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BOY: Here's your change.

Have a muy bueno day.

Right back at ya.

Okay, Rufus,

it all comes down to this: chimerito or naco?

We must choose wisely.

Oh, come on!

Chimerito... delicity and nutricity.

Mm-mm!

This century, please.

But one must also consider

the explosive effects of the beanie chimerita.

Please, for my nose's sake.

Very good then, I'll have one naco, mi amigo.

About time.

Would you like the grande size?

Grande! Grande!

Sorry, Rufus, no can do.

Not in this quarter's fiscal budget.

What is in this quarter's fiscal budget?

At this point.. A quarter.

Loser.

Hey, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

I could have grande sized!

Stoppable, I've been meaning to give you this.

It's from the boys in corporate.

KIM: "Naco royalties check?"

Ah, the naco, my wondrous

and historic creation

for the Bueno Nacho Corp.

Part nacho, part taco, all delicious.

Possible, come here, I need you.

Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment.

It will change the world.

Yes, yes, it shall.

That's the way you remember it?

Pretty much.

Can I order now, please?

Un momento, por favor.

Open the envelope, Ron.

Maybe the check's big enough

for you to grande size.

It-it's for ni, ni, ni, nine...

$99 million?! $99 million?!

Ron Stoppable, you are such a hotty.

Are you saying that because I'm rich?

Uh-huh.

Cool.

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

? There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

So many zeros.

( Moans )

A nickel for every naco sold.

Never knew there could be so many zeros.

Wow.

Hey, think of all the good you can do with this.

And the commas, look at all the commas.

Ron, don't unspool the drool.

Oh, sorry, KP.

It's just this is a lot of green.

I know, and even though I should be really happy for you, Ron,

I'm worried.

You know money can't buy happiness, right?

Are you sure, KP?

I mean, have you seen all these zeros?

Oh, okay, I get it.

You think this is going to be one of those times

when I suddenly turn into some out of control guy

and go way overboard with the whole money thing.

Well, yeah.

Kim, I swear this money will not change me.

? It's a celebration ?

? Celebrate good times, come on ?

? Let's celebrate ?

? Celebrate good times, come on ?

Oh, yeah.

? It's a celebration ?

? There's a party going on right here ?

? A celebration to last throughout the years... ?

Yo, yo, The Ron's got mad grip!

Spend it all in one place, G.

? We're going to celebrate and party with you ?

? Come on, now ?

? Celebration ?

This is way worse than when he got the foo-foo haircut.

Look at it this way.

Ron's lost it much faster then usual,

so maybe he'll snap out of it faster, too.

He's calling himself, "The Ron."

Or, maybe he's lost to us forever.

? It's time to come together ?

Yoo-hoo, hotness.

Hands off The Ron!

It's okay, dude. She's in the circle.

Remember how I've been mean and abusive to you

since, like, junior high?

Well, you know I was playing hard to get, right?

Baby, The Ron knew. The Ron knew.

Ron, what are you doing?

Handing out money to everyone that walks by?

Oh, sorry, Kim.

Here, get yourself something nice.

The Ron will get on the nerves.

Money, lucre, bread, dinero, scratch, do-re-mi.

It's the bane of my existence.

I'm sorry. What's the problem Doctor D?

Operation Catastrophic Doom has run into massive cost overruns.

I have no choice but to resort to drastic measures.

Attention!

This year's evil family picnic has been canceled.

No three-legged race? Oh!

Fine by me.

You and the pie-eating contest? Not pretty.

Five-time champ, Shego. In your face.

Actually, in your face,

I think you still have

a little blueberry schmutz right there,

No, right there.

That's my skin, wiseacre.

Whoa, that's a lot of red.

Maybe Operation Catastrophic Doom should be scaled back.

I mean, it is kind of complicated.

Complicated?

It's simplicity itself.

First, we fire a super laser at the moon.

The laser reflects off a network of mirrors

precisely positioned to warm the Earth's oceans.

Naturally, this will increase the humidity,

foster the growth of the mosquito populace.

Thus ends Phase "A."

Now, in Phase "B"...

Na-na-na!

If I can get this plan on track, will you shut up?

What do you need?

A very large diamond.

Done. I know exactly where to steal one.

Jimmy Ding, the Bling Bling King?

I can't believe

I just said those words with a straight face.

Don't dis

the Bling Bling King.

He's the only jeweler who caters

to people of The Ron's echelon.

Right. The Ron needs to let people know

that he is a man of wealth and taste.

And this gold-plated stretch limo doesn't send that message?

Whee!

So you are.

The Ron.

Sir, it is an honor, or should I say Ronor?

You should.

The Ron, today I have for you a piece so alluring,

so enticing, so dynamic,

that only a man of your wealth...

Can appreciate it?

Can afford it.

A 34-carat, sapphire-studded toe ring.

Appreciate the quality of those baguettes.

Yes, I dig the baguettes.

Which are what?

Ron, it's $45,000.

Before tax.

It's The Ron's money, Kim.

He can do whatever he wants with it.

No, no, Kim's got a point.

Thank you.

Jimmy, I can't buy this. I'm going

to need something

much more obscenely expensive.

Oh, yeah.

( Sighs )

I see.

You know, I knew from the moment

that you stepped into my establishment

that you were a man who would not,

could not settle for second best.

I used to settle for last place, but money changes everything.

( Forced cough )

You should get that checked, Kim.

The Ron can't afford to get sick.

The Ron, it is now clear to Jimmy Ding

that you have destiny.

Not yet, but I think

I'm bidding on one.

Your destiny

is to wear this 200-carat, diamond pinkie ring.

That diamond... it's as big as my fist.

It is my destiny.

My pinkie was born for this.

Boo-ya!

Mr. Ding Bling King,

how much does it cost?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

I can't.

Well, then, the asking price is a paltry $12.8 million.

A bargain for a destiny.

Hit pause, Ron.

There are so many other things you could buy.

Less tacky things.

Like, Denver.

You don't like it, Kim?

Okay, show of hands, people. Who digs the rock?

Yeah, man.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

That's really cool. Yeah, I dig it.

Oh, that's great.

Wow, Bonnie, you didn't raise your hand?

You agree with me?

Let me get back to you.

Can I get a ruby belt buckle?

You can if I'm buying, baby.

Can't argue with destiny.

So, you ready to buy?

How can I not?

At $12.8 million, it's a steal.

No, when you steal it, it's a steal.

( Evil laughter )

Gentlemen, and beautiful lady friends,

please, Jimmy Ding the Bling-Bling King

has more than enough ice to keep the situation cool.

Sorry, Mr. Ding.

They're evil.

Oh, just because I do bad things, that makes me evil?

Uh, yeah. You're a villain.

Oh, you teenagers think

you have it all figured out.

Sometimes there are shades of gray.

Not in this case.

No, but I'm just saying that...

Shego.

I'm on it.

( Screams )

Don't worry, KP, I got your back.

What's with the posse?

Ron's rich.

Define "rich."

Just south of billionaire.

Really? Maybe I'm on the wrong side.

Yeah... of my foot.

Come on, lift with your knees,

not your back.

Drakken! Huh?

Mm, yes, this will do nicely.

Hey, that belongs on my pinky.

It's destiny.

Shego! Let's jet.

Fire it up.

Clumsy much?

Chill, chill, The Ron is all right.

Yeah, what about the money?

A little beat up, but still spendable.

You had me so scared

for a minute. ( sighs )

The final piece of the puzzle.

Operation Catastrophic Doom is upon us.

All I need to do is

put the focusing diamond in

my... my laser...

( grunting ): Stupid diamond.

Must be metric.

Try turning it.

I am turning it.

It doesn't fit.

My diamond doesn't fit in my laser.

Do you understand?

So, build a new laser.

Oh, that's right, Shego,

'cause money just grows on trees.

( Door opens )

Shut that door! I'm not paying

to heat the outdoors!

Can't afford to build a new laser?

Well...

I could... if you'd lend me the cash.

Say a million or...

Forget it.

Oh, come on, Shego.

I'll let you rule Greenland.

Think about it. That's a lot of land.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.

Greenland's the icy one.

You knew that?

I want... Iceland.

The green one?

( Growls )

Fine. What are you going to do?

Go with my strengths.

WADE: Kim, Drakken's on the move.

He's broken into a top secret lab

in the Mojave Desert.

I'll grab Ron and we're gone.

The Ron said he wanted baby lettuce.

Look at this.

This is adult lettuce.

Ugh.

Do the job right or get someone who can.

Oh, man. Sorry, The Ron.

Little people just don't understand.

I understand, Ron.

The Ron. The Ron.

Ron, we've gotta...

Yo. You on the list?

There's a list?

Name?

Kim Possible.

Not on the list.

I'm his best friend.

Who is not on the list.

Ron and I have been best friends since Pre K.

Then I'd think you would be on the list.

Look, I don't care about the list.

The list is the law.

You've only known Ron for two days.

Yeah, uh... don't try mind games on me.

Okay. Fine. I'll take a different approach.

So I said, "Oh, yeah?"

And what did he say?

He said, "Yeah," real mean and tough-like.

ALL: Ooh.

Then what did you say?

Nothing. And I bought the place

and fired his sorry self.

( All laughing )

Ron, we're going after Drakken.

Coolio! We're getting my diamond back!

Yeah. And stopping his latest evil scheme

will just be a bonus.

Wade, start calling in some favors.

We need an airlift to... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Kim, that won't be necessary.

The Ron spread a little 'fetti

and catch a little somethin'-somethin'.

Hmm.

You like?

It's wow-worthy.

Is there anything I can do to make your flight

more comfortable, Miss Possible?

Just keep your eyes on the clouds, please.

Nuts?

Yeah, nuts. Honey-roasted.

Of course, sir.

And you said money can't buy happiness.

Silly me.

Sir, we are over the jump zone.

Suit up, Ron.

"The Ron," Kim. The Ron.

I like the jet. Let's not push it.

( Gasps )

Whoa. What's with the muscle?

Oh, that's a team

of covert ops specialists I hired.

You know, lighten our load a bit.

Call us The Ron Squad.

No, no, it's the Kim Squad.

They're a gift.

Ron, you can't buy people.

Have you been under a rock this week?

Sure you can.

Whatever. Let's just jump, okay?

( Alarm blaring )

No...

No...

No.

Ooh.

Yes.

That says Operation Catastrophic Doom.

Peachy. Let's grab it and go.

Uh, uh, uh, Shego.

It must be compatible with the focusing diamond.

Ah!

The perfect fit.

Yeah!

On my pinky!

Um... Kim Squad, move out.

You heard the lady.

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

( Yells )

Whoa.

They look like pros.

Attack, you lazy slugs!

( Growls )

Your sidekick bought you a squad?

( Titters ): Yeah.

Man, I am on the wrong side.

Ooh, Johnson, nice block.

( Shrieks )

Wilson, does anybody

body slam better than you?

Well, if so, let's get 'em on the payroll.

What's this?

Michaels, was that

a butterfly twist?

That earns an extra ten, my friend.

The fool has money?

A ridiculously large amount of money?

Ooh, I'll finish Operation Catastrophic Doom in style.

Grab the buffoon!

How can I be rich and still be a buffoon?

Uh-uh? Uh-oh.

Sorry, Kimmie, gots to follow the money.

Defensive positions.

Oh, cute.

Hi. Would you accept a generous bribe?

( Grunting )

Mm, yes.

This is not what I meant.

Well done, Shego.

Farewell, Kim Possible!

A fool and his money will soon be parted.

Come on, we can still catch them.

So, you work the extra hour, then?

Extra hour?

We're paid by the hour, ma'am.

And we're off the clock... now.

( Watches chiming )

How much for another hour?

If you have to ask, you... Can't afford it.

Right. Best of luck.

Watch that gal with the glowing hands.

She's trouble.

Uh, thanks. That's a big help.

Wade, I need you to cross-reference

all online retailers.

Look for major spendage and shipping addresses.

Okay. Why?

Because, if there's anybody stupider

with money than Ron, it's Drakken.

DRAKKEN: Digital shoehorn.

$385.

Hmm. Do I need one of these?

Oh, yeah.

Analog's for suckers.

Uh-huh. Absolutely. Yeah.

Oh, why not? It's not like I can't afford it.

Right, Stoppable?

I think I learned a lesson here, Rufus.

Aw. Mm-hmm.

Never carry $99 million in cash.

And?

And... and, oh, right...

Don't try to buy your friends.

( Grunting )

Uh-huh.

So, Stoppable,

what do you think of my Laser of Doom?

Quite bling-bling, wouldn't you say?

Not anymore.

Not since you used that term.

Oh, come now.

It was your fundage that made

my evil dream come true.

Oh, great. Scratch "fundage" from my vocab, too.

And did you meet

my new pals?

I can't believe

you stole my money and my peeps.

Actually, once I had your bank, they came on their own.

At least Bonnie didn't join you.

She stayed loyal to The Ron.

The brown-haired girl?

Had to let her go.

I prefer to surround myself

with genuine friends.

Take Shego, for instance.

Faithful, loyal.

Yo, Dr. D.

Come on. Come on, come on.

Wait. I'll make a withdrawal.

Hey! Hey, hey.

It's a start.

All right, let's get this "Operation."

"Too Complicated To Actually Work" over with.

KP!

You're busted, Drakken.

No, no. He's dirty rich.

But you will be busted when I'm done.

( Gasps )

Miss Possible,

we have had our differences, to be sure,

but I'm in a giving mood today.

How much for you to walk away, hmm?

Name your price.

Okay. First,

not interested,

and second, that money is Ron's.

Not that he was any smarter with it.

Only a true friend would say

something that hurtful.

Thanks, KP.

Hey, this could be fun.

How about I use the laser cannon

to vaporize you clowns?

Bail? Oh, yeah.

Let's get out of here.

Shego! What are you doing?

That laser cannon is only to be used

for Operation Catastrophic Doom.

I am thinking outside the box.

Ooh, I'd send you a postcard from Iceland,

but they don't deliver mail where you're going.

( Gasps )

Well, that's just great.

Now how am I going to start Operation Catastrophic Doom?

You still got Stoppable's money?

Yes, but...

Yeah. We'll discuss it in Reykjavik.

( Gasps )

Sorry, Ron.

How much of your money did he get away with?

All of it.

You walked around with the entire

$99 mill in your pockets?

Bonnie thought it was fly.

Oh, Ron.

So what do you think the chances are

that she fell in love with the real me?

Well...

Move it, loser.

Good seeing you, too.

Actually, I thought she'd be harsher.

Hey, it's cool, KP.

I may not be rich,

but if I may wax philosophic

for a moment,

wealth isn't just about your bank balance.

If you count friends, then I'm the richest man in Middleton.

Thanks, Ron.

Well, actually, now that I think about it,

most people have more friends than I do.

Yeah, I, actually, I only have you and Rufus.

Only? Hmm?

Er, uh... I mean, "only"

as in, with best friends like you,

I don't need anyone else.

Nice save.

So, you got enough

money for a tacodilla?

Better than that, I have

enough to grande size.

Boo-ya! Boo-ya!

DRAKKEN: New evil lair, $34 million.

New laser cannon, $48 million.

Operation Catastrophic Doom...

A colossal waste of money.

Shh!

And now begins

the reign of Dr. Drakken!

Colossal waste of money.

Shego!

No Iceland for you.

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