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OBJECTIVE... TOTAL PLANETARY DOMINATION.

AAH! THAT WAS MY OBJECTIVE!

[CAR ALARM WAILING]

[BARKING]

[WHIMPERING]

HEY, WE'RE A PRETTY TOUGH PLANET.

YES, TOUGH.

[SIGHS]

VICTORY IS OURS.

AND I AM CONFIDENT THAT WE HAVE SET

A NEW LORWARDIAN INVASION RECORD.

OH, PLEASE, I CALL BULL BUTTONS!

YOU CAN'T JUST CONQUER THE WORLD

IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO ORDER A PIZZA.

MAYBE YOU CAN'T. APPARENTLY THEY CAN.

Jim: HOO-SHA!

PRETTY SLICK, FELLAS.

ELECTRO-CHEMICAL ENERGY.

TAKE THE OPERATING PRINCIPLES OF A POTATO BATTERY...

SUBSTITUTE A MYSTERY MEAT...

Both: YOU CAN POWER THE WHOLE SCHOOL.

BOO-YAH!

OKEY-DOKE. EVERYONE IS ACCOUNTED FOR.

AND HANDLING THE CRISIS WELL.

[SOBBING]

NOW, JUST LISTEN TO NANA.

THESE KIDS NEED TO SEE ADULTS WHO ARE BRAVE AND STRONG.

YOU WANT ME TO PULL MYSELF TOGETHER?

NO. I WANT YOU TO HIDE IN THE NURSE'S OFFICE

UNTIL THIS WHOLE BUSINESS BLOWS OVER.

Wade: OK, I UPLINKED TO JIM AND TIM'S SATELLITE.

DEFINITELY GETTING A CLEARER PICTURE.

AND...? IT'S BAD.

BAD DOESN'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT.

FIRST, THEY TOOK OUT THE POWER ALL OVER THE PLANET.

THEY ACTIVATED THESE MACHINES EVERYWHERE,

AND THEY CAN'T BE STOPPED,

AT LEAST BY CONVENTIONAL MEANS.

WHAT ABOUT KIM?

NOTHING YET.

IF KIM'S LOST IN THE STARS,

I'M FINDING HER.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED A ROCKET.

[ENGINE REVVING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[GASPS AND SIGHS]

WELL, AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T...

OH, WHY IS IT NEVER COW AND CHOW?

Computer: PRISONER CONFINEMENT COMPLETE.

OK. GOOD.

WHAT ASPECT OF "HELD PRISONER ABOARD

AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT" IS GOOD?

IT'S GOOD THAT THEY'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO US.

THEY THINK WE'RE TRAPPED HERE.

AREN'T WE? NOT FOR LONG.

I FIND YOUR YOUTHFUL OPTIMISM IRRITATING.

WOULD YOU JUST...

WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS WHAT?

ON YOUR NECK. ON MY NECK?

IS IT A BUG? GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

OH, THIS AGAIN.

THIS IS NOT HELPING!

BEAT IT!

SPANKIN'.

[GRUMBLES] TWEEN SLANG.

DRAKKEN... WHAT?

YOUR FLOWER. JUST BECAUSE IT GREW ON ME

DOESN'T MAKE IT MY FLOWER.

IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST SAY,

"FLOWER! ATTACK KIM POSSIBLE."

AND THEN... AAH!

OH. EEK. [GRUNTING]

[GASPS]

YOU WERE A WORTHY FOE.

YOU WERE INDEED "ALL THAT."

FAREWELL, KIM POSSIBLE.

HELLO, DRAKKEN.

OH! AAH!

UNH!

OH! HMM...

FLOWER, TAKE OUT THAT CANNON.

THAT IS ONE TOUGH MUTANT FLOWER.

[LAUGHS]

I SHOULD'VE GONE GREEN YEARS AGO.

UH, WELL, I THINK WE MIGHT BE BETTER OFF ON FOOT!

[BOTH GRUNT AND SCREAM]

[GRUNTING]

NO POWER. IT CAN'T READ MY I.D. AAH!

OH... GOOD TIMING THERE.

AAH!

DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

NOW, HOLD ON, RONALD. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

OW! GOOD GARDEN PARTY, THAT IS HOT! [BLOWING]

HEY, I KNOW THAT GLOW!

WAIT, OK, IS THIS GOOD OR BAD?

[GRUNTING]

[GASPS]

WHOA. THANKS, RONALD.

YOU WORE ROCKET SKATES TO THE GRADUATION?

YEAH. YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU KNOW?

OK, WHERE'S MISS PRISS?

GREAT. I WAS BANKING ON KIMMY TO DO HER "SAVE THE WORLD" THING.

WHERE'S DRAKKEN? SEE PREVIOUS.

LUCKILY, WE CAN POWER UP OFF THE GRID HERE AT THE SPACE CENTER.

[GASPS]

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT TAKES SOMETHING LIKE THIS

TO BRING HERO AND VILLAIN TOGETHER TO WORK FOR THE COMMON GOOD.

THIS HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE?

NO, HEAVENS NO, BUT IN COLLEGE,

I WROTE A CAPTAIN CONSTELLATION

FAN FIC WITH A VERY SIMILAR SCENARIO.

WHY AM I ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY GEEKS?

OK, WHAT'S THE PLAN?

RONALD AND I TAKE THE KEPPLER 2

UP TO THE ALIEN MOTHER SHIP.

YOU MONITOR HERE AT MISSION CONTROL.

GOOD PLAN, GOOD PLAN.

ONE TWIST...

[NO AUDIO]

IS HE ALWAYS THIS EXCITABLE?

YEAH, YEAH, HE DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME MISSING TROUSER EXPERIENCE AS I DO.

THIS ISN'T THE PLAN!

I NEEDED THE SPACESUIT.

HUH? OH!

[BOTH GROANING]

Drakken: OW!

WE HAVE TO TIME THIS

SO THAT HOVERY-GUARDY THING DOESN'T SEE US.

WHY DO YOU GET TO BE IN CHARGE?

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

UNH... AAH!

[DRAKKEN GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

AND THAT'S WHY I'M IN CHARGE.

[GRUMBLES]

SHEGO, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

AH, SCHOOL BUS RULES APPLY HERE.

DON'T TALK TO THE DRIVER.

NOW, WHEN YOU WENT FROM HERO TO VILLAIN,

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE AN EPIC CHANGE.

OK, WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING?

I MEAN, YOU'RE ON A NEW PATH WITH NO IDEA WHAT COMES NEXT.

WASN'T THAT KIND OF... SCARY?

NO. I DON'T SCARE.

OH, I DO. YEAH, I'VE NOTICED.

OK...

I TAKE IT BACK. THAT IS SCARY.

ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TO FIGURE A WAY IN.

UH, EASY. LOOK FOR THE GARBAGE HATCH.

OH, YEAH, I'M SURE THEY HAVE A GARBAGE...

OH. AND THE FIRST "BOO-YAH" IN SPACE...

A-BOO-YAH!

HANG ON.

NOT TO ME!

K.P.!

RON!

SHEGO... UH, ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE.

YEAH, YEAH, I'VE GOT A LOT ON MY PLATE NOW,

SO, YOU KNOW, JUST... [CLEARS THROAT]

DID THEY REALLY CONQUER EARTH?

WELL, EVERYONE'S HIDING FROM GIANT MACHINES OF DESTRUCTION,

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. YEAH.

THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.

S-STILL?

YES! STILL!

[ALARM BLARING]

OH, I THINK THEY FOUND THE KEPPLER.

THAT'S OUR RIDE BACK TO EARTH!

YEAH, NOT ANYMORE. IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TO BRING

THIS WHOLE BUCKET DOWN. COME ON!

OH, NOW SHE'S IN CHARGE.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU FOUND THE LOUDEST ROOM IN THE SHIP.

TRY THE CENTRAL POWER CORE.

DO SOME DAMAGE HERE. YOU'LL GET RESULTS.

IF I WERE AN OFF SWITCH, WHERE WOULD I BE?

OH, THIS IS HIGHLY-ADVANCED ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

IT'S NOT GOING TO BE AS SIMPLE

AS FINDING... [MACHINE POWERING DOWN]

AN OFF SWITCH.

[CHUCKLES]

[GROANS]

[GASPS]

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?

THEY FOUND THE OFF SWITCH.

AH! LONG HAVE I QUESTIONED

THE WISDOM OF THAT ACCURSED SWITCH.

YOU! AND...

AND YOU MUST BE MR. WARMONGA.

SHE IS THE BLUE IMPOSTOR'S BATTLEMATE.

WHOA, TIME OUT.

YEAH, THE 2 TEENS ARE A THING,

BUT THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON WITH ME AND DR. D.

NOTHING? NOTHING!

THEN WHY WERE YOU SO THREATENED BY MY ARRIVAL?

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU'RE 9 FEET TALL?

DENIAL. IT'S MORE THAN JUST A RIVER

ON THE PLANET WHICH WE NOW RULE...

OK...

[BOTH YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

COME ON. WE'D BETTER HELP.

SEE? YOU DO CARE.

[GROANS]

NOW WHAT?

UH, YOU'RE THE HERO, KIMMY.

I THOUGHT YOU COULD DO ANYTHING.

UH, PIGGY BACK THING

REALLY DRAGS DOWN MY COOLNESS.

WELL, PARDON ME. NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE POWER OF FLIGHT.

OH, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN.

YOU KNOW, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...

I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

DUDE, YOU OK?

[GROANS] DR. D?

[GROANS] MY MIND.

IT'S RACING. IT'S UNCANNY.

I SEE EVERY DETAIL. OF WHAT?

MY GREATEST PLAN EVER!

TO SAVE THE WORLD?

DO NOT MAKE ME SAY THOSE WORDS.

HOPE THEY DON'T MIND IF I BORROW.

ARGH!

I THINK THEY MIND. COME ON, DR. D.

[DRAKKEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

Shego: IS THE SCREAMING PART OF YOUR PLAN?

WARMONGA!

AAH!

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, WADE?

IT SOUNDS... GOOD.

EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S DRAKKEN'S PLAN?

WELL, HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BEST TRACK RECORD.

THEN HE'S DUE.

THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT. WHAT'S RON THINK?

HE'S STILL A LITTLE DISTRACTED.

WELL, NOW, WHAT IF KIM GOES OFF TO SOME FANCY-SCHMANCY COLLEGE

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD

WHILE I'M STUCK AT HOME JOCKEYING

FOR SMARTY MART EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH?

WARHAWK WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

OH, I'M WITH YOU, MAN,

BUT, HEY, OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.

YOU KNOW, SHE GETS WRAPPED UP IN HER STUDIES.

I CALL, I TEXT. DOES SHE ANSWER?

"SORRY. BUSY." IT'S KILLING ME!

OW! HEY, WHAT... WHOA!

[GRUNTS]

SO, YOU AND YOUR LITTLE PLANT POTION

ARE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD?

THAT'S RIGHT!

THIS TIME, FOR THE FIRST TIME,

VICTORY WILL BE MINE.

[CRUMBLING] UNH! [GRUMBLES]

OW! DR. D, MOVE!

MY HYPOLLINATOR MUTAGEN!

[CRYING]

UNH! NO!

SNAG.

I-I WISH I FELT MORE READY.

I DON'T LIKE DRAKKEN BEING THE EARTH'S LAST HOPE, EITHER, BUT...

NO... I'M TALKING ABOUT GRADUATION

AND... AND US AND WHAT COMES AFTER.

THIS WHOLE THING HAS SHOWN ME THAT

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

RON, PLEASE, GET A GRIP.

NOTHING IS GOING TO COME BETWEEN US,

EXCEPT THAT.

THIS REMINDS ME OF OUR FIRST THORGOGGLE HUNT ON THE MOON OF PARFA.

YOU GAVE ME THE BEAST'S SPINE AS A TROPHY.

YOU CAN HAVE THIS ENTIRE PLANET AS A TROPHY

AFTER THESE TWO ARE ANNIHILATED.

[YELLING]

KIM, I'VE BEEN HIT!

[GASPS]

SEE? YOU SEE HOW I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU?

AT THE VERY LEAST, WE'RE TALKING MAJOR BONE BREAKAGE.

OK, LOOK. REMEMBER AT GRADUATION

WHEN I STARTED TO SAY I HAD A CONFESSION?

THAT WAS YOU? I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAGER.

IT WAS ME.

ANYWAY, YOU DON'T THINK I'M SCARED, TOO?

YOU? SCARED?

OF COURSE SHE IS.

THIS ENDS NOW!

NOT YET!

BUT VERY, VERY SOON. DR. D!

PREPARE TO TASTE DEFEAT!

AND, BOY, IS IT SALTY!

UNH! [GRUMBLES]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

THESE EARTHERS ARE INFERIOR PESTS,

BUT THEY ARE AMUSING.

ATTACK!

IT IS A CHEERFUL ATTACK.

OH, BLUE IMPOSTOR, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

TAKE THEM DOWN, BOYS! OR IS IT GIRLS?

OH, I NEVER COULD GET THE WHOLE PISTIL AND STAMEN THING.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

LORWARDIAN TECHNOLOGY DESTROYED BY... BY FLOWERS.

THIS INSULT WILL NOT STAND!

UNH!

AAH!

[GROANING]

FOR LORWARDIA!

FORGET IT.

AAH! [GROANING]

OK, THIS WAS REAL, BUT I'VE GOT TO GRADUATE

BEFORE SOME OTHER DISASTER STRIKES.

AND STICK US WITH CLEAN-UP DUTY?

PLEASE AND THANK YOU. YEAH, NO. NO WAY.

[GROANS] JUST GO.

AAH! UNH!

DID YOU THINK THAT THE MOST FIERCE WARRIOR IN THE GALAXY

COULD BE DEFEATED BY FLOWERS AND CHILDREN?

I'M NOT A CHILD. CHECK YOUR CALENDAR.

IT'S GRADUATION DAY.

UNH!

UNH! UNH!

[GROANS AND GASPS]

[CHUCKLES]

Man: SUMMON THE MYSTICAL MONKEY POWER. SENSEI?

COME, WARMONGA. WE WILL TAKE THIS ONE AS A TROPHY.

SHE WILL LOOK HANDSOME MOUNTED BESIDE YOUR THORGOGGLE SPINE.

YOU ARE THE MONKEY MASTER.

I AM?

MM.

Sensei: THIS IS YOUR DESTINY.

YOU ARE READY.

I AM.

HEY, WARHAWK!

UNH!

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Sensei: HIS MONKEY POWER IS STRONG.

BOO-YAH.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[MONKEY SCREECHING]

[RON YELLING]

[GROANS]

Both: HUH?

[GROANING] HUH?

[ALL GRUNTING]

[YELLING]

[MONKEY SCREECHING]

HUH?

WAIT... WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID I MISS?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK THE SIDEKICK JUST STEPPED UP,

MONKEY-STYLE.

MONKEY-STYLE? UH, WHAT'S THAT?

YOU HAD TO BE HERE.

Barkin: PETE PETERSON.

Barkin: KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE.

THANKS, MR. BARKIN.

UH... YEAH. UH...

[CLEARS THROAT] WELL, THINGS ARE GOING TO BE BORING HERE

WITHOUT YOU, POSSIBLE.

YOU'VE STILL GOT THE TWEEBS. [GASPS]

HICKA-BICKA-BOO? HOO-SHA.

THAT WAS YOUR CAR, WASN'T IT?

IT WAS. [SIGHS]

Barkin: RONALD REAGER.

BONNIE ROCKWALLER.

FINALLY!

WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU BLEW OFF ALL YOUR CLASSES

THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL.

UH, YEAH. NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENS IN THE LAST WEEK.

EXCEPT MY POP QUIZ IN HOMEROOM,

WHICH YOU MISSED. THUS, YOU DID NOT PASS,

AND THAT MAKES YOU ONE CREDIT SHORT.

NO!

SEE YOU IN SUMMER SCHOOL.

THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

BE STRONG, MY LOVE. I WILL BE AT YOUR SIDE

THROUGH THIS THING, THIS SUMMER SCHOOL.

REALLY?

NO, MY ACTUAL PERSON WILL BE LOUNGING BY THE POOL,

BUT MY HEART... MY HEART WILL BE WITH YOU IN THAT STUFFY CLASSROOM.

YOU ARE THE SWEETEST.

RONALD STOPPABLE.

MR. B.

JUST COULDN'T FOLLOW THE GRADUATION DRESS CODE.

NONCONFORMIST PUNK!

I GOT TO BE TRUE TO MY ESSENTIAL RON-NESS.

[BABY GRUNTING]

[LAUGHING]

? THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS OUR GAME ?

? IT'S OUR TURN TO MAKE A CHANGE ?

? COME ON, COME ON, AND SHOUT IT OUT ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR ? ? COME ON ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS OUR GAME ?

? IT'S OUR TURN TO MAKE A CHANGE ?

? COME ON, COME ON, AND SHOUT IT OUT ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR ?

? TODAY IS THE VERY FIRST DAY ?

? OF ALL OF OUR TOMORROWS ?

? YEAH ?

? DON'T LOOK BACK ?

? 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME ?

? LET'S START RIGHT NOW ?

? AND SHOUT IT OUT LOUD ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS OUR GAME ?

? IT'S OUR TURN TO MAKE A CHANGE ?

? COME ON, COME ON, AND SHOUT IT OUT ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR, SHOUT IT OUT ?

? WE'RE THE ONES IT'S ALL ABOUT ?

? COME ON, COME ON, AND MAKE IT REAL ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR ?

? STAND UP ? ? STAND UP ?

? SHOUT IT OUT ? ? SHOUT IT OUT ?

? WE'RE THE ONES ? ? WE'RE THE ONES ?

? IT'S ALL ABOUT ? ? IT'S ALL ABOUT ?

? STAND UP ? ? STAND UP ?

? AND SHOUT IT OUT ? ? SHOUT IT OUT ?

? 'CAUSE WE'RE THE ONES ? ? WE'RE THE ONES ?

? IT'S ALL ABOUT ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR ? ? THIS IS OUR YEAR ?

? THIS IS OUR GAME ?

? IT'S OUR TURN TO MAKE A CHANGE ?

? COME ON, COME ON, AND SHOUT IT OUT ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS OUR GAME ?

? IT'S OUR TURN TO MAKE A CHANGE ?

? COME ON, COME ON, AND SHOUT IT OUT ?

? THIS IS OUR YEAR ?

TOLD YOU GRADUATION WASN'T THE END OF THE WORLD.

? THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS OUR GAME ?

? IT'S OUR TURN TO MAKE A CHANGE ?

? COME ON, COME ON, AND SHOUT IT OUT ?

? SHOUT IT OUT ? ? THIS IS OUR YEAR ?

YOU MUST ADMIT THAT IT IS EXQUISITELY AMUSING.

OK, DEMENTOR, I'D REALLY RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

BUT THE IRONY.

AS A MAD SCIENTIST, YOU HAVE BEEN A TOTAL FAILURE

YOUR ENTIRE CAREER.

NEW TOPIC, PLEASE.

OK, OK. WHY THE BLUE SKIN?

GLAD YOU ASKED. FUNNY STORY.

NOT FUNNY "HA HA," BUT IT WAS A TUESDAY...

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