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>> [ Sighs ] Please tell me you didn't forget our life-changing 1:00 P.M.

Please tell me you didn't forget our life-changing 1:00 P.M. meeting today.

Our life-changing 1:00 P.M. meeting today. >> What time is it?

Meeting today. >> What time is it? >> Noon.

>> What time is it? >> Noon. >> Noon?

>> Noon. >> Noon? >> Yes. Get up.

>> Noon? >> Yes. Get up. >> All right.

>> Yes. Get up. >> All right. Just...Give me 30 minutes, okay?

>> All right. Just...Give me 30 minutes, okay? >> You have 20.

Just...Give me 30 minutes, okay? >> You have 20. >> Okay.

>> You have 20. >> Okay. >> Make some coffee.

>> Okay. >> Make some coffee. >> I like coffee.

>> Make some coffee. >> I like coffee. >> I know.

>> I like coffee. >> I know. Oh...Yeah.

>> I know. Oh...Yeah. How was your night last night,

oh...Yeah. How was your night last night, prowling the town?

How was your night last night, prowling the town? >> Oh, come on, babe.

Prowling the town? >> Oh, come on, babe. Really?

>> Oh, come on, babe. Really? >> I just don't like when you go

really? >> I just don't like when you go out with Alfred.

>> I just don't like when you go out with Alfred. You're always weird after.

Out with Alfred. You're always weird after. >> Yeah, but he's my best

you're always weird after. >> Yeah, but he's my best friend.

>> Yeah, but he's my best friend. >> Yeah, a best friend who

friend. >> Yeah, a best friend who doesn't understand that you're

>> yeah, a best friend who doesn't understand that you're about to be married.

Doesn't understand that you're about to be married. >> I've told you, like, a

about to be married. >> I've told you, like, a hundred times, I'm not looking

>> I've told you, like, a hundred times, I'm not looking anymore.

Hundred times, I'm not looking anymore. I mean, look.

Anymore. I mean, look. Why would I need to look,

I mean, look. Why would I need to look, anyway, when you're the only

why would I need to look, anyway, when you're the only thing I'll ever need?

Anyway, when you're the only thing I'll ever need? All right?

Thing I'll ever need? All right? >> [ Laughs ]

All right? >> [ Laughs ] Yeah.

>> [ Laughs ] Yeah. Well...You just remember that.

Yeah. Well...You just remember that. >> I do.

Well...You just remember that. >> I do. Plus, you're the only thing I

>> I do. Plus, you're the only thing I ever think about.

Plus, you're the only thing I ever think about. And you're definitely all... He

ever think about. And you're definitely all... He ever thinks about, too.

And you're definitely all... He ever thinks about, too. >> [ Sighs ]

Ever thinks about, too. >> [ Sighs ] Okay, well, you better take care

>> [ sighs ] Okay, well, you better take care of that before we leave.

Okay, well, you better take care of that before we leave. >> No help? Really?

Of that before we leave. >> No help? Really? >> No.

>> No help? Really? >> No. >> Oh, that's so not fair.

>> No. >> Oh, that's so not fair. Like, you didn't wake me up

>> oh, that's so not fair. Like, you didn't wake me up and -- oh!

Like, you didn't wake me up and -- oh! >> Hurry up!

And -- oh! >> Hurry up! [ Water running ]

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What? What the -- what the fuck?

>> Do you want me to make you some toast, or are you good till after the meeting?

Some toast, or are you good till after the meeting? >> Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

After the meeting? >> Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love toast.

>> Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love toast. I love toast, babe.

I love toast. I love toast, babe. [ Sighs ]

I love toast, babe. [ Sighs ] fuck!

[ Sighs ] Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! >> Are you okay in there?

Fuck! >> Are you okay in there? >> Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

>> Are you okay in there? >> Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I slipped.

>> Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I slipped. I think I'm still a little

i slipped. I think I'm still a little drunk.

I think I'm still a little drunk. >> Okay, well, we have some

drunk. >> Okay, well, we have some excedrin out here if you want

>> okay, well, we have some excedrin out here if you want some.

Excedrin out here if you want some. >> Yeah. Yeah, fucking excedrin.

Some. >> Yeah. Yeah, fucking excedrin. Yeah, yeah, two of those,

>> yeah. Yeah, fucking excedrin. Yeah, yeah, two of those, please -- two.

Yeah, yeah, two of those, please -- two. Oh, fuck.

Please -- two. Oh, fuck. Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my fucking God. >> Hey, we have, like,

oh, my fucking God. >> Hey, we have, like, 10 minutes.

>> Hey, we have, like, 10 minutes. We've got to go.

10 minutes. We've got to go. >> I'll be right there, babe --

we've got to go. >> I'll be right there, babe -- just one second.

I'll be right there, baby. >> Your coffee's ready. >> Just need to shave real

>> your coffee's ready. >> Just need to shave real quick, okay?

Aah!

>> What are you doing? Why is the door locked? >> [ Panting ]

Why is the door locked? >> [ Panting ] [ Knock on door ]

>> [ Panting ] [ Knock on door ] >> can a guy not take a piss,

[ knock on door ] >> Can a guy not take a piss, please?!

>> Can a guy not take a piss, please?! >> Harley!

Please?! >> Harley! >> I'm sorry.

>> Harley! >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babe.

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babe. I'm still a little -- just a

I'm sorry, babe. I'm still a little -- just a little bit hung over.

I'm still a little -- just a little bit hung over. My head's hurting so bad.

Little bit hung over. My head's hurting so bad. I hope you got those excedrin.

My head's hurting so bad. I hope you got those excedrin. >> I'm not gonna be late.

I hope you got those excedrin. >> I'm not gonna be late. >> Okay.

>> I'm not gonna be late. >> Okay. Okay.

[ Sighs ] >> Find that suit in the hamper? >> Well, you know, I knew you

>> find that suit in the hamper? >> Well, you know, I knew you were in a rush, and I didn't

>> well, you know, I knew you were in a rush, and I didn't want to make you even madder.

Were in a rush, and I didn't want to make you even madder. So, I just kind of grabbed

want to make you even madder. So, I just kind of grabbed something.

So, I just kind of grabbed something. [ Utensils clatter ]

Something. [ Utensils clatter ] >> coffee.

[ Utensils clatter ] >> Coffee. >> Thank you.

>> Coffee. >> Thank you. >> Wow.

>> Thank you. >> Wow. How much did you drink last

>> wow. How much did you drink last night?

How much did you drink last night? >> Obviously, way too much.

Night? >> Obviously, way too much. >> I don't like when you hang

>> obviously, way too much. >> I don't like when you hang out with that guy Alfie, Alfred,

>> I don't like when you hang out with that guy Alfie, Alfred, whatever his name is.

Out with that guy Alfie, Alfred, whatever his name is. He is not good for you.

Whatever his name is. He is not good for you. >> Okay. I understand.

He is not good for you. >> Okay. I understand. But can we talk about this

>> okay. I understand. But can we talk about this later, 'cause honestly I'm

but can we talk about this later, 'cause honestly I'm really, really not feeling good.

Later, 'cause honestly I'm really, really not feeling good. >> Yeah, you do look a bit off.

Really, really not feeling good. >> Yeah, you do look a bit off. >> I am.

>> Yeah, you do look a bit off. >> I am. So, that's what I wanted to talk

>> I am. So, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

So, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. What if I just took the day off

to you about. What if I just took the day off and maybe chilled and --

what if I just took the day off and maybe chilled and -- >> nope, mnh-mnh, not today.

And maybe chilled and -- >> nope, mnh-mnh, not today. Today of all days, you are not

>> nope, mnh-mnh, not today. Today of all days, you are not canceling on my father...

Today of all days, you are not canceling on my father... Not if you want to be partner

canceling on my father... Not if you want to be partner someday.

Not if you want to be partner someday. >> Which I do.

Someday. >> Which I do. >> Yeah, well, I need you to

>> which I do. >> Yeah, well, I need you to hurry up, now.

>> Yeah, well, I need you to hurry up, now. >> All right.

Hurry up, now. >> All right. >> I burnt your toast, so,

>> all right. >> I burnt your toast, so, you're just gonna have to deal

>> I burnt your toast, so, you're just gonna have to deal with doughnuts.

You're just gonna have to deal with doughnuts. And I need my sunglasses.

With doughnuts. And I need my sunglasses. Where are they?

And I need my sunglasses. Where are they? >> I think they're in the car.

Where are they? >> I think they're in the car. >> All right.

>> I think they're in the car. >> All right. Well, I'll meet you out there,

>> all right. Well, I'll meet you out there, okay?

Well, I'll meet you out there, okay? >> Okay.

Okay? >> Okay. >> Great.

>> Okay. >> Great. I'll see you in the car.

>> So, a big celebration's in order for the win on Harper construction.

Order for the win on Harper construction. >> Thank you, sir.

Harper construction. >> Thank you, sir. We still have the counter to

>> thank you, sir. We still have the counter to deal with, but I'm sure we'll be

we still have the counter to deal with, but I'm sure we'll be fine.

Deal with, but I'm sure we'll be fine. >> Yeah, I'm sure you and Mathis

fine. >> Yeah, I'm sure you and Mathis will have it all figured out by

>> yeah, I'm sure you and Mathis will have it all figured out by the back nine.

Will have it all figured out by the back nine. Well, switching gears, it's also

the back nine. Well, switching gears, it's also a good time to let you know that

well, switching gears, it's also a good time to let you know that I've decided to take on an

a good time to let you know that I've decided to take on an additional litigator.

I've decided to take on an additional litigator. You've made quite an impression

additional litigator. You've made quite an impression at this firm so far...

You've made quite an impression at this firm so far... Harley.

At this firm so far... Harley. >> Well...Thank you, sir.

Harley. >> Well...Thank you, sir. I-I appreciate that.

>> Well...Thank you, sir. I-I appreciate that. >> You've shown real strength in

i-I appreciate that. >> You've shown real strength in assisting cases, and your row

>> you've shown real strength in assisting cases, and your row is impeccable.

Assisting cases, and your row is impeccable. I think you'll make an excellent

is impeccable. I think you'll make an excellent addition to rommin's team.

I think you'll make an excellent addition to rommin's team. >> Thank you, sir.

Addition to rommin's team. >> Thank you, sir. I'm honored.

>> Thank you, sir. I'm honored. >> But, of course, as a member

I'm honored. >> But, of course, as a member of this firm, there are a set of

>> but, of course, as a member of this firm, there are a set of rules to live by.

Of this firm, there are a set of rules to live by. It's no secret that the way we

rules to live by. It's no secret that the way we conduct ourselves both publicly

it's no secret that the way we conduct ourselves both publicly and privately will have a major

conduct ourselves both publicly and privately will have a major impression on our shareholders.

And privately will have a major impression on our shareholders. And it's that conduct -- well,

impression on our shareholders. And it's that conduct -- well, it's that conduct that will

and it's that conduct -- well, it's that conduct that will determine our reputation.

It's that conduct that will determine our reputation. I'm sure you can understand

determine our reputation. I'm sure you can understand this.

I'm sure you can understand this. >> Yes, sir, I understand.

This. >> Yes, sir, I understand. >> We don't want any of our

>> yes, sir, I understand. >> We don't want any of our employees, or partners, for that

>> we don't want any of our employees, or partners, for that matter, jeopardizing that

employees, or partners, for that matter, jeopardizing that reputation.

Matter, jeopardizing that reputation. And I'd like to stress my

reputation. And I'd like to stress my one-strike policy here.

And I'd like to stress my one-strike policy here. It has taken me 15 years to get

one-strike policy here. It has taken me 15 years to get what I have now.

It has taken me 15 years to get what I have now. And it's very important to me.

What I have now. And it's very important to me. And I would hope it's important

and it's very important to me. And I would hope it's important to you, as well.

And I would hope it's important to you, as well. >> It's definitely important to

to you, as well. >> It's definitely important to me, sir.

>> It's definitely important to me, sir. >> Good.

Me, sir. >> Good. Moving on...

>> Fine job. >> Thank you so much.

[ Sighs ] I need some water. >> Congratulations, harley.

I need some water. >> Congratulations, harley. >> Oh, thank so much, mindy.

>> Congratulations, harley. >> Oh, thank so much, mindy. You're sweet.

>> So, tonight I got two coeds. Look. I just need you to run

look. I just need you to run interference for me.

I just need you to run interference for me. >> To be honest, I think I'm

interference for me. >> To be honest, I think I'm coming down with something.

>> To be honest, I think I'm coming down with something. >> Bro, no, you are not.

Coming down with something. >> Bro, no, you are not. >> Yes, I'm being serious.

>> Bro, no, you are not. >> Yes, I'm being serious. >> But I got two coeds.

>> Yes, I'm being serious. >> But I got two coeds. They're beautiful.

>> But I got two coeds. They're beautiful. They're waiting for us.

They're beautiful. They're waiting for us. You ain't got to do much, just

they're waiting for us. You ain't got to do much, just play a little interference.

You ain't got to do much, just play a little interference. >> Bro, you got cam and Pete

play a little interference. >> Bro, you got cam and Pete coming, anyway.

>> Bro, you got cam and Pete coming, anyway. You'll be good.

Coming, anyway. You'll be good. >> Cam and Pete?

You'll be good. >> Cam and Pete? That's like two midgets at a

>> cam and Pete? That's like two midgets at a kicking contest!

That's like two midgets at a kicking contest! Come on!

Kicking contest! Come on! You know better than that.

Come on! You know better than that. >> All right.

You know better than that. >> All right. All right, all right.

>> All right. All right, all right. Anyway, speaking of...

All right, all right. Anyway, speaking of... How many shots did we have last

anyway, speaking of... How many shots did we have last night?

How many shots did we have last night? >> I had, like, two.

Night? >> I had, like, two. You had, like, one.

>> I had, like, two. You had, like, one. >> You left at, like, 11:30,

you had, like, one. >> You left at, like, 11:30, right?

>> You left at, like, 11:30, right? >> Yeah.

Right? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I got to go.

>> Yeah. >> I don't know. I got to go. Sophie's waiting in the car.

>> I don't know. I got to go. Sophie's waiting in the car. >> Hey, look.

Sophie's waiting in the car. >> Hey, look. Tell you what.

>> Hey, look. Tell you what. If you get a chance to borrow

tell you what. If you get a chance to borrow one of those cars, make sure you

if you get a chance to borrow one of those cars, make sure you bring it out, all right?

One of those cars, make sure you bring it out, all right? >> All right.

Bring it out, all right? >> All right. >> [ Laughs ]

>> All right. >> [ Laughs ] >> If she lets me borrow one,

>> [ laughs ] >> If she lets me borrow one, I'll meet you out.

>> If she lets me borrow one, I'll meet you out. >> All right, sexy.

I'll meet you out. >> All right, sexy. >> Ah, fuck.

>> All right, sexy. >> Ah, fuck. >> Be good to yourself.

>> Ah, fuck. >> Be good to yourself. >> [ Exhales ]

>> [ Sighs ] Babe, you're cold, and you're clammy.

Babe, you're cold, and you're clammy. >> Yeah, I don't feel good.

Clammy. >> Yeah, I don't feel good. I think I'm getting a 24-hour

>> yeah, I don't feel good. I think I'm getting a 24-hour bug.

I think I'm getting a 24-hour bug. >> Do you want me to come

bug. >> Do you want me to come upstairs?

>> Do you want me to come upstairs? I'll make you soup, hot bath?

Upstairs? I'll make you soup, hot bath? >> No, no. You know what?

I'll make you soup, hot bath? >> No, no. You know what? I think I just probably need

>> no, no. You know what? I think I just probably need some rest, honestly.

I think I just probably need some rest, honestly. Plus, I don't want you to catch

some rest, honestly. Plus, I don't want you to catch anything.

Plus, I don't want you to catch anything. You know?

Anything. You know? >> I could come by later.

You know? >> I could come by later. >> Babe, honestly, I think I'm

>> I could come by later. >> Babe, honestly, I think I'm just gonna drink some nyquil and

>> babe, honestly, I think I'm just gonna drink some nyquil and go to bed.

Just gonna drink some nyquil and go to bed. I'll call you tomorrow, okay?

Go to bed. I'll call you tomorrow, okay? >> You want me to call you

I'll call you tomorrow, okay? >> You want me to call you later?

>> You want me to call you later? >> Yeah, you can call me later.

Later? >> Yeah, you can call me later. I love you, all right?

>> Yeah, you can call me later. I love you, all right? >> Okay, I love you, too.

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>> [ Sighs ] >> Good evening, Mr. Roberts. >> How you doing?

>> Good evening, Mr. Roberts. >> How you doing? It's harley, by the way, rommel.

>> How you doing? It's harley, by the way, rommel. >> Well, Mr. Roberts, if I am

it's harley, by the way, rommel. >> Well, Mr. Roberts, if I am caught calling you harley, I

>> well, Mr. Roberts, if I am caught calling you harley, I will be fired.

Caught calling you harley, I will be fired. >> Fair enough.

Will be fired. >> Fair enough. I understand completely.

>> Fair enough. I understand completely. >> Mr. Roberts, I trust the

i understand completely. >> Mr. Roberts, I trust the meeting went well.

>> Mr. Roberts, I trust the meeting went well. >> Actually, went very well.

Meeting went well. >> Actually, went very well. You are looking at a new

>> actually, went very well. You are looking at a new junior partner.

You are looking at a new junior partner. >> Congratulations, sir.

Junior partner. >> Congratulations, sir. >> Thank you, sir.

>> Congratulations, sir. >> Thank you, sir. Oh, you know what?

>> Thank you, sir. Oh, you know what? There is one more thing.

Oh, you know what? There is one more thing. Who was working last night?

There is one more thing. Who was working last night? >> Lucas.

Who was working last night? >> Lucas. He worked from 11:00 to 7:00.

>> Lucas. He worked from 11:00 to 7:00. >> Okay, okay.

He worked from 11:00 to 7:00. >> Okay, okay. Is there any way you can maybe

>> okay, okay. Is there any way you can maybe look and see what time I got in

is there any way you can maybe look and see what time I got in last night?

Look and see what time I got in last night? It was just one of those nights.

>> 11:48, sir. >> Good enough. Thank you. You have a good night.

>> Good enough. Thank you. You have a good night. >> Yes.

You have a good night. >> Yes. [ Humming ]

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>> Oh. [ Exhales ]

Oh, what the fuck?! Oh, fuck. What the fuck, man?!

[ Sighs ]

[ Dialing cellphone ] [ Ringing ] >> 911. What's your emergency?

[ Ringing ] >> 911. What's your emergency? >> You know, sorry, I've got the

>> 911. What's your emergency? >> You know, sorry, I've got the wrong number.

>> You know, sorry, I've got the wrong number. Uh, yeah, you guys are in my

wrong number. Uh, yeah, you guys are in my speed dial, though, so, at least

uh, yeah, you guys are in my speed dial, though, so, at least i got you programmed, right?

Speed dial, though, so, at least i got you programmed, right? Oh, yeah. Thank you.

I got you programmed, right? Oh, yeah. Thank you. Sorry again.

>> This dude hits me in the head with a bottle. I don't even fucking recognize

with a bottle. I don't even fucking recognize him, right?

I don't even fucking recognize him, right? So I go out, just partying,

him, right? So I go out, just partying, and shit like that,

so I go out, just partying, and shit like that, get maced, right here.

And shit like that, get maced, right here. Yes, this is not a joke.

Get maced, right here. Yes, this is not a joke. This is a true--

yes, this is not a joke. This is a true-- hey! What's up, babe?

This is a true-- hey! What's up, babe? >> There he is.

Hey! What's up, babe? >> There he is. >> What's going on, fellas?

>> There he is. >> What's going on, fellas? >> Thought you were still

>> what's going on, fellas? >> Thought you were still feeling sick.

>> Thought you were still feeling sick. >> Aw, man, I'm feeling a little

feeling sick. >> Aw, man, I'm feeling a little better.

>> Aw, man, I'm feeling a little better. I figured I'd get out, you know,

better. I figured I'd get out, you know, get some air, come check you

i figured I'd get out, you know, get some air, come check you guys out.

Get some air, come check you guys out. >> Hey, look, I'm glad you're

guys out. >> Hey, look, I'm glad you're here, 'cause these two people

>> hey, look, I'm glad you're here, 'cause these two people are very boring people, and I

here, 'cause these two people are very boring people, and I can't take this shit no more!

Are very boring people, and I can't take this shit no more! Look.

Can't take this shit no more! Look. We go down there, and they

look. We go down there, and they holler at the girls, and it's

we go down there, and they holler at the girls, and it's just like this guy's talking

holler at the girls, and it's just like this guy's talking about his fucking surprises all

just like this guy's talking about his fucking surprises all the time, and he's falling in

about his fucking surprises all the time, and he's falling in love every 22 seconds.

The time, and he's falling in love every 22 seconds. >> Hey, guys. I'm Brandy.

Love every 22 seconds. >> Hey, guys. I'm Brandy. Can I get y'all something to

>> hey, guys. I'm Brandy. Can I get y'all something to drink?

Can I get y'all something to drink? >> All right.

Drink? >> All right. Well, yeah, you know what?

>> All right. Well, yeah, you know what? Since these guys already have a

well, yeah, you know what? Since these guys already have a drink, let me just grab a, I

since these guys already have a drink, let me just grab a, I don't know, some kind of light

drink, let me just grab a, I don't know, some kind of light beer.

Don't know, some kind of light beer. Yeah, something -- just surprise

beer. Yeah, something -- just surprise me.

Yeah, something -- just surprise me. >> Okay. I can surprise you.

Me. >> Okay. I can surprise you. >> Thank you.

>> Okay. I can surprise you. >> Thank you. >> You're welcome.

>> Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> And what the hell was that?

>> You're welcome. >> And what the hell was that? >> A light beer?

>> And what the hell was that? >> A light beer? He's still sick.

>> A light beer? He's still sick. >> You know what? Fuck it.

He's still sick. >> You know what? Fuck it. Cam, you're right.

>> You know what? Fuck it. Cam, you're right. Let's have fun.

Cam, you're right. Let's have fun. What do you guys say?

Let's have fun. What do you guys say? She comes back, we take some

what do you guys say? She comes back, we take some shots.

She comes back, we take some shots. >> All right. Shots are good.

Shots. >> All right. Shots are good. >> Here's your light beer.

>> All right. Shots are good. >> Here's your light beer. >> I love light beer.

>> Here's your light beer. >> I love light beer. You know what else I love?

>> I love light beer. You know what else I love? Beautiful ladies.

You know what else I love? Beautiful ladies. And since you're so beautiful,

beautiful ladies. And since you're so beautiful, let me get four shots for us.

And since you're so beautiful, let me get four shots for us. >> All right.

Let me get four shots for us. >> All right. >> And then, let me get a shot

>> all right. >> And then, let me get a shot for you, too.

>> And then, let me get a shot for you, too. >> Okay.

For you, too. >> Okay. >> All right?

>> Okay. >> All right? Use your imagination.

>> All right? Use your imagination. Do something wild. Get crazy.

Use your imagination. Do something wild. Get crazy. Get crazy with it.

Do something wild. Get crazy. Get crazy with it. >> Surprise you?

Get crazy with it. >> Surprise you? >> I love surprises.

>> Surprise you? >> I love surprises. >> All right.

>> I love surprises. >> All right. >> All right.

>> All right. >> All right. So, you guys been here for a

>> all right. So, you guys been here for a little bit?

So, you guys been here for a little bit? >> 35, 45 minutes -- something

little bit? >> 35, 45 minutes -- something like that.

>> 35, 45 minutes -- something like that. Just long enough to see that

like that. Just long enough to see that cute coat girl.

Just long enough to see that cute coat girl. Did you see her when you came

cute coat girl. Did you see her when you came in, with the purple?

Did you see her when you came in, with the purple? Sequins and shit? Oh, my gosh!

In, with the purple? Sequins and shit? Oh, my gosh! >> Shots.

Sequins and shit? Oh, my gosh! >> Shots. >> Shot time!

>> Shots. >> Shot time! >> All right.

>> Shot time! >> All right. Guys...What do you guys say,

>> all right. Guys...What do you guys say, since Brandy is so beautiful --

guys...What do you guys say, since Brandy is so beautiful -- and incredibly sweet, by the

since Brandy is so beautiful -- and incredibly sweet, by the way -- and has an amazing smile

and incredibly sweet, by the way -- and has an amazing smile that we go ahead and make a

way -- and has an amazing smile that we go ahead and make a toast?

That we go ahead and make a toast? >> Indeed.

Toast? >> Indeed. >> Indeed.

>> Indeed. >> Indeed. All right, guys. Here we go.

>> Indeed. All right, guys. Here we go. We're gonna take this toast to

all right, guys. Here we go. We're gonna take this toast to "a," beautiful Brandy...

We're gonna take this toast to "a," beautiful Brandy... >> Thank you.

"A," beautiful Brandy... >> Thank you. >> "B" and take it to best

>> thank you. >> "B" and take it to best friends.

>> "B" and take it to best friends. And then "c," I'm thinking of

friends. And then "c," I'm thinking of something.

And then "c," I'm thinking of something. All right.

Something. All right. >> Beautiful girls.

All right. >> Beautiful girls. >> Here we go.

>> Beautiful girls. >> Here we go. Cheers, cheers.

>> Here we go. Cheers, cheers. >> Beautiful girls.

Cheers, cheers. >> Beautiful girls. >> Best friends?

>> Beautiful girls. >> Best friends? >> Yeah, of course.

>> Best friends? >> Yeah, of course. >> So...

>> Yeah, of course. >> So... >> Ah.

[ Dance version of mendelssohn's "wedding march" plays in background ]

[ Water running ]

>> So, my Uncle and his buddies are chasing this possum through everyone's yard.

Are chasing this possum through everyone's yard. Fucking nasty teeth showing,

everyone's yard. Fucking nasty teeth showing, everything.

Fucking nasty teeth showing, everything. Then, tom petty's mother opens

everything. Then, tom petty's mother opens the front door, and the damn

then, tom petty's mother opens the front door, and the damn thing runs inside of her house.

The front door, and the damn thing runs inside of her house. >> Yeah, that's a funny story.

Thing runs inside of her house. >> Yeah, that's a funny story. You know what, though?

>> Yeah, that's a funny story. You know what, though? I've got a funny story of my

you know what, though? I've got a funny story of my own.

I've got a funny story of my own. >> Oh, yeah?

Own. >> Oh, yeah? >> Yeah, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah? >> Yeah, yeah. So, the other day, I was

>> yeah, yeah. So, the other day, I was checking out this old

so, the other day, I was checking out this old black-and-white movie.

Checking out this old black-and-white movie. You know, it's one of those that

black-and-white movie. You know, it's one of those that everybody's seen before.

You know, it's one of those that everybody's seen before. You just can't remember the

everybody's seen before. You just can't remember the fucking name.

You just can't remember the fucking name. But, anyway, so, this guy comes

fucking name. But, anyway, so, this guy comes home, and he finds this dead

but, anyway, so, this guy comes home, and he finds this dead girl in his apartment.

Home, and he finds this dead girl in his apartment. >> Okay, you lost me.

Girl in his apartment. >> Okay, you lost me. Where's the comedy in that?

>> Okay, you lost me. Where's the comedy in that? >> Okay, sorry.

Where's the comedy in that? >> Okay, sorry. Not necessarily will ferell

>> okay, sorry. Not necessarily will ferell funny, but more like

not necessarily will ferell funny, but more like the Marx brothers, okay?

Funny, but more like the Marx brothers, okay? >> Okay.

The Marx brothers, okay? >> Okay. >> But, anyway, back to the

>> okay. >> But, anyway, back to the story.

>> But, anyway, back to the story. So, this guy, he's in his

story. So, this guy, he's in his apartment.

So, this guy, he's in his apartment. He wakes up first thing in the

apartment. He wakes up first thing in the morning, goes to take a piss,

he wakes up first thing in the morning, goes to take a piss, and there's a dead girl in his

morning, goes to take a piss, and there's a dead girl in his bathtub.

And there's a dead girl in his bathtub. >> Whoa.

Bathtub. >> Whoa. >> Now, here's the kicker.

>> Whoa. >> Now, here's the kicker. He can't remember a fucking

>> now, here's the kicker. He can't remember a fucking thing from the night before.

He can't remember a fucking thing from the night before. He has no clue to how she got

thing from the night before. He has no clue to how she got there, where she came from, or

he has no clue to how she got there, where she came from, or even who the fuck she is.

There, where she came from, or even who the fuck she is. Now, he had to ask himself an

even who the fuck she is. Now, he had to ask himself an important question.

Now, he had to ask himself an important question. Should he "a," do the right

important question. Should he "a," do the right thing and call the cops, or "b,"

should he "a," do the right thing and call the cops, or "b," dump the fucking body?

Thing and call the cops, or "b," dump the fucking body? Now, keep this in mind, okay?

Dump the fucking body? Now, keep this in mind, okay? Very important.

Now, keep this in mind, okay? Very important. If he calls the cops, this guy's

very important. If he calls the cops, this guy's fucked.

If he calls the cops, this guy's fucked. His life is over.

Fucked. His life is over. He's done. He's finished.

His life is over. He's done. He's finished. So, after some consideration, he

he's done. He's finished. So, after some consideration, he said, "fuck it" and dumps the

so, after some consideration, he said, "fuck it" and dumps the body.

Said, "fuck it" and dumps the body. Gets off scot-free.

Body. Gets off scot-free. >> Okay, yeah, you lost me

gets off scot-free. >> Okay, yeah, you lost me again.

>> Okay, yeah, you lost me again. I'm looking for the comedy.

Again. I'm looking for the comedy. >> You know what? Sorry.

I'm looking for the comedy. >> You know what? Sorry. I got a little amped up.

>> You know what? Sorry. I got a little amped up. I told it wrong, okay?

I got a little amped up. I told it wrong, okay? But the point is, it's

i told it wrong, okay? But the point is, it's interesting.

But the point is, it's interesting. You know what I mean?

Interesting. You know what I mean? If he would have called the

you know what I mean? If he would have called the cops, he'd have been fucked.

If he would have called the cops, he'd have been fucked. But he dumps the body.

Cops, he'd have been fucked. But he dumps the body. I mean, honestly, let me give

but he dumps the body. I mean, honestly, let me give you guys a scenario.

I mean, honestly, let me give you guys a scenario. What would you do?

You guys a scenario. What would you do? What would you do if this young,

what would you do? What would you do if this young, beautiful girl ended up tomorrow

what would you do if this young, beautiful girl ended up tomorrow morning dead in your bathroom?

Beautiful girl ended up tomorrow morning dead in your bathroom? Do you call the cops?

Morning dead in your bathroom? Do you call the cops? >> Oh, man.

Do you call the cops? >> Oh, man. I guess the first question is,

>> oh, man. I guess the first question is, did I do it?

I guess the first question is, did I do it? >> You didn't do it, but, like I

did I do it? >> You didn't do it, but, like I said, keep in mind.

>> You didn't do it, but, like I said, keep in mind. You can't remember shit.

Said, keep in mind. You can't remember shit. >> Oh, so, it looks like I

you can't remember shit. >> Oh, so, it looks like I killed her.

>> Oh, so, it looks like I killed her. >> Well, no, you got a good

killed her. >> Well, no, you got a good feeling, but all the evidence,

>> well, no, you got a good feeling, but all the evidence, everything -- your fingerprints,

feeling, but all the evidence, everything -- your fingerprints, everything --

everything -- your fingerprints, everything -- >> so, it just looks like I did

everything -- >> so, it just looks like I did it.

>> So, it just looks like I did it. >> Yeah, it looks like you did

it. >> Yeah, it looks like you did it.

>> Yeah, it looks like you did it. >> Oh, shit, damn.

It. >> Oh, shit, damn. Babe, as much as I love you, I

>> oh, shit, damn. Babe, as much as I love you, I think I'm gonna have to dump

babe, as much as I love you, I think I'm gonna have to dump you, too.

Think I'm gonna have to dump you, too. I'm serious! I'm sorry.

You, too. I'm serious! I'm sorry. Oh, damn!

I'm serious! I'm sorry. Oh, damn! >> Thanks.

Oh, damn! >> Thanks. Anyway, what about you?

>> Thanks. Anyway, what about you? >> If I knew I didn't do it, and

anyway, what about you? >> If I knew I didn't do it, and it really looked like I did,

>> if I knew I didn't do it, and it really looked like I did, it's time to get some plastic

it really looked like I did, it's time to get some plastic bags, dude.

It's time to get some plastic bags, dude. [ Laughter ]

Bags, dude. [ Laughter ] >> damn!

[ Laughter ] >> Damn! [ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Dialing cellphone ]

>> [ Sighs ]

[ Bag unzips ]

>> Going down. Going down. [ Beeps ]

[ Beeps ]

Going down.

>> What's up, killer? [ Beeps ] >> uh, doing some traveling.

[ Beeps ] >> Uh, doing some traveling. [ Beeps ]

>> Uh, doing some traveling. [ Beeps ] how about yourself?

[ Beeps ] How about yourself? >> Can't complain. Still here.

How about yourself? >> Can't complain. Still here. Lobby.

>> Can't complain. Still here. Lobby. >> Go ahead first.

Lobby. >> Go ahead first. >> Appreciate you.

>> Good, good.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ No audio ]

[ Mid-tempo dance music plays ]

>> Sophie, help me through to the morning. [ Cellphone ringing ]

The morning. [ Cellphone ringing ] this better be good.

[ Cellphone ringing ] This better be good. >> You bet it is.

This better be good. >> You bet it is. >> Aah!

>> You bet it is. >> Aah! Gaahh!

>> Aah! Gaahh! What the...

Gaahh! What the... >> So, I go by your house last

what the... >> So, I go by your house last night to check on you, and guess

>> so, I go by your house last night to check on you, and guess what?

Night to check on you, and guess what? You're not there.

What? You're not there. Rommel says you went out for the

you're not there. Rommel says you went out for the night.

Rommel says you went out for the night. And then I get a call from

night. And then I get a call from Claire saying that she saw you

and then I get a call from Claire saying that she saw you at high rider's.

Claire saying that she saw you at high rider's. Harley...

At high rider's. Harley... Harley, are you there?

Harley... Harley, are you there? [ Sighs ]

Harley, are you there? [ Sighs ] i swear to God.

[ Sighs ] I swear to God. I swear to God.

I swear to God. I swear to God. >> What the fuck, fuck, fuck?!

[ Groans ]

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, Mr. rommel. Hey. >> Mr. Roberts, I'm sorry to bother you, but...

>> Mr. Roberts, I'm sorry to bother you, but... >> No, no, it's fine, man.

Bother you, but... >> No, no, it's fine, man. What can I help you with?

>> No, no, it's fine, man. What can I help you with? >> Thomas found this.

What can I help you with? >> Thomas found this. It was laying on the ground.

>> Thomas found this. It was laying on the ground. >> As you can see, this is

it was laying on the ground. >> As you can see, this is definitely not mine, and I'm

>> as you can see, this is definitely not mine, and I'm pretty sure it's not Sophie's.

Definitely not mine, and I'm pretty sure it's not Sophie's. But you tell Thomas I said thank

pretty sure it's not Sophie's. But you tell Thomas I said thank you, okay?

But you tell Thomas I said thank you, okay? >> If one of your lady friends

you, okay? >> If one of your lady friends finds it missing, then you know

>> if one of your lady friends finds it missing, then you know where it is.

Finds it missing, then you know where it is. I'm so sorry to interrupt you.

Where it is. I'm so sorry to interrupt you. >> Oh, no, it's okay.

I'm so sorry to interrupt you. >> Oh, no, it's okay. Uh, one more thing.

>> Oh, no, it's okay. Uh, one more thing. There are no lady friends, okay?

Uh, one more thing. There are no lady friends, okay? It's just me and Sophie.

There are no lady friends, okay? It's just me and Sophie. All right?

It's just me and Sophie. All right? >> Yes.

All right? >> Yes. >> Thank you.

>> Yes. >> Thank you. >> Of course.

>> [ Sighs ] [ No audio ]

Please pick up. Please pick up. >> Hey! Harley! What's up, bro?

>> Hey! Harley! What's up, bro? >> Hey, hey, Alfie, what's up,

what's up, bro? >> Hey, hey, Alfie, what's up, man?

>> Hey, hey, Alfie, what's up, man? Hey, listen.

Man? Hey, listen. We go way back, right?

Hey, listen. We go way back, right? Like since high school?

We go way back, right? Like since high school? >> Yeah. Yeah, what's up?

Like since high school? >> Yeah. Yeah, what's up? >> [ Sighs ]

>> Yeah. Yeah, what's up? >> [ Sighs ] And, uh, we're best friends,

>> [ sighs ] And, uh, we're best friends, right?

And, uh, we're best friends, right? >> Uh, yeah.

Right? >> Uh, yeah. >> Man, look.

>> Uh, yeah. >> Man, look. I'm in a lot of shit right now.

>> Man, look. I'm in a lot of shit right now. >> Okay.

I'm in a lot of shit right now. >> Okay. [ Chuckles ]

>> Okay. [ Chuckles ] hey, look, man.

[ Chuckles ] Hey, look, man. If you're having problems with

hey, look, man. If you're having problems with the wedding and stuff, cold feet

if you're having problems with the wedding and stuff, cold feet is natural.

The wedding and stuff, cold feet is natural. >> It's not about the wedding,

is natural. >> It's not about the wedding, man.

>> It's not about the wedding, man. >> Oh, hell.

Man. >> Oh, hell. If you're moving --

>> oh, hell. If you're moving -- >> look.

If you're moving -- >> look. Can you -- can you just maybe --

>> look. Can you -- can you just maybe -- can you come over here maybe?

Can you -- can you just maybe -- can you come over here maybe? >> Uh, yeah, yeah.

Can you come over here maybe? >> Uh, yeah, yeah. I mean, you'll have to give me a

>> uh, yeah, yeah. I mean, you'll have to give me a sec.

I mean, you'll have to give me a sec. I'm just coming from the gym,

sec. I'm just coming from the gym, but yeah, I'll be there.

I'm just coming from the gym, but yeah, I'll be there. >> All right. Perfect, perfect.

But yeah, I'll be there. >> All right. Perfect, perfect. Um...Alfie?

>> All right. Perfect, perfect. Um...Alfie? >> Uh...Yeah, harley?

Um...Alfie? >> Uh...Yeah, harley? >> One more thing.

>> Uh...Yeah, harley? >> One more thing. Can you bring that big gym bag

>> one more thing. Can you bring that big gym bag that you used to play ball with?

Can you bring that big gym bag that you used to play ball with? >> What do you need a big-ass

that you used to play ball with? >> What do you need a big-ass duffel bag for?

>> What do you need a big-ass duffel bag for? >> Uh...You know what?

Duffel bag for? >> Uh...You know what? Why don't I just tell you about

>> uh...You know what? Why don't I just tell you about it when you get here?

Why don't I just tell you about it when you get here? All right. Thanks, man.

It when you get here? All right. Thanks, man. Hey, hurry up, too, okay?

>> You didn't fucking tell me it was mindy. >> [ Sighs ]

Was mindy. >> [ Sighs ] >> What the fuck happened?

>> [ Sighs ] >> What the fuck happened? >> I don't fucking know.

>> What the fuck happened? >> I don't fucking know. I have no clue.

>> I don't fucking know. I have no clue. I woke up, and she was there.

I have no clue. I woke up, and she was there. I don't know how she got here.

I woke up, and she was there. I don't know how she got here. >> Are you serious?!

I don't know how she got here. >> Are you serious?! Are you standing here, trying to

>> are you serious?! Are you standing here, trying to tell me you don't know how a

are you standing here, trying to tell me you don't know how a dead girl got in your bed?

Tell me you don't know how a dead girl got in your bed? >> That's exactly what I'm

dead girl got in your bed? >> That's exactly what I'm telling you!

>> That's exactly what I'm telling you! Listen to me!

Telling you! Listen to me! She has no purse, no clothes, no

listen to me! She has no purse, no clothes, no nothing!

She has no purse, no clothes, no nothing! >> What the fuck are you talking

nothing! >> What the fuck are you talking about?!

>> What the fuck are you talking about?! So, this dead girl just decided

about?! So, this dead girl just decided to walk up your fucking stairs

so, this dead girl just decided to walk up your fucking stairs and die in your bed?!

To walk up your fucking stairs and die in your bed?! >> I...

And die in your bed?! >> I... God damn it!

>> I... God damn it! I didn't do it, all right?

God damn it! I didn't do it, all right? >> [ Sighs ]

I didn't do it, all right? >> [ Sighs ] >> Listen to me. Look at me.

>> [ Sighs ] >> Listen to me. Look at me. You've known me for a long time.

>> Listen to me. Look at me. You've known me for a long time. You think I'm capable of doing

you've known me for a long time. You think I'm capable of doing this?!

You think I'm capable of doing this?! Listen.

This?! Listen. I swear to God.

Listen. I swear to God. I fell asleep last night, and I

i swear to God. I fell asleep last night, and I don't remember shit!

I fell asleep last night, and I don't remember shit! >> Bro...Are you fucking kidding

don't remember shit! >> Bro...Are you fucking kidding me?

>> Bro...Are you fucking kidding me? All right.

Me? All right. Oh, fuck.

All right. Oh, fuck. Um...

Oh, fuck. Um... Man, I'm gonna be honest with

um... Man, I'm gonna be honest with you.

Man, I'm gonna be honest with you. This looks bad legally.

You. This looks bad legally. But the evidence is

this looks bad legally. But the evidence is circumstantial.

But the evidence is circumstantial. But, honestly, the evidence is

circumstantial. But, honestly, the evidence is circumstantial at best.

But, honestly, the evidence is circumstantial at best. You're just gonna have a hard

circumstantial at best. You're just gonna have a hard fucking time trying to explain

you're just gonna have a hard fucking time trying to explain this shit to the cops.

Fucking time trying to explain this shit to the cops. >> Well...

This shit to the cops. >> Well... What if...

>> Well... What if... >> What if what?

What if... >> What if what? >> What if we don't call the

>> what if what? >> What if we don't call the cops?

>> What if we don't call the cops? >> What if you don't do what?

Cops? >> What if you don't do what? Oh, fuck that!

>> What if you don't do what? Oh, fuck that! You didn't bring me over here

oh, fuck that! You didn't bring me over here with this damn duffel bag to get

you didn't bring me over here with this damn duffel bag to get rid of her?

With this damn duffel bag to get rid of her? Are you fucking --

rid of her? Are you fucking -- >> come on, man.

Are you fucking -- >> come on, man. >> Oh, fuck that.

>> Come on, man. >> Oh, fuck that. I need a drink.

>> Oh, fuck that. I need a drink. >> I'm in a jam, man.

I need a drink. >> I'm in a jam, man. >> You're crazy.

>> I'm in a jam, man. >> You're crazy. >> Listen to me, man.

>> Yo, bro, this is crossing the line. >> I've thought this through.

Line. >> I've thought this through. >> You thought this through?

>> I've thought this through. >> You thought this through? >> Yeah.

>> You thought this through? >> Yeah. I mean, I know this is bad, but

>> yeah. I mean, I know this is bad, but going to the cops?

I mean, I know this is bad, but going to the cops? Going to the cops is only gonna

going to the cops? Going to the cops is only gonna make everything ten times worse.

Going to the cops is only gonna make everything ten times worse. >> Look.

Make everything ten times worse. >> Look. There's got to be a better way

>> look. There's got to be a better way than this.

There's got to be a better way than this. >> Look.

Than this. >> Look. I'm begging you, man, please.

>> Look. I'm begging you, man, please. Please help me.

I'm begging you, man, please. Please help me. >> Have you thought about going

please help me. >> Have you thought about going to James?

>> Have you thought about going to James? Look.

To James? Look. We have access to the best

look. We have access to the best attorneys in the country.

We have access to the best attorneys in the country. >> James.

Attorneys in the country. >> James. >> Maybe he can help.

>> James. >> Maybe he can help. >> James, as in my soon-to-be

>> maybe he can help. >> James, as in my soon-to-be father-in-law who just said at

>> James, as in my soon-to-be father-in-law who just said at the meeting today, "no trouble,

father-in-law who just said at the meeting today, "no trouble, no strikes, or you're done."

The meeting today, "no trouble, no strikes, or you're done." That James?

No strikes, or you're done." That James? >> Yeah, that's the fucking

that James? >> Yeah, that's the fucking James we're talking about.

>> Yeah, that's the fucking James we're talking about. >> Look, man.

James we're talking about. >> Look, man. Just please help me, all right?

>> Look, man. Just please help me, all right? >> Look.

Just please help me, all right? >> Look. Fuck!

>> Look. Fuck! Look. Give me details.

Fuck! Look. Give me details. >> I came home.

Look. Give me details. >> I came home. I ate some pizza.

>> I came home. I ate some pizza. I drank some tea.

I ate some pizza. I drank some tea. I went to bed.

I drank some tea. I went to bed. >> And that's it?

I went to bed. >> And that's it? What time did you get here?

>> And that's it? What time did you get here? >> Like 3:00 A.M.

What time did you get here? >> Like 3:00 A.M. >> 3:00?

>> Like 3:00 A.M. >> 3:00? But you left high rider's at,

>> 3:00? But you left high rider's at, like, 12:00.

But you left high rider's at, like, 12:00. >> I did.

Like, 12:00. >> I did. >> And?

>> I did. >> And? >> And...

>> And? >> And... Oh, fuck.

>> And... Oh, fuck. It was another body, man.

Oh, fuck. It was another body, man. >> Oh!

It was another body, man. >> Oh! What?!

>> Oh! What?! >> I woke up yesterday morning.

What?! >> I woke up yesterday morning. There was a body in my shower,

>> I woke up yesterday morning. There was a body in my shower, dead.

There was a body in my shower, dead. But I didn't kill her!

Dead. But I didn't kill her! I swear to God!

But I didn't kill her! I swear to God! >> Oh, my shit.

I swear to God! >> Oh, my shit. Who the fuck was she?!

>> Oh, my shit. Who the fuck was she?! >> It was...That waitress from

who the fuck was she?! >> It was...That waitress from the club the night before.

>> It was...That waitress from the club the night before. >> Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

The club the night before. >> Oh, my God! Oh, my God! >> I asked you guys, though.

>> Oh, my God! Oh, my God! >> I asked you guys, though. I said, "what would you do if

>> I asked you guys, though. I said, "what would you do if this happened?"

I said, "what would you do if this happened?" >> Motherfucker, I thought you

this happened?" >> Motherfucker, I thought you were talking about a movie!

>> Motherfucker, I thought you were talking about a movie! Not two dead bitches in your

were talking about a movie! Not two dead bitches in your house!

Not two dead bitches in your house! >> Well, now I can't change it,

house! >> Well, now I can't change it, so I got to fix it.

>> Well, now I can't change it, so I got to fix it. Are you gonna help me?

So I got to fix it. Are you gonna help me? Can you please help me?

Are you gonna help me? Can you please help me? >> Yo...

Can you please help me? >> Yo... Fuck!

>> Yo... Fuck! Look.

Fuck! Look. If you don't call the cops, I'm

look. If you don't call the cops, I'm gonna have to.

If you don't call the cops, I'm gonna have to. >> You're gonna call the cops?

Gonna have to. >> You're gonna call the cops? You would really call the cops

>> you're gonna call the cops? You would really call the cops on me?

You would really call the cops on me? We're supposed to be best

on me? We're supposed to be best friends.

We're supposed to be best friends. Do I need to remind you of

friends. Do I need to remind you of Stacy?

Do I need to remind you of Stacy? Do I really need to go there?

Stacy? Do I really need to go there? Do I need to tell you about how

do I really need to go there? Do I need to tell you about how i took up for you?

Do I need to tell you about how i took up for you? >> Hold up! First of all --

i took up for you? >> Hold up! First of all -- >> and how I lied for you?

>> Hold up! First of all -- >> and how I lied for you? Do I need to go there for you?

>> And how I lied for you? Do I need to go there for you? I covered up for you.

Do I need to go there for you? I covered up for you. >> That shit was fucking

i covered up for you. >> That shit was fucking different!

>> That shit was fucking different! You fucking know it.

Different! You fucking know it. >> I need your help, man.

You fucking know it. >> I need your help, man. >> That shit was not...

>> I need your help, man. >> That shit was not... Two dead women.

>> That shit was not... Two dead women. >> Yep, I've got two dead women,

two dead women. >> Yep, I've got two dead women, and if you don't help me, my

>> yep, I've got two dead women, and if you don't help me, my life is over.

And if you don't help me, my life is over. Now, can you please, please help

life is over. Now, can you please, please help me?

Now, can you please, please help me? Get me out of this situation,

me? Get me out of this situation, Alfie.

Get me out of this situation, Alfie. I need you right now.

Alfie. I need you right now. Please?!

I need you right now. Please?! >> Fucking "a."

Please?! >> Fucking "a." [ Sighs ]

Where'd you put the other body? >> About 30 Miles South. >> Is he in?

>> About 30 Miles South. >> Is he in? >> I think so.

>> Is he in? >> I think so. [ Elevator dings ]

>> I think so. [ Elevator dings ] >> going down.

[ Elevator dings ] >> Going down. >> Oh, shit.

>> Going down. >> Oh, shit. >> Hey.

>> Oh, shit. >> Hey. >> Going out again?

>> Hey. >> Going out again? >> No, no.

>> Going out again? >> No, no. Look. I can explain.

>> No, no. Look. I can explain. >> Oh, great! Guy time.

Look. I can explain. >> Oh, great! Guy time. >> Um...Well, we were just

>> oh, great! Guy time. >> Um...Well, we were just getting ready to --

>> um...Well, we were just getting ready to -- >> we're planning something.

Getting ready to -- >> we're planning something. >> Really?

>> We're planning something. >> Really? >> Yeah.

>> Really? >> Yeah. >> What?

>> Yeah. >> What? >> It's actually something for

>> what? >> It's actually something for you.

>> It's actually something for you. >> Something big.

You. >> Something big. >> I promise you you'll love it.

>> Something big. >> I promise you you'll love it. >> All right. Shut up.

>> I promise you you'll love it. >> All right. Shut up. Explain.

>> All right. Shut up. Explain. >> It's a surprise, something

explain. >> It's a surprise, something that you will absolutely love.

>> It's a surprise, something that you will absolutely love. Promise, okay?

That you will absolutely love. Promise, okay? >> Something so great you can't

promise, okay? >> Something so great you can't even mention.

>> Something so great you can't even mention. >> Something so important that I

even mention. >> Something so important that I had to pretend like I was sick,

>> something so important that I had to pretend like I was sick, because if I didn't, you would

had to pretend like I was sick, because if I didn't, you would have caught on.

Because if I didn't, you would have caught on. I want the surprise to be

have caught on. I want the surprise to be amazing.

I want the surprise to be amazing. I want you to smile big.

Amazing. I want you to smile big. >> That's right.

I want you to smile big. >> That's right. >> [ Sighs ]

>> That's right. >> [ Sighs ] >> It's gonna be a big surprise.

>> [ Sighs ] >> It's gonna be a big surprise. >> How long are you gonna be

>> it's gonna be a big surprise. >> How long are you gonna be gone?

>> How long are you gonna be gone? >> Two hours, Max.

Gone? >> Two hours, Max. >> I can wait here.

>> Two hours, Max. >> I can wait here. >> You know what?

>> I can wait here. >> You know what? I would love for you to wait

>> you know what? I would love for you to wait here.

I would love for you to wait here. >> Okay.

Here. >> Okay. Bye.

>> Okay. Bye. >> Damn.

Bye. >> Damn. >> Some fucking surprise?

>> Damn. >> Some fucking surprise? >> Fuck you.

>> Some fucking surprise? >> Fuck you. I just saved your life.

>> Fuck you. I just saved your life. >> Yeah, maybe.

I just saved your life. >> Yeah, maybe. [ Sighs ]

>> Yeah, maybe. [ Sighs ] oh, goddamn.

[ Sighs ] Oh, goddamn. [ Elevator dings ]

Oh, goddamn. [ Elevator dings ] what can I possibly do?

[ Elevator dings ] What can I possibly do? >> You know, I'm not too sure.

What can I possibly do? >> You know, I'm not too sure. I'm too busy transporting a

>> you know, I'm not too sure. I'm too busy transporting a corpse right now.

I'm too busy transporting a corpse right now. >> Going up.

Corpse right now. >> Going up. >> Drop the bag.

>> Going up. >> Drop the bag. >> Fucking "a."

>> Mr. Roberts, Mr. Lewis, how are we doing? >> Doing good. You?

Are we doing? >> Doing good. You? >> How about yourself?

>> Doing good. You? >> How about yourself? >> I'm fine, fine. Thanks.

>> How about yourself? >> I'm fine, fine. Thanks. Moving some more stuff over to

>> I'm fine, fine. Thanks. Moving some more stuff over to Sophie's?

Moving some more stuff over to Sophie's? >> Yeah, something like that.

Sophie's? >> Yeah, something like that. She asked us to bring some

>> yeah, something like that. She asked us to bring some fragile things over before, and

she asked us to bring some fragile things over before, and i needed some help.

Fragile things over before, and i needed some help. >> Mr. Roberts, did rommel give

i needed some help. >> Mr. Roberts, did rommel give you the locket that I found by

>> Mr. Roberts, did rommel give you the locket that I found by your car?

You the locket that I found by your car? >> Uh, yeah, yeah.

Your car? >> Uh, yeah, yeah. He brought it to me, but you

>> uh, yeah, yeah. He brought it to me, but you know what?

He brought it to me, but you know what? It wasn't mine or Sophie's, but,

know what? It wasn't mine or Sophie's, but, hey, thank you.

It wasn't mine or Sophie's, but, hey, thank you. >> Okay. Thank you.

Hey, thank you. >> Okay. Thank you. Have a good night.

>> Okay. Thank you. Have a good night. >> Top-top!

>> I appreciate you coming. This is probably a good idea, to not dump the body in the same

this is probably a good idea, to not dump the body in the same spot again.

Not dump the body in the same spot again. >> Yeah, yeah, I figured we

spot again. >> Yeah, yeah, I figured we would go about 30 Miles north.

>> Yeah, yeah, I figured we would go about 30 Miles north. >> Yeah.

Would go about 30 Miles north. >> Yeah. Oh, fuck me, man.

>> Yeah. Oh, fuck me, man. Is that a fucking cop behind us?

Oh, fuck me, man. Is that a fucking cop behind us? It looks like one of those

is that a fucking cop behind us? It looks like one of those fucking undercover cops, man.

It looks like one of those fucking undercover cops, man. >> Drive. It's just a car.

Fucking undercover cops, man. >> Drive. It's just a car. Cars have headlights.

>> Drive. It's just a car. Cars have headlights. Calm down.

Cars have headlights. Calm down. >> Fuck, man.

Calm down. >> Fuck, man. >> Look. Just relax.

>> Fuck, man. >> Look. Just relax. We're not doing anything wrong,

>> look. Just relax. We're not doing anything wrong, anyway.

We're not doing anything wrong, anyway. >> Yeah, yeah, well, I'm not the

anyway. >> Yeah, yeah, well, I'm not the one who drank almost a fucking

>> yeah, yeah, well, I'm not the one who drank almost a fucking gallon of whiskey, man.

One who drank almost a fucking gallon of whiskey, man. If he gets one whiff of that,

gallon of whiskey, man. If he gets one whiff of that, we're fucked.

If he gets one whiff of that, we're fucked. >> Look.

We're fucked. >> Look. If you go the same speed limit,

>> look. If you go the same speed limit, we'll be fine.

If you go the same speed limit, we'll be fine. >> Oh, man. See?

We'll be fine. >> Oh, man. See? And you drank all that liquor,

>> oh, man. See? And you drank all that liquor, too, man.

And you drank all that liquor, too, man. If he fucking stops us...

Too, man. If he fucking stops us... Oh, fuck.

If he fucking stops us... Oh, fuck. >> Will you calm down?

Oh, fuck. >> Will you calm down? Do you see what I'm talk--

>> will you calm down? Do you see what I'm talk-- >> okay, how the fuck was I

do you see what I'm talk-- >> okay, how the fuck was I supposed to know, man?

>> Okay, how the fuck was I supposed to know, man? >> Bro, look.

Supposed to know, man? >> Bro, look. Just calm the fuck down and

>> bro, look. Just calm the fuck down and drive the car.

Just calm the fuck down and drive the car. >> All right. I'm sorry.

Drive the car. >> All right. I'm sorry. [ Sighs ]

>> [ Grunts ]

[ Birds chirping ] >> [ Coughing ] [ Groans ]

[ Coughing ] [ Animal hoots in distance ]

>> Man, if you don't bring your ass down here. Start your case now.

Ass down here. Start your case now. >> Shit.

Start your case now. >> Shit. [ Hooting continues ]

>> Shit. [ Hooting continues ] [ Groans ]

Aah. >> You know they're gonna find these eventually, right?

>> You know they're gonna find these eventually, right? >> I know, but I don't see how

these eventually, right? >> I know, but I don't see how they could trace a bag back.

>> I know, but I don't see how they could trace a bag back. There's got to be a thousand of

they could trace a bag back. There's got to be a thousand of these things in the city, right?

There's got to be a thousand of these things in the city, right? >> I hope so.

>> [ Sighs ] [ Suspenseful music plays ]

Wow. What's going on? Oh, my God.

What's going on? Oh, my God. You look absolutely amazing.

Oh, my God. You look absolutely amazing. >> Do you want to go to the

you look absolutely amazing. >> Do you want to go to the bedroom?

>> Do you want to go to the bedroom? [ Suspenseful music plays ]

>> Let's just...Let's just do it right here.

>> Police have a suspect in custody... >> Oh, this looks nice.

Custody... >> Oh, this looks nice. It holds 350 people.

>> Oh, this looks nice. It holds 350 people. >> That's nice.

It holds 350 people. >> That's nice. >> That's it?

>> That's nice. >> That's it? >> I mean, it's really, really

>> that's it? >> I mean, it's really, really nice.

>> I mean, it's really, really nice. >> Fighting broke out overnigt

nice. >> Fighting broke out overnigt between rival factions along

>> fighting broke out overnigt between rival factions along the israeli/syrian border.

Between rival factions along the israeli/syrian border. Initial reports claim Israeli

the israeli/syrian border. Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters...

Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters... >> Oh, babe, look at these.

Jet fighters... >> Oh, babe, look at these. Look at this.

>> Oh, babe, look at these. Look at this. >> Oh, yeah, they're nice, babe,

look at this. >> Oh, yeah, they're nice, babe, really.

>> Oh, yeah, they're nice, babe, really. >> They're gorgeous.

Really. >> They're gorgeous. >> Gorgeous.

>> They're gorgeous. >> Gorgeous. >> ...Headquarters safely.

>> Gorgeous. >> ...Headquarters safely. >> Hey!

>> ...headquarters safely. >> Hey! >> A 49-year-old unidentified

>> hey! >> A 49-year-old unidentified man went berserk...

>> A 49-year-old unidentified man went berserk... >> I want to watch that, all

man went berserk... >> I want to watch that, all right?

>> I want to watch that, all right? It's a news story that a couple

right? It's a news story that a couple guys at work were talking about.

It's a news story that a couple guys at work were talking about. >> Why do you only care about

guys at work were talking about. >> Why do you only care about the news right now when we have,

>> why do you only care about the news right now when we have, like -- we have down payments.

The news right now when we have, like -- we have down payments. We have deadlines, harley.

Like -- we have down payments. We have deadlines, harley. >> I can do both.

We have deadlines, harley. >> I can do both. >> You're not into this.

>> I can do both. >> You're not into this. Clearly, you can't, because this

>> you're not into this. Clearly, you can't, because this is something i want.

Clearly, you can't, because this is something i want. Harley, I don't know where your

is something i want. Harley, I don't know where your head has been for the past week

harley, I don't know where your head has been for the past week or so, but you need to snap the

head has been for the past week or so, but you need to snap the hell out of it, because I can't

or so, but you need to snap the hell out of it, because I can't plan this wedding by myself.

Hell out of it, because I can't plan this wedding by myself. So, I'm gonna leave and let you

plan this wedding by myself. So, I'm gonna leave and let you deal with your thoughts.

So, I'm gonna leave and let you deal with your thoughts. >> Okay.

Deal with your thoughts. >> Okay. Fuck!

Hey, yeah, can you do me a huge favor, please? Can you let them know that I'm

favor, please? Can you let them know that I'm gonna be a few hours late?

Can you let them know that I'm gonna be a few hours late? [ Knock on door ]

Gonna be a few hours late? [ Knock on door ] Yeah, I've just some stuff I

[ knock on door ] Yeah, I've just some stuff I really have to take care of.

Yeah, I've just some stuff I really have to take care of. Yeah. Definitely.

Really have to take care of. Yeah. Definitely. Come on.

Yeah. Definitely. Come on. Okay. Yeah.

Come on. Okay. Yeah. I love you, too.

Okay. Yeah. I love you, too. All right.

I love you, too. All right. Rommel, what's going on, man?

All right. Rommel, what's going on, man? >> May I speak to you for a

rommel, what's going on, man? >> May I speak to you for a moment?

>> May I speak to you for a moment? >> Yeah, sure.

Moment? >> Yeah, sure. I heard you came by last night.

>> Yeah, sure. I heard you came by last night. >> I'm sorry about that.

I heard you came by last night. >> I'm sorry about that. I thought you were alone.

>> I'm sorry about that. I thought you were alone. Um...

I thought you were alone. Um... The man is coming today to

um... The man is coming today to change the air filter.

The man is coming today to change the air filter. May I let him in?

Change the air filter. May I let him in? >> You know what?

May I let him in? >> You know what? We're gonna have to reschedule

>> you know what? We're gonna have to reschedule that.

We're gonna have to reschedule that. Now's a terrible time for me.

That. Now's a terrible time for me. Is there anything else I can

now's a terrible time for me. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Is there anything else I can help you with? >> Did you see the news?

Help you with? >> Did you see the news? >> Um, what news exactly?

>> Did you see the news? >> Um, what news exactly? >> They found a dead girl in the

>> um, what news exactly? >> They found a dead girl in the river.

>> They found a dead girl in the river. >> Oh, dead girl.

River. >> Oh, dead girl. You know what?

>> Oh, dead girl. You know what? I did hear some people at work

you know what? I did hear some people at work talking about that today.

I did hear some people at work talking about that today. That is terrible, man. Horrible.

Talking about that today. That is terrible, man. Horrible. >> Mr. Roberts, they say she

that is terrible, man. Horrible. >> Mr. Roberts, they say she wore a necklace, a locket

>> Mr. Roberts, they say she wore a necklace, a locket necklace which she never took

wore a necklace, a locket necklace which she never took off.

Necklace which she never took off. And um...

Off. And um... >> What are you trying to say?

And um... >> What are you trying to say? >> They show a picture of the

>> what are you trying to say? >> They show a picture of the locket necklace on the TV, and

>> they show a picture of the locket necklace on the TV, and it looked exactly like the

locket necklace on the TV, and it looked exactly like the necklace I brought you

it looked exactly like the necklace I brought you yesterday.

Necklace I brought you yesterday. >> The necklace you brought to

yesterday. >> The necklace you brought to me yesterday was something from

>> the necklace you brought to me yesterday was something from the home shopping network.

Me yesterday was something from the home shopping network. There's probably, like, 500,000

the home shopping network. There's probably, like, 500,000 of those around here.

There's probably, like, 500,000 of those around here. You got to be kidding me.

Of those around here. You got to be kidding me. And honestly?

You got to be kidding me. And honestly? You look like a smart man.

And honestly? You look like a smart man. Do I look like I would buy

you look like a smart man. Do I look like I would buy something like that for anyone?

Do I look like I would buy something like that for anyone? Honestly?

Something like that for anyone? Honestly? Exactly.

Honestly? Exactly. >> [ Chuckles ]

Exactly. >> [ Chuckles ] Yeah. I, uh...

>> [ Chuckles ] Yeah. I, uh... >> Did you think I knew her?

Yeah. I, uh... >> Did you think I knew her? >> No, I, uh...I...Have a nice

>> did you think I knew her? >> No, I, uh...I...Have a nice day.

>> No, I, uh...I...Have a nice day. >> I will. You too.

[ Sighs ] Ah, good morning. >> It is so far.

Ah, good morning. >> It is so far. >> Sir.

>> It is so far. >> Sir. >> So, uh, what brings you in

>> sir. >> So, uh, what brings you in here today?

>> So, uh, what brings you in here today? >> Uh...To be honest with you,

here today? >> Uh...To be honest with you, doc, I've got some pretty weird

>> uh...To be honest with you, doc, I've got some pretty weird stuff going on, man.

Doc, I've got some pretty weird stuff going on, man. Having these, like, woozy

stuff going on, man. Having these, like, woozy attacks.

Having these, like, woozy attacks. They're happening late at night.

Attacks. They're happening late at night. >> Says here "blackouts."

They're happening late at night. >> Says here "blackouts." >> Yes.

>> Says here "blackouts." >> Yes. Best way I know how to explain

>> yes. Best way I know how to explain it.

Best way I know how to explain it. >> All right.

It. >> All right. So, give me the highlights.

>> All right. So, give me the highlights. >> Highlights would be, I don't

so, give me the highlights. >> Highlights would be, I don't know, shortness of breath, you

>> highlights would be, I don't know, shortness of breath, you know, just losing my footing,

know, shortness of breath, you know, just losing my footing, dizziness, passing out.

Know, just losing my footing, dizziness, passing out. Sometimes, God, I'm passing out

dizziness, passing out. Sometimes, God, I'm passing out for, like, 10 to 12 hours.

Sometimes, God, I'm passing out for, like, 10 to 12 hours. >> Interesting.

For, like, 10 to 12 hours. >> Interesting. So, when did this happen?

>> Interesting. So, when did this happen? >> The last time was last night.

So, when did this happen? >> The last time was last night. That's why I came here.

>> The last time was last night. That's why I came here. I'm trying to figure out what's

that's why I came here. I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

I'm trying to figure out what's going on. >> The last time?

Going on. >> The last time? >> It's happened, like, three or

>> the last time? >> It's happened, like, three or four times now.

>> It's happened, like, three or four times now. >> Watch the light.

Four times now. >> Watch the light. And are you taking any

>> watch the light. And are you taking any medicines?

And are you taking any medicines? >> No.

Medicines? >> No. >> Have you ever hurt yourself

>> no. >> Have you ever hurt yourself during these spells -- bite your

>> have you ever hurt yourself during these spells -- bite your tongue, hit your head?

During these spells -- bite your tongue, hit your head? >> Maybe.

Tongue, hit your head? >> Maybe. Doc, I mean, you've seen this

>> maybe. Doc, I mean, you've seen this before, right?

Doc, I mean, you've seen this before, right? Right?

Before, right? Right? >> Eh.

Right? >> Eh. >> "Eh"?

>> Eh. >> "Eh"? I mean...

>> Breathe. >> [ Inhales, exhales ] Okay.

>> [ Inhales, exhales ] Okay. I mean, what can you tell me?

Okay. I mean, what can you tell me? What do you think?

I mean, what can you tell me? What do you think? >> Don't know yet.

What do you think? >> Don't know yet. >> Well, if you had to guess?

Doc, if you had to guess, what would you think? >> Look.

Would you think? >> Look. I don't guess.

>> Look. I don't guess. That's why I have lab tests.

I don't guess. That's why I have lab tests. Let me ask you to pee in this

that's why I have lab tests. Let me ask you to pee in this cup, and then Connie's gonna be

let me ask you to pee in this cup, and then Connie's gonna be in.

Cup, and then Connie's gonna be in. She's gonna take some blood.

In. She's gonna take some blood. >> Okay. Okay, doc.

She's gonna take some blood. >> Okay. Okay, doc. I don't think you're

>> okay. Okay, doc. I don't think you're understanding me.

I don't think you're understanding me. Listen. Okay, listen.

Understanding me. Listen. Okay, listen. Let's just say hypothetically I

listen. Okay, listen. Let's just say hypothetically I don't have to pee, okay?

Let's just say hypothetically I don't have to pee, okay? Say I peed five seconds ago.

Don't have to pee, okay? Say I peed five seconds ago. What would you guess?

Say I peed five seconds ago. What would you guess? Or you're at Vegas.

What would you guess? Or you're at Vegas. You're trying to win some money.

Or you're at Vegas. You're trying to win some money. What -- what would you put your

you're trying to win some money. What -- what would you put your bet on, man?

What -- what would you put your bet on, man? >> I can see that you're really

bet on, man? >> I can see that you're really anxious right now.

>> I can see that you're really anxious right now. I'll tell you.

Anxious right now. I'll tell you. It's probably not cancer.

I'll tell you. It's probably not cancer. Otherwise, I don't know yet.

It's probably not cancer. Otherwise, I don't know yet. Here.

Otherwise, I don't know yet. Here. You're clearly very anxious, and

here. You're clearly very anxious, and I get it, but do this.

You're clearly very anxious, and I get it, but do this. Go to work. Do what you do.

I get it, but do this. Go to work. Do what you do. We'll get our tests.

Go to work. Do what you do. We'll get our tests. Keep your phone on you.

We'll get our tests. Keep your phone on you. We'll call you back in a couple

keep your phone on you. We'll call you back in a couple of hours, when we have some

we'll call you back in a couple of hours, when we have some idea, and then I'll be able to

of hours, when we have some idea, and then I'll be able to give you some thoughts.

Idea, and then I'll be able to give you some thoughts. >> Okay, doc. Thank you.

Give you some thoughts. >> Okay, doc. Thank you. >> Good.

>> Okay, doc. Thank you. >> Good. >> Okay.

>> Good. >> Okay. And if I happen to black out in

>> okay. And if I happen to black out in the next couple hours and die,

and if I happen to black out in the next couple hours and die, then?

The next couple hours and die, then? You want me to pee here?

Then? You want me to pee here? >> No.

You want me to pee here? >> No. Down the hall, on the left.

>> No. Down the hall, on the left. >> Okay.

>> Yeah, hello. Harley Roberts. Mr. Roberts, this is

harley Roberts. Mr. Roberts, this is detective slayter.

Mr. Roberts, this is detective slayter. We had a call come in, some

detective slayter. We had a call come in, some information from your lobby

we had a call come in, some information from your lobby attendant, Mr...

Information from your lobby attendant, Mr... Rommel or ro-Mel Stanton?

Attendant, Mr... Rommel or ro-Mel Stanton? He called in a necklace, a

rommel or ro-Mel Stanton? He called in a necklace, a necklace with a girl's name on

he called in a necklace, a necklace with a girl's name on it.

Necklace with a girl's name on it. Homicide victim's name on it, in

it. Homicide victim's name on it, in fact.

Homicide victim's name on it, in fact. And he alleges he saw it by your

fact. And he alleges he saw it by your vehicle.

And he alleges he saw it by your vehicle. So, I'm gonna need you to come

vehicle. So, I'm gonna need you to come down to the station and spend a

so, I'm gonna need you to come down to the station and spend a few minutes with us, answer a

down to the station and spend a few minutes with us, answer a few questions, and maybe we'll

few minutes with us, answer a few questions, and maybe we'll get a few quotes.

Few questions, and maybe we'll get a few quotes. So, time is of the essence.

Get a few quotes. So, time is of the essence. So, please give me a call back

so, time is of the essence. So, please give me a call back at 555-1260.

So, please give me a call back at 555-1260. Again, that number is 555-1260.

At 555-1260. Again, that number is 555-1260. Thank you, Mr. Roberts.

Again, that number is 555-1260. Thank you, Mr. Roberts. Your cooperation is appreciated.

[ Elevator dings ] >> Rommel? Hey, rommel?

>> Rommel? Hey, rommel? You sneaky son of a bitch.

Hey, rommel? You sneaky son of a bitch. Hey, buddy?

You sneaky son of a bitch. Hey, buddy? Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, buddy? Hey, hey, hey. What's up?

Hey, hey, hey. What's up? What the fuck are you doing?

What's up? What the fuck are you doing? Where are you going so fast?

What the fuck are you doing? Where are you going so fast? >> Mr. Roberts, please.

Where are you going so fast? >> Mr. Roberts, please. I'm going to my apartment.

>> Mr. Roberts, please. I'm going to my apartment. I have a quiche in the oven.

I'm going to my apartment. I have a quiche in the oven. >> Fuck your goddamn quiche.

I have a quiche in the oven. >> Fuck your goddamn quiche. What the hell were you doing on

>> fuck your goddamn quiche. What the hell were you doing on my floor?

What the hell were you doing on my floor? Answer me!

My floor? Answer me! Goddamn it, give me an answer.

Answer me! Goddamn it, give me an answer. >> I was helping Mrs. Daisy in

goddamn it, give me an answer. >> I was helping Mrs. Daisy in 119.

>> I was helping Mrs. Daisy in 119. She...She was drunk.

119. She...She was drunk. She could not find the remote

she...She was drunk. She could not find the remote control.

She could not find the remote control. >> Mrs. Daisy, huh?

Control. >> Mrs. Daisy, huh? >> Yes. Excuse me, please.

>> Mrs. Daisy, huh? >> Yes. Excuse me, please. >> No, no, no, you're not

>> yes. Excuse me, please. >> No, no, no, you're not excused.

>> No, no, no, you're not excused. Cut the shit.

Excused. Cut the shit. I just talked to

cut the shit. I just talked to detective slayter.

I just talked to detective slayter. >> I had to tell him.

Detective slayter. >> I had to tell him. They kept talking at the

>> I had to tell him. They kept talking at the apartment about how she had a

they kept talking at the apartment about how she had a necklace, and she never took it

apartment about how she had a necklace, and she never took it off.

Necklace, and she never took it off. I hope you understand.

Off. I hope you understand. >> Yeah, I understand it.

I hope you understand. >> Yeah, I understand it. God damn! You know what?

>> Yeah, I understand it. God damn! You know what? You did what...

God damn! You know what? You did what... [ Sighs ]

You did what... [ Sighs ] You did what you thought was

[ sighs ] You did what you thought was right.

You did what you thought was right. Just go...Go be about your

right. Just go...Go be about your quiche.

Just go...Go be about your quiche. >> Mr. Roberts?

Quiche. >> Mr. Roberts? I would never want to hurt you,

>> Mr. Roberts? I would never want to hurt you, not you.

I would never want to hurt you, not you. >> You did a pretty good job at

not you. >> You did a pretty good job at it.

>> Fucking Mrs. Daisy.

God. I swear to God, man.

[ Knock on door ]

[ Panting ]

W-w-what do you want? >> Are you okay, Mr. Roberts? >> Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

>> Are you okay, Mr. Roberts? >> Oh, yeah. I'm fine. Just a nosebleed -- partied too

>> oh, yeah. I'm fine. Just a nosebleed -- partied too much last night.

Just a nosebleed -- partied too much last night. >> That detective slayter?

Much last night. >> That detective slayter? He's down in the garage.

>> That detective slayter? He's down in the garage. He's talking to Thomas.

He's down in the garage. He's talking to Thomas. >> Oh, okay.

He's talking to Thomas. >> Oh, okay. >> I thought you might like to

>> oh, okay. >> I thought you might like to know.

>> I thought you might like to know. >> Well, thank you for telling

know. >> Well, thank you for telling me.

>> Well, thank you for telling me. Is there anything else?

Me. Is there anything else? >> No, that is all.

Is there anything else? >> No, that is all. I'm sorry to bother you.

>> No, that is all. I'm sorry to bother you. >> Yeah.

>> Harley, what is so urgent on this case that I had to get it done right now?

This case that I had to get it done right now? >> Oh, you know, we just got a

done right now? >> Oh, you know, we just got a new high-profile client in the

>> oh, you know, we just got a new high-profile client in the office, and the firm wants to

new high-profile client in the office, and the firm wants to keep him happy.

Office, and the firm wants to keep him happy. So, I figured if I stayed and

keep him happy. So, I figured if I stayed and waited and personally delivered

so, I figured if I stayed and waited and personally delivered it, it would make everybody

waited and personally delivered it, it would make everybody really peachy.

It, it would make everybody really peachy. >> What was the case number?

Really peachy. >> What was the case number? >> Um...

>> What was the case number? >> Um... I must have left it.

>> Um... I must have left it. What if I have the office fax it

I must have left it. What if I have the office fax it to you?

What if I have the office fax it to you? >> No.

To you? >> No. I've already put all my work

>> no. I've already put all my work off.

I've already put all my work off. You told me you'd give me a case

off. You told me you'd give me a case number.

You told me you'd give me a case number. Everything else is behind.

Number. Everything else is behind. You got to give me something.

Everything else is behind. You got to give me something. >> Okay, Sandra, listen.

You got to give me something. >> Okay, Sandra, listen. Did I tell you I just made

>> okay, Sandra, listen. Did I tell you I just made junior partner?

Did I tell you I just made junior partner? Okay? Listen to me.

Junior partner? Okay? Listen to me. If I come back to the office

okay? Listen to me. If I come back to the office without that piece of paper, do

if I come back to the office without that piece of paper, do you know how made my boss is

without that piece of paper, do you know how made my boss is gonna be and the trouble that

you know how made my boss is gonna be and the trouble that I'll get into?

Gonna be and the trouble that I'll get into? Please, help me out here, okay?

I'll get into? Please, help me out here, okay? Sandra?

Please, help me out here, okay? Sandra? >> What exactly is this, some

Sandra? >> What exactly is this, some kind of rape case?

>> What exactly is this, some kind of rape case? >> [ Sighs ]

Kind of rape case? >> [ Sighs ] You know I can't discuss client

>> [ sighs ] You know I can't discuss client information.

You know I can't discuss client information. >> Well, I can't give you

information. >> Well, I can't give you anything unless you give me some

>> well, I can't give you anything unless you give me some more information -- case number,

anything unless you give me some more information -- case number, something.

More information -- case number, something. >> Okay.

Something. >> Okay. You said rape, right?

>> Okay. You said rape, right? How about a...

You said rape, right? How about a... How about this?

How about a... How about this? Let me go to the office.

How about this? Let me go to the office. I'll get you the paperwork you

let me go to the office. I'll get you the paperwork you need.

I'll get you the paperwork you need. And then, in the meantime, can

need. And then, in the meantime, can you do me a favor and just keep

and then, in the meantime, can you do me a favor and just keep this between us?

You do me a favor and just keep this between us? Honestly, 'cause it would be

this between us? Honestly, 'cause it would be really bad if my boss finds out

honestly, 'cause it would be really bad if my boss finds out that I showed up here with no

really bad if my boss finds out that I showed up here with no case number, asking you, a

that I showed up here with no case number, asking you, a friend of mine, for a favor.

Case number, asking you, a friend of mine, for a favor. >> All right.

Friend of mine, for a favor. >> All right. >> Okay. Thank you so much.

[ Drill whirs ]

[ Camera beeping ]

[ Alarm beeping ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ] [ Heart beating ]

[ No audio ]

[ Beeping ]

Hey, motherfucker, don't move! Don't you move, motherfucker. Rommel. What the fuck?!

Don't you move, motherfucker. Rommel. What the fuck?! >> Please don't hurt me.

Rommel. What the fuck?! >> Please don't hurt me. >> Don't hurt you?

>> Please don't hurt me. >> Don't hurt you? Don't hurt -- oh, my.

>> Don't hurt you? Don't hurt -- oh, my. What the fuck, man?

Don't hurt -- oh, my. What the fuck, man? My fucking fiancée?

What the fuck, man? My fucking fiancée? What the fuck is wrong with

my fucking fiancée? What the fuck is wrong with you?!

What the fuck is wrong with you?! >> Don't shoot me, please!

You?! >> Don't shoot me, please! >> Don't shoot you?!

>> Don't shoot me, please! >> Don't shoot you?! >> Don't shoot me!

>> Don't shoot you?! >> Don't shoot me! >> See, I should have fucking

>> don't shoot me! >> See, I should have fucking known it was you!

>> See, I should have fucking known it was you! You're the only one with a

known it was you! You're the only one with a goddamn key in this whole place!

You're the only one with a goddamn key in this whole place! >> I can explain?

Goddamn key in this whole place! >> I can explain? >> You can explain?

>> I can explain? >> You can explain? Fuck your explanation!

>> You can explain? Fuck your explanation! Goddamn it.

Fuck your explanation! Goddamn it. You don't want to hurt me?

Goddamn it. You don't want to hurt me? You don't want to make me upset?

You don't want to hurt me? You don't want to make me upset? You don't want -- what the fuck

you don't want to make me upset? You don't want -- what the fuck do you think...

You don't want -- what the fuck do you think... Fuckin'...God!

Do you think... Fuckin'...God! You know what?

Fuckin'...God! You know what? >> It wasn't me.

You know what? >> It wasn't me. >> It wasn't you?

>> It wasn't me. >> It wasn't you? I should have fucking known it

>> it wasn't you? I should have fucking known it was you!

I should have fucking known it was you! You know what?

Was you! You know what? You better hope to God she

you know what? You better hope to God she lives, 'cause I will blow your

you better hope to God she lives, 'cause I will blow your fucking head off if she doesn't.

Lives, 'cause I will blow your fucking head off if she doesn't. We're gonna call the cops.

Fucking head off if she doesn't. We're gonna call the cops. It wasn't you? Okay, yeah.

We're gonna call the cops. It wasn't you? Okay, yeah. I believe that, yeah.

It wasn't you? Okay, yeah. I believe that, yeah. Fuck.

I believe that, yeah. Fuck. It was the magical fucking

fuck. It was the magical fucking tooth fairy, huh?

It was the magical fucking tooth fairy, huh? >> [ Whistles ]

Tooth fairy, huh? >> [ Whistles ] [ No audio ]

>> [ Whistles ] [ No audio ] >> Hey, how you doing?

[ No audio ] >> Hey, how you doing? Yes. No, no, no.

>> Hey, how you doing? Yes. No, no, no. No, no, no.

Yes. No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm sorry.

No, no, no. I'm sorry. I was playing with my dog, and I

I'm sorry. I was playing with my dog, and I just kind of dropped the phone.

I was playing with my dog, and I just kind of dropped the phone. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

Just kind of dropped the phone. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yeah. All right.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yeah. All right. Now you have a good day.

Yeah. All right. Now you have a good day. >> What the fuck are you doing,

now you have a good day. >> What the fuck are you doing, man?

>> What the fuck are you doing, man? Alfred, what the fuck, man?

Man? Alfred, what the fuck, man? You're supposed to be my best

Alfred, what the fuck, man? You're supposed to be my best friend.

You're supposed to be my best friend. What the fuck are you --

friend. What the fuck are you -- >> best friend?!

What the fuck are you -- >> best friend?! >> Yeah, yeah.

>> Best friend?! >> Yeah, yeah. >> Best friend?

>> Yeah, yeah. >> Best friend? Best friend?

>> Best friend? Best friend? Best friends don't do the

best friend? Best friends don't do the fucking shit that you do.

Best friends don't do the fucking shit that you do. >> What the fuck did I do to

fucking shit that you do. >> What the fuck did I do to you?!

>> What the fuck did I do to you?! >> You know what you've been

you?! >> You know what you've been doing!

>> You know what you've been doing! Ever since that fucking

doing! Ever since that fucking accident!

Ever since that fucking accident! >> What the fuck does that have

accident! >> What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

>> What the fuck does that have to do with anything? >> Fuck you!

To do with anything? >> Fuck you! You know what the fuck I'm

>> fuck you! You know what the fuck I'm talking about.

You know what the fuck I'm talking about. You had the perfect house.

Talking about. You had the perfect house. You got the perfect car!

You had the perfect house. You got the perfect car! Fuck.

You got the perfect car! Fuck. >> Don't you fucking --

fuck. >> Don't you fucking -- >> I...

>> Don't you fucking -- >> I... Fucking dare you.

>> I... Fucking dare you. Oh, but it's mine now.

Fucking dare you. Oh, but it's mine now. >> It's yours?

Oh, but it's mine now. >> It's yours? It's all you -- what the fuck,

>> it's yours? It's all you -- what the fuck, man?

It's all you -- what the fuck, man? >> Oh, don't act like you

man? >> Oh, don't act like you fucking pretty boys are not

>> oh, don't act like you fucking pretty boys are not fucking perfect!

Fucking pretty boys are not fucking perfect! Call the fucking cops,

fucking perfect! Call the fucking cops, goddamn it!

Call the fucking cops, goddamn it! >> Call the cops!

Goddamn it! >> Call the cops! They're gonna take you away,

>> call the cops! They're gonna take you away, too!

>> Call... Rommel, listen to me. Call the cops right now.

>> [ Panting ]

>> [ Panting ]

Aah!

You son of a bitch! Fuck. >> [ Coughing ]

Fuck. >> [ Coughing ] >> Get the fuck up!

>> [ Coughing ] >> Get the fuck up! Get up!

>> Get the fuck up! Get up! Goddamn it!

Get up! Goddamn it! Why, goddamn it? Answer me!

Goddamn it! Why, goddamn it? Answer me! Look at me!

Why, goddamn it? Answer me! Look at me! >> [ Coughing ]

Look at me! >> [ Coughing ] >> Look at me!

>> [ Coughing ] >> Look at me! Look at me, goddamn it!

>> Look at me! Look at me, goddamn it! Why?!

Look at me, goddamn it! Why?! Why'd you do it, Alfie?

Why?! Why'd you do it, Alfie? Why the fuck did you do this,

why'd you do it, Alfie? Why the fuck did you do this, man?

Why the fuck did you do this, man? >> Pretty night, huh?

Man? >> Pretty night, huh? Fucking beautiful night.

>> Pretty night, huh? Fucking beautiful night. >> Answer the goddamn question!

Fucking beautiful night. >> Answer the goddamn question! >> I told you.

>> Answer the goddamn question! >> I told you. >> [ Spits ]

>> I told you. >> [ Spits ] >> I told you.

>> [ Spits ] >> I told you. I told you.

>> I told you. I told you. [ Laughs ]

I told you. [ Laughs ] Well, huh?

[ Laughs ] Well, huh? [ Growls ]

Well, huh? [ Growls ] >> You told me what?

[ Growls ] >> You told me what? You told me what?

>> You told me what? You told me what? What the fuck are you trying to

you told me what? What the fuck are you trying to tell me?!

What the fuck are you trying to tell me?! >> Fucking harley Roberts, huh?

Tell me?! >> Fucking harley Roberts, huh? Always got to fucking win!

>> Fucking harley Roberts, huh? Always got to fucking win! Always got to be the star.

Always got to fucking win! Always got to be the star. Always got to be the best.

Always got to be the star. Always got to be the best. >> Back the fuck up.

Always got to be the best. >> Back the fuck up. >> [ Chuckles ]

>> Back the fuck up. >> [ Chuckles ] Had the best life.

>> [ Chuckles ] Had the best life. Had the best fucking girl!

Had the best life. Had the best fucking girl! Fuck you!

Had the best fucking girl! Fuck you! Bullshit!

Fuck you! Bullshit! >> You're fucking crazy, man.

Bullshit! >> You're fucking crazy, man. You're fucking crazy.

>> You're fucking crazy, man. You're fucking crazy. You're killing people!

You're fucking crazy. You're killing people! You fucking...

You're killing people! You fucking... >> [ Wails ]

You fucking... >> [ Wails ] [ Laughs maniacally ]

>> [ Wails ] [ Laughs maniacally ] But it's all right.

>> You're supposed to be my best fucking friend. You tried to set me up?

Fucking friend. You tried to set me up? You tried...You tried to kill my

you tried to set me up? You tried...You tried to kill my fucking fiancée?

You tried...You tried to kill my fucking fiancée? >> I didn't want to...

Fucking fiancée? >> I didn't want to... >> Why Sophie, man?

>> I didn't want to... >> Why Sophie, man? Are you fucking crazy?

>> Why Sophie, man? Are you fucking crazy? >> [ Growls ]

Are you fucking crazy? >> [ Growls ] >> It doesn't look like I'm

>> [ growls ] >> It doesn't look like I'm gonna be the one going to jail.

>> It doesn't look like I'm gonna be the one going to jail. Sit the fuck down till the cops

gonna be the one going to jail. Sit the fuck down till the cops get here.

Sit the fuck down till the cops get here. Alfie, goddamn it! Sit down!

Get here. Alfie, goddamn it! Sit down! I'll fucking do it, so help me

Alfie, goddamn it! Sit down! I'll fucking do it, so help me God.

I'll fucking do it, so help me God. I'll fucking kill you.

God. I'll fucking kill you. >> It's okay.

I'll fucking kill you. >> It's okay. It's okay.

>> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. [ Laughs ]

It's okay. [ Laughs ] It's a fucking beautiful night.

[ Laughs ] It's a fucking beautiful night. It's a beautiful night to go to

it's a fucking beautiful night. It's a beautiful night to go to jail, huh?

It's a beautiful night to go to jail, huh? >> Alfie? Alfie?

Jail, huh? >> Alfie? Alfie? >> [ Laughs ]

>> Alfie? Alfie? >> [ Laughs ] >> Alfie, get on your fucking

>> [ laughs ] >> Alfie, get on your fucking knees, man.

>> Alfie, get on your fucking knees, man. Alfie, don't!

Knees, man. Alfie, don't! [ Gun fires ]

Alfie, don't! [ Gun fires ] >> Aah! Aah!

[ Gun fires ] >> Aah! Aah! >> Goddamn it!

>> Aah! Aah! >> Goddamn it! You crazy son of a bitch!

>> Goddamn it! You crazy son of a bitch! >> Never your fucking fault.

You crazy son of a bitch! >> Never your fucking fault. But that's all right.

>> Never your fucking fault. But that's all right. >> Shut the fuck up.

But that's all right. >> Shut the fuck up. >> [ Laughs ]

>> Shut the fuck up. >> [ Laughs ] >> For fucking sake, shut the

>> [ laughs ] >> For fucking sake, shut the fuck up.

>> For fucking sake, shut the fuck up. Fucking laugh!

>> You know, I just thought of something. I'm gonna see that bitch before

something. I'm gonna see that bitch before you do.

I'm gonna see that bitch before you do. >> Shut your fucking mouth!

You do. >> Shut your fucking mouth! Shut your fucking mouth.

>> Shut your fucking mouth! Shut your fucking mouth. You shut the fuck up.

Shut your fucking mouth. You shut the fuck up. You hear me?

You shut the fuck up. You hear me? You shut the fuck up.

You hear me? You shut the fuck up. >> Rommel's in there right now.

>> Aah! Gaahhh! >> [ Gagging ]

[ Siren wails in distance ]

>> Thank you. >> I'm so happy. You look absolutely beautiful.

>> I'm so happy. You look absolutely beautiful. Told you I had a surprise for

you look absolutely beautiful. Told you I had a surprise for you, right?

Told you I had a surprise for you, right? >> Yeah, where is it?

You, right? >> Yeah, where is it? >> Well, the flowers are

>> yeah, where is it? >> Well, the flowers are definitely not it.

>> Well, the flowers are definitely not it. >> Yeah?

Definitely not it. >> Yeah? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah? >> Yeah. Keep doing what you're doing,

>> yeah. Keep doing what you're doing, and I will definitely show you.

Keep doing what you're doing, and I will definitely show you. >> [ Laughing ] Jerk.