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??
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( Rufus grunts )
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Okay, I've been studying
the dating habits
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of Middleton's most
desirable females.
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Rufus, the visual aids, please.
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A distinct pattern emerges.
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I'm guessing this pattern
doesn't include you.
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Correct!
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It does, however, involve:
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the captain of the
basketball team,
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the captain of
the football team,
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the captain of the judo team.
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Thus leading to my
groundbreaking conclusion:
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"Girls Dig Guys
Who Play Sports."
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Mm-hmm!
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I could've saved you a
lot of time on that one.
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It's so simple!
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All I need to do
is become a jock!
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It's my one-way
ticket to Hottieville.
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You don't even play a
sport, Ron.
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I mean...
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what team could you
possibly try out for?
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All of them!
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? Oh, yeah, yeah ?
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? I'm your basic average girl ?
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? And I'm here to
save the world ?
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? You can't stop
me 'cause I'm... ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? There is nothing I can't do ?
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? When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ?
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? Know that I am on my way ?
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? It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ?
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? If you just call my name ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? When you want to page
me, it's okay ?
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? Whenever you need me, baby ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ?
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? Doesn't matter when ?
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? I will be there for
you till the very end ?
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? Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ?
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? You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ?
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You're not actually going
to try out for every team...
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are you?
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Yeah,
but I hope fencing's first,
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'cause these tights really itch.
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Good news, Junior.
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I have hired a
financial consultant.
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Meet Vincent Wheeler.
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Call me Vinnie.
How ya doin', kid?
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Whoa!
That's some grip you got there.
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You work out, I bet.
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What do you bench... two bills?
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Mr. Wheeler is going to
manage our enormous fortune,
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so we can focus full-time
on our evil activities.
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Mr. Wheeler, come on,
we're all family here.
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Vinnie! Please!
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Junior, show Mr. Vinnie
our financial portfolios.
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But I was going
to practice my...
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Now, Junior.
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Hey, Junior, did you realize
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all of your dad's holdings
are also in your name.
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I hear words coming
out of your mouth
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that mean nothing to me.
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Let me lay it out for you:
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all these numbers...
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make my head hurt.
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Well, here's an idea, Slick.
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You could just sign over
power of attorney to me.
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Oh! More words I
do not understand.
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You sign these papers
and I step in...
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Bingo, bango, just like that...
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It's all on me, burden lifted.
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No more numbers,
no more words I do not understand?
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And you know what, kiddo?
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Why don't you just
go ahead and jot down
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all of your bank access
codes while you're at it.
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There is only one objective:
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that's to crush your opponent
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until they go
crying home to mama.
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Now let's have some fun out
there, people!
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( Whimpering ) This
could get ugly.
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That's right!
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Uh-huh!
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Who da man?
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How you like me now?
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I'm hot, you're not.
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I'm hot, you're...
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( player roars )
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Ooh! Ouch!
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( Ron gibbering )
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Ron, can you hear me?
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I can't feel my legs.
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Rufus, how many sports are
there at Middleton High?
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( Trilling loudly )
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Whoa, whoa...!
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Hi... Ugh!
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Ooh, hey...
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( laughing )
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( buzzing )
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( screaming )
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( classical music playing )
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( grunts )
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WOMAN: Here you go, mes amis.
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One week's supply of
Le Goop hair product.
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Pick a card, my sweet stuff.
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( Alarm beeping ) I'm
sorry, monsieur,
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the card is being denied.
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This is impossible!
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( Beeping )
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( beeping continues )
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( bubbling )
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Father,
what is the meaning of all this?
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Are we moving into a bigger,
more extravagant home?
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No, Junior.
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Mr. Vinnie has taken everything.
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You signed it over to him...
Our entire fortune!
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You have ruined us!
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Ron... Ron?
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( Moaning ) Don't
scare me like that!
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I had to grande-size
to wake you up.
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( Groans )
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The jock dream is over, K.P.
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The express train to Hottieville
left me standing at the station.
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Don't take it too hard, Ron.
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No one can say you're a quitter.
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True. You didn't stop
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until you were rejected
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from every sport
at Middleton High.
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Wait...
that didn't come out right.
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I need to drown my
sorrows in a Slurpster.
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( Yawns )
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( phone rings )
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What up, Wade?
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Hey, Kim. How's our Olympian?
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He'll live.
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More or less.
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What's the sitch?
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Rash of robberies...
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Four in the last couple weeks.
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And whoever it is,
they've got some serious moves.
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Check the footage.
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Hello, show-off.
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Wait a sec, Wade.
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Can you back up that last clip
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and slow it?
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Nice catch, Kim.
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Let me do some
digital enhancing.
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"Five, five, five."
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That guy's got his stuff dialed!
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Check the temper tantrum
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and the inverted
cinnamon twisty roll!
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Okay, you lost me when you
hit the baked goods reference.
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Those clips and tricks...
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They're competition class.
Who is that?
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I wish I knew.
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He's our bad guy du jour.
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Whoever he is,
he's definitely an action sports pro.
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Those moves are right
out of the X Games.
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The X Games, huh?
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Monique was right, Kim.
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These are the last four cities
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on the Top Action Sports Tour.
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They're also the sights of
all four of our robberies.
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The tour ends this
weekend at the X Games.
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Sounds like a good
place to start.
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So all we need to do is find
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a dude with "555" tatttoed
on the back of his neck.
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I don't know.
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It looks like a lot of necks.
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Where do we start: bike
stunt, skateboard, Moto X?
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First things first, K.P.
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Rufus and I are gonna check out
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the action snack-tion.
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How's it rollin', ladies!
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Not even a glance.
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Is it that obvious I'm
athletically lacking?
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Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!
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How about some shade, pal?
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You know how you burn...
hey, hey, hey!
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( Screaming )
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( laughing )
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Awesome!
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Not... gonna... hurl...
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Oop...
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Whew! ( Gasps )
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( screaming )
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( screaming )
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Whoa.
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Check it out.
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( Screaming )
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Whoa! That dude's shreddin'!
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( Screaming )
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( crowd cheering and shouting )
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I'm standing here with
the founder of a new sport
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just debuted at the X
Games: Umbrella surfing.
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Uh, no, actually,
that was an accident.
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I didn't even mean...
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( girls giggling )
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That was totally the sickest
athletic expo I've ever seen.
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Yes! Sick! Yeah.
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I'm the sickest athlete
you'll see on the circuit.
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Yo.
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KIM: If I was a daring
action sports bandit,
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where would I be?
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( Crowd screaming )
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Hey, look out!
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( Tires screeching )
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Whoa, you almost got smashed.
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What's up...
I'm Ryan; Ryan Nyquist.
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Whew! Thanks, Ryan.
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Kim Possible.
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Are obstacles usually that, um...
extreme?
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Accidents happen.
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That was no accident.
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Check out tall, dark and busted.
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Ah...!
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( Shouts )
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Sorry!
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( Gasps )
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You're intense...
Even by my standards.
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Story of my life.
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Well, that's one down.
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Umbrella surfing?!
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So, guys, I'm working on a
little somethin'-somethin'
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to add to my bag o' tricks.
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What if... ooh.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, hey, K.P.
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Just speaking a
little shred-onics
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with my fellow athletes:
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Bob Burnquist,
skateboarding king,
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Dallas Friday, wakeboard maven,
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and Trevor Vine, Moto X madman.
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I'm sorry,
did you say "fellow athletes"?
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Word, Kim. I guess you missed
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my new sport expo...
Umbrella surfing.
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It's kinda, you know,
"the thing" right now.
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I was busy getting crushed on...
By a giant pipe.
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We have to find this guy, Ron,
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before he tries again.
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Chill, K.P.
I'm still on the job.
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These three are clean.
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No 555 in sight.
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Well, that's the last of them.
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Whoa, Ron...
what's with the fashion blindness?
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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It's from my new sponsor.
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Hold up... someone is actually
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giving you money to
endorse their equipment?
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Not just equipment...
Mini-corn dogs, too!
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Mmm! Corn dogs!
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Kim, this jock thing is
even better than I dreamed!
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I'm a phenom with the ladies!
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What's up, Molly?
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Let's chill later.
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Katie, Hannah, call me.
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You want?
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Pass. I promised Monique
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I'd score her a t-shirt.
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Hi.
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One medium size... ( gasps )
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Kim Possible.
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00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,593
This one is on the
house, of course.
267
00:11:29,593 --> 00:11:32,552
This is so many
levels of not right.
268
00:11:32,552 --> 00:11:34,591
Why, hello!
269
00:11:34,591 --> 00:11:36,720
Could it be that you cannot
resist watching Junior
270
00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:38,470
in a high-action competition?
271
00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:39,629
Competing?
272
00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:40,798
You're an X Gamer?
273
00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:42,048
No way.
274
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,508
You're not even in the program.
275
00:11:43,508 --> 00:11:45,877
I refuse to pose for
the program photograph.
276
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,417
The lighting did
not do me justice.
277
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,085
The two of you can
consider yourselves busted.
278
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,255
Busted? For selling T-shirts
279
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,124
and competing in the games?
280
00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:57,793
We are just poor
common folk now.
281
00:11:57,793 --> 00:12:00,212
Puh-leese.
Don't even play that with me.
282
00:12:00,212 --> 00:12:02,461
It's true.
We lost all of our fortune.
283
00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:04,541
And now what,
you're trying to steal it back?
284
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,870
No. We are working hard
to make an honest living.
285
00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,329
You must understand.
286
00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:09,999
Money has no meaning to us.
287
00:12:09,999 --> 00:12:11,868
Now we're rich in moral fiber
288
00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:13,747
rather than material
possessions.
289
00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:15,457
Come, I'll show you.
290
00:12:15,457 --> 00:12:17,496
Welcome to our paradise.
291
00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:19,575
He went from owning his
own private island to this?
292
00:12:19,576 --> 00:12:21,205
The island
293
00:12:21,205 --> 00:12:24,034
was actually very impractical
in the monsoon season.
294
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:27,283
With our new simplistic
life, we want for nothing.
295
00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:29,952
Please, come in.
296
00:12:29,952 --> 00:12:32,701
Here are the vegetables
we grow ourselves.
297
00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:35,490
Here is where Junior
spins the cotton fiber
298
00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:36,400
to make our clothing.
299
00:12:36,401 --> 00:12:37,609
And here is where I
300
00:12:37,609 --> 00:12:40,159
collect the rainwater
that we drink.
301
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,857
It is a simple life,
but it is a good life.
302
00:12:43,857 --> 00:12:45,356
And you don't miss being
303
00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:47,236
billionaire super
villains at all?
304
00:12:47,236 --> 00:12:49,065
I thought I might, but I do not.
305
00:12:49,065 --> 00:12:50,524
Would you like a cookie?
306
00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:51,984
I churned the butter myself.
307
00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:53,653
JUNIOR: None for me, Father.
308
00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:55,574
I am preparing for my big
bike stunt competition.
309
00:12:57,483 --> 00:13:00,062
Well, I guess we
better be getting back.
310
00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:01,231
But, uh...
311
00:13:01,231 --> 00:13:03,391
thanks for the T-shirt.
312
00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,019
I don't know, Ron.
313
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,149
They actually seemed happy.
314
00:13:08,149 --> 00:13:10,938
Come on, K.P.,
how do you buy happiness without money?
315
00:13:10,938 --> 00:13:12,387
( Phone rings ) Hey, Wade.
316
00:13:12,387 --> 00:13:13,436
What up, Kim?
317
00:13:13,437 --> 00:13:14,476
You find our guy yet?
318
00:13:14,477 --> 00:13:16,226
No love. Anything on your end?
319
00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:18,435
I found a connection between
all of the robberies.
320
00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:20,684
All of the companies hit
are owned by one man...
321
00:13:20,684 --> 00:13:22,683
Vincent Wheeler a.k.a. Vinnie.
322
00:13:22,684 --> 00:13:23,594
Keep talking.
323
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,642
Get this...
324
00:13:24,643 --> 00:13:26,182
Wheeler was a financial advisor.
325
00:13:26,183 --> 00:13:28,642
He got all his money by stealing
it from his rich clients
326
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,971
including...
327
00:13:29,971 --> 00:13:30,970
The Seniors.
328
00:13:30,971 --> 00:13:31,841
Bingo.
329
00:13:31,842 --> 00:13:34,090
It is Junior.
330
00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:35,929
He's trying to steal
back the family fortune.
331
00:13:35,929 --> 00:13:36,929
The bike stunt expo.
332
00:13:37,799 --> 00:13:40,138
Oh! Easy, ladies!
333
00:13:40,138 --> 00:13:41,797
Plenty of Ron to go around.
334
00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:43,796
Here you go, man.
Time to rock and roll.
335
00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:45,336
Make us proud, bro.
336
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,755
( Yelling )
337
00:13:48,755 --> 00:13:50,004
Oh, whoa! Hey!
338
00:13:50,004 --> 00:13:51,503
Wait a sec! ( Yells )
339
00:13:51,504 --> 00:13:53,583
It's time for the new
sports exhibition.
340
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,962
Are you amped?!
341
00:13:54,963 --> 00:13:57,132
What? Wait. N... hold up.
342
00:13:57,132 --> 00:13:59,211
A professional athlete
needs his rest.
343
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,251
You know, get in the zone?
344
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:04,329
I'll be watching.
345
00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:05,458
But, I...
346
00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:07,249
can't...!
347
00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:13,957
Junior, stop!
348
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:27,163
( Crowd booing )
349
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,779
Ooh, not pretty.
350
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,280
( Yelps )
351
00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:37,988
He's... He's terrible.
352
00:14:39,657 --> 00:14:40,616
( Whimpers )
353
00:14:40,617 --> 00:14:41,617
How did I score?
354
00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:43,445
Nice try, Junior.
355
00:14:43,446 --> 00:14:45,815
I know you're just tanking this
event to try and throw me off.
356
00:14:45,815 --> 00:14:47,114
Throw you off what?
357
00:14:47,115 --> 00:14:49,524
I've seen the tapes of the
robberies, Junior.
358
00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:51,853
I know you've got
pro-caliber X Game skills.
359
00:14:51,853 --> 00:14:53,522
I welcome that,
360
00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:55,231
and any other compliments
you might have for me.
361
00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:57,231
But I have no idea what
you're talking about.
362
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,231
Really?
363
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,980
Then explain this!
364
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,059
Oops.
365
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,020
Why are you stretching
out my jersey?
366
00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:13,555
Just making sure you
didn't cover that tattoo
367
00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:14,644
with makeup or something.
368
00:15:14,645 --> 00:15:16,014
Ha! I never wear makeup.
369
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,934
Well,
perhaps a little foundation.
370
00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:19,303
Maybe some blush for ruddiness,
371
00:15:19,303 --> 00:15:20,802
but nothing on my
neck, I assure you.
372
00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:22,432
I don't understand.
373
00:15:22,432 --> 00:15:24,181
Look, all I want to do
is make my father proud
374
00:15:24,182 --> 00:15:26,641
by winning a gold
medal in the X Games.
375
00:15:26,641 --> 00:15:28,470
You might have your
work cut out for you.
376
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,179
It's true.
When it comes to action sports,
377
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,549
I will never measure up to him.
378
00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:33,178
To who? Senior?
379
00:15:33,179 --> 00:15:35,258
He has taught me
everything I know.
380
00:15:35,258 --> 00:15:37,257
He is an X Games expert.
381
00:15:37,257 --> 00:15:40,676
Right. I'm sure he's the
one with the 555 tattoo.
382
00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:42,005
Silly.
383
00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:44,255
Why would Father
have a 555 tattoo?
384
00:15:44,255 --> 00:15:45,964
He already has the triple-S's.
385
00:15:45,964 --> 00:15:46,834
What?
386
00:15:46,835 --> 00:15:47,883
S-S-S.
387
00:15:47,883 --> 00:15:48,833
It stands for...
388
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,002
Se�or Senior, Sr.
389
00:15:51,002 --> 00:15:52,461
Yes. You finished my sentence.
390
00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:54,251
Wade, Kim here.
391
00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:56,590
I went after the wrong
generation of Senior.
392
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,959
Kim, check this.
393
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,209
Vinnie Wheeler is
flying out a shipment
394
00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,879
of uncut diamonds today
395
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,788
right over the X Games venue.
396
00:16:02,788 --> 00:16:05,038
The sky surfing expo.
Thanks, Wade.
397
00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:31,279
( Yells )
398
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:34,408
( grunts )
399
00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:37,026
Sorry.
400
00:16:37,026 --> 00:16:38,195
Sorry. Excuse me.
401
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:39,315
Pardon me.
402
00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:40,316
This'll just take a sec.
403
00:16:47,193 --> 00:16:48,653
Huh?
404
00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:50,651
Senior.
405
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:52,311
Ah, Kim Possible.
406
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,730
Did you not like the T-shirt?
407
00:16:53,731 --> 00:16:55,400
What about your new simple life?
408
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,149
What about wanting for nothing?
409
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,148
Have you ever tasted
home-churned butter?
410
00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,899
It is quite revolting.
411
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:08,067
I'm probably going to regret
this, but...
412
00:17:18,722 --> 00:17:20,971
Well, well, well...
413
00:17:20,971 --> 00:17:22,720
Hope you don't mind
me dropping in.
414
00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:25,971
Oh! Talk about unfriendly skies.
415
00:17:43,254 --> 00:17:44,554
( Yells )
416
00:17:58,998 --> 00:17:59,998
( gasps )
417
00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:06,046
Have a nice flight.
418
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,374
( Yells )
419
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,909
You should really consider
420
00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:25,449
qualifying for the X
Games, Kim Possible.
421
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,488
Your moves are quite fresh.
422
00:18:27,488 --> 00:18:28,698
How do you like this one?
423
00:18:30,407 --> 00:18:33,576
I am only trying to get
back what was taken from me.
424
00:18:33,576 --> 00:18:34,906
Not on my watch.
425
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,323
( Gasps )
426
00:18:41,323 --> 00:18:42,943
( yells )
427
00:18:46,032 --> 00:18:48,321
Listen, Billy, buddy,
I want you to increase the reward money
428
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:49,570
to two billion.
429
00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:50,650
This is personal, baby.
430
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,319
I want this guy caught.
431
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,029
( Motor hums )
432
00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:56,528
No date is worth this!
433
00:18:56,528 --> 00:18:58,527
Whoo-hoo!
434
00:18:58,527 --> 00:19:00,727
( Screaming )
435
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:13,183
( screaming )
436
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:19,260
Hang on, Rufus!
437
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,890
Yee-haw!
438
00:19:32,016 --> 00:19:33,305
( Groans )
439
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:34,714
Oof! ( Groans )
440
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,715
A parachute would
be nice right now.
441
00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,383
Or this will work.
442
00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:54,338
( Groaning )
443
00:19:54,338 --> 00:19:56,127
( crowd booing )
444
00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:58,047
Again!
445
00:19:59,086 --> 00:20:01,165
Hey, how sick was that?
446
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,505
Ugh, not even.
447
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,875
You were totally curved.
448
00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:08,003
Wait.
449
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:09,292
Don't you want to interview me?
450
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:12,002
What? For shortest
sports career ever?
451
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,122
Let's go, Mac.
452
00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:16,370
Hey, guys. Any suggestions?
453
00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:18,539
Yep. Retire, man.
454
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:19,789
You know,
before you hurt someone.
455
00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:21,329
Starting with yourself, dude.
456
00:20:37,993 --> 00:20:39,153
( Gasps )
457
00:20:40,492 --> 00:20:42,401
Step aside, Junior.
458
00:20:42,401 --> 00:20:44,650
I cannot allow you
to turn in my father.
459
00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:46,530
Oh, you can't?
460
00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,690
No, because I am going to do it.
461
00:20:50,279 --> 00:20:53,108
But why, Junior, why?
462
00:20:53,108 --> 00:20:55,027
To betray your own father.
463
00:20:55,027 --> 00:20:56,646
Father, please.
464
00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:58,186
I'm turning you
in for the reward.
465
00:20:58,186 --> 00:21:00,435
Reward? You mean cash?
466
00:21:00,435 --> 00:21:02,104
Crisp legal tender?
467
00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:03,354
But of course.
468
00:21:03,354 --> 00:21:04,813
I will use it to break
you out of prison
469
00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:05,893
and buy back our island.
470
00:21:05,893 --> 00:21:07,982
Ah, an excellent plan.
471
00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:11,312
After all, you cannot buy Le Goop
hair care products with moral fiber.
472
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,560
You've done well, Junior.
473
00:21:12,561 --> 00:21:14,391
I am proud of you, my son!
474
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:18,889
Hey, you want to move tables?
It's kind of hot here.
475
00:21:18,889 --> 00:21:20,178
No! No, umbrellas!
476
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,018
Oh, or not.
477
00:21:24,307 --> 00:21:27,096
I can't believe I got one
day of jock-dom like that.
478
00:21:27,096 --> 00:21:29,175
It's like getting one
bite of a queserito combo
479
00:21:29,175 --> 00:21:31,674
and then having the whole
platter yanked away.
480
00:21:31,674 --> 00:21:33,343
Ron,
let me spell this out for you.
481
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:35,673
Girls like guys who are
comfortable with who they are.
482
00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:37,092
Embrace your Ron-ness
483
00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:39,092
and just stop trying to
be something you're not.
484
00:21:39,092 --> 00:21:41,551
You know something,
Kim, you might be right.
485
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,300
From now on, no more posing.
486
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,419
No more fronting.
487
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,879
I'm Ron Stoppable.
488
00:21:45,879 --> 00:21:47,378
What you see is what you get.
489
00:21:47,379 --> 00:21:49,418
And I'm not changing for anyone.
490
00:21:49,418 --> 00:21:50,467
There you go.
491
00:21:50,468 --> 00:21:51,667
Excuse me, but... you're the guy
492
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,046
who stopped that thief, right?
493
00:21:53,047 --> 00:21:54,466
Well, I...
494
00:21:54,466 --> 00:21:56,295
We totally saw it
on the big screen.
495
00:21:56,296 --> 00:21:57,875
It was so bad-ical.
496
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,204
You're, like, a hero.
497
00:22:00,205 --> 00:22:03,584
Remember: embrace the Ron-ness.
498
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,202
Listen, I don't know if "hero"
499
00:22:05,203 --> 00:22:06,582
would really be the right word
500
00:22:06,582 --> 00:22:08,541
to describe me. I...
501
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:11,911
I think "crusading
crime fighter" might be
502
00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:13,199
a more accurate term.
503
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,700
( Groans )
504
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:19,300
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