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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:38,974 REPORTER: In a story so bizarre... 2 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:41,602 ...I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting... 3 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,021 ...and yet corroborated by a dozen eyewitnesses... 4 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,315 ...a white male apparently fell from the sky... 5 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,358 ...above downtown Los Angeles today... 6 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,819 ...landed in the middle of a busy intersection... 7 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:54,031 ...destroying one vehicle and hospitalizing its elderly driver... 8 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,907 ...and was removed from the scene... 9 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,160 ...before emergency personnel could respond. 10 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:01,663 Without a body, the police have yet to piece together events of a day... 11 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,666 ...that can only be described as implausible. 12 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,336 Reports of a body landing in the Boyle Heights area... 13 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,588 ...have yet to be confirmed, and are being treated... 14 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,299 ...as the bullshit they most likely are. 15 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,806 [BEEPING] 16 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,711 [IN CANTONESE] 17 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,891 [LAUGHING] 18 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,747 Ooh. 19 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,749 - Ahh. - Ahh. 20 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,419 [IN CANTONESE] 21 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,967 [DOCTORS SPEAKING IN CANTONESE] 22 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,648 You big cock English. 23 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,650 Strong like horse. 24 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,278 [GROANS] 25 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,750 [IN CANTONESE] 26 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,519 Fuck that. 27 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,270 [SCREAMS] 28 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,531 [YELLING] 29 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,562 That's not so bad. 30 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,395 Nice. 31 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,534 Pick up, Eve. 32 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:50,785 [PHONE BEEPING] 33 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,163 OPERATOR: The number you have reached is not in service. 34 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,664 Fuck. 35 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,668 Shit. 36 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,170 [GUN COCKS] 37 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,715 You lost? 38 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:05,967 Nope. 39 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,843 [GRUNTS] 40 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,492 Shit. 41 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,206 Shit. 42 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,874 [WHISTLING] 43 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,214 On your knees, Slim. 44 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:30,927 Okay, Chow Mein. 45 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,513 - Who do you work for? - Fuck you, Chelios. 46 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,394 Fucking grunt. 47 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,899 Mm. 48 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,821 [THUG GROANING] 49 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,615 [SCREAMS] 50 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,080 You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. 51 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,250 Now, I'm gonna ask you this question one time. 52 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,754 Who's gots my fucking strawberry tart? 53 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,342 - Oh. - Capiche? 54 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,261 [STAMMERING] 55 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,349 - Just spit the fucking name out. - Aah! 56 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,934 Johnny Vang! Aah! 57 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:23,646 Johnny fucking Vang? Johnny fucking Vang? 58 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,483 - Good boy. Where? - Cypress Social Club! Aah! 59 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,611 Cypress... Cypress Social Club. 60 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,238 Now, you're sure about that, ain't you? 61 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,449 Good boy. Thanks for coming. 62 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,367 Now, you can keep that. 63 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,411 [PANTING] 64 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,184 [HONKING] 65 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,019 Fuck. 66 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,944 [PHONE RINGING] 67 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,870 Hello. Doc Miles. 68 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:03,955 Yeah, Doc, it's Chev. 69 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,125 Jesus H. Chelios. 70 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,543 You gotta be kidding me. 71 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,587 Listen. I'm deadly fucking serious, Doc. 72 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,214 These Triad motherfuckers cut out my fucking heart... 73 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,383 ...and put in one of those artificial jobs. 74 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,678 You got an artificial heart? Ha-ha-ha. 75 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,805 You think I'm having a fucking laugh? 76 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,224 No, but you gotta admit, it's a little out there. 77 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,811 - You take your fucking time, Doc. - You don't have any time. 78 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:30,315 They're not designed to keep you alive more than a couple of days. 79 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,401 - And don't do anything strenuous. - Yeah, sure, Doc. No problem. 80 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,028 So, what's my next fucking move? 81 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,906 We gotta get a real heart put in you, preferably your own. 82 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,616 - I'm on it. - Okay, you're on it. 83 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,744 - Doc, Jesus fucking Christ! - I'm sorry. Sorry. 84 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:46,080 Let me... Does that thing have a... A belt battery pack? 85 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,209 - Check. - How many bars are showing? 86 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,378 - One. - Shit. That's better than none, I guess. 87 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,174 Look, what they did you with is an Avicor Total Artificial Heart. 88 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,763 It's got an internal battery that'll pick up once the belt battery dies. 89 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,598 It's like a reserve tank. 90 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:07,518 Once the internal battery takes over, you got one fucking hour. 91 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,604 The internal battery charges wirelessly... 92 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,357 ...through a transcutaneous energy-transfer system. 93 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,360 Two coils... There's one internal, one external. 94 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,196 ...that transmit via a magnetic force across the skin... 95 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,365 ...without piercing the surface. 96 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,826 The internal coil receives power and sends it to the controller device. 97 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,579 Does this make any fucking sense to you, Chevy? 98 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,040 It's fucking Greek, Doc. 99 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,084 Greek. 100 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,753 Look, you gotta keep your body electrically charged... 101 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,464 - ...to keep that piece of shit pumping. - Copy that. 102 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,258 - Hey, Chev? - Yeah. 103 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,636 - I'm stoked you're alive, dude. - I'll get back to you, Doc. 104 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,887 Yeah, well, call me. 105 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,141 Fuck. 106 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,311 Hey, hey, hey! That's a nice car. 107 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,439 Don't suppose you know where the Cypress Social Club is, do you? 108 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,484 Man, fuck that shit, puto. Let's race, 茅se. 109 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,237 Ha-ha-ha. Don't you tempt me, fucker. 110 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,823 What I need from you is directions. 111 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,456 [GROANING] 112 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,142 Aw, shit. 113 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,695 [BATTERY BEEPING] 114 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,574 Shit. 115 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,039 [GRUNTS] 116 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,631 Damn, dog. You good, 茅se? 117 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,468 Tiger fucking Woods. 118 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,720 Never better. 119 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,513 Greatest day of my fucking life. 120 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:17,065 You couldn't point me in the direction of the Cypress Social Club, could you? 121 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,442 Well, you ain't too far. 122 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,570 Go down Orange for, like, 2 miles, and then you're there, homes. 123 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,072 Oh. 124 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,993 You mind giving me a jump? 125 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,545 Just juice me. 126 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,595 [GRUNTS] 127 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,974 [YELLING] 128 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,053 Anybody know where's the fucking Social Club? 129 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,144 Uh, donde est谩 la Social Club? 130 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,527 Buenos nachos, white boy. 131 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,070 [ALL CHUCKLE] 132 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,659 This is a fucking social club? 133 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,503 - You Johnny Vang? - Uh-uh. 134 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,172 [GRUNTS] 135 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,140 [ALL SCREAMING] 136 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,338 Go. 137 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,885 [WOMAN YELLING] 138 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,763 [IN ENGLISH] 139 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,395 [BOTH SCREAMING] 140 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,070 WOMAN [IN ENGLISH]: 141 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,870 - Get lost, bitch. - Fuck you. 142 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,581 [IN ENGLISH] 143 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,875 - What? - Where's Johnny Vang? 144 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,877 You looking to get your ass killed? 145 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,004 [IN ENGLISH] 146 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,590 - Wrong expression. - You ain't tapping my ass. 147 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,050 [ALL GRUNTING] 148 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,012 There you go, cupcake. 149 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,103 Fucking no balling for me today, thanks. 150 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,939 There goes my ride! 151 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,442 [IN ENGLISH] 152 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,778 What is that? Fucking cunt-onese? 153 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,906 I'd rather stick my dick in a blender. 154 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,116 [IN ENGLISH] 155 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,951 Sticky me. Eh, heh! 156 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,954 Hey! 157 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,957 [IN ENGLISH] 158 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,794 Ha, ha. 159 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,799 [IN ENGLISH] 160 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,219 - Johnny Vang? - Yes. 161 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,470 Where? 162 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,983 Hey, dude, why do you run? 163 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,651 Wait for me! 164 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,988 Get out of the fucking car! 165 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,744 - Out! MAN: Get your own station wagon! 166 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,330 Get the fuck off! 167 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,665 Damn. 168 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,168 Fuck. 169 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,795 You taking it too fast with me. 170 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,757 - Which way? - I want you to take it slow. 171 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,508 Which way? 172 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,179 [IN ENGLISH] 173 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,680 Hey! Hey. 174 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,849 You didn't ask name. 175 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,309 [IN ENGLISH] 176 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,853 Shut up a minute, for fuck's sake. 177 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,147 Where is he? 178 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,192 - Johnny Vang? - Yes. 179 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,154 Motherfucker! 180 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,123 MAN: Baby. 181 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,188 Motherfucking Chelios! 182 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:54,402 [IN CANTONESE] 183 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,362 You like sushi, Chinese man? 184 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,156 [LAUGHING] 185 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,619 [IN CANTONESE] 186 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,207 How the fuck am I supposed to know... 187 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,419 ...what kind of "ese" you is, you slanty-eyed fuck? 188 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,421 Check it out. 189 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,297 Sushi. 190 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,095 [IN CANTONESE] 191 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,687 [SCREAMING] 192 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,442 Hey, Chico. 193 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,777 [IN CANTONESE] 194 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,657 We can make a deal, huh? Mm? 195 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,118 [LAUGHING] 196 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,164 WOMAN: Oh, yeah. 197 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,291 MAN: Come on. Come on. 198 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,960 [BILLY SQUIER'S "THE STROKE" PLAYING] 199 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,135 MAN: My girl. 200 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,390 Eve. 201 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,937 Eve? 202 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,336 MAN: Here, baby. 203 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,425 [MAN GRUNTS AND MUSIC STOPS] 204 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,635 Eve. 205 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,845 Eve? 206 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,810 Chev? 207 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,191 Hey, I need you to take your fucking hands off Lemon now, man. 208 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,443 - Who the fuck are you? - Who the fuck am I? 209 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,029 Who the fuck are you? You know this guy, Lemon? 210 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,031 Lemon. 211 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,784 You were dead. 212 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,035 Uh... 213 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:09,870 I'm... 214 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,164 I'm so confused right now. 215 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,834 - What's that ticking sound? - Yeah, what is that sound? 216 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,378 You're kind of weird, tick-man. It's time for you to go. 217 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,796 [GRUNTS] 218 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,050 - Randy? - Randy? 219 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,010 Come here. 220 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,482 [GROWLING] 221 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,569 [RIA SCREAMING] 222 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,071 [IN ENGLISH] 223 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,075 Not you. Babe, it's... 224 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,368 Who the fuck is that? 225 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,328 Some whore. 226 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,956 - Ugh! - Fuck, no. Fuck. 227 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:57,001 - Look, she's helping me find my heart. - What? 228 00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,336 Go away. Come on, let's go. 229 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,756 Baby. 230 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,258 [IN ENGLISH] 231 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,467 What? 232 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,303 [IN ENGLISH] 233 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,054 [SCREAMING] 234 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,766 Oh, you dozy cunt. 235 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,810 - Baby... - Aah! 236 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,111 No. 237 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,113 We need his ass alive. 238 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,450 Chev Chelios, let's save some bullets, dude. 239 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,619 Put that away. We've all had a drink. 240 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,912 Should I duck? 241 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,747 Yeah. 242 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,249 [ALL SCREAMING] 243 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,557 Shall we bypass the formalities? 244 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:36,767 [COUGHING] 245 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,018 Of course. 246 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,522 Who do you work for, and what the fuck do they want with me? 247 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:42,982 El Hur贸n. 248 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,276 English. Who's the fucking El Huton? 249 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,487 It's The Ferret. 250 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:54,201 He wants you alive, so he can watch you die. 251 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,203 Oh, yeah? 252 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,872 - Why? - I don't know. 253 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,000 Doesn't everybody? 254 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:03,168 Shut up. 255 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,586 [GUN CLICKS] 256 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,797 Ooh, you lucky bastard. 257 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,558 Eve, let's go. 258 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,644 [STAMMERING] Che... Che... 259 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,604 Chev Chelios. 260 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,606 [SIRENS WAILING] 261 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:33,657 Get on the floor now! 262 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,247 Turn around. 263 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,623 [GRUNTING] 264 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,085 [GROANING] 265 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:47,671 OFFICER 1: Oh, it's on now. 266 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:51,425 - No! Stop! Stop! OFFICER 2: Put her down. 267 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,356 Stop it! 268 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,691 No! 269 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,112 [SCREAMS] 270 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,458 [ALL GRUNTING] 271 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,693 [SCREAMING] 272 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,454 Ugh. 273 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,997 Why didn't you call me? 274 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,333 Like fuck I didn't. Didn't you get my message? 275 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,543 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 276 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,962 [STATIC ON ANSWERING MACHINE] 277 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,798 No. Where have you been for the last three months? 278 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,049 I thought you were dead. 279 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,969 I fell a mile out of a helicopter, that's all. True story. 280 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,763 No way. You know what? That's totally possible. 281 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,515 I saw this video on YouTube... 282 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,852 ...where this guy's parachute doesn't open, he falls 14,000 feet... 283 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,145 ...and he lives. 284 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:30,232 Yes, baby, I know it's possible, because I fucking did it! 285 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:32,734 - Quit it. - Since when were you on the Internet? 286 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,028 A lot of things have changed since you died. 287 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,822 I didn't fucking die. 288 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,992 Well, that's besides the point, isn't it? Aah! 289 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,368 CHEV [SHOUTING]: Hey! 290 00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,703 Hey! Aah! 291 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,041 [YELLING] 292 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,921 - Where are we going, Chev? - I don't know. 293 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:56,216 I need to find that slob from the club, the one with the red cooler. 294 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,468 Are you talking about Johnny Vang? 295 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,652 - You know Johnny Vang? - I know his ass. 296 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:18,238 He's got the box with him all the time. 297 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,990 That box, I need it. 298 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:24,703 I can bet on my grandma's coochie he's at the horse track. 299 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:30,042 Dude, you gonna put Johnny Vang on ice? 300 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,921 - Maybe. - That's so fucking sexy. 301 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:38,926 - Fucking dead. - Didn't they cuff you? 302 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,513 Ugh. Damn it. Do me. 303 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,766 STRIPPER: I'll do you. 304 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,769 Ugh! Oof. 305 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,562 Bitch. 306 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:55,400 Atta girl. I gotta call Doc. I need that cell phone. 307 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,278 Why didn't you just say it? I have a cell phone. 308 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,197 Here. 309 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,537 You got a cell phone. 310 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,624 I got you, okay? You gotta work for the things that... 311 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,125 [PHONE RINGS] 312 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,335 Chevy? 313 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,170 CHEV [OVER PHONE]: I lost the belt battery. 314 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:16,880 - How long ago? - Over an hour. 315 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:20,133 Jesus Christ. That's not fucking possible, Chevy. You should be d... 316 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,760 Fuck it. Never mind. Look. 317 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:25,347 It's a wireless system, so any low-level electrical shock to your skin... 318 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,599 ...should juice it at least temporarily. 319 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,768 Hey, Chev? I'm a certified heart surgeon. 320 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,395 Well, I was. 321 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,480 Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's... 322 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,941 ...vaginal rejuvenation procedure. 323 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,401 That's irrelevant right now. 324 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:41,280 The point is, if you can get your heart, I'm sure I can put it back in for you. 325 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:45,409 I'll be in touch when I find that Chinese cocksucker that's got me pump. 326 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:49,496 WOMAN [ON TV]: Bet you even had to choose... 327 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,331 Chinese. 328 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,333 MAN [ON TV]: I just shut down, okay? 329 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,168 I couldn't think. I couldn't feel. 330 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:59,172 Hey, Chocolate? Would you get off your fat ass and get dressed? 331 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,259 Why? 332 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,346 Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch? 333 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,975 WOMAN [ON TV]: You know that I was waiting for those results too? 334 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,937 MAN [ON TV]: I needed perspective. - Oh, you needed? You needed? 335 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:16,815 I think I know who we're dealing with. 336 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,318 ALL [CHANTING]: Hell no, we won't blow. 337 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,570 Hell no, we won't suck. 338 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,905 Hell no, we won't blow. 339 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,992 Hell no, we won't suck. 340 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:33,457 Move! Jesus. Shit. 341 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,709 [HORN HONKS THEN EVE SCREAMS] 342 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:37,044 What the fuck! 343 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:38,545 Shit. 344 00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:41,298 That's right. You're gonna pay me! 345 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:42,716 We want to make a living. 346 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,719 You carry weapons, we carry weapons in our pants. 347 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,220 We're sick and tired of this. 348 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,806 Pay me my fucking wages, motherfuckers. 349 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,683 Dropping loads all over your silly wages! 350 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,060 They need their money. 351 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,895 You want me to fuck this car? 352 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,731 You want me to fuck this car? 353 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,232 [SIREN WAILING] 354 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,485 - Suck my fucking tits. - Get off the car. 355 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,488 I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back. 356 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,240 - Hi. MAN: Give me my money. 357 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,742 RON: We're sick and tired of this. 358 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,536 Just because it's porn doesn't mean we don't wanna do it. 359 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:15,248 This is a weird scene. We've got pissed-off beaver. I'm in pursuit. 360 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,388 [GRUNTS] 361 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,767 - Cunt. - Ha-ha-ha. 362 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:39,940 Sit. Good... 363 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,025 [DEVICE BUZZES AND DOG WHINES] 364 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,695 MAN 1: I'm just making sure. - He's doing what he's supposed to. 365 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,697 Well, he's gotta know who's in charge. 366 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,116 MAN 1: Dude, come on. 367 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,576 - He's gonna eat somebody's baby... - Chill. 368 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,413 - You're gonna get sued. - He's doing what he's supposed to. 369 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,248 Whatever. I wanted a cat. 370 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,874 Fuck. 371 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,211 [DOG BARKING] 372 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:05,132 MAN 1: See? Way better than a cat. MAN 2: Whatever. 373 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,300 Who's this fucking asshole? 374 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,970 You pair of sausage noodles. 375 00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:12,264 How do you sleep at night? 376 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,142 I'm from PETA. This is animal cruelty, you fuckers. 377 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:18,145 - Give that back, you liberal freak. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 378 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,814 - Fucking shame on you two. I tell you. MAN 2: That's $250. 379 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:23,233 - Pair of cunts. Press the button. - Take it back. 380 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,943 - Hit him. - Listen. 381 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,194 [GROANS THEN PASSES GAS] 382 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,071 - Disgusting. - Ah, morning. 383 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:29,906 Mom would be so proud. 384 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,659 - Sorry about that. Give me that thing. - No. 385 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,578 [GROANING] 386 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,663 Yeah, there you go. Go on. Ruff, ruff. 387 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,457 [GROANING] 388 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,667 You don't press that button, you're in the pond. 389 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,920 - I'm pressing it. - Press it! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 390 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,089 Come on, what's the matter? Fucking wake up. 391 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,967 - Make him press the button, you... - Give him the fucking... 392 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:54,097 - What are you, fucking useless? OFFICER: Hey! 393 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,016 Stop right there! 394 00:32:58,852 --> 00:32:59,853 Oh, shit. 395 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:01,897 [YELLING] 396 00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:03,648 See? He lost it. I told you. 397 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,358 [GROWLING AND BARKING] 398 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,531 OFFICER: Get him off! 399 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,786 Will our insurance cover that? 400 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:25,212 - Get down! - Cover your head! 401 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:26,713 OFFICER 3: On the ground! 402 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,381 OFFICER 4: What is around your neck? 403 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,383 [GROWLS] 404 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:33,970 Are you fucking kidding me? 405 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,472 [HORN HONKING] 406 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:41,645 - Kaylo? - Ugh. 407 00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,523 - Get on. OFFICER 2: Down on the ground! 408 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,200 Kaylo, I thought you were dead. 409 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,827 My name's Venus. I'm from Hollywood. 410 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,248 Kaylo was my brother. 411 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:15,178 Brother? No shit. 412 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,639 Hey, what the fuck did you hit me for anyway? 413 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:21,434 I have a condition. FBT, Full Body Tourette's. 414 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,853 I can't control myself. Ugh. Ugh! 415 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,897 - Jesus! Fuck! - Ugh! Ugh! 416 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,275 God! What the...? 417 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:32,112 Motherfuck. 418 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,283 Hey, listen. I'm sorry about your brother. 419 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:38,326 I need to get to the Hollywood Park racetrack... 420 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,620 ...and I mean right the fuck now. 421 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,247 [BOTH GRUNTING] 422 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:48,295 What's the matter, you hurting or something? 423 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,635 - Is that where they're at? - Who? 424 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:59,014 The sucker that killed my brother. You're Chev "the cheese" Chelios? 425 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:02,309 The sickest motherfucker that ever vaporized a motherfucker, right? 426 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,604 - Yeah. That's me. - Yeah. So when you get those suckers... 427 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,731 [GRUNTING] 428 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:10,317 Get a grip of yourself. It's already done. 429 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,485 - Huh? - It's done. 430 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,614 I already took care of the ones that did Kaylo. 431 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:19,075 - But... All of them? - All of them. 432 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,453 D-E-A-D. Brown Bread. 433 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,747 - Right Said Fred? - Simply Red. 434 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,498 I see. 435 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,168 Don't look so gloomy, Elvis. 436 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,795 I can assure you they did not die pleasantly. 437 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,006 No. You don't understand. 438 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,841 It's a matter of honor. 439 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:37,677 It should have been me to avenge my brother's death. 440 00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:40,847 Well, so long, Chelios. 441 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:44,309 My brain hurts. 442 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,772 There is one that I never got to, on account of I could never find him. 443 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,858 - The one that calls himself The Ferret. - El Hur贸n? 444 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:54,069 - You know him? - No. 445 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:57,989 - That means "the ferret" in Spanish. - Right. Yeah, I knew that. 446 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,660 Listen, you want to find the dude that made your brother dead, you find him. 447 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,873 Chev? 448 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,293 Racetrack. 449 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,047 You're here. 450 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,731 [CROWD CHEERING] 451 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,126 [PHONE RINGS] 452 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,335 That you, Chelios? 453 00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:56,339 - I'm running on empty, Doc. - Same here, buddy. 454 00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,758 I'm gonna need to stick my dick in a socket. 455 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:03,096 - I don't recommend that. But friction... - Friction? 456 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,599 Yeah. Skin-on-skin contact creates static electricity. 457 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,017 You're kidding me, right? 458 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:12,605 Dude, the friction of two like objects causes a transfer of electrons. 459 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,774 Science 101, Chevy. 460 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:17,861 Probably ditched that class. I did. 461 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,906 Find someone to rub against. It's gonna help. 462 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,742 Well, it's not gonna hurt. 463 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:31,458 Terrific race. 464 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:35,295 That's a great horse, mate. 465 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,298 What the fuck, man? 466 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,467 - What the fuck? - You did it. 467 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,012 Mate, that was all you. 468 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,317 Yo, man. 469 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,784 Fucking Doc. 470 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:14,292 WOMAN: Hey there, mister. Somebody stop him! Stop him. 471 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:15,502 - Chev. WOMAN: No! 472 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,212 [SCREAMING] 473 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,840 The horse! The horse! 474 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:22,133 WOMAN: Get out of there! 475 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,844 - Aah! Aah! - Please. 476 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,857 Hey. Wait, wait. Chill out. He's just had too many drinks. 477 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,984 I got him. Okay? Go about your business. 478 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,028 GUARD: All right. - Honey, let's go. 479 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,030 - My heart. EVE: Oh, I love you too. 480 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,784 Honey, come on. Over here. 481 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:50,954 Are you okay? 482 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,956 Is it the Chinese poison? 483 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,375 Friction. 484 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:00,505 Doc said friction. 485 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:08,888 Oh! Chev. 486 00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:12,225 Friction. 487 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,229 Friction? 488 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,734 - I'll give you friction. - Unh. 489 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,069 Yeah. 490 00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:26,698 - Babe, what are you doing? - I know how this game works. 491 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,242 - Oh, yeah. It's working, baby. - Okay. 492 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,702 Yeah. Fuck. 493 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,080 Keep going, doll. 494 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:35,415 Rub it, baby. 495 00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,584 - Yeah, rub it. - Fucking good. 496 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,210 Rub it! 497 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,088 Aah! 498 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:44,382 - Oh, my God. It's gross. - Hey! 499 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:45,758 No. 500 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,560 [EVE YELLS AND CROWS GASPS] 501 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,689 Oh, baby. 502 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,570 [CHEERING] 503 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,238 Fuck, it's working, Eve. 504 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,741 Oh, smash it fucking good, babe. Come on. 505 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:15,121 Come on, you motherfucker. 506 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,040 You fucking nailed it, Doc. 507 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,708 You fucking got it, doctor! 508 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,585 - I got it! - Come on, doctor! 509 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,467 [BOTH GRUNTING] 510 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,761 Come on, babe, let's switch. 511 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,476 [CROWD CHEERING] 512 00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:39,896 [EVE SCREAMS] 513 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:44,484 Give the kitty some cream, baby. 514 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:47,779 Give the kitty some more cream. Move your... 515 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,989 - Ugh! - Whoo! 516 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,157 Fucking it! 517 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,001 EVE: I fucking love you. I love you so much. 518 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:39,539 [YELLS] 519 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,503 [LAUGHING] 520 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,217 Eve. 521 00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:52,427 Stop! 522 00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:54,220 [EVE SCREAMING] 523 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:58,349 [BOOING] 524 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,495 JOHNNY: Yo, help us out, man! 525 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,083 Door number 6. 526 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:27,420 Come on, man! 527 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:32,091 [GRUNTING] 528 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,267 Fucking useless. 529 00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:42,810 Yeah? 530 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:46,022 Well, you ain't no Ralph Macchio yourself, Chev! 531 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:00,286 [YELLING] 532 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:02,705 [LAUGHING] 533 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:07,835 [GRUNTS] 534 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,129 Go! 535 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:27,480 Oh, fuck! 536 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:32,401 Did I drop some change, or did I hear a chink? 537 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,570 Oh, my God! 538 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,823 - Fuck you, man! CHEV: Fuck me? 539 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,408 Give me the fucking box! 540 00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:46,749 Fuck you, Chelios! 541 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:04,350 Get in. 542 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:17,488 Ah, Chev Chelios. 543 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,532 - Don motherfucking Kim. - Heh, heh. 544 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:23,035 So you pull my lily-white ass out of the hot grease again. 545 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,791 Please, don't thank me. 546 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:33,004 I don't think I shall. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, Jeeves... 547 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:35,381 ...but your slant-eyed associates have taken something... 548 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,675 ...of extreme value to me. 549 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,552 And I intend to get it back. 550 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,888 You know what you are, Chev Chelios? 551 00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:43,222 Tell me. 552 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:47,560 You are a shit magnet. 553 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,687 [GRUNTING] 554 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:51,564 [SPEAKING IN CANTONESE] 555 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:09,749 Your friend has the gay condition. 556 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,417 [LAUGHS] 557 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:13,920 And now, where were we? 558 00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:17,715 You were about to tell me exactly who's got what I need and why. 559 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:21,177 You may have heard of the name Poon Dong. 560 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:26,933 - Only in dirty limericks. - The patriarch of our organization. 561 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:29,227 Said to be 100 years old. 562 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,897 Considered to be more god than man by the Triad gangs. 563 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:35,191 But several months ago, word had spread out... 564 00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:37,777 ...that Poon Dong had taken gravely ill. 565 00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:41,447 And without a heart transplant, he only had a few days left to live. 566 00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:47,036 [YELLS] 567 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,623 - I see. - Of course, that was unacceptable. 568 00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:52,541 Many would have given their hearts... 569 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,920 ...from their own breasts to save the life of Poon Dong. 570 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,381 But not me. Fuck that. 571 00:45:58,547 --> 00:45:59,590 But many. 572 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,968 Then word spread out that there was a man... 573 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,553 ...who had a heart so powerful that he was capable... 574 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,933 ...of surviving even our most deadliest of poisons. 575 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,065 - The Chinese shit. - Yes. 576 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:18,901 It was you, Chev Chelios. 577 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:23,406 It was your heart that Poon Dong chose to replace his own. 578 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:25,658 One more question. 579 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:29,120 Who the fuck is El Hur贸n, The Ferret? 580 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,455 And how is he involved with all this? 581 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,416 The Ferret? 582 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,130 [GROWLS] 583 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:41,048 Ah. 584 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:44,385 Let's just say our organizations have a history... 585 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:47,138 ...of, uh, conflicting interests. 586 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:49,181 I see. 587 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:52,018 Well, it's mighty white of you to help me out like this. 588 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,602 Now, if you don't mind. 589 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:55,229 DON: Who said I was helping you out? 590 00:46:55,396 --> 00:47:00,192 My reward for returning you to Poon Dong will be great. 591 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:06,282 - So this is how it is. - This is how it is. 592 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:08,326 [ALL GRUNTING] 593 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,646 Chicken and broccoli. 594 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,650 [PANTING] 595 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:27,279 - Dude, are you all right? - Never better. 596 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:37,581 Fish Halman here, bringing you breaking on-the-scenes coverage... 597 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,042 ...of an explosion of mayhem, and lewd behavior... 598 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:42,128 ...that has swept the Long Beach area. 599 00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:44,964 Our viewers may remember a similar series of incidents... 600 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,966 ...which took place three months back... 601 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:49,718 ...involving this unidentified man. 602 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:52,096 Police are now confirming that today's events... 603 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,391 ...are the work of that very same psychotic deviant. 604 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:58,561 Ted Garcia is standing by in Hollywood Park with a live report. 605 00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:00,521 - Take it away, Ted. - Thanks, Fish. 606 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:02,606 I'm standing here with a group of people... 607 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,443 Families, seniors, and degenerate gamblers. 608 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:09,029 ...that are shocked and traumatized by what they've witnessed here today... 609 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:12,199 ...when what started as a sunny, Southern California afternoon... 610 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:17,246 ...at the races turned, without warning, into a public, open-air porno. 611 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:18,914 Did you say porno, Ted? 612 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,291 Straight up, Fish. 613 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,210 I'd like you to meet Glenda Lansing of Hawaiian Gardens. 614 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:26,797 Glenda says she had an all-too- up-close-and-personal encounter... 615 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:30,593 ...with the suspect just moments before the shocking incident occurred. 616 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:34,597 That bastard had his filthy hands all over me. 617 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:36,640 Can you describe exactly what happened? 618 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:40,102 I never saw a bastard who wanted it so bad. 619 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:43,856 He put his filthy hands on every part of me. 620 00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:46,901 Okay, that's a little too much information for this broadcast. 621 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,069 Can you describe the man that assaulted you? 622 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,655 He looked like that fella from the movies. 623 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,699 Ha, ha. The Tea Bag. 624 00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:55,159 Tea Bag? 625 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,370 You know, the Trainspotted fella? 626 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:01,040 - Built like a brick shit house. - All right, ma'am. 627 00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:04,168 You know that kind of language is not gonna fly on TV. 628 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,545 Oh. That son of a bitch. 629 00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:10,007 He treated me like his hot little whore. 630 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,385 HUR脫N: Explain to me... 631 00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:18,641 ...how you let this motherfucker get away. 632 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:22,561 He just, uh, went buck wild and killed everybody. 633 00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:23,979 But not you. 634 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:26,565 I just got lucky, eh? 635 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:29,109 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 636 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:31,403 You know the drill, bitch. 637 00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:41,372 Do it. 638 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:49,922 [YELLS IN SPANISH] 639 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,590 Do it! 640 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,344 [GROANING] 641 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:10,526 Now the other one. 642 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,371 [GROANING] 643 00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,839 [LAUGHING] 644 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,388 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 645 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:41,473 You got yourself another chance. 646 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,476 I don't think you'll fuck it up next time. 647 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:47,688 Now go get yourself a Band-Aid. 648 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:50,107 And go get me fucking Chelios, cabr贸n! 649 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,986 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 650 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:11,629 That's the last time. The last time that son of a bitch... 651 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,757 ...leaves me with my ass in the wind in front of 8,000 people! 652 00:52:14,923 --> 00:52:16,508 [SIREN WAILING] 653 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:20,137 - Oh, Lemon. Hey, hey, hey! - Aah! Randy? 654 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,639 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 655 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,182 It's about the dude. 656 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:24,350 What dude? 657 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:26,018 - The asshole. - What about him? 658 00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:29,438 He's on every channel. The guy's a fucking psycho killer, baby. 659 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:33,192 Every cop in this city's looking for him, not to mention the fucking beaners. 660 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:35,027 - The fucking Orientals. - So? 661 00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:37,696 So? So? So the heat's on the street... 662 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,615 ...and that dude's playing for keeps, baby. 663 00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:42,034 I have no idea what the hell you just said. 664 00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,203 - Look. Lemon. Lemon, look. - What? 665 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:47,915 I know we've all been down our dark roads in the past, okay, babe? 666 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:52,503 I need my hair did, my nails did. You ain't gave me no money. 667 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,338 Where you been at, Randy? 668 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,465 If I ever catch you with another bitch... 669 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,884 Well, you do got a big-ass dick for a white boy. 670 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:01,970 [SHUDDERS] 671 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:05,516 Anyway, look, the point is, you're my lady now, all right? 672 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:08,394 I don't think it's safe for you to be out there with that... 673 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,563 - That sick fuck running wild right now. - Ha, ha. 674 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,399 - You can say that again. - Look, look. 675 00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,859 Hey. Listen to me. Here's what I think we should do. 676 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,821 - What, Randy? - All right, I say we go to the fuzz. 677 00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:20,739 We tell them everything. We come clean. 678 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:22,783 - What? - The fuzz, all right? 679 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:26,245 I mean, I'd kill this guy myself, but I got two strikes against me. 680 00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:28,372 - Let go of me. - Look, baby. 681 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:31,917 All right? I'm trying to be cool to you, but I will drop the hammer. 682 00:53:32,084 --> 00:53:34,086 You want me to drop the hammer, baby? 683 00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:36,797 [GRUNTING] 684 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:44,680 I'm in no mood today, Randy! 685 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:49,852 Lemon! 686 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,403 [SIREN WAILING] 687 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,450 OFFICER: Freeze! 688 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:05,659 Hey! 689 00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:07,453 Now, spread it. 690 00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,789 All right, let's go. 691 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,960 Against the car. 692 00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:39,860 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 693 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,321 Don't leave no skid marks, nigga. 694 00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:45,532 Ride that shit, big sexy! 695 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:46,742 [PHONE RINGING] 696 00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:47,993 Put your arm up, son. 697 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,953 Eight seconds, nigga! Yeah. 698 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,997 Oh, my God. 699 00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:53,665 - Hello. - Orlando? 700 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:56,585 Venus! What is up, my man? 701 00:54:56,752 --> 00:54:59,004 Where you been, man? I ain't seen your ass since... 702 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:02,758 We was all of us broken up about what happened to your brother. You okay? 703 00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:04,927 - Orlando, I need your help. - Venus, come on. 704 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:06,678 You my nigga. Can't get no bigger. 705 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:09,223 L.A. Underground, we're like a family, man. 706 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,642 We a freak-ass family, but we family, all right? 707 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:15,604 - We look out for our own. What? - I'm looking for a man called The Ferret. 708 00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,815 El Hur贸n. 709 00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:19,900 Oh, shit. 710 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,568 Ferret? 711 00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:27,658 [MOANING] 712 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:30,202 Oh, great. 713 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:36,291 - Hydrated, man! Keep him hydrated! - Step on it! 714 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,710 - Hold it in. Hold it in. Hold it in. - Ha-ha-ha. 715 00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,005 Fuck. 716 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:43,882 This is an ambulance, you fuckhead! 717 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:48,053 PARAMEDIC: Keep hydrating those organs! 718 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,721 - Hold it in! - Jesus. 719 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,723 What are you doing? This is an ambulance! 720 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:55,561 Right, motherfucker. I'm aware of that. I'm in need of emergency services. 721 00:55:55,727 --> 00:55:58,146 Yeah, we have got a guy in the back of the ambulance! 722 00:55:58,313 --> 00:55:59,690 Get him out of here, man. 723 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,985 - That's one of Don Kim's blokes. - This man is in critical condition. 724 00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:04,862 - Get out of here. - I'm aware of that. 725 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:06,613 I'm the fucker that put him there. 726 00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:08,866 - Now... - Okay, he's got a gun! 727 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:10,909 - You're my physician. - Okay. 728 00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:14,079 I'm in need of an external lithium battery belt... 729 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:17,416 ...for an Avicor Total Artificial Heart. 730 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:20,252 - Might you have such a thing? - We're gonna lose it, Bronc. 731 00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:23,922 - Please, look, this guy is fucking dying. - Don't worry about him. 732 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,924 He's not gonna make it. 733 00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:30,804 - Now, about my battery. - Yeah, uh, you said the Avicor TAH. 734 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:32,681 Yeah, we got it. But why? 735 00:56:37,102 --> 00:56:38,604 - Holy shit. - Chop, chop. 736 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,772 Okay. 737 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,859 [GROANING] 738 00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:47,070 PARAMEDIC: He's fucking dead, man. - Do you mind? 739 00:56:53,785 --> 00:56:55,662 - You ready for this shit? - Do it then. 740 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:57,039 Turn the fucking thing on. 741 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:07,049 Feels like, uh, crack. 742 00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:08,258 Yeah, but better. 743 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:11,303 You know, those things aren't designed for strenuous activity. 744 00:57:11,470 --> 00:57:13,430 Tell me about it. 745 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:22,272 - Stop the fucking ambulance! - Dude, we got to go to the hospital. 746 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,774 Fuck! 747 00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:35,911 Bing fucking Crosby. 748 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:42,042 WOMAN [ON TV]: Breathe out. Raise your buttocks upward... 749 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:43,251 [PHONE RINGING] 750 00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:44,795 Come on, down with that doggie. 751 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,838 Down dog... 752 00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:48,757 - Hello. CHEV: Doc, I'm close. 753 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:50,759 So am I. Chev, can this wait a second? 754 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:53,762 I think I've found that motherfucker that's got my organ. 755 00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:57,432 I think I got the skinny on that Triad geezer from my girls on the street. 756 00:57:57,599 --> 00:58:00,018 Old news. I'll get back to you when I have the tart. 757 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:02,020 Chevy, wait! 758 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:11,530 Chev Chelios! Aah! 759 00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:15,701 [SCREAMING] 760 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,544 Fucking clowns. 761 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:55,240 Cunt! 762 00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:00,287 It's completely normal to be freaked out... 763 00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:02,247 ...when someone has a gun at your head. 764 00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:05,167 - I would have shit myself. - I still have nightmares. 765 00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:07,169 PSYCHIATRIST: Everybody has nightmares. 766 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:10,380 The point is, by coming here and talking with me... 767 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:15,093 ...you made a choice to confront your issues and lick them. 768 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,262 I can't even leave my fucking apartment. I... 769 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:21,600 Every time I go up to leave the door, I see the guy with the gun. 770 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,852 - I'm having a really bad day. - Oh, shit. 771 00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:26,813 Tell me you got epinephrine in this fucking cart. 772 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,982 PSYCHIATRIST: Think about it like this, Engleson. 773 00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:32,694 Today is the first day of the rest of your life. 774 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,113 You gotta go out and enjoy it. 775 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,784 Knock back a couple of beers, hit a titty bar. 776 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:42,454 - Uh... Excuse me? - Have some smelly snatch rubbed... 777 00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:44,873 ...in your face. You gotta get out there, man. 778 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,501 - Yeah. I've gotta do it. - Mm. 779 00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:49,294 I'm gonna go and tackle the world. 780 00:59:49,461 --> 00:59:51,296 No, don't tackle the world. 781 00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:53,882 Tackle a fucking whore. Get your dick wet. 782 00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:57,260 - Yeah. - Dip your wick into life a little bit. 783 00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,097 - Have some fun. - Yeah. Ha, ha. 784 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,475 I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna floss my teeth with some pubes. 785 01:00:03,642 --> 01:00:05,769 - Oh, now you're on it. - Thanks, doctor. 786 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:08,271 - Oh, my pleasure. - No, no, no. 787 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,649 The pleasure's all mine. 788 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:12,359 I'm done with fear. 789 01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:14,736 My life begins today. 790 01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:24,204 [GUN CLICKING] 791 01:00:25,831 --> 01:00:27,749 Fuck! 792 01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:21,178 Whoo! 793 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,346 Ha-ha-ha. Whoo. 794 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:31,688 [YELLING] 795 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:33,792 [LAUGHING] 796 01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:56,564 Hey, maybe we better call 911. 797 01:02:57,315 --> 01:02:59,985 [GRUNTING] 798 01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:07,325 Where's my box? 799 01:03:08,827 --> 01:03:10,453 [SCREAMING] 800 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:29,180 Five more like that, and your brains will be strawberry jelly. 801 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:32,267 You can't look in that box! 802 01:03:32,434 --> 01:03:34,853 The key and the fucking combo. 803 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,354 JOHNNY: No! 804 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:37,939 - Do it. - Unh! 805 01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,154 [GROANING] 806 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:48,700 That's better. 807 01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:54,164 [YELLS] 808 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,502 This isn't my fucking pumper! 809 01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,132 What is that? 810 01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,386 What kind of sick freak carries something like this around in a box? 811 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:13,350 I am shocked to my fucking core. 812 01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:16,227 You've got some deep problems, motherfucker. 813 01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:21,149 What the fuck is that? 814 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:33,370 [PHONE RINGING] 815 01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:36,081 Fucking gotta come back and fucking gotta find out... 816 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,582 ...what the fuck is this? 817 01:04:37,749 --> 01:04:39,584 What the fuck is...? 818 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,337 - Hello. CHEV [OVER PHONE]: Doc. 819 01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:45,924 When you hung up on me, I was trying to fucking tell you something. 820 01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:47,926 Your heart was transplanted three weeks ago... 821 01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:49,761 ...into that Shaolin motherfucker. 822 01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:52,931 - Fucking great. Now what? DOC: I'm on it. 823 01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:55,350 Poon Dong is still in L.A. And if I'm right... 824 01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:58,269 ...he's got what you need in pristine, working condition... 825 01:04:58,436 --> 01:04:59,729 ...beating inside his chest. 826 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:02,440 - Good. Where do I find him? - Don't worry about it. 827 01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:03,942 I got people on the street. 828 01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:22,919 Good luck with that, Doc. I'll try it my way. 829 01:05:23,962 --> 01:05:25,422 Come here, you. 830 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:26,965 Up you get. 831 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:31,761 Okay, darling, one last dance. 832 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,555 Where's the fucking old man? 833 01:05:33,721 --> 01:05:34,806 [YELLS] 834 01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:47,485 [GRUNTS] 835 01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:49,320 What old man? 836 01:05:56,786 --> 01:06:00,665 Hey. Hey. I got 5 dollars that says you blow me for 20 bucks. 837 01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:11,676 Oh, stop. Stop right here. Stop right here. 838 01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:13,261 Hey, baby. 839 01:06:13,428 --> 01:06:14,846 Hey. 840 01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:18,558 - Hey, baby. How you doing? - I'm doing okay, baby. 841 01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:19,934 - Yeah? - How you doing? 842 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:21,352 What you need? 843 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,689 You know what I need. 844 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:28,693 Come on. Come on, Daddy. 845 01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:36,201 Fuck you, Chelios. 846 01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:40,288 [MEN SPEAKING ON-SCREEN TEXT] 847 01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:59,015 Tell me what he's like when he's at home. 848 01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:01,518 When he's home, he's like a ghost. 849 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:04,562 He just plays those video games all day, all night. 850 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,898 - Video games? - All day. 851 01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:08,233 And you let him do that? 852 01:07:08,399 --> 01:07:09,400 [AUDIENCE MUTTERING] 853 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:13,321 I mean, you did buy the games for him, yeah? 854 01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:14,781 Of course. 855 01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:16,866 Why should I deny my son? 856 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,953 - How are you today, Chev? - I'm golden, sir. 857 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:23,915 Your mom tells me that you've been getting into quite a bit of trouble. 858 01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:26,167 - Is that true? - Yes, sir. 859 01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:29,504 - Regretfully, that's true. LUKE: What kind of trouble? 860 01:07:30,088 --> 01:07:34,050 Fighting, talking back, pinching. 861 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:35,426 Pinching what? 862 01:07:35,593 --> 01:07:39,430 Televisions, stereo components, books from the library. 863 01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,933 - That's not all. CHEV: No, sir. 864 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:45,061 Also a till from a restaurant and one car. 865 01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,564 - A toy car? - No, sir. 866 01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:49,232 A BMW Z1. 867 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,276 [AUDIENCE BOOS AND LUKE LAUGHS] 868 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:52,860 Hey, sit. 869 01:07:53,027 --> 01:07:55,029 People, people, all right. 870 01:07:55,196 --> 01:07:58,575 I hear you've been having quite a bit of trouble at school too. 871 01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:05,415 Chelios. 872 01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:09,919 [YELLING] 873 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,089 Nothing I can't handle, sir. 874 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:16,050 - I have a lot of piss and vinegar. - He's hyperactive. 875 01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:17,260 Oh, shit, Mom. 876 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,554 You want to watch your dirty little mouth, son. 877 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:21,889 - We tried giving him Ritalin, but... - Chev? 878 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:23,808 I sold it. 879 01:08:23,975 --> 01:08:26,436 With all this energy, you've never thought about... 880 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,605 ...I don't know, trying out for sports? 881 01:08:41,743 --> 01:08:44,829 - I like to run. - Chev, where's Dad? 882 01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:48,541 I never met the wanker. He died before I was born. 883 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:53,171 What do you think he'd say if he saw you acting out like this? 884 01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:54,422 Don't know, sir. 885 01:08:54,589 --> 01:08:58,009 If he were here now, and he asked you: 886 01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:01,179 "Why the bloody hell do you do the things you do, son?" 887 01:09:01,346 --> 01:09:04,182 - What would you tell him? - Don't know, sir. 888 01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:06,684 - Bored, I guess. - Bored, he guesses. 889 01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:08,853 - Bored? Bored? - Shut up. 890 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,813 LUKE: We're gonna take a short break now. 891 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:14,525 And when we return, we are gonna find out... 892 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:19,364 ...what makes you tick, little man. 893 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:28,164 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 894 01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:53,731 VENUS: Hey. 895 01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:56,234 You okay? Wake up. 896 01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:58,069 Wake up. 897 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:01,364 [SCREAMING] 898 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,327 [GRUNTING] 899 01:10:14,335 --> 01:10:15,378 [IN ENGLISH] 900 01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:18,089 - Ah, ha! - Ria, baby. 901 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:20,216 What happened to you? 902 01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:22,051 [IN ENGLISH] 903 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,098 - What are you doing out here? - Oh. 904 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:29,684 [IN ENGLISH] 905 01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:32,520 [SCREAMING] 906 01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:35,022 What you out here for? 907 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:38,359 I'm looking for the man that killed my brother. 908 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:40,278 [IN ENGLISH] 909 01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:44,198 Yeah. 910 01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:56,711 I have to go. 911 01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:59,589 I might not come back. 912 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:01,632 Give the girls kisses and hugs from me. 913 01:11:01,799 --> 01:11:05,261 I kiss and hug all the pussy. You go kill cocksucker. 914 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:11,559 [IN ENGLISH] 915 01:11:20,026 --> 01:11:21,861 MAN: Some boyfriend you got there, Ms. Lydon. 916 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:24,322 He lied to you for six months regarding his work? 917 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:28,826 Which I guess wouldn't be such a big deal if he wasn't a hired killer. 918 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:31,704 He made you a target for the South American mob... 919 01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:34,332 ...for kidnapping, torture, or worse. 920 01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:37,126 He sexually humiliated you in front of what... 921 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,086 ...I don't know, half of Los Angeles? 922 01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:40,838 Twice. 923 01:11:41,005 --> 01:11:44,175 Twice. And then left you there to take the rap? 924 01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:46,803 And now you can add an arrest and a police record... 925 01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:50,431 ...to a list of wonderful things Mr. Chelios has brought to your life. 926 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:53,810 Help me out here, sweetheart, okay? 927 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:58,064 Because... Because I'm a little bit confused. 928 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:04,779 Why the fuck do you continue to protect this asshole? 929 01:12:07,198 --> 01:12:09,951 That's a dicky question. 930 01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:13,204 Besides, I don't know who you're talking about. 931 01:12:13,371 --> 01:12:14,705 [CHUCKLES] 932 01:12:14,872 --> 01:12:18,543 I mean, I'd like to see you fall out of a helicopter and live. 933 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:20,670 - What? - Hmm? 934 01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:38,062 It looks like you made bail. 935 01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:40,731 - Great. Can I have my stuff back? - Yeah. 936 01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:43,359 Yeah. Just a... Just one little piece of advice. 937 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:48,030 Wake the fuck up and smell what's burning. 938 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,742 [SNIFFS] 939 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,665 [SCREAMING] 940 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:30,781 Fuck. 941 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:40,875 Hola, Chev. 942 01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:45,588 I take it you're the greasy fucker that's been hunting me all day. 943 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:46,797 The Ferret. 944 01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:49,175 Some people know me by this fucking name. 945 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:53,387 And many men have died cursing the name of El Hur贸n... 946 01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:55,431 ...as they choked on their own blood... 947 01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:57,975 - ...and the blood of their families. - Colorful geezer. 948 01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:59,936 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 949 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:03,189 I was born with another name. 950 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,650 The name of my father. 951 01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:07,902 [IN SPANISH] 952 01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:10,237 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell. 953 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,492 And my father's father's. 954 01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:16,118 We're all very sad. 955 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,454 And the name... 956 01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:21,248 ...that I share... 957 01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:23,751 ...with my two brothers... 958 01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:26,045 ...Alejandro... 959 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:31,926 ...Ricardo... 960 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:39,600 Verona. 961 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:41,769 [LAUGHS] 962 01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:45,982 Oh, I can tell, while I dig, dig, dig... 963 01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:50,861 ...that you had no idea that there was a third brother. 964 01:14:51,028 --> 01:14:54,573 Nope. That fact escaped me. 965 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:57,868 What I assure you of, is I would have made it a fucking hat trick. 966 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:00,496 I got a trick or three for you, cabr贸n. 967 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:04,542 I'm gonna make you wish that you was never a man. 968 01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:06,794 If you want to kill me, you get on with it. 969 01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:09,588 What's the rush, Chelios? Ha-ha-ha. 970 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:13,926 I know someone who's going to love to watch this. 971 01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:34,822 [GRUNTS] 972 01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:45,750 You. 973 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:48,919 COMPUTER VOICE: 974 01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:03,768 [PHONE RINGS] 975 01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:07,855 - You got the donor? - Like you got a boner. Heh. 976 01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:09,857 - Hey, baby. - Heh, heh. 977 01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:12,318 You always say you want to be more spontaneous. 978 01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:14,779 Uh-uh, cowboy. 979 01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:16,989 - We gonna go back to my place. - Ooh. 980 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,949 - Yeah. - That sounds good. 981 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:23,412 HUR脫N: Carlo never wanted my money, Chelios. 982 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,581 He was too stubborn. 983 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:28,042 Wanted to make his own way. 984 01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:32,713 Now I think he likes what my money can buy. 985 01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:36,300 The technology to keep his brain alive. 986 01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:38,302 Not forever. 987 01:16:38,469 --> 01:16:41,222 But long enough to watch you die. 988 01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:42,640 [GROANING] 989 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,768 [YELLING IN SPANISH] 990 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:07,289 Yo, Ferret. This ain't Roots, man. 991 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,166 Yeah? 992 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:11,168 VENUS: Hey, cabr贸n. 993 01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:16,173 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 994 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:19,009 You killed my brother, motherfucker. Prepare to die. 995 01:17:51,542 --> 01:17:53,002 Fuck you, Chelios. 996 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:57,381 [YELLS] 997 01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:18,736 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 998 01:18:39,256 --> 01:18:40,799 [ALL GRUNTING] 999 01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:52,770 This way, sugar. 1000 01:18:58,025 --> 01:19:01,862 Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch." 1001 01:19:03,948 --> 01:19:05,783 Uh-oh. 1002 01:19:18,796 --> 01:19:20,965 Hello, Ricky. 1003 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,511 Why do we go on like this, Ricky? 1004 01:19:25,678 --> 01:19:27,346 Hurting each other. 1005 01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:29,306 COMPUTER VOICE: 1006 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:30,975 Water? 1007 01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:33,435 Did you say water? 1008 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,438 COMPUTER VOICE: 1009 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,609 H2O? 1010 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,319 Coming right up. 1011 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:51,620 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1012 01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:06,260 [LAUGHING] 1013 01:20:06,427 --> 01:20:08,178 [GRUNTING] 1014 01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:37,184 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1015 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:47,611 [YELLING] 1016 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:05,546 Chev Chelios. Chev. 1017 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:07,464 [SCREAMS] 1018 01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:18,642 RIA: Chev Chelios. Chev. 1019 01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:20,144 Chev. 1020 01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:22,479 Chev. Chev! 1021 01:22:22,646 --> 01:22:24,606 [SCREAMS] 1022 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:57,764 [YELLING] 1023 01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:18,971 DOC: Cut the battery. 1024 01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,889 Battery's out. 1025 01:25:01,221 --> 01:25:02,556 DOC: Paddles. Give me the paddles. 1026 01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:03,807 EVE: What's going on? 1027 01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:09,813 Chevy? Clear! 1028 01:25:12,899 --> 01:25:14,735 Fuck! 1029 01:25:16,903 --> 01:25:21,074 DOC: Shit! EVE: No! God! No. 1030 01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:18,882 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1031 01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:20,926 What the fuck? 1032 01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:24,054 - Ha-ha-ha. - Jesus. 1033 01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:28,809 It's so hard to keep a straight face. 1034 01:26:28,975 --> 01:26:30,227 Sorry, Ches. 1035 01:27:17,441 --> 01:27:19,109 MAN 1: Stay on the marker! 1036 01:27:19,276 --> 01:27:21,111 MAN 2: Let's go. MAN 1: Body parts ready? 1037 01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:24,072 MAN 3: Yes. MAN 1: All right. 1038 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,282 Here we go! 1039 01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:27,200 - And... You set there? MAN 2: Ready? 1040 01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,911 And action, Mike! 1041 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:35,000 Andrew! 1042 01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:49,306 Go! Go, Lance! Run, Lance! Ha-ha-ha. 1043 01:28:15,457 --> 01:28:16,541 MAN: Action, Manny! 1044 01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:19,252 Dropping loads all over your silly wages! 1045 01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:21,046 You think these muscles are free? 1046 01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:23,215 You think this cock's for free? 1047 01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:26,510 No way! No scabs, no crabs! 1048 01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:28,845 No scabs, no crabs! 1049 01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:31,348 I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back! 1050 01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:33,934 I'm gonna bang your prisoner! 1051 01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:37,270 Dropping loads all over your prisoner! 1052 01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:39,981 MAN: Look at Jason and say it. 1053 01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:42,359 Dropping loads all over your prisoner! 1054 01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:45,362 Dropping loads all over your silly wages! 1055 01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:47,656 Yeah! Yeah! 1056 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,491 Fuck you! 1057 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,931 I take it you're the faggot that's been hunting me all day? 1058 01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:56,099 MAN: No. 1059 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:57,809 The faggot. 1060 01:29:57,976 --> 01:29:59,603 The faggot. Oh, sorry. The Ferret. 1061 01:30:57,661 --> 01:31:00,580 No dough, no blow! No dough, no blow! 1062 01:31:00,747 --> 01:31:03,083 Dicks like this don't come for free! 1063 01:31:03,249 --> 01:31:05,502 Huh? Lips like this don't come for free. 1064 01:31:05,669 --> 01:31:07,837 - That's what I meant to say. MAN: Ha-ha-ha. 1065 01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:11,174 WOMAN: I meant lips like this don't come for free. 1066 01:31:11,341 --> 01:31:12,717 MAN: All right, keep going. 1067 01:32:11,026 --> 01:32:13,403 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1068 01:32:14,237 --> 01:32:16,281 - Oh, a horse. - Aah! Ha-ha-ha. 1069 01:32:16,781 --> 01:32:18,283 What? 1070 01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:23,413 - I never had it that way before. - Ha-ha-ha. 1071 01:33:14,839 --> 01:33:16,841 - Let us kiss for a second. MAN: Okay. 1072 01:33:17,008 --> 01:33:18,885 Yeah. 1073 01:33:19,052 --> 01:33:22,305 And here we go. And action! 1074 01:34:02,595 --> 01:34:05,765 MAN: Water. 1075 01:34:05,932 --> 01:34:07,767 Fuck, you need a few mints. 1076 01:34:07,934 --> 01:34:09,686 [MAN LAUGHING] 1077 01:35:01,196 --> 01:35:02,906 [YELLING] 1078 01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:07,160 MAN 1: Holy shit. MAN 2: Unbelievable. 1079 01:35:07,327 --> 01:35:10,538 - Yeah. MAN 1: Holy shit. Fuck. 1080 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,540 That was fucking awesome. 1081 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:14,959 - Let's cradle the balls on that. MAN 3: Good job, buddy. 1082 01:35:15,126 --> 01:35:16,961 - I'm sure we got it. - You good? 1083 01:35:17,128 --> 01:35:18,379 - Yeah. MAN 2: Good job, brother. 1084 01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,423 - You okay? - Yeah. 1085 01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:22,717 - Fuck, that was hot. - Ha-ha-ha. 75923

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