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All right, people, listen up!

In the spirit of international

touchy-feelyness, Middleton High is taking part

in a week-long student exchange program with our sister school

in Yamanuchi, Japan.

Please extend a warm, mad-dog welcome to Niotaka.

( Applause and cheering )

Hi.

( Sighing )

Imports are nice.

Sure, the guy's got looks,

attitude, and a bon-diggity ride,

but can he do this?

Why would he want to?

And now,

the name of the Middleton student who will journey

to the home of Sumo and anime...

Ron Stoppable.

Huh. Me?

Let me get this straight.

We get motorcycle hotness, and they get Stoppable?

Any way we can make this trade permanent?

Now keep in mind,

Stoppable, the next seven days,

you are a cultural ambassador.

You represent this school, this city, and this nation.

Don't worry, Mr. B.

I am a master at the delicate art of diplomacy.

But if they push any of that raw fish on me,

I swear I'll chuck.

BOTH: Uh-oh.

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

? There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

Okay Rufus, looks like

we've got the essentials packed.

You're taking a duffel

full of nachos to Japan?

Just for the plane.

I'll restock at the Bueno Nacho Express

in the Tokyo airport.

You're really going to soak up

the local culture, aren't you?

Within reason.

( Loud slurping sound )

( girls screaming )

Ladies, ladies, please.

You'll only be Ron-less for one week.

Be brave.

Oh, come on.

Show me some love.

Look at them fight over that Hirotaka guy.

It's pathetic.

So the dude's got a smooth ride.

Big whoop.

WOMAN: Unstoppable-san.

Konichiwa.

I am Yodi from the Yamanuchi school.

It is my honor to guide you this week.

( Weak chuckle )

Believe me,

the honor is, like, totally mine.

This is where you go to school?

The campus is located on the peak

of Mount Yamanuchi.

So, we just wait here for a helicopter or what?

You are funny, Stoppable-san.

Of course, it will be our honor to walk.

The Nachos are safe.

Go on without me.

But we are almost there, Stoppable-san.

It will be my honor to pass out.

( Gasps )

Check... it... out.

( Martial arts yells )

Is this a public school?

MAN: Ron Stoppable.

We have awaited your arrival.

I am Sensai.

Yamanuchi is no ordinary school.

We are a secret training ground

for the ancient art of Ninjitsu.

A secret Ninja school.

Wait, is it a public secret Ninja school?

Oh. Check out the Sheik.

Are we the only two girls in Middleton not crushing on him?

You think you're pretty slick stuff,

don't you, Chief?

Excuse me.

Maybe I need to teach you some manners.

What's rude about "excuse me"?

To fight you, would prove nothing.

That's very zen.

Rick won't get it.

I don't get it.

It is my wish to spare you

the embarrassment of a humiliating defeat.

( Grunting )

( grunting )

( gasping )

You know...

( laughing )

that Hirotaka does have really cool hair.

I am so digging his hair right now.

Our school has a long and honored history.

It was founded in the Year 338 A.D.

by the great warrior, Tushumir

who carved this monastery from the mountain

using only this sword,

the Lotus Blade.

MAN: No. What?!

You say too much, Master Sensai.

He is an outsider.

No, it's cool.

I'm way good at keeping secrets.

Unless, it's something really juicy.

Fugusima, your rudeness dishonors us all.

But Master...

I warn you: do not further shame yourself.

Honored guest, I must beg your forgiveness.

Dude, please, nothing but love.

This will be your room.

So does the bed flip out

from the wall or something?

( Giggling )

That is the bed, Stoppable-san.

Call me Ron-san.

You should sleep.

Wake-up is at 4:00 sharp.

4:00? In the afternoon?

Yeah. Okay, that sounds do-able.

You are so funny

with your American-style jokes, Stoppable-san.

Good night.

( Gong sounding )

Ah... ooh... snooze button?

SENSAI: Today we begin with the Dragon Claws.

Be quick,

be silent. Go.

Hey, wait up.

Welcome to Yamanuchi... outsider.

( Snoring )

( laughing )

Oh, man.

Even in Japan? ( giggling )

Hirotaka. Hi. I'm...

Kim Possible.

I know.

You do? Oh.

Hey I saw you play Brick back there.

It was, um... spankin'.

Mantis Kung Fu rocks.

You know the Mantis style?

Well, I wouldn't say know.

I might say dabbled in.

Show me.

What? Right here.

Oh, I-I don't...

I will see you, Kim Possible.

I'm a sheep, a crushing sheep.

RON: Ow... ow... ow... not so fast.

Listen, maybe I'm not cut out

for this Ninja School stuff, Yori.

It has been harder for you than Rufus-san.

( Gulping )

( burps )

But you must not give up.

Even a mighty river was once a stream.

But I'm a trickle.

I believe in you, Stoppable-san.

Good night.

Ahh, call me Ron-san.

Yeah! I love this place.

Ron-san is going to sleep like a baby, tonight.

( Whimpering )

No, I don't mean waking up every two hours

crying for my mama.

( Bell ringing )

I'm up, I'm up, all right.

Where's the Dragon Course?

I'm there.

Where is everyone?

( Chattering )

It is the alarm.

The Lotus Blade has been stolen.

Stoppable-san... sit.

Look, if this is about the damages to the school...

I wish your help in recovering the Lotus Blade.

My help?

Well, Master, I don't know if you've noticed,

but I have been flunking every class since I got here.

The Lotus Blade is no ordinary sword.

In the wrong hands

it could be very dangerous.

( Sniffing )

Monkey?

Monkey... Lord Monkey Fist.

My arch foe.

Hey. I just realized I have my own personal arch foe.

That's pretty cool.

This Monkey Fist is now more powerful than ever before.

The sword in the wrong hands...

I fear for us all.

You fear?

Oh man, look, due respect,

I have some very deep-rooted monkey issues.

I know.

You were not chosen to come to Yamanuchi by accident.

Tochimur, the warrior who founded our school

was the original master of Tae-shing Pequa.

Funky kung fu!

I knew there was something about this place.

Since then, there have been only two individuals

who have been exposed

to the mystical monkey power.

Monkey Fist

and you.

You, and the Lotus Blade are connected by destiny.

This has got to be a mistake.

I can't even get a grain of rice

from the master lunch lady.

Look, I wish I could help,

but you're sick with ninjas here.

Do as your heart tells you.

Can you hear it, too?

Monique,

thank you for letting me use your Club Banana discount.

I will see you around.

Yeah.

Making Hirotaka feel right at home?

Okay, I admit it.

I am now officially crushing.

I know. How can you not?

Well, you two would make a totally cute couple.

Come on, you two are truly, madly.

Kim, best friend says, "Go for it."

Monique, I insist.

Nachos are history and so am I.

Come on, Rufus.

Yori?

I'm saddened to say that Yori is missing.

Missing? Missing how?

Since you refused the task of recovering the lotus blade,

she seized the honor.

Her footprints...

the ground here, tells the story.

A great struggle, many warriors.

And one Yori.

The hour grows late,

Stoppable-san.

You have a plane to catch.

I'm going to miss that plane.

Come on, Rufus.

Time to kick some monkey tail.

Ow!

Outsider, wait.

Look, Dude-san,

I don't have time for your attitude.

Allow me the honor of going with you.

Well... I suppose we could use someone who knows the area.

But let's get one thing straight.

When it comes to saving the beautiful girl

and winning her affections, that's my honor.

Got it?

Fair enough, outsider.

Fair enough.

The trail leads this way.

Man, it's like

an ice sauna up here.

Volcanic hot springs.

Many seek their healing powers.

I will see how far this trail leads.

Watch my back.

Consider it watched.

Rufus. Ru...?

Oh, Fuji.

Why is it always monkeys?

Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed super models?

Hey...

Not too shabby, check me out.

Outsider, this way.

Talk to me, Wade.

I need coordinates on the target ASAP.

I don't know about this, Kim.

Wade, this is serious. Okay.

Target directly below at 5:00.

Kim, are you sure you want to go there?

Cut the chatter, Wade, I'm working.

Oh, Hirotaka.

What a coincidence running into you here.

Konichiwa, Kim.

Listen, the Bravos are playing at the civic center tonight

and guess who scored some tickets?

I was thinking that maybe... Hey, Kim.

Actually, I swung tickets, too.

This is great, we will all three go together.

It will be my honor.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

You insisted.

Who said "Go for it?"

Who was all "truly madly"?

I don't even know what that means.

You said it.

I know, I didn't mean it.

We will cover more ground if we split up.

( Cackling )

( louder cackling )

( cackling laughter )

At last, the ultimate weapon is where it belongs.

Stoppable-san.

Call me Ron-san.

Come on, we have to find Fukushima

and get off Monkey Mountain.

Fukushima? No.

He told Monkey Fist the location of the lotus blade.

He has betrayed us.

But he's the one that led us down here.

That means this whole thing is... A trap.

Sorry, outsider.

You and I are the only people on Earth

capable of unleashing the power

of the lotus blade.

Once I have destroyed you,

there will be only me.

( Iaughing maniacally )

I'd say things are about to heat up.

This could be a bad career move for you, Fukushima.

How so, outsider?

I mean, how's this going to look on your transcripts?

You know, this will keep you out

of a good Ninja college for sure.

But I was hoping to gain early admission.

Don't worry, I'll write you a letter of recommendation,

and by then, I will have led an army

of ninja monkeys into battle.

Under the power of the lotus blade, the world will fall...

making me, supreme monkey ruler.

( Cackling, monkeys screeching )

He thinks he's such a smart monkey.

I'm sorry it ends like this, Stoppable-san.

It's not over yet, Yori.

I'm like a cat with nine lives.

I keep the... ow!

Ow! Hot! Hot! Ow! Hot! Hot!

( Pants )

Monkey Fists thinks he and I

are the only ones exposed to mystical monkey power,

he's forgetting there is one other.

The lotus blade!

That rodent has the mystical monkey power.

Ninjas, attack!

Uh, Rufus, when you get a chance.

Thanks, Monkey Ninja, buddy.

Ha. Who's the smart monkey now?

They must not escape.

Hurry, Stoppable-san.

Here are the seats.

Look, Monique, this is ridiculous.

We can't be feuding over the same guy.

We're friends.

Kim, I am so relieved to hear you say that.

I was thinking the same thing.

Cool.

Because I think Hirotaka really likes me,

so if you... Likes you?

You better wake up from that dream, girl.

Monique. What ya gonna do?

Want to start with some of that chump teen hero kung fu?

Bring it here.

( Grunting )

They will be coming for us.

Let's see what this thing can do.

No, nope, too pointy.

Don't know what that is.

Hey, I could use that camping.

I could 'cause...

Yes!

Hop on, everybody. Whoa!

The icebergs will take us to safety.

( Yelling )

I grow impatient.

Hand over the sword.

Never. Not in a hundred, million,

billion y... oh!

The lotus blade!

( Screams )

( cries )

Okay, real quickly, I want to point out

that it wasn't my fault.

He did it.

( Growls ): Attack!

( Horn blows )

Master sensai.

( Sing-songy ): Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

They're bad, you're sad.

They're bad.

You're sad.

Let's just bring it, shall we?!

( Screeching )

Outsider, without the lotus blade you are nothing.

Want some more?

Hah. It is my honor to defeat you.

Retreat!

Sensai, I am really sorry about losing the lotus blade.

So long as your heart remains pure,

the blade will always know the way home.

Call it back to you.

Call it? But I mean, how...?

Magic sword, here, boy.

( Kissing )

Uh, my bad. I can pay for that, really.

You just go ahead, you put that on my tab.

Our gratitude runs, Stoppable.

At Yamanochi, you will always be remembered

as a warrior hero.

Boo-ya! A warrior hero, score!

But the true nature of the ninja school

must be kept secret. Huh?

You must never tell anyone

of your adventure here,

not ever.

Man, that tanks.

I will miss you.

Good bye, Ron-san.

( Whistles )

Uh, any chance of a warrior hero

getting a lift to the airport?

Always with the American-style jokes.

Naturally,

it will be a great honor to walk.

Yeah, I knew that.

Take care, Hirotaka.

Stay in touch.

Thank you. But I must say goodbye

to my number one girlfriend.

Bye, Hiro, darling.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

We were ferociously whacked

to risk our friendship like that for a crush.

Even with one with hair that cool.

The boys are back in town!

So spill.

How was Japan? Tell all.

Oh, you know, same old same old.

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