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[OVERTURE PLAYING]
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WADE, I MADE IT,
BUT I LOST VISUAL CONTACT WITH RON.
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YOU SHOULD BE HEARING FROM HIM
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JUST ABOUT... NOW!
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OW! THERE HE IS.
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UGH. OK.
ROUND ONE GOES TO THE CLIFF.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL ON THIS
GUY THAT KILLIGAN CAPTURED?
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KIM, THIS ISN'T JUST "SOME GUY."
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IT'S RICKY ROTIFFLE.
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THE SNACK BLOGGER? THE WHO?
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HE PHOTOGRAPHS,
CATALOGS, AND CRITIQUES
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EVERY SINGLE SNACK HE EATS.
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IT'S A MUST-BOOKMARK.
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HMM. MISSED IT.
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OH, YOU CAN CATCH UP ON ARCHIVE.
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OH, HIS PIECE ON POP-POP
PORTERS PORK PUFFS WAS POETRY.
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MMM-HMM.
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WHY WOULD KILLIGAN CARE
ABOUT A SNACK BLOGGER?
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WELL, IN ADDITION TO
HIS SNACK OBSESSION,
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RICKY HAPPENS TO BE
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ONE OF THE WORLD'S TOP
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS.
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HE'S BEEN WORKING ON SOME
SUPER-SECRET BREAKTHROUGH PROGRAM.
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SO, WE'RE LOOKING AT A
HIGHEST-BIDDER SITUATION?
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[SCOTTISH ACCENT] NO, LASSIE.
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YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT YOUR DOOM.
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AAH!
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YOU CANNOT DODGE ME FOREVER.
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HUH?
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9 IRON.
NOT THE WAY TO PLAY THIS HOLE.
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NOT WHEN I'VE GOT MY SUPER MAGNET
LOADED INTO MY NEW COMMUNICATOR.
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[BEEPING]
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OH, NO.
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POOR DUFF. NAH.
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YOU KNOW, I LOOKED WORSE
AFTER I HIT THE CLIFF.
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AW,
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH A WOOD.
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TO MEET MY SNACK
MASTER IN PERSON?
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AWESOMENESS!
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THANKS FOR THE RESCUE. NO BIG.
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IT WAS KINDA BIG. I HAD NO IDEA
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MY WORK WOULD MAKE ME A TARGET.
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WHEN YOU PUT YOUR
SNACKAGE OPINIONS
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OUT THERE LIKE THAT,
ENEMIES ARE MADE.
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I THINK HE MEANT THE STUFF
HE DOES WITH COMPUTERS.
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REALLY?
WELL, WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?
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DUDE, MY NEWEST
CREATION, THE M.D.D...
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DON'T TELL ME.
THE MINI-DONUT DIET.
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NO, THE MASSIVE DATA DIGESTER.
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SOUNDS TECHIE, NOT SNACKIE.
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THE M.D.D.
PROCESSES INFORMATION AT A RATE
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THAT BLOWS AWAY ALL
EXISTING TECHNOLOGY.
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YEAH?
CAN'T EAT IT, NOT INTERESTED.
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JUST SO WE CAN BE PREPARED,
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DOES THE M.D.D.
HAVE EVIL APPLICATIONS?
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INFORMATION IS POWER.
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AND THE EVIL DUDES DO LIKE
THEMSELVES SOME POWER.
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IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE TROUBLE,
YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH US.
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[CHITTERING]
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AW, THE HOMECOMING GAME!
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K.P., WE GOTTA GO!
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I'M ON THE TEAM, REMEMBER?
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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HUT, HUT, HUT!
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Announcer: IT'S A
FAKE, A FLEA FLICKER.
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STOPPABLE'S ON THE GO!
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STOPPABLE!
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Announcer: THERE HE GOES.
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RON STOPPABLE!
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HE'S IN! TOUCHDOWN MAD DOGS!
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HALF-TIME SCORE,
MIDDLETON MAD DOGS 9,
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EASTERTON EAGLES, 9.
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MY GRANDMOTHER RUNS FASTER THAN
THAT, STOPPABLE.
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ADEQUATE RESULT, THOUGH.
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Announcer: NOW YOUR
MIDDLETON MARCHING BAND.
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KIM, WILL YOU STILL BE ABLE
TO CHEER THE SECOND HALF
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AFTER LOSING
HOMECOMING QUEEN TO ME?
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OR WILL YOU BE WAY HUMILIATED?
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I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
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BACK OFF, BONNIE.
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IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE,
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NOW KIM IS THE ONE DATING THE
STAR OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
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THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT TO
ME, MONIQUE.
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ALTHOUGH RON HAS BROKEN
MORE SCHOOL RECORDS
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THAN BRICK EVER DID.
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BRICK! IF HE HAD JUST FLUNKED
SENIOR YEAR ONE MORE TIME,
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HE'D BE HERE TO RULE AT MY SIDE
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INSTEAD OF OFF AT COLLEGE.
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OK, FOLKS, WE'RE IN A BATTLE FOR
OUR FOOTBALL LIVES HERE TODAY,
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SO I WON'T DALLY.
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AS YOU KNOW, THIS YEAR WE REPLACED
OUR OLD-FASHIONED PAPER BALLOTS
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WITH OUR OWN STATE-OF-THE-ART
ELECTRONIC VOTING SYSTEM,
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WHICH SNAGGED SECOND PLACE
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FOR RON RIEGER IN THE
TRI-CITY SCIENCE FAIR.
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RIEGER ASSURES ME
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THAT HIS SYSTEM IS
100% INCORRUPTIBLE.
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AND HERE WE GO. THE RESULTS.
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I VOTED FOR YOU.
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THIS YEAR'S HOMECOMING KING...
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I VOTED FOR ME, TOO.
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IS... RON STOPPABLE.
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COMPUTER VOTING ROCKS!
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CONGRATULATIONS, STOPPABLE.
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AND THIS YEAR'S
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MIDDLETON HOMECOMING QUEEN...
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BUCKLE UP, SISTER.
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WELL, WHY EVEN READ ON?
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WE ALL KNOW THAT IT'S KIM...
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MISS BONNIE ROCKWALLER?
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ME! ME! ME!
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IT HAD TO BE ME.
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[BOTH GASP]
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IT HAD TO BE ME!
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Man: BACK IN 3, 2, 1.
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WELCOME BACK, MIDDLETON.
GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US,
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AND IN CASE YOU MISSED
OUR LAST SEGMENT,
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OUR PRODUCER,
SKELLMAN, IS OFFICIALLY
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THE WORST JUMP-ROPER
IN THE WORLD!
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GUESS WHO BEAT HIM? THAT'S RIGHT.
ME, MISTER BIG SHOT.
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OK, I HAVE HERE WITH ME THE
TOWN'S NEWEST ROYAL COUPLE,
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THE HOMECOMING QUEEN AND
KING OF MIDDLETON HIGH.
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WELCOME, BONNIE ROCKWALLER
AND RON STOMPABLE.
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UH, YEAH, IT'S STOPPABLE.
TWO P's.
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IN A POD, HA HA.
LOOK AT YOU KIDS!
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YOU KNOW, STURGE,
I THINK I WAS DESTINED TO BE QUEEN.
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PLUS,
THERE WAS NO REAL COMPETITION.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?
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DESTINED? UGH.
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SHE TOTALLY CHEATED HER
WAY INTO THAT CROWN.
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DON'T GO THERE, GIRL.
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I MEAN,
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS,
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MISS "MY LIFE IS SO PERFECT."
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KIM, YOU KNOW SHE
WANTS YOU JELLIN'.
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DON'T GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SHE PROBABLY KNOWS I'M WATCHING.
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YES, STURGESS.
EVERYONE AT SCHOOL IS SO EXCITED FOR ME.
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RIGHT, KIM? GRRR.
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HEY, YOU THINK I'D LOOK GOOD IN A
CROWN, SKELLMAN?
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DON'T ANSWER.
OK, PAWS OFF STURGESS.
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THEY DON'T HAND THESE
THINGS OUT TO NOBODY.
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DOES HE KNOW HE'S
NOT A REAL KING?
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU AND
THE KING DOING TONIGHT?
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OH, THE ROYALS HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
TO THE CHARITY LEAGUE BOWL-A-THON.
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YOU'RE HANDLING IT
SUSPICIOUSLY WELL.
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WELL, JUST BECAUSE BONNIE'S OBNOXIOUS
DOESN'T MEAN RON SHOULD SUFFER.
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HE'S SERIOUS ABOUT THIS STUFF.
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[HORNS BLOWING]
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Both: ALL HAIL THE MIDDLETON
QUEEN AND HER KING.
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OH, YEAH. IT'S SERIOUS.
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MMM-HMM. THEY DO OWN THE WAVE.
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YOU KNOW, IN HER OWN WAY,
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SHE'S MORE EVIL THAN
ANY SUPER-VILLAIN.
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I THOUGHT THE COMMONERS
WOULD BE CLEARED OUT BY NOW.
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RONNIE? WHERE'S MY THRONE?
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OH, SOMEONE NEEDS TO
GET "THRONE" DOWN.
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RIGHT HERE. THIS WILL DO, BOYS.
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DOES THE WANNABE
WANNA SAY SOMETHING?
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WANT TO, WON'T.
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MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO STOP AT WORDS.
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KIM, DID YOU HEAR?
WE GOT A GI-NORMOUS DONATION
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FOR THE SENIOR CENTER.
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THAT'S GREAT.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE
SCHOOL NEWSPAPER?
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I THINK RONNY LOOKS SUPER CUTE.
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HUH! FOR YOUR SCRAPBOOK, RONNIE.
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[BELL RINGS]
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COME AND GET IT.
FLAPJACKS ARE HOT.
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HEH HEH HEH.
YOU KIDS HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB.
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WE'RE WAY AHEAD OF
LAST YEAR'S SALES.
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WELL, YEAH.
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I THINK KING FLAPJACKS THERE
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IS PRETTY SERIOUS
ABOUT ALL THIS.
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WELCOME, CITIZENS.
WELCOME TO ALL.
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Children: THANK YOU, SIRE.
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IT IS OUR PLEASURE.
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OH, WELCOME, MISS POSSIBLE.
CARE FOR A CROWN?
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MY LIEGE, EXCUSE ME,
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BUT WE NEED YOUR
EXPERTISE AGAIN.
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THE NEW BATCH OF BATTER
DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT.
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I'M ON MY WAY. DUTY CALLS.
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MMM.
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'MORNING, BONNIE.
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NICE JOB HERE ON THE
FIREHOUSE FUND-RAISER.
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SO,
IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL?
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HEY, I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
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YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB AS
QUEEN, AND...
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I'M SORRY IF I SEEMED
JEALOUS BEFORE.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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OK, PICTURE TIME.
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EVERYONE IN.
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THAT KING AND QUEEN
SURE MAKE A CUTE COUPLE.
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WE DO, DON'T WE?
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WHOA-OH-OH!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA! HO.
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OH. SORRY, K.P.
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RONNIE, KINGS NEVER APOLOGIZE.
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IT SHOWS WEAKNESS.
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[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
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WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
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Wade: KIM, I JUST...
HAVE YOU BEEN SWIMMING?
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NOPE. JUST A LITTLE HOSE-DOWN.
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UH, OK. WE JUST GOT AN
EMERGENCY HIT ON YOUR SITE.
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ROTIFFLE'S MISSING AGAIN,
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AND THE PEOPLE AT HIS
COMPUTER COMPANY ARE FREAKING.
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DUFF KILLIGAN? STILL IN CUSTODY.
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HIS RON-NESS IS TIED
UP WITH THE ROYAL TOUR.
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FEEL LIKE SIDE-KICKIN'? ALL IN.
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RICKY HERE.
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TODAY ON THE BLOG-CAST,
A NEW MEATY-SWEET TREAT.
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THIS MUST HAVE BEEN
HIS LAST BLOG ENTRY.
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BORED BY BLAND BURGER BUNS?
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STUFF THAT PATTIE
INTO A CINNAMON ROLL.
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MMM-MMM, THAT'S GOOD.
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GA-ROSS!
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ACCORDING TO THE TIME STAMP,
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THIS IS THE LAST THING RICKY DID
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AT HIS WORKSTATION
BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED.
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HE GETS RESCUED BY US,
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COMES BACK TO UPDATE HIS BLOG,
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THEN GETS CAPTURED AGAIN?
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Ron: ONE MORE FOR THE YEARBOOK.
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OH, J.P., THANKS FOR INVITING
US TO THE GRAND RE-OPENING.
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WE APPRECIATE YOUR LOYALTY.
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15 YEARS AS A
PREFERRED CUSTOMER.
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EASY TO SEE HOW YOU
GOT ELECTED KING.
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LET'S GET THIS
PARTY-TORIUM STARTED!
227
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[CHEERING]
228
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BURNT PIZZA... MY FAVORITE ODOR!
229
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MMM. TRY THE SUPREME,
YOUR SUPREME HIGHNESS.
230
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DON'T MIND IF I DO. MMM.
231
00:08:30,249 --> 00:08:31,578
YOU KNOW, I NEVER PICTURED YOU
232
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AS THE PIZZA PARTY-TORIUM
TYPE, BONNIE.
233
00:08:33,249 --> 00:08:35,628
OH, RONNIE, THERE'S SO MUCH
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME.
234
00:08:35,629 --> 00:08:38,748
WELL, YOU KNOW, I GUESS YOU
CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER,
235
00:08:38,749 --> 00:08:40,288
OR BY THE FACT THAT SAID BOOK
236
00:08:40,289 --> 00:08:42,368
CALLED ME CRUEL NAMES
FROM K THROUGH 12.
237
00:08:42,369 --> 00:08:44,958
THAT'S ALL BEHIND US, MY KING.
238
00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:47,248
HEH HEH HEH. SOUNDS GREAT,
239
00:08:47,249 --> 00:08:48,748
BUT YOU KNOW,
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE
240
00:08:48,749 --> 00:08:52,248
OFFICIALLY MY QUEEN,
KIM IS MUCH MORE THAN THAT.
241
00:08:52,249 --> 00:08:55,868
SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME. I...
242
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,328
[GASPS]
243
00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,129
[RON GRUNTING]
244
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,458
[GRUNTING]
245
00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:05,668
WHAT IS THE SITCH?!
246
00:09:05,669 --> 00:09:08,748
HEY, I WAS THE KISSEE
HERE, NOT THE KISSER.
247
00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:09,329
NO KIDDING.
248
00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:11,958
IT TOOK YOU 12 STINKIN'
YEARS TO KISS ME.
249
00:09:11,959 --> 00:09:13,748
OH, WHEW! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
250
00:09:13,749 --> 00:09:15,128
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO,
251
00:09:15,129 --> 00:09:17,078
BUT THIS IS A NEW
LOW, EVEN FOR YOU.
252
00:09:17,079 --> 00:09:19,458
OH, YEAH, WELL,
SPEAKING OF LOW...
253
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,868
WHICH I AM.
254
00:09:20,869 --> 00:09:22,828
YOU... YOU'RE...
255
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WELL? WELL, I...
256
00:09:25,169 --> 00:09:27,249
[SOBBING]
257
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OK, UM, ER.
258
00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:33,208
[MUTTERING]
259
00:09:33,209 --> 00:09:35,538
UH, I DON'T SPEAK HYSTERICS.
260
00:09:35,539 --> 00:09:38,249
[MUTTERING]
261
00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:43,078
BR... BR... UP...
262
00:09:43,079 --> 00:09:44,288
W... EEEE!
263
00:09:44,289 --> 00:09:45,169
BRICK BROKE UP WITH YOU?
264
00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,418
HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHAT SHE'S SAYING?
265
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,418
IT'S A GIRL THING.
SO I'M THE REBOUND GUY?
266
00:09:49,419 --> 00:09:52,998
COOL! I'VE NEVER
BEEN THE REBOUND GUY.
267
00:09:52,999 --> 00:09:54,208
UH, BUT, YOU KNOW,
268
00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:55,958
IT'S NOT AS WONDERFUL
269
00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:58,458
AS BEING YOUR GUY.
270
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BONNIE, UH,
271
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I WISH I COULD HELP.
272
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,868
ME? NEEDING HELP FROM YOU?
273
00:10:04,869 --> 00:10:06,208
I SHOULD BE HORRIFIED.
274
00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:08,918
BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE
MY PRIDE ANY MORE.
275
00:10:08,919 --> 00:10:10,208
FINE. I ACCEPT.
276
00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:10,709
ACCEPT WHAT?
277
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,128
YOUR OFFER TO FIND
ME A NEW HOTTIE.
278
00:10:12,129 --> 00:10:16,128
OK. THERE'S PLENTY
OF SENIORS OUT THERE
279
00:10:16,129 --> 00:10:17,208
THAT AREN'T RON.
280
00:10:17,209 --> 00:10:19,288
WHAT ABOUT ROTIFFLE?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
281
00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:20,458
DOES HE EVEN GO
TO MIDDLETON HIGH?
282
00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:24,828
NO, HE'S THE IDOL OF
SERIOUS SNACKERS EVERYWHERE.
283
00:10:24,829 --> 00:10:27,078
DO NOT TELL ME
HE'S MISSING AGAIN.
284
00:10:27,079 --> 00:10:29,168
WHO CARES?
I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM HERE.
285
00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:31,498
WHICH IS MUCH MORE
IMPORTANT THAN MY MISSION.
286
00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:32,828
FINALLY, YOU'RE GETTING IT.
287
00:10:32,829 --> 00:10:35,288
OK. WE'LL SPLIT INTO TEAMS.
288
00:10:35,289 --> 00:10:36,828
[BELL RINGS]
289
00:10:36,829 --> 00:10:39,368
I WANT SOMEBODY ELSE ON MY TEAM.
290
00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:42,078
TRUST ME. THIS WILL WORK.
291
00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:45,248
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
GO, MAD DOGS.
292
00:10:45,249 --> 00:10:46,998
MARK HIM DOWN AS A "NEVER."
293
00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:47,709
AHA, YES.
294
00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:50,498
VERY POPULAR CATEGORY TODAY.
NEXT!
295
00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:51,828
HEY, TINY. YO.
296
00:10:51,829 --> 00:10:52,499
HE'S A BIG "NO."
297
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,458
"BIG" WAS NOT A SHOT ABOUT YOUR
SIZE, BY THE WAY.
298
00:10:55,459 --> 00:10:57,288
IT'S ABOUT HOW SHE IS SO HUGELY
299
00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,128
NOT INTO YOU,
SO NO HARD FEELINGS?
300
00:11:00,129 --> 00:11:00,499
HEY, RON.
301
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,628
WOW, YOU DIDN'T SAY SHE
WAS THIS FASCINATING.
302
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:06,418
YOU KNOW, YOU BEAR A STRONG
RESEMBLANCE TO MY FAVORITE QUEEN.
303
00:11:06,419 --> 00:11:09,958
IDALIA OF THE PLANET GROCKNOSS.
304
00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:12,128
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING TO ME.
305
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:12,999
OK, LAR, ALL RIGHT.
306
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,248
SO I'LL SEE YOU AT NEXT WEEK'S
307
00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:16,368
NETHERWORLD BATTLE
STRATEGIES MEETING?
308
00:11:16,369 --> 00:11:18,248
ABANDONING HOPE NOW.
309
00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:22,248
THIS IS UPPERTON'S MOST
EXCLUSIVE GATED COMMUNITY.
310
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,039
ROTIFFLE LIVES HERE?
311
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,578
OH, YEAH. THE GEEK THING PAYS.
312
00:11:24,579 --> 00:11:26,248
HOW ARE YOU AT GATE-JUMPING.
313
00:11:26,249 --> 00:11:27,209
TERRIBLE, BUT...
314
00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:28,828
I DON'T USUALLY
FIND IT NECESSARY.
315
00:11:28,829 --> 00:11:31,038
[BEEPS] [GATE SQUEAKS]
316
00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:31,669
AFTER YOU.
317
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:34,128
BUT I LIKE JUMPING OVER STUFF.
318
00:11:34,129 --> 00:11:37,328
[DRILLING]
319
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,128
NO PROBLEM. HMM.
320
00:11:39,129 --> 00:11:41,629
NO ALARM. THAT'S WEIRD.
321
00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:46,628
"COMPATIBILITY AND STATISTICS."
322
00:11:46,629 --> 00:11:48,248
GENIUS LIGHT READING, ANYONE?
323
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,249
LOOK OUT!
324
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,459
OOF!
325
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,129
THAT MUST BE THE M.D.D.
326
00:12:12,369 --> 00:12:15,208
I THINK WE CAN SAFELY
CALL THIS "FOUL PLAY."
327
00:12:15,209 --> 00:12:18,038
WOW. THOSE SUPER-GENIUS
ANALYTICAL SKILLS
328
00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:20,868
REALLY COME IN
HANDY IN THE FIELD.
329
00:12:20,869 --> 00:12:22,078
THIS IS A WASTE.
330
00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:23,748
OH, COME ON.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN
331
00:12:23,749 --> 00:12:27,629
TO THE WORLD RAP CUBAN
TECHNO-BLUES JAZZ SECTION.
332
00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:31,168
I JUST WANT A REGULAR,
NORMAL, SHALLOW HOTTIE,
333
00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:32,628
PREFERABLY NOT TOO BRIGHT.
334
00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:34,828
[CELL PHONE RINGS] HELLO.
335
00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:36,498
WOW. OH, SOUNDS BAD.
OK, UH, YEAH,
336
00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:39,208
I'LL MEET YOU AT
BUENO NACHO IN 5.
337
00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,288
[HORN HONKS]
338
00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:42,289
[CRYING]
339
00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:43,918
DIDN'T CRACK THE CODE YET, HUH?
340
00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:44,789
IT MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME,
341
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,578
BUT I'LL DECRYPT
RICKY'S COMPUTER.
342
00:12:46,579 --> 00:12:47,958
THAT, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT.
343
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:49,288
IT'S THE BONNIE-BOYFRIEND CODE.
344
00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:52,078
YEAH, WHICH FRANKLY
CANNOT BE CRACKED.
345
00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:54,828
[SOBBING]
346
00:12:54,829 --> 00:12:55,789
BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE.
347
00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:57,828
WELL, IT'S NOT EASY! GOT IT!
348
00:12:57,829 --> 00:12:59,628
THE LAST WEB SEARCH RICKY MADE
349
00:12:59,629 --> 00:13:00,828
WAS FOR VENICE, ITALY.
350
00:13:00,829 --> 00:13:01,918
WE'VE GOTTA MOVE FAST.
351
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,078
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT, K.P.
352
00:13:03,079 --> 00:13:04,418
WHAT ABOUT ME?
353
00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:06,628
WELL, I MEAN,
YOU COULD COME ALONG, I GUESS.
354
00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:09,078
NOT SURE THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
355
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,208
SO YOU WOULD DITCH ME
IN MY DARKEST HOUR?
356
00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:13,128
BONNIE, IT'S JUST THAT, UM...
357
00:13:13,129 --> 00:13:15,418
WHEN IT COMES TO
HEARTLESS CRUELTY,
358
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:19,369
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
FOR A POSSIBLE.
359
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:23,538
REALLY APPRECIATE THE
LIFT, MISTER BANANA.
360
00:13:23,539 --> 00:13:24,998
I SAID THANKS FOR THE
LIFT, COCO!
361
00:13:24,999 --> 00:13:27,918
AND HE PROMISED HE'D
BE BACK FOR HOMECOMING.
362
00:13:27,919 --> 00:13:30,458
SNAP! OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.
363
00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:32,078
I THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONE.
364
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,128
SO SIMPLE. SO PLIABLE.
365
00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:35,708
[CRYING]
366
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:38,208
COCO SAYS HE DOES
NOT DESERVE YOU.
367
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,328
[SIGHS]
368
00:13:39,329 --> 00:13:40,079
RON, THIS IS BAD.
369
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,078
THERE'S GOTTA BE A GUY
OUT THERE FOR BONNIE.
370
00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:43,418
THERE IS, MY FRIEND.
371
00:13:43,419 --> 00:13:45,038
HEY, HEY BRICK, OLD BUDDY.
372
00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:46,538
HOW'S COLLEGE LIFE TREATIN' YOU?
373
00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:50,328
THAT'S RON. RON STOPPABLE.
MIDDLETON HIGH.
374
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,918
DUDE, OK, WORK WITH ME HERE.
375
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,368
OK, YEAH, OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
376
00:13:53,369 --> 00:13:55,168
BRICK, BRICK, NO...
YEAH, IT DOESN'T MATTER
377
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,418
IF YOU REMEMBER ME,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
378
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,208
I KNOW YOU REMEMBER
A SPECIAL LADY.
379
00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:02,168
YOUR PRECIOUS BON-BON.
380
00:14:02,169 --> 00:14:04,998
BONNIE? BONNIE ROCKWALLER.
381
00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:06,708
YOUR HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND.
382
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,628
WHAT? I...
OK, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE HARSH
383
00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:11,998
TO CALL HER THE "MEAN GIRL."
SHE'S GOT... OK, YEAH.
384
00:14:11,999 --> 00:14:14,288
I MEAN, THAT'S TRUE,
SHE'S PRETTY BOSSY.
385
00:14:14,289 --> 00:14:16,208
AND SHE CAN BE CRUEL,
BUT, I MEAN, COME ON,
386
00:14:16,209 --> 00:14:19,708
ISN'T THAT PART OF WHAT
WE LOVE ABOUT HER? HEY.
387
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:22,578
UH-HUH? OK. HA HA!
388
00:14:22,579 --> 00:14:24,328
ALL RIGHT. BYE BYE. SO?
389
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:27,078
YOU KNOW, COLLEGE HAS
ACTUALLY MADE HIM SMARTER.
390
00:14:27,079 --> 00:14:29,999
HE'S COMPLETELY MOVED ON.
391
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:33,958
WHERE TO BEGIN?
392
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,078
[ITALIAN ACCENT] 4 FOR LUNCH.
393
00:14:36,079 --> 00:14:36,919
DO YOU HAVE RESERVATION?
394
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,868
ACTUALLY, NO, UM...
THEN I CANNOT HELP YOU.
395
00:14:38,869 --> 00:14:40,708
WELL, IF YOU COULD JUST
LOOK AT THE PICTURE, UH...
396
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:43,038
OH, SO YOU NEED MY ASSISTANCE
IN AN INVESTIGATION?
397
00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:46,669
YES. THAT, TOO,
REQUIRES A RESERVATION.
398
00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:58,208
CAN I HELP YOU, SIGNORINA?
399
00:14:58,209 --> 00:15:00,078
I NEED A BOYFRIEND. THEN NO.
400
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:03,368
AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR
SOME MISSING COMPUTER GEEK.
401
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,248
HMM. I SAW SUCH A GEEK EARLIER.
402
00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:10,038
HE WAS WITH ANOTHER
YOUNG MAN WITH NICE HAIR.
403
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,538
THEY WENT THAT WAY.
404
00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:12,958
YOU'RE SURE SHE
MEANT THIS MUSEUM?
405
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:15,628
ABSOLUTELY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
406
00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:16,958
IT'S ALL TOO BEAUTIFUL.
407
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,368
I BROUGHT YOU A SURPRISE.
408
00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:20,458
MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
409
00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:22,918
MY TIARA!
410
00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:25,828
THE SYMBOL OF MY SUPERIORITY!
411
00:15:25,829 --> 00:15:27,828
IT HELPS... A LITTLE.
412
00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:29,828
EXCUSE ME.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
413
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,958
I'M SORRY, MISS... [GASPS]
414
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:36,328
YOUR HIGHNESS. HUH?
415
00:15:36,329 --> 00:15:38,368
OH, SHE'S NOT REALLY,
UM, YOU KNOW...
416
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:40,288
THAT FORMAL. PLEASE...
417
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:41,788
YOU MAY CAST YOUR GAZE UPON ME.
418
00:15:41,789 --> 00:15:43,748
OH, THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.
419
00:15:43,749 --> 00:15:44,329
THAT'S LONG ENOUGH.
420
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:47,498
VISITING DIGNITARIES IN THE MAIN GALLERY.
SEND THE GOVERNOR.
421
00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:50,168
WHERE, WHERE, WHERE IS SHE?
422
00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:52,998
I'M HUNGRY. I WANT TO EAT NOW!
423
00:15:52,999 --> 00:15:54,708
AH, A DEFINITE ROYALTY.
424
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:56,668
MY DEAR FRIENDS,
YOU MUST JOIN ME
425
00:15:56,669 --> 00:15:58,248
FOR THIS AFTERNOON'S REGATTA.
426
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,249
HEY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT,
427
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,999
BUT I'D RATHER LOOK
AT BOATS INSTEAD.
428
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,418
[RETCHING]
429
00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:11,959
YOUR EXCELLENCY,
430
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,918
I WONDER IF YOU MIGHT
HELP US FIND SOMEONE.
431
00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:16,038
VENICE IS MY HOME.
IF I CAN HELP...
432
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:18,668
CAN YOU BELIEVE
ALL THESE YACHTS?
433
00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:20,328
[GASPS]
434
00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:22,249
KIM.
435
00:16:22,789 --> 00:16:25,789
I KNOW WHO CAPTURED RICKY.
436
00:16:30,419 --> 00:16:31,329
IT'S JUNIOR!
437
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:33,788
HE'S THREATENING
RICKY RIGHT NOW.
438
00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:35,709
THERE, SEE?
439
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:40,919
PARDON ME, SIR.
440
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,078
WE'VE GOT TO CATCH
THE CRIMINAL NOW.
441
00:16:43,079 --> 00:16:44,328
[SPEAKS ITALIAN]
442
00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:47,789
EXACTLY. LOOK OUT, JUNIOR.
443
00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:49,288
HE HASN'T SEEN US YET.
444
00:16:49,289 --> 00:16:51,288
JUNIOR, PULL YOUR BOAT OVER!
445
00:16:51,289 --> 00:16:53,748
KIM POSSIBLE AND RON STOPPABLE?
446
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:56,078
OH, I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
447
00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:58,869
[MOTOR REVVING]
448
00:16:59,789 --> 00:17:00,998
WHOA, WHOA!
449
00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:04,369
HA HA HA HA!
450
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,418
WHY ARE THEY CHASING ME?
451
00:17:07,419 --> 00:17:09,418
I HAVE NO DESIRE
TO SPEAK TO THEM.
452
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,868
PLEASE DO NOT CRASH MY BOAT!
453
00:17:10,869 --> 00:17:14,749
DON'T WORRY!
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING.
454
00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:17,539
HE'S HEADING FOR THE MARINA.
455
00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:23,998
I MUST WARN YOU.
456
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,919
IN MY WAY IS A BAD PLACE TO BE.
457
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:31,748
[BONNIE SCREAMS]
458
00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:33,749
Ron: LOOK OUT!
459
00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:38,539
[SCREAMING]
460
00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:43,829
AAH!
461
00:17:54,499 --> 00:17:57,209
UH. UGH.
462
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:03,708
THEY GOT AWAY. NOW WHAT?
463
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,789
I THINK WE KNOW
WHERE TO FIND HIM.
464
00:18:11,369 --> 00:18:12,868
EVERYONE OK?
465
00:18:12,869 --> 00:18:15,708
EVEN IN ITALY, NOBODY WANTED ME.
466
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:16,868
UGH, THERE SHE GOES.
467
00:18:16,869 --> 00:18:17,998
I DON'T DO PATHETIC.
468
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:20,498
WELL, YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
WHAT WAS THAT?
469
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,368
UH, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
470
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,789
JUST AS SOON AS WE
WRAP THINGS UP HERE.
471
00:18:27,129 --> 00:18:30,629
LOOKS LIKE THE SENIORS HAVE
UPGRADED THEIR SECURITY.
472
00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:33,498
JUST ANOTHER LASER GRID.
473
00:18:33,499 --> 00:18:36,248
THIS ONE ROLLS THROUGH
A VARIETY OF FREQUENCIES
474
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,328
ON A RANDOM BASIS.
475
00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:39,998
OK. A VERY SPECIAL LASER GRID.
476
00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:41,208
THIS IS A DISASTER.
477
00:18:41,209 --> 00:18:42,458
FIRST, NO BOYFRIEND.
478
00:18:42,459 --> 00:18:45,578
THEN WHAT? WHERE DOES THE
DOWNWARD SPIRAL TAKE ME?
479
00:18:45,579 --> 00:18:48,288
OH, NO. WHAT IF I END UP...
480
00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:48,959
OUTLET SHOPPING?
481
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,288
UH, BONNIE,
THIS IS THE PART OF SNEAKING IN
482
00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:53,828
THAT WE LIKE TO CALL QUIET TIME.
483
00:18:53,829 --> 00:18:55,538
FINE.
484
00:18:55,539 --> 00:18:56,628
CAN YOU SHUT IT DOWN?
485
00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:57,629
NO, BUT YOU CAN.
486
00:18:57,630 --> 00:19:00,368
SEE THE CONTROL
BOX WAY OVER THERE?
487
00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:02,368
SUPER MAGNET. GO FOR IT.
488
00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:04,459
[BEEPS]
489
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,208
YOU SHOULD COME
ALONG MORE OFTEN.
490
00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:11,419
IT IS NICE TO GET OUT.
491
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:18,999
CAN'T WE SNEAK ANY FASTER? HMM!
492
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:25,248
I WANT RESULTS,
AND I WANT THEM NOW.
493
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:28,918
OK, HOLD ON, AMIGO. I'M TRYING.
494
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,248
OW! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
495
00:19:31,249 --> 00:19:33,708
HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY QUEST.
496
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:36,078
OH, HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
497
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:40,208
WORRY NOT, SNACK MAN.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW. AGAIN.
498
00:19:40,209 --> 00:19:41,828
SO WHAT'S JUNIOR
FORCING YOU TO DO?
499
00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:45,748
YOU SEE, UH, WELL,
HE'S NOT FORCING AS MUCH AS PAYING.
500
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,748
WHAT?
HE HIRED ME TO USE THE M.D.D.
501
00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,538
AS A GLOBAL DATA CRUNCH.
OBJECTIVE?
502
00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:51,328
TO FIND HIS PERFECT LOVE MATCH.
503
00:19:51,329 --> 00:19:52,209
WAIT, OK, WHA...
504
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,828
JUNIOR CAPTURED YOU TO
SEARCH THE PERSONALS?
505
00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:57,868
I WILL NOT BE RIDICULED
ON MATTERS OF THE HEART.
506
00:19:57,869 --> 00:20:00,248
MY PLAN IS TO SEARCH
THE ENTIRE WORLD
507
00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:03,789
UNTIL I FIND THE
GIRL OF MY DREAMS.
508
00:20:04,629 --> 00:20:06,668
NO MATTER... HOW LONG...
509
00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:09,038
IT TAKES.
510
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:11,579
[GASPS]
511
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,078
YEAH...
512
00:20:16,079 --> 00:20:17,578
SO IT WASN'T SO MUCH
513
00:20:17,579 --> 00:20:19,828
THAT HE CAPTURED ME, AS...
514
00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:20,669
HE HIRED YOU?
515
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:23,708
SE�OR SENIOR JUNIOR
PAYS EXTREMELY WELL.
516
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:24,788
Ron: HE'S A BAD GUY!
517
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:25,709
WHO PAYS EXTREMELY WELL.
518
00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:28,368
AT FIRST I THOUGHT I COULD
WHIP UP A NEW PROGRAM,
519
00:20:28,369 --> 00:20:29,708
BUT IT WAS TOO MUCH DATA.
520
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,538
DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA HOW HARD IT IS
521
00:20:31,539 --> 00:20:35,538
TO FIND THE RIGHT COMBO OF
SHALLOW, SELFISH, AND INSENSITIVE,
522
00:20:35,539 --> 00:20:37,328
BUT STILL HOT
ENOUGH FOR THIS GUY?
523
00:20:37,329 --> 00:20:38,498
YEAH... ACTUALLY...
524
00:20:38,499 --> 00:20:41,169
WE'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
525
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,919
[BONNIE SIGHS]
526
00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:56,498
WELL, I GUESS OUR TRIP TO
VENICE REALLY WAS A SUCCESS.
527
00:20:56,499 --> 00:20:59,208
MM-HMM.
WE GOT TO SEE A BEAUTIFUL CITY,
528
00:20:59,209 --> 00:21:00,788
HAVE A SEMI-ROMANTIC BOAT RIDE,
529
00:21:00,789 --> 00:21:03,458
AND IT PUT AN END TO
THE QUEEN-KISSING.
530
00:21:03,459 --> 00:21:05,368
NOW, WAIT.
YOU KNOW THAT I DIDN'T...
531
00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:07,078
IT'S OK. I GET IT.
532
00:21:07,079 --> 00:21:09,498
[BONNIE GIGGLES] OH, JUNIOR.
533
00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:11,458
SO HAPPY ENDING.
534
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:14,419
YUP. WEIRD HAPPY ENDING.
535
00:21:16,999 --> 00:21:18,538
Bonnie: DON'T GO
ANYWHERE, STOPPABLE.
536
00:21:18,539 --> 00:21:20,128
THAT DWEEB FROM THE
YEARBOOK COMMITTEE
537
00:21:20,129 --> 00:21:22,538
INSISTS THAT WE POSE
FOR A ROYAL PORTRAIT.
538
00:21:22,539 --> 00:21:23,499
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THERE'S GOING TO BE
539
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,458
A PICTURE OF ME WITH
YOU IN THE YEARBOOK.
540
00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:28,458
THAT'S LIKE PHOTOGRAPH
EVIDENCE THAT WE ASSOCIATED.
541
00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:30,498
YOU KNOW,
SOME OF US LEARN AND GROW
542
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:31,828
FROM OUR LITTLE ADVENTURES.
543
00:21:31,829 --> 00:21:33,829
WHATEVER, LOSER.
544
00:21:33,879 --> 00:21:38,429
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