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WADE: Next up,
thermal-imaging sunglasses.
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Wear 'em after dark...
Night vision.
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Practical and flossy.
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Can this technology
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be used instead
of a night light?
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Not that I sleep with one.
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Every single night...
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since you were four.
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There were monsters
in my toy box!
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Moving along.
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I saved the best for last.
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Class ring, cool.
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I can go undercover as a senior.
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Really? Give me some of that.
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( Gasps )
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Oops. Laser ring.
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More than just laser function.
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Maybe you better tell me now.
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Before I'm bald.
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Hey!
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Not that there's
anything wrong with bald.
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On you, it's good.
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The ring is also a backup
micro-mini communicator...
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electro decoding...
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Wade, you're breaking up.
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Got some tech
glitches on my end.
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Let me get back to you.
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Wade out.
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Okay, eyes and ears.
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Talent show sign-ups
are now open.
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Due to the litigious
nature of last year's show,
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flaming chainsaw juggling
will not be permitted.
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Step aside, people.
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This is all just a formality.
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My older sibs have
won this contest
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the last four years straight.
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I'm not about to break a
Rockwaller family tradition.
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Oh, please, Bonnie, I just ate.
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Just trying to save
my fellow students
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from utter humiliation.
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And you're talent is
what, singing?
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Your own praises.
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Acting? Obnoxious.
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Try ballet.
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12 years intensive training.
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( Cheering )
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Can you believe her?
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Someone really needs to
put Bonnie in her place.
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One slice of humble
pie coming right up.
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( Gasps )
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I'm impressed, Ron.
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That took a lot of guts.
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No guts, no glory.
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I didn't even know
you had a talent.
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Oh, no, no, no. I don't.
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That's why I signed you up.
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You did what?
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? Oh, yeah, yeah ?
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? I'm your basic average girl ?
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? And I'm here to
save the world ?
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? You can't stop
me 'cause I'm... ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? There is nothing I can't do ?
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? When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ?
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? Know that I am on my way ?
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? It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ?
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? If you just call my name ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? When you want to page
me, it's okay ?
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? Whenever you need me, baby ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ?
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? Doesn't matter when ?
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? I will be there for
you till the very end ?
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? Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ?
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? You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ?
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Ron, I cannot believe
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you signed me up
for the talent show
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without even asking me.
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Do you not comprehend how
critically wrong that is?
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Let's stick to the facts.
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Fact one: you are signed up.
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Fact two: you won't give
Bonnie the satisfaction
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of backing out now.
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Fact three.
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I know 16 styles of kung fu.
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You really need to take
this unproductive anger
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you're feeling towards me
and channel it into your act,
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don't you think?
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You are so flawed.
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Kim, you there?
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What's the sitch, Wade?
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Trouble.
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Professor Dementor has stolen
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a top secret,
experimental teleportation module.
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Teleportation. As in the ability
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to transport stuff
through the air?
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Through the telephone.
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That's the "tele" part.
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Yeah.
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I think I've got a lead
on Dementor's hideout.
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Check out these satellite scans.
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On our way.
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Thanks for the lift, MC Honey.
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Ain't no thing, K.
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If you hadn't been there
when my demo tape got jacked,
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I would have never
blown up like I did.
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No big.
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( Gasps )
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Whoa!
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Check it.
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That girl's moves are way phat.
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Phat? They're obese, yo.
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So how exactly are you
planning to spank Bonnie
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in the talent show?
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You know, a dramatic
monologue is always classy,
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though lacking in the
razzle-dazzle factor.
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KIM: Game time.
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You know what's a
real crowd pleaser?
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Balloon animals.
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Balloons.
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You could be Kimbo The Clown.
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Look, Ron, I'm not sure
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I even have a talent, okay?
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Uh, hello? Are you forgetting?
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Kim Possible...
She can do anything.
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Just pick something and
blow Bonnie off the stage.
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Well, I did do some singing.
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You know, back in the day.
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( Humming )
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? Silent night, holy night... ?
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Perfect.
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A show-stopping original song.
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Okay, I'll get to work
on producing the track,
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Rufus will handle the
lyrics and choreography.
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? Ay-o, Ay-o ?
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Sensors in the floor
extra sensitive.
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Even Rufus' weight
would set these off.
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( Gasps )
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Hey,
I told you not to grande-size
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that chimurrito.
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Guess we do this old school.
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The teleportation module.
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( Alarm beeping ) ( gasps )
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I was just looking
for the dressing room.
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( Gasps )
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( grunts )
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I'll take my invention back,
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if you don't mind.
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Your invention? As if.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You come into my
lair and accuse?
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I invented it! I named it!
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The transportulator.
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My legs are cold.
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Can we get the boy a
towel or something?
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I think this is
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a little uncomfortable
for everyone!
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( Grunts )
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DEMENTOR: What?
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KIM: Ron, Rufus, here.
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DEMENTOR: The transportulator!
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Wait up! Almost there!
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One teleportation
module recovered.
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Great work, guys.
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Yeah, but why did Dementor say
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it was his invention?
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So he lied?
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No shocker there.
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I know, but he even named it.
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It just seems,
I don't know, strange.
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Kim,
villains and lying go together
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like burritos and hot sauce.
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It is what they do.
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I guess so.
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Here are the coordinates
for the rendezvous point.
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The rightful owners of
the transport... uh,
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teleportation module
will meet you there.
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I'm thinking you do a melody
of Brittina's greatest hits.
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Ooh, ooh! With special lyrics
about saving the world.
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Let's see Bonnie
Ballerina top that.
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Uh, Ron,
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about my singing,
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there's something
you should know.
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? Silent night ?
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? Holy night ?
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( Off key ): ? All is calm ?
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( Gasping )
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? All is bright... ?
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This is bad, Kim.
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You're going to
risk our reputation
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in front of the entire school
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and you can't even
hit the high notes?
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Fact one: it's my
reputation on the line here.
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Fact two: you are the
one who got me into this.
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And fact three: I can and
will hit the high notes.
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I can do anything.
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That's exactly what I
wanted to hear you say, K.P.
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You start rehearsals tomorrow.
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( Deep voice ): Place the item
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on the floor and
exit the hangar.
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Something's not right here.
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Place the item on the
floor and exit the hangar.
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Wade, come in.
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What up, Kim?
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We're at the rendezvous point,
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but somebody woke up
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on the weird side
of the bed today.
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It's cool. I forgot to warn you.
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The teleportation team members
are super security freaks.
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No personal contact allowed.
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Let's leave it and bail.
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You need to rest
those vocal cords.
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You sure this is legit, Wade?
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Chill, Kim.
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I just ran a bio-DNA
scan on the hangar.
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It's them.
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( Deep voice ): Place the item
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on the floor and
exit the hangar.
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Thank you, Ms. Possible.
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Thank you for falling for it...
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( regular voice ):
hook, line and sinker.
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( Beeping )
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I told you, Shego.
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This is my greatest plan yet.
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Yeah,
like the bar was set so high.
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Now that I've
created a cyber clone
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of Kim Possible's
trusted techno buddy,
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I shall trick her into doing
all my evil bidding for me.
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( Iaughs )
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You know what?
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I'm going to save
some for later.
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Ron, I think we're lost.
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Shh! You're going to
give away our position.
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Hmm.
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You sure, buddy?
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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We have T-minus
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three minutes and counting.
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Is it really necessary to spy
on Bonnie's rehearsal like this?
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We have to gather some intel
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on your competition.
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I just can't see
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Bonnie doing 12 hard
years of ballet lessons.
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Hour after hour
staring at herself
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in a giant mirror?
Yeah, believe it.
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Oh-oh.
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How great could her act be?
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She probably... whoo.
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( "The Russian Dance" playing )
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She's got fog.
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Did I mention the finale
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where I fly out over the
audience, Kim?
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( Angry grunt )
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DRAKEN: With this
teleportation module
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I shall be able to
instantly transport myself
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into any high security
area I please.
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Imagine it, Shego.
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The sky's the limit.
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Fort Knox, the Louvre...
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Or into the "ten
items or less" line
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with 11 items, huh?
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Exactly!
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Wait.
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Was that a serious suggestion
or are you mocking me?
268
00:10:53,182 --> 00:10:56,641
Yeah, I'd say about 30%
serious, 70% mock.
269
00:10:56,648 --> 00:10:58,187
Ah! Plug it in!
270
00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,269
Long-distance charges are
separate, of course,
271
00:11:00,273 --> 00:11:02,902
but with this capability,
we can afford it.
272
00:11:02,907 --> 00:11:04,906
Shego!
273
00:11:04,911 --> 00:11:06,700
Yeah, this is not going to work.
274
00:11:06,703 --> 00:11:09,492
No! Where's the universal
teleportation adapter?
275
00:11:09,498 --> 00:11:10,787
I'm guessing not here.
276
00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:12,169
Blast!
277
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,881
You send a hero to
do a villain's work
278
00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:15,384
and this is what you get.
279
00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:18,126
All right, I infiltrate
Dementor's fortress and get it.
280
00:11:18,132 --> 00:11:19,261
Don't wait up.
281
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,932
Not necessary, Shego.
282
00:11:20,936 --> 00:11:25,396
We'll simply have Kim Possible
finish the job for us.
283
00:11:26,234 --> 00:11:27,773
( Squeaks )
284
00:11:27,777 --> 00:11:29,066
Bonnie, do you mind?
285
00:11:29,069 --> 00:11:30,818
We're rehearsing here.
286
00:11:30,822 --> 00:11:32,281
Oh, I know, Kim,
287
00:11:32,284 --> 00:11:34,453
I just came by to inspire you.
288
00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:36,707
( Voice breaking ): ? ...night ?
289
00:11:36,711 --> 00:11:39,580
? All is calm... ?
290
00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:41,425
( Groaning )
291
00:11:41,429 --> 00:11:43,718
Those high notes are a little
nasty for you, huh, Kim?
292
00:11:43,722 --> 00:11:45,471
That was a long time ago.
293
00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:46,635
Hit it, Rufus!
294
00:11:48,019 --> 00:11:50,098
? If you find your
world is keeping in ?
295
00:11:50,102 --> 00:11:51,981
That's right. You can do it.
296
00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:55,064
? You can bet you're
gonna need a friend ?
297
00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:59,569
? Someone to take those fears
away, away... ?
298
00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:03,366
( Voice breaking ): ? Away...
say the word. ?
299
00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:05,082
See you at the show
tomorrow night!
300
00:12:05,086 --> 00:12:07,255
If you even have
the guts to come.
301
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,379
( Growling )
302
00:12:08,381 --> 00:12:09,840
Maybe we could rewrite the song.
303
00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:11,473
You know,
just stay away from the high...
304
00:12:11,476 --> 00:12:12,595
( phone ringing )
305
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:13,677
What's the sitch, Wade?
306
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,099
Kim, you've got to go back
307
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,311
to Dementor's lab
and the universal
308
00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:19,395
teleportation
adapter your forgot.
309
00:12:19,399 --> 00:12:20,648
An adapter?
310
00:12:20,651 --> 00:12:22,320
Now. It's quite urgent.
311
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,493
I don't get it.
The important thing is that we got
312
00:12:24,497 --> 00:12:26,866
the transporter thingy away
from the bad guys, right?
313
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,410
What's the big
about the adapter?
314
00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:29,622
The big is...
315
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,794
That I need...
Or rather you... It's...
316
00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:33,208
Look, just do it, okay?
317
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,341
Fine, Wade. Chill already.
318
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,820
There.
Still plugged in the wall,
319
00:12:47,824 --> 00:12:50,113
into the phone line.
320
00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:52,077
Ron, teleporting
321
00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:53,740
has nothing to do
with telephoning.
322
00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:56,492
It's all fiber optics, Kim.
323
00:12:56,498 --> 00:13:00,748
Returning to the scene of the
crime, hero thief?
324
00:13:04,681 --> 00:13:06,010
( Yells )
325
00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:09,603
Bring me back my adapter!
326
00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:15,194
Where are they?
327
00:13:15,198 --> 00:13:17,117
The talent show starts
in a couple hours.
328
00:13:17,121 --> 00:13:19,160
And I still have to
finish mixing your track.
329
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,743
Why don't you and
Rufus head back now?
330
00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:21,955
Finish the prep work.
331
00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,667
Okay, sounds like a plan.
We'll see you
332
00:13:23,671 --> 00:13:24,631
at the show.
333
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:25,672
( Phone rings )
334
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:26,673
Kim? They're here.
335
00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:27,676
About time.
336
00:13:27,678 --> 00:13:29,676
Same procedure. No contact.
337
00:13:29,681 --> 00:13:30,840
Oh, whatever.
338
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:32,891
SPEAKER: Place the
item on the floor
339
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,225
and exit the hangar.
340
00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:35,307
( Phone ringing )
341
00:13:35,309 --> 00:13:36,309
Hey, Kim.
342
00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:37,730
Sorry I've been out of contact
343
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,732
for the last few days.
344
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,735
What?
345
00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:40,986
Somebody whacked out
346
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:42,028
my whole system with a virus.
347
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,949
You. What are you doing here?
348
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,572
Kim, this guy's a fake.
349
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,495
Takes one to know one. Fraud.
350
00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,918
I'm tracking you.
Yeah? Well, then,
351
00:13:49,923 --> 00:13:51,372
I'm tracking you as well.
352
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,634
Kim Possible,
place the item on the floor
353
00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:54,799
and exit the hangar.
354
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,381
Doubt it.
355
00:13:57,385 --> 00:13:59,594
WADE: Kim,
I've got the source of the hack.
356
00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:01,097
No, you don't.
357
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,099
Uh, you're the fake.
358
00:14:03,104 --> 00:14:04,313
Drakken.
359
00:14:04,316 --> 00:14:06,486
Ever hear of knocking?
360
00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:12,287
So, Kim Possible,
361
00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:14,037
I'll bet you're wondering
362
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,710
what horrible fate I've devised
363
00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:16,963
for you this time.
364
00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:17,966
Surprise me.
365
00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:19,876
Oh, you teenagers and your sass.
366
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,470
Just want to... wow.
367
00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:26,687
Okay, first.
368
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:30,980
You'll be sealed in a
reinforced titanium box. Next.
369
00:14:30,988 --> 00:14:33,937
You will be dropped into
this bottomless chasm.
370
00:14:33,943 --> 00:14:36,492
Then the chasm will
be filled with water.
371
00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:40,446
Then, man-eating sharks
and a giant squid
372
00:14:40,453 --> 00:14:42,542
will then be released
373
00:14:42,546 --> 00:14:43,875
into the water.
374
00:14:43,878 --> 00:14:46,547
Huh? Well, wait,
if the chasm is bottomless,
375
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,343
how can you fill it with water?
376
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:51,967
It's very, very deep, all right?
377
00:14:51,971 --> 00:14:53,730
And, lastly,
378
00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:56,523
I shall freeze over
the top of the water
379
00:14:56,528 --> 00:15:00,817
with a six-foot layer
of solid glacial ice.
380
00:15:00,825 --> 00:15:02,324
Any questions?
381
00:15:02,328 --> 00:15:04,117
Not if you're going
to get all snippy.
382
00:15:04,121 --> 00:15:06,331
Ah, beats humiliation at
the talent show, I guess.
383
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,088
Hah!
384
00:15:36,171 --> 00:15:38,421
Now, that really ought to do it.
385
00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:55,368
Where can she be?
386
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:58,572
( Phone ringing )
387
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,710
My ring is ringing?
388
00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:05,545
Kim, you there?
389
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,927
Wade, you don't know how
happy I am to see you.
390
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:08,759
It is really you, right?
391
00:16:08,763 --> 00:16:09,972
The one and only.
392
00:16:09,975 --> 00:16:11,644
I've already pinpointed
your location.
393
00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:13,227
The authorities are on the way.
394
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,229
Okay, next crisis...
I'm supposed to be
395
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:17,312
onstage at the talent
show in ten minutes.
396
00:16:17,317 --> 00:16:18,366
I'll tell Ron to stall.
397
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,657
Please and thank you.
398
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:22,320
Now, remind me...
What else does this ring do?
399
00:16:30,177 --> 00:16:32,086
( Phone ringing )
400
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,719
WADE: Ron, it's Wade.
401
00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:35,723
Kim got a little... tied up.
402
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,144
Federal mint, here we come!
403
00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:46,150
( Mechanical tones )
404
00:16:46,153 --> 00:16:47,492
RECORDING: We're
sorry, your call
405
00:16:47,495 --> 00:16:48,914
cannot be completed as dialed.
406
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,116
( Yells )
407
00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:51,459
What do you have to
do, dial nine?
408
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,255
( Crowd gasps )
409
00:16:56,589 --> 00:16:58,928
Kim's up next.
We need to buy her some time.
410
00:16:58,933 --> 00:16:59,933
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
411
00:17:02,268 --> 00:17:04,478
( Applause, cheers )
412
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:10,187
I don't see Kim around.
413
00:17:10,191 --> 00:17:11,610
Oh, she'll be here...
414
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:12,693
I hope.
415
00:17:16,831 --> 00:17:18,500
I'd like to take
this opportunity
416
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,833
to thank everyone
for coming tonight,
417
00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:24,257
particularly after last year's
unfortunate lion-taming melee.
418
00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:27,592
Our next performer is
a last-minute entry...
419
00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:28,638
Ron Stoppable.
420
00:17:31,064 --> 00:17:32,644
But what am I supposed to do?
421
00:17:33,778 --> 00:17:34,778
Wing it.
422
00:17:42,242 --> 00:17:43,581
Uh... Hi.
423
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,913
Okay.
I didn't really prepare any...
424
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,457
( piano playing )
425
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:13,587
How's everybody doing tonight?
426
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:14,711
Having a good time?
427
00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:49,644
( Playing "Star-Spangled
Banner )"
428
00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:14,386
( drumroll )
429
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,574
( gasping, coughing )
430
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:38,467
( playing a tune )
431
00:19:41,191 --> 00:19:42,770
( inhales )
432
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:46,893
? Help! ?
433
00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:58,504
( Bashing )
434
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,511
( applause )
435
00:20:03,726 --> 00:20:05,425
Ron Stoppable, everyone.
436
00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:10,058
And now, our final contestant
of the evening... Kim Possible.
437
00:20:10,066 --> 00:20:12,065
Possible?!
438
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,480
Is she here?
439
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:16,443
( Ringing )
440
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:17,447
You better answer it.
441
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:18,697
Never fails.
442
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,869
I hate call waiting.
443
00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:21,121
Hello!
444
00:20:21,124 --> 00:20:22,873
Mother... not now.
445
00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:24,296
I'm very busy.
446
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:26,708
KIM: He'll call you back.
447
00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:30,172
What? How did...? How did...
the chains and the shark
448
00:20:30,178 --> 00:20:32,427
and the squid and the ice and...
449
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,181
Oh, I thought this time...
450
00:20:34,185 --> 00:20:36,514
( choking )
451
00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,227
Which part of "She
can do anything"
452
00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:39,571
do you not comprehend?
453
00:20:43,029 --> 00:20:44,908
It really does
work like a phone.
454
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,952
Last call for Kim Possible.
455
00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:50,038
( Phone ringing )
456
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:53,544
Okay, then.
457
00:20:54,347 --> 00:20:55,757
( Audience gasps )
458
00:20:58,263 --> 00:21:00,603
( music plays )
459
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:03,980
( gasps )
460
00:21:07,658 --> 00:21:08,658
? I'm on it ?
461
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,908
? I got it ?
462
00:21:10,913 --> 00:21:14,662
? I can do anything ?
463
00:21:14,669 --> 00:21:18,458
? What you need, got your back ?
464
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:22,584
? Just say the word, I'm there ?
465
00:21:22,592 --> 00:21:26,221
? If you find your
world is caving in ?
466
00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:29,596
? You can bet you're
gonna need a friend ?
467
00:21:29,603 --> 00:21:33,152
? Someone to take
those fears away... ?
468
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,817
? Away... away... ?
469
00:21:35,823 --> 00:21:41,452
? Say the word,
make a call and I'll be there ?
470
00:21:41,462 --> 00:21:45,541
? Any time, anywhere,
have you heard ?
471
00:21:45,548 --> 00:21:48,967
? That I'm all about
saving your world? ?
472
00:21:48,973 --> 00:21:51,052
? All you have to do is... ?
473
00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:52,727
( Whispers ): ? Say the word. ?
474
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,773
And the winner of the Middleton
High annual talent show is...
475
00:21:59,781 --> 00:22:01,150
Ron Stoppable.
476
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,202
What?
477
00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:03,914
Proving that quantity
478
00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:05,746
is indeed better than quality.
479
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:06,959
No way.
480
00:22:06,962 --> 00:22:08,462
What? Huh?
481
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:13,216
So much for the Rockwaller
family tradition, huh, Bonnie?
482
00:22:13,222 --> 00:22:15,222
BONNIE: ( growling )
483
00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:19,822
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