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Goggles.

All right, let's do it.

Honey, it's beautiful.

It's all Jim and Tim.

We just rerouted the Middleton power grid.

So we wouldn't blow out the whole town like last year.

Way to go, tweebs.

Look... it's Ronald.

( Groaning )

Oh, dear, I think we blinded him.

I'd better go get him before he...

( loud thud, grunt ) Ooh.

( Electronic buzzing ) ( groans )

Thanks.

So, where are we in the Possible family Christmas Eve schedule?

Just started... lighting the house is always first.

Right, yeah, I-I caught that.

RUFUS: Eggnog?

( Giggles ): Oh...

Not yet, Rufus.

Eggnog's after we sing carols

but before the Christmas skit.

( Groans sadly )

You're forgetting the most important tradition of all.

( Pleasant music plays )

? It's not the turkey and the stuffing... ?

The Six Tasks of Snowman Hank.

Every Christmas, this couch, that TV

and my favorite cartoon snowman.

? So put away those petty problems ?

? And embrace your fellow man ?

It's on early? It's the 4:45 promo.

? All across this wonderful land... ?

NARRATOR: For 20 years, The Six Tasks of Snowman Hank

has warmed the hearts of children everywhere.

? Have a hop-along, sing-along... ?

But not anymore!

( All gasp ) Take a powder, snowman,

'cause this year, Christmas is

a turbo-charged coalition of cool.

Live, from the North Pole,

it's Xtreme Xmas!

This could be the best Christmas ever.

They... they canceled Snowman Hank?

RON: No...!

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

? There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

RON: How could they do it?

How could they cancel Snowman Hank?

Maybe this'll cheer you up.

Um, is it a cartoon snowman who teaches kids

the power of friends, family and turning bad guys good.

Well, uh, no.

But, uh, hey,

happy Chanukah. For me?

Rufus,

you're on.

( Chuckles ): He just loves unwrapping gifts.

Wow!

Hey, that's us!

( Beeping )

It's a cyber-scrapbook.

Do you like it?

It's... it's...

( crying ): it's bad-ical!

FATHER: Kimmie Kob...

we're singing carols.

Coming, Dad.

Go. Sing.

I'm just going to...

I'm just going to take a minute here.

( Beeping )

Hey... Santa?

Ho, ho, ho. Oh, hey, Ron.

Sorry about Snowman Hank.

It stinks.

A-And what's worse is, Kim made me this perfect gift.

And you got her Bueno Nacho Bueno bucks?

Well, she seemed to like them last year.

So, what's up?

Silent night.

Just wanted to wish Kim a merry Christmas.

Thought I could catch her before carol time.

Uh-oh. What?

It looks like Shego just stole

some kind of experimental power cell.

On Christmas Eve?

Definite naughty list. Well,

what are we going to do?

Christmas with the fam means everything to Kim.

Yeah, I know, and maybe Drakken knows that, too.

He must be up to something major.

Yeah, ruining Kim's Christmas.

You have to tell her. I guess... No.

No, wait a minute. That's it.

What's it?

The absolutely perfect gift for Kim.

Christmas with her family!

Then who's going to stop Drakken? Me.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Here you go, chief: one stolen... battery thing.

Feliz Navidad.

Excellent, Shego.

Drakk Force One is complete.

And this time

Kim Possible will not get in the way.

Okay, and why is that?

Because it is Christmas...

The one time of the year she is off duty.

Busy with her twinkle lights and mistletoe and carols

and roast beast and frim-franglers

and zoob-zooblers...!

No... Dr. D. What?!

You've stopped using words.

Oh. Right.

Right. Where's the sunblock?

In the mud room.

Wait.

What do you want sunblock for?

Uh, I'm on vacation now, remember?

But don't you want to stay to see

the culmination of everything we've been working toward?

She... Shego?

Uh... Shego?

Fine. I'll get me some me time.

Soon I, Dr. Drakken, will rule the Yule!

The world will have a blue Christmas!

( Sinister laughing )

( sighs )

It's just not the same when I rant to myself.

ANNOUNCER: It's extreme, it's Xmas, and it's tonight at 8:00.

BOTH: We are so there!

You're grandfather and I got that one on our very first Christmas.

That's why it's my favorite.

Did Ron go home?

Mm. Mm.

Thanks for the ride, Captain Lewis.

It's the least I can do,

after you saved this old tub from sinking.

Hold on... Kim Possible saved my tub from sinking.

Well, oh, that's right, and I'm always right there.

You know, key man. There was a fella

with her busting my radio.

Used my navigational charts for a napkin.

What was his name?

Ron something.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ron Something.

Sadly, uh, Mr. Something didn't work out.

We had to let him go.

So I'll see you, I'll see you.

Egg me, boys.

Launching egg!

( Electronic whirring )

( bell dings )

We have achieved eggnog, hon.

Where's Ronald's little rat thing?

Oh, he always loves the eggnog.

I guess they went home.

Ron was pretty bummed about Snowman Hank.

I hope he's all right.

He didn't even say good-bye.

( Grunting )

Boo-yah! We're in business.

Come on... come on...

( groans )

( gasps )

Oh. Or I could just use the door.

( Sinister laugh )

Here we go!

What...?

Oh, come on.

Come on, come on!

Mmm! Mmm.

Mmm?

Mmm...

( gasps )

( gasps )

You! Wah!

You want a piece of Ron?

Excuse me.

Thank you.

I got... Ooh! Oh! My eyebrow! Ow!

( Both shouting )

COMPUTER VOICE: Initiating launch sequence

in five seconds...

four, three...

Finally,

a holiday where I get what I want...

Total global domination!

This is going to be the best Christmas ever!

All right, all right, let's see, let's see.

Now, this one looks good.

( Beep )

COMPUTER: Commencing landing sequence.

All right! Got it on the first try!

Not bad!

( Beep )

Commencing takeoff sequence.

( Beep)

Commencing landing sequence.

Commencing takeoff sequence.

Commencing landing sequence.

Commencing takeoff sequence.

Commencing landing sequence.

Commencing takeoff...

Commencing... Commencing...

Please make up your mind.

How's that, Mr. Smarty Boots?

( Grunting and yelling )

( alarm beeping )

Initiating emergency system test.

( Loud beeping )

Launching escape pods.

Initiating self-destruct.

( Both grunting )

Initiating bedtime sequence.

Wait a second. What was that?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Before the teddy bear.

Self-destruct in 20...

Gah! What did you do?!

This is my chance to rule the world!

All I want is what's coming to me!

All I want is my fair share.

Self-destruct! Self-destruct!

Chill out! I have escape pods!

Had escape pods, blue boy!

We launched them.

Okay... uh...

Wait... the garbage.

It's jettisoned in an impact-resistant container!

Oh! What?

I said, it's an escape pod full of garbage.

Okay, works for me.

Self-destruct in five...

( explosion )

( gasping )

( whistling through air )

Land ho!

No kidding.

( Iaughing ): We're alive!

We made it!

( Echoing laughter )

FATHER: "So while General George Washington set about

"finding food and shelter for his men,

"Colonel Zin Possible snuck into the British camp

to find a Christmas tree."

The Yuletide has turned, Redcoat.

( Doorbell ringing )

Coming.

Kim Possible?

That's me. Thanks.

Merry Christmas.

Oh, would be if I didn't have to work.

I guess I shouldn't open it until it's officially Christmas.

No, it's Wade. Open me now.

A communicator?

I've already got one.

Exchange it, dear.

You can do very well in the after-Christmas sales.

Actually, your other one got destroyed

in the stratosphere.

Ron took it when he went

to stop Drakken from launching his Drakk Force One.

Whoa, Wade, rewind.

Ron went on a mission? Alone?

It was kind of a Secret Santa thing.

But listen, before the explosion

satellites picked up escape pods.

Ron's got to be in one of them.

And these pods are where?

So far, I only have a fix on the first one.

It's in London.

I have to go.

Of course you do.

Don't worry.

We'll hold the story of Colonel Zin until you come back.

No, don't ruin your Christmas.

I'll get Ron, and... and...

we'll be back in time for presents.

Ron: My fault? It's not my fault.

This is so your fault.

What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?

In the spirit of the season, yes.

Oh, you want to throw things now.

Ow. Stop it!

You stop it.

You started it.

Dude, dude stop. That's a cell phone.

Yes, it should leave quite a welt.

No, no, not for throwing... for calling.

Calling for help.

Huh?

( Phone ringing )

Please. I'm on vacation.

Must find food.

Aw, went to voice mail.

Um, hello, Shego.

Dr. Drakken.

I hope you're having a nice vacation.

Uh, when you get the chance,

could you get up here to the North Pole

and save me, please!

It's cold and windy and dark,

and we've got nothing to...

That's my chicken.

Hey, you threw it away.

( Yelling ) ( screaming )

KIM: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Nakasumi.

( Whispering )

Nakasumi-san says

it is the least he can do

after you saved his video game factory

in time for Christmas rush.

No big.

I just hope I can save this Christmas.

( Bells ringing )

As I live and breathe... Kim Possible.

Happy holiday, love.

Merry Christmas.

Could you tell me what happened

to the guy that was in there?

Weren't nobody in it.

Wade, we struck out in London.

Where to?

Middle of the Mediterranean.

Swell.

( Gasps )

Huh?

( Squawking )

( sighs )

Oh, Wade.

Okay, one more in the Amazon.

Please let him be in it.

It's just not Christmas without Kimmie, is it?

No, it's not.

You know what we have to do.

Who's up for a ride in an untested

hypersonic aircraft?

Hoo-sha! Hoo-sha!

Mm, thanks.

Here you go.

No need. It's all been paid for.

It has? By who?

A gentlemen called

and said he would cover your whole vacation.

"Shego, just my way of saying thanks for a super year

"and merry Christmas.

Yours in evil, Dr. Drakken."

That is so nice.

Guess I should have taken his call.

Oh, maybe he left a message.

What?

Will you... ow, stop it?

It's Christmas.

Ron, get out of that pod and help me.

( Hissing )

( yelling )

Jim, Tim...

That's an anaconda.

MOTHER: She's right, boys.

We'll take it from here.

( Grunting )

Just like the tug-a-war

at the Possible family picnic last summer.

I can't believe you guys.

Are you kidding?

Why should you have all the fun?

Can we fight another snake?

Please?

Wade, my family's here.

I know.

They called me for your coordinates.

I'm getting a distress signal from that pod.

Ron has to be in it.

Well, good news there.

I'll get Ron.

We'll all be home for Christmas dinner.

Can we borrow the communicator?

Why?

We want to watch TV.

Please. Xtreme Xmas is on.

Okay, but if Wade beeps in,

you've got to answer it.

( Rock music playing )

Ron, are you all right?

( Beeping )

( gasps )

Ron?

Where are you?

( Chuckles )

Name your price, Stoppable.

Power... glory...

When I take over the world,

you can have a continent.

Any continent.

Not Europe.

( Chattering )

Good idea, Rufus. I want the phone.

You drive a hard bargain.

Ah!

Yes, Information.

I'd like the number for 9-1-1 immediately please.

( Roaring )

Yeow!

( Screaming ): Polar bear!

Ow! Oh! Ow!

We did it.

We got away.

( Teeth chattering )

Oh, like this is so much better?

Hey, we're away

from the thing which was about to eat us.

In the words of a very wise snowman,

"Put away those petty problems."

"And embrace your fellow man."

BOTH: "And join the celebration, all across this wonderful land."

You're a fan of Snowman Hank?

I'm taping it.

Dude, didn't you hear?

They canceled it.

They...

No... no!

Never!

It's true.

I can tell you this...

In the little TV in my heart, Snowman Hank will play forever.

If we survive, the memory

of Snowman Hank will survive.

For Snowman Hank.

Snowman Hank.

Oh, brother.

( Beeping )

Oh, that's extreme.

Are you ready to play extreme?

Yes, extremely annoyed.

I need a snowmobile.

We're using them to be...

Extreme.

This'll do.

( Yelling )

Whoo, now that's extreme.

Follow her.

Kimmie, where's Ron?

I don't know.

( Sniffling ): He-he wasn't there.

Was he with Dr. Drakken?

Yeah.

Maybe they're at the North Pole.

What?

Yeah, Shego's at the North Pole.

Yeah, she's on Xtreme Xmas.

She is?

Hey, Dr. D.

Listen, I got a fix on the cell signal. ( roaring )

Dr. D? Is that you?

Shoot!

I see something.

SHEGO: Hey!

Aren't you supposed to be home

bobbing for cider or something?

Not without Ron.

Loser!

( Gobbling )

( gasps )

( groans )

Snowman Hank?

Nice job, Rufus.

Kim!

( Squeals )

Come on. Nana's got a hypersonic aircraft waiting.

Your nana's here?

Yeah, Mom, Dad, the tweebs.

Are you kidding?

You were supposed to get to stay home

and do all the Possible family stuff you do every year.

Ron, when I heard you went after Drakken alone...

You came to rescue me,

and ruined your Christmas. Man!

Are you kidding me?

( Chuckles )

Now the tweebs want to wrestle

an anaconda every year.

This Christmas rocked.

I mean it.

Really?

It was way better

than the Bueno Nacho Bueno bucks

you gave me last year.

( Iaughing )

( Shego laughs mockingly )

Are you two finished?

Because I am not.

( Shrieks )

( grunts )

( yells )

( gasps )

( grunting and yelling )

Hey! Battle royal.

From the snowy reaches of the farthest north,

Xtreme!

Okay, and... fight!

Nonsense.

We were just about to sit down to dinner.

Dinner's not extreme.

Yes, it is.

I made cupcakes.

After you.

( Both gasp )

Uh, Dr. D,

are you serious?

Of course.

Because to the people far and near.

BOTH: Snowman Hank brought holiday cheer.

This is... This is, I...

I don't know what this is.

Look who's under the mistletoe.

Well, really it's small parsley

I found in a Dumpster, but... Oh!

Aw.

MOTHER: Kimmie!

Are you okay?

The Possibles!

Join us, won't you?

Isn't that Kimberly Ann's arch-foe?

( Chuckling ): 'Tis the season.

Of course, once we enter the new year,

the truce is over.

I'm going to open a bag of freak

on all of you.

This is the weirdest Christmas ever.

Hoo-sha!

Hey, gang...

It's not the turkey and the stuffing,

or the gifts around the tree.

It's a warm and fuzzy feeling

that begins with you and me.

So put away those petty problems.

? And embrace your fellow man! ?

? And join the celebration ?

? All across this wonderful land ?

? Have a ringlin', jinglin' ?

? Kris Kringlin' Christmas ?

? Ring-a-ling-a-ling, ring-a-ling-a-ling ?

? Have a hop-along, sing-along happy holiday ?

? Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! ?

? And when the snow starts dripping ?

? We'll hoist a hearty tear ?

? For the rootinest-tootinest, high-falutinest ?

? Favorite time of year ?

Yee-hah!

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