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Man: 'TWAS THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
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NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING,
NOT EVEN A MOUSE.
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* IN MY MIND
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* OHH *
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* OHH OHH OHH OHH
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* I WANT YOU TO BE FREE
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* OOH OOH OOH OOH
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* FOR ALL OF OUR FRIENDS
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* OOH OOH OOH OOH *
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* WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME
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* OOH OOH OOH OOH
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* OOH OOH OOH OOH *
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( belches )
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* NOW HEAR WHAT I SAY
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* OOH OOH OOH OOH
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* WE WISH YOU A MERRY
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* MERRY CHRISTMAS
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* TO EACH ONE OF YOU
* TO ALL OF YOU
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* HMMM *
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* SILENT NIGHT
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( snoring )
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* HOLY NIGHT
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* ALL IS CALM *
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( snoring )
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* ALL IS BRIGHT
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( smacking lips together )
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* 'ROUND YON VIRGIN
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* MOTHER AND CHILD
* MOTHER AND CHILD
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* HOLY INFANT
* HOLY INFANT
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* SO TENDER AND MILD
* TENDER AND MILD
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* SLEEP--
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UHH!!
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GODDAMN, DAY-DAY.
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TAKE IT ALL.
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ONE, TWO,
PICK IT UP, THREE.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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( dog groaning )
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DAMN! THAT'S
A UGLY-ASS BABY.
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EYES COCKED LIKE A PISTOL.
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ALL I WANT, SANTA CLAUS,
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IS TWO FAT BITCHES
AND A BAG OF WEED
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AND TWO BAGS OF CHIPS
TO GIVE TO THE FAT BITCHES.
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WHAT THE...?
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DAMN, THESE NIGGAS
ARE BROKE.
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NO CHRISTMAS HAM
IN HERE...NOTHING.
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IT'S A DAMN SHAME.
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ALL I WANT IS TWO FAT BITCHES
AND SOME CHEESEBURGERS,
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SO CHEECO
CAN LICK ON THEM,
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AND TWO-YEARS' SUPPLY
OF ROLLING PAPER.
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YEAH, TWO PIECES OF BOLOGNA,
YEAH, BABY.
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THIS GONNA BE GOOD
RIGHT HERE.
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I'M SO HUNGRY.
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WHAT THE HELL
YOU DOIN' IN MY HOUSE,
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EATIN' A BIG-ASS SANDWICH
AND SHIT?
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NIGGA, I'M SANTA CLAUS,
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MILK
AND COOKIES?
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SANTA CLAUS!
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OH, SHIT!
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YOU BETTER GET
YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!
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UHH! GODDAMN!
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DAY-DAY! DAY-DAY!
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DAY-DAY!
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DAY-DAY!
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DAY-DAY!
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ALL I WANT IS A FAT BITCH
WITH A NAME BELT
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THAT SAY
"GLITTER" ON IT.
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YEAH!
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DAY-DAY!
HELP ME, MAN!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MOTHERFUCKER!
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WHOA!
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( groaning )
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Craig: AS YOU CAN SEE,
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I GOT MY BLACK ASS
BACK IN THE GHETTO,
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THE ONLY PLACE
WHERE YOU CAN GET ROBBED
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BY SANTA CLAUS
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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OH, SHIT!
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MAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN HANDLE
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ANOTHER GODDAMN FRIDAY.
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THIS SHIT HURT.
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DAY-DAY! WAKE UP,
MAN, WE JUST GOT ROBBED!
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DAY-DAY!
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GET YOUR SCARY ASS UP, MAN,
I KNOW YOU HEARD THAT SHIT!
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( groaning )
WE JUST
GOT ROBBED!
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GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!
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GET YOUR--
WAKE YOUR ASS UP!
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COME ON, MAN,
I GOTTA CALL THE PO-PO!
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WHAT'D YOU SAY? DAMN.
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WE JUST GOT ROBBED, CHEECO.
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Police radio:
...UNIT 415, MAN IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
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THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
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SHIT,
THEN I CAUGHT HIM...
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I HIT HIM, LIKE,
FOUR TIMES.
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I WOULD'VE BEEN
A PROFESSIONAL BOXER,
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BUT I WAS
IN SPECIAL EDUCATION.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
I WAS WHUPPING HIS ASS!
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CRAIG GOT
TO FIGHTING WITH HIM...
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CHECK OUT THE BEDROOMS.
SURE.
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SO, WHAT ELSE
DID HE GET?
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LIKE I SAID,
HE TOOK ALL OF OUR PRESENTS,
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HE TOOK MY CD COLLECTION...
CDs...
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HE EVEN TOOK DAY-DAY'S
BABY PICTURES.
PICTURES?
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OH, YEAH, AND HE GOT
OUR SPEAKER, MAN,
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WITH ALL
OUR RENT MONEY IN IT.
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RENT MONEY!
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SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
NOT THE RENT MONEY!
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YOU AIN'T ABOUT
TO DO NOTHIN'.
WHO GOT THE RENT MONEY?
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SHIT!
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JUMPING UP
LIKE YOU "MR. GET BAD."
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WHERE WAS YOU WHEN HE
WAS BEATING MY ASS
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WITH THAT TREE?
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CRAIG, MY LEG
IS HURTING.
GOOD!
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YEAH, HE GOT
THE RENT MONEY.
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ALL OF IT.
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YOU'RE POSITIVE HE WAS
DRESSED LIKE SANTA CLAUS?
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JOLLY, WHITE, FAT GUY,
LITTLE RED SUIT,
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COUPLE ELVES
PACKING THE BAGS?
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HE'S A PROJECT SANTA CLAUS.
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PICTURE OL' DIRTY BASTARD
IN A SANTA CLAUS SUIT.
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CAN YOU PICTURE THAT?
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DO YOU KNOW
WHO OL' DIRTY BASTARD IS?
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NO, I'M NOT BIG
ON THAT.
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YOU OUGHT TO BE NERVOUS,
YOU A BLACK COP.
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YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS
HUDDLE UP OR SOMETHING
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AND FIND THIS DUDE.
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STAY RIGHT THERE.
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I AIN'T GOIN'
NOWHERE.
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CALM DOWN.
I'M CALM.
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YOU'RE GONNA SIT IN THE CAR.
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!
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YOU'RE PUSHING ALL
THE WRONG BUTTONS, PAL.
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WE THE VICTIMS, MAN.
WE THE VICTIMS.
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THAT VICTIM SHIT
IS WAY OVERBLOWN.
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JUST SIT THERE
AND SHUT UP.
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ASSHOLE.
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SANTA CLAUS
STRIKES AGAIN.
YEAH.
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MAKES ME WANT TO GO HOME
AND LOCK UP ALL MY SHIT.
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YOU BETTER STOP TALKING
TO THEM POLICE LIKE THAT.
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SHUT UP, YOU BETTER STOP
TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT.
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I CAN KICK YOUR ASS FOR THE
WAY YOU ACTING THIS MORNING.
AIN'T THAT A BITCH?
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WE GONNA STILL HAVE
OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY?
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HOW THE FUCK WE GONNA
HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY
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WITH OUR APARTMENT
LOOKING LIKE THIS?
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WE CAN'T CANCEL
THE PARTY, MAN!
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00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,336
WHAT ABOUT THE HOS
WE HAD COMING DOWN HERE?
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I INVITED
SOME NICE-ASS GIRLS,
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SAID THEY GONNA
FUCK FOR A BUCK,
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DO SOMETHING STRANGE
FOR A LITTLE PIECE OF CHANGE,
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AND I KNOW WE GONNA MAKE THEM
HOLLER FOR A DOLLAR.
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ONE SAID THEY WAS GONNA
SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK.
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I AIN'T NEVER HAD THAT
EVER HAPPEN TO ME.
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I'M TRYING GO SEE
WHAT THAT BE LIKE RIGHT THERE...
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( speaking gibberish )
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LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT YOU, THAT PARTY.
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ALL I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT
IS THE RENT.
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IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO USE
HALF THE RENT MONEY...
NO, IT WASN'T. NO, IT WASN'T.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA!
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DIX, I THINK
WE GOT SOMETHING HERE.
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WELL, WELL,
WHOSE IS THIS?
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ACTUALLY,
IT'S BOTH OF OURS.
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NO, IT AIN'T.
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IT IS, BUT IT'S
FOR MUNICIPAL USES ONLY.
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I MEAN, HE GOT CATARACT,
LAZY EYE, LITTLE GLAUCOMA.
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Day-Day: SEE
THAT EYE RIGHT THERE?
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LITTLE SHOT
OF GONORRHEA, SEE?
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DO YOU GUYS
HAVE ANY IDEA
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WHAT WE CAN DO
TO YOU FOR THIS?
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NO.
JUVENILE CENTER?
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WE CAN MAKE
YOUR CHRISTMAS MUCH WORSE
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THAN WHAT IT ALREADY IS.
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BEING THAT IT'S FRIDAY,
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THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE
A JUDGE TILL POSSIBLY MONDAY.
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AW!
Officer: MAYBE.
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BUT SINCE WE'RE NICE GUYS,
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WE'RE JUST GOING
TO CONFISCATE THIS PLANT,
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TAKE IT WITH US,
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UNTIL WE FIND
THIS SANTA CLAUS CHARACTER.
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OH, THAT'S
FUCKED UP, TOO.
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OH, HEY, AND WHEN
WE FIND SAINT NICK,
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WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT US
TO DO TO HIM, YOU KNOW?
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CRACKED RIBS,
FRACTURED SKULL,
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LITTLE EYE GOUGE?
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Both: FRACTURED SKULL.
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BEAT THE SHIT
OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
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EYE GOUGE,
THAT'S THE SHIT.
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AND AN EYE GOUGE.
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00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,755
I SAY YOU STICK
A PLUNGER IN HIS ASS
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LIKE THEY DID
IN NEW YORK--
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FRACTURED SKULL.
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THIS IS
OFFICER BRIAN DIX,
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I'M OFFICER ALVIN HOLE.
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AND WE'LL LET YOU KNOW
IF ANYTHING DEVELOPS.
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"OFFICER A. HOLE
AND B. DIX."
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WE'LL CALL YOU...
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00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,771
IF WE FIND ANYTHING.
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00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,340
I LIKE THEM POLICE
RIGHT THERE.
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OH, YEAH...
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YOU GOT A BIG PILE
OF DOG SHIT
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IN THE MIDDLE
OF YOUR BED BACK THERE.
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00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,347
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO CHECK THAT OUT.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,853
HE THE DICK.
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00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,989
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
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00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,891
HAPPY HOLIDAYS,
MISS PEARLY.
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00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,193
POLICE RUNNING ALL IN
AND OUT OF THE BUILDING!
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00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,861
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?!
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00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,596
SOMEBODY BROKE IN
OUR APARTMENT THIS MORNING
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00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,798
AND STOLE ALL OUR STUFF.
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00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,365
THAT BULLSHIT SECURITY.
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00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,802
I SURE HOPE THEY
DIDN'T GET THE RENT MONEY
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00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,805
'CAUSE YOU TWO NIGGAS
BEEN DUCKING AND DODGING ME
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FOR ABOUT
THREE WEEKS NOW.
ME? I--
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TODAY IS THE DAY
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
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IS GONNA KICK IN.
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WHY YOU ALWAYS
BRING YOUR ASS UP HERE
WITH THIS SHIT,
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00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,815
HARASSING US?
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WITH THAT
BIG OL' WOLF PUSSY.
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00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,384
YOU COME HERE ALL THE TIME
SMELLING LIKE THAT.
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LOOK, YOU DON'T
EVEN OWN THE PLACE.
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YOU JUST THE MANAGER.
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AND I'M GONNA MANAGE
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TO EVICT YOUR SKINNY,
PUNK, BLACK ASS
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ON UP OUT OF HERE TODAY
IF YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS
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DON'T PAY UP YOUR RENT.
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MANAGE TO, LIKE,
GET THAT LINED UP.
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DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT IT, BITCH,
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I KNOW SOMEBODY LIKE IT!
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00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,401
YOU NEED TO TAKE
YOUR ASS BACK DOWNSTAIRS
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'CAUSE YOU AIN'T
EVICTIN' NOBODY...
NOBODY!
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00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,672
UNLESS YOU GOT
A MOTHERFUCKING ARMY
WITH YOU.
WHAT?
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00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,043
I DON'T NEED NO ARMY,
MR. SMART-ASS!
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MY SON DAMON
HOME RIGHT NOW.
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Both: DAMON!
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00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,449
Craig: I HAD A NIGHTMARE
ABOUT THAT FOOL LAST NIGHT.
234
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,085
DAY-DAY!
235
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,120
CRAIG!
236
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:09,957
WHICH ONE
OF YOU BITCHES
237
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,959
WANT TO WASH
MY DRAWERS TONIGHT?
238
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,994
THAT'D BE HIM.
HIM.
239
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,963
OH, OKAY.
240
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,066
I WASH
ON SUNDAYS ANYWAY.
241
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,433
STARCH OR PRESS?
242
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,335
STARCH, NIGGA!
243
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,172
YEAH! DAMON.
244
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,306
MOVE!
245
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,540
COME ON IN,
MISS PEARLY.
246
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:28,909
OOH!
247
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,077
WHEN DID HE
GET OUT?
248
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,912
LAST NIGHT.
249
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,280
AND I'M GONNA LET
YOU TWO BITCHES
250
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,948
IN ON A LITTLE SECRET--
251
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:38,251
WHEN YOU SPEND 12 YEARS
ON A LEVEL-FOUR PRISON YARD,
252
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,920
YOU BECOME QUITE FOND
253
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,589
OF LITTLE OL' GIRLS
LIKE YOURSELVES.
254
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,792
SO EITHER I'M GONNA
GET MY RENT MONEY TODAY,
255
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,695
OR SOMEBODY GETTING
THEIR SALAD TOSSED TONIGHT!
256
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,463
DAMN!
257
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,900
THAT AIN'T
EVEN NECESSARY.
SURE AIN'T!
258
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,002
ME AND DAY-DAY,
WE START OUR NEW JOB TODAY,
259
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,970
AND I SWEAR TO GOD
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
260
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,071
YOUR MONEY
LATER ON TONIGHT,
261
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,040
CASH...IN YOUR HAND.
262
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,508
YOU BETTER!
263
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,111
EITHER YOU FIXIN'
TO COME SEE ME
264
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,014
OR DAMON GONNA
COME SEE YOU.
265
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,315
SIMPLE AS THAT.
266
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,417
YOU LIKE 'CAUSE
YOUR SON IS A FAG?
267
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,519
SHUT UP, BITCH!
268
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,955
OH, YEAH, CRAIG.
269
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,225
TELL YOUR FINE DADDY
I SAID...
270
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,127
( growls )
271
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,462
EW!
EW!
272
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,032
I HATE
THAT BITCH!
273
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,267
TIGHT-ASS PANTS,
MAN, SHIT!
274
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,938
LOOK HOW TIGHT
THESE MOTHERFUCKING PANTS ARE.
275
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,106
I CAN'T EVEN DO THE JAMES BROWN
IN THESE PANTS.
276
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,407
GOOD, I DON'T
WANT TO SEE YOU
277
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,608
DO THE JAMES BROWN.
278
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,110
WE AIN'T NEVER
GONNA GET NO PUSSY
279
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,012
IN THESE CLOTHES, MAN.
280
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,047
I'M GONNA GET SOME.
281
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,848
TASHA, HOW WE LOOK?
282
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,350
LIKE A COUPLE
OF RENT-A-COPS.
283
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,119
WHAT ABOUT
THEM RENTED TITS?
284
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,122
SEE, THE CLOTHES
DON'T MAKE THE PLAYER,
285
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,058
THE PLAYER
MAKE THE CLOTHES.
286
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,960
RENT-A-COPS
GET PUSSY, TOO.
287
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,028
I'M NOT NO RENT-A-COP,
I'M A TOP FLIGHT SECURITY
288
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,329
AND DON'T YOU
NEVER FORGET IT.
289
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,664
AND, I SWEAR,
290
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,532
THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER
GET OUT OF HAND
291
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,068
I'M GONNA BEAT THE--
SHIT!
292
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,136
CRAIG AND DAY-DAY.
293
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,504
OHH.
294
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,508
JUST THE NIGGAS
I NEED TO SEE.
295
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,643
YO YO, WHAT'S UP,
O.G., TRIPLE O.G.,
296
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,480
O.G. TRIPLE,
TRIPLE...O.G.?
297
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,215
YOU GOT OUT
LAST NIGHT?
298
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,550
I AIN'T SEEN YOU ALL
IN ABOUT 12 YEARS, NIGGA.
299
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,052
I KNOW, I WAS LITTLE--
300
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,553
YOU'RE GROWN UP NOW,
THOUGH.
301
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,257
GIVE A NIGGA
A HUG, DOG.
302
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,660
I'M ABOUT TO GO--
303
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,096
AHH!
304
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,497
YEAH, MAN.
305
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,100
IT'S COOL, DOG, IT'S COOL.
COME HERE.
306
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,035
YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
307
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,404
GROUP HUG, NIGGA.
308
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,006
COME ON, CRAIG.
309
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,074
Damon: ALL RIGHT,
COME HERE.
310
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,610
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE.
TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE.
311
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,378
WHAT'S UP, DOG?
WHAT'S UP, NIGGA?
312
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,114
IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME,
313
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,848
'CAUSE IN THE PRISON,
DOG, HEY,
314
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,450
AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT THE FELLAS, NIGGA.
315
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,518
I HEARD,
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
316
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,919
I SWEAR, MAN.
317
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,055
WE GOT TO CARE
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
318
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,123
THAT'S RIGHT.
319
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,724
I'M FEELING YOU.
320
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,093
OHH!
OHH!
321
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,594
SOMEBODY
GO GET MY MOTHER.
322
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,030
I HEARD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
323
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,032
AIN'T PAID
YOUR RENT THIS MONTH.
324
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,035
DUCKING AND DODGING
MY MOMS AND SHIT!
325
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,137
GET YOUR TITTY
OFF MY CHIN!
326
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,140
SHOW UP HERE TONIGHT
WITHOUT THAT RENT MONEY,
327
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,742
AND WE GONNA GET REAL
MOTHERFUCKING ACQUAINTED.
328
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,144
YOU DIG?
329
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,580
I CAN'T BREATHE!
HE CAN'T BREATHE!
330
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,149
DO YOU DIG?!
331
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,883
I'M FEELING YOU, DOG.
TRUST ME.
332
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,286
DIGGING IT.
GOOD, GOOD.
333
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,721
'CAUSE I'M GONNA
ONLY SAY THIS SHIT ONCE!
334
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,324
COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO.
335
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,126
YEAH, YOU ALL LOOK GOOD
336
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,395
IN YOUR LITTLE TIGHT-ASS
RENT-A-COP OUTFITS.
337
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,397
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
NIGGETTES!
338
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,268
SHIT, MAN,
THAT'S BULLSHIT, MAN.
339
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,136
HE'S GONNA TRY AND DO
SOMETHING STRANGE TO US,
340
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,904
WATCH, MAN.
341
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,406
NO HE AIN'T. I'M GONNA
THINK OF SOMETHING.
342
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,974
THAT'S FUCKED UP, MAN.
343
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,343
HE MIGHT DO SOMETHING
STRANGE TO YOU, THOUGH.
344
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,152
PUFF PUFF AND GIVE IT,
MOTHERFUCKER.
345
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,354
THIS IS GOOD SHIT,
I AIN'T GONNA BE YOUR--
346
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,589
AW, DAMN, OW!
347
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,923
HURRY UP!
348
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,094
* HANG ALL THE MISTLETOE
349
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:12,299
* I'M GONNA GET
TO KNOW YOU BETTER *
350
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,833
* THIS CHRISTMAS
351
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,135
* AND AS YOU-- *
352
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,636
Craig: ABOUT A YEAR AGO,
353
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,538
MY POPS QUIT
HIS DOG-CATCHING JOB
354
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,641
AND WENT INTO BUSINESS
WITH MY UNCLE ELROY.
355
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,344
THEY OPENED UP A SPOT
CALLED BROTHERS BARB-B-Q.
356
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,947
TASTES SO GOOD,
MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YOUR MAMA.
357
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,649
YOU MIGHT'VE
SEEN THE COMMERCIAL.
358
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,818
Y'ALL TIRED OF EATING
THAT BARBECUE FROM UP THE STREET
359
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,820
WHERE THEY GIVE YOU MORE SAUCE
THAN THEY GIVE YOU MEAT?
360
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,223
WELL, BRING YOUR BIG ASS
DOWN TO BROS. BAR-B-Q,
361
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,958
15837
SOUTH CRENSHAW BOULEVARD,
362
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,627
THAT'S RIGHT OFF MANCHESTER.
363
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,497
BROS. BAR-B-Q, TASTES SO GOOD,
MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YOUR MAMA!
364
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,632
DON'T IT, WILLIE?
365
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,967
YEAH, BOY.
HEY, MAMA.
366
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,336
WHAT THE HELL
YOU WANT?!
367
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,973
AIN'T BUT ONE LOCATION,
SO IT'S NEAREST YOU.
368
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,975
Craig: YOU MIGHT'VE MISSED IT.
369
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,211
THEY ONLY HAD ENOUGH MONEY
FOR A 15-SECOND SPOT.
370
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,980
BUT, ANYWAY, MY POPS GOT
ME AND DAY-DAY THESE JOBS
371
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:01,948
AT THE SAME STRIP MALL...
372
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,150
ARE YOU READY?
373
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,318
...AS CHRISTMAS-HELP SECURITY.
374
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,986
LOOK, DAY-DAY,
375
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,389
WE ONLY
SECURITY GUARDS, OKAY?
376
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,824
GHETTO SECURITY GUARDS
AT THAT.
377
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,561
WE AIN'T COPS, WE AIN'T
AMERICA'S MOST WANTED,
378
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,997
NYPD BLUE--
NONE OF THAT SHIT YOU WATCH.
379
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,166
WE SOMETHING
LIKE THEM.
380
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,667
NO, NOTHING LIKE IT.
381
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,237
SO ALL WE GONNA DO--
TAKE IT EASY, MAKE THIS MONEY,
382
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,438
YOU GONNA WATCH
YOUR TEMPER.
383
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,507
I AIN'T GOTTA
WATCH SHIT.
384
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,509
YOU GONNA TREAT PEOPLE RIGHT,
TALK TO PEOPLE RIGHT...
NO, I'M NOT.
385
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,544
'CAUSE YOU CAN GET YOUR ASS
KICKED AROUND HERE REAL QUICK.
386
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,513
SO? I DON'T CARE NOTHIN'
ABOUT IT GETTING OUT OF HAND.
387
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,548
AND I AIN'T GETTING
INTO NO SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU.
388
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,584
THIS IS A JOB, MAN.
THIS AIN'T AN ADVENTURE.
389
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,452
THIS IS REAL.
390
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,421
AND I WANNA LET YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT HAVING IT.
391
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,190
EVERYBODY'S
A SUSPECT TODAY.
392
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,724
AND I TOLD YOU
I'M A PLAYER.
393
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,026
AND I DON'T CARE NONE
ABOUT NONE OF THAT.
394
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:47,994
( groaning )
UH-HUH.
395
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,262
DAMN!
396
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,630
COME ON, PLAYER,
GET YOUR ASS OUT.
397
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,498
AW, MAN.
398
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,433
FUCKING--YOU REMEDIAL!
399
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,268
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
RETARDED.
400
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,303
THAT WASN'T NOTHIN'.
401
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,437
YOU DUMB-ASS,
LET'S GO!
402
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,339
I MESS UP
ALL THE TIME.
403
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,380
COME HERE,
COME HERE, LOOK.
404
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,385
THAT'S HIM!
LET'S GET
THAT MOTHER--.
405
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,257
OHH!
GET HIM!
GET HIM!
406
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,691
WE GONNA
WHUP YOUR ASS!
407
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,428
( all yelling )
408
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,464
CRAIG, DAY-DAY!
UNCLE WILLIE!
409
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,433
WHAT THE HELL
Y'ALL DOIN' TO ME?
410
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,034
WHAT'S GOING ON?
411
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,469
DAY-DAY, DAMN!
412
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,737
I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT WAS YOU, POP!
413
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,305
I THOUGHT YOU
WAS SOMEBODY ELSE!
414
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,941
WILLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO THE BOYS BACK THERE?
415
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,510
I AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN'.
I'M COUNTING MY MONEY
AT THE CASH REGISTER.
416
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,279
THESE FOOLS KNOCKED
THE HELL OUT OF ME.
417
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,480
WE JUST MADE
A MISTAKE.
418
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,882
DAY-DAY JUST RAN IN
AND JUMPED ON DADDY!
419
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,251
Day-Day:
HE'S LYING, DADDY!
420
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,652
WHY YOU BEATING UP
ON SANTA CLAUS?
421
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,086
WHAT DID HE
DO TO YOU?
422
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,088
HE BROKE IN OUR HOUSE
AND STOLE OUR PRESENTS.
423
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,457
AND CRAIG
LET HIM DO IT.
424
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,758
WHY, CRAIG?
425
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,825
HOW YOU GONNA BLAME
THAT ON ME?
426
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,294
'CAUSE YOU...
YOU DID!
427
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,329
I TRIED TO FIGHT HIM
AND DAY-DAY--
YOU LIE!
428
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,465
I WAS SCREAMING.
HE WOULDN'T EVEN HELP.
HE'S LYIN'.
429
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,367
WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO,
DAY-DAY?
430
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,468
HE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'.
431
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,535
HE STAYED ASLEEP
THE WHOLE TIME.
432
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,103
CAN I TELL MY STORY?
433
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,605
I AIN'T DO SHIT, DADDY,
434
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,307
BUT HE COULD'VE DID
SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
435
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,108
WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
436
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,611
HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY BROWN
IN A GODDAMN SANTA CLAUS SUIT.
437
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,112
I HEARD ABOUT HIM.
438
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,681
THEY CALL HIM
"THE SANTA CLAUS CROOK"
439
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,549
OR "THE SANTA CLAUS CRIP"
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
440
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,218
HE ROBBED A LADY OUT HERE
IN THE PARKING LOT LAST WEEK.
441
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,321
CALLED HER A "HO HO HO"
AND KEPT ON RUNNING.
442
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,889
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
443
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:26,393
OH, I'M COOKIE,
THE NEW WAITRESS.
444
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:31,798
AND, UM, ELROY'S
NEW GIRLFRIEND.
445
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,501
DAMN DADDY, YOU GOT ANOTHER--
YOU GONNA CATCH SOMETHING.
446
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,868
YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT
SUGAR'S NASTY ASS.
447
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,136
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
448
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,406
I KICKED HER COUNTRY ASS
TO THE CURB,
449
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,374
HOOKED UP
WITH HER LITTLE SISTER,
450
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,576
THAT'S HOW
WE PLAYERS ROLL!
451
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,412
ELROY, YOU AIN'T
NO PLAYER.
452
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:49,215
READ MY LIPS,
YOU AIN'T NO PLAYER.
453
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,918
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'
ABOUT BEING A PLAYER.
454
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,120
BETTY DONE HAD YOUR ASS
PUSSY-WHIPPED
455
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,423
FOR ABOUT 30 YEARS.
456
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,691
NOBODY
GOT ME PUSSY-WHIPPED.
457
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,928
I WHIPS PUSSY!
458
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,564
( chuckling )
459
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,399
( slap )
460
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,836
YOU BOYS LOOK REALLY GOOD
WITH YOUR RENT-A-COP OUTFITS ON.
461
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,371
YES, VERY ATTRACTIVE.
462
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,440
THIS IS
TOP FLIGHT SECURITY.
463
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,074
WE AIN'T
NO RENT-A-COPS.
464
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:15,942
DADDY, HOW I LOOK?
465
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,410
DA DA-DA NAH!
466
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,545
LIKE A DAMN SNITCH.
467
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,347
AW, MAN,
THAT'S COLD.
468
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,615
LIKE YOU READY TO GO TELL
ON SOMEBODY RIGHT DAMN NOW.
469
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,584
AND WHERE
YOUR FLASHLIGHT AT?
470
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,952
YOU'RE RENT-A-COP, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLASHLIGHTS,
471
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,887
YOU GOT TO SHINE
SOME DAMN BODY.
472
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,556
WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO GET HANDCUFFS,
473
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,424
FLASHLIGHTS,
TASER GUNS--
474
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,892
TWO GERMAN SHEPHERDS.
475
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,594
Y'ALL MUST AIN'T HEARD
WHAT HAPPENED
476
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,128
TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS
THEY HAD AROUND HERE.
477
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,129
WHAT HAPPENED?
478
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,466
( chuckles )
479
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,401
ELROY, MAMA'S IN THE KITCHEN
WITH THE SAUCE.
480
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,202
LET'S GO--
AW, SHIT,
THE SAUCE, MOVE!
481
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,972
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OTHER TWO S--
482
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,374
WAIT A MINUTE.
483
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,941
GO SAY "HELLO"
TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
484
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,910
Willie: COME ON, LET'S GO,
MOVE YOUR BIG ASS!
485
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,580
WHAT HAPPENED WITH
THE LAST TWO SECURITY GUARDS?
486
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,915
MAMA!
487
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,216
WAKE UP, MAMA!
488
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,485
WHAT THE HELL
YOU WANT, ROY?
489
00:21:58,585 --> 00:21:59,786
YOU'RE BURNING
THE SAUCE AGAIN.
490
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,220
GIVE ME THE SPOON.
491
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,055
WE'RE NOT GONNA
HIT YOU, MAMA.
492
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,757
LOST YOUR MIND
SINCE WILLIE SLAPPED YOU.
493
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:05,858
GET YOUR HANDS
OFF HER, WILLIE!
494
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,660
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
495
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,496
YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER LET HER
GET INTO THE COMMERCIAL, ELROY.
496
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,230
GOT NO BUSINESS WORKING.
497
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,400
YOU'RE THE ONE GAVE HER
A CONCUSSION, WILLIE.
498
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,234
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE ACTING.
499
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,470
SHOULD'VE SMACKED
THE HELL OUT OF YOU.
500
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,938
HOW SHE DOING?
501
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,474
HEY, MAMA, BIG MAMA,
YOU ALL RIGHT?
502
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,509
WHO ARE YOU?
503
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,776
IT'S CRAIG, MAMA.
504
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,978
WHO CRAIG?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
505
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,647
YOUR OLDEST GRANDSON.
506
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,082
THE SMART ONE,
NOT DAY-DAY.
507
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,419
SHE STILL HAVING 30-SECOND
BLACK-OUTS AND BLURRED VISION.
508
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,920
GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE!
509
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,488
WHY YOU ALWAYS PLAYING
WITH HER ALL THE TIME?
510
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,524
Elroy: THAT'S ENOUGH
DAMN SALT THERE, WILLIE!
511
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:38,858
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
512
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,059
DON'T NOBODY WANT
ALL THAT GODDAMN SALT
513
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,628
IN THEIR POTATO SALAD!
514
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:42,995
Y'ALL ARGUE
TOO MUCH, GOD,
515
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,063
WHAT THE HELL WRONG
WITH Y'ALL?
516
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,532
Y'ALL SHOULD GET MARRIED.
517
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,435
WHY ARE YOU IN SO MUCH
COMPETITION WITH ME?
518
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,869
YOU JEALOUS,
WILLIE.
519
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,439
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU DO.
520
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,840
YOU DON'T.
521
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,475
I COOK
BETTER THAN YOU.
YOU CAN'T.
522
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,309
MY DICK IS BIGGER
THAN YOURS.
523
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,811
IT WAS COLD
THAT NIGHT.
524
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,947
THINK OF THIS,
LAST YEAR AT THIS TIME,
525
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:01,948
YOU HAD WON THE LOTTO.
526
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,050
OVER A MILLION DOLLARS.
527
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,654
ANYBODY ELSE WOULD BE LIVING
IN THE FRENCH RIVIERA.
528
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,121
YOU'RE BACK HERE
COOKING PIG FEET WITH ME
529
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,891
AT BROTHERS BAR-BAR-BARBEQUE.
530
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,626
YOU TIED-TONGUE
DOG CATCHER!
531
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,027
YOU BEST GO CHECK
ON THE SAUCE.
532
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,697
YOUR MAMA'S
OUT ON HER FEET AGAIN.
533
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,466
DUMB-ASS DOG CATCHER.
534
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,634
"I'M A LOTTO STUD,
LOTTO FUCKING STUD."
535
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,902
Craig:
SO AFTER POPS AND UNC
536
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,071
ARGUED
FOR ANOTHER 15 MINUTES,
537
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:26,539
IT WAS TIME
TO MEET OUR NEW BOSS.
538
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:27,907
HIS NAME IS MOLY.
539
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,676
Craig: HE RAN
THE WHOLE STRIP MALL
540
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,711
AND OWNED HOLY MOLY DONUTS.
541
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:35,482
BUT, TRUST ME, DON'T EVER,
EVER, EVER, EVER,
542
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,485
EVER, EVER, EVER, EAT THERE.
543
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,688
WE'LL TAKE
THE USUAL, MOLY.
544
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,824
HEY, MOLY!
HEY, WILLIE.
545
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,092
HOW YOU DOING, BOY?
546
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,994
GOOD, BUDDY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUDDY.
547
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,896
HAPPY HANUKKAH, L'CHAIM.
548
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,531
THESE ARE MY BOYS.
549
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,099
Moly: I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN JUST ONE MINUTE, BUDDY.
550
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,300
TAKE YOUR TIME.
551
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,301
DAMN, CRAIG.
552
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:56,335
JUST BE STILL.
553
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:57,837
( flies buzzing )
554
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,939
WHAT'S UP,
HOW'S THE BUSINESS?
555
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,509
EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL,
YEAH, BOY!
556
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,110
HAVE YOU SEEN
OUR COMMERCIAL?
NO, BUDDY.
557
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,714
BAR-B-Q TASTES SO GOOD,
MAKE YOU WANNA SMACK YOUR MAMA.
558
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:09,882
WHAT THE F--
559
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,083
HEY, BUDDY!
560
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,519
MOLY, WHAT THE FUCK WRONG
WITH YOU?
561
00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,687
SORRY, BUDDY,
REACTION, SORRY.
562
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:18,090
HEY, GUYS, I HEAR SOMEONE
LOOKING FOR A JOB, HUH, GUYS?
563
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,258
I WANNA ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
564
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:20,392
I, UH, OKAY.
565
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,360
WHEN WE GET
OUR GUNS?
566
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,929
NO GUNS!
567
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:25,064
YOU ARE TOP FLIGHT,
UNARMED SECURITY GUARDS.
568
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,634
WHAT ABOUT WALKIE-TALKIES?
AND SOME FLASHLIGHTS.
569
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,636
WHAT IF WE CATCH A GIRL
GIVING UP SOME HEAD
570
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,704
RIGHT IN THE BACK
BEHIND THE TRASH CAN?
571
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,106
I HAVE TO COME BACK THERE
WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND CATCH HER.
572
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,642
YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE BIG TOUGH GUYS.
573
00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,043
YOU DON'T NEED ALL
THESE GIDGETS, GADGETS, HUH?
574
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,377
( flies buzzing )
575
00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:40,212
ALL YOU NEED
IS THIS HERE.
576
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,550
IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEMS,
YOU JUST BLOW--TOOT! TOOT!
577
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,184
THESE GUYS ARE HERE ALL
THE TIME, THEY COME RUNNING.
578
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:46,619
( blowing whistles )
579
00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,154
GODDAMN, CRAIG!
580
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:49,822
CAN WE HAVE
SOME MORE DONUTS?
PLEASE.
581
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,258
SEE? VERY QUICK
RESPONSE TIME, HUH?
582
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,160
YOU GUYS READY
FOR TOUR OF PROPERTY?
583
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,028
( flies buzzing )
GIVE ME A TWISTER. MAKE IT TWO.
584
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,564
HOLD THE FLIES.
585
00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,632
KEEP UP, COME ON,
ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO.
586
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,400
COME ON, WITH ME,
COME ON.
587
00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:03,102
OKAY, GUYS, SINCE YOU'VE
BEEN HERE MANY TIMES BEFORE,
588
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,403
I'M GONNA MAKE IT
SHORT AND SWEET.
589
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,005
BUDDY, COME ON.
590
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,741
OKAY, AS YOU KNOW,
THIS OVER HERE IS MY PLACE.
591
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,643
IT'S HOLY MOLY
DONUT SHOP, HUH?
592
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:14,614
SAY IT WITH ME, GUYS,
"HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP."
593
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:17,083
HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP.
594
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,086
VERY GOOD, YOU GET ONE FREE
BEAR CLAW EVERY LUNCH BREAK.
595
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,922
HA HA!
HA HA!
596
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,390
COME ON, GUYS.
COME ON, COME ON.
597
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,993
OKAY.
598
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:29,128
OVER HERE
IS THE CHROME DOME.
599
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,163
YOU GOT CARS,
THEY GOT RIMS.
600
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,865
THIS ONE, OF COURSE,
IS YOUR FAMILY BUSINESS--
601
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,601
BROS. BAR-B-Q.
602
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,036
THAT'S CHECK CASHING,
NO I.D. REQUIRED.
603
00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,238
AND THIS ONE HERE
IS A BRAND NEW STORE.
604
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:41,173
IT'S A PIMP'S AND HO'S.
605
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,442
SOME KIND OF A FLASHY CLOTHING
OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.
606
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,211
DAMN!
DAMN!
607
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,279
WHO IS THAT?
608
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,316
Moly: THAT'S DONNA.
SHE'S THE OWNER'S GIRLFRIEND.
609
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:52,284
HE'S A REALLY FUNNY-DRESSING
KIND OF GUY
610
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,621
FROM OUT OF TOWN
OR SOMETHING.
611
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:57,023
HE'S KIND OF A PIG, THOUGH.
HE TREAT HER LIKE SHIT.
612
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,893
I WOULD LOVE FOR HER
TO BE ONE OF MY WIVES.
613
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,629
DAMN, HOW MANY WIVES
YOU GOT?
614
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,897
ME? TWELVE, BUDDY.
615
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:07,199
YEAH,
ALL OF THEM FREAKS, TOO.
616
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,636
* FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT,
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT *
617
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:11,037
* FREAKS
COME OUT AT NIGHT *
618
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,639
WHODINI, YOU KNOW.
619
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:15,074
YEAH, BUDDY.
( car honks )
620
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:18,110
HE'S GOT
A REAL BIG CHARACTER.
621
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,211
HE'S SHORT BUT BIG.
622
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,182
HOLD UP,
WAIT A MINUTE,
623
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,351
LET ME PUT
SOME PIMPING IN IT.
624
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,022
( giggles )
625
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,158
HE'S FUNNY-LOOKING, HUH?
626
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,894
I DON'T KNOW
WHY HE DRESS LIKE THIS.
627
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,229
HOW ARE YOU? DOESN'T MATTER.
GET THE TRUNK.
628
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,197
( giggles )
629
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,231
THANK YOU.
630
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,499
Moly: HE'S GOT PROBLEMS.
631
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,501
QUICKLY NOW, QUICKLY.
632
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,203
GOT A BUSINESS
TO RUN.
633
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,272
HEY, BUDDY!
634
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,742
AND DON'T DRAG
THAT COAT.
635
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,678
IT COSTS MORE
THAN YOU DO.
636
00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,313
Moly: OKAY,
AND OVER HERE,
637
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,248
THIS IS A LIQUOR STORE.
638
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,851
DON'T LET NOBODY HANG OUT
IN FRONT OF THE LIQUOR STORE.
639
00:26:58,951 --> 00:26:59,919
NOBODY, BUDDY.
640
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,688
NOBODY.
641
00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,123
AND THIS
IS YOUR BOOTH.
642
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,357
ANY QUESTIONS?
643
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,859
YEAH, I GOT
ONE QUESTION.
644
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,594
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY,
WHAT'S UP?
645
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:09,929
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS
646
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:11,130
THAT WORKED HERE?
YEAH.
647
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,365
YOU ASK
TOO MANY QUESTIONS, MAN.
648
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,234
IT'S TIME
TO GET TO WORK.
649
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,070
COME ON, MAN, REMEMBER, YOU GUYS
ARE TOP FLIGHT SECURITY GUARDS.
650
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,206
BEST IN THE
WHOLE WIDE WORLD, HUH?
RIGHT.
651
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,142
YOU HAVE TO DEFEND THIS WHOLE
PLACE WITH YOUR OWN LIFE.
652
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,977
AND I'LL DIE
FOR THIS SHIT, TOO.
653
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:28,314
REMEMBER, CHRISTMAS EVE
MEANS LOTS OF SHOPPERS.
654
00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:31,050
IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE,
YOU COME GET ME.
655
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,219
WHEN YOU TAKE CARE OF IT,
THEN COME GET ME.
656
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,055
OKAY, GO, GO,
COME ON.
657
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,824
KEEP IT REAL, HUH?
658
00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:40,292
Day-Day: SO WHEN YOU GONNA
ASK HIM FOR AN ADVANCEMENT
659
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,761
ON THE FIRST WEEK'S PAY?
660
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,295
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT, DAY-DAY.
661
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,831
I'LL ASK THE MAN
WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.
662
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,598
YOU JUST KEEP
YOUR RABBIT-ASS MOUTH SHUT.
663
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,100
REMEMBER
WHAT DAMON SAID.
664
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,336
YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I SAID, OKAY?
665
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:52,304
DON'T START TRYING
TO OUTTHINK ME, MAN,
666
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,439
BECAUSE YOU'RE
GONNA HURT YOURSELF.
667
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,009
WHERE YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
668
00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:58,377
IT'S SMALL
IN HERE.
669
00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,079
NO, YOU BIG
IN HERE.
670
00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,583
GET OFF MY FOOT!
671
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,985
JUST SCOOT OVER THERE.
672
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:07,754
MAN, YOU SCOOT OVER.
COME ON, MAN.
673
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,760
THIS SHIT IS
UNCOMFORTABLE, MAN.
674
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,294
CAN'T EVEN MOVE
IN HERE.
675
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:16,863
SO WHAT?
JUST DEAL WITH IT.
676
00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:18,865
I GOT TO.
677
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,599
SHIT. WHAT WE
GONNA DO NOW?
678
00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,268
JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT
FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN.
679
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,470
( groans )
680
00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,405
NOT ME.
681
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:27,606
THAT SHIT
IS BORING, MAN.
682
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,275
GOOD,
I LIKE BORING.
683
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,777
EASY MONEY FOR US.
684
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,345
I HOPE DON'T NOTHIN'
HAPPEN ALL DAY.
685
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,181
WE CAN JUST SIT HERE
AND WATCH THESE FEMALES
686
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:36,282
SHOP TILL THEY DROP.
687
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,117
MATTER OF FACT,
WATCH OUT.
688
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:41,788
AIN'T THIS A BITCH.
689
00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:43,022
I'M WAITING ON SOME ACTION.
690
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,057
YOU HEARD
WHAT MR. MOLY SAID.
691
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:47,894
WE TOP FLIGHT SECURITY
OF THE WORLD, CRAIG!
692
00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:50,629
SHIT, NOT JUST THE CITY,
THE WORLD.
693
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,299
BEEN JACKED BY SANTA CLAUS,
ALL KIND OF SHIT.
694
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,301
THEY NEED SECURITY
IN THE WORLD, CRAIG!
695
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,535
SHIT.
696
00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,670
FOR ONE THING,
CALM DOWN.
697
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,807
SLOW YOUR ROLL.
SHIT.
698
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,909
DON'T LET THAT MAN
PUMP YOU UP, DAY-DAY,
699
00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,811
AND GET YOUR ASS
SHOT OUT HERE.
700
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,346
WE AIN'T NO DAMN TOP FLIGHT
SECURITY OF THE WORLD.
701
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,015
WE CRAIG AND DAY-DAY.
702
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,883
SO JUST KICK BACK,
RELAX--
703
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:13,352
YOU HEARD WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS.
704
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:14,821
YOU DIDN'T EVEN HEAR
WHAT HAPPENED
705
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:16,188
TO THE LAST
SECURITY GUARDS,
706
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,524
SO HOW THE FUCK
IS I GONNA HEAR IT?
707
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,860
JUST DO YOUR JOB,
AND I'M GONNA DO MINE.
708
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:24,430
SHIT.
NO PROBLEM.
709
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,932
I'M GONNA DO MY JOB.
710
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,399
NO PROBLEM.
711
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,101
GET YOUR DAMN FEET
OUT OF MY F--
712
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,137
( women singing )
713
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:37,343
* JOY TO THE WORLD,
THE LORD IS COME *
714
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,644
BINGO!
715
00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,046
I GOT ACTION.
716
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,916
WHAT'S UP?
717
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:47,854
* LET EVERY HEART
PREPARE HIM ROOM *
718
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,755
* AND HEAVEN
AND NATURE SING *
719
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,557
* AND HEAVEN
AND NATURE SING *
720
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:55,227
* LA LA LA LA *
721
00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:56,963
( blows whistle )
722
00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,398
HEAVEN AND--
FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!
723
00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:01,333
Y'ALL HOS GOTTA GET OFF
THIS CORNER WITH THAT.
724
00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:04,303
EXCUSE ME, SUGAR.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
725
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:05,838
YOU HEARD ME
WHAT I SAID,
726
00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,706
"Y'ALL HOS GOTTA
MOVE UP OFF THIS CORNER."
727
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,575
YOU BETTER WATCH
YOUR LITTLE FILTHY MOUTH.
728
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:12,111
NOW, YOU ARE TALKING
TO CHILDREN OF THE LORD.
729
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:13,445
THAT'S RIGHT!
730
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,781
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
WHO YOU TALKING TO, TOO.
731
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,850
TOP FLIGHT
MOTHERFUCKING SECURITY.
732
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,486
DAY-DAY, YOU CAN'T TALK TO
THESE OLD-ASS LADIES LIKE THAT.
733
00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:21,954
OLD?!
EXCUSE ME!
734
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,722
JUST BACK ME UP
AND DO YOUR DAMN JOB!
735
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,124
NOW, Y'ALL MOVE IT ON
AND TAKE THAT SHIT--
736
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:26,959
WAIT A MINUTE, BITCH!
737
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,627
NOW, I AIN'T NO KILLER,
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
OKAY.
738
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,729
BUT DON'T YOU PUSH ME,
DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!
739
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,431
YOU GONNA MAKE ME
BLOW THIS WHISTLE.
740
00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:33,966
I'LL CLEAR
ALL THIS SHIT OUT.
741
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,568
FUCK YOU
AND YOUR WHISTLE!
742
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,071
Y'ALL TRYING TO USE THE LORD
TO SELL PUSSY ON THIS CORNER,
743
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,106
I ALREADY KNOW.
744
00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,740
SHUT YOUR LITTLE
FILTHY MOUTH!
745
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,375
( all yelling at once )
746
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,644
CALM DOWN!
747
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,013
LET'S GO ON TO CHURCH,
748
00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:48,447
AND WE GONNA PRAY
FOR THESE NIGGAS.
749
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,349
HAVE MERCY, JESUS.
FORGIVE ME, LORD.
750
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:51,750
* JOY TO THE WORLD
751
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,019
WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
752
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,586
YOU CAN'T TALK
TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
753
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:55,554
THAT'S SOMEBODY'S
GRANDMAMA, FOOL!
754
00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:56,889
MAN, I CAN TALK
TO PEOPLE
755
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,891
ANY FUCKING WAY
I WANT TO TALK TO THEM.
756
00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:00,592
AND I'M THE LAW
AROUND HERE.
757
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,195
AND I'M GONNA WRITE YOUR ASS UP
FOR INSUBORDINATION.
758
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,697
SO LET ME DO MY JOB
AND YOU DO YOURS.
759
00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,934
TOP FLIGHT.
760
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,136
Craig: MAN, I COULDN'T BELIEVE
HOW DAY-DAY WAS ACTING.
761
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,604
EVER SINCE HE GOT
THAT WHISTLE AROUND HIS NECK,
762
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,941
HE BEEN ACTING LIKE
A REAL ASSHOLE RENT-A-COP.
763
00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,142
HALT!
HEY!
764
00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,643
LOOK AT HIM.
765
00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,345
WHERE YOU GOING?
766
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,347
TO PARK SO I CAN GO
IN THE CHECK-CASHING PLACE.
767
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:22,982
YOU CAN'T PARK
RIGHT HERE.
768
00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,616
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE THERE'S
A NEW POLICY.
769
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,953
GIVE ME THE NUMBER OR YOU
CAN'T PARK HERE IN THIS LOT.
770
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,787
I AIN'T NEVER HEARD
OF NO POLICY LIKE THAT!
771
00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:32,624
'CAUSE YOU NOT MET A TOP FLIGHT
SECURITY NIGGA LIKE ME!
772
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:33,592
GIVE ME THE NUMBER
OR GET FUCKING ROLLING.
773
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,161
Craig: LOOK AT THAT FOOL.
774
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,063
Woman: I AM NOT ABOUT
TO GIVE YOU MY NUMBER...
775
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,797
GOT TO PUT
A STOP TO THIS SHIT.
776
00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:40,967
...FOR NO PARKING SPOT,
OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M MARRIED!
777
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:42,801
GET THIS PIECE
OF SHIT OUT OF HERE--
778
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:44,203
HE WAS JUST PLAYING.
GO AHEAD.
779
00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:45,537
I'M NOT PLAYING.
780
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,306
YOU BETTER NOT
PARK THIS SHIT.
BYE-BYE.
781
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,308
YOU BETTER BRING THAT
MOTHERFUCKING CAR BACK HERE.
782
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,809
MAN, WHAT DID I DO?
783
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:52,478
DAY-DAY.
I GOT THIS!
784
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,713
WHY EVERY TIME YOU GET
A LITTLE POSITION OF POWER,
785
00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,148
YOU ABUSE YOUR AUTHORITY?
786
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,150
YOU NEED TO WORK
ON YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS.
787
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,651
OH, THAT'S
SOME BULLSHIT.
788
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,487
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE
WAY BETTER THAN YOURS, NIGGA.
789
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:04,190
JUST SIT DOWN
AND RELAX.
790
00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:10,529
BINGO!
GOT MORE ACTION!
791
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,199
( blowing whistle )
792
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,369
GET Y'ALL LITTLE
BAD-ASS MO' OVER HERE!
793
00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,371
MAN, LEAVE
THEM DAMN KIDS ALONE!
794
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,340
( blowing whistle )
795
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,177
STOP BLOWING
THAT GODDAMN WHISTLE!
796
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,380
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU,
DAY-DAY, YOU TRIPPIN'!
797
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,616
SOME LAPD SHIT.
798
00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:33,252
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T HATE, APPRECIATE.
799
00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,254
YOU'RE JUST MAD
'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS ON THE--
800
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:36,455
( blows whistle )
801
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,024
CRIME--
802
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,858
CALM YOUR ASS DOWN
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
803
00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,027
YOU AIN'T
GOTTA CALM ME DOWN.
804
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,095
I'M THE PO--
FIRE THAT UP.
805
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:46,098
NOT ON DUTY.
NOT ON DUTY.
806
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,266
YOU BETTER FIRE
THIS SHIT UP!
807
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:48,934
I AIN'T NO
GROCERY STORE BOUNCER,
808
00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:51,270
I'M A REAL TOP FLIGHT
MOTHERFUCKING SECURITY GUARD.
809
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,404
YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE
THE DIFFERENCE
810
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,273
BETWEEN THE POLICE,
A TOP FLIGHT--
811
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:57,543
LIGHT THIS SHIT.
WE ARE NOT LITTLE NO MORE.
812
00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,245
COME ON!
IT'S ONE-ON-ONE!
813
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:00,146
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
814
00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:01,247
COME ON!
815
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,217
YOU KNOW WHAT?
816
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,652
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE
PUNKING ME WHEN WE GET 40,
817
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,088
I'M LETTING YOU
KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW.
818
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,323
THIS SHIT GONNA STOP
ONE DAY, DUDE.
819
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,459
WELL, IT AIN'T
GONNA STOP TODAY.
820
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:17,229
SO LIGHT IT UP
BEFORE I BEAT THAT ASS.
821
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,431
WHATEVER.
YEAH, YEAH.
822
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,500
THIS BARNEY FIFE SHIT.
823
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:28,640
I'M THINKING
OF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.
824
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,142
THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT,
RIGHT?
825
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:33,912
NO, YOU'RE A BAD-ASS
INFLUENCE ON MY LIFE.
826
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,481
EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN
KICKING IT WITH YOU,
827
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:38,917
MY LIFE HAS BEEN
IN SHAMBLES, DUDE.
828
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,352
GIVE ME
MY GODDAMN JOINT.
829
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,254
HOLD ON, LET ME
HIT IT ONE MORE TIME.
830
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,456
ONE MORE TIME,
LET ME HIT IT, MAN.
831
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,625
NIGGA, YOU GAVE IT
TO ME TO SMOKE.
832
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,160
I AIN'T NO BAD INFLUENCE
ON YOU, NIGGA,
833
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,495
I'M THE BEST COUSIN
YOU GOT.
834
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,163
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
835
00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:52,998
YOU'D BE GETTING PUNKED
ALL THE TIME, NIGGA.
836
00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,767
AND I KEEP YOU SAFE,
AND I KEEP YOU WARM, NIGGA,
837
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,404
'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW
A LITTLE TIMID YOU ARE.
838
00:33:58,504 --> 00:33:59,638
LOOK, LOOK.
839
00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:02,408
WHATEVER.
840
00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,376
( all yelling )
841
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,512
MAN, IT'S JUST US--
CRAIG AND DAY-DAY, DAMN!
842
00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:07,746
CRAIG AND DAY-DAY!
843
00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,581
HELL, I WAS
ABOUT TO BARRY BONDS
844
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,150
Y'ALL'S BLACK ASSES!
845
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,018
YOU ALMOST MADE ME
CATCH A HEART ATTACK.
846
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:15,687
I OUGHT TO HIT YOU IN YOUR ASS
AND GIVE YOU BRAIN DAMAGE.
847
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:19,125
LET ME HIT THAT BEFORE WILLIE
BRING HIS OL' SQUARE ASS HERE.
848
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:22,128
YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR SOME SHIT
LIKE THAT FOR REAL, DADDY.
849
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:24,130
HE BEEN REAL
BRAND NEW TODAY.
850
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,664
HOW'S IT GOING
OUT HERE SO FAR?
851
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,499
IT'S BEEN BORING
AND QUIET.
852
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,235
JUST WAIT AROUND,
THEM YOUNG THUGS AND HOODS--
853
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,537
THEY DON'T COME OUT
TILL ABOUT 1:00 or 1:30.
854
00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:34,840
THEY COMING. I JUST PRAY TO GOD
I'M HERE WHEN THEY COME.
855
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:38,344
UNCLE ELROY GONNA
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!
856
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,146
HO HO HO,
MOTHERFUCKERS!
857
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,747
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT BEFORE
I SHOOT YOU IN YOUR MOUTH?
858
00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:44,516
TURN AROUND!
UP AGAINST THE WALL!
859
00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,985
JESUS!
SHUT UP!
860
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,520
TURN AROUND!
WHAT YOU GOT, TOOTHPICK?
861
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,521
I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'.
862
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:50,589
( farts )
863
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:51,990
SHITTING ON YOURSELF.
864
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:53,725
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?
865
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,161
HEY, MAN,
DON'T I KNOW YOU?
866
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,262
YOU GONNA KNOW
A BULLET IN YOUR ASS!
867
00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,164
THIS IS ALL YOU GOT?
868
00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,998
I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'
BUT $20 FUNKY-ASS DOLLARS.
869
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,433
I OUGHT TO SHOOT
YOUR BROKE ASS.
870
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,501
( moaning )
SHUT UP!
871
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,769
WHAT'S UP, AL GREEN?
872
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,237
YOU REMIND ME
OF THEM OLD PLAYERS
873
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,406
THAT BE UP IN THE CLUB
WITH THEM YOUNG GIRLS.
874
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:09,175
YOU REMIND ME
OF A YOUNG NIGGA
875
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,709
THAT'S FUCKING
WITH THE WRONG OLD NIGGA.
876
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,711
TURN YOUR--
HE'S GONNA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
877
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:14,012
GET UP
AGAINST THE WALL!
878
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,714
SHUT UP!
GIVE ME THE WATCH!
879
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:16,915
GIVE ME THE WATCH!
880
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:18,584
NO, NOT THE ROLLIE!
881
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,018
NOW IT'S A STOLLIE.
GIVE ME THE WATCH!
882
00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:21,387
LOOKING LIKE
A MISSISSIPPI PIMP!
883
00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:23,021
BITCH BETTER HAVE
MY SWEET POTATO.
884
00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:25,023
HO HO HO,
TOP FLIGHT SECURITY.
885
00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,057
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MOTHERFUCKER!
886
00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,726
SANTA CLAUS
GOT MY ROLEX!
887
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:28,760
( blowing whistle )
888
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,696
DO SOMETHING,
DO SOMETHING!
889
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,030
DAY-DAY!
890
00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:33,732
SANTA AIN'T ROBBIN' ME!
891
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,734
SHIT! UNC!
892
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:36,735
( blowing whistle )
893
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,404
HEY!
MOVE, MOVE!
894
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,408
...THREE QUARTERS,
TWO DIMES, AND A NICKEL.
895
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,210
HA HA HA!
THAT'S GOOD!
896
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:47,746
( blowing whistle )
897
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,315
DON'T Y'ALL HEAR ME
BLOWING THIS WHISTLE?!
898
00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:50,649
WHAT IS IT, BUDDY?
899
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,318
WE JUST GOT JACKED
BY SANTA CLAUS!
900
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:54,320
HE ALMOST TIED US UP,
FUCKED US, AND ROBBED US!
901
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:55,587
HE PULLED OUT
A PISTOL AND--
902
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:56,622
ARE YOU ON CRACK,
BUDDY?
903
00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:57,789
( yelling )
904
00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:04,463
( car honking )
905
00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,765
( tires squealing )
906
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:10,802
HEY, MAN,
JUST LET IT GO.
907
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,239
GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS
OFF ME!
908
00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:14,506
ME AND MY COUSIN
AND MY DADDY,
909
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,642
WE JUST GOT JACKED
A MINUTE AGO BY SANTA CLAUS!
910
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:18,344
BUT YOU'RE
SECURITY GUARD, BUDDY.
911
00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:21,480
THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOUR ASS
FOR THEM TWO FLASHLIGHTS.
912
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,349
( all laughing )
913
00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,783
Moly: THESE GUYS!
914
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,618
SEE, THAT'S WHY I HATE
THE FUCKING LAW!
915
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,587
GET YOUR FAT ASS UP
AND GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
916
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,955
YOU GET UP, TOO!
917
00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:31,857
LOOK, MAN, FUCKING
GIVE ME SOME FLASHLIGHTS,
918
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,759
OR WE'RE GONNA
GET KILLED AROUND HERE!
919
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:34,760
JACKED BY SANTA CLAUS!
920
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:35,994
ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
921
00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,430
TWICE IN ONE DAY!
922
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:39,865
YOU WANTED TO
GRAB SOMEBODY,
923
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,100
SHIT, GRAB THAT NIGGA
WHO STOLE MY ROLEX!
924
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:45,804
SECURITY. YOU NEED
TO TURN IN YOUR DAMN WHISTLE.
925
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,714
TV: * HOW DO YOU WANT IT
926
00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,283
WHERE YOU GOING, MAMA?
927
00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,117
I'M GOING TO MAKE
MY DAILY ROUNDS.
928
00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:01,487
HEY, CAN YOU MAKE ME
A SANDWICH WHEN YOU GET BACK?
929
00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,355
MAKE YOUR OWN
DAMN SANDWICH.
930
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,690
( door closes )
931
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:05,824
* GOT A BROTHER
WANTING IT SO BAD *
932
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,826
* I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT
933
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,796
* WANNA DIG YOU, AND I CAN'T
EVEN LIE ABOUT IT, BABY *
934
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,298
* JUST ALLEVIATE
YOUR CLOTHES *
935
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,465
* TIME TO FLY
UP OUT IT *
936
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:17,703
TUPAC...
TUPAC, TUPAC.
937
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:21,540
GODDAMN, YOU FINE!
938
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,410
OOH, NIGGA, THE WAY
YOU TALK GANGSTA, NIGGA.
939
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,911
( panting )
940
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:35,321
( whimpering )
941
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,324
CRAIG?
942
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,360
DAY-DAY?
943
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:43,362
YOO-HOO!
944
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,531
ANYBODY HOME?
945
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,868
NOBODY HERE.
946
00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:52,738
( gasps )
947
00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,940
OH, MY GOODNESS.
948
00:37:57,142 --> 00:38:01,947
WHAT IN THE HELL
DONE HAPPENED TO THE MAIL?
949
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,750
HMM. I AIN'T
THE ONLY ONE THEY OWE.
950
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,886
DIRTY BASTARDS.
951
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,254
* UP AND DOWN
LIKE A ROLLER COASTER *
952
00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:10,889
* GONNA COME BESIDE YOU
953
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:11,957
* I AIN'T STOPPIN'
TILL THE SHOW IS OVER *
954
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:13,559
* 'CAUSE I'M A RIDER
955
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:14,826
* IN AND OUT
JUST LIKE A ROBBERY *
956
00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:22,000
OOH!
957
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,436
THIS CHILD IS FILTHY!
958
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,077
HUH! WISHFUL THINKING.
959
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:36,982
( sniffing )
960
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,717
OOH! WEED.
961
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,922
GOT ME SOME WEED!
962
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,625
UH-HUH, THAT'S WHY THEY
AIN'T PAID THEIR DAMN RENT.
963
00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:47,893
( growling )
964
00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,795
AAH!
965
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,430
( sirens wailing )
966
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,831
SO WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER THAT?
967
00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,500
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT.
968
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,301
Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA
CATCH NO DAMN BODY.
969
00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:59,070
I JUST WANT YOU TO WHIP SOME
ASS ON YOUR WAY TO THE STATION.
970
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,772
AT LEAST
I'LL FEEL BETTER THEN.
971
00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:02,608
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU
DOING IN THE ALLEY ANYWAY?
972
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,443
I WAS EMPTYING
THE TRASH, WILLIE!
973
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,444
I'D ALREADY
TAKEN OUT THE TRASH!
974
00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,078
WELL,
IT WAS FULL!
975
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,947
DON'T YOU MESS UP
THIS B-B-BARBECUE BUSINESS!
976
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,482
I'M GONNA KEEP
MY EYE ON YOU!
977
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,317
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT YOUR LAZY EYE,
978
00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:14,252
YOU POPEYE-LOOKING
SON OF A--
979
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:17,523
NO, WAIT A MINUTE!
I STARTED THIS BARBECUE SHIT!
980
00:39:17,623 --> 00:39:20,426
IS THIS THE MOTHERFUCKING
THANKS I GET?!
981
00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,260
THAT'S ENOUGH, ENOUGH!
CALM DOWN!
982
00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:23,529
I JUST APPRECIATE YOU
983
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:25,431
EVEN BLESSING ME
WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
984
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:29,067
BISHOP MAGIC DON JUAN
AND MONEY MOTHERFUCKIN' MIKE!
985
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,636
WHAT THEY KNOW
ABOUT THAT?
986
00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:32,438
LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT--
987
00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,841
FOR THE SECOND TIME, Y'ALL
GOT JACKED BY SANTA CLAUS?
988
00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:36,875
YUP.
Craig: YEAH.
989
00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,343
BLACK GUY, WASN'T IT?
990
00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:41,346
NAH, THIS WAS A NIGGA
THAT DID THIS.
991
00:39:41,447 --> 00:39:43,114
IF I BUILD IT,
THE HOS WILL COME.
992
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,516
LEARN FROM THE BEST.
GOD BLESS YOU, MIKE.
993
00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:46,685
KEEP YOUR GAME TIGHT,
PLAYER.
994
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,820
Day-Day:
HE GOT DADDY'S ROLEX!
995
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,856
* DASHING THROUGH THESE HOS
996
00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:53,291
* IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
997
00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:56,928
EVERYTHING IS 25% OFF.
EVERYTHING MUST GO.
998
00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:59,665
MAYBE EVEN YOU.
999
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,800
Willie:
EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW, PLAYER.
1000
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,704
DAY-DAY!
OW, DADDY!
1001
00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,405
YOU TALK
TOO DAMN MUCH!
1002
00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,307
HE DIDN'T WANT TO BLOW
HIS WHISTLE, SO I BLEW MINE.
1003
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,442
CRAIG. CRAIG!
1004
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,209
HUH?
1005
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,044
PAY ATTENTION!
1006
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,013
THAT'S THE REASON WE GOT
JACKED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1007
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,082
Officer: WE'LL MAKE OUT
OUR REPORT AND GET BACK TO YOU.
1008
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:20,051
GO ON NOW, BREAK THIS UP,
LET'S GO.
1009
00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:21,920
COME ON, GUYS,
Y'ALL HAVE TO GET DRESSED.
1010
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,221
THE KIDS WILL
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
1011
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,656
BACK TO WORK, DODO.
1012
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,157
I'M GOING BACK THERE.
1013
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,766
I DIDN'T KNOW
1014
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:38,036
YOU CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN
IN 80-DEGREE WEATHER.
1015
00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:39,337
WELL, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
1016
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,608
ALL YOU NEED
IS A CAN OF SNOW.
1017
00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,075
WHAT'S CRACKING?
MY NAME CRAIG.
1018
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,110
HI, I'M DONNA.
1019
00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,612
WHAT'S UP, DONNA?
1020
00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:48,113
WHAT KIND OF STUFF
Y'ALL SELL IN HERE?
1021
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:49,414
WE GOT EVERYTHING.
1022
00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:52,150
WE'VE GOT FUBU,
SEAN JOHN, DADA.
1023
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,052
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING FOR?
1024
00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,755
I DON'T KNOW. ANYTHING'S
BETTER THAN WHAT I GOT ON.
1025
00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,757
WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE
THE FLASHLIGHT LOOK?
1026
00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:00,592
HA HA HA.
1027
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,594
I SEE YOU GOT JOKES.
1028
00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,696
WELL, YOU CAN ALWAYS BUY
YOUR GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING.
1029
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,264
WE HAVE
LADIES' WEAR, TOO.
1030
00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,033
YEAH, Y'ALL DO, HUH?
1031
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,201
I DON'T REALLY GOT
A GIRLFRIEND, YOU KNOW.
1032
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,571
I USUALLY GET RID OF THEM
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
1033
00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:14,205
THAT WAY YOU AIN'T GOT
TO BUY THEM SHIT.
1034
00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:17,008
FOR REAL?
1035
00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:18,076
YEAH, WHY NOT?
1036
00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:20,145
I'M JUST PLAYING.
1037
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,681
I SEE YOU
GOT JOKES.
1038
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,249
A COUPLE.
1039
00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,885
SO THAT'S YOUR LITTLE
MIDGET BOYFRIEND?
1040
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,654
LITTLE MICRO-MINI
PIMP UP IN THERE?
1041
00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:29,788
( blowing whistle )
1042
00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,957
OH! WHAT'S CRACKING, BABY?
1043
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:33,825
MY NAME IS DAY-DAY, RIGHT.
1044
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,261
THIS IS MY BIG-HEAD
ASS COUSIN.
1045
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:38,797
YOU KNOW, BEEVO-LATTE, GOT
MORE HEAD THAN HE GOT BODY.
1046
00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:40,566
CHECK THIS OUT,
1047
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,801
I JUST SPOTTED YOU
WAY ACROSS FROM THE LOT,
1048
00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:44,302
AND I'M GONNA LET YOU KNOW,
IT AIN'T YOUR BOOTY,
1049
00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:45,904
IT'S YOUR BEAUTY.
1050
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,273
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING
SUSPICIOUS AROUND HERE...
1051
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:51,810
LET ME KNOW 'CAUSE
I GOT MY EYES ON EVERYTHING.
1052
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,178
LET'S START OFF
BY GETTING YOUR NUMBER
1053
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:54,680
'CAUSE THAT'S
THE ONLY WAY
1054
00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:55,681
WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE
TO COMMUNICATE--
1055
00:41:55,781 --> 00:41:56,948
NO, WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
1056
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:58,316
IS GET YOUR ASS
BACK TO THAT BOOTH.
1057
00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,051
BUT, MAN,
SHE LIKE ME!
1058
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:09,094
COME ON, WOMAN.
1059
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:11,162
I CAN'T MOVE THAT FAST
WITH THIS STOMACH.
1060
00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:18,169
WHY YOU GOTTA BRING
YOUR ASS OVER HERE?
1061
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,806
I WAS HERE TRYING TO SEE
IF SHE SEEN A SANTA CLAUS
WITH A SUIT ON.
1062
00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,173
WHAT YOUR ASS
DOING OVER HERE?
1063
00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,810
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M DOING OVER HERE.
1064
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,146
Mike: I JUST DON'T
WANT NO BULLSHIT.
1065
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,215
YOU KNOW, ALL THAT
"MY HAIR RETAIN HEAT,"
1066
00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:31,617
I DON'T KNOW
NOTHIN' ABOUT THAT.
1067
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,418
I'M SORRY,
I HAVE TO GO HELP THEM.
1068
00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:34,786
OKAY.
1069
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:36,655
FINE PIECE, BOY.
1070
00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:38,023
SHE FINE.
1071
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:39,290
SHE LIKED ME,
DIDN'T SHE?
1072
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:40,726
NO, NO.
1073
00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:41,993
YES, SHE DID.
1074
00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:44,462
HOW SHE GONNA LIKE YOU
WHEN SHE LIKE ME?
1075
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:46,197
'CAUSE SHE
HADN'T SEEN ME YET.
1076
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,867
I WISH I HADN'T
SEEN YOU YET.
1077
00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,268
CAN I HELP YOU?
1078
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:52,003
I JUST WALKED
IN THE STORE,
1079
00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:54,640
LET ME LOOK AROUND
A LITTLE BIT, DANG!
1080
00:42:58,276 --> 00:42:59,845
I CAN USE SOME HELP
OVER HERE.
1081
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:00,746
IN THE MEN'S.
UH, YES.
1082
00:43:00,846 --> 00:43:02,080
THANK YOU.
1083
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:03,749
Mike: BURN A PIMP,
SEE WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU.
1084
00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:06,151
THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO,
JUST BURN A PIMP ONE TIME.
1085
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,854
I LIKE THIS FUBU SWEATSHIRT
WITH SOME SOCKS.
1086
00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:09,855
( groaning )
1087
00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:11,022
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1088
00:43:11,122 --> 00:43:12,991
I'M FINE, I JUST--
1089
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:22,133
Mike: THIS AIN'T BE HAPPENIN',
THIS AIN'T BE HAPPENIN'.
1090
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,201
OH, NO!
1091
00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:25,971
SEE THAT?
1092
00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,005
I SEEN THAT.
1093
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,306
TURN HIM OFF!
1094
00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:29,675
WHAT WRONG WITH HIM?
1095
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,009
COME ON, BILL,
LET'S GO.
1096
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,778
I DON'T SEE NOTHING
IN HERE I LIKE.
1097
00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:36,081
NO, YOU AIN'T SICK
NO MORE.
1098
00:43:36,181 --> 00:43:38,016
THAT ASS IS GOT.
COME ON!
1099
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,317
BABY STILL KICKING?
1100
00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,052
YEAH,
FEEL LIKE TWINS.
1101
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,187
WE SAW THAT SHIT!
1102
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,188
SAW WHAT?
1103
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:45,256
LET ME GO!
1104
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:46,291
GET A HOLD
ON HER, MAN!
1105
00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:48,093
AHH!
1106
00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:52,798
STOP LETTING HER
KICK YOUR ASS!
1107
00:43:52,898 --> 00:43:54,232
Y'ALL GOING TO JAIL!
1108
00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:56,902
FOR SHOP-STEALING
AND STEALING EVERYTHING!
1109
00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:58,904
WE AIN'T STOLE SHIT!
I DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN' I LIKED!
1110
00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:00,005
WHAT ABOUT THIS?
1111
00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:01,406
UH-HUH!
1112
00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:03,709
AW, DAMN!
THEY DONE GOT A PLAYER?!
1113
00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:04,876
THAT AIN'T NOTHI''
YOU LIKE?
1114
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,112
YOU GOING TO JAIL,
SISTER TYSON.
1115
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:08,780
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS!
1116
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,115
I'M APPALLED!
1117
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,150
YOU AIN'T PAUL!
YOU A NIGGA THAT STEALS!
1118
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,152
( all yelling at once )
1119
00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:19,557
Y'ALL GOT
THE GAME MESSED UP!
1120
00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:21,092
YOU GONNA STEAL
FROM A PIMP!
1121
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,128
( giggles angrily )
1122
00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,734
WHERE IS ELROY?
1123
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,902
HE'S IN THE BACK.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT.
1124
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,070
WHAT?!
1125
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,438
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
1126
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,008
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY.
1127
00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:39,745
COME ON OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
FOR THESE KIDS, ELROY,
1128
00:44:39,811 --> 00:44:41,179
OR YOU AND I
GONNA FIGHT!
1129
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,014
ALL THE MONEY WE SPENT
FOR THESE OUTFITS.
1130
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,783
GET YOUR BUTT
OUT HERE, MAN.
1131
00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:45,917
( chuckles )
1132
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,253
AW, ELROY, YOU LOOK CUTE.
1133
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,155
OH, HE'S A CUTIE PIE.
1134
00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,657
WE OUGHT TO BE CELEBRATING
KWANZAA ANYWAY.
1135
00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:55,626
MESSING WITH THESE KIDS' HEADS
WITH THIS WHITE MAN'S HOLIDAY.
1136
00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,295
OH, SHUT UP, ELROY.
1137
00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,931
PRANCE YOUR ASS OVER
AND LET THEM KIDS PET ON YOU.
1138
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,867
OH, HELL NO, WILLIE!
1139
00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:03,301
THAT'S WHERE I PUT
MY HOOF DOWN.
1140
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,803
AIN'T NOBODY
PETTIN' ON ME!
1141
00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:06,037
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
COME ON, ELROY.
1142
00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:07,272
PRANCE YOUR ASS
OVER THERE!
1143
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,373
LET THEM KIDS
PET ON YOU.
1144
00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:10,141
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU?
1145
00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:12,410
THAT AIN'T PRANCIN'.
IT AIN'T EASTER.
1146
00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:13,879
I AIN'T KNOW
NO DAMN REINDEER.
1147
00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:16,081
PRANCE!
LOOK, LIKE THIS.
1148
00:45:17,816 --> 00:45:18,984
GO!
1149
00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:21,086
GO!
1150
00:45:21,186 --> 00:45:23,054
( laughing )
1151
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,222
YOU AIN'T
GOTTA DO THIS.
1152
00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:25,290
YOU WAS--
1153
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,357
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
1154
00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:27,793
Woman: LITTLE PUNK-ASS BITCH.
1155
00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:29,327
Day-Day: Y'ALL
FUCKING MAKE PUPPIES.
1156
00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:31,696
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
HAVE SOME HOLIDAY CHEER.
1157
00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:33,064
HOLIDAY CHEER
THESE NUTS.
1158
00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,632
GET BACK.
1159
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:35,867
HEY, PLAYER.
1160
00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:39,137
MIKE. MIKE!
1161
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:40,138
GET BACK!
1162
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,439
PLAYER!
1163
00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:42,908
NO, NO, LET HIM THROUGH.
1164
00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:44,642
COME ON, YOU LITTLE
SHRIMP MOTHERFUCKER.
1165
00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:46,644
I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS!
COME ON, CUT ME!
1166
00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:47,913
NO, NO, NO!
1167
00:45:48,013 --> 00:45:49,815
( all yelling at once )
1168
00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:51,149
GIVE ME THAT,
GIVE ME THAT.
1169
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,484
I GUARANTEE
I'M GONNA BUST MY THING!
1170
00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,853
THINK ABOUT
YOUR MAMA, MAN.
1171
00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:56,822
I'M THINKING
ABOUT YOUR ASS!
1172
00:45:56,888 --> 00:45:57,923
THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOUR MAMA'D SAY.
1173
00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,657
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
1174
00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:01,092
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
1175
00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:02,928
I GOT A LITTLE RAZZLE-DAZZLED,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1176
00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:05,831
MY NAME IS MONEY MIKE,
PLAYER, HOW YOU DOING?
1177
00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,098
ALL RIGHT, THEN,
DON'T SQUEEZE HARD.
1178
00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:08,166
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1179
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,935
THIS IS MY YOUNG GIRL DONNA.
1180
00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:11,002
SAY "HI," WOMAN.
HI.
1181
00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:12,403
WHAT'S UP?
1182
00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:13,939
THAT'LL BE QUITE ENOUGH,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1183
00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:16,007
SEE, THE THING IS,
WE JUST OPENED UP AROUND HERE,
1184
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,843
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
1185
00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:20,045
AND WE'VE BEEN HAVING
SOME PROBLEMS, AS YOU SEE.
1186
00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:22,547
I APPRECIATE WHAT Y'ALL DID
'CAUSE THESE COCKROACHES
1187
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,115
WOULD'VE CLEANED
ME OUT THIS SEASON.
1188
00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:27,418
SPEAKING OF COCKROACHES,
WHERE WAS YOUR ANTENNAS
1189
00:46:27,518 --> 00:46:29,687
WHEN THEM NIGGAS WERE STEALING
MY SHIT OUT THE STORE?
1190
00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:30,922
I DIDN'T SEE THEM
TAKE ANYTHING.
1191
00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:32,123
YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM
TAKE ANYTHING.
1192
00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:34,192
WELL, LOOK NEXT TIME!
USE YOUR EYES!
1193
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,861
THEY AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO JUST BE HAZEL,
1194
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,863
THEY SUPPOSED TO DO
SOME GODDAMN WORK AROUND HERE!
1195
00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:39,998
THIS AIN'T FOR PLAY.
I DON'T DO THIS FOR FUN.
1196
00:46:40,098 --> 00:46:41,432
I'M SORRY.
1197
00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:45,236
DON'T BE SORRY,
HO, BE CAREFUL, LORD JESUS!
1198
00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:48,874
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED
OF YOUR PRESENCE--DISMISSED.
1199
00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,675
NICE MEETING YOU GUYS.
1200
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:52,343
SEE YOU LATER.
1201
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,914
YOU GOT HER TRAINED,
NIGGA, DAMN!
1202
00:46:56,014 --> 00:46:57,883
YOU CAN LEAD
A HO TO WATER, PLAYER,
1203
00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,785
BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM THINK,
YOU DIG WHAT I'M SAYING?
1204
00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:02,553
I GOT TO KEEP IT
BREEZY AROUND THIS BITCH.
1205
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,055
ANYWAY, I NEED
TO TAKE CARE OF Y'ALL,
1206
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:05,891
I APPRECIATE
WHAT Y'ALL DID FOR A PLAYER.
1207
00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:07,658
I CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE
AT ALL TIMES.
1208
00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:09,094
NO CHARGE.
1209
00:47:09,194 --> 00:47:10,595
WHAT ABOUT
OUR RENT MONEY?
NO CHARGE.
1210
00:47:10,896 --> 00:47:12,297
Y'ALL SURE?
1211
00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:14,099
POSITIVE.
WE JUST DOING OUR JOB.
1212
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,500
WE CAN'T
CHARGE YOU, MAN.
1213
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,235
HEY, DON'T ARGUE
WITH NO CHARGE.
1214
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,970
YOU CAN COME TO THE STORE
ANYTIME YOU WANT.
1215
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:21,739
CAN WE GET SOME CLOTHES,
30% OFF, 40% OFF?
1216
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,008
A FUBU SHORT SET?
1217
00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:24,109
YOU DON'T NEED SHIT.
1218
00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:25,977
MAN.
1219
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:28,413
LOOK, WE JUST HAVING A LITTLE
CHRISTMAS PARTY TONIGHT.
1220
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,448
WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR LADY
COME ON THROUGH,
1221
00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:31,749
HANG OUT WITH US
AND OUR FOLKS?
1222
00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:33,618
LET ME CHECK
MY PALM PILOT.
1223
00:47:33,919 --> 00:47:35,086
( giggles )
1224
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,321
LOOK LIKE
I AIN'T DOIN' SHIT.
1225
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:37,923
BRING A BUNCH
OF BITCHES--
1226
00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:40,525
I'M TALKING ABOUT
A BUSLOAD OF HOS IF YOU CAN.
1227
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:43,194
I WAS GONNA GET DRUNK AND WATCH
THE GRINCH, SO I'LL BE THERE.
1228
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:44,996
I'LL GET THE ADDRESS
FROM Y'ALL LATER.
1229
00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:46,464
I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
TOO, ALL RIGHT?
1230
00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,199
YO, YO, PLAYER,
HOLD UP.
1231
00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,935
NEVER KNOW
WHAT I MIGHT NEED THIS FOR,
1232
00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:51,636
MIGHT COME IN HANDY,
MIGHT WANNA SHAVE,
1233
00:47:51,736 --> 00:47:52,971
MIGHT WANNA SHAVE
SOMEBODY ELSE--
1234
00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:54,539
NEVER KNOW.
1235
00:47:55,941 --> 00:47:57,442
I LIKE THAT NIGGA,
I LIKE HIM!
1236
00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,977
LOOK,
THAT'S A REAL PIMP.
1237
00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:00,345
NOW, THAT'S PIMPIN'.
1238
00:48:00,445 --> 00:48:03,448
GET OFF HIS DICK,
DAY-DAY.
1239
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,350
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS, YOUNG FELLA?
1240
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,485
I WANT A X-BOX
WITH ALL THE GAMES,
1241
00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,954
I WANT
ALL THE NEW GEAR,
1242
00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:10,956
I WANT A NEW LEXUS
WITH A BANGING SYSTEM
1243
00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:12,157
AND CHROME FEET ON IT.
1244
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:13,791
( chuckles )
1245
00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:15,994
HERE'S MY ADDRESS,
MR. JONES.
1246
00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:18,129
( chuckling )
MR. JONES?
1247
00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,198
NO, SANTA.
1248
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:21,199
I'M SANTA.
1249
00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:22,633
BULLSHIT, YOU MR. JONES.
1250
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,135
I KNOW
WHERE YOU LIVE, TOO,
1251
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,670
SO I EXPECT EVERYTHING
BY TOMORROW MORNING,
1252
00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,138
YOU FEEL ME?
1253
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,307
OH, YEAH, PUT EVERYTHING
IN MY MOM'S NAME.
1254
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,976
HE DON'T LOOK
LIKE NO REINDEER,
1255
00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:31,809
HE LOOK LIKE
A PIT BULL.
1256
00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:33,378
GIDDY UP, PIT BULL.
1257
00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:34,812
YOU BETTER
STOP JUMPING
1258
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,182
BEFORE I HAVE
TO BITE YOUR LITTLE ASS.
1259
00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:39,650
CAN YOU LOCK YOUR JAWS
AND SHAKE LIKE A PIT BULL?
1260
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,652
YEAH, WANT ME
TO SHOW YOU?
AAH!
1261
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:45,356
MY BROTHER SAID IF A PIT BULL
LOCKS HIS JAWS LIKE THAT,
1262
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:47,058
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO THIS TO HIM...
1263
00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:48,193
AAH!
1264
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,996
I DID NOT
TAKE ANYTHING.
1265
00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:52,163
IT WAS ALL HER,
COME ON, MAN.
1266
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,199
TAKE HER!
LET ME GO!
1267
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,736
LATER, MOLY.
OKAY, BUDDY, TAKE CARE.
1268
00:48:59,004 --> 00:49:01,572
HEY!
1269
00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:04,375
* BAD BOYS,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO *
1270
00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:05,410
DODO!
YEAH?
1271
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:06,611
GOOD JOB, BUDDY.
1272
00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,246
YEAH, THANKS.
YOU, TOO, CLYDE.
1273
00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:09,647
TAKE LUNCH,
ONE HALF-HOUR.
1274
00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,282
THAT'S COOL
RIGHT THERE.
1275
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,018
DON'T BE LATE.
1276
00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:17,222
THAT'S
A DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER.
1277
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:20,025
HE GONNA BLOW SMOKE IN OUR FACE
ON THE FIRST ARREST? BULLSHIT.
1278
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:22,860
SEE? I TOLD YOU
THERE AIN'T NO FUTURE
IN BEING A COMPANY MAN.
1279
00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:24,129
SHIT.
LET'S JUST GO TO LUNCH.
1280
00:49:24,229 --> 00:49:25,496
LET'S GO,
I'M HUNGRY--
1281
00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,433
AIN'T THAT...
1282
00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:29,700
GET THEM NIGGAS!
1283
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,136
COME ON,
SUGARS, COME ON!
1284
00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:32,503
COME ON AND GET THEM!
1285
00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:33,704
DUDE, I THINK...
1286
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,140
Woman: REPRESENT
FOR YOUR MAMA,
1287
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:36,541
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1288
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,210
( all yelling at once )
1289
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:41,446
Man: I'M GONNA
BUST IN YOUR HEAD, BOY!
1290
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,088
RUN!
1291
00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:53,258
COME BACK HERE!
1292
00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:54,625
Craig: GO, MAN, GO!
1293
00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,104
RUN, DAY-DAY! RUN!
1294
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:08,439
( dogs barking )
1295
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:11,142
GIVE YOU
AN ASS WHIPPING!
1296
00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:13,144
A WHOLE LOT
OF ASS WHIPPING!
1297
00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:20,285
GO DOWN THE ALLEY!
1298
00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,926
YO, BIG PIMPIN',
CAN YOU HIDE US?
1299
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,329
OH, YEAH, I'M GOOD
IN A CRISIS, HOLD ON.
1300
00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:32,630
DONNA, CODE RED.
1301
00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:34,232
COME ON, IN THE BACK.
1302
00:50:40,171 --> 00:50:42,273
SURE HAS BEEN A LOT
OF WORK TODAY, PLAYER.
1303
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,642
PIMPING AIN'T EASY BUT--
CAN I HELP YOU, PLAYER?
1304
00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:47,178
NO!
NO? WELL,
THIS AIN'T THE BABY GAP.
1305
00:50:47,278 --> 00:50:49,214
FUCK BABY GAP!
1306
00:50:49,314 --> 00:50:51,816
OH, THIS IS BULLSHIT.
1307
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,818
I'M IN BETWEEN
A PIMP AND A HARD PLACE.
1308
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,286
( gasping )
1309
00:50:55,386 --> 00:51:00,158
DONNA! MAN DOWN!
1130! PIMP IN DISTRESS!
1310
00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:03,328
CAN I HELP YOU?
YO, MOVE!
1311
00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:04,495
Mike: DONNA, PLAYER DOWN!
1312
00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:05,630
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE?
1313
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:06,697
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
MOVE!
1314
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,032
I CAN'T LET YOU
BACK THERE.
1315
00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:09,134
WHY? WHO BACK THERE?
DID YOU HEAR ME?
1316
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,201
I CAN'T LET YOU
BACK THERE.
1317
00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:12,737
Day-Day: GO, GO, GO!
1318
00:51:18,176 --> 00:51:20,478
COME ON, COME ON!
1319
00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:25,316
LET'S GO.
1320
00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:33,758
WHAT YOU DOING?
1321
00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:35,693
GET BACK.
1322
00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:38,696
THEY IN ONE OF
THESE STORES OR SOMETHING.
1323
00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:39,664
Man: CHECK OVER THERE.
1324
00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,366
COME ON.
1325
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,205
GO! GO! GO!
1326
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:48,773
LET'S JUMP,
LET'S JUMP.
1327
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,187
YO, MOLY!
1328
00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:04,189
I HEARD YOU HIRED TWO MORE
SECURITY GUARDS AROUND HERE
1329
00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:05,756
THAT'S BEEN HARASSING
MY GRANDMOTHER AND THANG.
1330
00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:07,392
I GOT TWO NEW GUYS--
CLYDE AND DODO.
1331
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:09,927
YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE DID
TO THE LAST SECURITY GUARDS?
1332
00:52:10,195 --> 00:52:11,596
YES, I DO, BUDDY.
1333
00:52:11,696 --> 00:52:14,732
WHEN YOU SEE THEM,
YOU TELL THEM WE SAID THIS...
1334
00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:19,204
HELP! SOMEBODY, HELP ME!
HELP ME, PLEASE!
1335
00:52:19,237 --> 00:52:20,405
SOMEBODY,
HELP ME, PLEASE!
1336
00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:22,240
AAH!
1337
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,542
DID YOU SEE WHAT
THEY JUST DID TO MOLY?
YEAH.
1338
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,777
THEY GONNA KICK OUR ASS
WHEN THEY CATCH US, CRAIG.
1339
00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:28,213
THAT'S WHY THEY
AIN'T GONNA CATCH US.
1340
00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:30,548
COME ON! COME ON!
1341
00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:34,619
WHERE THEM
RENT-A-COPS AT, HUH?
1342
00:52:37,222 --> 00:52:38,289
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT,
OLD MAN?
1343
00:52:38,389 --> 00:52:39,624
MIND YOUR OWN
FUCKING BUSINESS.
1344
00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:42,327
COME ON. JUST JUMP
ON MOLY'S CAR.
1345
00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:43,961
CRAIG,
I'M SCARED, MAN.
1346
00:52:44,229 --> 00:52:45,796
SO WHAT? ME, TOO.
1347
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,403
FUCK THIS. I AIN'T ABOUT TO GET
MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS KICKED
1348
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:53,838
OVER NO JOB, MAN.
1349
00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:56,241
YOU SMART AS
A MOTHERFUCKER TODAY.
1350
00:52:57,442 --> 00:52:58,543
SHIT.
1351
00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:01,512
THIS WAY.
1352
00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:03,948
Craig: OH, SHIT!
1353
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,454
Woman: WOW, OH, MY GOD!
1354
00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:12,557
DAMN!
1355
00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:15,760
* SOMEONE CALL 911
1356
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,663
MOLY, YOU GOT KNOCKED
THE FUCK OUT!
1357
00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:20,531
OH, GOOD OBSERVATION, BUDDY.
1358
00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:23,368
WHERE WERE YOU?
ON OUR LUNCH BREAK....
1359
00:53:23,468 --> 00:53:26,371
TRYING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT,
SO WE COULD SECURE THIS LOT.
1360
00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:28,673
GOOD, GOOD, YOU WERE EATING
WHILE I WAS GETTING BEATING.
1361
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,174
LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY
BEAT THE BRICKS
1362
00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:31,676
OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS.
1363
00:53:31,776 --> 00:53:33,378
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
SECURITY GUARD, BUDDY.
1364
00:53:33,478 --> 00:53:35,179
WE ARE SECURITY.
AIN'T THAT A BITCH!
1365
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,514
WE ARE SECURITY GUARDS.
1366
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:38,115
( blows whistle )
1367
00:53:38,283 --> 00:53:39,650
NOT ANYMORE.
YOU'RE FIRED. BOTH OF YOU.
1368
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,118
AHH! OH, MAN!
1369
00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:42,320
MAN, WHAT THE FUCK?
1370
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,654
OH, HELL NO!
1371
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,390
WE JUST GOT THIS JOB,
1372
00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:46,491
HOW ARE YOU
GONNA FIRE US?
1373
00:53:46,591 --> 00:53:48,125
TURN OVER YOUR WHISTLES,
COME ON.
1374
00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:49,860
WE NEED TO BE WHIPPING
HIS ASS RIGHT NOW!
1375
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,862
( all yelling at once )
1376
00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:54,399
WHUP HIS ASS, DADDY!
1377
00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:55,900
I'LL SUE YOU.
1378
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,335
WHUP HIM!
1379
00:53:57,435 --> 00:53:58,569
COME ON,
JUST GIVE ME THE WHISTLE.
1380
00:53:58,669 --> 00:53:59,904
GIVE ME YOUR WHISTLE.
1381
00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,139
GIVE HIM THE WHISTLE!
GO ON AND BLOW THAT!
1382
00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:03,708
TAKE YOUR STANK-ASS WHISTLE!
1383
00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:04,942
THAT'S GOOD, DODO,
NOW IT'S DIRTY.
1384
00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:07,745
Woman: GET OUT OF HERE!
1385
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,880
L'CHAIM!
TAKE YOUR FLIES!
1386
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:12,149
I HOPE YOUR CAMEL
GOT A TICKET OUTSIDE.
1387
00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:13,418
GET OUTTA HERE!
1388
00:54:13,518 --> 00:54:16,153
DADDY, DO SOMETHING!
WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
1389
00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:18,423
CAN'T JUST COME UP
IN HERE LIKE THAT, MAN!
1390
00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:19,657
OH, I GOT IT,
I GOT IT!
1391
00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:23,761
Y'ALL STICK AROUND HERE.
YEAH, BOY!
1392
00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:31,502
DAMN, YOU A BETTER SNITCH
THAN WE IS, UNCLE WILLIE.
1393
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,170
Willie: YEAH, BOY!
1394
00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:34,905
YEAH, BOY!
1395
00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:36,006
Moly: HELP!
1396
00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:38,609
Moly: HELP ME,
PLEASE!
1397
00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,411
SOMEBODY,
HELP ME, PLEASE!
1398
00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:43,047
SO, CRAIG, YOU'RE GONNA
STILL HAVE THE PARTY TONIGHT?
1399
00:54:43,348 --> 00:54:44,349
I DON'T KNOW.
1400
00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:46,451
I'M NOT EVEN
IN THE SPIRIT NO MORE.
1401
00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:49,420
DON'T LET NOBODY EVER TAKE
YOUR SPIRIT AWAY FROM YOU!
1402
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,422
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
BE HAPPY, COME ON!
1403
00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,190
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
1404
00:54:53,358 --> 00:54:55,693
LISTEN, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GET,
IT'S HOW YOU FEEL.
1405
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,528
YOU WANT US TO BRING
SOME RIBS TONIGHT?
1406
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,397
NO,
I'M SICK OF RIBS.
1407
00:54:59,497 --> 00:55:01,766
SO WHAT WE
GONNA DO, MAN?
1408
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,835
( imitating drums and bass )
1409
00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:08,038
( sighs )
1410
00:55:13,711 --> 00:55:15,613
Craig: NOW, WHILE EVERYBODY
WAS JUST WORRIED
1411
00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,415
ABOUT GETTING
THEIR BOOGIE ON,
1412
00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:20,485
ME AND DAY-DAY
STILL HAD A PROBLEM TO SOLVE.
1413
00:55:20,585 --> 00:55:24,622
THAT'S WHEN I CAME UP
WITH THE PERFECT IDEA...
1414
00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:26,290
A RENT PARTY.
1415
00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:27,825
WE'D JUST CHARGE
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD
1416
00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:30,928
TO COME KICK IT WITH US,
YOU KNOW!
1417
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:33,798
* UP ON UP
IN THIS DANCERY *
1418
00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:36,501
* WE GOT YOU OPEN,
NOW YOU FLOATIN' *
1419
00:55:36,601 --> 00:55:38,836
* SO YOU GOTS
TO DANCE FOR ME *
1420
00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:42,039
* DON'T NEED NO HATERATION,
HOLLERATION *
1421
00:55:42,139 --> 00:55:43,307
* IN THIS DANCERY
1422
00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:44,642
ELROY,
THIS STUFF IS WEAK.
1423
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:46,877
WHAT THE HELL ELSE
YOU GOT, DAMN!
1424
00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:48,413
THERE YOU GO.
1425
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,981
* COME ON, EVERYBODY,
GET ON NOW *
1426
00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:53,918
* 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
WE GOTS TO GET IT CRUNK *
1427
00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:55,653
* MARY J. IS
IN THE SPOT TONIGHT *
1428
00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:58,623
* AND I'MA MAKE
YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT *
1429
00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:01,426
* COME ON, BABY,
JUST PARTY WITH ME *
1430
00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:03,594
* LET LOOSE
AND SET YOUR BODY FREE *
1431
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,596
* LEAVE YOUR SITUATIONS
AT THE DOOR *
1432
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:06,664
AW!
1433
00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:08,433
DAMN!
1434
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:11,769
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JINGLE BELLS!
1435
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,270
HEY!
1436
00:56:13,438 --> 00:56:15,506
HEY, HEY, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, BABY!
1437
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:18,008
HA HA HA!
1438
00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:20,344
HEY, MAN, I FEEL GOOD.
HOW Y'ALL?
1439
00:56:20,445 --> 00:56:23,948
EVERYBODY, MERRY CHRISTMAS,
NOOGAH, FROM PINKY, NOOGAH!
1440
00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,550
HEY, LOOK HERE,
LOOK HERE.
1441
00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:28,453
NO HARD FEELINGS ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED OUT AT THE SHOP.
1442
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,688
EVERYTHING'S COPACETIC,
NOOGAH.
1443
00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:32,490
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU,
1444
00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:34,659
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
THE SAME SHIT.
1445
00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:36,661
BE STRAIGHT, MAN,
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1446
00:56:36,761 --> 00:56:38,128
HA HA HA!
CHECK THIS OUT, MAN.
1447
00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:40,465
SINCE YOU GOT A LOT
OF MONEY IN YOUR MAN-PURSE,
1448
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:41,566
WE DOING
A LITTLE KICK-IN PARTY,
1449
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:43,367
SO I'M GONNA NEED
YOU TO KICK IN.
1450
00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:45,202
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU
THAT'S BETTER THAN MONEY.
1451
00:56:45,470 --> 00:56:47,171
BETTER THAN MONEY?
1452
00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:49,039
I BOUGHT YOU AND DAY-DAY
A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'!
1453
00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:51,809
CHECK IT OUT!
BETTER THAN MONEY?
1454
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:55,813
LADIES, COME ON IN AND SAY
"HI" TO MY FRIEND CRAIG, NOOGAH!
1455
00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:57,915
THIS IS MO' WET.
1456
00:56:58,015 --> 00:56:59,484
HOW YOU DOING?
1457
00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:02,653
OH, YEAH, SHOW HIM
WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH,
1458
00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:05,556
SHAKE IT,
SHAKE IT!
1459
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,858
AND RIGHT HERE IS
ONE OF MY SPICE GIRLS.
1460
00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:09,594
I CALLS HER "CINNAMON."
1461
00:57:09,694 --> 00:57:11,261
CINNAMON, HUH?
1462
00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:14,064
YOU SO CUTE.
1463
00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:16,667
DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN,
I AIN'T PLAYIN'.
1464
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:18,503
OH, SHE'S BEEN
ON SOUL TRAIN!
1465
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:21,672
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
THIS IS LOLLIPOP,
1466
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,273
I CALLS HER LOLLIPOP!
1467
00:57:23,508 --> 00:57:24,642
HEY, BABY.
1468
00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:27,077
WHOO, LORD!
1469
00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,013
UH, LOOK HERE, UH--
THANK YOU.
1470
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:31,549
LOOK HERE,
LOLLIPOP IS ALL MINE.
1471
00:57:31,649 --> 00:57:33,183
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S COOL.
1472
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,420
SHE'S ALL MINE.
HEY, DAY-DAY!
1473
00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:37,354
HOLD THIS FOR ME,
BABY.
1474
00:57:37,522 --> 00:57:39,524
DAY-DAY, WHAT'S UP?!
1475
00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:43,628
HEY, YOU BETTER WATCH
THAT JHERI CURL JUICE!
1476
00:57:43,728 --> 00:57:45,763
DAMN, PINKY! SHIT!
1477
00:57:45,863 --> 00:57:46,964
BOY, YOU
LOOK GOOD, MAN!
1478
00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:48,699
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BOY!
THANK YOU.
1479
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,801
HEY, WE STILL SLINGING RECORDS
OUT THERE AT THE SHOP.
1480
00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:52,570
YOU KNOW, WE MISS YOU
DOWN THERE, BABY!
1481
00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:54,805
MAN, I KNOW Y'ALL DO.
WHY'D YOU FIRE ME, PINK?
1482
00:57:54,905 --> 00:57:55,973
I HAD TO!
WHY?
1483
00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:58,042
YOU WAS
ALWAYS LATE, FOOL!
1484
00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,343
SAY IT AGAIN!
SAY IT AGAIN.
1485
00:57:59,544 --> 00:58:01,612
SAY IT AGAIN!
1486
00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:04,148
( music playing,
people shouting )
1487
00:58:06,751 --> 00:58:07,718
HMM.
1488
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,254
DAMN, GIRL,
YOU EATING AGAIN?
1489
00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,089
MMM-HMM.
1490
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:15,392
* TO EVERYBODY THAT BE
LIVING IT UP YOU SAY *
1491
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,761
WHAT'S UP O.G.,
TRIPLE O.G.?
1492
00:58:16,861 --> 00:58:19,096
WHAT'S UP?
HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
1493
00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:20,430
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
1494
00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:22,466
I'M COOL, DOG.
GOOD.
1495
00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:26,236
GOT MY SHANK IN CASE SHIT
JUMP OFF IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
1496
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:28,806
RELAX, HOMEY, AIN'T NOTHIN'
ABOUT TO JUMP OFF IN HERE.
1497
00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:31,008
THAT'S MY PEOPLE, MAN,
THAT'S MY FOLKS.
1498
00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,410
MY GRANDMA,
MY UNCLE.
1499
00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,846
* I'MA MEET THIS CHICK,
FUCKING TREAT THIS CHICK *
1500
00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,382
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, MAN,
IS GRAB ONE OF THESE FEMALES
1501
00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:40,084
AND GET YOUR BOOGIE ON.
1502
00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:42,386
I DON'T WANT TO DANCE
WITH NONE OF THESE HOS.
1503
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:43,821
YOU'RE A FOOL.
1504
00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:45,856
( knock on door )
1505
00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,992
OOH, WHAT'S UP?
1506
00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:49,960
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1507
00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,395
WHO'S THAT?
1508
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:52,930
HOW ARE YOU?
1509
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,298
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
1510
00:58:54,599 --> 00:58:55,600
YOU LOOK GREAT.
1511
00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:59,003
THAT'S, UH,
THAT'S DONNA.
1512
00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,938
DAMN, YOU THE GREENEST
LITTLE TROLL--
1513
00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:03,440
Damon: NIGGA,
WHO THE NIGGA SHE WITH?
1514
00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:04,809
OH, THAT'S
JUST MONEY MIKE.
1515
00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:08,646
LITTLE LUCKY CHARMS,
LITTLE MICRO-MINI PIMP.
1516
00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:11,115
OH, THAT NIGGA LOOK
MAGICALLY DELICIOUS, NIGGA.
1517
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:12,850
THAT'S RIGHT.
1518
00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:13,984
PERM AND SHIT.
1519
00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:15,653
CRAIG,
LOOK WHO HERE!
1520
00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:16,787
YEAH, BRING HIM
OVER HERE.
1521
00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:18,723
BRING HIS ASS
RIGHT HERE.
1522
00:59:18,823 --> 00:59:21,125
OH, MAN, THANKS
FOR COMING THROUGH, MAN.
1523
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,627
I APPRECIATE THAT.
1524
00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,695
NO PROBLEM, MAN,
THANKS FOR INVITING US.
1525
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:26,864
WE HAD TO SHOW Y'ALL LOVE
AFTER WHAT Y'ALL DID FOR US
AT THE STORE.
1526
00:59:26,964 --> 00:59:28,633
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
WE APPRECIATE IT.
1527
00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:29,967
DON'T SHE LOOK GOOD?
1528
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,836
Damon: INTRODUCE ME
TO YOUR FRIEND, CRAIG.
1529
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:35,305
OH, THAT'S MONEY MIKE.
1530
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:36,907
THAT'S DONNA.
HI, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1531
00:59:37,007 --> 00:59:39,810
THIS DAMON,
HE LIVE DOWNSTAIRS.
1532
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,011
WHOO!
1533
00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:43,814
THAT WAS LIKE
THE MATRIX!
1534
00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:46,651
OOH! GOT SOME
TESTOSTERONE PROBLEMS.
1535
00:59:46,717 --> 00:59:49,353
UM, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET ME
SOMETHING TO DRINK, PLEASE.
1536
00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:50,821
THANK YOU.
1537
00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:51,756
WHERE IS IT?
1538
00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:52,857
RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
1539
00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:56,093
NO, NO.
1540
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:01,666
LIKE HE DISLOCATED
MY SHOULDER.
1541
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:04,702
YO, HOMEY,
YOU EVER BEEN TO THE PEN?
1542
01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:07,271
HELL, NO,
BUT THANKS FOR ASKING.
1543
01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:10,007
WON'T BOTHER
ASKING YOU, THOUGH.
1544
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,843
UH, CRAIG!
YEAH.
1545
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,078
WHERE YOUR BATHROOM AT,
PLAYER?
1546
01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:15,846
I HAVE TO PISS
LIKE A RUSSIAN RACEHORSE
1547
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,849
IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY
WITH A GLUE TRUCK BEHIND HIM.
1548
01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:23,788
YO, IT'S RIGHT HERE.
1549
01:00:23,888 --> 01:00:26,190
I GOT TO PEE DIDDY!
ABOUT TO GET IT ON.
1550
01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,492
HEY, DON'T PISS
ON THE SEAT.
1551
01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:30,160
( giggles )
1552
01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,637
WHAT'S UP,
O.G., TRIPLE O.G.?
1553
01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:42,306
YOU GOT THAT LOOK
IN YOUR EYE.
1554
01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,641
FRESH FISH ON THE LINE,
NIGGA.
1555
01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:46,643
AIN'T NOTHIN'
LIKE THAT SHIT.
1556
01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:53,550
YEAH, BABY!
YEAH!
1557
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,985
DRINK A LITTLE
BIT MORE WATER,
1558
01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:57,154
SMELL LIKE AMMONIA
IN THIS BITCH.
1559
01:00:57,254 --> 01:00:58,889
COME ON.
THERE YOU GO.
1560
01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:03,728
ONE AT A TIME, PLAYER,
ONE AT A TIME.
1561
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:05,395
BUSY RIGHT NOW,
WORKING WITH A MONSTER.
1562
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:06,931
YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS IS, NEW BOOTY!
1563
01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:07,965
NEW BOOTY?
1564
01:01:08,065 --> 01:01:09,166
DON'T FIGHT
THIS SHIT.
1565
01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,901
FIGHT WHAT SHIT?
JUST LET IT HAPPEN.
1566
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,837
LET WHAT HAPPEN?
WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?
1567
01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:15,305
PHONE BOOK? NIGGA, I AIN'T
EVEN IN THE PHONE BOOK.
1568
01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:17,341
WHAT THE--NIGGA, YOU BETTER--
THIS AIN'T FUNNY, NIGGA.
1569
01:01:17,441 --> 01:01:19,009
I'LL BITCH SLAP
YOUR ASS.
1570
01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:20,377
COME ON, I AIN'T PLAYIN'.
1571
01:01:20,477 --> 01:01:22,847
( screaming )
NO!
1572
01:01:22,947 --> 01:01:24,114
( snoring )
( barks )
1573
01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,950
HERE'S MY CARD RIGHT HERE
1574
01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,952
IF Y'ALL EVER WANT TO BE
PIMPED. DAY-DAY.
1575
01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:29,586
BETTER NOT LET PINKY
SEE THAT SHIT.
1576
01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:31,588
I OUGHT TO GIVE
IT TO HIM, THOUGH.
1577
01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:33,657
THAT'S
A BARBECUE CARD.
1578
01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:36,293
THAT'S WHERE I'M PIMPING,
OUT OF THE BARBECUE PLACE.
1579
01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:38,763
COME AND GET
BARBECUE SLAPPED, SHIT.
1580
01:01:42,399 --> 01:01:44,034
SNEAKY SON OF A BITCH.
1581
01:01:44,134 --> 01:01:46,136
DAMN, HE'S BEEN
IN THERE A LONG TIME.
1582
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:47,471
I TOLD YOU
HE WAS SICK.
1583
01:01:47,571 --> 01:01:50,775
HE MIGHT BE IN THERE
THROWING UP ANYTHING.
1584
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,476
WHY DON'T WE
JUST STEP IN HERE?
1585
01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:54,311
WE CAN SIT DOWN
AND WAIT FOR HIM IN HERE.
1586
01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:57,014
ALL RIGHT.
1587
01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:58,883
* IF YOU WANNA TRY TO MAKE
THE BIG BOYS HOLLER *
1588
01:01:58,983 --> 01:02:01,351
* THE SITUATION
1589
01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:07,424
YOU GOT
A NICE ROOM HERE.
1590
01:02:07,524 --> 01:02:08,893
PRETTY CLEAN
FOR A BACHELOR.
1591
01:02:08,993 --> 01:02:11,495
I GOT A NICE BED, TOO.
WANNA TRY IT?
1592
01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:13,898
YOU FUNNY, HUH?
1593
01:02:13,998 --> 01:02:15,699
I'M NOT TRYING
TO BE FUNNY.
1594
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,836
I'M TRYING TO SPREAD
A LITTLE HOLIDAY CHEER.
1595
01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,271
GET CLOSE TO YOU.
1596
01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:26,811
SO, WHAT, UH, WHAT
BRING YOU TO CALIFORNIA
1597
01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:29,914
WITH JUST A LITTLE HALF
A PRINCE MOTHERFUCKER?
1598
01:02:30,014 --> 01:02:33,350
YOU KNOW, I ASK MYSELF
THAT SAME QUESTION.
1599
01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:36,353
WHAT AM I DOING
WAY OUT HERE,
1600
01:02:36,453 --> 01:02:42,026
AWAY FROM MY FAMILY
THIS TIME OF YEAR?
1601
01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:43,560
BUT IT'S JUST HARD.
1602
01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:45,930
SHIT, JUST LEAVE.
1603
01:02:46,030 --> 01:02:48,165
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
1604
01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,502
I MEAN, HE GOT YOU
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
1605
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:56,006
SO HE CAN, YOU KNOW,
MISTREAT YOU.
1606
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,908
DO ALL THEM THINGS
TO YOU--
1607
01:02:58,008 --> 01:03:00,344
YOU KNOW, I WANT
TO DO SOME THINGS TO YOU
1608
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:03,280
THAT, UM...
1609
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,916
YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO JUST, LIKE, LEAN BACK?
1610
01:03:06,016 --> 01:03:07,985
WHAT YOU THINKING?
1611
01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:12,589
NO!
1612
01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:13,723
DON'T DO IT!
1613
01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:15,225
YOU GOT SOME CONDOMS?
1614
01:03:15,325 --> 01:03:17,561
DAY-DAY, GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
1615
01:03:17,661 --> 01:03:20,197
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU GOT
ALL THE RUBBERS IN YOUR--
1616
01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:23,100
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE!
1617
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,935
SHE LIKED ME ANYWAY,
DIDN'T YOU?
1618
01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:27,404
YOU'RE A TRIP.
1619
01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:30,140
YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T PAY
NO ATTENTION TO DAY-DAY.
1620
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,476
THAT BOY,
HE JUST A FOOL.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1621
01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:35,412
LET'S JUST GO BEFORE MIKE
COMES BUSTING IN ON US.
1622
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,415
AND, CRAIG,
A WORD OF ADVICE--
1623
01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:40,317
YOU SHOULD GET
A LOCK ON THIS DOOR.
1624
01:03:42,887 --> 01:03:44,088
I AIN'T NEVER
GONNA GET NO PUSSY.
1625
01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:48,358
WHAT IF I TRIED TO GET
A LOCK RIGHT NOW AND JUST--
1626
01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:51,328
ALL RIGHT.
GOD!
1627
01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:54,064
COME ON OUT OF THERE!
1628
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,733
POP, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHO'S IN THE BATHROOM?
1629
01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:58,568
THAT EGGNOG ABOUT
TO KICK BACK UP ON ME.
1630
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,004
YOU KNOW
I GOT THEM BAD GUTS.
1631
01:04:00,104 --> 01:04:02,339
MAN, POPS GOTTA BOO-BOO,
COME ON!
1632
01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,642
DON'T TELL EVERYBODY!
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1633
01:04:05,742 --> 01:04:07,311
THE LADY WILL LET YOU
USE THE DOWNSTAIRS--
1634
01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:10,014
THE LANDLADY,
YOU KNOW MISS PEARLY?
MISS PEARLY.
1635
01:04:10,114 --> 01:04:11,481
YEAH. GO ON DOWN.
SHE'LL LET YOU USE IT.
1636
01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:13,450
COME ON
OUT OF THERE, MAN!
1637
01:04:15,986 --> 01:04:17,454
HONEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
1638
01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:21,591
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OH, BOY! OH...OH!
1639
01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:25,362
( soft jazz music playing )
1640
01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:29,033
* MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY
1641
01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:32,602
* YOU SURE DID
TREAT ME NICE *
1642
01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:37,274
OOH.
1643
01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:41,545
* MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY
1644
01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,949
ALL RIGHT!
1645
01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,484
ALL RIGHT!
1646
01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:50,854
I'M CRAIG'S DADDY
WILLIE JONES.
1647
01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:53,057
AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE HAVING
A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER UPSTAIRS,
1648
01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:54,558
AND THE BATHROOMS
ARE JAMMED.
1649
01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:57,227
OH, I LIKE THE WAY
YOU GOT THAT LINED UP.
1650
01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:59,063
MIND IF I USE YOURS?
1651
01:04:59,163 --> 01:05:00,564
NO, COME ON IN.
1652
01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:01,598
WHERE'S IT AT?
1653
01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:04,268
DOWN THE HALL.
THANK YOU.
1654
01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:05,469
( gasps )
1655
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,104
UHH!
1656
01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:10,474
ALL RIGHT,
THERE WE GO.
1657
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,641
MMM.
1658
01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:15,980
THERE WE GO.
ABOUT TIME.
1659
01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:18,215
OH, JUST
WHAT I NEEDED SO BAD.
1660
01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:19,549
PHEW.
1661
01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:22,552
( farting )
YEAH, THERE IT IS.
1662
01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:24,521
( music playing,
people shouting )
1663
01:05:26,991 --> 01:05:30,094
* I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO STAY DOWN
AND SLANG THE SEED *
1664
01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:31,361
HOW YOU DOING?
1665
01:05:31,461 --> 01:05:32,662
* I'M GONNA ROLL
1666
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,064
TELL ME WHAT
YOU WORKING WITH.
1667
01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:35,199
OH, DAMN!
1668
01:05:35,299 --> 01:05:36,566
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU, FOOL?
1669
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,068
THAT'S MY WOMAN
YOU'RE DANCING WITH.
1670
01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:40,237
HEY, FOOL, YOUR WOMAN'S
FREAKING WITH ME!
1671
01:05:40,337 --> 01:05:41,738
I BOUGHT
THEM TITTIES!
1672
01:05:42,006 --> 01:05:43,240
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1673
01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:44,841
I'LL BUST A CAP
RIGHT IN YOUR FAT ASS.
1674
01:05:45,009 --> 01:05:46,110
DON'T MESS UP
THE PARTY, ELROY.
1675
01:05:46,210 --> 01:05:47,244
DANCE WITH ME,
DANCE WITH ME.
1676
01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:48,712
COME ON,
DANCE WITH ME.
1677
01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,515
* HOLD MY HOOD UP HIGH,
IN THE NAME-- *
1678
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:52,616
AHH!
1679
01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:56,853
DID YOU PEE ON ME?
1680
01:05:57,021 --> 01:05:59,623
WAKE YOUR BITCH-ASS UP,
LUCKY CHARMS.
1681
01:05:59,723 --> 01:06:02,292
I LIKE MY FISH WET
AND SQUIRMY.
1682
01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:03,760
I THOUGHT
I WAS DREAMING.
1683
01:06:04,028 --> 01:06:05,862
YOU ALMOST DROWN ME,
NIGGA.
1684
01:06:06,030 --> 01:06:08,465
OH, YOU DREAMING.
THIS A WET DREAM.
1685
01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:10,867
WET DREAM? WAIT A MINUTE,
I'M A PIMP!
1686
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:11,868
YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
1687
01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:13,370
Mike:
WHAT THE HELL?
1688
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:14,404
AM I IN PRISON?
1689
01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,306
DONNA!
PIMP DOWN!
1690
01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:19,143
( yelling )
1691
01:06:19,243 --> 01:06:21,611
YOU GOT
A LOT OF BALLS!
1692
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,280
AAH!!!
1693
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:27,151
HA HA!
PIMPIN', PIMPIN'.
1694
01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:29,086
AAH!!!
1695
01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:31,155
( whimpering )
1696
01:06:31,255 --> 01:06:33,757
YOU WAS JUST GONNA TAKE IT,
WASN'T YOU? HMM?
1697
01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:35,625
YOU THOUGHT I WAS
PLAY PIMPING, DIDN'T YOU?
1698
01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:38,395
YEAH, OKAY, OKAY.
( muttering )
1699
01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,766
COULD YOU JUST LET ME GO?
SAY SOMETHING.
1700
01:06:43,067 --> 01:06:43,800
PLEASE.
HUH?
1701
01:06:44,068 --> 01:06:45,669
STOP STUTTERING-
D-D-D-D...
1702
01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:47,704
I WAS PLAYING
WITH YOU, DOG.
1703
01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:49,606
I WAS PLAYING,
MAN, OKAY?
1704
01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,741
I'M A NICE GUY
WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
1705
01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:54,578
SHUT UP! WHAT THE HELL
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1706
01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,914
I AM A BOY!
1707
01:06:58,082 --> 01:07:01,718
YOU ARE NOT IN PRISON
ANYMORE, DAMON!
1708
01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:03,453
THAT'S NOT HOW
WE DO IT!
1709
01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:05,189
AHH!!!
1710
01:07:05,289 --> 01:07:09,093
THIS IS PINKY, NOOGAH!
LOOK, I GOT TO GO PEEPEE!
1711
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:12,262
UH, DAMON,
ARE YOU A MUSIC LOVER?
1712
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:13,597
YES.
YOU ARE? GOOD.
1713
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:14,931
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE NUTCRACKER?
1714
01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:17,434
AHH!!! SHIT!
1715
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:18,902
HAVE YOU?
HAVE YOU HEARD IT!
1716
01:07:19,136 --> 01:07:20,570
HUH? HUH?
1717
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:22,939
YES. YES.
1718
01:07:23,173 --> 01:07:24,674
( whimpering )
1719
01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:25,942
* CRUNCHING ON YOUR BALLS
1720
01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:28,278
* IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
1721
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:32,316
* WHAT YOU WANNA DO?
WHAT YOU TRYIN' TO DO? *
1722
01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:33,783
MOM, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1723
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,220
WHERE DID
YOUR FATHER GO?
1724
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,522
OH, HE JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS
TO USE THE BATHROOM
1725
01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:40,490
OVER AT MISS PEARLY'S--
YOU KNOW, THE LANDLADY?
1726
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:43,693
OH, MISS PEARLY.
1727
01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:44,728
HMM.
1728
01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,530
EXCUSE ME.
1729
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:50,567
MOM...
1730
01:07:52,336 --> 01:07:53,637
OH, SHIT!
1731
01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:54,971
HEY!
1732
01:07:55,139 --> 01:07:56,706
( toilet flushing )
WHOO!
1733
01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:59,776
THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST PEOPLE
WITH GUTS LIKE MINE.
1734
01:07:59,876 --> 01:08:01,145
THAT WAS A MONSTER--
1735
01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,812
WHY IS IT
SO DARK IN HERE, BABY?
1736
01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:04,514
WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO,
PRAY OR SOMETHING?
1737
01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:06,850
DID YOUR SON TELL YOU
I SAID "HI"?
1738
01:08:07,151 --> 01:08:09,018
( chuckles )
NO.
1739
01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:10,854
PERTAINING TO WHAT?
1740
01:08:10,954 --> 01:08:13,757
YOUR SON CRAIG AIN'T PAID
HIS RENT THIS MONTH,
1741
01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:16,760
AND I'M ABOUT TO THROW HIM
OUT ON HIS ASS TOMORROW.
1742
01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:19,263
SO HOW MUCH DO YOU
REALLY LOVE YOUR BOY?
1743
01:08:19,363 --> 01:08:20,730
NOT ENOUGH TO PAY
HIS FUCKING RENT.
1744
01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:22,999
I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE
PAYING MY OWN DAMN RENT.
1745
01:08:23,167 --> 01:08:25,769
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT RENT,
WILLIE JONES.
1746
01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:28,205
WELL, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MISS PEARLY?
1747
01:08:28,305 --> 01:08:30,407
I'M TALKING
ABOUT THESE NUTS!
1748
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,076
OW! HEY!
1749
01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:35,179
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME
SOME OF THIS DICK TODAY!
1750
01:08:35,212 --> 01:08:37,013
I DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOU, WOMAN!
1751
01:08:37,181 --> 01:08:38,715
I HEARD THEY CALL YOU
"SWEET DICK WILLIE."
1752
01:08:38,815 --> 01:08:40,284
WHO, ME?
YEAH!
1753
01:08:40,384 --> 01:08:42,186
YOU HEARD THAT, HUH?
YEAH.
1754
01:08:42,252 --> 01:08:44,188
YES, BABY,
I'M A BAD MOTHER.
1755
01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:45,455
CAN I HAVE
SOME OF IT?
1756
01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:47,724
LET ME GO, WOMAN!
HELL, NO!
1757
01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:48,758
OH, NO, YOU WON'T!
1758
01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:50,394
OH, SWEET DICK WILLIE!
1759
01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:52,429
WILLIE, GET YOUR ASS
OFF OF THAT HEIFER!
1760
01:08:52,529 --> 01:08:53,863
BETTY!
1761
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:56,366
DADDY, GET YOUR ASS
OFF THAT HEIFER!
1762
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,035
OW! AHH!
1763
01:08:59,203 --> 01:09:03,473
YEAH, PIMPING!
OH! OH!
1764
01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:06,376
THAT'S RIGHT.
1765
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,578
HEY, I WANT
EVERYBODY BACK!
1766
01:09:08,678 --> 01:09:11,248
THERE'S GONNA BE
BALL JUICE EVERYWHERE!
1767
01:09:11,348 --> 01:09:12,849
EVERYBODY, GET BACK!
1768
01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:14,451
GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!
1769
01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:15,852
( everybody
yelling at once )
1770
01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:18,455
DON'T TAKE ANYBODY!
DAMN!
1771
01:09:18,555 --> 01:09:19,789
( all shouting )
1772
01:09:19,889 --> 01:09:21,325
Y'ALL GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY HOUSE!
1773
01:09:21,425 --> 01:09:23,593
MY DICK WOULDN'T
GET HARD!
1774
01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:25,229
WHUP HIS ASS,
MAMA, WHUP HIS ASS!
1775
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:26,296
MISS PEARLY,
YOU AIN'T RIGHT,
1776
01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:27,764
TRYING TO GIVE
MY DADDY V.D.
1777
01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:29,733
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
ON Y'ALL, FOOL!
1778
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,302
WELL, GET THAT LINED UP,
TOO, FIRST, BITCH!
1779
01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:33,770
GO TO HELL!
1780
01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:37,040
PLAYER...PLAYER.
1781
01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:38,107
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1782
01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:39,443
AIN'T NOTHIN', PLAYER,
1783
01:09:39,543 --> 01:09:41,077
THANKS FOR INVITING ME
TO THE PARTY.
1784
01:09:41,245 --> 01:09:42,712
DONNA, GET THE CAR.
1785
01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:44,248
COME ON, PLAYER.
1786
01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,882
HEY, THEM
MY VISE GRIPS, MAN!
1787
01:09:45,982 --> 01:09:47,251
YEAH,
THAT'S HIS NUTS, TOO.
1788
01:09:47,317 --> 01:09:49,419
YOU CAN HAVE
THEM BOTH BACK!
1789
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,421
Craig: LOOK,
I'M JUST SAYING, MAN,
1790
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,590
LET HIM GO NOW AND THERE
WON'T BE NO HARD FEELINGS.
1791
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,325
NO HARD FEELINGS?
1792
01:09:55,425 --> 01:09:58,094
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A ROTTWEILER BITE A CHIHUAHUA?
NO.
1793
01:09:58,262 --> 01:10:00,364
ME NEITHER, BUT IT
AIN'T PRETTY, I'M SURE OF IT.
1794
01:10:00,464 --> 01:10:02,532
NOW, YOU HOLD ON
UNTIL I GET IN THE CAR.
1795
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:06,803
DUDE, I'M NOT ABOUT TO TOUCH
HIS NUTS OR THEM VISE GRIPS.
1796
01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:08,071
OH, YES, YOU ARE.
1797
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:09,072
NO, I'M NOT.
1798
01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:10,340
YES, YOU ARE!
1799
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,975
BULLSHIT.
1800
01:10:12,075 --> 01:10:13,377
YOU INVITED ME TO THIS PARTY,
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
1801
01:10:13,477 --> 01:10:14,678
THAT'S RIGHT.
1802
01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:16,480
HEY, WHATEVER Y'ALL DO,
MAKE IT QUICK.
1803
01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:18,415
I THINK
I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
1804
01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:20,116
NO, NO, NO--
1805
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,519
IT'S YOUR PARTY, YOUR PLIERS,
HIS NUTS IN YOUR HAND,
1806
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:23,787
THAT'S HOW
IT'S GOING.
1807
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,121
Mike: DONNA,
GET THE DOOR.
1808
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,556
I'LL GET THE CAR DOOR.
1809
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,394
GIVE ME A CALL
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.
1810
01:10:30,494 --> 01:10:32,829
YEAH.
1811
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,531
I'LL CALL YOU.
1812
01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:36,733
HOLD ON.
AHH!
1813
01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:40,236
HEY!
WHAT?
1814
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:41,805
CAN YOU
HEAR ME NOW?
YEAH.
1815
01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:42,772
CAN YOU
HEAR ME NOW?
YEAH.
1816
01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:43,940
GET THESE PLIERS!
1817
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,642
ALL RIGHT.
YOU READY?
1818
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:47,143
I'M READY. I'M READY.
1819
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,678
YOU READY?
I'M READY, PLAYER.
1820
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:49,513
ON THE COUNT OF THREE--
1821
01:10:49,613 --> 01:10:50,747
THE COUNT OF THREE.
1822
01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:53,049
HERE WE GO, ONE--
ON YOUR BALLS--
1823
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:53,883
TWO--
GRAB A HANDFUL--
1824
01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:54,818
THREE!
GO!
1825
01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:55,919
GO!
1826
01:10:57,387 --> 01:10:58,522
HEY!
1827
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:00,924
BITCH, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!
1828
01:11:01,024 --> 01:11:02,892
HEY, PIMP IN DISTRESS!
1829
01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:05,161
BITCH, I AIN'T--HOLD ON!
1830
01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:07,497
HOW THE FUCK
YOU GONNA LEAVE ME?!
1831
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,733
HE GONNA FUCK THE LINING
OUT OF LITTLE PRINCE.
1832
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:13,670
CODE 1132--PIMP MISSING!
1833
01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:19,208
WHAT?
1834
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:20,610
YOU SEE THAT MOTHER?
1835
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,346
THAT--THAT--THAT'S--
1836
01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:23,613
HE THE ONE BROKE IN--
1837
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,014
HE THE ONE BROKE IN
OUR APARTMENT!
1838
01:11:42,866 --> 01:11:44,368
YOU SEE HIM?
1839
01:11:44,401 --> 01:11:46,570
YEAH, HE JUST WENT
THROUGH THERE ON THE SIDE.
1840
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,580
YOU READY?
1841
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,014
I'M NOT GOING
IN THERE, MAN.
1842
01:11:58,114 --> 01:11:59,549
STOP BEING SO SCARY.
1843
01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,385
ALL OUR STUFF
MIGHT BE IN THERE.
1844
01:12:01,451 --> 01:12:03,720
WHY YOU ALWAYS GOT
TO BE A HERO, MAN?
1845
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,021
GO OVER THERE--
1846
01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:06,590
I BET SOMETHING
BITE YOU IN THE ASS.
1847
01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:08,224
I'M NOT GOING.
1848
01:12:08,392 --> 01:12:10,226
NO, I DON'T WANT
TO GET BIT IN THE ASS.
1849
01:12:10,394 --> 01:12:13,029
TEN MORE MINUTES
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
1850
01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:14,764
TEN MORE MINUTES.
1851
01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:16,633
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1852
01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:21,037
AHH, LORD HAVE MERCY,
I'M TIRED AS A RUNAWAY SLAVE.
1853
01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:22,972
LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT.
1854
01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:24,841
DON'T NOBODY
GET ME NOTHIN' ANYWAY.
1855
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,578
OH, SNAP.
1856
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,880
DADA--I ALWAYS
WANTED ME A DADA.
1857
01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:32,682
HELL, YEAH.
1858
01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:35,952
EXTRA MEDIUM, EXTRA MEDIUM?
1859
01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:38,755
HELL, GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING
FOR THE SKINNY NIGGAS.
1860
01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,790
DAY-DAY, THIS COULD BE
OUR LAST CHANCE.
1861
01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:41,991
OH, MAN.
1862
01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:43,092
YOU KEEP
YOUR TIMID ASS HERE,
1863
01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,028
I'M GOING
TO GET MY SHIT.
1864
01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:50,333
YEAH, I ROLL INTO THE CLUBS
JUST LIKE THIS, BABY.
1865
01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:53,603
SANTA CLAUS UP HERE,
GRABBING ME SOME WALLETS,
1866
01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:56,139
CIGARETTE LIGHTERS,
SOME CAR KEYS.
1867
01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,775
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
YOU CRACK BABY!
1868
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,910
YEAH, LET'S GET
HIS ASS, CRAIG!
YEAH, GO!
1869
01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:04,047
Day-Day: BEAT HIM,
CRAIG!
1870
01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:09,919
...BREAK IN THEIR HOUSE,
HIT THEM WITH TREES!
1871
01:13:15,459 --> 01:13:16,660
HOLD HIM,
DAY-DAY!
1872
01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:19,663
TURN AROUND!
1873
01:13:19,763 --> 01:13:21,264
( grunting )
1874
01:13:21,465 --> 01:13:23,467
HO HO HO, MOTHERFUCKER!
1875
01:13:26,035 --> 01:13:27,036
MOVE, DAY-DAY!
1876
01:13:29,172 --> 01:13:30,507
DAMN!
1877
01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:33,242
AAH!
1878
01:13:33,477 --> 01:13:35,612
OW!
1879
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:40,984
DAMN, CRAIG!
GET HIS ASS!
1880
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,486
SHIT!
1881
01:13:44,488 --> 01:13:46,790
ARGH!
1882
01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:48,324
MOTHER!
1883
01:13:48,492 --> 01:13:49,759
DAMN IT, CRAIG,
GET UP!
1884
01:13:49,859 --> 01:13:51,528
TOP FLIGHT!
GET HIS ASS, DAY-DAY!
1885
01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:52,696
GO!
1886
01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:01,070
DAMN!
1887
01:14:04,073 --> 01:14:05,809
( groaning )
1888
01:14:11,815 --> 01:14:12,916
SHIT!
1889
01:14:14,551 --> 01:14:15,885
I CAUGHT YOU,
DIDN'T I?!
1890
01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,521
YOU DIRTY SON
OF BITCHES!
1891
01:14:17,587 --> 01:14:19,055
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO Y'ALL FUCKING WITH!
1892
01:14:19,155 --> 01:14:21,357
I'M ONE OF THE COLDEST
NIGGAS IN THE CITY!
1893
01:14:21,525 --> 01:14:22,726
GET OUT OF
MY COLLARD GREENS,
1894
01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:25,829
MY MUSTARD GREENS,
AND MY COLLARD GREENS!
1895
01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:30,233
I'D LIKE TO BLOWED
ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE OF Y'ALL!
1896
01:14:32,268 --> 01:14:33,937
Man: DIRTY SON
OF BITCHES!
1897
01:14:43,547 --> 01:14:44,948
COME ON OUT OF THERE!
1898
01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:46,983
( dogs barking )
1899
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,052
NEXT TIME I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU
IN THE ONE THAT'S WINKING,
1900
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:50,253
NOT THE ONE THAT STINK!
1901
01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:56,693
HUH?!
1902
01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:57,894
PRAISE GOD.
1903
01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:04,701
YO, DANG, MAN,
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
1904
01:15:13,242 --> 01:15:15,144
( rap music playing )
1905
01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:23,319
I GOT A CALLING, I'M HERE
TO DELIVER THE WORD OF GOD,
1906
01:15:23,587 --> 01:15:24,420
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
1907
01:15:24,588 --> 01:15:26,055
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
1908
01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,592
BEAT THAT ASS!
1909
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:31,695
GET HIS ASS, CRAIG!
1910
01:15:31,795 --> 01:15:33,763
WAIT A MINUTE!
1911
01:15:35,064 --> 01:15:35,999
GO, GO, GO!
MOVE!
1912
01:15:36,099 --> 01:15:38,134
GET HIS ASS!
1913
01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:41,104
COME ON,
COME ON!
1914
01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:43,006
( all shouting at once )
1915
01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:45,675
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
1916
01:15:45,775 --> 01:15:47,611
BEAT HIS ASS!
1917
01:15:48,778 --> 01:15:50,079
( all shouting at once )
1918
01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:55,819
( explosion )
1919
01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:58,021
OH, SHIT!
1920
01:15:58,121 --> 01:15:59,088
I KNOW
YOU'RE IN THERE!
1921
01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,924
AHH!
1922
01:16:01,024 --> 01:16:02,025
GO, GO, GO!
1923
01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,628
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
1924
01:16:04,694 --> 01:16:06,730
COME ON, YOU TWO-TIME HATERS.
WHERE YOU AT?
1925
01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:07,997
( gunshot )
1926
01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:08,965
YOU KNOW
I AIN'T PLAYIN'!
1927
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,034
COME ON! COME ON!
1928
01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:13,102
RESPECT MY GANGSTER!
1929
01:16:15,639 --> 01:16:18,241
AHH!
1930
01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:24,648
OPEN THE DOOR!
1931
01:16:29,285 --> 01:16:30,854
Man: FUCK,
I'LL KILL Y'ALL.
1932
01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:32,021
TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME!
1933
01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:34,357
THAT BOY
CAN TAKE A FALL!
1934
01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:41,097
Man: Y'ALL NIGGAS DON'T KNOW WHO
YOU'RE FUCKING WITH!
1935
01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:45,334
( screams )
1936
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,772
I TOLD YOU
I AIN'T NO FREAK!
1937
01:16:48,872 --> 01:16:51,007
I'LL KILL YOU!
1938
01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:54,010
( gunshot )
1939
01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:56,512
CAN'T CATCH ME, BABY.
1940
01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,147
PRIME TIME.
1941
01:17:00,817 --> 01:17:01,851
HA HA HA!
1942
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:03,052
( car honking )
1943
01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:04,688
AHH!
1944
01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:07,156
DAMN!
1945
01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:09,158
OW! WHAT THE HELL?!
1946
01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:17,200
( groaning )
1947
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:18,702
SHIT.
1948
01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:21,070
GODDAMN IT, C.W.,
WHAT DID YOU HIT?!
1949
01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,707
MAN, I THINK
THAT WAS A DOG, MAN.
1950
01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:27,110
I AIN'T PLAYIN'
WITH YOU, NOOGAH!
1951
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:29,078
DIDN'T I TELL YOU
I WAS GONNA FIRE YOUR ASS
1952
01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:30,379
IF YOU HIT
SOMETHING ELSE?
1953
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,148
NOPE, I DIDN'T HEAR
THAT PART, PINKY.
1954
01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:34,050
AFTER YOU HIT
THAT LITTLE RETARDED BOY
1955
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,985
WITH THE FUCKED UP WALK.
1956
01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:39,055
YOU'RE COSTING ME
MONEY, C.W.
1957
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,024
( grunts )
1958
01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:42,558
HE STILL BREATHING.
1959
01:17:42,726 --> 01:17:43,993
GET YOUR ASS
BACK IN THE CAR!
1960
01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:45,294
OHH, NOOGAH!
1961
01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:46,830
ALL RIGHT,
MOTHERFUCKER, LET'S GO.
1962
01:17:46,930 --> 01:17:49,132
COME ON, NOOGAH!
1963
01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:51,634
GET YOUR ASS
IN THE CAR, COME ON!
1964
01:17:51,735 --> 01:17:53,036
YOU DONE HIT
SANTA CLAUS!
1965
01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:55,038
( groaning )
1966
01:17:57,941 --> 01:17:59,308
THAT WAS PINKY'S LIMO.
1967
01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:01,845
LOOK, HE HIT SANTA ASS,
COME ON!
1968
01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:02,946
UH-HUH!
1969
01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:06,916
UH-HUH, GOT YOUR ASS!
1970
01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:08,084
TURN OVER!
1971
01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:10,954
D.O.A.
1972
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:13,189
SHOULD I TELL HIM OR YOU?
LET'S BOTH TELL HIM.
1973
01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:15,859
Both: YOU GOT KNOCKED
THE FUCK OUT!
1974
01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,093
BITCH!
1975
01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:18,828
( Craig and Day-Day laughing )
1976
01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:21,865
GOT HIS ASS.
GOT HIS ASS.
1977
01:18:21,965 --> 01:18:24,400
* MERRY CHRISTMAS
1978
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:28,037
* SEGA GENESIS
* YEAH
1979
01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,138
* STREET FIGHTER II
1980
01:18:29,238 --> 01:18:30,306
HA HA!
1981
01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:32,041
YO, DAY-DAY.
WHAT'S UP?
1982
01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:34,043
I'M GLAD WE GOT
OUR RENT MONEY BACK, BABY.
1983
01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:35,979
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
WITH THAT FOOL?
1984
01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:38,347
I DON'T KNOW, PO-PO'S WILL GET
HIS DUMB-ASS SOONER OR LATER.
1985
01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:41,317
HO HO HO, MOTHERFUCKER,
HA HA HA!
1986
01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:43,152
Craig: THERE YOU HAVE IT,
1987
01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,989
ANOTHER FRIDAY GONE,
ANOTHER PROBLEM SOLVED.
1988
01:18:46,089 --> 01:18:47,623
( muttering )
1989
01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:49,192
WE JUST TOOK OUR STUFF
BACK TO THE PARTY
1990
01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:50,626
AND LEFT SANTA CLAUS
ON THE ROOF
1991
01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:53,229
FOR THE POLICE TO GET.
1992
01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:57,133
FAR AS I KNOW, HE'S STILL
UP THERE TALKING SHIT.
1993
01:18:57,233 --> 01:19:00,069
PIMP DOWN,
PIMP MISSING IN ACTION!
1994
01:19:00,169 --> 01:19:01,971
Craig: AND MONEY MIKE,
1995
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,840
YOU KNOW, HE'S STILL
GETTING CHASED BY DAMON
1996
01:19:03,940 --> 01:19:05,641
ALL THROUGH THE HOOD.
1997
01:19:05,809 --> 01:19:08,444
THERE'S A LOUD PARTY UPSTAIRS
THAT'S KEEPING ME UP.
1998
01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:10,814
COULD YOU PLEASE
SEND A UNIT?
1999
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,816
Craig: MISS PEARLY
KEPT ON HATING ON US.
2000
01:19:12,849 --> 01:19:16,652
WE DIDN'T EVEN CARE,
WE KEPT ON PARTYING.
2001
01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:18,988
MY UNCLE GOT DRUNK
AND EVENTUALLY PASSED OUT.
2002
01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,890
LOOK AT POPS--
2003
01:19:20,990 --> 01:19:23,827
YOU KNOW, HE SHOWED HIS ASS
TILL THE PO-PO'S CAME.
2004
01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,661
OPEN THE DOOR,
LET'S DO THIS!
2005
01:19:25,829 --> 01:19:28,197
PUT DOWN
THE B-B-BARBECUE.
2006
01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:30,233
Craig: BUT ALL THEY WANTED
WAS SOME MORE WEED.
2007
01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:32,035
SO WE HOOKED THEM UP,
2008
01:19:32,135 --> 01:19:34,637
AND I EVEN KEPT
DAY-DAY'S DUMB-ASS OCCUPIED.
2009
01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:36,272
AND A GERMAN SHEPHERD!
2010
01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:37,540
( barking )
2011
01:19:37,841 --> 01:19:39,442
OOH!
OOH!
2012
01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:42,411
Craig: THAT'S UNTIL
MY MOMS WALKED IN ON HIM.
2013
01:19:42,511 --> 01:19:45,681
AND ME, YOU KNOW
HOW A PLAYER DO.
2014
01:19:45,849 --> 01:19:47,583
I CONVINCED DONNA
TO BRING HER FINE ASS
2015
01:19:47,851 --> 01:19:49,185
BACK TO THE PARTY--
2016
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,854
GOT HER IN MY ROOM,
2017
01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:52,956
SLID THE DRESSER
IN FRONT OF THE DOOR,
2018
01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:56,059
AND GOT MYSELF
A EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
2019
01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:58,061
YOU KNOW!
2020
01:19:58,161 --> 01:20:01,064
( imitating drums and bass )
2021
01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:05,701
I'LL BEAT-BOX YOUR ASS!
2022
01:20:05,902 --> 01:20:07,470
( rap music playing )
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