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( Whirring and beeping )

Okay... hold still.

Good.

Yes.

( Bell dings )

The genomic sequencer works.

Oh, heavens, I should hope it works.

Otherwise, there wouldn't be much point

in me stealing it.

( Chortling )

Amy, they said you lost it,

that your experiments were insane,

that you were locked up forever.

Yes, true, they were, got 'em.

Come to Mama!

( Explosion )

Hand it over.

Well, Mr. Forward, who are you?

I am Dr. Drakken!

M.D. or dentist?

Evil mastermind.

On the brink of world conquest.

Mmm... ring a bell?

Isn't that Professor Dementor?

Ah! No matter.

I want that genomic... whatever-it-is!

Shego!

( Martial arts yell )

( grunting )

Thank you.

You are the biggest meanie in the whole wide world.

Aha, you have heard of me.

( Chortling )

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

? There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

Hey, Kim.

Hi.

Kim?

What's the dealy, Monique?

Did you talk to Ron?

Um, not exactly.

Kim, is this or is this not

the day we pick science project partners?

Yeah. And you and I are going

to work together, right?

Monique, I want to work with you, but...

But there's the whole Ron thing.

Remember last year?

Wade, what are you talking about?

Your vow. I vowed...?

That you would never, ever get stuck with Ron

as your science project partner again.

Never, ever? Exaggerating.

( Fast, high-pitched audio ) Okay... playback.

Every year, same story.

Ron marinates, and I do all the work.

Never again...

Never, ever.

You're going to have

to show that boy some tough love.

You're right.

This year's science project is going to be different.

Good call, K.P.

I didn't want to say anything,

but last year's effort was kind of weak.

( Growling )

You know, I mean, it was solid,

but I know you can do better.

Ron...! ( bell ringing )

Hello! Yeah, hold that thought, K.P. Got to run.

See you in science class.

( Frustrated groan )

In just a moment,

this hapless henchman

will be genetically transformed

into a fearless, bloodthirsty predator!

( Fiendish laughter )

Worthless piece of...!

Problems?

None.

( Sheepish laugh )

I should have it humming along any minute now.

Too bad you had to tick off the one geneticist

who's twisted enough to help you.

I'm doing quite well on my own, thank you.

Watch as I soup up

this henchman

with the DNA of a vicious Komodo dragon.

( Frustrated growl )

Mm-hmm. They call her "D-N-Amy."

Shego, I am quite capable of creating

a genetically enhanced super army by myself, thank you.

( Yelling, electrical humming and crackling )

( yelling, humming and crackling continues )

( sizzling )

Fine. New plan.

I charm this D-N-Amy woman into doing my bidding.

What? Nothing.

You don't think I can be charming?

I didn't say a word.

You'll see, Shego.

The doctor is making a house call.

( Sexy growl )

And you just tell him,

"Ron, I am not carrying you."

Allow me, partner.

Okay, Ron,

we still need to talk.

Mr. Barkin?

Listen up, people.

I am assuming command of this classroom starting...

Three, two, one... now!

Where's Miss Fitzgerald?

A, uh, fungal experiment went horribly wrong.

I didn't press for details.

Uh, so, should we tell you

who our partners are going to be?

Negative, Stoppable. I tell you.

I'm picking the teams.

( Both gasping )

If you do not like your partner, you can ask for a change.

( Both sigh )

I will, of course, say no.

It's part of the "life is unfair" theme

I'm working into all curriculum.

All right, let's go.

( Desk squeaking )

Bonnie Rockwaller will team with... Rick Flagg.

BOY: Dude.

Stoppable...

( squeaks )

your partner is... Monique.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Inspired choice, Mr. B.

Monique maintains Kim-level gradage.

Possible...

You're with... Justine Flanner.

Flanner's like the queen of the science fair.

I'm building a kinematic continuum disrupter

which will create a small tear in the space-time continuum.

Spankin'!

( Chirping )

( doorbell rings )

WOMAN: ? Coming! ?

Watch and learn, Shego.

Hello, pretty l...

Aah!

And what have I learned?

At least she remembers me.

( Doorbell rings )

Go away!

You stole my genomic sequencer!

Ah, yes... sorry about that.

By the way, w-were you injured?

When your girlfriend blasted me?

When you fell from heaven, for you are surely an angel.

And don't worry.

She's not my girlfriend.

Do come in, Doctor.

So, Justine, tell me more about your project idea.

Uh, yeah. It's highly technical.

Try me; I'm here to help.

Here's your to-do list.

It's blank.

Exactly. During the project,

disappear and don't bother me.

The day of the presentation, show up and smile.

Listen, Ron, I'm not Kim.

I will not carry you.

Wish I could help you, but it's out of my hands.

I'm serious, dude-boy.

If you won't work, I won't work.

Not sure I believe that.

You, Rufus?

Mm-mmm.

Monique, I think we both know

you'll do the work.

What do you mean?

Four words... Grade point average.

Hey, you care... I don't.

You...

( frustrated growl )

Check and mate.

( Iaughing )

Well, your home is so... decorated.

Thanks for noticing.

Did it all myself.

No!

Yes!

( Chortling )

Yours is a rare gift, Amy.

Ah, Doctor!

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Ooh...!

How about into your lab?

Right this way.

Watch your step.

Now, Shego, who got game?

( Sighs )

You got game.

Straight up. Aah...!

Ow! Ooh! Aah!

( Clattering )

Boys, you promised to help me wash the car.

Reporting for duty, Dad.

Uh, keep up the good work, Tim.

Say, Kimmie, how's that science project with Ronald coming along?

I'm not working with Ron this year.

Gee, that's too bad.

Well, Ron was always such a slacker,

and this new partner's a genius.

Oh, that's good.

A total know-it-all genius

who thinks that I'm stupid and can't do anything.

So we're back to bad.

TIM: Heads up!

Got to wring her out.

Aah! Tim!

You tweeb!

You know, Kimmie, you've rubbed elbows

with some pretty famous scientists.

Maybe your partner isn't aware of that.

Yeah. She's a total Brainiac.

Some of the scientists I've met

are probably like rock stars to her.

Psst!

I can think of a certain rocket scientist

who's done some amazing work.

Professor Alanford.

Oh. Yeah... Alanford.

He's a good egg.

Thanks, Dad.

( Groaning, bones cracking )

Sorry, honey bunny.

( Clapping hands )

Oh... ah!

( Gasps )

It's the lab of my dreams!

Ready, honey bunny?

( Sheepish laugh )

Is it completely necessary to call me that?

I like "sugar booger," too.

Honey bunny it is, then.

( Frustrated groan )

Ron, we're running out of time.

I hear you, girlfriend.

Look, I'm willing to do my half of the work,

but you got to step up, too.

Monique, the system I worked out with Kim

has served me well over the years.

What system?! You did nothing!

Got to go with my strengths.

Okay,

you know what?

When you're ready to work,

that's when we get this party started.

( Buzzing )

( typing )

( whirring )

DRAKKEN: At last, a creature so terrifying,

so fearsome, so...

Aah!

What is that? ( loud panting )

Isn't he just the cutest thing?

Precious.

My mutant army must be vicious and bloodthirsty.

Cute and cuddly won't take over the world.

But I'm all about cute and cuddly.

Have you ever tried vicious and bloodthirsty?

Hmm... do you think I'd like it?

I know I do.

Oh, sugarfoot... I don't have any meanie DNA.

But I know where I can get some.

KIM: The Middleton Institute of Technology.

Justine, I think you're going to like this.

Look... they're making their own weather.

Cool, huh?

Pretty cutting edge, huh?

And I care why?

It's closed to all but the most

advanced scientists,

but I've gotten in.

Kim Possible! Welcome.

Professor Allenford, thank you so much

for taking time from your...

internationally acclaimed research.

Oh, don't be silly.

After the way you saved our satellite from orbit decay,

it's the least I can do.

It was just a little space walk

with a fraying tether line and a blown oxygen tank.

So not the drama.

Oh, and this is my partner, Justine.

Justine?

You're Justine Flanner!

You know her?

Miss Flanner,

I keep this here to inspire me.

The breakthroughs you've made in particle physics...

Eighth grade. Big year.

If you wouldn't mind,

uh, could you make this out to...

"Otto"?

So, why are we here again, Possible?

Never mind.

Here you go, Otto.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have a continuum disrupter to finish.

Oh, man.

Ted. Otto.

You'll never guess who's in my lab.

No, no. Bigger... bigger...

Bigger!

( Gasps )

Oh! This one is so sweet.

Amy, we're here for "nasty," remember?

Right. Nasty, nasty,

nasty, mmm...

KIM: Hold it.

Drakken.

And D-N-Amy?

Together?

BOTH: Kim Possible?!

You know Kim Possible?!

She's my arch-foe.

Well, you know what they say.

The enemy of my enemy is... awfully cute.

( Whimpers )

Okay, how weird is this?

Yeah, very. Thank you.

( Gasps )

Oh, here's a big beastie!

Grab it, and let's go!

( Grunting )

( grunting )

( cracking )

( gasps )

Bye, now.

SHEGO: Till next time, princess!

Almost ready, honey bunny.

You're the best!

I think you actually like her.

Oh, please.

I'm an evil manipulator, remember?

She's a pawn in my scheme.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

That... and, you like her.

Do not. Do so.

Do not... infinity.

? Drakken and Amy sittin' in a tree... ?

Shego!

( Musical tones )

( monstrous roaring )

What is that thing?!

KIM: She is so annoying.

MONIQUE: At least her partner

is willing to do something.

Try everything.

Maybe I should just start on the project.

I'm down with that, partner!

Ron! Oh?

( Rumbling )

( splashing )

Huh?

( Heavy pounding ) Earthquake?

Footsteps.

Must be some big feet.

Come on.

( Screams )

Taco!

( Beeping )

Go, Wade.

Kim, no sign of Drakken, but get this...

There's a ton of crazy calls about...

A dinosaur rampaging through Middleton?

How'd you know that?

It's hard to miss.

D-N-AMY: Look!

It's that meanie, Kim Possible!

That creature will maul her to bits.

( Evil chuckle )

This I want to see.

Um, I'll have a glazed, and, um...

Move it!

Hey! What?!

( All screaming )

( roaring )

Watch out, Shego!

( All yelling )

Huh? Ah! Ugh!

I think I know a way to stop the dino-thing.

I need you guys to distract it.

The distraction thing. No big.

You sure this isn't too much work for you?

This is not the time for hurtful sarcasm, Monique.

Trust me, come on.

( Pounding steps )

( grunting )

Ooh... aah!

Stop that! No!

Shame on you, you bad, bad beastie!

( Moaning )

Honey bunny, are you all right?

You saved me.

It was nothing.

Nothing? You risked your life... for me.

Oh, Amy, no one's ever done that before.

( Grunting )

Hurry up, Monique.

He's got a dino-sized appetite.

Ooh, donuts!

RON: Hey, hey, that's a distraction.

Need more speed.

More! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Maybe there's a way we can boost the motor.

I need a wrench.

No got.

Try Rufus.

Huh? Hello?

Turn that bolt.

Huh!

Hey, slow down!

( Roars )

What is that?

Yeah, it's a dino-thing,

but your disrupter is the solution.

I-It hasn't been properly tested.

Th-There's no power out here.

The communicator has, like, mega-batteries.

( Roaring )

We have doughnut launch!

Ooh, it's working!

Ready, Wade?

Good to go, Kim.

But...

Justine, it'll work.

The science is sound.

I read all your notes.

And you understood them?

Perfectly.

Okay, no. I had to look up

a ton of stuff, but I got through it.

Spanking!

( Loud rumbling )

( gasps )

( gasps )

Oh, no.

Well put.

( Shrieks )

Come on, Kim.

One... two...

Now.

It's operational!

It worked!! T worked!

We did it, Justine.

Well... mainly you did it, but, hey, I helped.

( All cheering )

Nice job... partner.

Amy, you're the woman for me.

( Giggles )

I knew it the moment I saw you.

Oh, Doctor!

I love everything about you!

Your homemade cookies,

your homemade creatures,

that way you wrinkle your nose

when you flout the laws of man and nature.

Oh, Amy, be mine.

You're sweet, but the truth is,

my heart belongs to another.

Eh... what?

D-N-AMY: I did some radical genetic mutation

on his hands and feet.

Isn't that romantic?

I hope we can still be friends.

( Echoing ): Shego!

Nice job, class.

You worked together to push the frontiers of science.

Ah, baking soda volcano.

A classic.

But you two expect me to believe...

that this hunk of junk can tear the fabric of time and space

just by the flip of a switch?

Come on!

No! No!

BARKIN: Possible!

KIM: Working on it.

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