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ALL: Mad Dogs here, we can play.

Watch our moves and you will say:

? Go, Mad Dogs ?

? Go, go, Mad Dogs ?

? Go, Mad Dogs ? ( grunts )

? Go, go, Mad Dogs. ? ( turns off music )

Hey!

Uh, Bonnie, you missed your cue

to back-flip hurky spring into the pyramid.

Uh, Kim, if you don't jump first,

how can I be on top?

For the millionth time, Bonnie,

I'm the top of this pyramid.

Using the back-flip hurky?

No offense, but that move went out

with the shade of that dress you're wearing.

Oh. I suppose you have a better move?

Uh, yeah...

The side-hurdler lift-up.

A little more this century.

( Gasps ): Bonnie!

Oh, that sounds great...

In the magical world of Not Gonna Happen.

( All grunt )

Mad Dog's in the house!

( Barks and howls )

( growls )

Ron, could you maybe not celebrate

the collapse of our pyramid?

But Mad Dog is ferociously amped.

Ain't nothin' jammin' up his positive vibe.

( Lively music playing ) Yeah!

Ladies... and Stoppable...

Quit your yammering and pack your bags.

The Middleton cheer squad's been picked to join the few,

the proud, the peppy.

We're going to cheer camp, ladies.

( Cheering ) And Stoppable.

( Echoing ): Camp, camp, camp, camp...

Did he say... ( gulps )

Camp, that's right.

Cheerleaders and mascots.

You got questions, comments or concerns?

Yes, yes and yes!

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

? There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

KIM: Come on, Ron.

I know you have camp issues, but this will be fun.

Do not use the words "camp" and "fun" in the same sentence.

Need I remind you of the horror

of Camp Wannaweep?

What's this plant?

( Ron screams )

Make the itching stop!

( Screeches )

( yells )

Leave me alone...

( screams )

I thought you conquered all your camp-related fears.

I thought so, too. Didn't.

But, Ron, cheer camp isn't even technically at a camp.

They hold it at Middleton Community College.

Really? N-No toxic lake? No.

No spooky woods? No.

No scary squirrels? Ron?

What? Whoa.

O-Okay, okay.

I guess camp at a college won't haunt my dreams.

That's the spirit.

Look! There it is.

There it goes.

Change of plans, people.

The campus is off-limits,

due to catastrophic plumbing problems.

So we're going home?

Negative.

We got lucky and landed an alternate venue.

Upperton University?

Nope. The sunny shores of Lake Gottagrin.

( Iaughter ) Here we go!

Come on, Ron.

What better way to erase the nightmare of Camp Wannaweep

than with a happy visit to Camp Gottagrin?

Happy? I like happy.

Maybe you're right.

This could be good for me.

I'm gonna be happy... Aah!

( Gasps )

( dramatic music plays ) This is the same lake, the same lake!

Have I been put on this earth to suffer?

Um, uh, could you cut the music?

I'm stressing here.

Uh, isn't this band camp?

RON: No. That's band camp,

right next to telecommunications camp,

which is right next to clown camp,

right next to science camp, also known as the camp

whose toxic runoff has polluted the lake

and will turn everyone into amphibious mutants!

Ron, stop wigging.

Let's get some down-low.

According to my toxicology scan,

the water in Lake Gottagrin is uncontaminated.

See? The lake's totally detoxed.

Look.

Busy little beavers.

Not a mutant in the bunch.

You can take the evil out of the lake,

but you can never take the lake out of the evil.

Ron, that so doesn't even make sense.

Doesn't it, Kim, doesn't it?!

Aah! Hey, guys,

it's the Middleton Mad Dog in the flesh!

Your moves are killer, dude!

Oh, give us a taste of that Mad Dog howl.

Ron, you can do this.

Mad Dog can do this.

Okay. For the squad.

( Howls and growls )

Whoa! Whoa, Mad Dog!

You're getting foam in my gill.

( Echoing ): Gill, gill, gill...

Remember me?

Not really, and I got to tell you,

I think I'd remember.

Oh, come on, Ronnie, think. Gil?

I am no longer Gil.

Now I am Gill!

Uh, what's the difference?

I added an "L."

You know, as in "Gill"?

As in fish things that grew when I mutated?

You can't win, Ronnie.

This is my element.

Sorry to bother you, Dr. Lurkin.

I just wanted to check on a patient... Gill...

You know... G-I-double-L,

the mutant spelling?

Oh, golly, no, it's one "L" again.

He's quite a success story.

100% human.

Even made the honor roll.

Where? At Mutant High?

Oh, no, it's a public school.

He's adjusted quite well.

Busy with extracurricular activities.

Inter-mutant swim team?

No. I believe he's on the football team.

Uh, he's... well, uh, what do they call it?

Uh... mascot.

( Door opens ) ( gasping )

Hey, Ronnie. Remember me?

Aah! Kim! Rufus! He's got me!

You bet I do! Noogie!

Hi, Kim. Can you believe it?

Ronnie and I are going to be roommates,

just like old times.

Am I mutating?

D-Do you see any webbing, scales, funky lips?

Try to keep an open mind. People can change.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Uh-oh! I think I feel a fork in my tongue.

Oh, you have got to be kidding.

( Nervous chuckle ): We're... roommates?

No way. Cabin nine?

Cabin nine. Okay, we have to deal.

Good. While you're dealing, I'm claiming the top bunk.

I wanted the top bunk.

Knew you would, but it's like the top of the pyramid, K...

My rightful place.

Say what? K.P.,

try to keep an open mind. ( groans )

( snoring )

( snoring continues )

( Kim groans )

( groans loudly )

( groans, gasps )

( snoring )

( groans )

WOMAN: Hello, Gottagriners!

Welcome, welcome, welcome

( cheering ) to camp kickoff!

You know, Kim,

I have some cover-up that'll help conceal

those monstrous bags under your eyes.

Wouldn't have bags under my eyes

if it weren't for your ferociously loud snoring.

( Gasps ): Me, snore?

Must've been the crickets.

Only if you inhaled them. ( growls )

Before we bring the Middleton High Cheer Squad onstage,

I've got a way fantastic announcement.

This year, the cheerleader with the most super-duper attitude

and mad cheer skills

will be awarded the Gottagrin Spirit Stick!

Let me hear you say yeah!

Might as well give it to me now.

Yeah... if it's for mad snore skills.

( Ron grunts )

Ronnie... What are you doing?!

You looked like you needed help.

Oh. Yeah. Thanks, Gil.

Hey, where's your outfit?

Oh, I want it to be a surprise.

Note... suspicious thing number five:

just because I'm paranoid

doesn't mean Gil isn't out to get me.

( Kim yawns loudly )

Aw, you're tired.

Maybe I should take the top spot on the pyramid.

That's sweet, but I've got a Spirit Stick to win.

ALL: Mad Dogs here, we can play.

Watch our moves, and you will say:

Go, Mad Dogs, go, go, Mad Dogs.

Go, Mad Dogs.

Go, go, mad Dogs. Whoa!

Oh!

Are you okay, Kim?

Super spirit, cheerleader!

Aw, hang in there, camper.

That's stick's not really made of gold, is it?

Gold plastic, but it's not what the Spirit Stick

is made out of, Ron.

It is what it represents.

What's that?

That Bonnie can't have it.

At least you can prove your roommate is up to no good.

Yo, Ronnie.

We're smores outside.

Try one. I added a special ingredient.

Hey, hey, thanks, roomie.

You rock.

( Chatters ): Smore?

Hey!

What are you doing?

Special ingredient?

Special mutating ingredient.

So wrong. I'm the one with the evil roomie here.

I got go.

I'm keeping my friends close and my enemies closer.

Hey, Gil, wait up.

( Chirping )

( snoring )

( door closes )

The game's afoot, Rufus.

( Yells )

Frog Fancy. Suspicious thing number 22.

Mm, suspicious thing number 23.

Oh, no.

I think we lost him.

He could be anywhere.

Stay close, Rufus.

Wannaweep is a dangerous and cursed place.

( Chattering )

It's a mutant footprint.

And it's fresh.

( Snoring )

( beeping )

Kim!

You know, Bonnie,

the path to the Spirit Stick isn't paved with tardiness.

I'm tardy because you unplugged my alarm clock.

( Gasps ): Is that what that clock was?

Kim, Gill's an evil mutant again.

Look, I have evidence.

A magazine?

And I saw a footprint.

Uh, freak-o.

Yes, a freaky footprint.

Look, Ron, I think before you accuse,

you need actual proof.

You want proof.

You can't handle the proof!

( Whistling )

Attention, happy campers!

Remain calm,

but there is a mutant among us!

Behold...

the muck monster.

Dude, what's your damage?

I wanted to surprise everyone with my mascot outfit.

Outfit? Wait, I...

Yeah, my school's team is the Brookdale Horned Toads.

But, but, you snuck out last night.

Yeah, to pick up my costume. What'd you do?

Follow me or something?

Follow? Well, I... I wouldn't say followed,

'cause that sounds, you know, paranoid and suspicious.

Loo... hoo... ser.

Hey, Mad Dog, why don't you roll over and play dead?

ALL ( chanting ): Loser! Loser! Loser!

( Soft sighs )

What is it? What's happening?

Oh, I'm just evening out my tan.

Hope I didn't wake you.

( Groans )

( Kim humming )

( teeth clicking )

All yours, roomie.

( Screams )

Kim!

Oops. Did I use up all the hot water again?

( Chuckles )

Hey, better hurry up or you'll be late for cheer practice.

Your wasting your time, Kim.

I'm not going to break.

Well, I'm not going to break, either.

So just because I'm a little paranoid,

the entire camp's out to get me.

And, you know, you'd think at some point

they'd run out of rotten vegetables to pelt me with.

ALL ( chanting ): Loser! Loser! Loser!

Communicator?

( Beeping )

Hey, Wade, what's the sitch?

WADE: Wannaweep update.

The lake is clean, but I scanned wider

and found a small grotto up the south shore.

Grotto. Always hated that word.

It's showing some weird readings.

How weird?

Evil mutant weird.

I knew it.

We got to find Kim. You she'll believe.

Hold up. I'm getting some static.

Looks like it's coming from telecommunications scan.

I think somebody's trying to...

Wade, wait. Speak to me.

( Whimpering )

Come on, Rufus, we're heading to the grotto.

Ooh, hate that word.

( Groans )

Yep, evil place.

At last, after searching night after night,

I have found my magic mucka.

Magic mucka?

Sounds worse than grotto.

( Bubbling )

( growling )

Creature from the Muck Lagoon.

( Music playing, people cheering )

Kim, Gill with the two L's is back.

Ron, got other things on my mind.

And now, representing the Brookdale Horned Toads,

let's show our fierce spirit for Gill Moss.

( Growling )

Now, that's a routine.

( Cheers )

Don't you screams get it?

This is my revenge.

It starts by turning you all into my mutant minions.

Oh, sure.

They don't throw fruit at him.

Ah, man!

( Growling )

( screaming )

( burping sounds )

Run for it. I'll...

Oh, right. I step aside, you save the world,

and suddenly you're taking home the Spirit Stick.

Bonnie,

this so isn't the time for... Look out!

Yuck.

Stoppable, get back here and save us.

Or, more specifically, me.

( Screaming )

Chill, Bonnie.

Ron knows exactly what he's doing.

I hope.

Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead.

Please don't be... ( dial tone )

Bingo; dial tone.

That makes the score Ron, one; double-L Gill, zero.

Okay, so now it's all tied up.

Hello, Squeab.

We meet again.

( Iaughing )

Whoa, mutant camouflage.

That would be so cool if...

Never mind.

Man, I got to thank you. Swapping swim time

with arts and crafts so many years ago,

was the best thing to ever happen to me.

I thought you hated being a mutant.

Hence the whole "revenge" business.

I did hate it,

but once I turned human, I missed

the immense power that comes with toxic-genetic mutation.

I guess it's a "grass is always greener" kind of thing, huh?

Right.

I want it to be greener.

So you sabotage the pipes

of the community college

knowing we'd all be relocated to Gottagrin.

And now I'm going to slim the campers

of all the camps around Lake Wannaweep.

And guess what? ( whimpers )

You're first.

( Burping )

Dang, fell for that one last time.

( Grunts and groans )

Bonnie, hand me your nail file.

I can use it to cut us out of here.

You? You're not getting all the credit.

I'm cutting us out of here.

( Groaning )

( gasps )

For pity sake, not again.

( Groans ): Fine.

Take it already.

( Panting )

Let's finish this

so I can go blast the rest

of the camps in peace.

( Burping )

( chuckles )

Poor Squeab.

He could run, but he couldn't hide.

( Grunting )

As of right now,

Ron Stoppable is all done running.

Yeah.

It's the only way.

( Grunts )

( whimpers )

( roaring )

( gasps and coughs )

BARKIN: You know, no matter how many times

you get slimmed by a genetic mutant,

you never quite get used to it.

We got to find Gill.

Looks like he already hit band camp.

BARKIN: That's science camp.

KIM: He's heading to clown camp.

Those poor clowns.

( Screaming )

( loud burp )

( laughing )

Hey, Gill, excuse you.

Ronnie, you're a... what is that?

A chipmunk or something?

Actually, I think I'm a beaver.

I guess when you plunge head first into a toxic pool

you never exactly know what you're going to get?

Eat muck, chipmunk.

( Loud burp )

It's beaver.

( Grunting )

( gasps )

It's Gill and Ron.

And he's... a chipmunk?

STOPPABLE: Beaver. I'm a beaver.

Told you he knew what he was doing... I think.

( Burping )

( screaming )

( laughing )

( gasps )

Mr. Barkin, we're going to need a lift.

Prepare to launch.

Fire one.

Fire two. Now, hold up. I... ( screams )

Go.

A back-flip hurkey spring.

And a side-hurdler lift-up.

That's a little more this century.

( Gasps )

( screams )

What better way to catch a huge fish

than with a huge net.

Way to go, Beaver Boy.

Oh, yeah!

( Groans )

Wow, it's good to be human again.

Although I really wanted to build a dam, you know,

just for the experience.

Mr. Stoppable, I owe you an apology.

I... I really thought Gill had changed.

He did, in a more evil take-over-the-world kind of way.

I can only blame myself.

I just didn't set enough limits for him.

This isn't over, Squeab.

This is far from over.

That's enough out of you, young man.

No TV for a week.

( Groans )

Thanks for the help, K.P.

I seriously couldn't have done it without you.

No, big.

As much as it pains me to say it,

I couldn't have done it without Bonnie.

Shh. They're awarding

the Spirit Stick.

Okay, cheer-people,

we've all had a wild week,

but it takes more than a rampaging muck monster

to stop the Gottagrin spirit.

So the Spirit Stick

goes to Shark kid from West Wakewater High.

Go... Sharks.

Huh. After all that, we got nothing.

I mean, we do we take away from this?

Who cares what we take from it? I lost.

Bonnie, there's always something

you can learn from any experience.

Even if you lose.

Normally, I'd say we learn

that suspicion and paranoia is bad,

except that's what saved us.

True.

Well, maybe we learned

that... I don't know.

I didn't learn anything.

That's it.

Looking at you two it's so clear.

GIRLS: What is so clear?

If you two had set aside

your differences earlier,

one of you could have won that Spirit Stick.

That's the lesson here.

( Girls groans )

How about cheer camp stinks?

Yeah. Agreed.

Yeah, it works for me.

Oh, yeah.

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