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Welcome back, Glendale High.
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This is Spirit Week, students.
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Our theme,
Armageddon Off This Rollercoaster.
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Monday, wear your Hornet yellow.
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Tuesday is the Annual Toy Drive.
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Wednesday will be Karaoke Lunch.
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I'll be singing the radio edit
of "N-words in Paris."
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On Thursday, we're gonna repent
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for all the terrible things
that we've done.
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And Friday, Pajama Day!
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Hmm?
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Does anybody have any Neosporin?
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You lost your shit, hoss.
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Sweat brigade, take out the trash! Now!
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Now, now.
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What's the rule?
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No yelling.
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Use spirit fingers.
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Let me see you shine.
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Our lives have gotten out of control.
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I'm here to get us back to normal.
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We're going back to the code of conduct.
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Be safe,
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be respectful,
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and be... positive!
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Turbo here has broken the code,
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and that is grounds for expulsion.
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School's now back in session.
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Here we go.
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Epic conclusion time.
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I'm gonna save Sam.
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We'll move some place real nice,
like Montrose.
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Get a two-bed, two-bath Craftsman
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with a chef's kitchen.
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And a moat.
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That's right. A fucking moat!
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- You're a slut, Samaira.
- Josh!
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Hey, look, I'm really sorry
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about not mentioning all that break-up
stuff when we met.
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But I didn't know you.
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I really hope she takes me back.
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I don't know why she would.
I was awful to her.
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I mean, awful.
But my dad just died and...
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Uh...
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I don't want to talk about that.
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I mean it.
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You okay there, kiddo?
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Yeah, Dad.
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You put me in a flashback.
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Fuck you.
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Here.
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I want to show you something.
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Here.
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That's me.
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That's your grandpa,
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and CW, it's Charles Wheeler.
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That's your great-grandpa,
who built this blind in 1955.
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Our family has been coming
every summer since.
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My dad taught me to hunt and track.
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And now,
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it's your turn.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Oh...
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What's... What's all this for?
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Because...
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All right.
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Boring!
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Is this the part when
the Canadian incest hillbillies attack?
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'Cause this flashback
is getting ultra-snoozy.
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Eli! How did you get in here?
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You can't keep me out of shit!
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The hell I can't!
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Come here! Come on! Let's do this!
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I come in Reese's Pieces. Okay?
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Like, during my banishment,
I scoped the high school. Okay?
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Turbo is over.
Baron Triumph pulled a true d'état.
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He has your lady.
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No, you're messing with me.
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Look, do you see me
sporting a nose boner?
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I can't lie. Look, I'm verified.
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You just want me to leave,
so you can come back in the mall.
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Josh, Josh, Josh!
Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh!
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Look, I don't...
I don't want to come back. Okay?
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I want it all back.
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I want to be the king of everything.
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Other kids live here now.
You can't just kick 'em out.
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You didn't blink when you booted me.
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And Angelica and Wesley.
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They were trying to help you out,
and you pushed them out of here
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faster than my bulimic cousin, Nina,
yacks froyo at Souplantation.
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Cold.
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Mavis wants everyone to stay here.
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All of us. She told me so.
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I'm done sharing my toys.
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You can stay and defend these stragglers
from my mad genius,
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or you can go back
and save Sam from Triumph,
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but you can't do both.
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Ooh, and you don't want your girl
to end up like Turbo.
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You okay, Principal Burr?
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Yeah. Never better.
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Sam Dean and Barry Kirkwood,
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meet me in Mademoiselle Woodworth's class.
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And, Matt Rosen, I found your underwear...
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in my desk.
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Still wearing your uniform, Barry.
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It's the only outfit I've ever had.
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You shaved.
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I'm grateful, Sam,
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for this second chance
that you've given me.
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We let you out.
But now, I don't know.
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A tie isn't gonna make us forget
about Baron Triumph.
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And I'm drinking these protein shakes now,
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so no more pesky urges.
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It's not just your previous diet
that raises eyebrows.
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It's the fact you're the only adult left
who can say more than one sentence.
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I tried to save other people
when that bomb went off.
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- No one could hear me.
- Yeah.
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The explosion was so loud,
it was days before my ears worked again.
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They don't make schools like this anymore.
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Solid.
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Sure, the lead paint
caused some brain damage.
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And the asbestos, well,
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the term "cancer cluster"
does come to mind.
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But this school has survived
earthquakes, brush fires,
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and now, biochemical nuclear war.
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This fallout shelter saved my life.
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I spent months down here
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with only some old programs
from school plays for entertainment.
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In the 1986 production of Grease,
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Gabe Cardanus played Danny Zuko,
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and thanked his mom
for letting him use her hair mousse.
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In 1992,
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Michelle Colt played Ariel in The Tempest,
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and thanked her aunt
for being the wind beneath her wings.
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When I won
the El Caballerro Junior Invitational,
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I thanked my second stepmom.
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Kids need an adult to guide them.
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Okay, fine,
but you need to earn our trust.
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I want to, but it will take
both of us, Sam.
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Your influence and my initiative
to change hearts and minds.
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What am I supposed to do?
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I know how I survived,
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but we don't know how you kids did.
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Sam, what if we could
find out why... together?
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Would be significant.
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Tomorrow, gather together all the smartest
kids in school for a study group.
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And... And me?
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Let's talk about what happened
to the golf team.
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And grieving.
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Come on, buddy.
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I'll make you a smoothie.
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Huh, yeah. That sounds scrumptious.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I'd like that.
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We should have a name.
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We're not a tribe.
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We don't have anything in common.
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Not like the Disciples of Kardashia.
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Or the Model U-End.
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- They have a sweet tag.
- We can have a great tag.
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- What can we call ourselves?
- Laser Patrol.
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The Hollywood Foreign Press.
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Yeah!
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- The Stragglers.
- The Rejects!
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The Dregs.
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- Yeah!
- Ah!
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We are not dregs,
or rejects, or stragglers.
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We're a tribe because we all lived
to see the break of a new day.
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We're Daybreakers.
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You suck at hiding, Josh.
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I'm protecting you from Eli!
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I can handle myself.
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KJ is a badass.
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But Eli is badder and asser.
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These guys don't stand a chance.
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How am I gonna help them and Sam?
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You have to understand your prey.
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You have to understand your prey.
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Elk are solitary, especially the boys.
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Huntin' elk is all about disguise.
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Gotta make 'em believe
you're part of their herd.
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Dad, we've come here every summer
since I was a kid.
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I've never seen an elk.
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Your grandpa and I
once caught a six-point.
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You all right?
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Mom's got a job in Los Angeles.
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She wants to move.
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I know.
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Why wouldn't you say something?
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Wasn't my place.
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I do not want to go to LA.
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Did you tell your mom?
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Yeah, she said it's a good opportunity.
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I guess it is.
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Oh, so you're okay if I leave?
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That's not what I said.
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- Well, then, tell her not to go.
- I can't.
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Of course you can!
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- It's not that simple.
- Why not?
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You wouldn't understand.
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- Yeah. Because I'm a kid?
- No.
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- What, did you cheat on her?
- No.
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Did she cheat on you?
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No.
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We'll...
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We'll FaceTime and text, and, uh...
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And I'll come down to visit,
and you can take me to the beach.
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And Disney.
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And we'll always have
our summer hunting trip.
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Like Grandpa
and Great Grandpa Charles.
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Dad, I checked.
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There are no elk.
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Their migration patterns changed
because of global warming or something.
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This is all just a stupid waste of time.
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You have to understand your prey.
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It's all about disguise.
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Go for Eli.
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I want your Baron Triumph costume.
I need it to disguise myself,
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so I can get into the school
and get Sam.
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You know, favors are like giving head.
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Either I have to really like you to do it,
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or I expect something back in return.
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Look, if you give me the Triumph costume,
I'll never come back.
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If you promise not to hurt those kids
and you'll let them stay.
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No.
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What if I give you the one thing
that you want the most?
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The one thing that you can't get here?
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Your Magic: The Gathering cards.
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How do you know about those?
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My dad said hunting
is about understanding your prey.
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Well, I know Eli Cardashyan.
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Remember this?
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So, I am the definition
of cultural appropriation.
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You remember this scene,
and you remember Eli was here.
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But what you didn't realize is
Eli was talking about his Magic cards.
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My deck is iconic!
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I got a Mahamoti Djinn, a Lord of Unreal,
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and my Time Vault is worth mad ducats.
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Bull! If they're so valuable,
why would you ever keep them here?
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My mom would toss them
if she found them.
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They're safer in school.
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I booby-trapped my locker.
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You see how much he loves those cards?
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I can use them as leverage
to keep KJ and the other mall kids safe.
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Yo! You can't weaponize flashbacks!
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That's emotional profiling!
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This is just a memory of Eli.
You're not allowed to do this.
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Says who?
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It's my story.
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Well, not anymore, bro.
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I'm jacking your narration,
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and I'm showing everyone
just how awful you are.
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Eli break.
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You see what I'm talking about?
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Josh treats his friends
like garbage people!
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Major douche!
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Josh macks with a sidepiece
while he's still in love with Sam!
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Cheater!
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00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,326
Uh... I'm sorry. I...
261
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,130
I just... I don't want a pity peck
for our first kiss.
262
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:52,919
You know?
263
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,336
Bullshit!
264
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,224
That's right! He called bullshit!
265
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,932
Josh isn't a superhero!
He just wants his dick wet.
266
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,683
Pan down. Sporting a mad wood.
267
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,265
- Boner!
- No... Wait...
268
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,944
Teenie peenie!
269
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,100
You're so dead! So dead!
270
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,522
You're so dead!
271
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,692
Josh is an asshole! Do you hear me?
272
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,449
I'm telling everyone the truth!
The truth will set you free!
273
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,662
Josh is an asshole!
274
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,582
Oh, goddamn! What's up, ladies?
275
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:26,291
Y'all lookin' hella fine.
I'm Eli. Eli Cardashyan. No relation.
276
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,503
- Hey!
- Oh, shit!
277
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,423
Hey, you fucking twats
weren't even here for this!
278
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,672
Get back here! You're dead!
279
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,419
Eli! You can't hide!
280
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,637
Eli! Eli Cardashyan!
281
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,992
Mom!
282
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,372
Wait, we're in your flashback?
283
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,781
What're you saying?
284
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,036
I just wanted Magic cards.
285
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,157
She wouldn't let you get them?
286
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,667
My mom was an immigrant.
287
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,289
She and my dad struggled
to make sure we had food.
288
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,546
Shit like Magic cards, and fresh kicks,
289
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,589
and all the toys I wanted were avelord.
290
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,511
Unnecessary.
291
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,009
I'm sorry.
292
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,845
It was just one pack.
293
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,186
If you give me the Triumph costume,
294
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,308
- I will get you your cards.
- No, no, no!
295
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,647
You just want them for yourself!
296
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,493
- Why would I want your cards?
- They're dope!
297
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,109
I'm just getting them,
so the other mall kids can stay here.
298
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,447
- I don't believe you!
- Why would I lie?
299
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,532
Reverse psychology!
300
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,365
I'm putting my own life in danger!
301
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,622
Oh, so you're calling me a coward, huh?
302
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,622
No!
303
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,206
Oh, you can't fool me, Josh Wheeler.
304
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,251
We're both going to the school tomorrow
to get my cards.
305
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,462
These kids can stay,
306
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,430
but you are never coming back.
307
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:00,441
Sorry I'm late. My mixer broke and I...
308
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:03,779
Is this it?
309
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,407
This is who's gonna solve
the mystery of why you're alive?
310
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,286
What happened to Harper Fung?
311
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,752
- Or Scooter Kauffman?
- You ate them.
312
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,713
- What's that?
- You ate them.
313
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,756
Well, I didn't eat Terrence Markazian.
314
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,431
He got monched on by Ghoulies.
315
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,796
What about that Angelica Green?
316
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,677
I heard she's a Cheermazon now.
317
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,814
Isis Goodman?
318
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,231
She melted like coked-out
Whitney Houston's Jheri curl.
319
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,060
- I thought only adults disintegrated.
- There were kids too.
320
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,193
Helvetica Samuelson, Mannie Romero.
321
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,694
Hermione and Luna Chapman.
322
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,360
I will never forget the stench
of that muddy puddle
323
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,945
wearing Lee Dinswell's Birkenstocks.
324
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,620
Stinks worse than vag.
325
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,369
Um...
326
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,121
Did I just hear some dumb-ass shit?
327
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,421
'Cause what?
Your balls are a bouquet of roses?
328
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,551
Uh, ball sweat has pheromones.
329
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,669
My musk propagates the species
330
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,376
whereas vagina tastes like
landlocked sushi.
331
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,053
Okay! I call bullshit.
332
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:14,350
I'm putting an end to this
whole "pussy stink" myth right now!
333
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:19,606
My minge is a whole ecosystem!
334
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:23,609
It has more sweat glands and bacteria
than a Costa Rican rain forest.
335
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,067
So, yeah. I do an hour
of kettlebells and deadlifts,
336
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:30,115
you'd better fuckin' believe
my whisker biscuit's gonna be
337
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,870
all buttered!
338
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,748
So does it smell dank
or does it smell like victory?
339
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,665
- The second one.
- That's what the fuck I thought!
340
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:45,469
Why do you have to use words like pussy,
341
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,799
and vag, and minge?
What's wrong with you kids?
342
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,425
This is the way we talk.
343
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:19,584
That language is not
in the code of conduct.
344
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,592
Remember Hornets: Be...
345
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,838
Positive.
346
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,063
Come on, dude. Let's go!
347
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,310
Time to get your thumb out of your ass!
348
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,394
What is it?
349
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,268
Tag for Daybreakers.
350
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,693
It's a sunrise.
351
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:31,946
Hey!
352
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:33,821
See you later?
353
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,493
Right.
354
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:52,758
Here we go.
355
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,974
The epic conclusion, for real this time!
356
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,175
I'm gonna save Sam, move to Montrose,
357
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,184
get a house, the end!
358
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,347
That is, if this works.
359
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:04,595
It'll work. I'm a master of disguise.
360
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,568
I learned everything I know
from my Magic cards.
361
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:10,903
Playing Magic: The Gathering
isn't gonna make you a real life wizard.
362
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,446
Well, it's better than Pokémon!
363
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,368
Pokémon is a multimedia empire!
364
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,078
Yeah! For children!
365
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:19,494
Whatever. I bet I could beat you.
366
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,205
Game on!
367
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,879
We don't have any cards!
368
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,461
Well, mental Pokémon. Like mental chess.
369
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,415
Pokémon isn't like chess.
370
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,185
You're gonna cheat
and play a Shadow Lugia.
371
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:35,007
Please! Jumbo cards are banned!
372
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,048
- All right.
- Who goes first?
373
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,271
- Pick a number between one and ten.
- Seven.
374
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,391
Yeah, that was it.
375
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:43,847
You go first.
376
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,977
Charizard is my active,
Venusaur and Entei on my bench.
377
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:49,693
Well, Gastly's my boy!
Wurmple's benched.
378
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,824
Attaching one Dark Energy to Charizard.
379
00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:54,201
One Psychic Energy to Gastly!
380
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,069
Oh, you're attacking me now?
381
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,276
Rare Candy evolving into Beautifly!
382
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,946
Well, I'm gonna evolve
into Mega Charizard EX...
383
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,656
and my Entei can help.
384
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,746
No way!
385
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:06,495
- Attaching Fire Energy.
- Dude!
386
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,043
A hundred and twenty damage!
387
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,416
See you, Beautifly!
388
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,548
You forgot about Miraculous Scales!
389
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,971
Stops all damage from a Pokémon EX!
390
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,592
Beautifly lives.
391
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,802
Respect the Whirlwind.
392
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:23,806
Nice moves.
393
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,100
Come on. Let's go.
394
00:27:58,635 --> 00:27:59,795
Got your Insta story.
395
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,349
Thanks for coming.
396
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,393
Can you help?
397
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,730
Well, my real expertise is
computer programming and seeding chaos.
398
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,145
But I brought someone else.
399
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:16,776
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."
400
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,156
Ugh...
401
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,828
So I'm glad you finally found a home.
402
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:33,087
Well, honestly,
403
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,045
I thought you, me, and Josh
were pretty good together.
404
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,006
Some things just aren't meant to be.
405
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,512
Do you want to go back?
406
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,730
When I was five,
407
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,572
I went to 7-Eleven
with my cool Uncle Jack.
408
00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,858
He said I could get anything.
409
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:02,696
I wanted a Fanta.
410
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,120
Grape or orange?
411
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:06,201
Strawberry.
412
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:08,328
Respect.
413
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,496
Cool Uncle Jack didn't think so.
414
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,375
He said, "Don't be drinking
none of that faggot shit!"
415
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,220
You must hate me.
416
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,467
I'm not the most sensitive.
417
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,432
I'm really sorry.
418
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:27,891
It's different...
419
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,305
being black.
420
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:33,234
And it's different being gay.
421
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,938
And it's different, different
being black and gay!
422
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,698
That's why I found kung fu.
423
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,527
It is so straight,
424
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:49,503
and so queer!
425
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:52,209
It's martial arts and dance!
426
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:54,040
So, you can be down with Wu-Tang...
427
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,379
and silk pajamas!
428
00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:01,131
The best way to kill two birds
with one stone
429
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,513
is to be a great, big stone.
430
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,679
I've always been a club of one.
431
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,980
Is that why you wanna save Turbo?
432
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,646
The wound is clean,
and the bleeding has stopped.
433
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,820
And I ran an IV,
so you can do a transfusion.
434
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:21,439
Check out Little Miss
Got-Her-Shit-Together over here!
435
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,039
Bless her heart.
436
00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:34,748
Look,
437
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,210
I know that you're crushing,
438
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,838
but you don't have to go back to Turbo.
439
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,302
You're better than this.
440
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:03,862
It's what I have to do.
441
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:21,553
You stole all the food
from my garden for your protein shake?
442
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:22,709
What?
443
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:24,547
- That's our food!
- I can't... What?
444
00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:27,695
How do you expect people to trust you
if you keep acting like a chunder bucket?
445
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,139
Hang on. I'm making edible slime.
446
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,641
And it's not for me. It's for you.
447
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,254
Are you a ten-year-old girl now?
448
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,313
Do you remember
the fall immunization drive?
449
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,226
"You Down With HPV?"
450
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,574
"Yeah, you know me!"
451
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:43,736
Is that meant to be clever or...
452
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:46,148
I'll tell you just how clever I am.
Check out my desk.
453
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,163
Isis, Helvetica...
454
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,445
These are all the kids
that died when the bomb went off.
455
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,035
None of them had the HPV vaccine.
456
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,125
Their parents refused to immunize them
457
00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,590
despite simple facts like science,
458
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,375
or common sense.
459
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,129
You think this is why they died?
460
00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:10,007
I think this is why you lived.
461
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,719
- The HPV vaccine?
- Yeah, think about it, Sam.
462
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,520
The HPV vaccination only works
on teenagers.
463
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,022
Adults are too old to get the inoculation.
464
00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,068
The teenagers survived, the adults died.
465
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,743
And Isis, Helvetica, and Mannie...
466
00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:28,608
My pro-vax agenda saved your lives.
467
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:33,124
So what's the slime for then?
468
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,791
It's an immunity booster.
469
00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:38,329
Your bodies are fighting
whatever cancer that bomb caused,
470
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:41,128
but cancer wants to devour everything,
471
00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:44,594
and a lot of you haven't had
your second or third HPV shot.
472
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,796
Until we find more vaccine,
473
00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:49,341
this slime will help
to keep you all healthy.
474
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,323
Something smells awful in here
by the way.
475
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,233
It's echinacea and blueberries.
476
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,861
The recipe came straight
from the Slime Queenpin.
477
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,731
And there's no nuts in it.
Everybody can eat it.
478
00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:09,073
For me to earn the kids' trust,
479
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,323
I need your help.
480
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,372
If they see you eating that slime,
then they'll try it.
481
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,992
You're saving their lives.
482
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:24,918
Hmm.
483
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,132
Okay.
484
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:44,897
I've been thinking about us...
485
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:47,858
a lot.
486
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,578
We were really good together.
487
00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:08,875
Our relationship is kinda like
the 1984 Cannon Films' classic,
488
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:11,263
Ninja III: The Domination.
489
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,929
Ninja III is an exquisite combination
490
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,022
of The Exorcist and Flashdance
with ninjas.
491
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:23,477
It's about Christie.
She's this telephone line repair woman,
492
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,191
who side hustles
as an aerobics instructor
493
00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:28,782
and gets possessed by an evil ninja.
494
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:32,322
Shô Kosugi plays Yamada.
495
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:35,663
Yamada is the evil ninja's former BFF.
496
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,740
Be careful. It's hot.
497
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:41,078
Yamada is responsible
for the actions of the evil ninja
498
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:44,292
and dedicates his life
to ending his reign of terror.
499
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,206
At least I think that's what it's about.
500
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:49,003
It's loose on plot,
501
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,586
and it's full
of break-dancing ninja battles.
502
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:54,132
See...
503
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:56,301
you...
504
00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,971
are the sexy aerobics instructor...
505
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:02,096
possessed by evil.
506
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,114
And I'm your salvation.
507
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:12,442
I love you,
508
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:17,200
but I can't forgive what you did.
509
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:20,787
People are dead because of you.
510
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:23,411
And me.
511
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,670
We have to own up to that
512
00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:28,628
if we're ever going to be right
with the world again.
513
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,127
A rōnin...
514
00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,958
A rōnin can only be a samurai
515
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:36,257
after he eliminates his sins.
516
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:44,774
You and I are gonna have a duel
to the death.
517
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,653
This is the path.
518
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,573
I'll be redeemed,
519
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,110
or I'll be dead.
520
00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:00,622
All right. Get in.
521
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,124
Are you sure this is gonna work?
522
00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:04,872
Oh, yeah. I saw it in Star Wars.
523
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:09,380
- You're gonna be like Chewbacca.
- Oh, what? And you're gonna be Han Solo?
524
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,838
Hell to the fuckin' yeah!
525
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:12,878
All right.
526
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,013
Time to get into character.
527
00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:17,051
You better not stab me in the back.
528
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:20,473
Trust me, if I were to stab you,
I'd do it right in your dumb face.
529
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,600
This plan is gonna kill.
530
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,600
Where the fuck are my keys?
531
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,017
Hey!
532
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,316
What are you doing?
533
00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:38,033
Hi, Baron Triumph! Die!
534
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,412
Hoyles, you twat, that's not Burr!
That's Eli Cardashyan!
535
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:44,793
'Sup, turd?
536
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:46,998
Fuck! Fuck!
537
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:48,209
Hey! Let me outta here!
538
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,629
Yeah! You better fuckin' run!
539
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,673
Hoyles, you asshole! Hey!
540
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:55,964
Get back here! Let me out!
541
00:36:59,508 --> 00:37:00,508
Hoyles!
542
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:05,717
- No...
- Holy shit!
543
00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:07,176
Ooh!
544
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,642
No!
545
00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,307
Goddamn!
546
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,935
Mutant pug mating season.
547
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,897
Please stop!
548
00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:19,951
Hey, man. Are you okay?
549
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,570
I'm the Lord of Illusion.
550
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,448
I even fooled Hoyles.
551
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,075
Nah, man. It's fine.
552
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,753
I got you. Uh...
553
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,383
No! Eli! Help!
554
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,008
Somebody!
555
00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:45,845
Oh, fuck!
556
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:51,766
'Sup, turds?
557
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,984
This blood is gonna get the Ghoulies
fucking fast.
558
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,856
No, man. Don't die!
Eli, don't fucking die!
559
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,824
I will drive you back to the mall, okay?
560
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,534
We'll get Mavis. We'll help you.
561
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,115
Dude,
562
00:38:06,158 --> 00:38:07,658
Mavis is a mannequin.
563
00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:09,293
Stop fucking around!
564
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,080
If eating pillow stuffing is intelligent,
I'm Stephen Hawking.
565
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:13,794
My IQ level is Gucci!
566
00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:14,874
I'm delicious!
567
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:17,504
Just... when you get to the high school...
568
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,961
What? What, man? Anything.
569
00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,840
You touch my Magic: The Gathering cards,
570
00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:24,585
and I will haunt your ass.
571
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,887
You don't want to fuck
with paranormal Eli.
572
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,221
I'm terrifying as shit.
573
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:32,726
Eli...
574
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:37,522
Eli...
575
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,194
No. No, man.
576
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,986
Wake up. Wake back up, man!
577
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:43,069
Get up!
578
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,446
Get up!
579
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:49,833
Wake up.
580
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,450
Principal Burr actually did it.
581
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,280
School is back to normal.
582
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,617
I told you it would work.
583
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,162
- Stuff tastes good like...
- Mona?
584
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:34,829
Mona!
585
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:37,624
Oh, fuck!
586
00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,652
Hey, Sam!
587
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:05,323
Barry, what happened to...
What happened to your other leg?
588
00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:10,914
Burr said Tiger Woods' dad
did the same thing to improve his game!
589
00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:13,291
I always help my students grow.
590
00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,872
Sometimes it's addition by subtraction.
591
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:20,384
- You want me to handle her, boss?
- Uh, no. No. Give us a moment.
592
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:22,129
You have a more important mission.
593
00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:23,711
What have you done?
594
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:26,336
No yelling. No yelling!
What's the rule?
595
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,303
Spirit fingers!
596
00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:29,394
I'm waving mine!
597
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,295
And just look at you shine.
598
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,522
You're drinking Barry smoothies.
599
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,944
You asked me for a second chance!
600
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,650
And I got one. I know what I am now.
601
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:46,399
I saved your lives with the HPV vaccine.
602
00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,645
I can't be killed.
603
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,319
Check me out, Sam.
I'm Armageddon Jesus.
604
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,197
God would never poison us!
605
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,664
You are foul, disobedient children.
606
00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:58,374
- Saving your lives wasn't a coincidence.
- No.
607
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,286
You're gonna help me to start over.
608
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,185
- First, we'll blow up Glendale.
- No.
609
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:05,169
Then we'll build a new world
in my image: safe,
610
00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:09,182
respectful, and most
importantly, positive!
611
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,177
Unfortunately, change...
612
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:16,677
Change can be violent.
613
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,808
Principal Burr?
614
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:22,805
Load the others. She can burn here.
615
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:31,107
Here we go.
616
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:34,027
Epic conclusion: Sam, Montrose, house.
617
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:36,868
Happily ever after.
618
00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:30,255
Why didn't you fight for me
to stay with you?
619
00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:39,767
Did you not want to be with me?
620
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,310
Am I not worth being with?
621
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:57,365
Don't worry.
622
00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:00,042
I know why you're not answering.
623
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,999
It's not because you don't love me.
624
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,711
It's because I wasn't here.
625
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,214
This never happened.
626
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,971
I didn't come on this hunting trip.
627
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,018
I stayed in LA.
628
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:24,851
And you went alone.
629
00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:32,232
Forty-four years of tradition...
630
00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:35,241
and I broke it...
631
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:39,829
to hurt you.
632
00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:47,333
And then you died.
633
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,464
Uh... I understand why I'm here now.
634
00:43:57,384 --> 00:43:59,354
I get why I pushed Angelica,
635
00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:01,138
and Wesley, and Sam away.
636
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,307
So I wouldn't hurt them.
637
00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,268
And so they wouldn't hurt me.
638
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,398
The same way that you hurt me.
639
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:22,373
I just... I don't get why you didn't
want me to be with you.
640
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,205
You know?
641
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,995
Maybe you didn't like being a dad.
642
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:39,590
Maybe you knew you were dying.
643
00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:45,426
Maybe you just didn't want me
to see you get sick.
644
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:51,771
I guess...
645
00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:55,153
kids never really get to know
their parents.
646
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:02,116
You should know
that you did a good job.
647
00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:06,535
Yeah, I can fish, and hunt,
and rig solar panels,
648
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,410
and purify water from my own urine.
649
00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:11,246
Which is grosser than it sounds.
650
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,297
I survived because of you.
651
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,557
Josh.
652
00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,977
Oh, Josh, I wish you could see this.
653
00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:57,503
I love you.
654
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,267
I love you, too.
655
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,315
Sam?
656
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:04,403
Oh, Sam.
657
00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:08,533
Sam!
658
00:47:12,871 --> 00:47:14,211
No...
659
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,511
Sam...
660
00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:29,852
Quick! Burr is gonna...
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