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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,828 - That wraps up the first edition 3 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:53,754 of the Pittsburgh Pulse. 4 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,100 Our thanks to Democratic Congressman Mark Allen 5 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:59,069 and Alyssa Denolfo of the Penn Conservative League 6 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,470 for joining us today. 7 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,038 - We hope you'll join us every Saturday 8 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:05,409 as we look at the day's top issues from all sides. 9 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:08,245 Even McCormack's whacked out lefty perspective. 10 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:09,179 That's right. 11 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,780 And Mike will continue his quest 12 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,250 to make Bill O'Reilly look progressive. 13 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,153 We've got shows coming up on Wall Street Reform, 14 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:19,389 calls for national energy policy, and the drive for 15 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,092 marriage equality in the Keystone State. 16 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,727 Mike loves that one. 17 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,829 Say I don't Pennsylvania. 18 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,664 And of course you can follow our columns 19 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:30,334 Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald. 20 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,336 Until next time I'm Mike Steinman. 21 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,037 And I'm Colin McCormack 22 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,629 on The Pulse. 23 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:38,942 Who's your daddy? 24 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,713 - Okay okay, so this year turned out pretty good. 25 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,014 Mike, Colin, nice work. 26 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,038 - Yes. 27 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:50,019 - Okay, it's enough. 28 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,221 Enough. 29 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,880 I don't need their egos any bigger. 30 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:56,025 Now, maybe ya heard this. 31 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:59,163 Print is dead. 32 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,797 How 'bout them apples? 33 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,266 Christ. 34 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:06,970 So, corporate is hot for the potential synergy here. 35 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,606 I swear to God if I never say that word again. 36 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,542 Anyways, since you've seen the commercials 37 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,577 tomorrow at noon. 38 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,179 So keep spreading the word. 39 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,405 My office. 40 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:21,275 The rest of you clowns, enjoy the weekend. 41 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,894 - Amber, did you get those Medicare stats? 42 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:12,736 - Okay, Amber is a stripper name. 43 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,600 And you can't hire someone with a stripper name 44 00:03:14,624 --> 00:03:15,939 to produce a news show. 45 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,141 - Yeah, tell that to Steinman. 46 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,877 Listen, did I see interns? 47 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:21,645 - Yeah. 48 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:22,412 Started yesterday. 49 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,713 - Can I borrow one? 50 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,148 I've got a little research project 51 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,751 and I swear Amber just goes to Wikipedia. 52 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:30,186 - Monday okay? 53 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,187 - Perfect. 54 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:31,988 Heading out. 55 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,223 Gotta get to the gym. 56 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,458 - Or you can just give in to middle age spread 57 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:35,525 like the rest of us. 58 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,860 - Maybe I will. 59 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,328 When I'm middle aged. 60 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,186 - Oh! 61 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:16,165 ♪ And I fucked up 62 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,392 ♪ yet again 63 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,961 ♪ A long 64 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,564 ♪ a long way 65 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,307 ♪ It don't matter 66 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,885 - Six unanswered points. 67 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,287 - Shit! 68 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,221 - Panthers can't afford this kind 69 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:39,723 of deficit in the early going. 70 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,558 Stamina's a big question... 71 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,054 - Well, there you are. 72 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,867 Why is it celebrities are never on time? 73 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:54,203 Seriously, you and Madonna always keep me waiting. 74 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,805 - It's in the handbook. 75 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,040 - How was the screening? 76 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,943 - It turned out great. 77 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:03,246 Kind of weird to see myself on TV though. 78 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,448 - Oh right. 79 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,952 You know you can't wait to be besieged 80 00:05:05,976 --> 00:05:07,250 by adoring fans. 81 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,453 - Got my first one today. 82 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:12,155 Caught one of the interns checking me out. 83 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,657 Kind of cute too. 84 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:14,791 - Colin. 85 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:15,959 - Oh relax. 86 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,827 I like em young but there are limits. 87 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,171 - Do we need to have a little talk 88 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:20,163 about sexual harassment? 89 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,998 You know, it's generally frowned upon. 90 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,032 - Shut it. 91 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:23,933 The game's started. 92 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,168 They're getting hammered. 93 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,094 Yo. 94 00:05:28,339 --> 00:05:29,339 Oh, come on! 95 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,607 Where's the defense?! 96 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,675 - What? 97 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:32,742 Is it getting worse? 98 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,446 - Down 12 already, Jesus. 99 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,581 - Hey. 100 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,649 Welcome back. 101 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,841 - Please. 102 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,887 I don't know that one journal article 103 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,713 counts as a career renaissance. 104 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,492 - Always on the bright side with you. 105 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,494 - Yeah, that's part of the charm. 106 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,428 - Oh! 107 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,896 Come on. 108 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,297 - Harper is throwing bricks. 109 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:55,632 They need to sit him now. 110 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:56,433 Buh bye. 111 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,801 - Easy Prince Charming. 112 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,893 Get your food before it ices over. 113 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:04,808 - Ah see. 114 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:05,833 I should coach. 115 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,235 - You're a genius. 116 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,804 Hey... 117 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:12,882 We should go out tonight. 118 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,451 After the game. 119 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,085 We should celebrate. 120 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:16,920 - Nah. 121 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,121 - Stewart. 122 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,347 When was the last time you got some? 123 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:21,949 - Let's see. 124 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,160 Truman was president so... 125 00:06:24,895 --> 00:06:25,895 No, wait. 126 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,797 Eisenhower, so see I'm good. You have fun. 127 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,032 - Oh... 128 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,223 I will. 129 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,044 - Mom. 130 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,647 Mom I can't... 131 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:56,125 You're slurring. 132 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,126 I can't understand you. 133 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,151 He said what? 134 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,186 What did he... 135 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,257 I'm sure he didn't mean that. 136 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,560 I said I'm su... 137 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,398 Why don't you just call me tomor... 138 00:07:12,877 --> 00:07:13,877 No. 139 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:14,844 No. 140 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:15,988 I don't want to talk to him. 141 00:07:16,012 --> 00:07:17,012 Mom, no... 142 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:18,839 Fuck! 143 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:23,943 Hi dad. 144 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,147 Yes sir, I can tell. 145 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,449 Just tell her I'll... 146 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:32,485 Dad. 147 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,823 Are you there? 148 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,593 ♪ Down in the hole 149 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,306 ♪ Worn and faded 150 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,408 ♪ Torn and jaded 151 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,635 ♪ Thrown away 152 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:53,040 ♪ Overrated, understated 153 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:08,655 - Yo. 154 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:10,758 Are we two or three? 155 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,926 - Kicked him out. 156 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,538 - Oh good, I'm starving. 157 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,396 I let you have an extra hour. 158 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,442 - Hey, dad. 159 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,276 What's up? 160 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,300 - Hey Tom. 161 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,870 You see... 162 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,675 Oh, fuck! 163 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,780 - Collin, your show. 164 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,281 Is it on DVR? 165 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:44,892 - Alex died. 166 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,060 - Your uncle Liam's Alex? 167 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,862 - Massive stroke last night. 168 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,031 - Oh my God. 169 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,866 - Liam's devastated. 170 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,002 So... 171 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,305 We're gonna go out to L.A. just to... 172 00:08:59,550 --> 00:09:00,550 Be with them. 173 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:01,814 Help with all the arrangements. 174 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,712 - You want me to go with? 175 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,180 - Yeah. 176 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,760 Dad would really appreciate that. 177 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,252 Liam too. 178 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:34,241 - I feel like I was blessed to have him. 179 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,176 And ah... 180 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,288 Now I feel blessed again because 181 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,048 you're all here with me. 182 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,482 To celebrate his life. 183 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,253 My big brother Tom. 184 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,756 Thank you Tommy. 185 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,935 For giving me away when Alex 186 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,237 finally could make an honest man of me. 187 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,134 And our precious... 188 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,804 Precious friends. 189 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,709 You know, Alex's family... 190 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,145 They never accepted who he was. 191 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:17,785 And that hurt him more than you can imagine. 192 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,087 But you... 193 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:21,922 All of you, 194 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,760 you were his family. 195 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,977 - It's very nice to meet you. 196 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,122 - I want you to think about it. 197 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:46,790 - I will. 198 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,148 I promise. 199 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,385 Search Committee at UCLA. 200 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,954 I know, crazy right? 201 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,874 - You boys, don't miss your plane. 202 00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:57,333 - Love you dad. 203 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,759 - Love you son. 204 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,070 Stu, thanks for coming out. 205 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:01,971 - Of course. 206 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,139 - Appreciate it. 207 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:03,873 - You look very handsome Stewart. 208 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,041 - Thanks Mrs. M. 209 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,345 - They're gonna miss their plane. 210 00:11:06,369 --> 00:11:07,446 - Go go go go. 211 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,173 - After 50 years. 212 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,476 Have we missed out? 213 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,079 - That's a dangerous question. 214 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,489 What color's the car? 215 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,657 I mean growing up I wanted 216 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,126 to be just like my dad, you know? 217 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,753 Devoted wife, couple of kids. 218 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,364 But when I realized I was gay I guess I thought 219 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,991 a family just wasn't in the cards. 220 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,844 - Please, you're not the marrying kind. 221 00:11:32,868 --> 00:11:34,037 You're more of a... 222 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,061 Slut. 223 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,662 - Shut it. 224 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,466 I mean, yeah but... 225 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:41,890 - And don't forget all the spunk 226 00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:43,259 you sold for beer money at Yale. 227 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:44,904 Check it off. 228 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,005 - Stewart. 229 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,540 Jesus, you're not... 230 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,076 - What? 231 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,112 - You make it impossible sometimes. 232 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,557 - Are we talking actual feelings here? 233 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,491 Do we do that? 234 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,817 - Not if you can help it? 235 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,319 - Okay, I'm listening. 236 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,128 - Mmm, who's your daddy? 237 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,367 Just give me the keys. 238 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,721 - I'll tell you why Pat. 239 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,590 The bible very clearly tells us 240 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,126 that marriage is between a man and a woman 241 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,995 and it is a sacred covenant. 242 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,230 The bible also very clearly tells us 243 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,900 that homosexuality is an abomination. 244 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,067 And that is the word. 245 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,535 Abomination. - Knock knock. 246 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,704 - To claim that homosexuals should be allowed... 247 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:42,638 - What the fuck? 248 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,140 - The Reverend Irvin Lockwood. 249 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,741 Amber booked him for the show 250 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,110 on marriage equality. 251 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,134 - Of course she did. 252 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,370 I come bearing intern. 253 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,652 Why are you lurking like that? 254 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,978 Come on in here. 255 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,781 Come on. 256 00:13:02,092 --> 00:13:03,092 He's not gonna bite. 257 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,119 Colin McCormack, Thaddeus Bloom. 258 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,263 - It's Tee. 259 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,331 Goes by Tee. 260 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,698 - Nice to meet you, Tee. 261 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,300 Shar showed me your samples. 262 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,803 Some of the strongest student writing I've ever read. 263 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,470 - Really? 264 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,404 You liked it? 265 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,106 That's, wow. 266 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,943 - Okay, this one won't stop talking about you. 267 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,110 Colin this, Colin that. 268 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,812 You'd think you were Justin Beaver. 269 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,681 - Uh, it's Bieber, Shar. 270 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,250 Not Beaver. 271 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,617 - Whatevs. 272 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,641 Figured you know. 273 00:13:30,454 --> 00:13:31,454 - All right. 274 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,488 My shit comes first. 275 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,156 Capisce? 276 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:33,990 - Yes ma'am. 277 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,424 - Ma'am. 278 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,960 Can you fucking believe this? 279 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,455 - Okay. 280 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,768 So, are you familiar with Reverend Irvin Lockwood? 281 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,970 - Yes, sir. 282 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:47,770 Pops made me watch him every Sunday. 283 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,272 - Oh, you're not a... 284 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,573 - No sir. 285 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,200 The Reverend is not too fond of us homosexuals. 286 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,311 I kind of hate him. 287 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,314 - Well, we need to stay objective here. 288 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,515 But, 289 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,017 there are rumors. 290 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:01,951 I'm sure you've heard. 291 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:02,919 - The mistress? 292 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,120 - The mistress. 293 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,544 - That's the devil's tongue talking. 294 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:06,689 - So he says. 295 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,625 No one's been able to connect the dots. 296 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,495 But I thought if we gathered all various sources 297 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,130 that do exist. 298 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,032 - We can see all the dots he wants? 299 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,400 - Right. 300 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,435 This guys calls himself a defender of marriage. 301 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,404 If he's screwing around... 302 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,595 I wanna nail him on it. 303 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,396 We have a month. 304 00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:25,608 See what you can find. 305 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:26,409 - Yes sir. 306 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,268 - Tee, um... 307 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,679 This whole sir thing, 308 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,814 it's killing me. 309 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,582 Just Colin please. 310 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,606 - Yes sir... 311 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,109 Colin. 312 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,437 - Holy crap, traffic was... 313 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,005 Oh, uh... 314 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,140 - You're looking for Colin? 315 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,731 He's in Ms. Miyake's office. 316 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,001 - Thanks. 317 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,350 - I still think you're too ugly for TV. 318 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,218 - And the makeup helps. 319 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,587 You're still wearing it, you know. 320 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,080 - It kind of makes me feel pretty. 321 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,125 - Great show guys. 322 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:16,792 - Hey. 323 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:17,816 - Good night. 324 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,286 - Uh, Medicare? 325 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,229 - Oh sorry. 326 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,454 I didn't get to it. 327 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,434 - Admit it Mike, you hired her 328 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,693 for her tits. 329 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,006 - McCormack please, there's a lady present. 330 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:30,773 - Fuck that. 331 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,797 Answer the question. 332 00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:35,078 Hey Stu. 333 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,312 - Hey Shar. 334 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,613 Michael. 335 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,871 - Stu man. 336 00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:41,184 - Game starts in 20 and I don't wanna have to 337 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,328 chase people from our seats. 338 00:15:42,352 --> 00:15:43,229 Did you get my message? 339 00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:43,752 - Oh. 340 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,954 Shit. 341 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:45,721 We were taping so I turned off my phone. 342 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,323 - All right ladies. 343 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,158 Better go wash this makeup off 344 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,061 so the wife doesn't think McCormack's giving me the gay. 345 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,169 - Do you guys even read his columns? 346 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,473 - So, who was that in your office? 347 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,608 - Tee, short for Thaddeus. 348 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,542 He's an intern. 349 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,846 What's this about, an interview? 350 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,245 - UCLA. 351 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,829 They're flying me out for some meetings. 352 00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:11,853 I have one next week. 353 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,683 - So you applied. 354 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,686 - Well, it seemed like such a long shot. 355 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,388 You don't think I should? 356 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,156 - Huh? 357 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,181 Oh no, It's just... 358 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,684 I mean they're a big deal, right? 359 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,464 I thought you were over high pressure academia. 360 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,832 - I don't know. 361 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,367 Fifteen years? 362 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,991 Maybe I can handle the political bullshit 363 00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:34,015 now that I'm older. 364 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,362 - Yeah but... 365 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,398 You're happy here, right? 366 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,939 Avoiding the question? 367 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,709 - Perpetually. 368 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,345 - How do you fix that? 369 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,048 I've had three different IT guys in here. 370 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,284 - McCormack, I gotta bail on the game. 371 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,818 Little Mike's been puking all day 372 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,353 and the wife's in a mood. 373 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,288 - Is he all right? 374 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,089 - Yeah, he's fine. 375 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:26,755 He's a kid. 376 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:27,390 He eats bugs. 377 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,414 You know. 378 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,895 - Did you eat bugs? 379 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,163 - I don't think so. 380 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,264 - Me either. 381 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,791 Hey. 382 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,628 Any interest in catching a basketball game? 383 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:52,115 I still can't believe you spent two years at UNC 384 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,707 and never went to a single game. 385 00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:56,219 Here, let me... 386 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,386 - What? 387 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,730 - It still has the stickers on it. 388 00:17:58,754 --> 00:17:59,655 - That's hip hop man. 389 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,056 - Leaving he stickers on? 390 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,358 That's ridiculous. 391 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,427 Well at least brake in the brim a little. 392 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,561 - Nuh uh, it's my hat. 393 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,029 - I paid for it. 394 00:18:08,532 --> 00:18:09,532 Yo. 395 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,757 This isn't over. 396 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,905 So how's it going? 397 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,108 - Holy crap. 398 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,243 - That bad huh? 399 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,410 - No no no no. 400 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,211 That good. 401 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,270 They love me. 402 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,538 - Really? 403 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,558 - Well you don't have to sound so surprised. 404 00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:29,152 - I'm not. 405 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:29,952 - I know, I know. 406 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,187 It's just the first day. 407 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,891 But I had this great meeting with the dean. 408 00:18:32,915 --> 00:18:35,448 He has read all my stuff which was surreal. 409 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,584 - That's great. 410 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,228 - Right? 411 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,463 And then, this afternoon I'm just touring the campus 412 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,431 and I get hit by this cute professor from 413 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,799 the history department... 414 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,259 Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something. 415 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,396 - Did you just say the universe? 416 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,407 - Oh God. 417 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,071 One day and I'm already talking like them. 418 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,645 - Mention kale and I'm sending out a rescue party. 419 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,147 - Please send the hit squad. 420 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,408 Now listen, I'm meeting history department for a drink. 421 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,311 Um, I gotta go. 422 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,854 Tomorrow is meetings, meetings, meetings. 423 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,118 And then some big dinner thing. 424 00:19:07,142 --> 00:19:08,210 But I'll call when I can. 425 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:09,958 - Oh, okay. 426 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,593 Talk to you then. 427 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,618 Glad it's... 428 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,134 - Something wrong? 429 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:19,935 - Hmm? 430 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,761 Oh, no no, just... 431 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,432 Stu. 432 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,236 Another round? 433 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,471 - Sure. 434 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,165 - A half an hour north of Ashville. 435 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,467 Near the Tennessee line. 436 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,501 - Sounds rustic. 437 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,869 - Yeah. 438 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,404 - You know, I grew up right here, Carnegie Mellon 439 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,171 faculty brat. 440 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:56,972 - Yeah, I know. 441 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,574 I think some of the... 442 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,075 - Look at that ball control! 443 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,410 Come on. 444 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,280 How can you not love basketball? 445 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,706 - Why, because I'm black? 446 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,519 - Shut it, jackass. 447 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,721 Because you're from North Carolina. 448 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,559 Dean Smith, Coach K, Michael fuckin' Jordan? 449 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,594 - Pops wasn't too big on extracurriculars. 450 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,453 Took too much time out of bible study. 451 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,656 - Wait, seriously? 452 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,491 - Yes sir. 453 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,327 - Stop that. 454 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,531 Wow, so your dad's... 455 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,466 pretty religious. 456 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,703 - Um, I was raised by my grandparents. 457 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,205 But, yeah, Pentecostal. 458 00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:40,316 - Yeesh. 459 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,550 - No snakes or nothing. 460 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,934 People always ask about that but... 461 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,911 it's still pretty hardcore. 462 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,548 - Are your parents... 463 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,083 - Yeah, in a car wreck. 464 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,060 I was three. 465 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,262 I don't remember anything. 466 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,621 - I'm sorry. 467 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,368 So, does your grandfather 468 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,769 know you're gay? 469 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,705 - Oh, yeah. 470 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,807 He caught me and my best friend, 471 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,208 you know. 472 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,477 - Oh shit. 473 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,780 - He used to pray over me. 474 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,349 Like a lot. 475 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,918 Out saying, "Leave this boy." 476 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,478 It's pretty intense. 477 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,357 I told him I was healed once but... 478 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,782 Then he caught us again. 479 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,662 - Sorry to laugh. 480 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,954 I'm sorry. 481 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,639 - Program's great but, I just transferred. 482 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,907 I'm gay, I'm black. 483 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,367 I talk different. 484 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,645 - That's gotta be tough. 485 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,913 - No, everyone's super nice, just... 486 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,382 I don't know, sometimes I feel like 487 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,317 I'm a pet alien or something. 488 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,511 - Phone home. 489 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,380 - What? 490 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,683 Pet alien like E.T.. 491 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,751 - Oh, like the movie. 492 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,163 I've never really seen it. 493 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:01,897 We didn't. 494 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,165 - Come on. 495 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,000 With Elliott and E.T. and what's her name... 496 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,201 Drew Barrymore? 497 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,870 The bicycle chase and they start flying? 498 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:08,637 No? 499 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,105 - It sounds cool. 500 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,864 It's from the 80s right? 501 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,766 - Oh shit. 502 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,234 Never mind. 503 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,469 Ouch. 504 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,015 So you feel like an alien. 505 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,884 But do you think your classmates really 506 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,552 view you that way? 507 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:24,319 Or is that... 508 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,421 Oh. 509 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,722 I'm sorry. 510 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:27,623 - What? 511 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,291 - I don't mean to grill you. 512 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,459 Hazard of the job. 513 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,127 Every conversation is an interview. 514 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,285 You'll see. 515 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,331 - What's your favorite color? 516 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,666 - My... 517 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,669 - I'm practicing my interview skills. 518 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,970 Favorite color? 519 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,006 - That's your opening question? 520 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,030 Favorite color? 521 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,576 Wow, I smell a Pulitzer. 522 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,977 - Favorite color? 523 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,169 - Blue. 524 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,572 - Cats or dogs? 525 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,705 - Neither. 526 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,818 Not that I don't like them. 527 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,076 I just can't be around them. 528 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,020 Allergic. 529 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:58,987 - Me too. 530 00:22:59,011 --> 00:22:59,922 Like my eyes start swelling up 531 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,490 and I can't stop sneezing. 532 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:02,782 - Exactly. 533 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,285 Um, hang on. 534 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,419 I gotta... 535 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:35,247 Sorry about that. 536 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,363 I've enjoyed hanging out with you. 537 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,590 Thaddeus Bloom. 538 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,492 - Yeah, me too. 539 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:58,403 - Oh. 540 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,907 Shit. 541 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,577 Did I? 542 00:24:04,988 --> 00:24:05,988 - No it's... 543 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,079 - Oh... 544 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,491 Shit! 545 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,517 What the fuck am I doing? 546 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,460 - Colin it's okay. 547 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:12,628 - No fuck! Don't! 548 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,428 Oh fuck! 549 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,530 What is wrong with me? 550 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:15,931 - Colin? - No. 551 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,165 Listen. 552 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,266 Tee, this is my fault. 553 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,034 I'm sorry. 554 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,002 You're an intern. 555 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,203 - It's okay. - No! 556 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:21,970 Tee, it's not. 557 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,171 You should go. 558 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:23,806 - What? 559 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:24,607 - Just go! 560 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,991 Forget Lockwood. We shouldn't be... 561 00:24:26,015 --> 00:24:26,475 Oh fuck! 562 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,810 - I... - No! 563 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:28,577 Just stay away from me. 564 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:29,344 I mean it! 565 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:30,368 Stay away! 566 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:41,873 - Hey. 567 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,043 - Hey. 568 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,047 I couldn't figure out the coffee maker. 569 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,451 - It took me a week. 570 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,221 The manual's like War and Peace. 571 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,066 Did you shower? 572 00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,792 - Nah, I have to change before work anyway. 573 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,527 I shower at the dorm. 574 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:03,895 - Dorm. 575 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:05,765 Oh Christ. 576 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,735 Tee, um. 577 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,237 Listen, uh. 578 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,240 Last night... 579 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,086 I think this might be... 580 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,912 - Your place is really cool. 581 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,615 - Oh. 582 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,250 Yeah. 583 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,385 Thanks. 584 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,759 - Just like grandma made. 585 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,159 - Hi, this is Professor Stewart Wisniewski 586 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,761 and this is my personal voicemail. 587 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,029 If you're calling about office hours please call my... 588 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,516 - Wow, this brings back memories. 589 00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,519 Never mind. 590 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,266 Fine, when I was a senior in high school 591 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,650 I used to fool around with this guy 592 00:28:12,674 --> 00:28:16,438 on the fourth floor, Kevin, Kevin... 593 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:17,639 Oh shit. 594 00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:19,223 I don't think I ever knew his last name. 595 00:28:19,247 --> 00:28:22,945 - Oh gee, that's real classy Mr. Role Modal. 596 00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:23,846 Oh wait. 597 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,714 You have to wait a minute. 598 00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,182 - Tee, don't worry about it. 599 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,251 You should have seen how messy I was in college. 600 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,685 Drove Stu nuts. 601 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,654 - No, just wait here okay? 602 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,213 - Okay. 603 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,024 What room? 604 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,349 - 313. 605 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:38,484 - All right. 606 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,076 - Okay. 607 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:07,379 You can come in now. 608 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:17,289 - Wow. 609 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:20,793 Stu would approve. 610 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,463 Well... 611 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,233 - I always had to clean my room or else. 612 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:32,939 - Why'd you transfer? 613 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,743 - Just, distance. 614 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,778 - As in you needed some? 615 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,518 Tee, why do you have this? 616 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,354 - Pops sent it. 617 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:51,623 - Why would you keep it? 618 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,029 Oh. 619 00:29:58,697 --> 00:29:59,966 Babe. 620 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,377 This is going. 621 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:48,981 - Put her on hold. 622 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,974 ♪ Well I'm, self absorbed 623 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,209 ♪ and sex obsessed 624 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,776 ♪ I enjoy the excess 625 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,079 ♪ I'm a fun little mess 626 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,047 ♪ I got the knowledge 627 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,381 ♪ but I failed the test 628 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,917 ♪ I came second best 629 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,252 ♪ like all of the rest 630 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,888 ♪ self indulged and self inflicted 631 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:23,558 ♪ every word I say may be contradicted 632 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,884 ♪ Now I'm laid out on my f... 633 00:31:33,569 --> 00:31:34,569 - You're early. 634 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:35,837 - Oh, yeah. 635 00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:38,073 I got a flight out this morning. 636 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,707 And now I can't find my key. 637 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,167 I need to get the spare. 638 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,202 - Oh, right. 639 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:44,712 - Hey, that smells good. 640 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,372 Have you got enough for two? 641 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:47,983 The airline charged me eight bucks 642 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,085 for a so called snack box containing 643 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,011 the most baffling assortment of crap. 644 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,246 - Uh no, sorry. 645 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,094 - So it turns out this trip was a fucking waste of time. 646 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:00,095 Shocker. 647 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,319 - I thought it was going well? 648 00:32:01,343 --> 00:32:04,412 - Ah, it was going well until I... 649 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:07,035 Um, hello. 650 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,803 Not enough for two. 651 00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:10,405 - Okay. 652 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,873 Sorry. 653 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,708 - Oh my God you're blushing. 654 00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:14,833 - I am not. 655 00:32:14,877 --> 00:32:15,877 - Look at you. 656 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:16,511 You're blushing. 657 00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:17,412 Who is it? 658 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,516 And how do I not know this? 659 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,040 - Shit. 660 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,309 You have to go. 661 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,248 Okay. 662 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,884 But you have got to promise... 663 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,285 to go easy. 664 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,090 It's Tee. 665 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,170 - No, the intern? 666 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,772 - Come on, now don't get all... - Oh Jesus Colin. 667 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,774 You know your little fetish for post collegiates 668 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,710 is bad enough but come on he's a fetus. 669 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,902 - I know, I know, but... 670 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,605 He's smart and... 671 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,850 Kind of fascinating. 672 00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,919 He's got this totally fucked up background. 673 00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,687 I mean fucked. 674 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,147 Up. 675 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:03,449 Look, why don't you stay for dinner? 676 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,352 Talk to him and you'll see. 677 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,297 Or, you can tell me that I'm crazy 678 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:12,158 because seriously I feel like a teenager here. 679 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,326 - Well that makes two of you. 680 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,565 - He's 21. 681 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,809 - Colin, he's an employee. 682 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,945 - Okay, technically he doesn't report to me. 683 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,771 He's Shar's intern. 684 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,006 - Really, that's what you're going with? 685 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:31,353 I can't decide if this is funny or just pathetic. 686 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,644 Be nice. 687 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:36,115 - Well I'll try but I make no promises. 688 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,253 - Hey! 689 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,521 - Hi. 690 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,958 - Tee, you remember Stu? 691 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:51,206 He's gonna be joining us for dinner. 692 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,764 - Oh. 693 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:54,809 - You're shitting me. 694 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,078 - Oh I shit you not. 695 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,646 Cut his fingernails during the interview. 696 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,506 - What an asshole. 697 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,085 - Well he was Hal Tate's roommate at Princeton so... 698 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,319 - So, that explains it. 699 00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:05,353 - Who? 700 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,954 - Doesn't matter. 701 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,778 You know, I had actually forgotten about that. 702 00:34:08,802 --> 00:34:10,125 - Hal Tate was George's mentor 703 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,526 when he taught at Georgetown. 704 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,960 - So isn't that a good thing? 705 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:14,929 - Stu started getting more attention 706 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:15,963 and Tate didn't... 707 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:16,898 - We got into a pissing contest 708 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:18,700 and his dick was bigger, okay? 709 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,159 Moving on. 710 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,920 Anyway, it's beside the point because they're also 711 00:34:23,944 --> 00:34:26,380 talking to Patricia Braxton Hall. 712 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:27,898 - Who? 713 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,647 - Stewart, I'm not even sure who that is. 714 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,039 - The Black Ann Coulter. 715 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,240 - Oh. 716 00:34:35,618 --> 00:34:36,618 Her. 717 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:38,386 She's a piece of work. 718 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,054 - She is appalling but she's smart 719 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,257 and she's a diversity wet dream. 720 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,682 - Can use the computer? 721 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,760 - I'm sorry babe. 722 00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:47,064 We just had a lot to catch up on. 723 00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:47,695 - It's okay. 724 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,920 Can I use it? 725 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,766 - You didn't like the cacciatore? 726 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,959 - No, I'm not that hungry. 727 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,405 - Want me to make you a sandwich? 728 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,630 - No, I'm good. 729 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,302 - Take the laptop by the bed. 730 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,822 - Want me to make you a sandwich? 731 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,014 - Shut it. 732 00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,110 - Hey. 733 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:19,004 Oh, uh, sorry. 734 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:20,906 - Use the damn doorbell! 735 00:37:31,987 --> 00:37:33,027 - What are you saying man? 736 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,462 You're anti-gay marriage? 737 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,298 - No, I'm not saying that at all but, 738 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:38,466 let's be honest, it's a tradition designed 739 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:40,568 to foster procreation in a specific way. 740 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,170 With a dominant husband and a subservient wife. 741 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:46,974 So, how is that a useful model for homosexual relationships? 742 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,876 Not even straight people but that shit anymore. 743 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,413 - There are legal rights that come with marriage, man. 744 00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:53,014 It' not just about procreation. 745 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,516 There's not fertility requirement. 746 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,017 Sterile people can still get married. 747 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,419 - Oh and I wish they would. 748 00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:00,078 - We're being treated differently under the law. 749 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:01,656 Civil rights. 750 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,890 - Now there I agree with you. 751 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,392 Marriage may be a farce but 752 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:05,884 we should have equal access to it. 753 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:07,762 - You just like to argue. 754 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,287 - You're catching on. 755 00:38:09,698 --> 00:38:10,698 - Whatever. 756 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:11,899 I gotta pee. 757 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,325 - Well golly, thanks for the update. 758 00:38:16,572 --> 00:38:17,572 What? 759 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:20,231 - I can tell you like him. 760 00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:22,100 - Well let's not get carried away. 761 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,079 Fine. 762 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,503 He is very right for a sixth grader. 763 00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:27,527 Happy? 764 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:28,706 - Delighted. 765 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,389 Is that all he's eating? 766 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,915 - Wasting bacon, that's just wrong. 767 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:41,086 - Show time! 768 00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:42,821 Babe! 769 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,740 - Greetings Pittsburghers. 770 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:53,908 I'm Mike Steinman. 771 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:55,743 - And I'm Colin McCormack. 772 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,380 And this is the Pittsburgh Pulse. 773 00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:00,147 Thanks for sharing your Saturday with us. 774 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,016 - This week we're taking a closer look 775 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,719 at the state of renewable energy in Pennsylvania. 776 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,053 Is it for real? 777 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,055 Or just a lot of expensive wishful thinking? 778 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,191 - Like Mike's gym membership. 779 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:11,626 - Exactly. 780 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,928 - Our guest today are Patty Hickenlooper, 781 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,664 Executive Director of the Green States Initiative, 782 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,858 and Republican State Senator George Winston. 783 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,259 But first let's take a look... 784 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,616 There you are. 785 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,620 Tee, it's okay. 786 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,956 You know you can use it. 787 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,792 Can't sleep again? 788 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,442 So what have we got here? 789 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,444 You're looking at porn aren't you? 790 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:03,210 Let me see. 791 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,311 Let me see. 792 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,504 - No! 793 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,807 - Hey, where did you get that picture? 794 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:10,842 You friended my dad? 795 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,151 - You're account was logged on. 796 00:40:14,175 --> 00:40:15,590 I just kind of... 797 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,048 - Tee, that's not... 798 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,885 - When you talk about him he sounds really cool. 799 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:27,993 - Yeah. 800 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:30,729 I'm lucky. 801 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,296 I know. 802 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,503 God. 803 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,838 I was so young. 804 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:43,217 I was so proud of that fish. 805 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,545 Dad made me feel like I'd landed a great white. 806 00:40:47,212 --> 00:40:48,614 What else we have in here? 807 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:51,483 Wow. 808 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:53,719 It's after we won state championship. 809 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:55,486 Junior year. 810 00:40:58,690 --> 00:40:59,690 Oh. 811 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,159 I love that one. 812 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:02,961 Stu and me, commencement day. 813 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,731 See, he does smile. 814 00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:12,604 That's... 815 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,840 Christmas in Aspen 90... 816 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,206 Six? 817 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,309 97, does it say? 818 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,945 - Why is Stu there? 819 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:24,015 - He usually does the holidays with my folks. 820 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,361 His dad's a marine. 821 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:29,387 Super conservative. 822 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:31,189 And an asshole. 823 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,524 Plus... 824 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,893 His mom kind of drinks. 825 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,530 - But you guys were never... 826 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,532 - No. 827 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,570 I mean, we fooled around some in college but... 828 00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:46,437 No. 829 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,075 He's my best friend. 830 00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:57,381 Okay. 831 00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:00,819 I need to get some sleep. 832 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,920 Come on. 833 00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,593 Or maybe just get some. 834 00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:03,782 - Can we go now? 835 00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:05,717 - Come on Babe! 836 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,571 - So maybe you can help me prep on 837 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,264 the constitutional arguments. 838 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,651 - Yeah sure, I can pull some stuff together. 839 00:43:21,675 --> 00:43:22,710 - I can do it. 840 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,478 - Thanks Babe, but I think 841 00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:26,437 this is more Stu's bailiwick. 842 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,407 - Chipotle maple syrup. 843 00:43:30,052 --> 00:43:31,052 That's perverse. 844 00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:33,087 - No, it's just different. 845 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,145 Try it. 846 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:35,713 - Tee! 847 00:43:35,881 --> 00:43:36,881 - Hey Cat! 848 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,960 - How the hell you been? 849 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:40,351 - Oh my gosh! 850 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:41,953 Colin McCormack. 851 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:43,721 I love your show. 852 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,233 And you... 853 00:43:46,257 --> 00:43:47,268 Such a hottie. 854 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,136 - Why thank you, gorgeous. 855 00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:52,698 - You keep giving that Steinman hell. 856 00:43:52,808 --> 00:43:53,808 - I will. 857 00:43:53,832 --> 00:43:55,566 I promise. 858 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,471 Who's your daddy? 859 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,942 - Is the irony of that completely lost on you? 860 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,309 - Huh? 861 00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:09,214 Shut it. 862 00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:11,558 - I mean, I will concede he's not your usual 863 00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,127 frat boy type but I'm not used to your 864 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:15,462 little conquests hanging around like this. 865 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,722 - Stewart... 866 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,424 He's not a little conquest. 867 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,860 I really think I... 868 00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:25,697 I don't know. 869 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:29,134 Maybe, the Greeks were on to something. 870 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,003 You know that older younger thing? 871 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,448 - Please, those stories never ended well. 872 00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:36,112 Someone was always stabbing out their eyes 873 00:44:36,136 --> 00:44:37,337 or getting chained to a rock. 874 00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:39,677 - Just ease up a bit. 875 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,346 Please. 876 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:42,780 Fine. 877 00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:47,886 Does he... 878 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,355 Look thin to you? 879 00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:53,524 Oh God. 880 00:44:58,373 --> 00:44:59,373 - There is no such thing 881 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,875 as a gay child. 882 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,844 If a young person tells you that 883 00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:05,847 what they are saying is they have embraced Satan. 884 00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:07,248 You do not love that. 885 00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:08,515 You do not accept that. 886 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,017 You cannot accept that. 887 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,485 You must fight the Devil. 888 00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:14,121 And you must make that young person understand 889 00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:15,456 the evil in the... 890 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,480 - Tee. 891 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:19,016 You okay? 892 00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:20,919 So... 893 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:23,621 We tape tomorrow. 894 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:25,489 What have we got? 895 00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:26,801 - I pulled a bunch of stuff 896 00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,659 but it's all variations on the same thing. 897 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:31,062 - Damn. 898 00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:32,840 - There's this from the Inquirer. 899 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,824 - No, I don't think we want to go down that route. 900 00:45:34,848 --> 00:45:35,848 Shit. 901 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:37,134 Well, we tried. 902 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,770 - Colin, I'm sorry. 903 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:39,904 - Hey. 904 00:45:40,348 --> 00:45:41,348 Don't worry. 905 00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:42,540 You did great. 906 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,751 Really. 907 00:45:43,775 --> 00:45:45,175 Maybe there's a reason no one can... 908 00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:46,476 - Tee? 909 00:45:46,521 --> 00:45:47,521 I'm heading out now. 910 00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:49,290 Don't stay too late. 911 00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:51,358 - We were just. 912 00:45:51,382 --> 00:45:53,384 Doing some stuff for tomorrow's Pulse episode. 913 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:54,986 - Okay. 914 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:57,999 He's not working you too hard is he? 915 00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,057 - No ma'am. 916 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:02,928 - All righty then. 917 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:05,730 Good night. 918 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,374 - Have a good night. 919 00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:08,599 - Mhmm. 920 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:18,542 - Tee! 921 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,379 Tee, Jesus Babe, we... 922 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,349 We just, we need to be more careful here. 923 00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:26,150 Okay? 924 00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:28,153 Okay? 925 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:31,056 My place at seven. 926 00:46:31,689 --> 00:46:33,091 We'll go for a run. 927 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:57,447 - Sorry. 928 00:46:58,093 --> 00:46:59,093 - Didn't even see it. 929 00:46:59,117 --> 00:47:00,828 Fuckin' rat on a leash. 930 00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:01,852 Damn. 931 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,221 I really scraped it. 932 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:04,923 - I'll get the peroxide. 933 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,470 Stewart! 934 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,671 - What? 935 00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:11,839 Oh Christ. 936 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:13,040 Yeah yeah yeah yeah. 937 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:14,064 Ding dong. 938 00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:16,210 Holy crap. 939 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:17,744 You should put some peroxide on that. 940 00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:18,904 - We know. 941 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,072 - Why are you in such a tizzy? 942 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:22,839 - She said no. 943 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:23,717 - Who? 944 00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:25,086 - Braxton Hall. 945 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:26,320 At the last minute, decided she didn't want to 946 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,984 make her kids change schools or something. 947 00:47:28,008 --> 00:47:29,423 - So, does that mean... 948 00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:30,681 - They just called. 949 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:33,951 - Wow. 950 00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,052 That's... 951 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:36,487 Well done my friend. 952 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:37,755 Congratulations. 953 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:40,167 Tee, congratulations are in order. 954 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,659 Stewart got the job. 955 00:47:41,927 --> 00:47:42,603 - Really? 956 00:47:42,627 --> 00:47:43,304 That's awesome. 957 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:44,362 When do you go? 958 00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:46,898 - I haven't actually said yes. 959 00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:48,842 - You... 960 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,878 - Honestly, I thought it was a lost cause. 961 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:52,870 I told them I'd have to think about it. 962 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:56,383 What do you think I should do? 963 00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:57,618 - You're asking me? 964 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:58,809 - Yeah. 965 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,412 - Well, I tell you what... 966 00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,390 We're going to dinner at Pablo's. 967 00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:05,259 Why don't you come with us and... 968 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,254 Babe, careful please. 969 00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:10,754 - Sorry. 970 00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:12,357 All done. 971 00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:15,304 - Colin, I could really use your advice on this. 972 00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:16,427 Does he have to... 973 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,572 Um, can you take a rain check on dinner 974 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:19,573 just this once? 975 00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:20,507 - No! 976 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,276 - Seriously? Colin! 977 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:23,434 - Jesus. 978 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,437 Fine, how is this, 979 00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:29,016 Stu, let's go grab a drink. 980 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,617 Talk it through. 981 00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:33,111 And then, Tee can join for dinner. 982 00:48:33,421 --> 00:48:34,421 - Great. 983 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:35,680 What's my time allotment? 984 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:40,394 - Babe, would it be okay if... 985 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,762 - Whatever. 986 00:48:41,786 --> 00:48:43,754 I got some stuff I can do at the dorm. 987 00:48:43,989 --> 00:48:45,199 - You sure? 988 00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:46,457 - Yeah. 989 00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:47,724 - Okay. 990 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:48,559 Thanks. 991 00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:49,995 Come here. 992 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,669 - Did you see that look he just shot me? 993 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:02,140 - You're being too sensitive. 994 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,640 - Uh huh. 995 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:05,210 - He's... 996 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,079 He's not sleeping. 997 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,192 I think he's just tired. 998 00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:12,626 - Well then get him some Ambien. 999 00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:13,860 Or better yet, a shrink. 1000 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,129 Because I'm telling you, 1001 00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,873 there is something not right about this kid. 1002 00:49:16,897 --> 00:49:17,631 - Look. 1003 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,533 I know Tee's a little intense. 1004 00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:20,725 I'm not an idiot. 1005 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:24,062 But I like the fact that he needs me. 1006 00:49:24,606 --> 00:49:25,606 That I... 1007 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,608 Feel I can take care of him. 1008 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:28,442 - Well that's just sweet. 1009 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,510 But don't you feel... 1010 00:49:29,534 --> 00:49:30,614 - I called empathy Stewart! 1011 00:49:30,638 --> 00:49:32,340 I know it's not your thing. 1012 00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:33,914 - Not my thing? 1013 00:49:33,938 --> 00:49:35,449 - Don't you get tired of it? 1014 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,618 Keeping the world at arms length. 1015 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:39,277 That's what you do, you know. 1016 00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,022 - So this is about me? 1017 00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:42,080 - Yeah, it is. 1018 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,757 'Cause you can't stand the fact 1019 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,659 that I found someone. 1020 00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:46,493 Someone I actually care about. 1021 00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:47,694 You know why? 1022 00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:49,238 'Cause it means you might actually have 1023 00:49:49,262 --> 00:49:50,197 to find your own life. 1024 00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,989 Instead of glomming onto mine. 1025 00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:53,924 - You think that I... 1026 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,562 Oh my God, you're ego is just... 1027 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:00,165 Fuck you. 1028 00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:01,666 Fuck you. 1029 00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,078 Just, fuck you. 1030 00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,270 I am out of here. 1031 00:50:08,173 --> 00:50:09,807 Enjoy your empathy. 1032 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,410 - You know I'm right! 1033 00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:15,480 - Stewart! 1034 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:22,486 Fuck. 1035 00:51:34,556 --> 00:51:35,636 - Hey Amber, is Colin in... 1036 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,238 - Hello! 1037 00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:38,105 - Yeah, hi. 1038 00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,306 So is he... 1039 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,174 What? 1040 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,709 Hey buddy! 1041 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:44,511 - Reverend Lockwood. 1042 00:51:44,535 --> 00:51:45,512 I'm Amber Fletcher. 1043 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:47,004 We spoke on the phone. 1044 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,939 - The pleasure is all mine. 1045 00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:52,519 Hi. I'm Irvin Lockwood. 1046 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,111 - Hi, I'm gay. 1047 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,080 He in his office? 1048 00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:58,625 - I am so sorry about that. 1049 00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:00,318 He's not with the show. 1050 00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:02,119 Please, follow me. 1051 00:52:04,289 --> 00:52:05,866 - I don't know what I'm supposed 1052 00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:06,800 to do with this now. 1053 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,104 You couldn't make bullet points? 1054 00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:10,036 - Yeah well excuse me for being thorough. 1055 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,272 - We got him! 1056 00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:12,439 - Calm down Tee. 1057 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,199 - Just read it. 1058 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,270 - Stu can you give us a second? 1059 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:21,782 - Uh, yeah. 1060 00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:22,806 Sure. 1061 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,477 Tee. 1062 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:30,491 What is this? 1063 00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:32,195 - Did you see what he says about her pussy? 1064 00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:33,527 - Where did you get this? 1065 00:52:33,551 --> 00:52:35,028 This is Lockwood's personal email. 1066 00:52:35,052 --> 00:52:35,962 Where did you get it? 1067 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,186 Did somebody give this to you? 1068 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:39,757 Holy shit! 1069 00:52:40,368 --> 00:52:41,648 Tee, don't they teach you ethics? 1070 00:52:41,672 --> 00:52:42,936 We can't use this! 1071 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,570 - But that's proof... 1072 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,196 - Enough! 1073 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:46,840 - I just thought... 1074 00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:48,224 - I can't deal with this right now. 1075 00:52:52,570 --> 00:52:55,306 - What the hell was that all about? 1076 00:52:55,883 --> 00:52:56,883 Is everything all right? 1077 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:59,486 - Don't. Okay. 1078 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,611 Just don't. 1079 00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:04,958 - Hey, I got you! - Tee! 1080 00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:05,892 You hear me? 1081 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:06,956 You're a fucking hypocrite 1082 00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,128 and I got you! 1083 00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,432 - You better get out of my face! 1084 00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:10,231 Take a step back. 1085 00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:11,532 - Hey! 1086 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:12,165 You hear the man. 1087 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,066 Back off! 1088 00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:14,090 - A fucking hypocrite! 1089 00:53:16,103 --> 00:53:17,103 - Oh my God! 1090 00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:17,738 - Shit! 1091 00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:18,505 Call 911! 1092 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:19,306 Honey, are you okay? 1093 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:20,607 - I barely pushed him. 1094 00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:21,742 - Tee, can you hear me? 1095 00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:22,676 - I don't think you should move him. 1096 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,900 - That boy was out of control. 1097 00:53:23,924 --> 00:53:24,578 You saw. 1098 00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:25,479 - Somebody call 911! 1099 00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:26,980 - What the hell happened? 1100 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,582 - Babe, it'll be okay. 1101 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,251 - Fifth floor. 1102 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:32,009 He's not moving. 1103 00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:22,028 - Yo. 1104 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:23,864 - Any luck tracking down the grandparents? 1105 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:26,457 - No, his... 1106 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,994 Phone and computer are password protected and... 1107 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,297 Anyway I don't think they're very big correspondents. 1108 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,412 Listen Colin, I'm gonna come get you. 1109 00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:40,581 - No, Tee's awake but they've gotta run some tests 1110 00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:41,806 before they'll release him. 1111 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,774 We'll just cab it back to my place. 1112 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,252 - Okay, but Colin I... 1113 00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:47,556 - Hang on, here comes the doctor. 1114 00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:48,815 I gotta go. 1115 00:56:04,939 --> 00:56:05,939 - Easy. 1116 00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:06,640 - I'm fine. 1117 00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:07,765 - Babe. 1118 00:56:09,934 --> 00:56:10,934 - Hey. 1119 00:56:11,913 --> 00:56:12,913 - Hey. 1120 00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:13,880 Give me a hand? 1121 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:14,904 - I'm fine. 1122 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:16,774 I just need to sit down. 1123 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:23,948 - He's got a concussion. 1124 00:56:24,325 --> 00:56:25,325 Look after him. 1125 00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:26,617 I gotta pay the cab. 1126 00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:47,472 - Yeah. 1127 00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:55,379 I think I get it. 1128 00:56:57,648 --> 00:56:58,692 I really think I do. 1129 00:56:58,716 --> 00:56:59,917 I mean... 1130 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:03,697 I've barely spoken to my father 1131 00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:05,723 in almost 20 years, you know? 1132 00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:07,592 And before that, well... 1133 00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,262 So I understand. 1134 00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,300 Growing up without that connection. 1135 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,536 It hurts, I know. 1136 00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:21,639 - What do you want? 1137 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,877 - He has to know. 1138 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,145 - Fuck you! 1139 00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:31,692 - Tee, you have got to tell him. 1140 00:57:31,716 --> 00:57:33,684 - Tell who what? 1141 00:57:34,936 --> 00:57:36,096 - Colin, I'm just going to... 1142 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,387 - Sit! 1143 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:43,260 Why are you upsetting him? 1144 00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:51,802 - Everything's okay. 1145 00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:55,272 We just have to talk. 1146 00:57:57,652 --> 00:57:58,652 That's all. 1147 00:57:58,676 --> 00:57:59,677 Right, Tee? 1148 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,311 Right? 1149 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:09,719 - Tee? 1150 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:24,802 Is there something you... 1151 00:58:25,936 --> 00:58:27,337 Need to tell me? 1152 00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:32,743 Babe, it's okay. 1153 00:58:37,815 --> 00:58:40,084 You know you can tell me anything. 1154 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,263 What is this? 1155 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,837 - When you donated, 1156 00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:35,716 you gave them permission to release your identity 1157 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:37,675 to any results. 1158 00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:40,444 - I know but why... 1159 00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,279 I mean. 1160 00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:53,222 Oh my God. 1161 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,028 Did your mom... 1162 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,834 Are you? 1163 01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:11,608 Oh God. 1164 01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,154 Oh God, what have we done? 1165 01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:14,888 - Colin... 1166 01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:15,656 - Don't. 1167 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,589 Get the fuck off me! 1168 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:17,357 - Okay. 1169 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:18,024 Hey, just calm down. 1170 01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:19,583 - He's my son! 1171 01:00:21,262 --> 01:00:22,262 And you knew? 1172 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:23,263 - No Colin, I just... 1173 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,064 - Colin, please. 1174 01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:25,666 - You let me fuck you! 1175 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,233 - I thought it was worth it! 1176 01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:28,034 - Worth what?! 1177 01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,202 Are you insane?! 1178 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:30,460 - Colin! 1179 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:32,797 - Get him out of here. 1180 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,266 When I get back I want both of you gone. 1181 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,353 - Oh hey! Hey. 1182 01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,054 Hey stop that. 1183 01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:48,689 Tee, damn it. 1184 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:49,713 Stop. 1185 01:00:50,624 --> 01:00:51,624 Stop that. Stop it. 1186 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,626 Jesus. Stop that. 1187 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,650 Stop it. 1188 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,394 - Colin! 1189 01:02:14,598 --> 01:02:15,665 - Colin? 1190 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,648 - Colin, can I come in? 1191 01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,358 Colin. 1192 01:02:45,863 --> 01:02:46,863 Colin. 1193 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:48,132 Can I come in? 1194 01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:14,418 - I waited my whole life. 1195 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,488 To know. 1196 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,127 My dad. 1197 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,067 Just wanted to be near him. 1198 01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,569 - So why didn't you just tell him? 1199 01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:34,238 Before. 1200 01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:37,507 - I didn't know how he'd react. 1201 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:42,046 He didn't need to know who I was. 1202 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:45,715 I just... 1203 01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:50,487 Wanted him to like me. 1204 01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:54,824 It was going so good, you know. 1205 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,961 Working together. 1206 01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:03,267 Then he kissed me and got all freaked out. 1207 01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,536 I thought I cold just... 1208 01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,839 But... 1209 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,714 - Jesus. 1210 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,951 - It's all fucked up, isn't it? 1211 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:26,799 - Yeah Tee, it is. 1212 01:05:26,823 --> 01:05:28,092 It's... 1213 01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:30,394 It's pretty fucked up. 1214 01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:42,006 I want you to talk to someone. 1215 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,808 Professional. 1216 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:46,410 Okay? 1217 01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:48,778 - Yeah. 1218 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,082 - I mean it. 1219 01:05:52,882 --> 01:05:54,660 Do you need me to help you find someone or... 1220 01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:56,686 - They got em at student health. 1221 01:05:58,555 --> 01:05:59,689 - Good. 1222 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:21,211 Colin, listen um, 1223 01:06:21,722 --> 01:06:22,722 Christ, you better come 1224 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:24,348 to the conference room. 1225 01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:26,283 Now, okay. 1226 01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:39,672 - This isn't necessary stuff? 1227 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:40,830 It's what this is. 1228 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,498 Permanent. 1229 01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:43,799 Sully... 1230 01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:45,678 Mr. McCormack, thank you. 1231 01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:47,471 Please, take a seat. 1232 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:55,088 So Colin, this here 1233 01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:57,347 is Mr. Hanson from legal. 1234 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,983 Apparently we got a situation here. 1235 01:07:04,921 --> 01:07:06,123 - Save it Al. 1236 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:09,702 I quit. 1237 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:11,166 - Mr. McCormack, we're only proposing 1238 01:07:11,190 --> 01:07:12,292 a suspension. 1239 01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:29,045 - These are yours. 1240 01:07:29,904 --> 01:07:31,424 - Colin, you can keep them if you want. 1241 01:07:31,448 --> 01:07:32,448 - No. 1242 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:35,884 - Come in? 1243 01:07:37,587 --> 01:07:38,587 Please. 1244 01:07:39,433 --> 01:07:40,433 I could use the company. 1245 01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:42,759 Packing is so fucking boring. 1246 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:47,731 Do you want something to drink? 1247 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:50,266 - Got any beer? 1248 01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:54,338 - Oh, I can look. 1249 01:07:58,242 --> 01:08:00,043 Colin, I'm pretty sure this bowl... 1250 01:08:16,293 --> 01:08:18,662 ♪ Where did you come from 1251 01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:22,432 ♪ The moment we met 1252 01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:26,270 ♪ You had me spinning 1253 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,939 ♪ When you took my hand 1254 01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:32,518 ♪ Sound the alarms 1255 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,287 ♪ You caught me off guard 1256 01:08:34,311 --> 01:08:35,921 ♪ As fast as you came 1257 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,823 ♪ Then you were gone 1258 01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:39,559 ♪ You string me along 1259 01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:44,029 ♪ With your empty promises 1260 01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:49,025 ♪ You just keep me hanging on 1261 01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:56,233 ♪ You keep me hanging on 1262 01:08:58,535 --> 01:09:03,540 ♪ You keep me hanging on 1263 01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:08,912 ♪ You gotta let me go 1264 01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:16,186 ♪ Just a hangman on your own 1265 01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:29,709 ♪ I can't breathe 1266 01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:31,377 ♪ And I can't sleep 1267 01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:34,671 ♪ You leave me here and I'm wondering 1268 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:38,584 ♪ I don't know where we stand anymore 1269 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:40,109 ♪ You're gone 1270 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,089 ♪ You come to me 1271 01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:45,891 ♪ You move away 1272 01:09:45,915 --> 01:09:47,360 ♪ You're here last night 1273 01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:49,219 ♪ But you're gone today 1274 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:54,691 ♪ You make me feel that it's wrong for me to want more 1275 01:09:57,060 --> 01:10:00,506 ♪ You tell me you miss me and then wonder why 1276 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,675 ♪ When I give you nothing. - Are you okay? 1277 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,109 ♪ I leave in a spot 1278 01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:05,878 ♪ Well why should I 1279 01:10:26,189 --> 01:10:27,333 - See what I mean folks, 1280 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:29,034 these liberals have no sense of humor. 1281 01:10:37,033 --> 01:10:38,468 - Colin, what the fuck. 1282 01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,085 Your voicemail is full. 1283 01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:47,711 You don't answer email. 1284 01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,315 Are you... 1285 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,797 Colin, I don't know what to do here. 1286 01:10:57,821 --> 01:10:59,765 - Nobody's asking you to do anything. 1287 01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,325 Go back to L.A. 1288 01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,817 - So Tee's gotten himself expelled. 1289 01:11:29,185 --> 01:11:30,854 Pills and some... 1290 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,623 Altercations. 1291 01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:45,878 A social worker thinks he needs 1292 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,146 some in-patient treatment 1293 01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:49,549 and I can't stomach them shipping him off 1294 01:11:49,573 --> 01:11:52,108 to that whack job grandfather so... 1295 01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:57,013 UCLA Medical has a program. 1296 01:11:58,782 --> 01:12:00,617 We're on the 6 o'clock tomorrow morning. 1297 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:06,423 - The way he would... 1298 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:08,992 Look at me. 1299 01:12:13,229 --> 01:12:14,229 - What? 1300 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:16,566 - He would... 1301 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,835 Look at me like... 1302 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:23,006 He wanted to consume me. 1303 01:12:24,641 --> 01:12:25,651 And I wanted that. 1304 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:26,943 I wanted... 1305 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,312 Something. 1306 01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:33,292 More, but I got it wrong. 1307 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:34,551 He wanted a father. 1308 01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:37,830 He needed me to be a father. 1309 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:38,631 And I made him... 1310 01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:39,989 - Colin you didn't know. 1311 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:41,233 - I knew it was wrong. 1312 01:12:41,257 --> 01:12:42,959 On some level I knew it wasn't... 1313 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,159 What he wanted. 1314 01:12:44,394 --> 01:12:45,695 - But he let happen. 1315 01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,466 And you can't take that on yourself. 1316 01:12:57,641 --> 01:12:58,775 He made a choice. 1317 01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:01,521 He got scared 1318 01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:03,222 and he made a fucked up choice 1319 01:13:03,246 --> 01:13:04,657 that we are all gonna have to find 1320 01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:06,115 some way to live with. 1321 01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,085 Especially Tee. 1322 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,420 - Who are you? 1323 01:13:12,265 --> 01:13:13,265 I don't get it. 1324 01:13:13,289 --> 01:13:14,591 You're being so gentle with him. 1325 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:19,228 - I don't know. 1326 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,599 He's a good kid. 1327 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,369 Incredibly fucked up but... 1328 01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:32,241 He's never had anyone looking out for him, you know. 1329 01:13:34,277 --> 01:13:36,480 And I remember what that felt like. 1330 01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:40,016 How alone I felt. 1331 01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:46,989 Anyway. 1332 01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:52,462 - Yup. 1333 01:13:55,298 --> 01:13:56,898 - Listen, I need to make sure he's packed 1334 01:13:56,922 --> 01:13:58,356 and ready to go. 1335 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:01,170 He's staying with me at the hotel tonight. 1336 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:02,715 I know he'd love to see you. 1337 01:14:02,739 --> 01:14:03,739 - I can't. 1338 01:14:03,867 --> 01:14:05,147 - Colin, you have got to just... 1339 01:14:05,171 --> 01:14:06,085 - No I don't. 1340 01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:07,877 I really don't. 1341 01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:15,084 - You are... 1342 01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:17,954 You're unbelievable. 1343 01:14:19,422 --> 01:14:21,424 Not everything is easy, you know, life. 1344 01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:24,970 I know you've managed to go 40 odd years 1345 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:26,806 without having to face that little fact, 1346 01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:29,165 but I never expected this. 1347 01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,636 Things get shitty and you just quit. 1348 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,404 Really? 1349 01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:38,975 Who are you? 1350 01:15:48,011 --> 01:15:49,822 - And of course you can follow our columns 1351 01:15:49,846 --> 01:15:52,257 Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald. 1352 01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,293 Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman. 1353 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,420 - And I'm Colin McCormack on The Pulse. 1354 01:16:00,323 --> 01:16:02,626 And I'm Colin McCormack on The... 1355 01:16:03,827 --> 01:16:06,529 And I'm Colin McCormack on The Pulse. 1356 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,701 And I'm Colin McCormack. 1357 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:19,144 - Hey there, this is Kin Cheng, KCLA News. 1358 01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:20,846 Listen, we were impressed with your reel 1359 01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:22,481 and the timing couldn't have been better. 1360 01:17:22,505 --> 01:17:23,983 We got something coming up pretty quick. 1361 01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:25,484 So give me a call as soon as possible 1362 01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:27,052 and I'll fill you in on the details. 1363 01:17:27,076 --> 01:17:28,220 Okay. 1364 01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:29,021 I look forward to talking to you. 1365 01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:31,881 My number is 323-526... 1366 01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:58,350 - Mr. McCormack? 1367 01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:01,186 Well, I've discussed it with my colleagues. 1368 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,654 - And? 1369 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,857 - Well, frankly a little heads up 1370 01:18:04,881 --> 01:18:06,926 would've been appreciated. 1371 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:10,553 We'd like to really discuss this with Tee before hand. 1372 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,856 You understand this is... 1373 01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:15,091 Complicated? 1374 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:16,458 - Yeah. 1375 01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:19,829 Yeah, it is. 1376 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:24,043 - We have a group session starting shortly. 1377 01:18:24,067 --> 01:18:25,845 I'll ask you to keep it simple today. 1378 01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:29,581 Just, stick to the basics. 1379 01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:32,008 Just, reconnect. 1380 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:34,386 And then perhaps you can come back tomorrow 1381 01:18:34,410 --> 01:18:35,888 for a more in depth session. 1382 01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:36,980 Would that work? 1383 01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:38,948 - I'll follow your lead here. 1384 01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:42,018 - Thank you. 1385 01:18:43,119 --> 01:18:44,587 I'll be right back. 1386 01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:11,347 - You're here. 1387 01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:16,185 - I am. 1388 01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:20,824 - I'm glad. 1389 01:19:39,742 --> 01:19:40,743 - Hello. 1390 01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:42,254 - Oh hi, is this... 1391 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:43,478 - Are you looking for Stewart? 1392 01:19:43,502 --> 01:19:44,156 - Yeah. 1393 01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:45,180 - Can I tell him... 1394 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,383 You're Colin right? 1395 01:19:47,527 --> 01:19:48,527 - I am. 1396 01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:49,628 You are... 1397 01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:50,652 - Paul, hi. 1398 01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:52,288 - Hey hon, who is it? 1399 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:56,125 Well now. 1400 01:19:57,994 --> 01:19:58,994 - Surprised? 1401 01:19:59,595 --> 01:20:00,796 - You think? 1402 01:20:01,998 --> 01:20:03,042 Paul, this is Colin. 1403 01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:04,901 - I recognized him. 1404 01:20:05,601 --> 01:20:06,601 - He did. 1405 01:20:07,203 --> 01:20:08,371 - So... 1406 01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:13,085 - I'm not interrupting, am I? 1407 01:20:13,109 --> 01:20:14,553 - No no, not at all. 1408 01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:16,889 Actually, you are saving me 'cause Stewart 1409 01:20:16,913 --> 01:20:18,790 is determined to make me a basketball fan 1410 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,084 and it is not taking. 1411 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:22,527 - You're not trying. 1412 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:23,853 - Whatever. 1413 01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:25,464 Listen, I should really be working 1414 01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:26,866 on my lesson plans anyway. 1415 01:20:26,890 --> 01:20:29,258 So, why don't I leave you two boys to catch up. 1416 01:20:29,802 --> 01:20:30,802 - You sure? 1417 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:31,871 - Of course. 1418 01:20:31,895 --> 01:20:32,872 - Okay, thanks hon. 1419 01:20:32,896 --> 01:20:33,896 - Yeah. 1420 01:20:34,174 --> 01:20:35,174 - I'll call you later? 1421 01:20:35,198 --> 01:20:36,198 - That's perfect. 1422 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,667 - It's nice to meet you. 1423 01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:40,536 - Likewise. 1424 01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:57,153 - So was that History Department? 1425 01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:02,325 Seems like a good guy. 1426 01:21:03,126 --> 01:21:04,126 - He is. 1427 01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:06,795 - Does he live here, or? 1428 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:08,431 - No, but... 1429 01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:12,101 He is a good guy. 1430 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:17,573 - Oh my God. 1431 01:21:18,975 --> 01:21:20,209 - I know right. 1432 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,855 So what are you doing here? 1433 01:21:36,592 --> 01:21:39,428 - I've been a jackass. 1434 01:21:40,163 --> 01:21:41,764 - I am not gonna argue. 1435 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:44,433 You okay? 1436 01:21:46,970 --> 01:21:48,237 - Getting there. 1437 01:21:48,837 --> 01:21:49,837 Yeah. 1438 01:21:51,007 --> 01:21:52,041 - Good. 1439 01:21:54,777 --> 01:21:55,955 Tee's doing better. 1440 01:21:55,979 --> 01:21:57,299 I can get you the number of the... 1441 01:21:57,323 --> 01:21:58,557 - I already saw him. 1442 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:00,416 We're gonna... 1443 01:22:03,052 --> 01:22:04,920 Keep talking. 1444 01:22:14,097 --> 01:22:15,398 Stewart, 1445 01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:24,207 Why did, why did you move to Pittsburgh? 1446 01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:30,689 - Jesus Colin, it was 15 years ago, I can't... 1447 01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:31,714 - Stewart. 1448 01:22:32,915 --> 01:22:34,617 - That's where the job was. 1449 01:22:41,324 --> 01:22:43,192 Okay, no. 1450 01:22:46,729 --> 01:22:49,265 The shit storm at Georgetown wore me out. 1451 01:22:52,101 --> 01:22:54,003 And I missed my friend. 1452 01:23:01,210 --> 01:23:02,545 - I missed you too. 1453 01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:08,117 I know I never said that. 1454 01:23:08,284 --> 01:23:09,724 - We're masters at not saying things. 1455 01:23:09,748 --> 01:23:10,895 - We're pathetic. 1456 01:23:10,919 --> 01:23:12,988 I'm pathetic. 1457 01:23:15,891 --> 01:23:17,226 So let me... 1458 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:18,994 Say this. 1459 01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:27,203 Having you in my life 1460 01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:30,673 has meant the world to me. 1461 01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:33,709 You, 1462 01:23:35,311 --> 01:23:38,314 you are my family. 1463 01:23:45,954 --> 01:23:48,691 - You bastard, you know I feel the same way. 1464 01:23:50,326 --> 01:23:51,794 Our son had some issues. 1465 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:03,372 - So I got a meeting with the CW affiliate here. 1466 01:24:05,908 --> 01:24:07,676 They're looking for a weekend anchor. 1467 01:24:10,113 --> 01:24:13,549 You think I might like California? 1468 01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:18,754 - Yeah, I do. 1469 01:24:19,155 --> 01:24:20,189 - I do? 1470 01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:22,934 What, are we married now? 1471 01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:24,059 - Oh, shut it. 1472 01:24:25,294 --> 01:24:26,662 I'm spoken for. 1473 01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:33,212 How about that one? 1474 01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:34,996 He looked like a freight train out of control 1475 01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:36,348 but it was all net. 1476 01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:37,649 Wow. 1477 01:24:37,673 --> 01:24:38,783 One of the highlights of the night so far. 1478 01:24:38,807 --> 01:24:40,519 And there have been plenty of them. 1479 01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:41,744 Fantastic. 1480 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,313 In case you missed it, the Tigers... 1481 01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,254 - I feel old. 1482 01:24:53,356 --> 01:24:54,757 - Yeah. 1483 01:24:57,193 --> 01:24:58,661 - Well. 1483 01:24:59,305 --> 01:25:05,178 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org92567

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