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For sale? I'm moving? Norway?!
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Ron, I couldn't save
the world without you.
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Kim,
you said we'd still be a team.
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KIM: Drakken, Duff Killagan and
Monkey Fist working together?
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Monkey power rules.
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Our moment is at hand.
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So long, Kim Possible.
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We'll meet again... in time.
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? Oh, yeah, yeah
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? I'm your basic average girl
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? And I'm here to
save the world ?
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? You can't stop
me 'cause I'm... ?
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? Kim Possible
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? There is nothing I can't do
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? When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ?
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? Know that I am on my way ?
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? It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ?
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? If you just call my name
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? Kim Possible
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? When you want to page
me, it's okay ?
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? Whenever you need me, baby
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ?
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? Doesn't matter when ?
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? I will be there for
you till the very end ?
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? Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ?
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? You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ?
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RON: Sorry, Kim.
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I thought you were going
to zig when you zagged.
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Zig? I always zag in that sitch.
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Really?
Oh, man, we are so out of sync.
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Yeah, no doubt.
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Well,
I guess that's what happens
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when you live on opposite
sides of the globe.
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(Sighs)
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It's not working, is it,
the save-the-world thing?
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I don't think so, KP.
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You, um, you better go it alone.
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(Gulps)
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Yeah, I guess I'd better.
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Still friends?
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Always. I've got, um...
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I've got something in my
eye, Kim.
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I'm going to talk to you later.
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(Groans)
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"Tempus... Time."
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(gasps)
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"Simia... Monkey."
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Tempus... Simia...
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DRAKKEN: We'll meet again...
in time.
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Time Monkey?
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Rufus?
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I am Rufus 3000.
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I have come for you
from the future.
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This just got so much weirder.
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Pick-a-bic-a-boo.
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Huh? Pic... a-bic... a-boo.
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Wade...
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Rufus just zapped
into my bedroom
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and he's talking
like the tweebs.
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Kim,
Rufus is in Norway with Ron.
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Did you say Rufus is talking?
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Yeah. Check this out.
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Uh, Kim...
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I don't think that's Rufus.
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He's totally Rufus.
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Er, except for the,
you know, talking part.
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I am known as Rufus 3000.
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I come from the future.
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O-kay.
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You're from the year 3000?
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No,
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but I am one of 3,000
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hyper-evolved descendants
of Rufus Prime.
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Wade, give me the
super-genius take on this.
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I'm definitely picking
up time cooties.
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Really?
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No!
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There's no such thing
as time cooties.
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Actually, there are,
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and they really itch,
but we must focus on a more
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important issue. Hmm?
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The fate of the world.
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Hmm. Could you be more specific?
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It will be clearer
if I show you.
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(Gasps)
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Step forward.
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No way.
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Drakken did it?
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He-he took over the world?
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Ugh.
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How does that happen?
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The Supreme One took power
with cruel swiftness.
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No one knows exactly
what happened.
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We believe that time
travel is the key.
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Somehow the Supreme One
tampered with your past.
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Time travel...
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The Time Monkey.
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Exactly. Tempus simia.
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But what can I do?
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History tells us that you were
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the Supreme One in the
pre tempus simia era.
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But if the Supreme One
has the Time Monkey
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in the future...
or the past or...
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Wow.
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Ah... brain pain.
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Time travel does that.
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All I know is,
I'm stuck in the now
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and I'm fresh out
of Time Monkey.
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This is a chrono-manipulator.
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Big enough?
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Beats strapping a monkey
to your wrist. True.
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This is your ticket
to time travel.
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Use it in victory.
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Cool.
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Mind if I scan the specs?
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No, the time-stream has
been polluted enough.
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In fact,
I must return to my own time
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before I corrupt the
past even further.
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Also, I'm making cookies.
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Cookies?
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Fighting an evil overlord
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works up a fierce appetite.
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I hear that.
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Kim Possible...
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the fate of the future,
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humanity and the planet Earth
itself rests in your hands.
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But no pressure.
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Pu-sha.
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SHEGO: Guys, guys,
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guys, guys, guys.
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Okay, yeah,
we got a Time Monkey.
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Whoo-hoo. Yay for us...
but we need a plan.
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A smart plan.
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Sidekicks are to be seen
and not heard, Shego.
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We need a plan...
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A smart plan.
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We're listening.
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I have run a computer analysis
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of Kim Possible's life
and have calculated
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the exact day when she
will be most vulnerable.
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Sounds smart.
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We must go undercover.
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Using this juvenator.
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Juvenator?
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Wh-what's a juvenator?
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Cool.
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Okay, just got dumb.
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I'm a wee laddie.
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Drakken,
why on earth are we toddlers?
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Because our target
is Kim Possible's
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first day of preschool.
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(Iaughing)
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Ooh, I felt my baby sister kick.
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Now, Kim, remember,
it might be a baby brother.
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It might be two.
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Don't even joke.
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Mommy, I want to stay
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with you and Daddy
and my baby sister.
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Now, Kimmie cub,
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if you did that, you'd miss out
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on your first day of preschool.
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Maybe I don't want to go.
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Kimmie,
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we know your first day
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might seem a little scary.
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But,
as soon as you make a friend,
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you'll see what a super
time you're in for.
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What if I can't make a friend?
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Kimmie cub, there's something
you must never forget.
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Always say "please"
and "thank you"?
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Yes, that, but I also want you
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to remember that anything
is possible for a Possible.
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Okay.
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That's my girl.
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Remember when I
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became the Middleton Mad Dog?
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Oh, yeah...
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All the other cheerleaders
thought it was stupid,
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but Kim, my friend Kim...
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Well, actually, she thought
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it was stupid, too.
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(Squeaking)
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But, but Kim came around eventually...
I think.
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Perhaps the greatest
day of my life,
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the Bueno Nacho grand opening.
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Kim gave me a ride.
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Huh? I didn't know how
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to ride a two-wheeler yet,
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and you can't take your trike
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to a restaurant opening.
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It's just not done.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ah, pre-K. That's where KP and I
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first met, right after nap time.
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Huh. There I am.
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There's Kim.
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What the heck?
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Okay, say "cheese."
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KIDS: Cheese!
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Cut it out.
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What do we have here?
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Three bad little boys.
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You are a boy, right?
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Aye.
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(Iaughing)
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Where are your shoes?
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I, oh, uh... lost them?
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I'd check around
the monkey barn.
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(Snickering)
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That was a most
productive morning.
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Indeed.
Pigtail-pulling, dolly-stealing.
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(Chattering)
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Does somebody here
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need a time-out?
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Oh, no, Teacher.
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We'll be little angels...
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until we hit the playground.
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Then we will crush
Kim Possible's spirit.
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(Snickering)
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(groans)
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How long can it take
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to crush the spirit
of a four-year-old?
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This is low,
even for you, Shego.
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No, not my idea.
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I'd go lower.
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You like time travel?
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Allow me to knock you
into the next century.
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(Grunts)
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Allow me to make you history.
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(Iaughing)
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Huh? Hey!
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Give it. It was my turn.
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Oh, it was your turn.
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We had no idea. Here.
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Thanks.
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Psych!
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Leave her alone!
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It's her turn.
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Taking turns
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is the basic foundation
of preschool.
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The jungle law of
daycare is behind us.
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We have structure.
We have rules.
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Get him.
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(Snickering)
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I'm warning you.
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I have an imaginary friend.
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He's huge.
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Rufus!
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Hey, bullies.
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Hyah!
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(Gasps)
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Shego, help!
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The wee lass is a savage.
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(Grunting)
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Oh, no. She's here.
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The little brat?
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The big brat.
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Hey, guess what.
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Free swim in the
time-stream is over.
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Mission not accomplished,
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I presume.
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I had a lovely nap.
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We're regrouping.
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Fear not, gentlemen.
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Time is on our side.
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Drop it!
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Ow.
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Kim Possible,
have you stopped the Supreme One?
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Not.
273
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,361
And they escaped
with the Time Monkey.
274
00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,196
Well, have a cookie.
275
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,631
They're peanut butter.
276
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,798
Thanks.
277
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,467
I will return to the future
278
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,168
and scan the time stream.
279
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:41,172
We must determine where the
Supreme One will strike next.
280
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,675
Can I drop you off in
the early 21st century?
281
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,176
No, thanks.
282
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,779
I'll just wait here
in the good old days.
283
00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,815
Did that one kid
of opposable toes?
284
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,617
You're weird, but I like you.
285
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,394
Where are we, Drakken?
286
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,361
(Sniffing)
287
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,630
It reeks of Middleton.
288
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,633
Indeed... the Middleton of
the not-too-distant past.
289
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:13,571
To be precise,
the day KimPossible.com went online.
290
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,542
Aye,
but before the bubble burst.
291
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,779
It's so cool that we
both got new computers.
292
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,782
Yours is new?
I got stuck with my dad's old one.
293
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:24,749
Ooh, sorry.
294
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:25,917
Hey, can you get online?
295
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,752
Uh-huh,
I'm researching hairless pets.
296
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,187
Your dad's allergies, huh?
297
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,422
My parents finally said.
298
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:33,358
And you'd be surprised
how many mammals have fur.
299
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,793
I'm making my own Web site.
300
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,960
What for?
301
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,228
Ah, baby-sitting jobs and stuff.
302
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,663
You know, helping people out.
303
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:39,731
How 'bout a hairless cat?
304
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,266
Way too freaky.
305
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,535
Okay, type in KimPossible.com.
306
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,738
Loading, loading...
307
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,939
"Kim Possible,
308
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,507
she can do anything."
309
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,875
Yeah, you know,
it sounds a little braggy.
310
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,444
It's like a commercial, Ron.
311
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:53,611
It's supposed to be braggy.
312
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,217
She just set up her Web site.
313
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,286
So what is your plan, Drakken?
314
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,787
Do enlighten us.
315
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,390
When young Kim Possible
goes on her first mission,
316
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,991
we'll make sure she fails.
317
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,260
This time,
her spirit will be crushed.
318
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,429
Oh,
we tried crushing her spirit.
319
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,231
Can we nay simply crush her?
320
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,899
I'm with the Mad
Golfer on this one.
321
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,769
No, no, listen.
322
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,505
We'll infiltrate her
life as fellow preteens.
323
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,806
Lame.
324
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,443
Shego!
325
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,312
Have you forgotten
the talk we had
326
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,947
about hurting with our words?
327
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,249
Listen, you're better
off with their approach.
328
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,351
If you can figure out
a way to crush Kimmie,
329
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,886
her spirit won't
really be an issue.
330
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,655
The legends of a
long-gone mystical sect
331
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:41,359
speak of a being that would
be exactly what we need.
332
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:47,599
If you need me, I'll be in the
third century Saxama province.
333
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,434
Is this another monkey temple?
334
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,735
Not at all.
335
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,504
Gorilla.
336
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,274
So what was the
lassie's first mission?
337
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,776
Something about an eccentric
338
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,644
billionaire collector.
339
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,679
Mr. Paisley, I assure you.
340
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:05,416
This security system is
the best money can buy.
341
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,519
No thief could
survive the laser web.
342
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,487
So my flamingoat will be safe?
343
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,955
Yes, Mr. Paisley.
344
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,992
Your extensive and vaguely
disturbing collection of plush
345
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,027
is 100% secure.
346
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,428
Because the flamingoat
347
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,630
is the rarest...
348
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,932
BOTH: Of the Cuddle Buddies.
349
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,500
Only ten were made.
350
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,402
Ooh, ooh, how does it work?
351
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,436
Do I press the red button?
352
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,771
No! Not the red button!
353
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,773
(Beeping)
354
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,076
The laser web is lethal.
355
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,845
Don't move a muscle.
356
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:37,816
(Whimpering) (hissing)
357
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,051
Uh, Mr. McHenry?
358
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,352
How do we turn it off?
359
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,488
We would need the
remote for that.
360
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,758
Don't panic. Let me think.
361
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,759
I've got it.
362
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:48,626
Team Impossible.
363
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,527
Who?
364
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,428
Team Impossible.
365
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,930
Super-secret commando squad.
366
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:52,997
This is what they train for.
367
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,934
(Iasers firing)
368
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,769
Just have to access
369
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:58,937
their Web site.
370
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,440
(Beeping)
371
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,641
Tryouts.
372
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,642
Hate them.
373
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,643
Who's next?
374
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,045
Kim Possible.
375
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,546
Tin teeth?
376
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,049
I gave her a routine
no girl can do.
377
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,452
(Sighs)
378
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,755
(funky music plays)
379
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,646
(music continues)
380
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,602
Fine, you make the squad.
Barely.
381
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,471
Yes!
382
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,139
Kim! You got a hit on the site!
383
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,073
A major hit.
384
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,174
(Groans)
385
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,943
Baby-sitting the
Turner twins again?
386
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,978
No, danger major.
387
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,046
Danger?
388
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,180
Somebody needs your help,
389
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,448
like, now.
390
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,051
Kim,
you're just starting practice.
391
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,486
Oh, I know, I'm sorry.
392
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,987
I'll never ever ditch again.
393
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,189
I swear.
394
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,029
KIM: Thanks, Mrs. Mahoney,
395
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,897
for driving us all
the way to Upperton.
396
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,632
It's the least I could do
397
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,801
since you rescued
Tabby from that tree.
398
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,636
No big. See you.
399
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,105
You're sure this is
the right address, Ron?
400
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,774
Yup, someone's trapped in there.
401
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,475
Mm, I don't know.
402
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,011
This seems like the kind of
stuff the police should handle.
403
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,179
Truth in advertising, Kim.
404
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,847
Your Web site says
you can do anything.
405
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,683
Now it sounds braggy.
406
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,719
Okay,
first step: getting inside.
407
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,888
Hey, I've got a little
something that might help.
408
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,022
What is... that?
409
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,624
A naked mole rat.
410
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,759
I just got him yesterday
at Smarty-Mart.
411
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,227
A naked mole rat?
412
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,697
(Yawning)
413
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:06,965
I named him Rufus.
414
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:07,966
It's cute, huh?
415
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,634
Where is Monkey Fist?
416
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,637
Oh, I'm working with a
man named Monkey Fist.
417
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,239
My evil career is
so in the toilet.
418
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,908
Say, Rufus, buddy,
you think maybe
419
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,676
you could open
these gates for us?
420
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,711
Uh-huh.
421
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,713
Naked mole rat,
pets of the future.
422
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,084
Ta-da.
423
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,251
A naked mole rat.
424
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,120
Gross, but handy.
425
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:29,954
Want to hold him?
426
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,222
Mm, I'll pass.
427
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:35,994
RON: What are those red things?
428
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,695
Lasers.
429
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,631
Yes, we would like to have
those shut off, please.
430
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,933
Paisley, you can relax.
431
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,801
Team Impossible can handle this.
432
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,203
Uh, yes, that's us.
433
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,772
Good name. We could use that.
434
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,140
Just tell me what I need to do.
435
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,610
Get that remote,
but avoid the beams at all costs.
436
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,245
Um... okay.
437
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:05,923
(Grunts)
438
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:09,861
? It's just you
439
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,095
? Doing the impossible
440
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,031
? It's you
441
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,632
? You're practically
unstoppable ?
442
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,800
? It's you
443
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,202
? Totally on untoppable
444
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,638
? It's you, it's you, it's you
445
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,607
? You're Kim Possible.
446
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,877
Boo-yah, Kim!
447
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,211
A cheerleader?
448
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,980
That'd be Kim Possible.
449
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,681
She can do anything.
450
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,884
Look us up online.
We're worldwide, baby.
451
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,986
It's over. Hairy hands blew it.
452
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:36,921
He has the power of time travel
453
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,322
and he's late!
454
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,261
Calm yourself, Killagan.
455
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,595
I have returned,
456
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,696
and I've brought
457
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,332
a little piece of
the past with me.
458
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,269
Is that a flamingoat?
459
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,970
But that's the
rarest Cuddle Buddy.
460
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,639
They only made ten. Ten!
461
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,941
This so blows my pandaroo
out of the water.
462
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,577
I never thought I'd
even see one of these.
463
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,878
Now my life is complete.
464
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,313
Perfect.
465
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,615
So you won't mind if we end it.
466
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,118
Giant monkey!
467
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,620
(Screams)
468
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,859
That is sick and wrong.
469
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,994
Mr. Paisley, I suggest we hide.
470
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,629
Kim Possible, meet...
471
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,265
the Stone Guardian of Saxama.
472
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,001
Or should I say, meet your doom.
473
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,136
(Iaughs)
474
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,237
(screaming)
475
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,706
Giant monkey!
476
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,943
What did I ever do to you?
477
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,711
Nothing yet, but you will.
478
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,380
Yes, in time you
shall hand each of us
479
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,116
humiliating defeats.
480
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,018
Aye, and it's a deep hurt.
481
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,921
Buckle up, boys.
482
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,723
The hurt is on.
483
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,924
Kim Possible?
484
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:47,925
Times two.
485
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,760
Ah! Giant monkey!
486
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,395
(Grunting)
487
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,664
Anybody want to explain
any of this to me?
488
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,366
I'm you from the future.
489
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,369
Okay, this is a 9.7 on
the weirdness scale.
490
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,971
Oh, you'll get used to
it, trust me.
491
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,372
Look out.
492
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,874
Well, Monkey Fist,
493
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,976
I must admit I had my doubts.
494
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,078
Aye, me, too.
495
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,913
This actually seems
to be working.
496
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,014
(Gasps)
497
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,115
Listen closely.
498
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,383
I can't believe it.
499
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,784
I told Drakken a thousand times,
500
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,653
"No clones."
501
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,255
I am not a clone.
502
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,055
You're not?
503
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,091
I'm you from the future.
504
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,126
Oh, I hate time travel.
505
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,033
(Roaring)
506
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,170
Am I the only one who
sees the giant monkey?!
507
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,005
Listen,
we don't have a lot of time.
508
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,940
Okay, actually, we do.
Well, we will.
509
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,009
When you want to make
sense, just let me know.
510
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,043
Grab the Time Monkey.
511
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,077
Why?
512
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,245
You need the Time Monkey.
513
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,747
Can't I just use yours?
514
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:43,848
No, this is mine.
515
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,082
Okay, actually, it's yours, too.
516
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,217
I mean, it's the one
you're going to steal,
517
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,251
so technically...
518
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:48,719
If you need me,
519
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,321
I'll be in there watching
Kim Possible lose.
520
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,723
Trust me,
this whole rock gorilla deal
521
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,926
is going to go south,
so when it does,
522
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,928
make sure you get
that Time Monkey.
523
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,396
Run through this again for me.
524
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,968
Kim Possible cannot
win this battle.
525
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,903
Wrong, ape man.
526
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,138
Help has arrived.
527
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,339
What is going on?
528
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,408
Kim Possible needs you.
529
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,777
Oh, please. The buffoon?
530
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:16,147
Oh, what possible help
could the side kick be?
531
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,484
Ron, what... are you wearing?
532
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,787
My mom signed me up for
a fold dancing class.
533
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,822
That's the future you.
534
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,257
What's with this stupid hat?
535
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,226
It's, uh, it's a future hat.
536
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,361
(Roaring)
537
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,463
Dude, personal space.
538
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,969
Future me isn't
afraid of monkeys.
539
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,303
I get brave.
540
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,105
You have to be to
dress like that.
541
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:45,109
(Yelling)
542
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,455
(roars)
543
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,867
Ooh, what's this?
544
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,505
I wonder what the
red button does.
545
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,342
BOTH: No!
546
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,981
(Yelling)
547
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:27,351
Wow.
548
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:28,519
Cool.
549
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,288
Boo-yah! You rock.
550
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,190
No, my young friend... you rock.
551
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,833
Nice to know the braces work.
552
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,036
Yeah, as long as you don't
try to kiss Walter Nelson.
553
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:46,203
Locked braces?
554
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,371
It was an embarrassing ride
555
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:48,406
to the orthodontist.
556
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,808
So what does the future hat do?
557
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,310
Nothing. It's just a hat.
558
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,577
Okay, look, listen to me.
559
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,079
In the future you
will change your hair
560
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:55,946
and become a babe magnet.
561
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,214
Keep that look.
562
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,382
Okay, but what about that hat?
563
00:21:58,384 --> 00:21:59,383
Forget the hat!
564
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:01,485
Officers, take them away.
565
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,321
But you can't leave
us here in the past.
566
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,490
Aye,
we'll face years of d�j� vu.
567
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,327
This will throw the
time-stream into chaos.
568
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,029
Yeah, like I haven't
heard that one before.
569
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:15,266
Hmm, going to prison sure
sounds like a waste of time.
570
00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:19,403
Of course, with this,
I can waste all the time I want.
571
00:22:19,453 --> 00:22:24,003
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