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For sale? I'm moving? Norway?!

Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.

Kim, you said we'd still be a team.

KIM: Drakken, Duff Killagan and Monkey Fist working together?

Monkey power rules.

Our moment is at hand.

So long, Kim Possible.

We'll meet again... in time.

? Oh, yeah, yeah

? I'm your basic average girl

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible

? There is nothing I can't do

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name

? Kim Possible

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

RON: Sorry, Kim.

I thought you were going to zig when you zagged.

Zig? I always zag in that sitch.

Really? Oh, man, we are so out of sync.

Yeah, no doubt.

Well, I guess that's what happens

when you live on opposite sides of the globe.

(Sighs)

It's not working, is it, the save-the-world thing?

I don't think so, KP.

You, um, you better go it alone.

(Gulps)

Yeah, I guess I'd better.

Still friends?

Always. I've got, um...

I've got something in my eye, Kim.

I'm going to talk to you later.

(Groans)

"Tempus... Time."

(gasps)

"Simia... Monkey."

Tempus... Simia...

DRAKKEN: We'll meet again... in time.

Time Monkey?

Rufus?

I am Rufus 3000.

I have come for you from the future.

This just got so much weirder.

Pick-a-bic-a-boo.

Huh? Pic... a-bic... a-boo.

Wade...

Rufus just zapped into my bedroom

and he's talking like the tweebs.

Kim, Rufus is in Norway with Ron.

Did you say Rufus is talking?

Yeah. Check this out.

Uh, Kim...

I don't think that's Rufus.

He's totally Rufus.

Er, except for the, you know, talking part.

I am known as Rufus 3000.

I come from the future.

O-kay.

You're from the year 3000?

No,

but I am one of 3,000

hyper-evolved descendants of Rufus Prime.

Wade, give me the super-genius take on this.

I'm definitely picking up time cooties.

Really?

No!

There's no such thing as time cooties.

Actually, there are,

and they really itch, but we must focus on a more

important issue. Hmm?

The fate of the world.

Hmm. Could you be more specific?

It will be clearer if I show you.

(Gasps)

Step forward.

No way.

Drakken did it?

He-he took over the world?

Ugh.

How does that happen?

The Supreme One took power with cruel swiftness.

No one knows exactly what happened.

We believe that time travel is the key.

Somehow the Supreme One tampered with your past.

Time travel...

The Time Monkey.

Exactly. Tempus simia.

But what can I do?

History tells us that you were

the Supreme One in the pre tempus simia era.

But if the Supreme One has the Time Monkey

in the future... or the past or...

Wow.

Ah... brain pain.

Time travel does that.

All I know is, I'm stuck in the now

and I'm fresh out of Time Monkey.

This is a chrono-manipulator.

Big enough?

Beats strapping a monkey to your wrist. True.

This is your ticket to time travel.

Use it in victory.

Cool.

Mind if I scan the specs?

No, the time-stream has been polluted enough.

In fact, I must return to my own time

before I corrupt the past even further.

Also, I'm making cookies.

Cookies?

Fighting an evil overlord

works up a fierce appetite.

I hear that.

Kim Possible...

the fate of the future,

humanity and the planet Earth itself rests in your hands.

But no pressure.

Pu-sha.

SHEGO: Guys, guys,

guys, guys, guys.

Okay, yeah, we got a Time Monkey.

Whoo-hoo. Yay for us... but we need a plan.

A smart plan.

Sidekicks are to be seen and not heard, Shego.

We need a plan...

A smart plan.

We're listening.

I have run a computer analysis

of Kim Possible's life and have calculated

the exact day when she will be most vulnerable.

Sounds smart.

We must go undercover.

Using this juvenator.

Juvenator?

Wh-what's a juvenator?

Cool.

Okay, just got dumb.

I'm a wee laddie.

Drakken, why on earth are we toddlers?

Because our target is Kim Possible's

first day of preschool.

(Iaughing)

Ooh, I felt my baby sister kick.

Now, Kim, remember, it might be a baby brother.

It might be two.

Don't even joke.

Mommy, I want to stay

with you and Daddy and my baby sister.

Now, Kimmie cub,

if you did that, you'd miss out

on your first day of preschool.

Maybe I don't want to go.

Kimmie,

we know your first day

might seem a little scary.

But, as soon as you make a friend,

you'll see what a super time you're in for.

What if I can't make a friend?

Kimmie cub, there's something you must never forget.

Always say "please" and "thank you"?

Yes, that, but I also want you

to remember that anything is possible for a Possible.

Okay.

That's my girl.

Remember when I

became the Middleton Mad Dog?

Oh, yeah...

All the other cheerleaders thought it was stupid,

but Kim, my friend Kim...

Well, actually, she thought

it was stupid, too.

(Squeaking)

But, but Kim came around eventually... I think.

Perhaps the greatest day of my life,

the Bueno Nacho grand opening.

Kim gave me a ride.

Huh? I didn't know how

to ride a two-wheeler yet,

and you can't take your trike

to a restaurant opening.

It's just not done.

Oh, yeah.

Ah, pre-K. That's where KP and I

first met, right after nap time.

Huh. There I am.

There's Kim.

What the heck?

Okay, say "cheese."

KIDS: Cheese!

Cut it out.

What do we have here?

Three bad little boys.

You are a boy, right?

Aye.

(Iaughing)

Where are your shoes?

I, oh, uh... lost them?

I'd check around the monkey barn.

(Snickering)

That was a most productive morning.

Indeed. Pigtail-pulling, dolly-stealing.

(Chattering)

Does somebody here

need a time-out?

Oh, no, Teacher.

We'll be little angels...

until we hit the playground.

Then we will crush Kim Possible's spirit.

(Snickering)

(groans)

How long can it take

to crush the spirit of a four-year-old?

This is low, even for you, Shego.

No, not my idea.

I'd go lower.

You like time travel?

Allow me to knock you into the next century.

(Grunts)

Allow me to make you history.

(Iaughing)

Huh? Hey!

Give it. It was my turn.

Oh, it was your turn.

We had no idea. Here.

Thanks.

Psych!

Leave her alone!

It's her turn.

Taking turns

is the basic foundation of preschool.

The jungle law of daycare is behind us.

We have structure. We have rules.

Get him.

(Snickering)

I'm warning you.

I have an imaginary friend.

He's huge.

Rufus!

Hey, bullies.

Hyah!

(Gasps)

Shego, help!

The wee lass is a savage.

(Grunting)

Oh, no. She's here.

The little brat?

The big brat.

Hey, guess what.

Free swim in the time-stream is over.

Mission not accomplished,

I presume.

I had a lovely nap.

We're regrouping.

Fear not, gentlemen.

Time is on our side.

Drop it!

Ow.

Kim Possible, have you stopped the Supreme One?

Not.

And they escaped with the Time Monkey.

Well, have a cookie.

They're peanut butter.

Thanks.

I will return to the future

and scan the time stream.

We must determine where the Supreme One will strike next.

Can I drop you off in the early 21st century?

No, thanks.

I'll just wait here in the good old days.

Did that one kid of opposable toes?

You're weird, but I like you.

Where are we, Drakken?

(Sniffing)

It reeks of Middleton.

Indeed... the Middleton of the not-too-distant past.

To be precise, the day KimPossible.com went online.

Aye, but before the bubble burst.

It's so cool that we both got new computers.

Yours is new? I got stuck with my dad's old one.

Ooh, sorry.

Hey, can you get online?

Uh-huh, I'm researching hairless pets.

Your dad's allergies, huh?

My parents finally said.

And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.

I'm making my own Web site.

What for?

Ah, baby-sitting jobs and stuff.

You know, helping people out.

How 'bout a hairless cat?

Way too freaky.

Okay, type in KimPossible.com.

Loading, loading...

"Kim Possible,

she can do anything."

Yeah, you know, it sounds a little braggy.

It's like a commercial, Ron.

It's supposed to be braggy.

She just set up her Web site.

So what is your plan, Drakken?

Do enlighten us.

When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission,

we'll make sure she fails.

This time, her spirit will be crushed.

Oh, we tried crushing her spirit.

Can we nay simply crush her?

I'm with the Mad Golfer on this one.

No, no, listen.

We'll infiltrate her life as fellow preteens.

Lame.

Shego!

Have you forgotten the talk we had

about hurting with our words?

Listen, you're better off with their approach.

If you can figure out a way to crush Kimmie,

her spirit won't really be an issue.

The legends of a long-gone mystical sect

speak of a being that would be exactly what we need.

If you need me, I'll be in the third century Saxama province.

Is this another monkey temple?

Not at all.

Gorilla.

So what was the lassie's first mission?

Something about an eccentric

billionaire collector.

Mr. Paisley, I assure you.

This security system is the best money can buy.

No thief could survive the laser web.

So my flamingoat will be safe?

Yes, Mr. Paisley.

Your extensive and vaguely disturbing collection of plush

is 100% secure.

Because the flamingoat

is the rarest...

BOTH: Of the Cuddle Buddies.

Only ten were made.

Ooh, ooh, how does it work?

Do I press the red button?

No! Not the red button!

(Beeping)

The laser web is lethal.

Don't move a muscle.

(Whimpering) (hissing)

Uh, Mr. McHenry?

How do we turn it off?

We would need the remote for that.

Don't panic. Let me think.

I've got it.

Team Impossible.

Who?

Team Impossible.

Super-secret commando squad.

This is what they train for.

(Iasers firing)

Just have to access

their Web site.

(Beeping)

Tryouts.

Hate them.

Who's next?

Kim Possible.

Tin teeth?

I gave her a routine no girl can do.

(Sighs)

(funky music plays)

(music continues)

Fine, you make the squad. Barely.

Yes!

Kim! You got a hit on the site!

A major hit.

(Groans)

Baby-sitting the Turner twins again?

No, danger major.

Danger?

Somebody needs your help,

like, now.

Kim, you're just starting practice.

Oh, I know, I'm sorry.

I'll never ever ditch again.

I swear.

KIM: Thanks, Mrs. Mahoney,

for driving us all the way to Upperton.

It's the least I could do

since you rescued Tabby from that tree.

No big. See you.

You're sure this is the right address, Ron?

Yup, someone's trapped in there.

Mm, I don't know.

This seems like the kind of stuff the police should handle.

Truth in advertising, Kim.

Your Web site says you can do anything.

Now it sounds braggy.

Okay, first step: getting inside.

Hey, I've got a little something that might help.

What is... that?

A naked mole rat.

I just got him yesterday at Smarty-Mart.

A naked mole rat?

(Yawning)

I named him Rufus.

It's cute, huh?

Where is Monkey Fist?

Oh, I'm working with a man named Monkey Fist.

My evil career is so in the toilet.

Say, Rufus, buddy, you think maybe

you could open these gates for us?

Uh-huh.

Naked mole rat, pets of the future.

Ta-da.

A naked mole rat.

Gross, but handy.

Want to hold him?

Mm, I'll pass.

RON: What are those red things?

Lasers.

Yes, we would like to have those shut off, please.

Paisley, you can relax.

Team Impossible can handle this.

Uh, yes, that's us.

Good name. We could use that.

Just tell me what I need to do.

Get that remote, but avoid the beams at all costs.

Um... okay.

(Grunts)

? It's just you

? Doing the impossible

? It's you

? You're practically unstoppable ?

? It's you

? Totally on untoppable

? It's you, it's you, it's you

? You're Kim Possible.

Boo-yah, Kim!

A cheerleader?

That'd be Kim Possible.

She can do anything.

Look us up online. We're worldwide, baby.

It's over. Hairy hands blew it.

He has the power of time travel

and he's late!

Calm yourself, Killagan.

I have returned,

and I've brought

a little piece of the past with me.

Is that a flamingoat?

But that's the rarest Cuddle Buddy.

They only made ten. Ten!

This so blows my pandaroo out of the water.

I never thought I'd even see one of these.

Now my life is complete.

Perfect.

So you won't mind if we end it.

Giant monkey!

(Screams)

That is sick and wrong.

Mr. Paisley, I suggest we hide.

Kim Possible, meet...

the Stone Guardian of Saxama.

Or should I say, meet your doom.

(Iaughs)

(screaming)

Giant monkey!

What did I ever do to you?

Nothing yet, but you will.

Yes, in time you shall hand each of us

humiliating defeats.

Aye, and it's a deep hurt.

Buckle up, boys.

The hurt is on.

Kim Possible?

Times two.

Ah! Giant monkey!

(Grunting)

Anybody want to explain any of this to me?

I'm you from the future.

Okay, this is a 9.7 on the weirdness scale.

Oh, you'll get used to it, trust me.

Look out.

Well, Monkey Fist,

I must admit I had my doubts.

Aye, me, too.

This actually seems to be working.

(Gasps)

Listen closely.

I can't believe it.

I told Drakken a thousand times,

"No clones."

I am not a clone.

You're not?

I'm you from the future.

Oh, I hate time travel.

(Roaring)

Am I the only one who sees the giant monkey?!

Listen, we don't have a lot of time.

Okay, actually, we do. Well, we will.

When you want to make sense, just let me know.

Grab the Time Monkey.

Why?

You need the Time Monkey.

Can't I just use yours?

No, this is mine.

Okay, actually, it's yours, too.

I mean, it's the one you're going to steal,

so technically...

If you need me,

I'll be in there watching Kim Possible lose.

Trust me, this whole rock gorilla deal

is going to go south, so when it does,

make sure you get that Time Monkey.

Run through this again for me.

Kim Possible cannot win this battle.

Wrong, ape man.

Help has arrived.

What is going on?

Kim Possible needs you.

Oh, please. The buffoon?

Oh, what possible help could the side kick be?

Ron, what... are you wearing?

My mom signed me up for a fold dancing class.

That's the future you.

What's with this stupid hat?

It's, uh, it's a future hat.

(Roaring)

Dude, personal space.

Future me isn't afraid of monkeys.

I get brave.

You have to be to dress like that.

(Yelling)

(roars)

Ooh, what's this?

I wonder what the red button does.

BOTH: No!

(Yelling)

Wow.

Cool.

Boo-yah! You rock.

No, my young friend... you rock.

Nice to know the braces work.

Yeah, as long as you don't try to kiss Walter Nelson.

Locked braces?

It was an embarrassing ride

to the orthodontist.

So what does the future hat do?

Nothing. It's just a hat.

Okay, look, listen to me.

In the future you will change your hair

and become a babe magnet.

Keep that look.

Okay, but what about that hat?

Forget the hat!

Officers, take them away.

But you can't leave us here in the past.

Aye, we'll face years of d�j� vu.

This will throw the time-stream into chaos.

Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before.

Hmm, going to prison sure sounds like a waste of time.

Of course, with this, I can waste all the time I want.

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