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t.me/@Abolix
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Y'all come down
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to the Baskets Family Rodeo.
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If we all stay in our own lanes
as business partners,
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We can get somewhere.
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You're stealing
Christine's treadmill?
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- It's called collateral.
- You're not a French clown.
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Be proud 'cause
you're a Bakersfield clown.
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- Propose what?
- Marriage.
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To your mom.
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I just want to tell you,
you have my blessing.
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Really?
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Well, somebody around here
has to get married.
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Ten. Nine. Eight.
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- Hello?
- Chips!
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- Hey, Penelope.
- Happy New Year!
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- Five. Four.
- Christine?
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- I want to ask you something.
- Three. Two.
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- What?
- One.
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Happy New Year!
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Chip, I'm coming
to L.A. to record an album.
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Wow. Los Angeles. That's, uh...
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I mean, it's not as inspiring
as Paris, but congratulations.
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Thank you.
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So, Chip, what do you think?
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Should I rent a car
while I'm in Los Angeles or...?
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What?!
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- Chip!
- Hold on. What's that?
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Should I rent a car
when I'm in Los Angeles?
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A car... Um...
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Uh, well are you...?
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Um... You know, uh, a car...
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Well, you're-you're gonna be
recording all day, right?
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Sort of.
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Uh... no. Okay, here.
Um... no.
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You don't... you don't...
you don't need a car.
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Plus, most of the drivers
in Los Angeles
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are stoned out of their minds.
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- I-I don't drive.
- I know.
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Well, maybe
Martha can be my chauffeur?
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- Chip!
- I'll be right down! I promise you!
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Martha never leaves Bakersfield.
She's-she's a townie.
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- Chip!
- Hold on!
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- Your mother's engaged!
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Penelope,
can-can I call you later?
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_
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Say good-bye to your house.
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♪ We are going out of here... ♪
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Oh, God, turn that off.
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Hey, Mom, we're leaving!
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See you there!
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Come on, Ronnie.
Time to go.
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Get in here.
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We're going to the new house.
It's not far.
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The smell should be about
the same, except for Ken's musk.
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Hmm.
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See you, house.
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So much smaller when it's empty.
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Breaker, breaker.
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Anybody copy?
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Oh, God, it's not a good time
for the walkie!
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Dale,
we got some human trash here
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trying to steal your treadmill.
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Copy that. And 10-4. Over.
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Freeze!
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I should have figured
it was you, Chip.
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Since when did you become...
Halt.
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Since when did you become
Mama's little errand boy?
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Ever since you decided
to retire from the rodeo.
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- What... what is going on?!
- Retire...
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It's a sabbatical!
You can have the treadmill.
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Fine.
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Okay, straighten it out.
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Straight back now.
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Yup. Come on.
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God. Is this Sherwin-Williams?
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I don't think so.
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Is this the color I picked
or the primer?
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No, it's the color.
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I couldn't have picked this.
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What, you don't like it?
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Want to do something different?
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This can't be Casa Blanca,
can it?
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Hold up a sec, guys.
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Looks more like canary.
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Oh, I hate birds.
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Honey, it's only paint.
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Let's just paint it again.
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- You're right.
- Hold on. Susan, it's fine, honey. Relax.
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Uh, Christine, let me call you back.
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- Uh, Susan hates this travel stuff.
- Okay.
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Yeah, I'll call you when I get
settled in at the hotel.
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- Love you.
- I love you, too.
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Here you go, Jeff.
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Thank you, Scooty.
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Here you go, Hank.
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Thanks so much, Nick.
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Thank you, Dean.
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Here you go, Junior.
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Here you go, Steph.
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Thanks so much.
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Thanks for your help!
We'll see you next season!
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Okay, you ready
for this meeting, guys?
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- Is your mom coming?
- No, she's doing wedding stuff.
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I don't think she's coming.
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Oh, good. My butt's gone
to sleep in this chair.
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That's fine. Yeah, that's fine.
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So, listen,
now that it's the off-season,
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I think we need to find
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new ways to generate some income
for the rodeo.
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- Okay.
- Any ideas?
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- Nope.
- Okay.
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Here's what I've got.
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Since we have
this wonderful venue, the rodeo,
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what if we attract
circus groups?
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Or-or-or traveling troupes
of-of jugglers
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and jesters, and we attract
clowns from
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all parts of the world,
and maybe Bakersfield bec...
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can become a mecca
r-for-for.... for clowning?
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What do you think?
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Well, I don't know so much
about that...
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buffoon clownery
and all that fannagarall,
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but the Boot Fair
and Belt Festival...
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They always rent the place.
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Okay, yeah.
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Well, that makes sense, I guess.
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They pay good,
and they're dependable.
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A thousand dollars a weekend.
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We sell our own...
sell popcorn...
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Mom?
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In the dining room, honey.
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I'm up to my eyeballs
in wedding rigmarole.
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Oh, my God, these invitations...
They're so...
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Oh, terrible calligraphy.
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- Oh.
- Rodeo's pretty quiet.
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Everything's taken
care of. Not much going on.
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What do you mean
"not much going on"?
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You got to get something going.
That's a business.
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- Yeah, I know. Uh...
- Okay.
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I had a business-type
meeting thing today.
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And looks like we're gonna
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rent the rodeo out to the, uh,
Boot Fair and the Belt Expo.
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Boots and Belts.
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- I love it!
- Yeah.
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You deserve a cookie.
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Double stuffed.
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- Your favorite, aren't they?
- Um... no, no.
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- Not really?
- No, but, uh, mm.
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Oh, I'm gonna have one, too.
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You know,
you don't think you want to eat
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- a hundred Oreos, but you can.
- No.
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Oh, honey, you're gonna have
to sleep in the gift wrap room
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because your room's full
of tarps.
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That's fine.
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And I need a color
for your room.
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- Have you decided yet?
- No.
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How about San Clemente Teal?
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I like beige.
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Beige?
That's not a color, honey.
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- Chip!
- Hey.
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Listen, I've been rethinking
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about what I told you
about renting a car.
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- Chip, I arrive tomorrow.
- Oh, good.
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Good. So I caught you
just in time. Uh...
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I'm worried
that you're under the assumption
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that there's some kind
of European train
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that links up to the airport,
and that's not the case.
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- I'll come get you.
- No, no, no.
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- Don't. It's too much hassle.
- No.
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It'd be good. I'll just pick you
up, we could have a chit-chat.
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I could maybe take you
to an American drive-thru.
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Okay, sure.
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- How much do you charge?
- Well, it's free.
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I'm.... Uh, uh, I'm your friend.
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Oh, Chippu,
nothing in life is free.
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Yeah, you're right about that.
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Okay, listen.
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I arrive at 7:00 in Los Angeles,
but I'll text you
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from my layover
in Chicago, okay?
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- Okay. Yeah, that... that would be...
- Okay.
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- Bye. Thank you.
- Yeah, ciao.
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Hmm.
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Hey!
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I need to pick someone up
at the airport tonight.
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Can I borrow your car?
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Sorry, Chip.
I'd let you use my car,
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but I've got to drive my mom
around for a few days.
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She just had cataract surgery.
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Are we there yet?
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Hey, Ms. Brooks.
She looks like Roy Orbison.
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You know, Chip, Costco Insurance
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has partnerships with car rental
places all over town.
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I could give you
a 20% off coupon.
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You're authorized to do that?
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Well, try dropping my name.
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They might really hook you up.
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Hook me up? To what?
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No. Mom, I was talking to Chip.
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Chip? Who's Chip?
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Okay, thanks so much.
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- Bye, Ms. Brooks.
- Bye.
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Good luck with the welding classes.
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What did he say?
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Um, he thinks that you're going
to a welding class.
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All right, so with your coupon
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and the mention of
Martha Brooks, that'll be $129.
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$129?
I thought it'd be around...
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Well, I thought
it'd be around free.
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Nothing in life is free.
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You need to pay for insurance.
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Yeah, I don't...
It's just a half a day.
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I don't need this stuff.
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Well, let's say
you get in an accident.
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Now, you don't want
collection agents
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knocking on your door,
trying to get your money, okay?
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So, what you want to do is get
this full coverage,
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and that way,
it'll cover everything,
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and you can just walk away.
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Just walk away, huh?
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What state is the car in now?
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Well, the car won't go
in reverse... or drive,
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but the airbag works very well.
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Okay. How are you doing now?
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Um, listen, I'm fine,
but I'm in a big rush, okay?
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I just walked away,
like you said.
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Well, I did say that, but...
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All right, Regina, I'm... I'm in
a rush. Thank you so much.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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My name is Susan.
I'm very happy to be here.
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What is your name?
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I'm Ronald Reagan.
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- Just call me "Ronnie."
- Oh.
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Oh, I love your face.
It's so unusual.
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I'm from Colorado,
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and I've never lived
with another cat before.
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Well, you'll be fine here
because my mom loves cats.
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Doesn't she? I'm gonna get... Oh!
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-Oh!
-Hey, Mom.
-Chip!
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I need to borrow a car.
Do you have the keys?
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- What? My car keys?
- Yeah.
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Cat!
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What happened to your face?
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No, I-I'm fine, Mom.
Hi, Ken. How are you?
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- Hey, Chip.
- Welcome to town.
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- Hey, glad to be here.
- Nice to see you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- What kind of shenanigans...?
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Hey, Ken,
do you have a...? Uh...
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He's always doing
these kind of things.
250
00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:38,721
Hey, Ken, do you have car
I can borrow?
251
00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:41,430
I don't think he's fit to drive.
252
00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:43,223
It's always
something with him...
253
00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:45,049
- Money, car, keys.
- Mom,
254
00:10:45,074 --> 00:10:47,372
a friend is relying on me.
Can I borrow your car?
255
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,907
- No.
- Why?
256
00:10:48,989 --> 00:10:51,734
Well, at least let me put
some Mercurochrome on this.
257
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,260
- What?
- Or a salve.
258
00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:55,416
- I don't want your salves on my face.
- Oh...
259
00:10:55,539 --> 00:10:57,712
Well, you're gonna get
an infection, and then what?
260
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,488
- He-he does have obligations.
- What?
261
00:11:00,725 --> 00:11:03,855
Well, why don't you take him
then, Ken? Ken will take you.
262
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,724
I can do it myself, Mom.
It's fine. I can...
263
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,246
Go ahead, Ken.
264
00:11:07,695 --> 00:11:09,045
Welcome to the family.
265
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,291
I'll take care of the cats.
266
00:11:11,316 --> 00:11:12,745
I don't have gas money.
267
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,665
Ronald?
268
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,848
Didn't know we was going this far.
269
00:11:29,185 --> 00:11:30,739
Might have to get some gas.
270
00:11:30,849 --> 00:11:33,325
I should've driven.
It's just to help out a friend.
271
00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:36,497
Well, is this a friend
or a "friend"?
272
00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:38,797
I don't really know.
273
00:11:40,472 --> 00:11:41,983
Friend. Yeah, friend.
274
00:11:42,721 --> 00:11:45,194
Have you thought about what color
you want to paint your room?
275
00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:48,011
I like plaid,
or is that more of an attitude?
276
00:11:48,649 --> 00:11:50,689
Yeah, that could be
a little tricky.
277
00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:54,205
You know, sometimes you put
a color like that on the wall,
278
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:57,041
and you step back and look at it
and go, "Wow, that's no good."
279
00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:58,609
Or sometimes you love it,
280
00:11:58,993 --> 00:12:00,873
and two years later,
it's out of style.
281
00:12:01,927 --> 00:12:04,323
How long are you planning
on staying with us, Chip?
282
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,403
Uh, I don't know.
I guess until I die?
283
00:12:09,571 --> 00:12:10,703
Oh, God.
284
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,752
Huh?
285
00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:16,395
Ronnie?
286
00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:19,003
Stop it, you two!
287
00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:20,895
What are you do...? Oh!
288
00:12:20,997 --> 00:12:22,457
Ronnie!
289
00:12:22,871 --> 00:12:24,085
Susan!
290
00:12:25,027 --> 00:12:26,527
Susan.
291
00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:27,817
Ow!
292
00:12:27,842 --> 00:12:29,178
Bad kitty.
293
00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:33,001
There-there she is.
294
00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:34,762
Penelope!
295
00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:38,364
Oh... Chip.
296
00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:40,073
- How are you?
- How are you?
297
00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:44,043
- Nice to see you.
- Oh, so nice to see you, too.
298
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,331
- Have you been well?
- Oh, it's...
299
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,434
Colorado plates, move it along.
300
00:12:47,459 --> 00:12:48,618
- Come on, you two!
- Oh.
301
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,872
- Let me help you with this stuff.
- Who is this?
302
00:12:49,897 --> 00:12:51,164
Oh, that's, uh,
my mom's boyfriend.
303
00:12:51,775 --> 00:12:53,441
Your... your mom's boyfriend?
304
00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:54,920
- Yeah, that's... that's Ken.
- Oh.
305
00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:56,711
He's having sex with my mom.
306
00:12:59,004 --> 00:13:01,612
Wow, Hollywood.
Look... Madame Tussauds.
307
00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:02,754
Yeah.
308
00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:05,320
So, you know, uh,
Chip and I were married
309
00:13:05,414 --> 00:13:08,441
before his mother sent me away?
310
00:13:08,636 --> 00:13:11,437
No, Chip never told me
you guys were married.
311
00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:14,004
- Yeah.
- You never told him?
312
00:13:14,538 --> 00:13:15,241
Uh...
313
00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:16,831
And Christine sent you away?
314
00:13:17,782 --> 00:13:19,645
She did, yes.
315
00:13:20,336 --> 00:13:22,965
Because we had an arrangement,
you know?
316
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,471
I needed a green card,
317
00:13:24,496 --> 00:13:26,731
uh, Chip needed someone to love.
318
00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:28,822
But, uh, Christine didn't think
319
00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:30,533
it was a good idea, so...
320
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,278
she called my father, and...
321
00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:35,365
- Hmm. Oh, I see.
- Yeah.
322
00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:37,808
I'm sorry.
323
00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:39,552
Mm, yes.
324
00:13:41,685 --> 00:13:44,504
Is she still
destroying your life?
325
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,897
Uh...
326
00:13:46,848 --> 00:13:47,822
she-she's got...
327
00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:49,804
She's better.
Bit better.
328
00:13:49,993 --> 00:13:51,994
That's a "yes."
329
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,257
Hey, Ken,
so you moved to Bakerfield
330
00:13:56,308 --> 00:13:58,271
to marry a Basket just like me.
331
00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:00,631
Mm-hmm.
332
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,664
I hope you're more luckier
than me, though.
333
00:14:02,766 --> 00:14:04,900
Yeah, well, I hope so.
334
00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:06,491
Yeah.
335
00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:09,583
It was good, though, really.
It was good in the end.
336
00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,751
After all,
I went back to France,
337
00:14:11,776 --> 00:14:14,443
and I dealt
with my father, and...
338
00:14:14,468 --> 00:14:15,733
It's, uh, different status...
339
00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,090
Ho-Hold on.
Ho-Hold on, Penelope.
340
00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:18,315
Let me take this call.
341
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,523
Hey, Chrissy.
342
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,756
Hey, the cats got
in a big fight.
343
00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:24,123
I just wanted to let you know.
344
00:14:24,148 --> 00:14:26,266
Oh, no. Is Susan okay?
345
00:14:26,535 --> 00:14:28,393
Yeah, I... I think she is.
346
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,600
- Chip?
- Yes.
347
00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:32,819
Did you decide
on the paint for your room?
348
00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:35,845
Is it gonna be Bluebird Breeze
or Blue Boy Balloon?
349
00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:37,847
Oh, I was...
350
00:14:37,949 --> 00:14:39,548
Hello, Mama Baskets!
351
00:14:40,282 --> 00:14:42,484
It's me, Penelope.
352
00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:49,129
Ken... take me off speaker.
353
00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:51,174
Okay, sweetie.
Talk to you later.
354
00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:52,424
Bye.
355
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:53,548
God.
356
00:14:54,732 --> 00:14:56,673
Didn't you say she got better?
357
00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:58,149
She just doesn't... She...
358
00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:00,202
She doesn't like
to be on speakerphone.
359
00:15:09,895 --> 00:15:12,288
- Hey, staying with us? Okay.
- Uh, she is.
360
00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:13,941
- Yeah, let me take that. No.
- Oh, I got it.
361
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:15,332
You know, it's what we do.
I can just...
362
00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:16,811
I can just take it.
No. Can I help you take that?
363
00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:18,736
I was just gonna...
just take it up to her room...
364
00:15:18,838 --> 00:15:20,838
Whoa, careful, careful.
Aah! My finger. Ow.
365
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:23,339
- Thanks. I'll get this.
- Oh, yeah.
366
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,054
Uh, she flew in?
367
00:15:25,079 --> 00:15:26,344
Yeah, she had a long flight.
368
00:15:26,446 --> 00:15:28,881
Hey, Uber guy, can you pull out
of here, please?
369
00:15:28,983 --> 00:15:30,949
He's, uh...
he's actually with me.
370
00:15:31,052 --> 00:15:32,355
He's, uh, my, uh. He's my...
371
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:35,462
Hey, do you want me
to call you step-dad or dad?
372
00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:36,776
- How do...?
- No, call me "Dad."
373
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,701
- Yeah, that's my dad.
- Oh. So, I'm sorry about that.
374
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,434
- Thank you.
- Oh, yeah, I'll-I'll take that.
375
00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:44,530
Well...
376
00:15:46,152 --> 00:15:47,704
thank you so much.
377
00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:50,848
It was so nice to see you.
378
00:15:51,303 --> 00:15:52,464
Okay.
379
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,635
Ciao.
380
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:55,952
Good-bye.
381
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:01,098
Hey, Pene... Penelope?
382
00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:02,925
- Penelope?
- Yeah?
383
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:07,316
Did you want to maybe, uh,
grab a bite to eat tonight?
384
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,755
Um...
385
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,567
Remember that place in Paris
we used to go to go?
386
00:16:10,592 --> 00:16:12,759
- That looked like a...
- No. I'm sorry. I'm so tired.
387
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:14,932
I just had a long flight,
you know?
388
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,179
It's just
that I'm in Los Angeles,
389
00:16:17,204 --> 00:16:18,854
and it's kind of neat for me.
390
00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:20,145
I'm stuck in Bakersfield.
391
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,283
I thought maybe...
392
00:16:21,308 --> 00:16:22,740
Ah, right.
393
00:16:24,197 --> 00:16:25,431
You're stuck with your mother.
394
00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,175
You need to get away,
395
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,104
I think, hmm?
396
00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:31,725
Penelope?
397
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:34,496
- I'm sorry. I have to go.
- Penelope?
398
00:16:34,581 --> 00:16:35,675
Good luck.
399
00:16:36,213 --> 00:16:37,357
That you?
400
00:16:37,435 --> 00:16:38,834
Hey! Hey!
401
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:40,124
Come on in. The water's fine.
402
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:41,581
Welcome to your future.
403
00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:43,572
Oh.
404
00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:44,603
Okay.
405
00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:48,432
Sorry, Chip.
I was worried about my cat.
406
00:16:58,556 --> 00:17:00,456
Hi, I'm HUELL HOWSER.
407
00:17:00,481 --> 00:17:01,913
And if you like animals,
408
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,371
- you should watch our video log
- KEN: Christine?
409
00:17:03,396 --> 00:17:04,664
- Special tonight starring...
- In here.
410
00:17:05,496 --> 00:17:06,653
Hi, boys.
411
00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:08,394
- Where's Susan?
- Oh.
412
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:10,689
She ran in the,
uh, gift wrap room,
413
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,199
and Ronnie... I don't know where
he ran, but...
414
00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,836
They're just not connecting yet.
It's gonna take time.
415
00:17:16,156 --> 00:17:18,619
Oh, poor Susan.
She must be so scared.
416
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,343
Well, Ronnie's scared.
417
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,454
- Chip, how are you?
- I'm fine, Mom, thank you.
418
00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:24,842
You know what?
She knows my scent.
419
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,970
I think I'll go sleep
in the gift wrap room with her,
420
00:17:26,995 --> 00:17:29,129
- keep her company.
- Ken...
421
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:31,264
Just throw an old shirt
in there.
422
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:33,466
Now I'm gonna be all alone.
423
00:17:35,202 --> 00:17:36,593
Where are you gonna sleep,
honey?
424
00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:40,473
Uh, just... This is....
425
00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:42,542
We made some of our
most popular video logs...
426
00:17:42,573 --> 00:17:44,542
- I'm tired.
- Yeah.
427
00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:48,912
You know, your dad always liked
to sleep in a chair.
428
00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:52,588
Starting with
the smallest pets we ever met.
429
00:17:57,358 --> 00:17:58,690
Oh, Chri... Oh...
430
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,086
Christine? Oh.
431
00:18:01,111 --> 00:18:03,520
Hey. Hello from down the hall.
432
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:04,908
You know,
433
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:09,102
I'm kind of used to talking
to you on the screen like this.
434
00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:10,742
I just wanted to say
435
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,604
I know how hard it must be
for you and Susan.
436
00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:16,979
I'm a cat person, you know, so,
437
00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:19,768
I really realize
what you're going through.
438
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:23,533
I just wanted
to say I... I understand.
439
00:18:23,558 --> 00:18:24,977
Thank you, baby.
I want you to know
440
00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:28,103
that both Susan and I are
very happy to be here.
441
00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:29,747
Aren't we, baby? See?
442
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,595
Well, you tell Susan
that I had a talk
443
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:35,135
with Ronald Reagan,
and he's over it.
444
00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:39,392
And he's gonna allow
a Democratic cat in the house.
445
00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:43,338
- You registered the cat as a Democrat?
- Yes.
446
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:47,633
And thank you so much
for being nice to Chip.
447
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:49,251
- Yeah.
- You know, I think
448
00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:51,084
he's struggling
with this move, too.
449
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,910
- Chip's a sensitive kid.
- Yeah.
450
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,151
Oh, speak of the devil.
451
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,160
- Hey, Chip.
- Hey, Mom.
452
00:18:57,185 --> 00:18:59,084
Hey, Ken, I got to go.
Good night, honey.
453
00:18:59,109 --> 00:19:00,474
I'll see you in the morning.
454
00:19:00,499 --> 00:19:01,514
Good night. I love y...
455
00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:03,292
Chip, what are you doing?
456
00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:04,807
- Did you wake up?
- Hey, Mom.
457
00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:06,806
Yeah, do you have a sleeping bag
in any of the box?
458
00:19:06,831 --> 00:19:08,064
I'm chilly downstairs.
459
00:19:08,089 --> 00:19:09,317
I did, but you know,
460
00:19:09,342 --> 00:19:11,916
I kind of zone out
when I'm packing.
461
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,685
Come on in here.
462
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,508
- You know what you need?
- What?
463
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:18,893
You need a hug
from your mother who loves you.
464
00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:20,822
- I'm good.
- Get in here
465
00:19:20,847 --> 00:19:23,197
and cuddle with me a little bit.
I miss that.
466
00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:24,654
Mom, I'm fine.
467
00:19:24,952 --> 00:19:26,585
This is a California King.
468
00:19:26,688 --> 00:19:27,953
No, thank you.
469
00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:29,595
Come on.
470
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,052
Oh.
471
00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:41,174
You know, Ken's here now,
and it's hard for us to adjust.
472
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:44,385
You know I'm not trying
to replace you, honey.
473
00:19:45,944 --> 00:19:48,677
You're such a good boy.
I just love you.
474
00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:51,466
Have you, uh,
475
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,089
thought about a color
476
00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:56,471
of paint for your room?
477
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,432
Mom, I... I was...
478
00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:04,165
I've kind of been thinking
479
00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:06,357
that maybe I'm gonna move out,
480
00:20:06,459 --> 00:20:07,947
so, I...
481
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,604
- Uncle Chip!
- Hi.
482
00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:38,279
- How are you?
- Welcome, man.
483
00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:39,535
Hi!
484
00:20:39,568 --> 00:20:40,934
- Come in, come in.
- Hi.
485
00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,459
Come in, man.
This is the palace.
486
00:20:42,484 --> 00:20:44,599
Thank you guys so much
for letting me stay here.
487
00:20:44,624 --> 00:20:45,928
- I appreciate it.
- Of course, man.
488
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,352
He's supposed
to sleep with us for, like,
489
00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:49,096
- a year or whatever, so...
- Yeah, so you can
490
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:52,099
stay in his room till
he's, like, one or even longer.
491
00:20:52,201 --> 00:20:54,443
Yeah. Do you want to hold him?
492
00:20:54,468 --> 00:20:55,256
I'm fine.
493
00:20:55,281 --> 00:20:56,747
- He wants you to hold him.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
494
00:20:56,849 --> 00:20:57,948
Yeah, get him.
495
00:20:57,973 --> 00:20:59,240
Here you go, Uncle Chippy.
Get me!
496
00:20:59,419 --> 00:21:00,751
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh...
497
00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:02,586
- Yes.
- It's okay.
498
00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:04,254
Hi.
499
00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:05,921
Hi.
500
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,759
- Look at that. Natural.
- Yes.
501
00:21:08,861 --> 00:21:10,229
Uncle Chippy.
502
00:21:10,305 --> 00:21:11,375
What's its name?
503
00:21:11,991 --> 00:21:13,631
Well, we never would've met
504
00:21:13,656 --> 00:21:14,954
if it wasn't for you,
so we named him...
505
00:21:14,979 --> 00:21:16,671
- Chip. We named him Chip.
- Chip.
506
00:21:16,696 --> 00:21:18,328
Named him Chip, like your name.
507
00:21:18,431 --> 00:21:21,197
Chip. Yes! Welcome
to the family, Uncle Chip.
508
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You're in.
509
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:24,592
Hi, Chip.
510
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,546
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