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This just got so much weirder.

We must focus on a more important issue,

the fate of the world.

We believe that time travel is the key.

Get that Time Monkey.

The fate of the future rests in your hands.

Of course, with this, I can waste all the time I want.

? Oh, yeah, yeah

? I'm your basic average girl

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible

? There is nothing I can't do

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

- I have come for you from the future. - ? If you just call my name

? Kim Possible

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

The Time Monkey!

Later, losers.

Kim Possible.

The Supreme One has once again

escaped into the time stream.

No, Shego did.

The Supreme One is right here.

Where? I don't see her.

Her? I thought the Supreme One was Drakken.

Certainly not. Behold the face of evil.

The face of the Supreme One.

Shego.

Oops.

Shego is the Supreme One?

Well, you could have mentioned that.

I thought it was obvious.

Uh-huh, sure.

But just run it down for Kim's sake.

Wasn't it clear that Shego

was the only one smart enough to take over the world?

Well, I guess it always seemed more like a guy thing.

So, Shego has the Time Monkey

and she's all powerful, 20 years from now.

So, short term, everything is hakuna, right?

Not necessarily.

The time stream is in flux.

I'm tired of playing defense, I'm taking the fight to Shego.

You're going to the future?

Yeah.

Okay, okay, from here on out,

we're in this together, K.P.

For the danger to the time stream, it's impossible.

Impossible?

Check my name.

She's got you there, buddy.

(Sighs)

Very well, proceed.

Hey, look, I've got one foot in the future.

Let's warp, or whatever you call it.

Confused? Oh, yeah.

Good, I thought it might just be me.

So, this is Middleton of the future?

Actually, it's now called Shegoton.

Dark, but with style.

Yeah, bleak chic. Quickly,

the eyes of the Supreme One are everywhere.

You there, why aren't you toiling

for the glory of the Supreme One?

Told you. Oh, dude, I am so toiled out.

We've got a lippy Norwegian and some gerbils... code five.

Hey! Naked mole rats, please.

Send security drones, tag and bag.

I'll hold them off as long as I can.

Ah! My future hat!????

Be honest, does the costume work without the hat?

Ron, it didn't work with the hat.

"Club Shego"?

Ugh, more like Club Ego.

Oh, well, when in Shegoton, blend in.

Kim, you put the "neat-o" in "incognito."

Okay, which is the guy's side?

This is a fashion nightmare.

At least it's not a bad fit.

Really? 'Cause mine's kind of riding up.

I think I picked from the girl's side.

(Iaughing)

Okay, K.P.,

what's our next step?

We find Shego.

Somebody loves herself a little too much.

I don't know, guys, you got to give Shego her props.

I mean, this is one slick citadel of doom.

Motion detectors, laser cannons

and my favorite touch, a piranha-filled moat.

A moat. So retro.

Yeah, but you know, I'm a sucker for the classics.

Ow.

(Screams)

No.

It can't be.

(Groans)

In her mad quest for power, she destroyed Bueno Nacho.

You'll pay for this, lady.

Oh, yes, you will pay!

Ron, maybe now is not the time.

Um, excuse me, scary orb thing,

where are you taking us?

The Attitude Adjustment Center.

Isn't that the high school?

Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.

Yep, high school.

Welcome to the Attitude Adjustment Center.

That's right, file in, fill all the seats.

I see some openings in the front row.

Hi, I'm Bonnie Rockwaller.

Bonnie? She's working for Shego?

That fits.

Psst, Kim, I think that's Brick Flag.

Wow, it is.

Man, he let himself go.

Shh.

Okay, let's start.

Does anyone know why you're here?

Yes, you,

soulless worker drone number 5889.

Well, uh, I think...

(screams)

(water splashes)

Exactly.

You're here because you think.

And we all know that's not allowed.

The Supreme One thinks for you.

Let's watch an instructional video.

Lights.

(Music plays)

The Supreme One started with a simple dream,

to rule the world.

Of course, it was my dream first.

Ah!

Hey, eyes on me. You know,

I started out as an underestimated sidekick,

trying to make the stupid schemes of others succeed.

My schemes were not stupid!

Ah! The burning!

Ooh, but with the help of a time-traveling Monkey Idol,

I went solo with an evil scheme of my own, and it worked.

So, now it's my world.

You're just living in it.

Back to work.

Not the feel-good film of the year.

That's true, the music was good.

So...

who still questions the infallible leadership

of the Supreme One?

Wait, don't answer.

We'll just mind scan them.

(Iaughs)

It tickles.

Our scan has picked up two troublemakers

in the back row.

I wonder what they do with troublemakers?

Hey! Hey-hey!

High school never had to resort to this sort of thing.

Or that sort of thing.

Obedience collars, you'll learn to love them.

Not that you'll have a choice.

I'll pass.

I'm not big on the bling-bling.

Ron, I don't think it's optional.

What?

Eat hot plasma, Supreme One stooges.

Viva la resistance!

Hey, Norwegian.

Naked mole rats, attack!

(Yelling)

(screams)

Get them off of me!

They're so gross.

Love your timing.

Wow,

those dudes are buff.

What's the dealy on them?

I do not recognize them.

Hick-a-bick-a-boo. Hoo-sha.

The Tweebs?

Welcome to the future, big sis.

More like little sis.

Little brothers are now big brothers.

Time travel... it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.

Wait, I have some questions about this.

No time now. We've got to jet.

In the Kiminator-Mark 12.

Wow.

Hurry, the Supreme One will soon return

with greater force.

Strap in.

'Cause the Kiminator flies, baby.

Kiminator?

Kiminator-Mark 12.

We kept fighting about the name.

So, we named it after you.

You guys are so sweet.

Mature work's on you.

Wait, what about Mom and Dad?

Up there. On the moon?

Hoo-sha.

Mom and Dad led the great lunar migration

after the Supreme One turned Earth into such a drag.

Hon, I'm home.

How was the sea of tranquillity?

Traffic was terrible.

Didn't they even miss me?

Oh, yeah, but Dad always said...

Well, at least Kimmie's just lost in the time stream

and not staying out late with some boy.

What about my parents?

I'm an actuary, I can work anywhere.

Okay, so where are we going now?

Our secret headquarters. It's in a remote

location where no one ever goes.

Operton?

Now it's called North Shegoton,

but, yeah, that's the place.

There, you'll meet our leader.

Kim, Ron, man, am I glad to see you guys.

Wade?

We finally get to see you in person.

And you're a giant.

What can I say, I had a growth spurt.

Why is everybody in the future so ripped?

Fighting an evil dictator will do that to you.

Fine, but just don't think

I'm a puny man, 'kay?

(Yells): I got mad Fu skills.

Ron, don't do that. You crack me up. Man.

(Chuckles): Ow.

So, Wade, what's the sitch?

It's been a long time since I heard that.

The Tempest Simian Idol.

Shega used it to play the time stream.

We need it to set everything right.

Take that away, Shego's future is history.

Can't we just break it?

The chaotic effect of unleashing

the chronol energies,

might snap the time stream back to normal.

Might. Might?

Or, it might unravel the fabric of time and space

and destroy the universe.

Even Mom and Dad on the moon.

Okay, let's just start with getting it away from Shego.

We tried to get in, but every mission ended badly.

(Chuckles): Same old Kim.

Anybody seen Rufus?

Rufus Prime, please...

share your wisdom. Huh?

What is the meaning of life?

Hmm...

Cheese.

(Applause)

You owe me a buck.

We've run the scenarios.

Aerial assault equals major catastrophe.

And a ground assault, worse.

Then we'll go lower.

RON: Sewers?

Oh, man...

there's a whole rainbow of smells down here.

Ew!

So far so good.

Oh really?

Tell that to my shoes.

(Gasps)

(beeping)

According to my readings,

the idol is in the center of the palace.

Monkey Fist, you're working for Shego, too?

Well, I don't get a paycheck, if that's what you mean.

But there are some benefits.

I'll consider this one of them.

You're way outnumbered, dude.

Am I?

Rufus Prime, will you lead us?

(Karate yell)

(yelling)

You will never see

a stranger sight.

Move it or lose it, guys.

(Beeping) This way.

How close are we?

Real close. Just down this hall.

Sorry, you'll not be getting by me, laddies.

Duff?

Hey, but now they call me Robo Duff.

The world's deadliest golfing cyborg.

Wow, now that's a mouthful.

And really, how many other golfing cyborgs are there?

It cannot be a crowded field.

Oh, shut your yap, boy. Your doom is before you.

My cyborg robotic enhancements

have taken more than a few strokes

off me game.

Fore!

(Evil laughter)

Who's laughing now, lassie?

He's more robot than golfer now.

Get ready to bolt, Kim.

We'll handle Robo Doof.

Robo Duff, not Doof.

Says you.

Let's go, boys.

Game time.

Ha! Oh?

(Gasps)

Hey!

There it is,

the Time Monkey.

Grab and go, K.P.

Uh-uh-uh.

I knew my past would come back

to haunt me one day.

Shego.

Ready when you are.

Sorry, Kimmy, the Supreme One always delegates.

Doctor D, you're on.

You're going to have Drakken fight me?

As a last line of defense? That's weak sauce.

Who are you calling weak?

Now, see, everybody in the future is ripped.

What happened to you?

Diet and exercise.

And some genetic manipulation.

The future is a wonderful place.

Out of my way, buffoon.

Ow!

Hey!

Fighting, you know, it's fun to watch.

Advance, my monkey minions.

Show no mercy.

(Monkey screeching)

Oh! Ow! Ow!

All right, rodentia,

let me show you what a true master of Monkey Kung Fu can do.

(Evil laughter)

I'll give him this, he shoots a good game.

What do we do?

Let's take him down.

You can't evade me

forever, Kim Possible.

I've got fab abs.

No, this is so wrong.

Ah!

Ah!

(Iaughs)

Kim Possible, you think you're all that?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

See? You were born

to be a sidekick.

(Mumbles in mocking tone)

What was that? Nothing, oh, Supreme One. Nothing at all.

Now, what should I do with this pest?

Nothing's on TV... no, except me,

so how about we watch her suffer?

Ah!

(Angry grunt)

(whimpers)

(straining)

RON: Hold on, Kim.

I...

(grunting)

I'm ready, Kim.

Do I know you?

(Gasps): Monique!

Monique?

Who's Monique?

I'm an old friend of Kim's.

Wow, looking good.

Why, thanks, Kim.

There were a few nasty years

after Miss Supreme here took over Club Banana.

Girlfriend, there was no way I was going to style that look.

(Sighs)

So, I joined the rebellion.

(Clearing throat)

Mind if I cut you off?

You know, I do mind.

Seems you've been busy since Australia.

True, 20 years of practice does a body good.

Oh, bring it.

(Grunting)

Okay, I guess I'll stay here.

(Monkeys screeching)

What do you mean we're losing?

They're just horrid mole rats.

(Clearing throat)

Naked Mole Rats.

RUFUS: Charge!

That's right, flee, cowards.

(Iaughing)

High five.

Whoa! Sorry, Rufus Prime, sorry.

I got your nose, Sunny Jim.

No, you don't.

Are you daft? Game over.

No, I'm Sunny Tim.

He's Sunny Jim.

Wha...?

Keep your skirt on, Doof.

Ickabickaboo. Boo-sha!

Nice work, fellas.

You've routed the fiend, excellent.

Nothing to it, but to do it.

How can I golf without me lower half?

The swing's all in the knees.

Sorry, dude.

No, you're not, but you will be.

(Iaughing)

Never count out the world's deadliest golfing cyborg.

Aye, you're right, it is a mouthful.

Monique, I can't get over your wicked bad-dage.

Once she took away shopping, I needed a new hobby.

Huh?

Will you two hold still?

Oh, no, you didn't. Rude.

K.P.!

I got your rebels right here, oh, Supreme One.

No thanks to Monkey Boy.

There was so many mole rats, so naked.

(Sputtering)

Well, Kimmy,

it's been real.

Erase them from history!

What? No taunting?

No how-did-I-do-it speech?

Oh, poor super villain form, Shego.

You think? Most definitely.

What's the point of ruling the world

if you don't stop to smell the roses?

Well, all I can say is...

Huh?

Hey!

No touchie my monkey.

Can't blame a guy for trying.

Actually, I can.

See, I rule the world... I can do anything.

That's my line.

Maybe, but I've got the muscle to back it up.

That's the spirit. Now gloat.

Tell them how you did it.

All right, went back in time, went big into dotcoms,

got out before the bubble burst, opened a bank,

transferred your sidekick's mother to Norway,

started an evil think tank...

Wait a minute, what?

Evil think tank.

You know, mind control, weird ray things, and...

No, before that.

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, I transferred your mama

to Norway, you know, break up the team.

You broke us up?

Duoy.

See, traveling into your past,

I realized one thing...

as a team, you two are actually solid.

Why? Don't know, don't care.

So, I broke you up by sending the clown as far away as possible.

Anyhoo, once I had the obedience collars, I...

You're the reason I've been eating meat cakes?!

Sit back.

Ooh!

And no one knocks down Bueno Nacho...

past, present or future!

(Karate yells)

You broke the Time Monkey. You broke the Time Monkey!

Fool! You might unravel the very fabric of time.

I can fix it, really.

Wait, Ron, I think it worked.

What worked?

Your plan.

Oh, yeah, my plan.

Boo-sha, Kim Possible.

We salute you.

No way.

Way.

Behold the face of evil.

Fool, you might unravel the very fabric of time.

It must... the supreme...

I must admit I had my doubts.

Monkey power rules.

Have a cookie.

I should handle Shego?

Kim Possible needs you.

I need you, Bueno Nachos.

K.P.!

Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.

First practice of the new school year,

and I was in the zone.

Boo-ya!

K.P., our future is-is...

Whoa, oh, brain freeze.

(Groaning)

The future?

What was that, K.P.?

Something...

something about the future.

Yeah, right, right, I was saying, the future is bright.

Yeah. Ron, yeah,

it really is.

Yep, and I hate meat cakes.

Huh?

No idea why I said that.

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