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Who's up for some chow fun?

Hey, Dad. Mom working late?

Yep. Up to her ears in brains.

How are things at your work?

Usual, test-fired an ectoplasmic beam,

launched a deep-space probe.

Oh, and a new colleague started over in Robotics.

She has a boy your age.

Felix I think.

? Kim and Felix sitting in a tree ?

? K-I-S-S... ?

Gotta go.

Let's see, we've got garlic bamboo beef,

sweet and spicy shrimp, General Tsao's...

naked mole rat?

( Burps )

Mmm. Hey, Mr. Dr. P.

( Sighs ): Ronald, would you and Rufus

like to stay for dinner...

again?

Whoo-ee.

Love to.

( Grunts )

Can't.

We're doing the Middletown Fair tonight.

Soda water and soda crackers only.

( Squeals )

Mmm.

( Groans )

You see, Ron had a...

( clears throat )

problem last year.

Is this my fifth or seventh chili cheese dog? Mm-mmm!

Oh!

Oh, tummy trouble!

( Retching )

The clown sued.

Ron had to swear he'd never go to the fair

on a full stomach again

and pay the dry cleaning.

Baggy pants, double charge.

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

? There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

Firing thrusters in three, two...

Wait, there's something up ahead.

It's... it's a stop light?

Come on, come on.

( Dings )

( powering down )

The X-24 prototype gone.

KIM: Anything?

RON: 100% hurl free, K.P.!

Tell it to Mr. Baggypants.

( Cell phone rings )

Go, Wade.

Are you in astronaut training?

Nah, spinning ride at the fair.

Oh, it's making me kind of dizzy.

Not me, I am welly in the belly.

What's the sitch?

Major, Kim. We've got a hijacked shipment

of high-output iridium spark plugs in Germany,

a stolen coolant night truck's injector

lifted from a freighter in the sea of Japan.

A stolen nitro whatsit?

Prototype automotive components.

Uh, car parts?

And the Mona Lisa is a doodle.

This is a guy thing, isn't it?

Ask the guy that just boosted the experimental

24-cylinder, supercharged, oxy-cool racing engine.

More car parts.

Wade, why would anybody steal an oxy-cool whatchamacallit?

Somebody's up to something, Kim.

Well, that's specific and helpful.

Kim, I'm crummy in the tummy.

Have you seen Rufus?

( Screams )

Oh, not a good place to hang.

Are you Kim Possible?

I'm sorry, do I know you?

My mom works with your dad.

I'm Felix Renton.

Oh, hi.

My dad told me about you.

This is Ron.

Hold on, hold on.

I'm this close to winning a giant inflatable baseball bat.

( Bell dinging )

Oh, yeah!

Huh?

Sorry, I am a champ rat smasher.

( Growls ) Aw...

Hey, you want to hit some rides with us, Felix?

Ready to roll.

Oh, I... I didn't know you were in a...

I mean, nobody told me that you were...

Hey, whose up for the Disorienter?

Oh, I heard that is the bashingest ride ever.

We should probably work our way up to that one.

Ron, maybe this is the year you should follow that dream

and take on the pie eating contest?

No way, K.P.

No fair food.

Maybe we should hold off on the really intense rides.

Kim, I can handle it.

I'm trying to be sensitive to Felix's condition.

Why, does he have a weak stomach, too? The chair.

What of it?

It probably gives him a motion sickness edge.

So, Felix...

what do you like to do besides extreme rotating?

Usual junk, video games, basketball.

Basketball?

Sure, why not?

Well, I-I wasn't sure if...

Hey, look, monster trucks tomorrow night in the arena.

You like monster trucks?

Oh, yeah, I'm all about the monster trucks.

Kim, you never... ow!

Okay, as long as you can sit and not spin, I'm there.

Don't worry, I've got the sitting thing down.

I'll meet you at the gate. Kim?

Oh, yeah, I-I can't wait.

( Belches )

Hi.

( Dog barking )

Dude, that shampoo smells like new wheels.

Seriously, I dig it.

Okay, okay, dude, seriously...

here's the motorhead style...

Business up front, party in the back,

and it's the calm before the storm.

Okay, hon, I'll just shape it up.

( Gasps )

Whoa, Delilah, foul!

You don't clip the lion's mane

while he roars.

Seriously.

Exit my lair!

Seriously!

No more junkyard calls.

Doesn't anyone in the state of New Jersey

know how to style a mullet anymore?

It's a dying art, boss.

Whoa! Dude...

is that the 24 banger?

Whoo-hoo!

Chops. Bro,

this rules so hard.

Oh, yeah!

( Chuckling )

Now check this out. The boys and me

were thinking we might take

a few days off, go down the shore,

you know, eat a hoagie...

or not.

Whichever.

How's my driving?

Say again, boss.

How is my driving?!

Seriously.

You're the best that ever burned rubber, dude.

You're Motor Ed.

And yet, I'm not ripping down the turnpike right now, am I?

No, no, you're not.

Because?

We've got some serious O.T. to work.

We do if we're gonna build the world's biggest,

baddest fleet of killer wheels.

Oh, wait, check this out.

What if we were all to go out

and jack some humongous Uniwell truck frames?

Wouldn't that be cool?

Oh, come on!

Whoo! Rock on!

Let's do it to it.

And I know just where to find them.

Seriously, I do.

ANNOUNCER ( over PA ): Hello... mud lovers!

Who's ready to roll?!

( Cheering )

Favorite video game?

No contest, Zombie Mayhem II.

Pause, I hope you meant to say Zombie Mayhem III.

Um, unpause, I was actually referring

to the superior second installment of the series.

For real?

Mayhem II doesn't even have flame throwers.

Hey, check it out, Felix.

I downloaded this map of Middleton High.

All the ramp-accessible entrances and elevators

are marked in red.

Oh, wow. Thanks, Kim.

That's really thoughtful of you.

( Motors revving )

Oh, yeah!

Is that part of the show?

Not likely.

These trucks are property of Motor Ed now.

Seriously, they are.

Check it out.

Coming through, dude. Seriously.

Car part mystery solved.

I need to borrow your tricycle thingy.

All terrain vehicle!

Whatever.

Up for a ride?

It ain't the Disorienter, but I'll give it a shot.

( Cell phone rings )

Wade, I'm kind of in pursuit here.

I know.

Grab you hairbrush and throw it in front of them.

O-Okay, if you say so.

Great for split ends, too.

Typical night for you guys?

Actually, it is.

We got your back, K.P.!

Ron, what is Felix doing here?

It's too dangerous.

Sorry, Red.

You snooze, you lose. Seriously.

Okay, what was with that guy's hair?

I'm sure I don't have to tell you

that your dad's a terrific guy.

Yeah. The family took a vote.

We're keeping him.

So, your thing is...?

Advanced Cyber Robotics.

I love it.

Oh, yeah.

You're going down,

Stoppable.

Not if I accidentally

hit the reset button.

I'm so glad

Felix found friends.

New in town. Oh, because he's...

And it's hard to make friends for any kid.

Oh, right. Yeah. Of course.

You know, it's okay to be a little uncomfortable about it.

Oh, um... about what?

Felix being in a wheelchair.

No, I think it's great.

I mean, it's awful.

But... I'm going to stop talking now

before I say some other

( phone rings ) stupid thing.

Excuse me. I'd better take this.

Kim...

just relax.

Right. I'm relaxed.

Wade.

I think I've got an idea

on our monster truck-jacker.

Motor Ed... widely regarded

as the most brilliant mechanical engineer in the country.

He didn't quite fit in though.

Let's just say the top secret government lab he worked at

had a dress code.

Ed, I'm afraid

the mullet has to go.

No! Seriously, bro!

No!

Seriously!

Have you ever noticed how many of my foes have hair issues?

Still not sure how to find him?

Oh, we're not going to find him.

He's going to find us.

Wade, how fast can you spread a rumor?

As fast as I can type...

320 words a minute, last time I was clocked.

So, all you have to do is start a rumor

that my dad's lab is working on some ferocious new engine part,

and Motor Ed will be totally drooling for it.

Boo-yah!

Oh, don't bring that weak stuff into my neighborhood!

Yeah! There's more where that came from.

Well, keep it coming, Steel Wheels!

Oh! Another brick from... oh, yes,

he is in fact... Stoppable!

Ooh! Fast hands, K.P.

Want to call a winner?

Ron, what do you think you're doing?

( Whispering ): Shooting hoops with Felix.

No, but it looks like you're really trying to... you know...

Win?

Exactly.

You can't.

Well, I know I'm down two buckets,

but if I focus on rebounding and boxing out,

I think that I can...

You're acting like... like...

Like he's just a normal person?

I've got to just stop talking.

Hey, Kim.

Hey.

You know, we'd better get over to the lab

if we're going to set that trap.

Right. We'd better... We?

Yeah. Felix wanted in on the action.

He even came up with a great name for the fake part.

"Turbonic Charger Valve."

Wahoo! Sounds

state-of-the-art, huh?

Yeah.

A guy thing. Okay, Felix,

you go stand watch.

You mean sit watch.

Kim, I'm just playing you.

Dude, good one.

Hey, take Rufus with you.

He's a great lookout.

Thanks.

Why does everything just come out wrong

when I'm around Felix?

I don't know but, man, you've been getting amped up.

It... it's just... I don't know.

I see him in that chair,

and then I guess I feel it's not fair

because I can walk and he can't, and so, then...

You end up saying the positively worst thing possible.

I have so offended him.

Does he hate me?

Nah. He just thinks you're funny.

Swell. ( alarm beeping )

( Rufus whistles )

( gasps )

( yowling )

The mouse has entered the trap.

The Turbonic Charger Valve.

I am so stoked.

Seriously, this is sweet.

Man, we don't even know what it does yet.

Bro, why you gotta bring me down? Seriously.

Whatever it is, with a name like that, it is sure to rock heavy.

( Imitating electric guitar )

Okay, the pretend guitar solo ends now.

Okay, bro, get her.

Get Red.

( Karate yell )

My valve! Seriously.

Hold on.

Kim, grab something!

( Screaming )

Uh-oh.

Rufus!

Ron!

I'm on it.

I win.

( Gasps )

( whistles )

( imitating electric guitar )

Are you okay?

Yeah, but nobody's going to be happy

when that crate is opened.

( Gasps )

Uh-oh.

We'll find him, Rufus.

Somebody called for you, Kim.

A boy.

Ooh! Ooh-la-la!

Whoo! Whoo!

Not now, tweebs.

Kim and Motor Ed, sitting in a tree.

What did you say?

Motor Ed. That's who called.

Now put me down or I'll tell Mom

that you blew off your biology test

to save a village from a tidal wave last week.

The message is,

"Bring me the Turbonic Charger Valve, or else."

Ron.

( Phone rings )

Wade, got anything?

No. I was hoping he'd called you back.

( Disappointed wail )

I'm a cheerleader waiting by the phone

for a guy with a mullet to call.

Something's wrong with this picture.

( Phone rings )

Hello. Yo, Red.

Where is Ron? Your skinny dude?

Yeah, he's here, hanging with me and the boys.

He's doing good, but that can change

in a hurry. Seriously.

Kim, get over here!

And stop by Buena Nacho drive-thru on the way.

I'm starving.

Oh, yeah, man, Me, too, man.

Put me down for a hoagie, 12-inch,

with hot peppers and mayo.

Anybody else want nothing?

Keep talking. Almost got a trace.

Hey, Red,

tell your computer guy not to waste his time on a trace.

I'm shooting you a map.

He's not as dumb as the hairstyle

might lead you to think.

Just bring the Turbonic Charger Valve.

Don't have much choice, do I?

Seriously? No.

See you soon, Red.

Seriously.

Did you find out where he's holding Ron?

Near as we can tell, a secret lair

under a landfill in New Jersey.

I'm going with you.

Felix, no.

It... it's too...

Too dangerous? I agree.

Way too dangerous for you to go alone.

You're right. Let's move.

So you just call in a favor and get a ride, like,

anywhere in the world?

I'm lucky that way.

You okay back there, Felix?

Kim, look out!

To answer your question, I'm doing okay back here.

And you?

I can't complain.

I've got great backup.

So, anything look like an entrance

to a secret lair to you?

Mmm!

Welcome to the Garden State.

( Grunting )

( growling )

Where did that come from?

My mom tricked out

the chair a little.

Advanced Cyber Robotics. Remember?

Red!

( Rufus whistles )

A bald rat with buckteeth?

Bro, seriously.

You're disgusting me.

( Chattering )

Whoa, little bald bro.

Is that the Turbonic Charger Valve?

( Iaughing )

Kim! Felix!

So what did you bring me? A chimirito? Nacho?

Come on. She's not kidding, Ron.

Okay, okay. These guys are dangerous.

I'll try one of these so-called "hoagies."

Does he always lose focus like this during a mission?

What?

More monsters.

Great.

( Imitating electric guitar )

Introducing Motor Ed and his

indestructible fleet of totally rocking,

bashing, killer monster trucks.

Oh, here. You can have your rat back.

Got you, buddy.

Don't you even want to know my plan?

I mean, come on, seriously.

I thought this was just random destruction.

I will crush stuff, and keep on crushing it,

until I turn the whole world

into one humongous,

rocking scrapyard!

Sounds a lot like random destruction.

That's foul, Red.

I'm going to start by crushing you.

Felix, just stay behind me.

( Gasps )

Wow!

Flying! Yeah!

I told you he was cool.

( Growling )

Okay.

This is bogus, Red.

A man should not be booted off his ride.

Quit calling me Red.

Seriously.

But... Red.

( Screaming )

Oh, I warned him.

Thanks for the backup, Possible.

This is so rank. Seriously.

No fancy

cyber-chair stuff.

Oh, like I need that to beat you.

Got game, Possible?

Oh, I came to play, Felix.

Bring it on, Possible.

Bring it on.

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