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why did I move here I guess it was the
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weather
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what are they think that magic you see
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it in the movies I wanted to retire and
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what I was doing you know that that line
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of work
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be a good guy for once family man so I
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bought a big house came here beat up
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thought I'd be a dad like all the other
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day my kids could be like the kids on TV
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we all sit in the Sun but you know
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yeah I've been in this game for a lot of
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years I got out alive if you want my
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advice you're the shit up it's in the
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guns and crank in this area go through
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Trevor Phillips enterprise
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they ain't going I'll swing by and sign
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the contracts all right just ignore the
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bodies
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each I'm Roberto beat ya'll to the house
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right there
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yellow stairs okay how many cars you own
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you ain't changes I get my money in the
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lid I'm cool cool what slinging dope and
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throwing up gang signs your son James
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he's a good kid
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hey let's bounce bounce bounce
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that's Trevor my best friend that's
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Franklin the son I always won you know
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whatever Jesus your therapist has a lot
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to answer for
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I'll bet the mountain we're getting
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ready
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what do you want Michael I don't know
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I want something that isn't this
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I want to be a good dad
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love my family only live the dream
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why do I have to hold your hand through
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this whole midlife crisis bullshit
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but at the same time I really want the
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other stuff too
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and you're plainly addicted to chaos
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well I'm not sure that's true
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oh that's dumb
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rich am Israel I'm pretty average for
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this town
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I think you need a new therapist Oh
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radio khakha ready
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googoo ready Oh God
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so you giving me a lecture by not being
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a good enough gangbang that's all we got
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I'm always trying to get out of this
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bullshit I'm sounding more and more like
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a snitch every day
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this is celebration bitchy I sound like
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somebody trying to make some paper and
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not get key oh my bad mr. gold car
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ah guy still shit we got no respect
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raagh I respect what we have
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enjoy the holes oh man yeah whatever you
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got it don't love you watching young
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nigga show us a son
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I ever tell you about Trevor Oh major
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drug deal real hillbilly types in bring
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me my car for I'm gonna cut your arm on
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it's the same back in town baby yeah
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please just go and ruin somebody else's
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home furnishing stones ooh I'm new in
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town I'm making friends alright lot of
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friends I mean things could get really
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messy just keep them away for me and the
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children I run a nice new pets by the
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way is wrong with you abandonment issues
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see a shrink once a week
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oh boy
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massage no I really don't get my dick
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out thank down on this way I don't think
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with Grand Theft Auto 5 Rockstar have
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tried to reimagine the open-world game
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in a number of ways the game world is
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beautiful
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massive and diverse
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a sprawling satirical reimagining of
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modern Southern California covering
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mountains and oceans expensive stores
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and strip malls urban decay and
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untouched wilderness beaches and
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backwoods the sublime and the ridiculous
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greed and hypocrisy you tell me exactly
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what you want and I will very carefully
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explain to you why it cannot be what so
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what we doing here we're working amigo
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for the first time
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the game features not one but three
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would-be heroes snowin Michael a one
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successful bank robber and now less
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successful family man you know you're a
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real asshole what did you just say to me
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stop it you're ruining my go go Franklin
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Congress street hustler convinced he's
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surrounded by morons can't we pull the
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assets of a dead man fix it cheap
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asshole and then there's Trevor the less
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said about him the better
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introducing three lead characters
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transforms both the narrative into one
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in a woven story and the structure of
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individual missions players can cut
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between vantage points use a little
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backup here and from one high-octane
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moment to another
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get out of here this helps to get
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missions new levels of diversity and
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intensity
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when not on a mission the use of three
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lead characters also allow for a touch
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of voyeurism as you can drop in at any
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moment and find out what your new
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friends have been up to if they go about
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their days cheese pop too much more than
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maybe I won't be dead by 35
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the world is not only huge is packed
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with a vast array of things to see and
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do cars to customize
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planes to fly close Dubai sports to play
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Nirvana's to pursue oceans to dive
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animals to spot hunt and be hunted by
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freaks to watch meet and befriend by
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gather bounties down and on and on
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have you been Oh simply wonderful and
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you somewhere stuck between joyful and
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peachy
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there's also been a huge focus on
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mechanics in the game to make every
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aspect as fun and fluid as it is broad
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everything from driving and shooting to
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tennis and bike riding feels fun and
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responsive
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however alongside all of this leisure
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people also have to take care of
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business for all their pretensions these
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men are dangerous thieves it's an
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industrial area right so I'm thinking
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vehicles trash trucks block help drop
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set to survive they have to set up and
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pull off a series of increasingly
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audacious heists gentlemen some plans
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for your attention the player sets
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things up themselves then decides how
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they execute them and with whom there's
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two ways I see of doing this we go in
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smart let's go
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we go in loud and down gentlemen
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mrs. your moment please don't make me
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ruin all the great work your Plastic
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Surgeons have been doing after the tank
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is divided you decide what to spend your
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money on anything from sensible
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investments like tattoos and fast cars
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risky ventures like Staats and Los
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Santos real estate and then there's
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Grand Theft Auto online which we will
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show you properly soon
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with Grand Theft Auto online Rockstar
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Games is looking to bring the chart of
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the Grand Theft Auto experience to a
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living online world with multiple
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players
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just what you choose to do in that world
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it's up to you the game combines a
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persistent and continually expanding
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world's full of personalities welcome to
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paradise
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now that was offered with a wide array
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of redesigned mechanics
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and a huge range of both structured and
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unstructured activities for you to do
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after you fly into Los Santos you're
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introduced to the world and its many
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opportunities for earning and spending
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money you need to better represent at
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yourself no time out having fun and
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getting into trouble you can run around
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on your own making friends and enemies
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or band together and form a crew then
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tackle a heist robbed a liquor store or
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compete in classic online modes
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or do much more besides complete any job
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and you'll make money and earn
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reputation
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then you can spend petty cash
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customizing your character their outfit
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weapon of choice or favorite vehicle as
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you make some real money maybe you can
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buy an apartment so friends can stop by
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and hang out or buy a garage fill it
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with custom vehicles and then take them
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racing by land air and sea or simply
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cruise around showing off everything you
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do helps you progress through the world
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introducing you to new characters now
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keep your mouth shut about mere new
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missions rewards and almost limitless
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opportunities
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Rockstar will be constantly developing
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more content for you to enjoy but you'll
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also be able to design your own races
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and death matches using the content
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creator
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then you can share them with friends and
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the world or try ones other people have
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made
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Grand Theft Auto online brings the
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freedom of the Grand Theft Auto
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experience to multiple players in a
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dynamic shared world a few weeks ago I
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was happily sulking by my swimming pool
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who do you want just came by to see if
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there's something I can help you with
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I'm retired
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my psychotic best friend shows up out of
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nowhere nobody tells me what I want
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torture me over mistakes I made over a
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decade ago you're back in the game I
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guess yes well welcome back man
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we're all professionals we all know the
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score this is legit business oh okay tax
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returns an iron we're gonna move quick
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I'm gonna keep cool my job my score yes
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you're wrong you are alone
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those are group hugs out of the question
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Grand Theft Auto 5 coming September 17th
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rated M for Mature
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