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BOY: Here's your change.
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Have a muy bueno day.
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Right back at ya.
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Okay, Rufus,
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it all comes down to
this: chimerito or naco?
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We must choose wisely.
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Oh, come on!
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Chimerito...
delicity and nutricity.
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Mm-mm!
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This century, please.
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But one must also consider
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the explosive effects
of the beanie chimerita.
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Please, for my nose's sake.
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Very good then,
I'll have one naco, mi amigo.
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About time.
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Would you like the grande size?
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Grande! Grande!
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Sorry, Rufus, no can do.
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Not in this quarter's
fiscal budget.
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What is in this
quarter's fiscal budget?
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At this point.. A quarter.
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Loser.
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Hey, if I had a nickel for
every time I heard that...
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I could have grande sized!
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Stoppable,
I've been meaning to give you this.
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It's from the boys in corporate.
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KIM: "Naco royalties check?"
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Ah, the naco, my wondrous
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and historic creation
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for the Bueno Nacho Corp.
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Part nacho, part
taco, all delicious.
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Possible, come here, I need you.
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Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment.
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It will change the world.
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Yes, yes, it shall.
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That's the way you remember it?
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Pretty much.
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Can I order now, please?
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Un momento, por favor.
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Open the envelope, Ron.
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Maybe the check's big enough
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for you to grande size.
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It-it's for ni, ni, ni, nine...
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$99 million?! $99 million?!
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Ron Stoppable,
you are such a hotty.
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Are you saying that
because I'm rich?
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Uh-huh.
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Cool.
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? Oh, yeah, yeah ?
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? I'm your basic average girl ?
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? And I'm here to
save the world ?
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? You can't stop
me 'cause I'm... ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? There is nothing I can't do ?
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? When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ?
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? Know that I am on my way ?
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? It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ?
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? If you just call my name ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? When you want to page
me, it's okay ?
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? Whenever you need me, baby ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ?
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? Doesn't matter when ?
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? I will be there for
you till the very end ?
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? Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ?
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? You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ?
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So many zeros.
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( Moans )
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A nickel for every naco sold.
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Never knew there could
be so many zeros.
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Wow.
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Hey, think of all the
good you can do with this.
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And the commas,
look at all the commas.
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Ron, don't unspool the drool.
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Oh, sorry, KP.
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It's just this is
a lot of green.
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I know, and even though I should
be really happy for you, Ron,
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I'm worried.
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You know money can't buy
happiness, right?
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Are you sure, KP?
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I mean,
have you seen all these zeros?
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Oh, okay, I get it.
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You think this is going
to be one of those times
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when I suddenly turn into
some out of control guy
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and go way overboard with
the whole money thing.
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Well, yeah.
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Kim, I swear this money
will not change me.
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? It's a celebration ?
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? Celebrate good
times, come on ?
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? Let's celebrate ?
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? Celebrate good
times, come on ?
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Oh, yeah.
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? It's a celebration ?
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? There's a party
going on right here ?
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? A celebration to last
throughout the years... ?
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Yo, yo, The Ron's got mad grip!
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Spend it all in one place, G.
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? We're going to celebrate
and party with you ?
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? Come on, now ?
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? Celebration ?
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This is way worse than when
he got the foo-foo haircut.
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Look at it this way.
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Ron's lost it much
faster then usual,
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so maybe he'll snap
out of it faster, too.
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He's calling himself, "The Ron."
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Or, maybe he's
lost to us forever.
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? It's time to come together ?
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Yoo-hoo, hotness.
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Hands off The Ron!
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It's okay, dude.
She's in the circle.
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Remember how I've been
mean and abusive to you
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since, like, junior high?
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Well, you know I was
playing hard to get, right?
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Baby, The Ron knew.
The Ron knew.
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Ron, what are you doing?
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Handing out money to
everyone that walks by?
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Oh, sorry, Kim.
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Here,
get yourself something nice.
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The Ron will get on the nerves.
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Money, lucre, bread,
dinero, scratch, do-re-mi.
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It's the bane of my existence.
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I'm sorry.
What's the problem Doctor D?
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Operation Catastrophic Doom has
run into massive cost overruns.
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I have no choice but to
resort to drastic measures.
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Attention!
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This year's evil family
picnic has been canceled.
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No three-legged race? Oh!
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Fine by me.
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You and the pie-eating contest?
Not pretty.
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Five-time champ, Shego.
In your face.
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Actually, in your face,
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I think you still have
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a little blueberry
schmutz right there,
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No, right there.
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That's my skin, wiseacre.
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Whoa, that's a lot of red.
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Maybe Operation Catastrophic
Doom should be scaled back.
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I mean,
it is kind of complicated.
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Complicated?
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It's simplicity itself.
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First, we fire a super
laser at the moon.
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The laser reflects off
a network of mirrors
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precisely positioned to
warm the Earth's oceans.
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Naturally,
this will increase the humidity,
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foster the growth of
the mosquito populace.
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Thus ends Phase "A."
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Now, in Phase "B"...
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Na-na-na!
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If I can get this plan on
track, will you shut up?
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What do you need?
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A very large diamond.
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Done. I know exactly
where to steal one.
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Jimmy Ding,
the Bling Bling King?
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I can't believe
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I just said those words
with a straight face.
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Don't dis
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the Bling Bling King.
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He's the only jeweler who caters
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to people of The Ron's echelon.
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Right.
The Ron needs to let people know
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that he is a man of
wealth and taste.
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And this gold-plated stretch
limo doesn't send that message?
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Whee!
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So you are.
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The Ron.
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Sir, it is an honor,
or should I say Ronor?
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You should.
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The Ron, today I have for
you a piece so alluring,
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so enticing, so dynamic,
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that only a man
of your wealth...
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Can appreciate it?
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Can afford it.
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A 34-carat,
sapphire-studded toe ring.
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Appreciate the quality
of those baguettes.
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Yes, I dig the baguettes.
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Which are what?
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Ron, it's $45,000.
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Before tax.
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It's The Ron's money, Kim.
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He can do whatever
he wants with it.
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No, no, Kim's got a point.
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Thank you.
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Jimmy, I can't buy this.
I'm going
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to need something
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much more obscenely expensive.
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Oh, yeah.
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( Sighs )
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I see.
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You know, I knew from the moment
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that you stepped
into my establishment
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that you were a
man who would not,
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could not settle
for second best.
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I used to settle for last place,
but money changes everything.
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( Forced cough )
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You should get that
checked, Kim.
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The Ron can't
afford to get sick.
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The Ron,
it is now clear to Jimmy Ding
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that you have destiny.
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Not yet, but I think
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I'm bidding on one.
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Your destiny
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is to wear this 200-carat,
diamond pinkie ring.
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That diamond...
it's as big as my fist.
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It is my destiny.
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My pinkie was born for this.
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Boo-ya!
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Mr. Ding Bling King,
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how much does it cost?
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If you have to ask,
you can't afford it.
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I can't.
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Well, then, the asking price
is a paltry $12.8 million.
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A bargain for a destiny.
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Hit pause, Ron.
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There are so many other
things you could buy.
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Less tacky things.
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Like, Denver.
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You don't like it, Kim?
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Okay, show of hands, people.
Who digs the rock?
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Yeah, man.
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Oh, yeah, definitely.
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That's really cool.
Yeah, I dig it.
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Oh, that's great.
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Wow, Bonnie,
you didn't raise your hand?
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You agree with me?
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Let me get back to you.
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Can I get a ruby belt buckle?
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You can if I'm buying, baby.
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Can't argue with destiny.
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So, you ready to buy?
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How can I not?
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At $12.8 million, it's a steal.
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No, when you steal
it, it's a steal.
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( Evil laughter )
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Gentlemen,
and beautiful lady friends,
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please,
Jimmy Ding the Bling-Bling King
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has more than enough ice
to keep the situation cool.
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Sorry, Mr. Ding.
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They're evil.
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Oh, just because I do bad
things, that makes me evil?
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Uh, yeah. You're a villain.
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Oh, you teenagers think
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you have it all figured out.
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Sometimes there
are shades of gray.
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Not in this case.
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No, but I'm just saying that...
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Shego.
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I'm on it.
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( Screams )
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Don't worry, KP,
I got your back.
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What's with the posse?
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Ron's rich.
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Define "rich."
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Just south of billionaire.
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Really?
Maybe I'm on the wrong side.
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Yeah... of my foot.
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Come on, lift with your knees,
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not your back.
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Drakken! Huh?
263
00:09:52,522 --> 00:09:55,391
Mm, yes, this will do nicely.
264
00:09:55,397 --> 00:09:57,356
Hey, that belongs on my pinky.
265
00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,699
It's destiny.
266
00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:00,071
Shego! Let's jet.
267
00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:01,785
Fire it up.
268
00:10:06,716 --> 00:10:09,005
Clumsy much?
269
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,298
Chill, chill,
The Ron is all right.
270
00:10:11,303 --> 00:10:14,052
Yeah, what about the money?
271
00:10:14,058 --> 00:10:15,847
A little beat up,
but still spendable.
272
00:10:15,851 --> 00:10:17,390
You had me so scared
273
00:10:17,393 --> 00:10:19,312
for a minute. ( sighs )
274
00:10:19,316 --> 00:10:22,065
The final piece of the puzzle.
275
00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:25,530
Operation Catastrophic
Doom is upon us.
276
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,036
All I need to do is
277
00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:30,078
put the focusing diamond in
278
00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:31,663
my... my laser...
279
00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:33,126
( grunting ): Stupid diamond.
280
00:10:33,129 --> 00:10:34,418
Must be metric.
281
00:10:34,421 --> 00:10:35,630
Try turning it.
282
00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:37,462
I am turning it.
283
00:10:37,466 --> 00:10:38,635
It doesn't fit.
284
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,557
My diamond doesn't
fit in my laser.
285
00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:41,930
Do you understand?
286
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,733
So, build a new laser.
287
00:10:43,737 --> 00:10:44,776
Oh, that's right, Shego,
288
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,147
'cause money just
grows on trees.
289
00:10:46,151 --> 00:10:47,240
( Door opens )
290
00:10:47,242 --> 00:10:48,611
Shut that door! I'm not paying
291
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,034
to heat the outdoors!
292
00:10:50,037 --> 00:10:51,746
Can't afford to
build a new laser?
293
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,119
Well...
294
00:10:53,122 --> 00:10:56,541
I could...
if you'd lend me the cash.
295
00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:57,587
Say a million or...
296
00:10:57,589 --> 00:10:58,878
Forget it.
297
00:10:58,881 --> 00:11:00,420
Oh, come on, Shego.
298
00:11:00,424 --> 00:11:02,673
I'll let you rule Greenland.
299
00:11:02,678 --> 00:11:04,677
Think about it.
That's a lot of land.
300
00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:06,060
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.
301
00:11:06,063 --> 00:11:07,472
Greenland's the icy one.
302
00:11:07,476 --> 00:11:08,436
You knew that?
303
00:11:08,438 --> 00:11:09,646
I want... Iceland.
304
00:11:09,649 --> 00:11:11,018
The green one?
305
00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:12,150
( Growls )
306
00:11:12,153 --> 00:11:14,022
Fine. What are you going to do?
307
00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:16,735
Go with my strengths.
308
00:11:16,741 --> 00:11:18,290
WADE: Kim,
Drakken's on the move.
309
00:11:18,293 --> 00:11:19,992
He's broken into
a top secret lab
310
00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:21,205
in the Mojave Desert.
311
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,298
I'll grab Ron and we're gone.
312
00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:27,254
The Ron said he
wanted baby lettuce.
313
00:11:27,258 --> 00:11:28,258
Look at this.
314
00:11:28,261 --> 00:11:29,889
This is adult lettuce.
315
00:11:29,893 --> 00:11:31,012
Ugh.
316
00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:33,013
Do the job right or
get someone who can.
317
00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:34,267
Oh, man. Sorry, The Ron.
318
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,109
Little people just
don't understand.
319
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,652
I understand, Ron.
320
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,025
The Ron. The Ron.
321
00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:45,576
Ron, we've gotta...
322
00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:46,577
Yo. You on the list?
323
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,339
There's a list?
324
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,171
Name?
325
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,752
Kim Possible.
326
00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:51,544
Not on the list.
327
00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:52,887
I'm his best friend.
328
00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:54,509
Who is not on the list.
329
00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,642
Ron and I have been best
friends since Pre K.
330
00:11:56,647 --> 00:11:58,596
Then I'd think you
would be on the list.
331
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,149
Look,
I don't care about the list.
332
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,063
The list is the law.
333
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,986
You've only known
Ron for two days.
334
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,449
Yeah, uh...
don't try mind games on me.
335
00:12:07,454 --> 00:12:10,073
Okay. Fine.
I'll take a different approach.
336
00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,458
So I said, "Oh, yeah?"
337
00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:12,710
And what did he say?
338
00:12:12,713 --> 00:12:14,502
He said,
"Yeah," real mean and tough-like.
339
00:12:14,506 --> 00:12:15,795
ALL: Ooh.
340
00:12:15,798 --> 00:12:17,217
Then what did you say?
341
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:18,889
Nothing. And I bought the place
342
00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:20,183
and fired his sorry self.
343
00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,897
( All laughing )
344
00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,238
Ron, we're going after Drakken.
345
00:12:30,703 --> 00:12:32,992
Coolio!
We're getting my diamond back!
346
00:12:32,996 --> 00:12:35,495
Yeah. And stopping
his latest evil scheme
347
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,869
will just be a bonus.
348
00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,832
Wade,
start calling in some favors.
349
00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:40,505
We need an airlift to...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
350
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,508
Kim, that won't be necessary.
351
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,881
The Ron spread a little 'fetti
352
00:12:43,884 --> 00:12:45,303
and catch a little
somethin'-somethin'.
353
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,137
Hmm.
354
00:12:53,069 --> 00:12:54,318
You like?
355
00:12:54,321 --> 00:12:56,360
It's wow-worthy.
356
00:12:56,365 --> 00:12:57,994
Is there anything I can
do to make your flight
357
00:12:57,997 --> 00:12:59,286
more comfortable, Miss Possible?
358
00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:01,909
Just keep your eyes on the
clouds, please.
359
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,333
Nuts?
360
00:13:03,336 --> 00:13:05,165
Yeah, nuts. Honey-roasted.
361
00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:07,089
Of course, sir.
362
00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:16,603
And you said money
can't buy happiness.
363
00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:17,857
Silly me.
364
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,689
Sir, we are over the jump zone.
365
00:13:19,693 --> 00:13:20,653
Suit up, Ron.
366
00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:22,654
"The Ron," Kim. The Ron.
367
00:13:22,658 --> 00:13:25,038
I like the jet.
Let's not push it.
368
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,043
( Gasps )
369
00:13:28,247 --> 00:13:29,666
Whoa. What's with the muscle?
370
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:30,709
Oh, that's a team
371
00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:32,170
of covert ops
specialists I hired.
372
00:13:32,174 --> 00:13:33,964
You know,
lighten our load a bit.
373
00:13:34,598 --> 00:13:36,887
Call us The Ron Squad.
374
00:13:36,891 --> 00:13:39,560
No, no, it's the Kim Squad.
375
00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:40,815
They're a gift.
376
00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:43,147
Ron, you can't buy people.
377
00:13:43,152 --> 00:13:45,031
Have you been under
a rock this week?
378
00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:46,325
Sure you can.
379
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,699
Whatever. Let's just jump, okay?
380
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,043
( Alarm blaring )
381
00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:14,871
No...
382
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:16,663
No...
383
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,666
No.
384
00:14:17,669 --> 00:14:18,669
Ooh.
385
00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:20,089
Yes.
386
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,381
That says Operation
Catastrophic Doom.
387
00:14:22,386 --> 00:14:24,215
Peachy. Let's grab it and go.
388
00:14:24,219 --> 00:14:25,638
Uh, uh, uh, Shego.
389
00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:28,432
It must be compatible
with the focusing diamond.
390
00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:30,607
Ah!
391
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:31,560
The perfect fit.
392
00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:32,731
Yeah!
393
00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:35,065
On my pinky!
394
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:39,029
Um... Kim Squad, move out.
395
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:40,573
You heard the lady.
396
00:14:40,576 --> 00:14:42,575
Go, go, go.
397
00:14:42,579 --> 00:14:43,869
Go, go, go.
398
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,840
( Yells )
399
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,185
Whoa.
400
00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:54,306
They look like pros.
401
00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:57,099
Attack, you lazy slugs!
402
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:05,111
( Growls )
403
00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:06,866
Your sidekick
bought you a squad?
404
00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:08,868
( Titters ): Yeah.
405
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:11,623
Man, I am on the wrong side.
406
00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:21,347
Ooh, Johnson, nice block.
407
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:22,432
( Shrieks )
408
00:15:22,435 --> 00:15:23,644
Wilson, does anybody
409
00:15:23,647 --> 00:15:25,276
body slam better than you?
410
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,530
Well, if so,
let's get 'em on the payroll.
411
00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:31,157
What's this?
412
00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:35,333
Michaels, was that
413
00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:36,455
a butterfly twist?
414
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,417
That earns an extra
ten, my friend.
415
00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,090
The fool has money?
416
00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:43,173
A ridiculously large
amount of money?
417
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:46,848
Ooh, I'll finish Operation
Catastrophic Doom in style.
418
00:15:46,855 --> 00:15:49,234
Grab the buffoon!
419
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,398
How can I be rich and
still be a buffoon?
420
00:15:51,403 --> 00:15:52,483
Uh-uh? Uh-oh.
421
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,791
Sorry, Kimmie,
gots to follow the money.
422
00:16:00,548 --> 00:16:01,587
Defensive positions.
423
00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:04,209
Oh, cute.
424
00:16:07,810 --> 00:16:10,599
Hi. Would you accept
a generous bribe?
425
00:16:10,604 --> 00:16:12,353
( Grunting )
426
00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:13,317
Mm, yes.
427
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,518
This is not what I meant.
428
00:16:15,522 --> 00:16:17,072
Well done, Shego.
429
00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,992
Farewell, Kim Possible!
430
00:16:25,799 --> 00:16:28,629
A fool and his money
will soon be parted.
431
00:16:31,639 --> 00:16:33,218
Come on,
we can still catch them.
432
00:16:33,222 --> 00:16:34,931
So, you work the extra
hour, then?
433
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,143
Extra hour?
434
00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,105
We're paid by the hour, ma'am.
435
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,819
And we're off the clock... now.
436
00:16:39,822 --> 00:16:42,061
( Watches chiming )
437
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,235
How much for another hour?
438
00:16:43,238 --> 00:16:45,617
If you have to ask, you...
Can't afford it.
439
00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:46,741
Right. Best of luck.
440
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,073
Watch that gal with
the glowing hands.
441
00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:49,125
She's trouble.
442
00:16:49,128 --> 00:16:52,628
Uh, thanks. That's a big help.
443
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,686
Wade,
I need you to cross-reference
444
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,019
all online retailers.
445
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,941
Look for major spendage
and shipping addresses.
446
00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:08,104
Okay. Why?
447
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,948
Because,
if there's anybody stupider
448
00:17:09,952 --> 00:17:11,492
with money than
Ron, it's Drakken.
449
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:14,576
DRAKKEN: Digital shoehorn.
450
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,169
$385.
451
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:17,671
Hmm. Do I need one of these?
452
00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:18,924
Oh, yeah.
453
00:17:18,927 --> 00:17:20,126
Analog's for suckers.
454
00:17:20,129 --> 00:17:22,008
Uh-huh. Absolutely. Yeah.
455
00:17:22,012 --> 00:17:25,761
Oh, why not?
It's not like I can't afford it.
456
00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,477
Right, Stoppable?
457
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,730
I think I learned a lesson
here, Rufus.
458
00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:31,233
Aw. Mm-hmm.
459
00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:33,646
Never carry $99 million in cash.
460
00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:34,950
And?
461
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,952
And... and, oh, right...
462
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,455
Don't try to buy your friends.
463
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:39,578
( Grunting )
464
00:17:39,581 --> 00:17:40,710
Uh-huh.
465
00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:42,122
So, Stoppable,
466
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:44,714
what do you think
of my Laser of Doom?
467
00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:47,128
Quite bling-bling,
wouldn't you say?
468
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,512
Not anymore.
469
00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:50,094
Not since you used that term.
470
00:17:50,098 --> 00:17:51,098
Oh, come now.
471
00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:52,979
It was your fundage that made
472
00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:54,482
my evil dream come true.
473
00:17:54,485 --> 00:17:56,734
Oh, great. Scratch "fundage"
from my vocab, too.
474
00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:57,739
And did you meet
475
00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:58,780
my new pals?
476
00:17:58,782 --> 00:18:00,321
I can't believe
477
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:02,744
you stole my money and my peeps.
478
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,248
Actually, once I had your
bank, they came on their own.
479
00:18:06,255 --> 00:18:08,334
At least Bonnie didn't join you.
480
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,047
She stayed loyal to The Ron.
481
00:18:10,051 --> 00:18:11,710
The brown-haired girl?
482
00:18:11,714 --> 00:18:13,013
Had to let her go.
483
00:18:13,016 --> 00:18:15,135
I prefer to surround myself
484
00:18:15,139 --> 00:18:16,928
with genuine friends.
485
00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:18,601
Take Shego, for instance.
486
00:18:18,605 --> 00:18:20,144
Faithful, loyal.
487
00:18:20,147 --> 00:18:21,316
Yo, Dr. D.
488
00:18:21,319 --> 00:18:22,569
Come on. Come on, come on.
489
00:18:23,944 --> 00:18:26,574
Wait. I'll make a withdrawal.
490
00:18:28,121 --> 00:18:30,371
Hey! Hey, hey.
491
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:33,005
It's a start.
492
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:35,378
All right,
let's get this "Operation."
493
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,302
"Too Complicated To
Actually Work" over with.
494
00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:44,565
KP!
495
00:18:44,568 --> 00:18:45,767
You're busted, Drakken.
496
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,439
No, no. He's dirty rich.
497
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,902
But you will be
busted when I'm done.
498
00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:57,878
( Gasps )
499
00:19:03,429 --> 00:19:04,678
Miss Possible,
500
00:19:04,681 --> 00:19:07,010
we have had our
differences, to be sure,
501
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,144
but I'm in a giving mood today.
502
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,807
How much for you to walk
away, hmm?
503
00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:11,981
Name your price.
504
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,113
Okay. First,
505
00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:16,075
not interested,
506
00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:18,159
and second, that money is Ron's.
507
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,916
Not that he was any
smarter with it.
508
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:23,921
Only a true friend would say
509
00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:24,961
something that hurtful.
510
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,254
Thanks, KP.
511
00:19:27,598 --> 00:19:29,467
Hey, this could be fun.
512
00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:31,220
How about I use the laser cannon
513
00:19:31,224 --> 00:19:33,394
to vaporize you clowns?
514
00:19:35,852 --> 00:19:37,771
Bail? Oh, yeah.
515
00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:39,525
Let's get out of here.
516
00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:48,248
Shego! What are you doing?
517
00:19:48,252 --> 00:19:50,791
That laser cannon
is only to be used
518
00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:53,216
for Operation Catastrophic Doom.
519
00:19:53,221 --> 00:19:55,471
I am thinking outside the box.
520
00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,562
Ooh, I'd send you a
postcard from Iceland,
521
00:20:02,566 --> 00:20:05,396
but they don't deliver
mail where you're going.
522
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,291
( Gasps )
523
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,720
Well, that's just great.
524
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:23,183
Now how am I going to start
Operation Catastrophic Doom?
525
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,889
You still got Stoppable's money?
526
00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:26,892
Yes, but...
527
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:29,815
Yeah.
We'll discuss it in Reykjavik.
528
00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:30,821
( Gasps )
529
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:36,369
Sorry, Ron.
530
00:20:37,624 --> 00:20:39,713
How much of your money
did he get away with?
531
00:20:39,717 --> 00:20:40,836
All of it.
532
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,958
You walked around
with the entire
533
00:20:42,962 --> 00:20:44,801
$99 mill in your pockets?
534
00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:46,344
Bonnie thought it was fly.
535
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,307
Oh, Ron.
536
00:20:48,311 --> 00:20:49,640
So what do you think
the chances are
537
00:20:49,643 --> 00:20:51,352
that she fell in love
with the real me?
538
00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:53,275
Well...
539
00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:54,899
Move it, loser.
540
00:20:58,077 --> 00:21:00,326
Good seeing you, too.
541
00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:01,830
Actually,
I thought she'd be harsher.
542
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:03,413
Hey, it's cool, KP.
543
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:05,256
I may not be rich,
544
00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:06,548
but if I may wax philosophic
545
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:07,800
for a moment,
546
00:21:07,803 --> 00:21:09,842
wealth isn't just about
your bank balance.
547
00:21:09,847 --> 00:21:12,716
If you count friends,
then I'm the richest man in Middleton.
548
00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:14,010
Thanks, Ron.
549
00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:15,722
Well, actually,
now that I think about it,
550
00:21:15,726 --> 00:21:17,605
most people have more
friends than I do.
551
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,228
Yeah, I, actually,
I only have you and Rufus.
552
00:21:19,232 --> 00:21:20,281
Only? Hmm?
553
00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:23,403
Er, uh... I mean, "only"
554
00:21:23,409 --> 00:21:25,028
as in,
with best friends like you,
555
00:21:25,032 --> 00:21:26,291
I don't need anyone else.
556
00:21:26,294 --> 00:21:27,453
Nice save.
557
00:21:27,456 --> 00:21:28,535
So, you got enough
558
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,537
money for a tacodilla?
559
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,248
Better than that, I have
560
00:21:31,252 --> 00:21:33,091
enough to grande size.
561
00:21:33,095 --> 00:21:34,255
Boo-ya! Boo-ya!
562
00:21:38,013 --> 00:21:41,262
DRAKKEN: New evil
lair, $34 million.
563
00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:43,767
New laser cannon, $48 million.
564
00:21:43,772 --> 00:21:46,271
Operation Catastrophic Doom...
565
00:21:46,277 --> 00:21:48,566
A colossal waste of money.
566
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:49,530
Shh!
567
00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:51,281
And now begins
568
00:21:51,285 --> 00:21:54,035
the reign of Dr. Drakken!
569
00:22:10,106 --> 00:22:13,315
Colossal waste of money.
570
00:22:13,321 --> 00:22:14,530
Shego!
571
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,703
No Iceland for you.
572
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:21,303
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