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WADE: Next up, thermal-imaging sunglasses.

Wear 'em after dark... Night vision.

Practical and flossy.

Can this technology

be used instead of a night light?

Not that I sleep with one.

Every single night...

since you were four.

There were monsters in my toy box!

Moving along.

I saved the best for last.

Class ring, cool.

I can go undercover as a senior.

Really? Give me some of that.

( Gasps )

Oops. Laser ring.

More than just laser function.

Maybe you better tell me now.

Before I'm bald.

Hey!

Not that there's anything wrong with bald.

On you, it's good.

The ring is also a backup micro-mini communicator...

electro decoding...

Wade, you're breaking up.

Got some tech glitches on my end.

Let me get back to you.

Wade out.

Okay, eyes and ears.

Talent show sign-ups are now open.

Due to the litigious nature of last year's show,

flaming chainsaw juggling will not be permitted.

Step aside, people.

This is all just a formality.

My older sibs have won this contest

the last four years straight.

I'm not about to break a Rockwaller family tradition.

Oh, please, Bonnie, I just ate.

Just trying to save my fellow students

from utter humiliation.

And you're talent is what, singing?

Your own praises.

Acting? Obnoxious.

Try ballet.

12 years intensive training.

( Cheering )

Can you believe her?

Someone really needs to put Bonnie in her place.

One slice of humble pie coming right up.

( Gasps )

I'm impressed, Ron.

That took a lot of guts.

No guts, no glory.

I didn't even know you had a talent.

Oh, no, no, no. I don't.

That's why I signed you up.

You did what?

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

? There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

Ron, I cannot believe

you signed me up for the talent show

without even asking me.

Do you not comprehend how critically wrong that is?

Let's stick to the facts.

Fact one: you are signed up.

Fact two: you won't give Bonnie the satisfaction

of backing out now.

Fact three.

I know 16 styles of kung fu.

You really need to take this unproductive anger

you're feeling towards me and channel it into your act,

don't you think?

You are so flawed.

Kim, you there?

What's the sitch, Wade?

Trouble.

Professor Dementor has stolen

a top secret, experimental teleportation module.

Teleportation. As in the ability

to transport stuff through the air?

Through the telephone.

That's the "tele" part.

Yeah.

I think I've got a lead on Dementor's hideout.

Check out these satellite scans.

On our way.

Thanks for the lift, MC Honey.

Ain't no thing, K.

If you hadn't been there when my demo tape got jacked,

I would have never blown up like I did.

No big.

( Gasps )

Whoa!

Check it.

That girl's moves are way phat.

Phat? They're obese, yo.

So how exactly are you planning to spank Bonnie

in the talent show?

You know, a dramatic monologue is always classy,

though lacking in the razzle-dazzle factor.

KIM: Game time.

You know what's a real crowd pleaser?

Balloon animals.

Balloons.

You could be Kimbo The Clown.

Look, Ron, I'm not sure

I even have a talent, okay?

Uh, hello? Are you forgetting?

Kim Possible... She can do anything.

Just pick something and blow Bonnie off the stage.

Well, I did do some singing.

You know, back in the day.

( Humming )

? Silent night, holy night... ?

Perfect.

A show-stopping original song.

Okay, I'll get to work on producing the track,

Rufus will handle the lyrics and choreography.

? Ay-o, Ay-o ?

Sensors in the floor extra sensitive.

Even Rufus' weight would set these off.

( Gasps )

Hey, I told you not to grande-size

that chimurrito.

Guess we do this old school.

The teleportation module.

( Alarm beeping ) ( gasps )

I was just looking for the dressing room.

( Gasps )

( grunts )

I'll take my invention back,

if you don't mind.

Your invention? As if.

What's that supposed to mean?

You come into my lair and accuse?

I invented it! I named it!

The transportulator.

My legs are cold.

Can we get the boy a towel or something?

I think this is

a little uncomfortable for everyone!

( Grunts )

DEMENTOR: What?

KIM: Ron, Rufus, here.

DEMENTOR: The transportulator!

Wait up! Almost there!

One teleportation module recovered.

Great work, guys.

Yeah, but why did Dementor say

it was his invention?

So he lied?

No shocker there.

I know, but he even named it.

It just seems, I don't know, strange.

Kim, villains and lying go together

like burritos and hot sauce.

It is what they do.

I guess so.

Here are the coordinates for the rendezvous point.

The rightful owners of the transport... uh,

teleportation module will meet you there.

I'm thinking you do a melody of Brittina's greatest hits.

Ooh, ooh! With special lyrics about saving the world.

Let's see Bonnie Ballerina top that.

Uh, Ron,

about my singing,

there's something you should know.

? Silent night ?

? Holy night ?

( Off key ): ? All is calm ?

( Gasping )

? All is bright... ?

This is bad, Kim.

You're going to risk our reputation

in front of the entire school

and you can't even hit the high notes?

Fact one: it's my reputation on the line here.

Fact two: you are the one who got me into this.

And fact three: I can and will hit the high notes.

I can do anything.

That's exactly what I wanted to hear you say, K.P.

You start rehearsals tomorrow.

( Deep voice ): Place the item

on the floor and exit the hangar.

Something's not right here.

Place the item on the floor and exit the hangar.

Wade, come in.

What up, Kim?

We're at the rendezvous point,

but somebody woke up

on the weird side of the bed today.

It's cool. I forgot to warn you.

The teleportation team members are super security freaks.

No personal contact allowed.

Let's leave it and bail.

You need to rest those vocal cords.

You sure this is legit, Wade?

Chill, Kim.

I just ran a bio-DNA scan on the hangar.

It's them.

( Deep voice ): Place the item

on the floor and exit the hangar.

Thank you, Ms. Possible.

Thank you for falling for it...

( regular voice ): hook, line and sinker.

( Beeping )

I told you, Shego.

This is my greatest plan yet.

Yeah, like the bar was set so high.

Now that I've created a cyber clone

of Kim Possible's trusted techno buddy,

I shall trick her into doing all my evil bidding for me.

( Iaughs )

You know what?

I'm going to save some for later.

Ron, I think we're lost.

Shh! You're going to give away our position.

Hmm.

You sure, buddy?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

We have T-minus

three minutes and counting.

Is it really necessary to spy on Bonnie's rehearsal like this?

We have to gather some intel

on your competition.

I just can't see

Bonnie doing 12 hard years of ballet lessons.

Hour after hour staring at herself

in a giant mirror? Yeah, believe it.

Oh-oh.

How great could her act be?

She probably... whoo.

( "The Russian Dance" playing )

She's got fog.

Did I mention the finale

where I fly out over the audience, Kim?

( Angry grunt )

DRAKEN: With this teleportation module

I shall be able to instantly transport myself

into any high security area I please.

Imagine it, Shego.

The sky's the limit.

Fort Knox, the Louvre...

Or into the "ten items or less" line

with 11 items, huh?

Exactly!

Wait.

Was that a serious suggestion or are you mocking me?

Yeah, I'd say about 30% serious, 70% mock.

Ah! Plug it in!

Long-distance charges are separate, of course,

but with this capability, we can afford it.

Shego!

Yeah, this is not going to work.

No! Where's the universal teleportation adapter?

I'm guessing not here.

Blast!

You send a hero to do a villain's work

and this is what you get.

All right, I infiltrate Dementor's fortress and get it.

Don't wait up.

Not necessary, Shego.

We'll simply have Kim Possible finish the job for us.

( Squeaks )

Bonnie, do you mind?

We're rehearsing here.

Oh, I know, Kim,

I just came by to inspire you.

( Voice breaking ): ? ...night ?

? All is calm... ?

( Groaning )

Those high notes are a little nasty for you, huh, Kim?

That was a long time ago.

Hit it, Rufus!

? If you find your world is keeping in ?

That's right. You can do it.

? You can bet you're gonna need a friend ?

? Someone to take those fears away, away... ?

( Voice breaking ): ? Away... say the word. ?

See you at the show tomorrow night!

If you even have the guts to come.

( Growling )

Maybe we could rewrite the song.

You know, just stay away from the high...

( phone ringing )

What's the sitch, Wade?

Kim, you've got to go back

to Dementor's lab and the universal

teleportation adapter your forgot.

An adapter?

Now. It's quite urgent.

I don't get it. The important thing is that we got

the transporter thingy away from the bad guys, right?

What's the big about the adapter?

The big is...

That I need... Or rather you... It's...

Look, just do it, okay?

Fine, Wade. Chill already.

There. Still plugged in the wall,

into the phone line.

Ron, teleporting

has nothing to do with telephoning.

It's all fiber optics, Kim.

Returning to the scene of the crime, hero thief?

( Yells )

Bring me back my adapter!

Where are they?

The talent show starts in a couple hours.

And I still have to finish mixing your track.

Why don't you and Rufus head back now?

Finish the prep work.

Okay, sounds like a plan. We'll see you

at the show.

( Phone rings )

Kim? They're here.

About time.

Same procedure. No contact.

Oh, whatever.

SPEAKER: Place the item on the floor

and exit the hangar.

( Phone ringing )

Hey, Kim.

Sorry I've been out of contact

for the last few days.

What?

Somebody whacked out

my whole system with a virus.

You. What are you doing here?

Kim, this guy's a fake.

Takes one to know one. Fraud.

I'm tracking you. Yeah? Well, then,

I'm tracking you as well.

Kim Possible, place the item on the floor

and exit the hangar.

Doubt it.

WADE: Kim, I've got the source of the hack.

No, you don't.

Uh, you're the fake.

Drakken.

Ever hear of knocking?

So, Kim Possible,

I'll bet you're wondering

what horrible fate I've devised

for you this time.

Surprise me.

Oh, you teenagers and your sass.

Just want to... wow.

Okay, first.

You'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next.

You will be dropped into this bottomless chasm.

Then the chasm will be filled with water.

Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid

will then be released

into the water.

Huh? Well, wait, if the chasm is bottomless,

how can you fill it with water?

It's very, very deep, all right?

And, lastly,

I shall freeze over the top of the water

with a six-foot layer of solid glacial ice.

Any questions?

Not if you're going to get all snippy.

Ah, beats humiliation at the talent show, I guess.

Hah!

Now, that really ought to do it.

Where can she be?

( Phone ringing )

My ring is ringing?

Kim, you there?

Wade, you don't know how happy I am to see you.

It is really you, right?

The one and only.

I've already pinpointed your location.

The authorities are on the way.

Okay, next crisis... I'm supposed to be

onstage at the talent show in ten minutes.

I'll tell Ron to stall.

Please and thank you.

Now, remind me... What else does this ring do?

( Phone ringing )

WADE: Ron, it's Wade.

Kim got a little... tied up.

Federal mint, here we come!

( Mechanical tones )

RECORDING: We're sorry, your call

cannot be completed as dialed.

( Yells )

What do you have to do, dial nine?

( Crowd gasps )

Kim's up next. We need to buy her some time.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

( Applause, cheers )

I don't see Kim around.

Oh, she'll be here...

I hope.

I'd like to take this opportunity

to thank everyone for coming tonight,

particularly after last year's unfortunate lion-taming melee.

Our next performer is a last-minute entry...

Ron Stoppable.

But what am I supposed to do?

Wing it.

Uh... Hi.

Okay. I didn't really prepare any...

( piano playing )

How's everybody doing tonight?

Having a good time?

( Playing "Star-Spangled Banner )"

( drumroll )

( gasping, coughing )

( playing a tune )

( inhales )

? Help! ?

( Bashing )

( applause )

Ron Stoppable, everyone.

And now, our final contestant of the evening... Kim Possible.

Possible?!

Is she here?

( Ringing )

You better answer it.

Never fails.

I hate call waiting.

Hello!

Mother... not now.

I'm very busy.

KIM: He'll call you back.

What? How did...? How did... the chains and the shark

and the squid and the ice and...

Oh, I thought this time...

( choking )

Which part of "She can do anything"

do you not comprehend?

It really does work like a phone.

Last call for Kim Possible.

( Phone ringing )

Okay, then.

( Audience gasps )

( music plays )

( gasps )

? I'm on it ?

? I got it ?

? I can do anything ?

? What you need, got your back ?

? Just say the word, I'm there ?

? If you find your world is caving in ?

? You can bet you're gonna need a friend ?

? Someone to take those fears away... ?

? Away... away... ?

? Say the word, make a call and I'll be there ?

? Any time, anywhere, have you heard ?

? That I'm all about saving your world? ?

? All you have to do is... ?

( Whispers ): ? Say the word. ?

And the winner of the Middleton High annual talent show is...

Ron Stoppable.

What?

Proving that quantity

is indeed better than quality.

No way.

What? Huh?

So much for the Rockwaller family tradition, huh, Bonnie?

BONNIE: ( growling )

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