH ALL THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE 466 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,520 GETTING MURDERED. 467 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,960 [girl laughing] 468 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,230 - WHEN ARE WE GONNA START DOING STEROIDS? 469 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,600 COMEDIANS, THERE'S A POINT IN THEIR CAREERS 470 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,760 WHEN THEY GET TO DO STEROIDS. 471 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,830 CARROT TOP, PISCOPO. 472 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,040 [dubstep music] 473 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,270 - WE'VE REACHED THE END OF OUR COMPETITION 474 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:33,440 AND ARE LEFT WITH TWO CONTESTANTS-- 475 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,810 BOBBY B. AND EAGLE WING. 476 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:39,750 THE FINAL COMPETITION OF "GIGOLO HORSE" 477 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:43,280 IS A GAME OF HORSE. 478 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:47,150 [horse whinnies] 479 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,820 - [laughs] - WHAT'S THAT ABOUT, MAN? 480 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,890 - WHY DIDN'T YOU GRAB THE BALL? 481 00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:54,230 - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO! 482 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:55,360 - ALL RIGHT, BEGIN. 483 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,030 - OH, EAGLE WING, YOU KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU? 484 00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:03,400 I PLAYED BASKETBALL FOR YEARS. 485 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,210 - NO. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 486 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,710 - OOH! - WHY DON'T WE HAVE YOU GUYS 487 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,180 MOVE A LITTLE BIT CLOSER? - COME ON, MAN. 488 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,520 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT FAR AWAY. 489 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,950 IT'S NOT A FREE THROW COMPETITION. 490 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,390 [dreamy music] 491 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,630 - YOU CAN DO IT, BOBBY. 492 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,100 - I CAN'T DO IT. I FORFEIT. 493 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,940 THE ONLY WOMAN THAT I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH FOR MONEY 494 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:39,340 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IS FARLEY. 495 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,640 COME HERE. 496 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,210 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 497 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,310 YOU NEED TO NOT GET ON THE GROUND 498 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,350 UNLESS YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING FOR REAL. 499 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,580 - I AM DOING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, FARLEY! 500 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:52,120 - WHAT? - DO YOU MARRY ME? 501 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,050 [dramatic music] 502 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:56,390 - WELL, IN ORDER TO FURTHER MY CAREER, MY ANSWER IS YES, 503 00:19:56,390 --> 00:20:00,660 HOWEVER, I CANNOT BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE 504 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,600 DUE TO MY FEAR OF COMMITMENT. 505 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,700 - I MEAN, I'M JUST A SIMPLE GIGOLO, 506 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:08,030 BUT I'VE GOT TO QUESTION THAT RELATIONSHIP. 507 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:08,940 - I'M SORRY, BOBBY, 508 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,600 BUT I'M A STALLION, AND I CAN'T BE HELD DOWN. 509 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,540 - FORGET YOU THEN! - M'KAY. [giggles] 510 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:18,440 - WELL, WELL, WELL, ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC? 511 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:22,050 THING IS, BOBBY, YOU SAID YOU FORFEITED. 512 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,550 THAT MEANS YOU LOSE. 513 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:28,620 GET THE [bleep] OUT OF GIGOLO HOUSE. 514 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,490 - IT'S THE RULES, BOBBY. - BOBBY! 515 00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:32,230 BOBBY! 516 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,030 - EAGLE WING KICKS ME OUT OF GIGOLO HOUSE, 517 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:37,030 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T NEED GIGOLO HOUSE. 518 00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:37,660 - BOBBY! - WOW. 519 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,000 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF HERE ACTUALLY. 520 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,830 CAN ONE OF THE GUYS BUZZ HIM? 521 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,170 - HEY, BUZZ MY FRIEND! BUZZ HIM! 522 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,970 - THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU HEARD OF BOBBY "B." 523 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:48,270 I STILL HAVE A NUMBER OF OTHER REALITY SHOWS ON THE AIR. 524 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,340 - YOU'RE BUZZING MY FRIEND! 525 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:53,110 - YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO, PETER! 526 00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:55,080 - AM I IN THE SHOT WITH THE CRANE? 527 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,180 - 100%, NO. - WE HAVE MULTIPLE 528 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:58,780 CAMERA ANGLES. - 100%, NO. 529 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,820 - HA HA. GOOD AT BIZNESS. 530 00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:04,390 - DAMN IT! OW! OW! 531 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,090 - THIS PIECE OF [bleep]'S TRYING TO PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS. 532 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,260 HE'S MAKING IT SO THAT YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A MEDALLION 533 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,700 TO BE A GIGOLO ANYMORE. 534 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:15,800 [dubstep music] 535 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,840 ♪ ♪ 536 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,270 - WHAT? 537 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:18,940 HE DOESN'T HAVE A METAL LION? - NOPE. 538 00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:20,710 - THAT'S A TIGER, BY THE WAY. 38825

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