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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Metal rattling ]
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Here's the plan,
Alan Dracula.
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We're gonna sit here
for however long it takes,
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wait for one of those
weird pod things to fly by,
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and as soon as it does,
we hijack it for ourselves,
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ride it back to
wherever it came from.
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Passengers get a number
somewhere
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before waking up
on the train,
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and I'm guessing the pods
will lead us there.
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And then [sighs] I'll find
a way to get a number.
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[ Zapping ]
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I'm serious.
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Now that Jesse is gone...
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Look. [Sighs]
You're all I've got.
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I need you to be ready.
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No turning into stuff
that'll slow us down,
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like a snail
or a broken car or...
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You know,
once I get my number,
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it -- it means I'm eventually
gonna leave the train,
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and I don't think
I can take you with me.
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[ Snorts ]
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Even if I could, you wouldn't
be happy out there.
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Getting off the train
is my journey.
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It wouldn't be fair
to force you to leave.
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This is your home.
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♪♪
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You're not my pet.
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You're my friend.
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You know that, right?
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Aw.
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[ Whirring ]
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Huh?
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Uh! Ugh!
[ Metal screeching ]
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Aah! Ah!
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Glad-One: Which is my 16th
favorite kind of giraffe
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you'll see on the train.
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Sad-One: Necks are kind of
weird, right?
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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
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Ugh!
Huh?
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What's going on?
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-Ugh.
-Aaaaaaaah!
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Glad-One:
Please remain in your pod.
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Uh! Aaah!
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[ Roars ]
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Aaaaah! Aah!
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-Wait!
-Aaah!
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Glad-One:
Please return to your pod.
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Come on, Alan Dracula.
Get comfortable.
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Thank you for returning
to your pod.
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Ugh.
Ugggggh!
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Greetings, passenger.
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If you're watching this,
it means we've run into
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an unforeseen problem,
but not to worry!
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For every problem,
there is a documentary!
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Ugh!
Give me a break.
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We're now on route
to the Tape Car.
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Off, please.
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This is where
all the magic happens.
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And by magic, I mean
numerical algorithmic judgment.
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Ugh! Just saying it makes me
warm and fuzzy inside
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because very soon,
your pod's gonna get fixed,
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and you'll be sent back
on your way.
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Too bad you're asleep,
and you'll never hear this.
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Hmm, I suppose
this documentary is more for me
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than anyone else.
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Maybe it's time
I stopped.
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Yes, do that!
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Instead, I'm gonna guess
what Atticus is doing right now.
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Ugh!
One -- barking.
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Two -- rolling over.
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Three -- he's dead,
a pile of dog bones
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on the side
of a long-forgotten road.
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Four --
he's only playing dead,
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a pile of not bones
on a not-forgotten road.
La, la, la, la, la, la,
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la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la!
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♪♪
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Trumpeting ]
We're here!
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What?
Don't get excited.
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It doesn't look
very special.
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Ugh!
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♪♪
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Fun fact -- the Tape Car
is the only car
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where the universe
is projected on the outside.
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It's what's outside
that counts.
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Ah, the robot's
out of his mind.
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♪♪
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What? Uh...
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Um...
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♪♪
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Ah! Aaaah!
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Ooh! Ugh.
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[ Gasps ]
Ah!
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Alan Dracula!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Ah!
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[ Bang! Clang! ]
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[ Snorts ]
Ugh.
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You okay, Alan Dracula?
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
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What is this place?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Uh!
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Ah! Ah!
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[ Bleats ]
Shh!
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Hey, don't eat that.
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Hmm?
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[ Indistinct voices ]
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Mom, this one!
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That's a bearded dragon.
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Mom, this one!
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That's a bearded dragon.
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Do you need some help?
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No, I can do it.
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Do you need some help?
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No, I can do it.
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It was an accident!
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Honey, I told you not to...
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It was an accident.
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Honey, I told you not to...
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What is this?
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Ah!
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[ Beeping ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Beep ]
Uh?
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[ Beep ]
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♪♪
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They...
don't care about me.
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Hey, weirdo!
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Come on, Alan.
Let's keep moving.
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Aah!
[ Gasping ]
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Alan, stay back!
[ Gasping ]
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Alan?
[ Gasping ]
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[ Moans ]
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No!
Aah! Aah!
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Ah, ah, ah, aah!
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Whoa! Oh!
Sorry!
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Aaaaah!
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[ Clang! ]
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Ugh.
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[ Gasps ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Exhales ]
When all this is over,
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you and Jesse are gonna
laugh about this.
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This will be funny.
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[ Whirring ]
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♪♪
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Whoa.
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♪♪
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Ah, thanks!
I can do 8:30.
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This proposal is
ridiculous.
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♪♪
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[ Whirring ]
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♪♪
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Yes!
Uff da!
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I better get a smaller number
than that.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Ugh. Sorry.
I need this more than you.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct, fast talking ]
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Come on!
Hurry it up!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Huh?
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[ Gasping ]
Ah!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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No!
I'm here!
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Give me a number!
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Ugh!
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Listen to me!
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You don't think I deserve
a number, do you?
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Well, you gave a number
to some lady
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who was sad
about her dead lizard!
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How is that fair?!
What?
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Do I need a sad-lizard story?
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Is that it?
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Ughhhh!
Look at me!
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I am a person!
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I deserve a number!
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Aaaaah!
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[ Banging ]
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Ugh!
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Aaaah!
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Aaaaaah!
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[ Panting ]
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Aaaaah! Ugh!
Agh!
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[ Panting ]
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♪♪
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Aaaaah!
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Huh?
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[ Gasping ]
Aaaah!
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Oof.
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Ah, ah!
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Aaaaah!
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Glad-One: Hello!
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I'd appreciate it if you'd stop
breaking everything.
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Sad-One: Unless you want me to
start writing your obituary.
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♪♪
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[ Clanging ]
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