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They send me to Italy,
I come here.
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I should...
You know what I should be doing?
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I should be making love
to beautiful Italian models.
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But no,
they got me in this bozo van with Itchy and Scratchy
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who think goddamn Rocky
was a damn documentary.
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You espresso-drinking ass,
Paco Rabanne-smelling motherfucker.
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Paco Rabanne
is a Spanish cologne, asshole.
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I only use Versace.
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Well, you sure
put a lot of it on.
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Well, the ladies,
they like it.
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Oh! Shit! She is...
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They make them like that
out here?
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Goddamn!
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Is that our guy
sucking on her neck?
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Still verifying a positive ID.
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I can't believe
they made a movie about you.
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You call that a movie?
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I tried to find it on the Netflix,
but then I had to download it off The Pirate Bay.
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You know that's illegal, right?
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I can take you in for that.
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Hey, guys...
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I've got a copy of the old
Beats and Rhymes magazine
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the movie was based on.
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Ha!
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"Jack Carter and Archie Moses."
Back in the day.
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So, did the criminal you were setting up really shoot you in the head?
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Archie Moses? Yeah.
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I got the bullet
and the pain pills to prove it.
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God, so you were younger
back then.
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Fuck you.
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What happened to the guy
who shot you in the head?
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Last time I saw him,
I was walking him into jail.
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Haven't seen him since.
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I think he's living
off the grid now.
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So, what's it like
to get shot in the head?
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Take a hammer one day when you're just,
you know, not doing anything,
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and then you start
slapping your nuts.
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- With a hammer?
- Bah!
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Just slap your nuts.
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Kind of like that.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
Positive ID verified. We're a go.
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Be cool. Be cool.
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Act black.
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What?
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Act black.
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- Black cool.
- Like Samuel L. Jackson.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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¶ I made the devil run ¶
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¶ I gave him poisonJust for fun ¶
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¶ I had one friendNow there's none ¶
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¶ I made the devil run ¶
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¶ I broke so many bones But none of them Were ever my own ¶
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¶ They were an army I was alone I broke so many bones ¶
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Van den Berg.
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- I know you?
- You know me now, bitch.
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Jack Carter, DEA.
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I've got a nice, free Uber ride
back to the States for you.
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Yeah? You're taking me
on an Uber ride?
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Get the fuck out of here, man.
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Get the fuck--
You get the fuck out of here.
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You get the fuck out...
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You thinkyou're busting me tonight?
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- Do I think I'm bust--- You think you're busting me?
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Do I think I'm reallybusting your ass?
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Just get rid of him, man.
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- He gonna take care of me?
- Just take care of him.
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I be light work?
I be light work?
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Oh! Let me get ready.
If we gonna fight, let me get ready.
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And go!
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¶ I'm bad, I'm badAs bad can be ¶
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¶ Oh, so, so bad ¶
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¶ I'm badI'm bad as bad can be ¶
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I'm glad you're back, Carter.
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Hey, you know what?
That was a tremendous hit in Rome.
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But tell me something.
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Is it true that
you dropped your sidearm
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and it discharged
into the bodyguard's foot?
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Fuck!
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He fired on me first.
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Oh, oh!
And then you head-butted him,
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even though you got
a metal plate in your head.
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- It's my signature move.
- Oh! So you wanted to, what, smash his face like a melon?
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Are you going through
some big-time burnout, Carter?
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Is your shit starting to slide?
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Is that bullet in your brain
giving you permanent heartburn?
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- I'm good to go. I'm good.
- Oh, you good?
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Well, good, bueno,
because you are a go.
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South Africa. Cape Town.
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Leaving on a plane tonight
for the mother city.
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- For what?
- Schmidt Syndicate.
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Word is that Mexican cartel out of Juárez
has been searching for a new source.
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I want you to put the Mexicans
into business with the Syndicate
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and then we can nail them all!
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That's a long way to go
for that small crew.
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The Schmidt Syndicate
is running X,
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liquid MDMA, Taliban White,
the globe over.
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There's one fella that the Mexicans have heard of,
but never met.
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Now, you could assume his identity and slip right on in.
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Who?
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Yeah!
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Fuck no!
Fuck yeah!
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Fuck no!
Fuck yeah!
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Fuck no!
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Moses spent some time
in a Mexican jail.
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His cell mate was a cartel lieutenant named Alejandro Velasquez.
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They became extremely close.
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Come on, man, I love you.
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Until someone decided to relieve
Alejandro's body of his head.
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Now, there is one other way.
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We drag Moses out of retirement and we put him back into the game.
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I wouldn't even know
where to find him.
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- He's in Cape Town.
- What the fuck's he doing in Cape Town?
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When you get down there,
you can ask him.
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It's your call.
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Put Moses back into play,
or go it alone.
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Archie Moses.
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What kind of name is Archie
for a black guy?
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What's your name, son?
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It's Little Dig.
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Little Dig.
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It's 'cause my sister's name
is Big Dig, okay?
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Listen, Little Dig. I don't know you,
you don't know me, so park your fucking tongue.
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Where the fuck
are these Mexicans?
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Chill. They'll be here.
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One thing's for sure,
we do this thing right,
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and it's all blue water
and bungalows from now on.
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I'm talking private air strip,
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and a plantation house
that'll blow your tits off!
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What's it called again,
Little Dig?
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- Fuck You Island!
- Yeah, Fuck You Island.
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- And it's all Schmidt land now!
- Yeah.
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You've come along
at a grand time.
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Big moves afoot, boet.
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You know, Spyderman, personally,
I'd love to see the American in action,
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see how tough he gets
when things get fresh.
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'Cause honestly, I smell a puss.
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Anyone in the mood
for some Mexican?
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Let's go get ourselves
some burritos.
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¶ Para bailar La Bamba ¶
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Hola, hola, hola, hola, amigos!
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¿Qué pasó?
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Welcome. Thanks for the meet.
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My name's Spyder,
Spyder Schmidt.
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Who the fuck is this?
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I'm the boogeyman.
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I set up this day party.
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Archie Moses?
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¡Orale! Alejandro told me
stories about you.
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Wait a second.
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I thought Alejandro told us Archie Moses was a fucking gringo!
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What the fuck!
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- Why the fuck aren't you white, boet?
- What?
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Not a fucking gringo.
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- A fucking Negro.- Negro.
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- Negro.
- Fucking Negro, boet.
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- Whatever you said.
- I don't know.
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If you're Archie Moses,
there's only one way to find out.
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Like I said,
he told me stories about you.
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I was his right hand.
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Alejandro had many right hands.
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Many left hands.
He was like a fucking octopus.
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Twenty left hands,
20 right hands.
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He told me you were
the biggest pussy he ever met.
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Oh!
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Said he had to take you
under his wing
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before the other vatos in the joint turned your bitch-ass out.
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Figured... the crying
would fuck up his sleep.
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Yes.
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Whoa!
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I have to tell you, boet.
You had me fooled, Archie, huh?
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Thought I was gonna hit you,
boet, huh?
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- Happy?
- I'm happy, boetie. I'm happy.
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I'm all fucking Popsicles
and beer right now,
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so come, let's make a deal.
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We're looking to open up
a pipeline to the fine Taliban--
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Yeah, yeah. Before we get there,
let's talk bank cards.
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Old Archie here tells me
that you all talked it up.
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- Gift cards.
- Aye, gift cards.
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And like I told him on the phone,
I'm gonna break you off a side deal,
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- as a first-time bonus.
- Aw, shit, man.
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That's some real
warm-hearted shit, so bring it.
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This is how we move the cash.
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Open loop gift cards.
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No border guard will even look at these twice,
all right? I even throw in a programmer.
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There are 2,500,
and they max out at quarter mill each.
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Right. Let's do a deal.
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Yo, Spyderman.
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I believe the price
was 600K, American.
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You believe right, papi.
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Do you wanna touch it?
Come, touch it, man.
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Touch it. Come have a sniff.
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Touch it-- No, but hang on,
before you go there...
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Look, I don't get to LA
as much as I'd like to anymore.
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So I've got these four courtside
at Staples
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and I thought, you know,
maybe you okes would like them?
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I'd hate for it to go to waste.
Do you guys like it?
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You guys would like it?
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You would like to have it.
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All of you okes
like a bit of bunky-bunky.
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What do you guys know
about basketball?
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- Don't fuck with me.
- I'm not fucking with you, boet.
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I've got it right in here.
Do you want it?
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- Who's your favorite player?
- Magic.
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He said Magic, boet.
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- Well, abra-fucking-cadabra, you scum!
- He's got a fucking gun!
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No!
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Run, run, run, run!
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Archie, get me out of here, man.
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What happened to all
that big, dumb big-dick shit?
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Fuck!
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- Ah, shit!
- Archie! What?
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Oh, shit! We gotta get
the fuck out of here.
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- Follow me! Follow me!
- Please, wait.
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- Get outta here!
- Archie, I'm scared!
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Archie!
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You look like you're tired,
you fucking jerk-off!
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Okay, now, huh?
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You are a pink taco
in a firefight.
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What about
the distribution deal?
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Dude,
fuck those ass-clowns, man.
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I wasn't even gonna come
for their baby shit
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until you mentioned
the gift cards.
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Now that shit's
pure fucking genius, boet.
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Those Mexicans
aren't to be fucked with, man.
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Like I said, fuck 'em.
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This is Africa, not Tijuana.
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You don't get it.
Doesn't matter where you are.
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They're the Mexican cartel.
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They will find you.
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You started a war,
and guess who's gonna die first.
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Archie Moses.
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Well, then you're just gonna
have to beg for mercy, china.
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Hey, chum, relax.
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I'm gonna take care of you.
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Let's go have a beer. Come on.
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When you're dumb, you bleed.
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You suffered a gunshot wound to the head some years back.
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This bullet in your brain
is like a time bomb.
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Ordinarily, I would like to go in there and dig the little bugger out,
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but given the position it's in,
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I'm afraid we might do more harm
than good.
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Yeah. We don't wanna
do more harm than good.
244
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,948
- We don't wanna do that.
- No.
245
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,984
Of course there is a chance
it could move on its own.
246
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,254
Another bang to the head might
shift it in the other direction.
247
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,922
So basically what I'm saying is,
248
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,158
this bullet in your brain
could prove fatal.
249
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,060
However, don't worry.
250
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,395
There is a way for us
to keep you chugging along.
251
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:08,833
Just stay in bed and don't engage in any physical activity whatsoever.
252
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,468
Look, I don't know
what's going on with me, Doc.
253
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,303
A couple months back,
I was on a stakeout
254
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,306
and I dropped my gun
and my gun shot somebody.
255
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,709
I mean,
it's like my shit's sliding.
256
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,647
- Your shit?
- Yeah, I don't feel the same. I ain't the same nigga.
257
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,983
Oh! Well, that makes sense,
258
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,151
because the position
that the fragment is in,
259
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,188
that would affect your equilibrium and your motor skills.
260
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,656
What about sex?
261
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,426
I mean, all I think about
is tacos and pussy.
262
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,329
No. No. No pussy. No tacos.
263
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,931
- No pussy?
- No pussy.
264
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,599
- No tacos?
- No tacos.
265
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,535
Cold showers.
That's the best medicine.
266
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,438
Listen, they got enough gift cards to ship 625 million.
267
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,640
If they can move their own money,
why would they stay?
268
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,443
Spyder's been talking about this island they bought in Australia.
269
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,812
I don't think you're gonna stick around
if you're gonna shoot all those people.
270
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:58,316
No. We are not gonna continue
this shit show.
271
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,786
It's like the sick
fucking the dead with you!
272
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:06,024
Eight guys being mowed down
in broad daylight is a disaster.
273
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,693
Don't burn this case, man.
274
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,028
Let me finish it.
275
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,196
All right, fine.
276
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,666
You nail this guy
and make us look good.
277
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,635
But you better
watch your ass, Carter,
278
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:21,472
because if you fuck this up,
I'm gonna pull your badge!
279
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,508
- You got it?
- I got it.
280
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,311
Now you need to worry about the
rest of the real cartel killers.
281
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,679
I'll be fine.
282
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,249
Not you. Archie Moses.
283
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,818
As far as the Mexicans
are concerned,
284
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,421
it was Archie Moses
who set them up.
285
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,557
- Where the fuck is he?
- PinMe your location.
286
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,461
And I'll have one of our operatives come
pick you up and deliver you to him.
287
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,079
There it is.
288
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,248
He's been working as a janitor here the last six months.
289
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,184
"Pinkies Blue Room."
290
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,419
Look, if you want, I can stay.
291
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,421
Nah. I can handle this.
292
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,789
Sure about that?
293
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,793
Last meet went sideways.
Lot of guys died.
294
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,429
Nah, I got this.
295
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,498
This is personal.
296
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,101
Thanks for the lift, though.
297
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,002
Schmidts are a big get.
298
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:26,938
Finish strong.
299
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,573
Pinkies, huh?
300
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,308
I'm in and out.
301
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,543
¶ Sweeter than honeyFrom a bumble bee ¶
302
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,480
¶ You sting me every timeI move to the beat ¶
303
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,549
¶ I'm like a freight trainHeaded for your candy ¶
304
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:42,453
¶ Wanna taste it nowYour sweet love shall be mine ¶
305
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,789
¶ Gonna lick itLike a lollipop ¶
306
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,792
¶ Tastes so goodI'm never gonna stop ¶
307
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:51,896
¶ Gonna have a little Then a little more Of my fantasy ¶
308
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,232
¶ Yeah, it's your candy ¶
309
00:18:54,234 --> 00:19:00,004
¶ I want to tasteYour sweet temptation ¶
310
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:06,077
¶ Your love is my sugarYour love is so sticky sweet ¶
311
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:11,916
¶ Your love is my sugarYour love is all I need ¶
312
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,952
¶ Show me what you gotShow me all of your goods ¶
313
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,787
¶ Come a little closerAnd I'll take a look... ¶
314
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,091
Hey, guys, give it up
for Pinkie on the main stage.
315
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,026
Don't forget to tip
your bartenders.
316
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,363
Thank you.
317
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:30,101
¶ Drive 110With no hands on the wheel ¶
318
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,603
¶ And there's no one elseWho's gonna make me stop ¶
319
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,339
¶ You're my candy girlTill the day I drop ¶
320
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:38,843
What can I get you, teddy bear?
321
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,879
I'm looking for a friend.
322
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,314
White guy. Tall.
323
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,683
Is he tall but seems small?
324
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,652
- Like a total wussy?
- You mean a pussy?
325
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,354
Uh-uh. Pussies are strong.
326
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,292
Sounds like him. Archie Moses.
327
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,627
Ah! Follow me.
328
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,699
He works gravy mop-up for me.
329
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,536
- Oh, you have a kitchen here?
- You're cute.
330
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,307
Oh. Gravy. I get it.
331
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,475
You're quick. Are you a cop?
332
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,811
Are you a criminal?
Sometimes.
333
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,613
I'm a friend.
334
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,882
You a homeowner?
335
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,451
No, I rent. I live in LA.
336
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,054
No, you fucking idiot.
337
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,922
I mean LGBTQ,
338
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,192
'cause, if you are, the men's
bathhouse is down the road.
339
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,027
It's called the Red Blossom.
340
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:34,198
You think I'm L-G-bar... B...
What is the Q for?
341
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,534
Questioning your sexuality.
342
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,604
The last person who questioned
my sexuality was Alicia Johnson.
343
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,272
- You know what she got?
- What?
344
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,174
- NBD.
- What's that stand for?
345
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:47,378
Boom, bop, bam, boom shaka-laka.
346
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,846
"Nothing But Dick."
347
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,649
Now, where's Archie?
348
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,818
I think I like you.
349
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,953
- Follow me.
- Hmm...
350
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,890
Wowza. We're just
getting started up here
351
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,926
with our all-star lineup
of Cape Town beauties...
352
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,094
There he is.
353
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,364
Let me know if you
need anything, teddy bear.
354
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,634
Make sure to check out Zin in the birdcage on the upper deck.
355
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,769
And remember, guys,
don't be a schmuck.
356
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,204
Show her that buck.
357
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,473
Slip it in her G-string.
Put it down her top.
358
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,974
Hey, big boy.
359
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,215
Blind man walks into a bar...
360
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,320
What the fuck is this?
361
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,555
Fucking Jack Carter, bitch.
362
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,724
I've got nothing to say to you.
363
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,227
This is not exactly easy
for me either.
364
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:39,397
Last time I saw you
was through a prison fence.
365
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,732
I spent the next year
with a Sports Illustrated
366
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,734
stuffed down the back
of my pants.
367
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,304
Guys afraid to get paper cuts
on their dick.
368
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,440
Last time I saw you,
you put a bullet in my fucking head.
369
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,475
You still whining
about that shit?
370
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,244
Let it go, man, you big baby.
371
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:56,480
I let you run.
All you had to do was keep running.
372
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,949
All you had to do
was keep fucking running.
373
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,485
And you brought
your narrow ass back.
374
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,088
I only came back
for my mother's funeral.
375
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,258
- How is she?
- She's still fucking dead, man!
376
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,926
- Right. Right.
- That's the problem with you.
377
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,595
You're a selfish prick.
You never listen to me.
378
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,264
Everything was always about you.
379
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:17,635
Hear me now.
You fucked my ass up bad.
380
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,937
- I fucked your ass?
- You fucked my ass.
381
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,106
- I fucked your ass?
- No lube, man.
382
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,974
Not gay, huh?
383
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,143
Listen, missy.
This is some men shit.
384
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,145
You listen.
385
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:31,449
You know how fucked up it was getting thrown against my mom's casket
386
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,883
and cuffed right there?
387
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,486
That was the real
balls-across-the-nose play.
388
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,456
Real bullshit, man.
Petty. Petty!
389
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,225
To be honest with you,
prison did you good.
390
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:43,794
You're looking good.
Your complexion is beautiful.
391
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,997
I've always looked good.
I've always had a good complexion.
392
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,834
But I'm working gravy mop-up.
Is that a good job?
393
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,869
I'm cleaning up
dick spills, man.
394
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,071
I'm supposed to be making
dick spills.
395
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,673
I'm a make-dick-spill guy.
396
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,241
That's my specialty.
397
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:59,577
I got a strong, loud load.
398
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,812
- It's an honest job.
- Honest job?
399
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,581
I got one kneepad.
400
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,549
The other got eaten by cum.
401
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,385
You know what
you're supposed to do in life?
402
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,388
Meet a woman, nut on her tits.
403
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,723
That's life.
404
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,359
Not meet a girl,
nut in your pants,
405
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,828
rub it on a couch,
call for Archie?
406
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,097
Well, actually I came here
to warn you.
407
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:24,168
There's a Mexican hit team
on their way to kill you.
408
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,271
Care to explain that?
409
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:55,099
Well, I left LAPD
and became DEA.
410
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,301
I been working this case
in South Africa.
411
00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,104
This drug lord is trying to move his money through gift cards.
412
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,741
Jesus Christ.
Will there be a point to this story ever that involves me?
413
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:06,210
Well, this is the funny part.
414
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,449
I was undercover
as Archie Moses.
415
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,185
Excuse me?
416
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,828
So, you told a drug cartel
you were Archie Moses.
417
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,729
Then a bunch of them got whacked
418
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,598
and now I'm at the top
of their to-do list?
419
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,900
- Is that the gist of it?
- More or less.
420
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:33,637
So when I have a machete
just shoved up my ass,
421
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,406
can I just more or less say,
422
00:24:35,408 --> 00:24:37,374
"Hey, man,
sorry I killed your friends"?
423
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,177
I gotta get you
out of here, man.
424
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:44,315
I traveled halfway across the planet,
the other side of the world,
425
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,984
to kind of get away from you,
to get a fresh start.
426
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,819
And I was feeling
real good about it.
427
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,922
And somehow you figured out
a way to fuck me again.
428
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:56,160
As long as my cover's not blown,
I can take care of you.
429
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,101
You got me balls-deep here, man.
430
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:07,638
And here I thought I'd have to
maybe pass out at a frat party
431
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,973
to get fucked up the ass.
432
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,041
Nobody wanna hear
your fucking bitching.
433
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,010
Life's a bitch! Okay?
434
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,180
I'm dealing with this fucking bullet dancing in my head,
435
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:19,216
the doctor telling me
that I'm eating my feelings.
436
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,985
I like tacos and puppies.
437
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:24,154
I don't have a broad
to love and cherish.
438
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,123
I jack off nine times a day.
439
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,725
I wanna fuck everything I see.
440
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,393
You're just describing
being a man.
441
00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,895
I'm watching black porn.
442
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,630
- Have you watched black porn?
- I have.
443
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,398
They fuck with their socks on!
444
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,635
I know! It freaks me out too!
It's no big deal. I got over it.
445
00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:39,370
But guess what. You're black!
446
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,572
Watch it! Be who you are.
447
00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:45,342
But the bottom line is,
I'm gonna play the tiniest violin in the world for you
448
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:47,144
when they're blow-torching
my nuts off.
449
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:04,995
Hey, puto!
450
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,430
Oh, shit.
451
00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:36,627
Give me a bottle.
452
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,195
Fuck! Give me a bottle!
453
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,805
For what it's worth,
you're my favorite.
454
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:48,939
I love your tits.
455
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:29,246
- I'm out of bullets!
- Use the one in your fucking head.
456
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:32,883
- Fuck you!
- Fuck, did they kill a bird?
457
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:43,227
Motherfucker!
458
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,627
Why don't you lay here, fucker!
459
00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,295
Shit! Fuck!
460
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,263
Fuck!
461
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:05,943
See, teddy bear?
462
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,011
That's some pussy power.
463
00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,453
What's your name, anyway?
464
00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,589
You speak English?
I don't give a shit.
465
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,724
With tits like that,
you don't even need to talk.
466
00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:24,595
Nothing like a slow Tuesday night, huh?
Come on, then. Follow me.
467
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,231
Looks like you two knob jockeys
need a place to crash.
468
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,233
I better still get paid
for a full shift, Pink.
469
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,268
- Suck my dick.
- I will.
470
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,803
Pull that dick out.
471
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,697
Fuck.
472
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:13,343
I would've been happy if
he had just showed up to say hi.
473
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,346
Maybe, "Hey, Archie, man.
It's been 25 years. How you been?"
474
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,550
Shit.
475
00:30:22,755 --> 00:30:24,488
Why don't you just apologize?
476
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,290
- He needs to apologize.
- You both need to apologize.
477
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,358
You don't know
what he did to me.
478
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,594
No, I don't,
but it sounds like you're both in the wrong, to me.
479
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:46,677
Why don't you Silence of the Lambs that shit and just tuck it under?
480
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:48,345
Morning, glory.
481
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,713
That's a big dick.
482
00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:52,783
Oh, shit. Your clothes.
483
00:30:52,785 --> 00:30:55,185
- Yeah.
- I washed the blood out of them.
484
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,087
You're gonna love the new color.
485
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,591
Let me tell you something.
486
00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:04,094
Half full, you saved my life.
487
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:07,497
Half empty,
it was your fault to begin with.
488
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,733
- You're an asshole.
- Mm-hmm.
489
00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:11,902
You come here,
you fuck up my life.
490
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:14,438
But I'm still impressed
with the dick.
491
00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:27,818
Fucking Carter.
492
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:38,729
Did somebody kill
a fucking bird in here?
493
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:45,435
None of this shit would be happening if
Spyder didn't go up against the cartel.
494
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,905
He's the nice one compared
to the rest of that family.
495
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:49,773
- Your point?
- You haven't met the family?
496
00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,375
I'll meet the family.
497
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:53,343
- You've only met Spyder?
- Yeah. So what?
498
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,746
He's a pussycat
compared to the rest.
499
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:58,749
You can't handle that family.
They're gonna sniff you out.
500
00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,784
They'll kill you, and then
they're coming after me.
501
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:03,587
You'll be in a fucking
safe house, okay? So relax.
502
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,555
I'm not gonna be
in a safe house.
503
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:08,358
First of all, a safe house is never safe.
And it's never a house.
504
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,860
It's always
a shitty little apartment.
505
00:32:09,862 --> 00:32:12,529
If I wanted to die
in a shitty little apartment,
506
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,565
I'd just go back to my place,
just die there.
507
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:18,435
Why don't you pull your knickers
out of your ass and butch up?
508
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,806
Oh, my God.
509
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,643
- Focus, Carter.
- Move!
510
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,245
- Focus. You move!
- You move!
511
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:30,047
Move your eyes on me.
Focus on me.
512
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,815
- Fuck you.
- Stay on me.
513
00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:33,984
My life's on the line,
not her ass.
514
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:36,253
Stay. Come on, man.
515
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:38,789
- I'm fucking focused!
- Stay on me here!
516
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,891
Look at me. I'm going with you.
517
00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:42,726
You don't know
what the fuck we do.
518
00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:46,129
You lie. That's what I do.
I've been doing that my whole life.
519
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,931
Sometimes I'm a pharmacist.
520
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:50,600
Sometimes I'm a combat reporter.
All right?
521
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,602
Half of what I say is bullshit.
522
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,839
I don't even know what I just said,
all right? That's how good I am.
523
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:59,443
And besides,
you said the syndicate's all about those bootleg gift cards.
524
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:01,445
That's my wheelhouse.
Do you know anything about that?
525
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:03,280
- Do you know anything about it?
- Yeah, I do.
526
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:04,915
What about the encrypted server?
527
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,516
- Can you configure that?
- Can you?
528
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,951
- Yes, I can!
- Then I can do it!
529
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,453
- No, you cannot.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
530
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:11,154
No. And then when you
fuck up in front of them,
531
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,823
pop-pop, each eye.
532
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,659
You know what they call that?
A Soweto Blindfold. Right?
533
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:20,330
He's right. This is Cape Town
where the air is clean
534
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,165
and the sex is dirty.
535
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,001
Just like the cops, huh?
536
00:33:25,938 --> 00:33:27,971
I'll just have
the cops back me up.
537
00:33:27,973 --> 00:33:30,640
I'm coming with you
if I wanna stay alive.
538
00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:33,910
Like it or not,
the Jack and Archie Show is back!
539
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,246
Yeah!
540
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:00,737
Make sure you take down
that little bitch Spyder, yeah?
541
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:05,642
And you... know where to find me
if you need me.
542
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:09,813
I told her,
I'm not freezing my sperm.
543
00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:12,749
If you want it, you can take it
the way God intended,
544
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,818
room temperature,
right on your tits.
545
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,155
I got a question for you.
546
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:20,424
Did you ever see that shitty movie they made about us?
547
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:23,360
Of course I seen it.
548
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:24,795
They made me Jewish.
549
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:29,332
I mean, I got no beef with the Jews,
but what the fuck?
550
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:32,002
Look how tall I am.
I'm the opposite of Jewish.
551
00:34:32,004 --> 00:34:33,503
Mustache-strong.
552
00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,705
They should've got someone
like Daniel Day-Lewis,
553
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:38,575
maybe Tom Selleck, just someone
that's got a strong 'stache.
554
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,943
They made me a Wayans.
555
00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:42,245
Yeah, but that's handsome.
You scored.
556
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,713
The Wayans are all gorgeous
557
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,715
and they got the abs
like they been to prison.
558
00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:48,885
Adam Sandler?
He doesn't have an ab.
559
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,454
He can't even grow a mustache.
560
00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,022
Hey, Carter?
561
00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:53,723
What the fuck happened
last night?
562
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,225
Don't just sneak up
on a nigga like that.
563
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,861
- What happened?
- People got shot, bad guys died.
564
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,396
What do you want me to tell you?
565
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:01,765
I spent the whole morning
cleaning up after you.
566
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,967
Everywhere you go,
dead bodies pile up.
567
00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:06,303
What's wrong with you?
568
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,406
By the way, I'd like to introduce you to Archie Moses.
He'll be running game with us.
569
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,875
How are you? Archie Moses.
Good to see you. Nice to meet you.
570
00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,610
I said you need
to break this fast.
571
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,979
Word is they're on the move,
and once they're up in the air--
572
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,814
Poof! Game over. You got that?
573
00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:21,384
If I can ask,
what exactly are we looking for?
574
00:35:21,386 --> 00:35:23,153
And don't say a flash drive.
575
00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:25,122
I'm so sick of looking
for fucking flash drives.
576
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,823
Please don't say flash drive!
577
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,726
I don't know whether it's on a flash drive,
a hard drive
578
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,762
- or a motherfucking four-wheel drive.
- Four-wheel drive we could find.
579
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,098
I mean, they're big,
you just go to where they're parked.
580
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,600
You get in it,
you drive it where it needs.
581
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:39,436
- Yeah.
- What you're looking for is a code.
582
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,504
C-O-D-E.
583
00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:42,506
Aw, man, that's another...
584
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,075
- That's code for flash drive.
- Codes are worse.
585
00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:47,110
It's a code that deciphers
their ledgers.
586
00:35:47,112 --> 00:35:48,678
That could fit on a...
587
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,313
Don't fuck it up, Carter.
588
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,827
That's a good-looking boat.
589
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,543
I got this guy
wired in pretty tight.
590
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:22,546
I told him I was bringing in my junior just to watch my back, okay?
591
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,881
Why can't we be equals?
592
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,583
Look, the less you know,
the better.
593
00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:31,821
- How's it, my china?
- Hey.
594
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,523
Can't touch this, huh?
595
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:36,193
Is this the guy
you've been talking about?
596
00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:38,562
Yeah. Let me introduce you to--
597
00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:39,996
- Nick Sweater.
- Yeah.
598
00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:42,732
They call me Sweat,
because I don't.
599
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:47,671
Nice. So, is this the first time
you're in South Africa? Sweet.
600
00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,072
- The Rainbow Nation?
- Yeah.
601
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:51,374
No, I know a little bit
about a little bit.
602
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,344
I whacked some fucker out
in Jo-burg a while back, so...
603
00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:56,346
So, what brings you back
to our sunny shores?
604
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:59,583
Well, Archie called
and asked me to lend him a hand.
605
00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,085
You better tell me the truth.
606
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,922
Has he always been
such a pussy in a fight?
607
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:09,259
Well, Archie's
not really the muscle.
608
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,927
He kind of brings me in
for the hot stuff.
609
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,896
That's... That's
what I'm here for.
610
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,031
Thank God for that, boet.
'Cause, I mean,
611
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:17,567
he plays a good game,
he really sells it well,
612
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,936
but then when the shit
hits the fan, I mean...
613
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,706
I'm out there,
popping myself some Mexicans,
614
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,108
boom-boom-boom,
I come around the corner,
615
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:29,913
and there he is basically crying in a puddle of his own piss, man.
616
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:33,416
Well, you know me. I can't
fight my way out of a cloud.
617
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:38,021
You know, the...
618
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:41,725
It's a funny thing.
I can't put my finger on it.
619
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:46,363
But I just don't get...
What's your relationship?
620
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:54,304
Archie's my errand boy.
He does what I say or he gets a little pimp slap.
621
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,641
- Isn't that right, Archie?
- Sure.
622
00:37:57,643 --> 00:38:00,877
I mean, he's cute.
I mean, he's got that physique.
623
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,445
He's built like
a brick shithouse.
624
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,315
But come crunch time,
when that action hits,
625
00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,450
- bam, he's gone.
- Yeah, yeah.
626
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:10,220
He's about as useful as a broke dick on a wedding night.
627
00:38:10,222 --> 00:38:12,455
- Back home, we call him Jelly Dick.
- Not a fuck.
628
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,990
Sponge Dick, Noodle Dick.
629
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,960
Noodle Dick!
630
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,829
Anything soft in front of the word "dick" applies to him.
631
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,264
Cream dick!
632
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,999
Cream dick is good,
but it's a little hard.
633
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,334
- 'Cause cream can get hard.
- Yeah.
634
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:25,568
My favorite? Air dick.
635
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,936
Hey, air dick!
636
00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,305
It's like it's not even there.
637
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:29,906
It's like,
"Where's the dick? Is that air?"
638
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,409
- Where the fuck is my dick?
- Was there a dick here?
639
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,578
Feels like air.
I'm getting oxygen,
640
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,580
but I'm not getting off
because there's no dick here.
641
00:38:37,582 --> 00:38:39,716
Fuck, man!
I like you already, boet!
642
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,119
Yeah, Sweat, hey,
you like boats?
643
00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:45,288
I do, as long as they go fast.
644
00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:46,690
Yeah? Nice. Nice.
645
00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:48,458
Well, then you're gonna love
my fucking boat!
646
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:51,594
Huh? You're gonna love my boat
and you're gonna love my boat.
647
00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:53,163
Let's go check out my boat,
boet.
648
00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:54,431
I love that boat already.
649
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:02,899
Here they come.
650
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,528
Hey, Ma!
651
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:32,629
How's it--
652
00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:36,566
These are my mates,
my new mates.
653
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,935
You know,
I already spoke about Archie.
654
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,272
But this is
the big boss man, Sweat!
655
00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:45,475
Man, Spyder,
you didn't tell me you had three smoking hot sisters.
656
00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:47,577
I mean, I can't even tell
which one's the oldest.
657
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:50,380
They are practically identical.
658
00:40:50,382 --> 00:40:53,583
- Are you a kiss-ass, bitch?
- Yes. I mean, it depends on the ass.
659
00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:56,152
But, you know, I was just saying
you guys all look alike.
660
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,420
Oh, do we now?
661
00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,656
Is that so?
662
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,658
Let me tell you something,
buddy.
663
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,660
My sister Jo
is a proud colored woman.
664
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,829
- Do I look colored?
- Okay, that's enough!
665
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:09,299
Well, welcome.
Welcome to our little wine farm.
666
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,234
Make yourselves at home. Hmm?
667
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,803
We're gonna get cleaned up
and we'll join you directly.
668
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,872
I still say triplets.
It's unbelievable.
669
00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:23,813
You should go with them.
670
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:24,914
Oh.
671
00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:32,622
Two new friends from nowhere.
672
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,023
They're American.
673
00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,259
So, what does that prove?
674
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,094
They could be on loan
from the narcotics bureau.
675
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:41,464
Well, why aren't the ones
we're paying telling us?
676
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:44,534
Oh, please, smarten up, Jo.
677
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:46,603
There are loopholes
in every security system.
678
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,837
Wittings?
679
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,973
Present, madam.
680
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:53,009
Yes, I know you're fucking present.
That's why I called your goddamn name.
681
00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:57,480
Now you keep an eye
on our guests, huh?
682
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:59,516
Call your friends
from the narcotics bureau.
683
00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:01,150
See what's what, hmm?
684
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,852
- Madam.
- Good.
685
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:48,231
I like big boys.
686
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:54,604
And you are a very big boy.
687
00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:06,883
Hell of a party.
688
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,084
Are you enjoying Joanna?
689
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,019
I see where she got it from.
690
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:11,988
All the boys like Joanna.
691
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:14,490
She's a real fuck-bunny.
692
00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:17,794
Clearly, she's taken a page
out of my book.
693
00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:20,096
Guess that apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
694
00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:25,602
I understand you're a pussycat.
695
00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:29,105
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
696
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:33,042
Tell me.
697
00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,778
How do you survive
the hardened world
698
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,114
of Mexican drug cartels,
being a lover?
699
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:41,517
Know when to speak,
and when not to.
700
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:45,154
You have a colorful family.
701
00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:47,991
I've been married three times.
702
00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,293
God rest their souls.
703
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:56,933
My proclivity for Nigerian men
ruined my first marriage.
704
00:43:56,935 --> 00:44:00,803
The union resulted in Joanna.
705
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:06,576
Gertie and Spyder,
they're the fruit of an Afrikaans cattle rancher
706
00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:08,578
from the Free State.
707
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:11,047
Hardworking, but a dreary man.
708
00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:18,221
My third husband was Russian.
709
00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,457
Shooting blanks, thank God.
710
00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:26,529
He died
in mysterious circumstances.
711
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:28,765
So, now I fly solo.
712
00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:32,268
I hope you're
not drinking too much.
713
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:34,437
Alcohol and the sun,
it's a vicious combo.
714
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,973
More wine, Wittings.
715
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:40,376
Not for him.
Once he tips, it's pretty hard.
716
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:43,880
Hey, Pernilla, I gotta give it to you.
717
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:45,782
I really dig the way you live.
718
00:44:45,784 --> 00:44:50,153
You got this big spread,
you got fun cars, wine in the barrel.
719
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:52,221
Get it while you can, I say.
720
00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:54,123
I just wanted to ask you...
721
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,459
Don't tell me.
722
00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:57,994
How come
a bunch of beautiful women
723
00:44:57,996 --> 00:45:00,196
are running a much-feared
criminal organization?
724
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:03,199
I meant no offense.
I was just curious.
725
00:45:07,138 --> 00:45:09,906
- You want to know my secret?
- Yeah.
726
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:13,810
If any man fucks
with me or my family...
727
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:19,449
I cut their cock and balls off.
728
00:45:20,652 --> 00:45:23,386
- Got it?
- Got it. That's cool.
729
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:25,588
Good.
730
00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:29,559
- Enjoy the party.
- Thank you.
731
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,498
Now, that's a bad motherfucker.
732
00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:39,068
Dude, what the fuck?
733
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,537
This psycho bitch,
she's bat-shit crazy.
734
00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:43,573
Listen, chill.
This is undercover work, okay?
735
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:46,008
You hang with bad people and hope they believe your bullshit.
736
00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:48,745
What about her bullshit? I mean,
that cock-and-ball story, that's solid.
737
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:50,079
That's solid bullshit.
738
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,248
Well, so far our bullshit
is more solid.
739
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,717
Our inside man
at the bureau informs me
740
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,386
that there is no undercover operation currently in progress.
741
00:45:57,388 --> 00:46:00,223
However, our nemesis at
the Narcotics Enforcement Bureau
742
00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:01,858
has been behaving suspiciously.
743
00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:05,428
- Captain Madebe.
- Mmm.
744
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:09,132
- What is he up to?
- He's been quiet. Too quiet.
745
00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:12,468
My balls and cock are about to be cut off by some psycho bitch!
746
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:13,936
I love my cock and balls.
747
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,705
They're a team.
They've always been together.
748
00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:17,907
Ever since I knew what I could use them for,
I love them.
749
00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:19,609
I don't wanna separate them.
All right?
750
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,778
You tricked me into being here, okay?
You tricked me.
751
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,212
- What?
- I don't wanna be here.
752
00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,481
Now I'm gonna get
my cock and balls cut off
753
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,316
by some psycho fucking bullshit,
754
00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:29,819
some Dolly Parton fucking psycho,
hair's too tight.
755
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:33,556
Unlikely as it seems,
these two buffoons are playing us.
756
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:36,259
We'll just have to test them.
757
00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:39,662
I was hoping you cowboys
might do us a favor.
758
00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:42,565
- What do you have in mind?
- A creepy crawl.
759
00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:45,501
You said you wanted
to be a bad motherfucker.
760
00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:47,136
Do you? You a bad motherfucker?
761
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,638
I told you, I was a badass.
762
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,007
I told them that
you was my junior.
763
00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:53,075
You were here to back me up.
Remember that shit?
764
00:46:53,077 --> 00:46:54,744
I do. I fucked up.
I fucked up, man.
765
00:46:54,746 --> 00:46:56,979
I want to see
how our new business partners
766
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,849
work with the rest
of the family, my boy.
767
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:03,119
I watch too much TV.
I wanted to be that guy. I'm not that guy.
768
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:05,254
- I'm the pussy guy. I'm a fucking pussy.
- That's right.
769
00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:08,191
This creepy crawl,
you want it done tonight?
770
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:09,826
So, you're keen?
You're up for it?
771
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:12,361
- Play your position.
- What's my fucking position?
772
00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,630
Your position is
shut the fuck up, man up.
773
00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:15,865
You Wesley Snipes!
774
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:19,435
Act black and be cool.
775
00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,839
Okay. I can be...
I can be black.
776
00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:24,240
I'm a bad motherfucker.
777
00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:40,523
Pop the trunk, Jo.
778
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,892
Let's go, superstar.
779
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:44,360
Me? Why not him?
780
00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,696
'Cause you are the killer.
781
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,030
Yeah, but that's just a label--
782
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,498
Shut the fuck up!
783
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,733
- Get out.
- Yeah.
784
00:47:50,735 --> 00:47:52,034
- Fuck you too.
- Come.
785
00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:04,080
After all those stories,
this should be right up your alley.
786
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:05,648
Shit, man.
787
00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:07,984
That's nice.
788
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:09,919
But this is...
789
00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:16,492
This is a pretty amazing
weapon here.
790
00:48:16,494 --> 00:48:21,831
I mean, you got two sights,
you got two ends, which is important.
791
00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:25,635
You just gotta pick the end
and then a cap...
792
00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:29,272
You really are
something special.
793
00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:31,908
- Me?
- Yeah.
794
00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:35,177
You got a real
cuddle quality about you.
795
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,647
There's a French word for that.
796
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:39,782
Je ne sais quoi?
797
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:41,984
We can call it that.
798
00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:45,788
It's almost like you've never seen an RPG-7 before.
799
00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:47,156
Oh, this is the seven?
800
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:52,261
Yeah. I'm a... I'm a six guy.
I've always been a six guy.
801
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,964
I just wanna know
what gets you hot.
802
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,265
Pink wigs.
803
00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,902
- Okay.
- And tacos.
804
00:48:59,904 --> 00:49:01,370
What gets me hot...
805
00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:05,041
is just that I like to fuck.
806
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:06,709
Hmm?
807
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:09,545
I like to fuck.
808
00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:15,518
And you look like a nice challenge,
and I love a big challenge.
809
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:23,125
See that? If there was something there,
we'd all be dead.
810
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:26,462
And that's the danger
of this gun
811
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:29,532
is you just start
killing yourself.
812
00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:34,503
- Uh-uh.
- Suck it one more time.
813
00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:37,573
- The creepy crawl, remember?
- The what?
814
00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:41,277
- The creepy crawl.
- But you was talking about fucking.
815
00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:45,781
Fucking narco boss over there,
he's giving us grief.
816
00:49:45,783 --> 00:49:48,684
So Gertie's got a surprise
for him.
817
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,088
- Narco boss.
- Mmm.
818
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:55,191
I mean, I'm a six.
I've always been a six guy.
819
00:49:55,193 --> 00:49:57,226
Okay, yes,
but this is the seven.
820
00:49:57,762 --> 00:49:58,828
Captain America.
821
00:49:58,830 --> 00:50:00,496
That's what we call him.
822
00:50:01,265 --> 00:50:03,132
Trained with the DEA in the US.
823
00:50:03,134 --> 00:50:05,101
Real fucking do-gooder.
824
00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:08,537
Yeah, that fucking asshole.
825
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:10,573
He won't get
on our fucking payroll.
826
00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,377
- Fuck.
- Wanna fuck him up for me?
827
00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:16,212
- Huh?
- You wanna fuck him up for me?
828
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:18,948
Yeah!
829
00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:21,017
That was the problem
with the seven.
830
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,618
The manual is in Arabic.
831
00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,721
- Look at what she's got.
- Oh, a seven.
832
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,457
Yeah. I told her I was a six.
833
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:30,159
It's the seven, which is shit!
834
00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:33,029
- And I told her I was a six guy.
- Yeah.
835
00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:35,031
- And she wants me to...
- The predecessor.
836
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:36,632
- Six is my jam.
- Yeah!
837
00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:38,467
Okay, let's stop fucking around.
838
00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:40,803
- You're gonna do this with the seven?
- Yes.
839
00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,038
Thank you.
840
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,406
- Come.
- Good luck.
841
00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:51,313
Seven is a bad idea.
I'll say it.
842
00:50:51,315 --> 00:50:52,681
I won't stop saying it.
843
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:55,217
Right. You're gonna aim
for that window.
844
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:58,120
- Which one?
- Top floor, upper right.
845
00:50:58,589 --> 00:51:00,756
The left?
846
00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:04,393
- Upper right. That's where the fucker lives.
- I'm not paying for the window.
847
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,396
See how low this is?
That's the seven. It's a shit weapon.
848
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,432
You have a problem killing cops?
849
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:12,902
I give zero fucks
about killing cops.
850
00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:15,771
I mean, cops,
they're just tough to kill.
851
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:19,275
I shot one in the head a few years ago.
He still gives me shit nonstop.
852
00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:22,211
Shut up. You're gonna
fucking aim for that window.
853
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,213
I'm dyslexic.
Where are you pointing?
854
00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:26,749
The fucking top right window!
855
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,417
Jesus Christ!
856
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:32,054
You know, to be honest with you,
RPG is gangbanger style.
857
00:51:32,056 --> 00:51:34,090
- True.
- You wanna make a statement?
858
00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:37,359
Go in there face-to-face with a knife.
Now, that's a bad motherfucker.
859
00:51:37,361 --> 00:51:38,861
This is kindergarten shit.
860
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:40,863
I mean, knife...
knife is my jam.
861
00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:42,631
I'm a knife guy, a six guy.
862
00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:45,468
That's my sandwich. I get in there.
My dad was a butcher.
863
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,803
So if I go in there with a knife,
I'm gonna cut him up.
864
00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:50,940
I'm gonna put him on a bun
and just lick it.
865
00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:54,043
Now it's hooked wrong.
And now I'm stretching my leg and I--
866
00:51:54,045 --> 00:51:55,744
Shoot the fucking rocket, Sweat,
867
00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:57,646
or I'll blow your balls
out of your asshole.
868
00:51:57,648 --> 00:52:00,116
- Do you hear me?
- Yeah, you're in my ear.
869
00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:02,118
- You fucking hear me?
- Yeah.
870
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:06,055
So, I'm gonna do this.
871
00:52:06,057 --> 00:52:08,224
- Do you see how my leg is stretched?
- Fucking shoot it!
872
00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:09,458
Shoot the fucking
goddamned thing.
873
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,659
- Are you sure?
- Shoot it!
874
00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:11,961
Fuck it.
875
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:16,899
What the fuck!
876
00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:18,067
Nice work, Sweat.
877
00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:20,669
I'm a seven guy.
878
00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:22,905
I am a fucking seven guy!
879
00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:25,307
- Did you see the seven?
- Let's get the fuck out of here!
880
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,042
- Seven works.
- The six is shit!
881
00:52:28,446 --> 00:52:29,812
I love the seven.
882
00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:38,921
Fucking Carter!
883
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,175
Did you know I was a seven guy?
884
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:00,509
Wait up, Sweat.
885
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:04,547
Welcome back, miss.
How was your little foray?
886
00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:06,415
Checkered flags all around.
887
00:53:50,094 --> 00:53:51,427
Goddamn!
888
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:04,807
Hey, Daddy.
889
00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:06,976
Hey, Jo.
890
00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:12,448
Jo, I can't do this.
891
00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:14,984
- I can't do this.
- You don't have to do anything.
892
00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:17,920
I'll do all the work.
893
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,822
Okay, you just sit back...
894
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:24,360
and let me be the monster fuck
of your life.
895
00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:28,097
That's what your mother said.
896
00:54:29,734 --> 00:54:31,467
She knows me very well.
897
00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:44,747
I can't do it
for really, really.
898
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:46,582
- Really, really?
- Listen to me.
899
00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:50,886
- Not just really.
- The doctor said that I have a bullet
900
00:54:50,888 --> 00:54:52,821
lodged in my brain--
a fragment--
901
00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:57,126
and any exertion
will make the fragment shift.
902
00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:01,964
- Wow.
- That's... Yeah, so I can't.
903
00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:05,734
I hope the creepy crawl went well and
that my girls kept you on your toes.
904
00:55:06,304 --> 00:55:07,503
Yeah, they were great.
905
00:55:08,673 --> 00:55:09,838
I'm a seven guy.
906
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,608
I'm kind of seeing somebody.
907
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:16,679
It's new, and she thinks
I'm LGBQ barbecue
908
00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:20,649
or whatever the thing is,
but no, no.
909
00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:22,518
Okay.
910
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,119
Well, there's one way
to solve that problem.
911
00:55:24,121 --> 00:55:25,487
Mm-hmm?
912
00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:36,432
Well, she must be crazy
913
00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:40,135
because you don't feel
LGBTQ to me.
914
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:42,805
That's what I keep trying to tell her.
915
00:55:42,807 --> 00:55:46,175
Hey, Sweat.
Your work station's ready.
916
00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:55,150
Now, this will be a really nice story for you to tell.
917
00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:58,387
- You don't wanna pass that up, do you?
- No.
918
00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:02,825
You don't wanna pass
that up. No.
919
00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:05,227
- Your breath smells so good.
- Yeah?
920
00:56:06,197 --> 00:56:08,831
I can also smell
like pineapples.
921
00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:10,899
I can taste like pineapples.
922
00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:12,801
No! No!
923
00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:15,070
No, Jo!
924
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,740
Do you wanna hear the story?
925
00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:19,842
Sure.
926
00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,543
But from over there.
927
00:56:24,682 --> 00:56:25,781
Okay.
928
00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:42,831
Once upon a time,
in a land far, far away
929
00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:46,435
with beautiful hills
and valleys...
930
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,572
there was a girl named Jo.
931
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:55,144
And Jo,
she really liked this guy,
932
00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:59,815
and his name was Archie.
933
00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:03,852
- Archie was a big guy.
- Mm-hmm.
934
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,788
He was like an African king.
935
00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:10,592
And all Jo wanted
to do with Archie
936
00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:15,998
was to have him crack her ass.
937
00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:24,773
So, crack her ass.
938
00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:35,017
All I think about
is tacos and pussy.
939
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:39,254
No, no. No tacos.No pussy.
940
00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:42,558
My balls and cock are about to be cut off by some psycho bitch.
941
00:57:43,561 --> 00:57:45,327
You're done.
942
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:52,734
Let me bethe monster fuck of your life.
943
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:16,825
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
944
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,462
Shit. Dude. Wake up. Wake up.
945
00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:21,997
I had a nightmare. Wake up.
946
00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,939
Did you forget
we have a mission?
947
00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:32,774
Find the code
that deciphers the ledgers?
948
00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:34,309
Bring down the syndicate?
949
00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:35,978
I found the code.
950
00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,346
And it's not a flash drive.
951
00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:39,348
Then let's get the fuck
out of here.
952
00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:41,149
Why don't you chill?
953
00:58:41,151 --> 00:58:42,885
Dude,
I blew up a cop last night.
954
00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:45,053
That's why I'm in a rush.
This ain't my jam!
955
00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:47,523
- Why would you blow a cop?
- Blew up!
956
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:50,626
What the fuck are you doing banging
some girl you're supposed to arrest?
957
00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:52,828
First of all,
I didn't have sex with her.
958
00:58:52,830 --> 00:58:55,397
Second of all,
why are you blowing cops?
959
00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:56,832
Let me tell you something.
960
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:59,735
If my dream is right,
and they usually are,
961
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,904
these psycho fucks aren't
gonna let us last for long.
962
00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:04,673
We need to get the fuck
out of here!
963
00:59:04,675 --> 00:59:06,408
You need to chill.
964
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,610
And act black.
965
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,880
- It's hard, man.
- You're telling me.
966
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,015
I'm very white.
967
00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:16,418
Be cool. And act black.
968
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:18,387
And don't blow no more cops.
969
00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:29,231
Hey, Sweat. Check this out.
970
00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:35,237
I figured it out. It's easy.
971
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:36,939
Show him how it's done, Jo.
972
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:40,943
Okay, so,
you just plug the program into your laptop,
973
00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:42,578
you log into your bank account,
974
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:46,048
then you put in
the amount right here.
975
00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:47,282
Here.
976
00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,620
You swipe the card,
977
00:59:51,622 --> 00:59:56,592
then you swipe it again
to check the balance, and...
978
00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,962
Whoop! There it is!
979
00:59:59,964 --> 01:00:02,464
And just one swipe and
the money's in the gift cards.
980
01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:07,235
If they can do the cards
without us, we're fucked.
981
01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:09,438
So, I'm thinking to myself...
982
01:00:11,475 --> 01:00:14,676
what the fuck
do we need you guys for, huh?
983
01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:17,746
Still gotta get the cash
off the cards.
984
01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:21,283
If you can't do that,
it's a whole 'nother rigamaroo.
985
01:00:23,887 --> 01:00:26,188
- Who's that, Archie?
- It's personal.
986
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:27,956
Hey, teddy bear.
987
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,492
Just checking on you. You good?
988
01:00:30,494 --> 01:00:32,294
Yeah, I'm good. What's up?
989
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:34,630
Nothing. Just chilling.
Waiting for you.
990
01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:38,367
And I wanted to tell you
that I been thinking about you.
991
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:40,435
A lot.
992
01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:42,671
Like all night.
993
01:00:42,673 --> 01:00:44,840
That's weird.
I thought about you too.
994
01:00:44,842 --> 01:00:47,342
It's weird how I don't even care
that you're a homeowner.
995
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,177
I told you, I rent.
996
01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:51,113
Last night,
I could've cracked the ass
997
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:53,281
of this beautiful
African goddess.
998
01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:54,616
But I didn't. You know why?
999
01:00:54,618 --> 01:00:56,618
Because I didn't wanna
mess up our thing.
1000
01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:59,154
That's cute,
but we're not a thing.
1001
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:02,057
Well, I'm just saying, you know,
in case we become a thing.
1002
01:01:02,926 --> 01:01:05,027
That's sweet.
1003
01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:07,462
You do know that I had the whole
rugby team in here last night
1004
01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:08,664
for a gang bang?
1005
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:11,266
- Did you wear a pink wig?
- Always.
1006
01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:13,301
Then it's not a problem.
1007
01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:14,770
What are you doing now?
1008
01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:17,639
We found this website,
of the programmer.
1009
01:01:17,641 --> 01:01:21,643
Yup. We take our nice,
fancy cards to a nice, friendly bank,
1010
01:01:21,645 --> 01:01:23,378
like in the Caymans,
1011
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:26,815
and they will swipe the money
directly into our new account.
1012
01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:28,483
So, there's a website. Wow.
1013
01:01:28,485 --> 01:01:31,286
You're not the only smart one
in the room anymore.
1014
01:01:31,288 --> 01:01:33,755
Bit of a useless fudgie now,
aren't you?
1015
01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:37,292
I mean, useless seems
a little harsh.
1016
01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:40,228
I mean, I feel I contribute
in many ways.
1017
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:44,700
Do you wanna hang out later?
Like tonight?
1018
01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:45,801
Yeah, call me.
1019
01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:50,572
Well, this was fun, boys,
1020
01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:53,508
but I'm afraid our time together
has come to an end.
1021
01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:56,812
Wittings,
take care of our guests, please.
1022
01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:58,080
My pleasure, madam.
1023
01:01:58,082 --> 01:01:59,581
Take care of our guests.
1024
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:01,249
What do we needyou guys for?
1025
01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,518
Bit of a useless fudgie now,aren't you?
1026
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,022
If any man fucks with me,or my family...
1027
01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:10,492
I cut their cock and balls off.
1028
01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:11,927
Hey! What'd I miss?
1029
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:14,096
He's a cop!
1030
01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:17,999
What the fuck are you...
What's wrong with you?
1031
01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:20,202
- What did you say?
- He's a cop!
1032
01:02:20,204 --> 01:02:23,772
Sweat, stop playing, man.
They don't know how we play. He's joking.
1033
01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:26,374
- See if he's wearing a wire.
- Wait, wait, wait.
1034
01:02:26,376 --> 01:02:28,543
- Sweat, that's not fucking funny, man.
- What the fuck is going on?
1035
01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:30,011
His name is Jack Carter.
1036
01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:33,081
He was narco, LAPD.
Now he's DEA.
1037
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,850
Stop fucking around, Sweat!
1038
01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:37,853
And my name's not Sweat.
It's Archie Moses.
1039
01:02:37,855 --> 01:02:39,354
I'm Archie Moses.
1040
01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:41,957
- He went undercover as me.
- Goddamn.
1041
01:02:41,959 --> 01:02:43,425
You know what?
1042
01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:44,893
Check out my wallet.
1043
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,362
I told you we had a chance.
1044
01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:49,531
I wasn't feeling it.
I wanted to get out of here.
1045
01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,067
I told you to act black
and be cool!
1046
01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:54,870
I can't be black and cool.
I'm white, uncool.
1047
01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:56,772
All right?
Now, it's every man for himself.
1048
01:02:56,774 --> 01:02:58,240
There's no ID in there.
1049
01:02:58,242 --> 01:02:59,407
You know what?
1050
01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:01,543
September, 1994.
1051
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,545
Beats and Rhymes.
We're on the cover.
1052
01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:05,013
What the fuck are you doing?
1053
01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:07,249
- Fucked up. Fucked up.
- Fuck you!
1054
01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:08,683
- Are you crazy?
- Fuck off.
1055
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,524
Holy shit!
1056
01:03:18,762 --> 01:03:21,163
You rat fuck!
1057
01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:22,898
Why would you confess now?
1058
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:25,167
Why? Because
you were gonna whack us!
1059
01:03:25,169 --> 01:03:26,835
- No, we weren't.
- You were.
1060
01:03:26,837 --> 01:03:28,804
We're useless. You said that.
1061
01:03:28,806 --> 01:03:31,106
You said our time together
has come to an end.
1062
01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:33,308
Figure of speech!
1063
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:37,112
- Huh?
- Figure of speech, you fucking idiot.
1064
01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:39,347
So that's why
you wouldn't crack my ass.
1065
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:42,184
Fuck,
I feel so much better.
1066
01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:51,526
So Carter, or Moses,
or what-the-fuck-ever you're called,
1067
01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:53,795
is it true what this oke says?
1068
01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:57,532
Did you... Did you pull him
into the whole plan?
1069
01:03:57,534 --> 01:04:00,969
Are you a rat-fuck
motherfucking undercover cop?
1070
01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:03,638
Your preference as
to what happens to them, madam?
1071
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:07,342
I'm sure the Schmidt Wine Farm
has a deserted work shed.
1072
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:10,512
Take these two out there and find out what we need to know.
1073
01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:11,613
Fuck.
1074
01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:13,148
I ratted him out.
1075
01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:14,716
This is the life for me!
1076
01:04:14,718 --> 01:04:16,017
I like water!
1077
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,319
I like the fucking boat!
1078
01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:18,887
I like naked fucking bitches!
1079
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:20,622
This is where I should live!
1080
01:04:20,624 --> 01:04:21,957
I'm a Schmidt guy!
1081
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:23,158
A Schmidt guy, Mom.
1082
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,227
Adopt me, motherfuckers!
1083
01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:32,167
Hey, man, you mad at me?
1084
01:04:32,169 --> 01:04:35,170
Listen, it was just like that dream I had that you wouldn't listen to.
1085
01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:38,173
It was a freaky premonition and I was sure we were both gonna die.
1086
01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:40,508
I just knew it.
I felt it in my gut.
1087
01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:43,211
And I was like, "One of us should live,"
and I chose me.
1088
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:44,746
That's understandable.
1089
01:04:44,748 --> 01:04:46,414
I got a lot more going on,
I feel,
1090
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,583
so I said,
"Yeah, I will be me. I'll live."
1091
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,151
So, I own that.
1092
01:04:50,153 --> 01:04:51,753
But it's your fault.
You should've listened to me.
1093
01:04:51,755 --> 01:04:53,355
You had a chance
to talk me down.
1094
01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:55,357
So, fuck you for not listening,
1095
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:56,825
fuck you
for not letting me share.
1096
01:04:56,827 --> 01:04:58,727
A guy wants to share,
you let him share, man.
1097
01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:00,929
You had your chance. Fuck it.
1098
01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,097
Damn.
1099
01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:05,800
The Schmidt Wine Farm.
1100
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:08,069
Deserted shed.
1101
01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:10,238
Where no one can hear us scream.
This is good.
1102
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,774
We should build a lamp,
so we don't have to fuck in the dark.
1103
01:05:12,776 --> 01:05:14,609
Got the chains here,
which is good.
1104
01:05:14,611 --> 01:05:17,545
You could just wrap them around us.
Maybe stretch my back out.
1105
01:05:17,547 --> 01:05:20,515
- Wooden chairs.
- Can I take the one on the right?
1106
01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:23,451
It's kind of... Thank you.
It's an aisle seat. Thanks, man.
1107
01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:25,787
I like your mustache,
I like the guns.
1108
01:05:25,789 --> 01:05:27,622
- These guys are good, man.
- Is that on safety?
1109
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,624
You can't point a gun
if it's not on safety.
1110
01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:31,393
Yeah,
that's not proper gun etiquette.
1111
01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:33,328
Zip ties, normal shit.
1112
01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:36,731
Ah! Goddamn!
1113
01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:38,199
Make sure you get
those arms tight.
1114
01:05:38,201 --> 01:05:39,968
If I get one out,
I will jack off.
1115
01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:42,871
You know,
I am a jack-off-when-I'm-about-to-die guy.
1116
01:05:42,873 --> 01:05:44,773
I just always wanna
go out nutting.
1117
01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:47,142
- Look at this right here.
- That's old school.
1118
01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:51,046
We got car batteries,
we got a couple clamps there, one for each ball.
1119
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:53,048
- That's old school.
- I'm gonna need three. You know that.
1120
01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:55,684
And they're a little rusty,
so I'm gonna get tetanus.
1121
01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:58,053
Oh!
1122
01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:00,422
Well, well, well, well.
1123
01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:02,557
- Wow! That's aggressive, man!
- Shit!
1124
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:05,460
You dumb fuckers messed
with the wrong South Africans.
1125
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,095
- Whoa!
- Shit!
1126
01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:08,830
Stop whining
like a little pussy.
1127
01:06:08,832 --> 01:06:10,765
- I am a little pussy!
- Take it like a man! Are you ready?
1128
01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:12,734
- Take it like a man.
- One, take it like a man.
1129
01:06:12,736 --> 01:06:14,269
It's coming.
Are you ready, boet?
1130
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:16,671
- Take it like a man.
- One! Two! Three!
1131
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:19,908
Bwah! Didn't see
that one coming, did you?
1132
01:06:19,910 --> 01:06:22,944
Huh, boet?
Fucking betrayed me, man!
1133
01:06:22,946 --> 01:06:25,613
I thought we were friends!
And you fucked it all up!
1134
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:28,316
- I am gonna fuck you up so bad.
- Really?
1135
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,418
Question.
Why are you so aggressive?
1136
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:32,153
- This whole family's loud and--
- Shut the fuck up.
1137
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,588
- Shut the fuck up.
- Sorry.
1138
01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:36,424
And tell me this.
Who do you work for?
1139
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,793
Well, Pinkie
was my last employer...
1140
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,862
Who the fuck do you work for?
1141
01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:44,299
Black guy, black hair,
pretty dark, Mandela...
1142
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:48,303
- Apartheid.
- I've got it. I've got it.
1143
01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:54,009
Wittings, I want you
to fucking break his chest open
1144
01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:57,012
and I want you to personally
shit on his heart.
1145
01:06:57,014 --> 01:07:01,816
Then I want you to slap his little fucking dinky head off
1146
01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:03,651
and shove it up his ass,
1147
01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:06,454
followed by one
of those fucking chain saws.
1148
01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:09,791
Then for Mr. Big over here,
1149
01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:12,660
I think snap
his little twinkie off
1150
01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:15,196
- and shove it down his fucking throat.
- Oh!
1151
01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:20,668
But do it all in pursuit
of getting me the information.
1152
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:21,970
What information?
1153
01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:24,706
Who do you fucking work for?
1154
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:27,809
So everything else is in that order, though,
except for the chainsaw?
1155
01:07:31,381 --> 01:07:33,548
I tell you what. I've got it.
1156
01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:38,319
See that shit
that he grows around his lip,
1157
01:07:38,321 --> 01:07:40,422
that grows wildly on my ass?
1158
01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:46,761
Take a long razor and give him
a nice... nice smooth shave.
1159
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:47,862
Oh, yeah.
1160
01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:50,665
Take that thing off his face.
1161
01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:53,601
I've noticed that everything
that comes out of your mouth
1162
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:57,705
has a theme
of dick, asshole, balls.
1163
01:07:57,707 --> 01:08:01,709
I said I had three balls,
your eyes lit up like a fucking slot machine.
1164
01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:05,213
Like, "Three balls?
I can suck on three balls.
1165
01:08:05,215 --> 01:08:08,850
At once. I'm used to two.
I can put another ball in my mouth."
1166
01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:10,718
He's funny, huh?
He's really funny.
1167
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:14,722
If you guys are interested
and I-- You can fuck us now.
1168
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:18,093
Whoa, whoa! Just for the record,
I'm opting out of that part.
1169
01:08:18,095 --> 01:08:19,861
Do you wanna fuck me, baldy?
1170
01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,763
Seriously, you wanna just stick
your big fucking cock
1171
01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,298
right up
what's left of my asshole?
1172
01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:27,102
Hemorrhoids. It's tight.
You just shove your fucking--
1173
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,471
Shut the fuck up!
Just shut the fuck up!
1174
01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:34,709
Get the info before I fucking
shit my fucking pants.
1175
01:08:34,711 --> 01:08:37,312
Hurry back
while my dick's still hard!
1176
01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:44,586
Jo, how much more time
do you need?
1177
01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:46,387
Ugh. Twenty minutes.
1178
01:08:46,389 --> 01:08:49,290
$625 million
is a lot of cash to transfer.
1179
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,093
You've got 15 minutes.
1180
01:08:52,095 --> 01:08:55,230
Those fuckers kept on talking and talking,
but they didn't say shit.
1181
01:08:55,232 --> 01:08:57,565
- What are we gonna do with them?
- No loose ends.
1182
01:08:57,567 --> 01:09:00,401
We have 625 million reasons
1183
01:09:00,403 --> 01:09:02,036
not to get caught.
1184
01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:12,981
We're not gonna make it
out of here, are we?
1185
01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:18,786
Probably not.
1186
01:09:18,788 --> 01:09:21,389
I'm sorry I got you
involved in this.
1187
01:09:22,993 --> 01:09:26,161
You know,
I've done a lot of bad stuff in my life, so...
1188
01:09:26,163 --> 01:09:29,531
It's one of the reasons I came out here,
just trying to do better.
1189
01:09:30,033 --> 01:09:31,499
Trying to help.
1190
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:35,670
So, if it happens, fuck it.
1191
01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:39,107
Really? You're that Zen?
1192
01:09:41,144 --> 01:09:46,447
No, not really. I mean,
I don't want it to happen, but if it does, so be it.
1193
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,819
You're a weird dude, Archie.
1194
01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:53,354
I gotta tell you...
1195
01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:56,257
you testifying against me...
1196
01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,361
was probably the best thing
that ever happened to me.
1197
01:10:00,363 --> 01:10:03,198
- Stop bullshitting.
- I mean it.
1198
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,700
I used to look up to people
like the Schmidts.
1199
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:09,704
They were my heroes. I liked their lifestyle.
I liked everything about them.
1200
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:13,408
And then when I did my time,
'cause of you,
1201
01:10:14,244 --> 01:10:15,743
I saw that they were
just assholes.
1202
01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:19,214
They're just rich assholes,
psychos, bad people.
1203
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,649
I don't wanna be that.
1204
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:24,586
So, a belated thank you.
1205
01:10:24,588 --> 01:10:28,590
It's all right, man.
Look, it's cool.
1206
01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:34,028
Look at this, just two guys
verbally sucking each other off,
1207
01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:36,097
just being okay
with it at the end.
1208
01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:38,166
We're not sucking each other.
We're having a convers--
1209
01:10:38,168 --> 01:10:40,101
- Verbally.
- Well, yeah, but still you--
1210
01:10:40,103 --> 01:10:42,937
I mean, it feels good.
Does it not feel like...
1211
01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:44,672
You know what?
1212
01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:47,408
I got... some slack here.
1213
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:50,178
- Slack's good.
- Right here.
1214
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:52,247
I think I got a plan.
1215
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:54,082
Why didn't you have that
an hour ago?
1216
01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:55,950
- I just got the slack.
- All right.
1217
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,855
This is the plan.
Just keep him distracted.
1218
01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:04,592
Hey, buddy. I was thinking about you.
I may have been a little rough.
1219
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:07,462
But my balls are itching.
1220
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:09,897
I don't know if it's the crabs
or something I caught out here.
1221
01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:12,600
I don't know if--
how buried it is down there,
1222
01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:15,236
but it feels like something
that needs to be scratched.
1223
01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,805
I don't know
if it's something you'd do?
1224
01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:20,708
I'm happy to see that you've
retained your keen sense of humor.
1225
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,777
It's tough to shake, man.
It's kind of who I am.
1226
01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:26,814
Can't wait to see the hilarity that ensues when I perforate your patella.
1227
01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:28,116
My what?
1228
01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:29,250
Your patella.
1229
01:11:29,252 --> 01:11:31,552
The way you said it, is like...
1230
01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:33,554
Is it something
you put on bread?
1231
01:11:33,556 --> 01:11:34,622
Your patella.
1232
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,824
Whoa!
1233
01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:38,092
My what?
1234
01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:41,229
You bastard!
1235
01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:43,197
Nice.
1236
01:11:47,904 --> 01:11:51,005
- Whoo! That's a good plan.
- That's the plan.
1237
01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:52,407
Fuck! Fucker!
1238
01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:53,708
Patella!
1239
01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:00,515
Whoo!
1240
01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:18,666
Download's complete.
Bank account's empty and gift cards are loaded.
1241
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,034
I'm gonna go pack now.
1242
01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:21,836
You've got five minutes, Jo.
1243
01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:28,409
Shh!
1244
01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:33,948
Hey, boys?
1245
01:12:35,452 --> 01:12:38,386
I'm looking for your boss,
Spyder.
1246
01:12:39,322 --> 01:12:40,588
If you know what I mean.
1247
01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:44,559
Hey.
1248
01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,227
¶ Never seen a girl like me ¶
1249
01:12:46,229 --> 01:12:48,663
¶ Never seen a girl like meSo free ¶
1250
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:52,767
¶ Never seen a girl like me I bet you ain't never seen A girl like me ¶
1251
01:12:54,671 --> 01:12:56,170
We gotta cut this or something.
1252
01:12:56,172 --> 01:12:57,705
Help me find a knife
1253
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:59,240
or something,
so we can get the...
1254
01:13:00,243 --> 01:13:03,845
- Ah! Hey!
- Hey, what are you doing?
1255
01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:06,714
- Hey, hey, hey!
- For your big boss!
1256
01:13:08,518 --> 01:13:11,252
Move so I can hit him!
Got a handful for your big boss!
1257
01:13:11,254 --> 01:13:15,556
¶ Never seen a girl like me Never seen a girl like me So free ¶
1258
01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:18,826
¶ Never seen a girl like me I bet you ain't never seen A girl like me ¶
1259
01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:29,070
- No, no, no, no.
- No, don't you do it.
1260
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,272
If you swallow that,
I'm gonna give you a Soweto Blindfold.
1261
01:13:31,274 --> 01:13:32,840
Pop-pop.
1262
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:35,143
You mother...
1263
01:13:37,247 --> 01:13:41,182
¶ Never seen a girl like me Never seen a girl like me So free ¶
1264
01:13:41,184 --> 01:13:43,184
¶ Never seen a girl like me ¶
1265
01:13:44,287 --> 01:13:45,686
¶ Like me ¶
1266
01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:47,288
¶ Never seen a girl like me ¶
1267
01:13:47,290 --> 01:13:49,524
Bite him!
1268
01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:51,292
¶ Never seen a girl like me ¶
1269
01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:53,294
¶ I bet you ain't never seenA girl like me ¶
1270
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,765
- Chew it like a rib!
- He's biting my fucking knee!
1271
01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:01,502
¶ Never seen a girl like me ¶
1272
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:05,706
You fucking crazy fat fuck!
1273
01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:07,542
You can't bite my knee!
1274
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:09,210
- No, no, no. No.
- You crazy motherfucker!
1275
01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:12,280
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Wait! Wait! Wait, wait!
1276
01:14:12,282 --> 01:14:15,049
Once I've shot him,
I'm gonna fuck your corpse!
1277
01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:16,117
Hey! Hey!
1278
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:17,585
You lying mother...
1279
01:14:17,587 --> 01:14:19,987
Take a breath.
Breathe through this.
1280
01:14:19,989 --> 01:14:23,391
- This isn't you. What's the matter?
- He fucking bit my knee!
1281
01:14:23,393 --> 01:14:25,126
- Okay, first of all...
- I'm fucking bleeding!
1282
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:28,663
Listen! That's not your knee.
That's your patella!
1283
01:14:28,665 --> 01:14:30,064
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
1284
01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,133
¶ Never seen a girl like me ¶
1285
01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:37,405
Oh! Pinkie, thank you.
You seem to really always save our ass.
1286
01:14:37,407 --> 01:14:40,174
- Thank you so much.
- Let's get you out of those handcuffs, boys.
1287
01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:43,411
Okay, everybody! Follow me!
1288
01:14:43,413 --> 01:14:44,846
Single track.
1289
01:14:44,848 --> 01:14:46,747
Nobody stop
until we get to Saldana.
1290
01:14:46,749 --> 01:14:48,850
I've got a plane on hot standby
1291
01:14:48,852 --> 01:14:51,419
to get us and our 625 million
the hell out of here.
1292
01:14:51,421 --> 01:14:53,254
Fuck yeah!
1293
01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,856
Will you grow up, Spyder?
1294
01:14:58,461 --> 01:15:00,595
Ma, do you think
we'll need the card machine?
1295
01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:03,598
- I'm pretty sure we will, Jo. Where is it?
- I left it inside on the table.
1296
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,200
For fuck's sake. Get it!
1297
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,603
Everybody! Last sweep
of the house before we leave!
1298
01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:10,304
And hurry up!
1299
01:15:10,306 --> 01:15:12,006
Move it, Gertrude, move it!
1300
01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:13,374
Stop calling me that!
1301
01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:41,536
Wittings! You let 'em go,
you son of a bitch!
1302
01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:55,449
Get in the fucking cars!
1303
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:57,151
Come on!
1304
01:16:04,427 --> 01:16:07,261
Come on, Wonder Woman, let's go!
1305
01:16:15,538 --> 01:16:18,239
- Ma, you're driving like a fucking pussy!
- Shut the fuck up!
1306
01:16:20,343 --> 01:16:21,742
Get them, get them now!
1307
01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:26,614
Watch it!
1308
01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:38,326
You motherfucker! We're coming for you!
1309
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:42,897
Sergeant,
southbound on Lukannon Drive.
1310
01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:44,599
Yes, get your men!
Get there quickly!
1311
01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:46,467
We need backup!
And I mean, fast!
1312
01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:54,675
Ah, dude. I got the gift cards and the code machine.
I like that.
1313
01:16:58,481 --> 01:16:59,814
Go, go, go, go!
1314
01:17:02,452 --> 01:17:05,152
All right, guys, here we go!
Here they come!
1315
01:17:05,888 --> 01:17:07,555
Hello!
1316
01:17:07,557 --> 01:17:10,157
Is that the psycho bitch
who asked you to crack her ass?
1317
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:12,159
She's got an ass
like Kim Kardashian.
1318
01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:14,428
Fuck, she's hot.
1319
01:17:14,430 --> 01:17:17,331
You mean to tell me that you turned
down pussy from that Nubian queen?
1320
01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:20,568
You must be fucking dumb.
Even Archie Moses is smart enough to know
1321
01:17:20,570 --> 01:17:22,303
if you're handed pussy
on a plate,
1322
01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:24,972
you eat it up and you thank God
for the privilege.
1323
01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,641
It's a tricky time to be alive.
1324
01:17:26,643 --> 01:17:29,410
Cut them off!
Cut them off! Go, go, go!
1325
01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:41,956
Fuck! Fuck!
1326
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,290
Well, fuck you!
1327
01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:45,459
Carter! Where the fuck are you?
1328
01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:47,194
I'm not having a good day, okay?
1329
01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:50,431
I'm in a fucking dune buggy
from hell, riding bitch,
1330
01:17:50,433 --> 01:17:53,034
and some bad guys on our ass
like white on rice.
1331
01:17:55,972 --> 01:17:59,140
I've got $625 million
in gift cards
1332
01:17:59,142 --> 01:18:00,808
and the code breaker.
1333
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,276
Okay, listen,
just tell me where you are.
1334
01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:04,812
- Where are we?
- Some dunes, outside Macassar.
1335
01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:07,348
- You heard that?
- What the fuck you doing out there?
1336
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:10,518
How the fuck do I know?
Send your boys before somebody gets shot!
1337
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,954
Okay, listen. There's a little beachside pavilion in Macassar.
Meet you there.
1338
01:18:16,559 --> 01:18:17,858
Go faster!
1339
01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:30,504
Thank God, the cops.
1340
01:18:30,506 --> 01:18:31,706
Corrupt cops.
1341
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:40,047
I need some help here, guys!
Any ideas?
1342
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:41,716
All gas, no brake.
1343
01:18:49,358 --> 01:18:51,826
- Whoa! Is that the seven?
- It's an eight.
1344
01:18:53,162 --> 01:18:57,098
Now, let the big dog
take a shit.
1345
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,509
Damn!
1346
01:19:11,114 --> 01:19:12,613
I'm an eight guy now!
1347
01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:23,290
Fuck!
1348
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,399
Behind you!
1349
01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:34,368
- Ah! Fuck!
- Pow! Pow!
1350
01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,738
There, you motherfucker!
1351
01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:39,640
These motherfuckers
want some more!
1352
01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,976
- Punch it!
- Shit!
1353
01:20:16,746 --> 01:20:18,245
Bitch, I'm coming!
1354
01:20:30,693 --> 01:20:32,493
Fucking move, Ma!
1355
01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,304
I think I got them!
1356
01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:10,464
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1357
01:21:55,711 --> 01:22:00,447
I broke a ball! I'm serious!
1358
01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:01,715
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
1359
01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:03,083
Come on. Let's get this!
1360
01:22:04,887 --> 01:22:06,453
- Come on!
- I'm coming!
1361
01:22:06,455 --> 01:22:08,756
Let's go get
those fucking rat fucks!
1362
01:22:08,758 --> 01:22:10,190
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
1363
01:22:10,192 --> 01:22:11,625
Time to fucking run!
1364
01:22:11,627 --> 01:22:13,027
Come on, Carter!
1365
01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:16,430
Yeah,
you better run, motherfucker!
1366
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,966
- Get out, boys!
- Follow my track. Follow my track.
1367
01:22:31,814 --> 01:22:34,114
- Fuck!
- Let's get the money.
1368
01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:36,183
Don't leave a single
fucking card. Let's go.
1369
01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:47,828
Okay, split up.
1370
01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:02,076
Hurry up!
1371
01:23:02,078 --> 01:23:03,877
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
1372
01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:23,597
Come on! Come on! Come on!
1373
01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:25,065
Shit! Shit! Shit!
1374
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,840
- Come on!
- Let's go!
1375
01:23:32,842 --> 01:23:34,675
Let's move, move, move out!
1376
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:38,112
Where's the backup?
1377
01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,080
- Let's go and get him!
- Go, go, go!
1378
01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:44,885
- Go, go, go, go!
- Get down, get down!
1379
01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:58,532
- Fire one!
- Behind the building!
1380
01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:00,367
On the fucking wall!
1381
01:24:01,871 --> 01:24:03,203
Stay down!
1382
01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:10,711
Fuck!
1383
01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:15,049
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
1384
01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:21,622
Is that all you got? Hmm?
1385
01:24:22,525 --> 01:24:23,857
Come. Do me, bitch.
1386
01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:26,260
Let's see if you can.
Come, come, come.
1387
01:24:26,262 --> 01:24:29,663
Moses, twinkie dick over here
thinks he can shoot me.
1388
01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:30,998
Let's see if you can do it.
1389
01:24:31,534 --> 01:24:32,666
Do it, man!
1390
01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:34,435
Do me, bitch!
1391
01:24:46,348 --> 01:24:47,514
Do me, bitch.
1392
01:24:48,117 --> 01:24:50,117
Do me. Come on.
1393
01:24:53,722 --> 01:24:56,023
You can't.
You know why?
1394
01:24:56,025 --> 01:24:59,960
'Cause you're a pussy!
1395
01:25:01,397 --> 01:25:03,297
Come on, you fucking cunt!
1396
01:25:06,735 --> 01:25:08,335
Shit! Take cover!
1397
01:25:09,071 --> 01:25:10,671
Shit! Get down!
1398
01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:15,209
If I'm gonna do it,
I'm gonna do it right here.
1399
01:25:15,211 --> 01:25:16,944
The old family jewels.
1400
01:25:16,946 --> 01:25:18,779
Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
1401
01:25:18,781 --> 01:25:21,482
Look at him. Oh, shit, is he...
1402
01:25:21,484 --> 01:25:23,817
- Hey, no. No, no, no.
- I'm getting nervous.
1403
01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:25,152
Fucking take that thing away,
man!
1404
01:25:28,257 --> 01:25:30,591
Get down!
1405
01:25:30,593 --> 01:25:32,926
- Ooh!
- Take the fucking gun away, man!
1406
01:25:32,928 --> 01:25:34,761
- Ooh!
- Take the fucking gun away!
1407
01:25:34,763 --> 01:25:37,631
Fuck that!
Let's get out of here!
1408
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:39,566
- Take the fucking gun away!
- I'm getting nervous!
1409
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,335
- Oh, please!
- I'm getting nervous!
1410
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:45,038
Cover me! Cover me!
1411
01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:49,676
Please, boet.
1412
01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:54,214
Nah!
1413
01:25:55,851 --> 01:25:57,084
Killing people sucks.
1414
01:25:58,354 --> 01:25:59,520
You made the right move.
1415
01:26:00,122 --> 01:26:01,221
Pussy.
1416
01:26:04,593 --> 01:26:05,926
Drop the gun.
1417
01:26:05,928 --> 01:26:08,328
Man, this girl's
a real ball ache.
1418
01:26:16,105 --> 01:26:17,237
Hello, Pernilla.
1419
01:26:18,107 --> 01:26:19,640
Lovely to finally meet you.
1420
01:26:19,642 --> 01:26:21,975
Is it? You twat!
1421
01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:24,278
Secure this.
1422
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,379
Come on, guys.
1423
01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:28,015
Okay. Okay!
1424
01:26:28,017 --> 01:26:31,485
Drop it,
because I will shoot you.
1425
01:26:31,487 --> 01:26:32,819
And you're hard to miss.
1426
01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:37,191
Drop it! Now!
1427
01:26:40,129 --> 01:26:41,762
Drop the fucking gun!
1428
01:26:42,131 --> 01:26:43,263
I said--
1429
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:46,867
Ah!
1430
01:26:46,869 --> 01:26:48,869
You should've fuckin' blown
my balls off
1431
01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:50,871
when you had the chance,
motherfucker!
1432
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,506
'Cause now I've got you
by the balls.
1433
01:26:52,508 --> 01:26:53,874
You had a good run.
1434
01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:55,475
Just let my guy go, man.
1435
01:26:55,477 --> 01:26:57,644
I'll let him go
when I wanna let him go.
1436
01:26:57,646 --> 01:27:01,882
Because first,
I'm gonna bleed out little baby Moses over here.
1437
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:04,518
And then, I'm gonna cut
your little dick off.
1438
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,421
And then, I'm gonna come
for your mama, bitch!
1439
01:27:07,423 --> 01:27:10,090
Carter, Carter, shoot him in the face.
I don't give a shit.
1440
01:27:10,092 --> 01:27:12,726
- Yeah, shoot me in the face, motherfucker!
- I wanna live. I am a pussy.
1441
01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:14,528
Shoot him in the face, man!
1442
01:27:14,530 --> 01:27:16,496
He can't fucking shoot me in the face because he's a pussy!
1443
01:27:16,498 --> 01:27:18,732
I give you permission.
Shoot him in the face!
1444
01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:24,004
Goddamn it!
1445
01:27:24,006 --> 01:27:25,639
Fuck me!
1446
01:27:28,010 --> 01:27:30,410
Fuck! You fucking puss!
1447
01:27:30,412 --> 01:27:33,480
You fucking shot me with my own fucking gun,
you fat...
1448
01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:36,283
Fuck.
1449
01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:39,586
Fuck!
You shot me with my own gun!
1450
01:27:41,023 --> 01:27:44,524
- Jesus!
- Are you in pain? Huh?
1451
01:27:44,526 --> 01:27:46,093
Yeah, I'm fucking in pain!
1452
01:27:46,095 --> 01:27:48,895
Remember what you said.
"If you're dumb, you bleed."
1453
01:27:48,897 --> 01:27:50,697
Guess who's bleeding?
1454
01:27:52,067 --> 01:27:54,234
Does it hurt right here?
1455
01:27:54,236 --> 01:27:57,738
Jou fucking naai!Is jy mal in jou kop, man?
1456
01:27:57,740 --> 01:27:58,872
Carter!
1457
01:27:58,874 --> 01:28:00,974
You shot me on purpose, man!
1458
01:28:00,976 --> 01:28:02,409
Yeah, I did shoot you
on purpose,
1459
01:28:02,411 --> 01:28:04,511
but I knew what I was doing
when I shot you.
1460
01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:07,147
You're lucky I didn't shoot you
in your head.
1461
01:28:07,149 --> 01:28:08,815
We're even! We're fucking even!
1462
01:28:08,817 --> 01:28:09,983
- No, we're not even.
- Yeah, we're even.
1463
01:28:09,985 --> 01:28:11,485
- We're not even!
- We're even!
1464
01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,654
- We're not even.
- Okay, but it's close.
1465
01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:16,957
Goddamn, that hurts!
1466
01:28:22,231 --> 01:28:23,964
Get me some help. Anybody?
1467
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:25,265
Shut the fuck up, man!
1468
01:28:25,267 --> 01:28:27,234
You shut the fuck up, bitch!
1469
01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:33,206
Good job, Carter.
1470
01:28:33,942 --> 01:28:35,809
It's what I do. Pussy and tacos.
1471
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:39,513
Just one more thing,
and we'll get all this cleaned up.
1472
01:28:39,515 --> 01:28:41,081
Where's the code
for the ledgers?
1473
01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:44,217
Ah! You're gonna love this.
1474
01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:46,553
- Yeah?
- Follow me. Check this out.
1475
01:28:48,123 --> 01:28:50,190
- Code for the ledgers.
- That's right.
1476
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,727
Ready for this? Wait for it!
1477
01:28:56,765 --> 01:28:59,232
Here's a gift.
1478
01:28:59,802 --> 01:29:00,934
Souvenir.
1479
01:29:02,104 --> 01:29:03,870
At least it's not a flash drive.
1480
01:29:03,872 --> 01:29:05,839
Flesh drive, that's all right.
1481
01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:08,241
You still owe me
a handshake, bitch.
1482
01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:27,294
This bullet in your brain is like a time bomb.
1483
01:29:50,652 --> 01:29:52,486
Hey, dummy.
1484
01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:54,588
'Bout time.
I was worried about you.
1485
01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:57,724
Hey, congratulations.
1486
01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:00,527
You got the bad guys.
Job well done.
1487
01:30:00,529 --> 01:30:03,163
Well, I didn't exactly
get all the bad guys.
1488
01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:04,331
That's true.
1489
01:30:04,333 --> 01:30:06,366
I got probably
a little bit more,
1490
01:30:06,368 --> 01:30:08,668
but that's just because
I'm built for it.
1491
01:30:08,670 --> 01:30:11,271
Um, don't I deserve
a little credit?
1492
01:30:12,841 --> 01:30:15,242
- Hey, Pink.
- Whoa.
1493
01:30:15,244 --> 01:30:20,013
Hey, Carter. Before I go,
I got a question for you.
1494
01:30:20,015 --> 01:30:25,519
I am thinking about...
becoming a crook again.
1495
01:30:25,521 --> 01:30:29,389
Getting back into the crook business.
What do you think?
1496
01:30:29,391 --> 01:30:33,260
I gotta tell you,
a couple gift cards may have fallen into my wallet.
1497
01:30:33,262 --> 01:30:35,595
That's blood money.
You do know that, right?
1498
01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:38,064
I do know that.
And I thought about that,
1499
01:30:38,066 --> 01:30:40,967
but turns out,
it spends just the same.
1500
01:30:40,969 --> 01:30:43,437
They still take it and they don't even ask where it comes from.
1501
01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:47,307
No more gravy mop-up for me.
Sorry, Pinkie.
1502
01:30:47,309 --> 01:30:53,313
And I got a little extra cash on me,
if you would like some.
1503
01:30:55,451 --> 01:30:56,516
No, thank you.
1504
01:30:57,386 --> 01:30:58,785
Kind of thought you'd say that.
1505
01:30:59,488 --> 01:31:00,921
Well, I gotta go.
1506
01:31:00,923 --> 01:31:03,156
There's a road out there
with my name on it.
1507
01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:05,759
Oh, and, Pinkie?
1508
01:31:05,761 --> 01:31:08,462
Give my kneepad to the next guy.
1509
01:31:09,097 --> 01:31:13,667
Oh, and... one last thing.
1510
01:31:15,604 --> 01:31:17,304
I never stopped loving you.
1511
01:31:18,507 --> 01:31:20,040
Just want you to know that.
1512
01:31:21,243 --> 01:31:22,309
Take care, Pinkie.
1513
01:31:22,311 --> 01:31:24,511
Still a dick.
1514
01:31:42,264 --> 01:31:43,363
So...
1515
01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,600
So?
1516
01:31:49,171 --> 01:31:52,939
Tell me...
what's California like?
1517
01:31:52,941 --> 01:31:55,909
Hmm... Mountains.
1518
01:31:57,045 --> 01:31:58,578
Peaky mountains.
1519
01:32:03,385 --> 01:32:06,486
I been thinking about...
visiting.
1520
01:32:06,488 --> 01:32:07,854
I have a friend out there.
1521
01:32:07,856 --> 01:32:09,789
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1522
01:32:09,791 --> 01:32:12,859
He's a nice enough guy.
A little bit wacky, but he's cool.
1523
01:32:15,831 --> 01:32:17,097
Is he a homeowner?
1524
01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:18,965
Mm-mmm.
1525
01:32:20,302 --> 01:32:22,235
He lives in LA.
1526
01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:30,977
- He rents.
- Mm-hmm.
1527
01:32:42,524 --> 01:32:44,190
Fucking Carter!
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