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Once upon a time

probably in 1919A.D.

When the Ice Age just ended

The World War was on the verge

On the southeast coast of Hainan Island

Area at exit A of the West Suez Canal near Scotland Yard

People suffered from inflation and plague

They could barely survive

Like the old saying: Doctors are like your parents

One should offer free medical help

Be loyal to the nation, offer one good deed a day

Be determined to save the world

Surprisingly in this small fishing village

There were full of hidden heros

Once in a hundred years

There would be five great elders...

with amazing talent...

very flexible body...

and hair to their belly

Natural beauty

Still growing up in their sixties

No offense, but

Really we are not scaring you

Let's make it short. Although honesty prevails

We should do the right thing, even if they're forbidden...

before it's too late

Because of this

My grand grand father, Master Yuen...

who invented the nursing home...

was honored MBE CEO MVP...

and gave the elders some jewelry...

so they could retire in peace

"Rainy Cloud Founder Rainy Cloud Hung"

"Rainy Cloud's staff A Fong Si Chun"

I have a conspiracy

"Rainy Cloud's staff B Tai Ling Lok"

The world is full of conspiracies

What are you up to, boss?

I want to end this

Don't die so young, boss

Dominate

I want to dominate...

the whole market of nursing home

There is just one nursing home in this area

Why take it so long?

Chun, help me to finish it

Hey, you guys don't move

But boss, is it illegal?

I won't do anything illegal...

but you will

You will be promoted when it's done

Okay?

Yes thank you boss, thank you boss

You're welcome

Boss, where should I sit?

You can sit in the toilet bowl

"On Hei Nursing Home"

Oh

How come there's so much work to do?

I'm so busy

The international Hua Tuo Association...

asked me to develop a new Chinese medicine

Urology in Columbia...

invite me to give a speech

And there's a huge project underway...

on how to replace human organs with Chinese sausages

Ching Ching

What?

Which sausages do you prefer, liver or pork?

Liver sausage

Liver sausage

This device is too old, I can see nothing

Why so blurry?

The ants clearly painted its nails, why can't I see it?

Ching Ching

What's the matter?

Buy some Hubble Space telescopes

Do you realize...

one ant, one Hubble

Like our nursing home

one elderly, one nurse

five elders, five nurses

How considerate

I, myself, can take care of at least five elders

No, one on one, understand?

One to five

No

- Yes - No

Sure

I'll put on some notice

Go! Go! Go!

"Recruit"

This nursing home is like a haunted house

Doesn't match my style at all

Oh Rainy Cloud Group is hiring?

I'll be there in a bit

Wow $1500 a month, nice

Food and housing subsisdies included, I want to do this

Everything inclusive, let's do this

Let's do this

Hey, you guys want the job?

Yes

It's her

Any job experience?

A lot

Are you sincere?

Yes sure

I'll take you guys to the Chief then

Thanks

She's perfect

Get things done first, okay?

Hello

I know, follow me

Help her to get the plate

No need

- Are you dumb - No,

I haven't been in love for long

Give me a reason to live, okay?

Flowers, grass, water, tomatoes

One missing

Flowers, grass, water, tomatoes, Ching Ching

- Chief - That's right

They are the applicants

- Oh, the applicants - Hello, Chief,

I'm Chun

I'm Lok

- Nice, looking good - Not too bad

Let me check your health first

Healthy body but unhealthy heart

Watch out for a heart surgery

And you

Healthy heart but not a kind one

No worries, we can fix it

Let me check their IQ as well

Let me ask you: Do you know...

the answer to 1+1?

2

Idiot, you have one more chance

1+1... it's 11

11, so stupid

How come you don't know?

I asked did you know the answer to 1+1

It's easy! Just answer "Yes" or "No"

Dumber than pig

Your turn, 1+1 equals to?

Yes

- He's stupid - Yes

1+1 equals to 2, stupid

They are so dumb, let's take them

Thanks Chief, thanks Chief

I will teach you guys

Don't forget your meds, Chief

Okay

Let me show them around

- Okay - Follow me

- Bye, Chief - Bye

When should I take the meds?

As you like

What's my disease by the way?

Think about it yourself

Wow

These are for ovulation

Everyday at 9am, they get up, get washed...

and have breakfast

Then they have bowel movement at 11am

Have lunch at 12pm

Then workout

Playing card game is their workout

Since they need much time to think

They usually finish the game at 7pm

Then it's the debate session with the Chief

Today's topic is...

How to hedge borscht against cream soup

At 10pm, they are about to sleep

Before that, you must read them poems

Read all 300 poems

Then they'll fall asleep...

Till the next day morning

Ching Ching, what time do you get off work?

11pm

That's late, I guess I need to walk you home

No need

Sexy

Uncle Dragon

This is Uncle Dragon

He is muted, so he can keep secrets

I understand

You know sign language?

No, I understand what you just said

Ching Ching, what's that on his head?

Oh, those are...

his hair

So cocky, I'll find someone to beat her up

Pick me, I want to

Really, there's no need to find someone else

We use this ladder to go up and down

Don't get too fat

Okay

This is Uncle Leung

Hey, do you think he is...

No, he's fine, it's too early for that

It's okay

It's okay

Uncle Leung, I told you not to cough

Okay, give me your hand

Go wash it

This is Jane

Hi, Granny Jane

Call me Jane

Hi Jane

I'm the kind and normal Lok

I'm Chun

Ching Ching, you keep dogs here?

Who are you talking about

Uncle Ben Chow, it's okay

Okay, this is Chow Tai Bun

His English name is Ben Chow

Uncle Ben Chow, they are new

What are these people, Jane?

I'm Ching Ching

Just a name, Jane

Nice to meet you, Uncle Ben Chow

Oh, I prefer just the first name

Call me Ben

Sure, Uncle Ben Chow

This room belongs to Uncle Crab, don't get in

May I know in this centre, how many old fools...

I mean old people are here?

Four, five, six

So it's four, five or six?

If Uncle Crab is mad, he's like a few

He was once the greatest Chinese detective before he lost his mind

since he couldn't caught "The Golden Pig Theft"

Uncle Crab

Uncle Crab, looking good

Uncle Crab, he's everywhere like a shadow

He always goes hiking, no one could handle him

Hiking by wheelchair?

Yes, hiking by wheelchair

You should get him a GPS

Yes, we did

I'll get this girl

I'll get this nursing home too

I'm off now, remember to lock the door

This neighborhood isn't safe, especially for the elders

Someone wants to take down this place

No worries, we will take care of it

Ching Ching, Let me give you a ride

No, just give me the bike

Sure, why not?

Cool down the seat

Okay

Bye, Ching Ching

Chun?

What's up, Chun?

I'm still outside, bro

Lock them up, freeze them

Freeze them to death

Do you need some help?

It's done

Morning

What are you guys doing?

Oh yes, what are you doing?

Fixing things

My stool just blocked the toilet

Go fix it

My air-con has issue, make it cooler

There is a lot of mosquitos in my room

How come?

Back to sleep

Where's the key?

Inside the room

Need any help?

Oh yes, thanks

No, I can't leave

Why?

I'm standing here, how can I leave

You are right, I'm sorry

Everybody gets some congee

Ching Ching

Why are you so ghostly? You have nothing to do?

I'm standing here, of course I have nothing to do

- No - Come on

Okay, distribute some congee to everyone, be careful

I'm standing here watching you

Jane

Hello Mr. Chow

Come on, have some

Hey, get me some fish fin

I ate it last night

Where's the remaining abalones?

I fed the dogs with those

Wow, you guys are so rich

Yes

Hello

Hello

What're you looking at?

Ouch

I definitely hurt myself during cooking

Oh, I see

- Yes - Water is needed to plant this

Really?

- Do it - Soup and congee

Do it yourself

What congee?

Ouch, I definitely hurt myself during cooking

No, this is moss

You need to plant it in water

Really?

Let me help you, Jane

I can help myself

Thank you

Hey, these old fools are hard to deal with

But they look so happy

Don't worry, wait until they're asleep tonight

We'll figure out something

This guy is so suspicious

Wow

This one is even worse

What can we find here?

What?

Cured duck

Turn right,

turn right

What's that?

Don't bother, just turn right when someone told you to

There must be reasons, just do it

Let's go

So hungry, feed me, feed me

Ready to die in salt, you old fools

You are lucky

Tai Chi, there is one page about boxing

Four words: Power from the spine

You better start learning when you're young

It's not that easy

The spine needs to be flexible like rubber bands

More flexible than fingers

For speed, it's like how the brain controls your mouth

Even faster

My master was the best in the world

He was 99 by that time

I'll be better than him, live over 100 years

Your height is 100cm

As if we are really nursing here, damn

Your're full, right? Bearded man

Go on

Bearded boy

Chief

Not many things

Help me get these

This is made from the volcanic ash from Yanuatu, Philippines

Anti-earthquake anti-breast cancer pillow

Look how healthy we are

Not for you, look how tiny they are

I mean the probabilities

This is invented by some Vietnamese Chinese

Twin-turbo negative energy dechlorination

Hydrogen peroxide shower head

- What's that for? - Watering the plant

Look, it's like a flower

This is made for the African cannibals

Anti-Alzheimer's conditioner

Funny it's blue

Good for drainage cleansing too

Look at Chief's hair, so silky

That's right

Look at this

Made from the mammoth skeleton in Changbai Mountain

- What? - Water pipe

- It never gets dirty - Correct

So you'll take them both to clean the sewage pipe

Plug this pipe in

Suck out the stool, pass it through the sewer

down to the Nile

Then from Suez Canal, take some clean water back to flush the toilet

- Okay? - I know how to do it

But I'll let you guys try today

Oh no worries

He loves drainage cleansing

Yes, I'm good at this

Over there, that box there, this box here

Chief, please don't be shopaholic, we have no money

No money? Impossible, money is all we have

No, we don't

No no no money

if we have no money, can we pay your salary

2 years later?

Easy Chief, no money's not a big deal

Let's go earn some money

I have a friend who is making a film now

We can take all the elders to be actors

Film shooting? Cool

- Will they make DVD? - That's the only thing they do

Wow, let me buy a DVD player in town

Hey, I wanna ask...

Will we meet any movie stars during shooting?

Of course, you want in?

Yes, maybe

But you know, there're some unspoken rules in this industry

- What? - I'll show you

Wow, so strong

Let go

Believe me, there're really some unspoken rules

Hey

Breaking News Daily?

Director Yam

Don't call me that

But you are Director Yam

How dare you, you are out of your mind

What's the matter?

That $568,000 bathtub has arrived, where should I put it?

Put it aside, don't disturb me, I'm playing mahjong

Go go go

Is he new?

Is it his first day at work?

Stop bothering her with trival matters

These rubbish films

You can easily finish ten each year

Easy, isn't it?

Is it your first time to shoot zombie film?

I did some zombie films before

But it's my first time for Zombie Bathrobe

Director Yam, what do I need to do later?

Later on the set

There will be some zombies chasing that hot girl

When should I go to save her?

You don't have to

You are here to play mahjong with me only

Hi, Breaking News Daily, where're you now?

Yes, there are people abusing the elders

That On Hei Nursing Home asked the elders to be extras

to make money, it's inhuman

Don't move

It' all flesh and blood

Come on, they will start soon

Hey, why haven't you change your clothes?

Are we shooting Star Trek?

We are shooting zombies!

No, I brought the elders to play the zombie role

And me

Ask them to be lively later

They are zombie, not dead bodies

No worries, sure they will move

I'll tickle them if they don't

I didn't say that

Let me show you, bite him

Ms. Ball Ball is ready

It's for real this time, get ready guys

Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 1

And... Action

Go

Wow

Wow

- Wow - Cut

Who blocked the camera?

So big

What so big, old man?

Jane, you are so healthy

Really big

You can even see the blood vessels

- Hey - What's your problem?

How can we continue?

Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 2

- Stop Shooting - Cut

You ruined the Hong Kong film industry

What's your problem, old man?

- What are you doing? - Sister

- Director Yam? - I'll get you out of hell

Help me, Director

- Follow me - What are you doing? We have stopped rolling

I'm sorry, Ms. Ball Ball

Go away

Director Yam, What's he doing?

Zombie Bathrobe, scene 15, take 3

Oh

None of my business

It's on fire. It's on fire

Don't stop, keep rolling keep rolling

Great! Awesome!

Where's that girl?

Other zombies go and beat them

Lok, the media has arrived

Take it

So noisy, you bastard

I'm sorry

Don't be, take the wrench

Attack those old fools

What, abuse those old man?

They're so old, they can't feel anything

You're right, sure they've experienced worse

This is movie

Yeah

- Congratulations - Congratulations boss

Hey, what're you doing here?

I still can't figure out who to attack

You idiot

Go and attack that mute

Uncle Dragon?

He's a mute, he won't tell anyone

You are so clever

How dare you, ask me to abuse those elders

Go and do it yourself, I'm not an idiot

- Hey granny - What?

How long has it been since your last fight?

- Well... - Don't bother

Take this glass bottle

See the old man over there?

- Yes - Go attack him

Okay

Old things are useless, I should count on myself

How much does my bathtub cost?

$568,000

You okay, Director Yam?

"Rest in Peace"

Wow, what're you wearing? So disgusting

Body like fallen apart

Chief

You guys are injured, go to the hospital

You are a doctor

You're right

So, what happened?

- Film shooting - Oh, is it fun?

Yes

Good to hear

How much did you earn?

A few thousands

That's not bad

But we broke something, I think we should pay for it

Yes we should

Probably some cups, right?

Well, $568,000

- $568,000 - $568,000?

Listen to me, Chief

if money is a problem

You can sell this nursing home

- I can help you with a phone call - No

- There's no necessary - Chief, don't sell it

I have some money here

Oh there's more

No worries, there's more

Still think you're a master of thief? You will be caught

There's more, this is for Jane

Big Ben

How many times have I told you?

Return them at once

You could really be caught soon

These are nice, shall I give them to Ching Ching?

- Nice - Do they fit her?

I think so

But I didn't see her wearing any these days

I'll give her for you

Okay

Hey, where's my wallet?

Mine is missing too

Where are my bras?

"Director Yam on fire, Ms. Ball Ball was happy"

Film star, Ms. Ball Ball played as the main actress of

Director Yam's new film,

- Great, great - Zombie Bathrobe

This video has gone viral these days

Smart elderly came to the site and

rescued Ms. Ball Ball

the elders from the nursing home became famous after the news is out

It is surprised that the news had over 10 millions views

Ms Ball Ball hope the film company hire more eldery actors

to make the film industry thrive

Stop shooting, you ruined the Hong Kong film industry

- Director Yam - I'll get you out of hell

Any new insights after you played the role of zombie?

As you can see, after playing zombie...

my kungfu has improved a lot

Kungfu's not for you, short limbs

Do you feel better? You sick dying old man

Are you cursing me?

Why not?

Do you know I can...

What can you do to me? I'm louder than you

Too soft, I can't hear you

Louder

No room available

No available now and also not later

- No - I'm so angry now

I scared myself when I am angry

On Hei Nursing Home

Mr. Chan is reserving for five, this is not a restaurant

- It's a nursing home - You're right. My master was superb

In Hawaii

He could kill polar bears with bare hands

Your master was superb, so what?

Don't you believe I'll fight you?

Come on

On Hei Nursing Home

Little boy, you're just four year-old so we can't let you live here

Call again after 70 years

Hey, this is Jane

Hey, Jane

I'm your old schoolmate, Pauline

We haven't talked for 30 years, what's up?

I heard that your nursing home's good

Hey, I want my mum in too, is it possible?

No room is available, it's full

No room is available?

No

Then you quit and let me in

I'll pay you the $10 I owned you when we were young

Or I'll be very angry if you refuse

Screw you

Are you crazy?

$10

Ask your mum to stay in kindergarten

Okay

This chair is so comfortable, I feel like a scientist

I'll have one in my future office

Amy?

Got it, on my way

Hey, Boss, it's done

Are we getting promoted?

You, rubbish

Go promote yourself to the boudoir

I asked you to ruin the place

But you promoted it

See it yourself

Wow, superb

Boss, there's one in English too

There's one in English too

What the hell are you doing?

I'm talking to you both

Listen up

Get it done or I'll finish you both

Understood, boss

Do it now, do it now

What?

The old fools said they are out for fun tonight

We will burn this place down

They'll leave when there's nothing left

You should think about it twice

No, do it quick

Leak some LPG and light it up

But then we'll blow us up too

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to Lok

Happy birthday to you

Yeah

Lok, happy birthday

How did you know?

I asked you not to give real info for application

Okay, let's party

Ever since I was born,

no one ever celebrate for my birthday before

Do we have to be jerks?

Happy birthday

That's my lighter, thank you

Stop smoking at this age

Watch out for cancer

Huh

You can't cure cancer

What's for to be long life?

You're right

How much have they paid you?

Are you high?

You two came here to mess things up

Turned the nursing home into chaos

I know everything

You want to take down the nursing home

Of course, I want to take you down too

Don't you ignore all of us

We all have our unique skills

How's so? Tell me

Big Ben was the most agile thief

"The Agile Theif, Ben Chow"

Jane said she was once a Diva

But we all know

"The Diva, Jane" she's actually a crew wardrobe

Uncle Dragon worked at Ml5

at the age of 12

Then he was trained in Scotland Yard

"Wind Listener, Uncle Dragon" Nicknamed Wind Listener

Also named Leonardo Landrini

His wife is Angelina Aslini

His little brother is Antonio Juliette

isn't it great?

Because he couldn't expose the Queen

He poisoned himself till he's muted

And Fat Crab used to be a great detective

Solved lots of cases

But then he gained weight

And got fired

He became a wrestler next

"Fat Crab" but got injured

And you?

I'm the greatest of all

Greatest swimmers for three generations

Wind-on-the-water

Wind-on-the-water

Cut it out, I think you just flow with the stream

And our Chief was a doctor without borders

and saved hundreds of life

He fought wars? Really?

Was he shot?

He was more than shot

He was hit by aircrafts, canons and bombs

Caused him dumb like this

I can tell

Actually all of us were found by Chief

Ching Ching was his assistant before

Chief was exhausted by the wars

Mad at himself as he couldn't save everyone

So he returned

Now he takes care of us

So we can retire in peace

So don't think you can bully us

If all of us join force together

We can dominate whoever we want meet god kill god

That's a lot

I'm really scared

Let me go pee

Don't smoke too much

Wow

So much food

Haven't you eaten?

Don't wait for me

Take your time

What?

Are you looking for more trouble?

You should have a bottom line

Don't you regret on cheating the elders

Don't be mad, I'm just making a living

I have to, or else I'd die before them

Who would support my family?

How can you confront with your dad?

Why do you have to mention him?

He's dead long time ago

I can't even remember his face

Why can't I confront with him?

Why?

All these years he only looked down on me

What else had he done?

You were born because of him

You should reconsider if you can really be a father

I don't deserve to be a dad and I don't want to

This guy's dementia is getting worse

Wandered around the hill

Luckily this wheelchair knows its way back

Otherwise he'd be eaten by tiger

Chief, shall we perform euthanasia on him?

He's so fat, he can be our food supply for a year

Let me see

Wow

I'm very scared

Shall we knock his head?

You do it

Me? I'm too strong for that

Shrimp dumpling, siu mai, soup dumpling

He's naturally insane

What's this, Fat Crab?

Spring Summer Autumn Winter

Who's this?

Small dumplings

The Golden Pig Theft, not resolved

He still thought that he's a detective

And this?

Wow, her hip is on her chest

Ms. Ball Ball is so hot

Okay, that's simple

Hang Ms. Ball Ball's photo on his chest

So he can be calm when he goes insane

- Dumb like a pig - It's true, her hip's on her chest

Yes yes yes

Hip on chest? Are you insane?

Ching Ching

Hi

Hi

Are you looking for me?

Yes I am

Ching Ching

Can you wait for me?

What's up?

Ching Ching, I really like you

I have a gift for you. You hurt your hand last time

- Okay, I just said - Ching Ching

I can do anything for you

Repeat what you said

I said I could do anything for you

Jump into the sea then

Sure, you jump

I watch

You said you'd watch me from the rooftop last time

- But you two... - Go go go

Are you looking for me?

I'm getting married next month

I want to invite you first

Huh? What?

Congratulations! Keep the good work!

This's superb!

Wow! So great!

Why so happy? Why?

What shall I wear?

Ching Ching

What's going on?

What's going on?

What're you looking at?

You did something bad? Or is your girlfriend gone?

She's not gone, she's pregnant

You have to support the family, like a man

You know nothing about adults, kid

Look at yourself

You're so lucky that someone loves you

You should marry her soon

Once you become a father, the world becomes different

Beautiful

You are not having the best part of your life

until you become father

Once you become father

The whole world becomes beautiful

I don't get it

but it sounds awesome

Do you have kids? I have never seen them

I have a son who's in the swimming team. Three years championship

Now he's training for the country

To represent China in the next Olympics

That's great, I didn't see that coming

Yes, he got that from my genes

We have a family history of great swimmers

Nicknamed Wind-on-the-water

Yes, you got this

Your dad is lucky to have a strong son

Soon having his grandson

Sigh

When Chief brought me here

He told me I'd have three years left

And then I lived for another three years

then another three years

You never know God's plan

When's your time and when's not

You have to live with it

isn't it great?

Receiving gifts

I don't want work gloves

Hey,

what's wrong with work gloves?

Try it on, it's good

You can use it for playing baseball

Watch out, don't move around

Or use it for fighting

Ouch ouch, it hurts

It's cheap

but it's useful

It looks ugly, but you can just ignore that

The point is it's durable

It's not used forever but it's good for a few years

I don't want to use it at all

As a human you shall know how to dance

60s was about Agogo

70s was about Disco

Was it?

80s was about Rambo

90s was about Ferragamo

What?

After 2000, it's all about Apple

Yes, it is

Who knows about the future? Who cares?

The most important thing is to be happy

You still have to live everyday

whether you're happy or not

I pick...

Happy

Yes

- Invite me to dance? - Yes

Thank you

Here we go

Oh, I'm running out of cigarettes

Go and get some at my bedside

I have some

Mint cigarettes kill sperms

Not for me

You're so old already

Why save the sperms? For drink?

What're you talking about?

I still have a lot that can drown you

"Lifeguard hero sacrified himself to save a child"

"Young lifeguard perished in the line of duty"

First a divination

Turtle head towards the west

Wu Xing needs beating today

Very bad luck today

Hey mate, how are you?

Rainy Cloud

Who brings you here?

- Southeast wind - You brought many people with you

They are here to visit you

Heard your nursing home is doing well

So so, not comparable to your Rainy Cloud Group

Oh you're right

Let me take care of it from now on

I'll ensure the elders are

well taken care of, sounds good?

- Let me think about it - Come on

Think about what? Sign it

No, I'm working

You can make a fingerprint

- Fingerprint works? - Right

Do it!

Place your finger here, that's right

What?

You should trim your nails

What? What does it mean

- Right - What does it mean?

Actually, under the rule 425A of the house bill in 1846,

in a chapter 1, if a person's written signature is required by law

and the person is unable to write,

- What did he say? - What did he say?

It means: It's all done

It's done, let's go

What?

...and classifable fingerprint made with ink or another substance.

No way

It's okay, sir

That's great

Open the door

Hey

Do it yourself, don't bother me

Boss, someone's named Chief is here for you

Rainy Cloud

Who said my full name?

Don't go too far

Too far?

I treat you like how you treated me

We are leaving first

How am I treating you?

Oh you forgot?

2nd grade, you got two big guys

Tattooed "Be loyal to your country" on my back

Did you erase it?

- It's erased - That's good then

Why is it good?

8th grade, you colluded with two fat boys

Tricked me to be tattooed

Look at me now

What does it say?

Spring is not for study, summer is for sleeping

- Sounds nice, pretty poetic - Nice?

Beckham did the same

The problem is on another row

$2000 fine for Tuberculosis spreading

Wow that's realistic

Yes, isn't it?

He didn't let me go and gifted me this feather

Then don't go there for tattoos anymore

Don't go there for tattoos?

This has been with me for twenty years

I am going to destroy your nursing home

You want a revenge?

Find the previous version of me if you seek revenge

I'm different from the past

Please find the previous version of me if you seek revenge

How do I find the previous version of you?

By bus?

Hmm

Don't include the elders for these personal matters

Don't include them?

I used to be God's favored son

You made me a mess

And you are now a doctor

Admired by everyone

Luckily you're bombed and became crazy

and you lost your license, karma came back to you

It was you who reported me

- So? - Ratting me out so I can't be a doctor

- So? - Suspended my license

So what?

Great, you've got all the revenge you want

May I beg you

Save this place for the elders, okay?

Are you begging to me with that tone?

I'll give you a chance as you're sincere

If you pass through me from here

I'll return you the nursing home

Come on

Oh no

Get through it

My mate

What I hate the most in my life is

Others are happier than me

As a jerk you deserve this

You better fufill your words

You're a jerk

But I am worse than a jerk

Because whatever I say

I never fulfill it

You miss the flowers, kid?

Is it serious?

I've caused some troubles

Thinking if I can resolve it myself

Your problem is our problem

Don't you try to be a hero

What more can we lose at this age?

Let's go together then

So are you going?

No

I understand

Sigh

I can't even protect all of you

This might be the toughest obstacle in my life

When I was a wrestler, I was choked once

And then?

When I was almost dead

All the memories in my life

was played like a lightning in my mind

And then?

Then I got limped

What do you mean?

When you are dying, your life can end in seconds

Go on

When someone wants you limped

and you don't fight back

you will become limped like me now

This thing's with me for twenty years

You can make use of it

A cooking pan?

Why do we choose a dwarf room for meeting?

Why do you tease me?

I'm the biggest here

I can tell

Is everyone here?

Alright, let's talk about the plan

Sure, Jane

I, Ben Chow the thief, have a great plan

Chief treated us so well

Give us a new life

We should all join in

Repaying him with our bodies and souls

Let's steal the contract

How are we going to do that?

We separate into three groups

Richard and I will attack from above

And Jane, you'll go from below

Everyone else will go from the front

Oh I forgot you

You'll stay at the control room and stand by

Let us know if anything happens

He's muted, Ben Chow

Ask Chief to stay with him

I couldn't stand it so I stole the floor plan

Let's go together

A bright future is ahead for you, young man

Let us handle what's illegal

You'll drive

Driving is illegal too

Are we clear?

No

Make sense, you're all dumb

What is our code name?

Attention, our code name is...

Kung Hei Fat Choy, repeat what I said

Kung Hei Fat Choy

- Dismiss - Yes sir

- Let's go - Sit tight

"Rainy Cloud Group"

If we succeed, we should celebrate

There's a cheesecake

Guilinggao

Radish cake

Sponge cake

And red bean pudding

But if we fail...

Then there'll be acne cream, wound cream, massage cream

and all kinds of disinfectants

and floor cleaner

What are we doing here?

- You're driving - How about you?

Watching you drive

Sir, please stop your car and present your ID

We are in a mission now

Stop your car and present ID

Sure, what's going on?

I said stop...

Suspects with guns, bombs and nuclear bombs, copy that

Kitty, ask for backup

Kitty roger that, shall we call SDU?

Call the People's Liberation Army too, over

Roger

We might open fire later, you two cover us

Control room, check this PC 3854...

Sorry sir, you don't have to

We won't block the way, we're leaving

Sorry, sorry

"FOUR EYES Safe Room Supervisor, Rainy Cloud Group"

Is it necessary to hang me like this?

No, it's not

What the hell

Done

For Chinese, please press 1, English, please press 2...

Japanese press 7. Stomachache, press belly button

To unlock, please press the pound key

This is too much

Use your voice for password

The hint is: What's after "Moonlight before my bed"?

Oh no, I forgot

Hey, who knows the answer?

"Moonlight before my bed"...

Got it. "Should be James Bond"

The answer is "James Bond"

This is strange

Perhaps "box" on the ground

The answer is "Should be a box"

Haha, it's done

Wow

Wow

Why are you so heavy?

Oh, my fake teeth!

Oh

So comfortable

So useless, you wet your pants

You made a mess

Clean it up

What a shame

I'm sorry Jane, so sorry

Catch them, they stole from our boss

You old man, stealing from us

You go first, I will handle them

Quick! Close the door!

Go! Drive!

Where's Richard?

He's over there

Why don't you go? Go!

Go Uncle Leung!

Hey, grab my canon

Why so quiet?

Just shoot them directly

"Shoot directly Shoot randomly" So dumb! Don't shoot randomly

Watch out

That's right, shoot him!

Get in the car

Quick

Quick

Richard got hit by a tennis, he's in concussion

There's no big wound

But his lung cancer...

He's done well fighting it for this long

You guys stay with him, he'll be gone any minute

Thank you Doctor Poon for taking care of Richard

I'm his doctor

It's my responsibility

Thank you

Which one of you is his direct relative?

I am

Okay come over

Richard, get up!

Don't pretend

Doctor said I'm fine, I can leave now

Son, shall we go swimming tomorrow?

Okay, let's go

Richard said he's going to the beach

Hurry him up

We used to swim here everyday

My son

was growing up everyday

becoming stronger every year

He swam further and quicker

until that day

I saw him swimming

straightly towards the sea

Suddently, he couldn't hear my calling

then I lost him forever

He promised to be back no matter how far...

I will return

Dad

Dad, I'm back

You should shave your beard

But you still look good

Is it you, son?

Look! It's me!

How are you?

I feel really great

I swim everyday, isn't that good?

How about you? What're you doing in China?

I'm marvelous

I admitted to the national team

They called me Human-torpedo

I said I prefer my dad's name

Call me Junior Wind-on-the-water

We'll have a good time after I won the Olympics

Sure, it's a deal

I don't think winning is important

The most important thing is

Be the best of yourself

No regret at all

Understood

Dad

Some words are hard to let out

I miss you

Sorry

No apologies needed to your dad

Okay

Having you as my son

with all the achievements

I'm glad

Don't cry

I'm old

Eventually I'll die

That's the reality

Dad

"The floral is so brightful"

"It lights up the nature"

"The floral is so hopeful"

"That I can't help but"

"discover it naturally" Richard, sorry

"Heart to heart" I shouldn't have cursed you

"Relying on aspirations"

"Can gradually approach"

"Hand in hand"

"Hearts are gradually approaching too uh~"

"if the world can care"

"It can overcome every obstacles"

"Our fate can mend the scars"

"We're happily looking for"

"This kind of scarce sincere"

"if the world can care"

"We shall have enthusiasm and love"

"I'm approaching this dazzling world"

"Even the sun not going down anymore"

Richard's death would be worth it

Wait

No

Shouldn't the fingerprint in red colour?

Why is it in black?

Ben Chow, it is a copy

Copy version is unusable

Are you kidding?

Richard's death is now worthless

Uncle Ben Chow, you're the greatest theft

Give me the real one

What are you doing?

You've stolen this much

Where is the real one?

Oh yes, yes, yes

Did you steal it?

Yes

Check and see if it's at the back

Is it down there?

In the socks?

What you stole are useless

Oh! Uncle Dragon is dead

Oh there is no pulse

Shall we call the ambulance or hearse?

He'll get dumped away anyhow

Let him stay with us as our friend

Rest in peace

Stop blaming and you'll be in heaven

Dragon you're gone too soon

See if there's anything you have missed

Rest in peace with pineapple bun

Rest in peace

Don't fool us too long

You have something to say even if you're silent

Take care

It's the Queen's loss to have you left

Keep practicing in another world

Defeat them, the ox-heads and horse-faces

Come back when you're free, Uncle Dragon

You don't have to return these

Read them down there

Dragon, come back earlier

I'll let you know if there's news

Don't look back

Repeat what I said

Rest in peace

Stop blaming and you'll be in heaven

Hey you old fools

Tie them up for me

Boss, please spare us for two more days?

Someone has just passed away

They are really sad

Good that he's dead, wrap him up

Hey stop, I'm calling the police

Call then, I haven't broke any laws

It's you guys

You old fools stole my stuff

Tie them up

Hey hey

- Stop - I know your dad, stop

What?

It hurts

Why aren't you leaving?

Don't be stupid

Let go!

Don't force us out

Don't force us out

Don't bother Jane, please

Please let us stay

Don't move, stand still

Ching Ching

Don't harm these elders

Everyone gets old

You can harm someone today

But don't you remember, when you need help

Who's with you?

Every elderly is a treasure

They worked their whole life for the society

Nourishing your success

Can you just let them

leave with dignity when they are done

with their lives?

Dad?

Hey mom

Dad?

I don't know why, I really miss you

I am really thankful to you

Sorry, I used to think that you're annoying

Go

Hey old man, did I let you go?

What?

What?

What?

What?

You know that I can...

What can you do?

I can really...

Why would I let you?

Isn't this golden pig which lost for thirty years?

The police hasn't solved the case

I heard the three millions rewards still works

No, it's worth three hundred millions now

three hundred millions?

It'd be one billion after two years

These elders stole it from my coffer

It's mine

So you stole the gold pig

I've handled this case for thirty years

Evidence is solid this time

I can really...

get you arrested

Police

Excuse me

Who called the police?

Sir, I did

This guy stole the gold pig

Get him

Get him

No,

I did not

Where's it, there's no pig

I've got pig skin instead

Sir, I've heard he's a thief since my first day of work

He has lots of stolen goods

Please search them

Search his "cabinet", there's lots of stuff

Also, he's really bad to the elders

He's an evil

Then you need to go to the station with us for investigation

I want to be the tainted witnesses

So do I

We want to be the tainted witnesses too

Don't fight with me

Sir, I'm truly the tainted witness

I've got taint on me

Look at this

isn't it tainted

Take this

Look closely at this

Even more tainted

- Alright alright - Pleast let it go

There's more

That pig is spinning here

I need some time to get it out

Once it's out it'd be more tainted

Are't you Detective Crab?

Oh yes, Detective Crab

Can I take a photo with you?

Police is working, maybe later

I'll make it quick, please

Thank you. Your turn

Thank you so much

Thanks Detective

Let's go

So no photos with me?

Let's go

I'm a tainted witness

I've got these really tainted...

Ar! Ching Ching

Chun

I'm Lok

Doesn't matter

I have something to tell you

Say it

Let's be friends

I understand

You're pretty and kind

I don't deserve you

It's already too good for us to be friends

You want to start our relationship as enemies?

You're right

I can't be a dad

But you can learn

You forgave me

Someone misses you

Don't worry, I'll be a good dad

Just not sure about being a good husband

Just kidding

Put down your feet

I really have no idea about what you said

Don't speak, don't look

Hey, come over for pictures

- Sit down - Come on

- Could you dit down please? - Come on

Got it, let's shoot

Four of my ancestor's spirit told me not to be stubborn

So I decided to go for wandering

Chun, the nursing home is yours now

What?

Ching Ching, give me my seal

This is the moscot of this place

Protect her, she's over 160 years old

I can't

You can

Where are you going?

South Pole

Because there's a polar bear in Hawaii

got injured and swam to South Pole

I need to save it

Chief, while you're handing over this to him

What are you giving me?

What?

Giving you a hair

Let's take a photo, shall we?

Take your head

Here

Hap...

- Uncle Dragon - Yes

You can talk?

- Hap... - Alright, I know you're suffering

Yes, take your time

Happy New Year

Kung Hei Fat Choi from A Lifetime Treasure

Hey son, I'll give you a ride

- Okay. But you've got no direction - Come on

I've got GPS

South Pole it is

Let's go

Wow

Mom

Mom, I'm really sorry

I never get to dine with you

Mom, do you have time for dinner with me?

Mom, you have time?

But I don't

I'm in jail

A jail that you can't find

A jail that you can't find

But in here

The gold pig came out

Look at it

It's not dirty nor stinky

Because it's not tainted

I can't become a tainted witness

I've put down the phone just now, can you hear me?

They took my...

They took my...

Treasure

Treasure

Real treasure

- Hold it - Hold it

Mom, let's continue

But none of this is real

But none of this is real

We are simulating a jail

Court time is tomorrow

I want to try the jail first

I want to try the jail first

Mom, am I sick?

Trying the jail before going to the court

If I'm released free, wouldn't it be pointless to do so?

Also, mom

When this gold pig's out

It's out in whole

first the hip came out

if it's out this way

It wouldn't be clean

I'm sure there's poop

Here, like a spoon

Mom, tell me it's lucky or not

So clean that I can't be tainted witness

It's not tainted

Mom I'm giving you this pig

Mom

I'm giving you this pig

I'm giving it to his mom too

Your mom

Little pig back to you

back to his mom

Hey keep working. Massage him

You saw me crying, come on

Is this true or fake?

You're my secretary but you do nothing

So am I

She said secretary's work begins after work

I did not hit

Let's go

No pictures with Big Brother?

Bye

Hey

I forgot

Wait what?

When I was shooting

What is that noise?

You don't know what you're doing

Let's do one more