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On top of the Ningbi cliffs there is a temple.

It is the most famous temple in the Ngormei Mountains,

where people from all over the world come

to pay their respects

to the Kuan Yin statue

which was believed to have been created by Ng Daozi

and has seen almost 800 years of history.

It is said that it grants the wishes of whoever prays there.

People tend to seek

better health

home

or even exorcism

when they pray to the goddess, Kuan Yin.

Move! Get out of my way!

- Whoa! - How can he do that?

Oh my god! Somebody do something!

You should not being doing this! You will be cursed for life! Go and die!

Unbelievable!

Woah!

Let's go, let's get out of here!

Let's go, let's get out of here!

Run! Run! Run!

What is true happiness?

Today's happiness is but what the future may hold

and the sadness of the future is the consequence of today's actions.

Even though this may be true,

I would rather seek today's happiness.

Then you are wrong.

Take Prince Ling as an example.

He is an extravagant, rich man.

He collects all the beautiful treasures of the world,

but is this really true happiness?

In his pursuit of the great treasures of the world,

a famine is happening in his country.

Do you think he'll have a guilty conscience? Will he be happy?

How can you compare me to that person?

And I will not forgive you for this matter!

Brother Lam

We are still young, we should spend this time playing.

If you bring home a woman and marry her,

you will have no life of your own - you will definitely regret it.

Having a wife

won't tie me down.

What harm can there be?

You need to get out there and socialize.

If you don't like him then don't marry him.

If you like him then get married, simple.

I don't want to be married.

Master, Mr. Lam has arrived.

I don't care whether you like it or not

you have to get out there and see if you like him.

Please reconsider miss,

there is no harm in going to take a look.

I am not going.

Mr. Fei is so old-fashioned,

His daughter must also be very old-fashioned.

Just wait till you get in bed with her...

Hurry up miss.

Go up.

Don't mess around.

Mr. Lam.

- How is your father? - Thank you for asking, he is well.

This man is a well known scholar, Mr. Mei Yeung Sam.

He has accompanied me here.

Mr. Lam.

I am very sorry

I cannot control my daughter.

Alas,

My daughter doesn't want to come out to meet you

Sorry for making you come here for nothing.

Then we will leave first, since we have other commitments to attend to.

- Let's go. - Goodbye then.

Master, Miss is coming out to see the guests.

Ah, since Miss decided to come and meet us,

- Then let's stay a little longer. - Oh yes, definitely.

My daughter's mother died when she was young

So, she is a little spoiled.

She does what she wants and manages her own affairs.

Of course, father

I would normally take control over minor affairs,

However, an affair such as marriage is something you should take care of.

Being a lady, I will have to follow the rules.

It has been many years and my daughter hasn't found a suitable partner.

This is because she is my only daughter

so my son-in law must marry into the family.

- The first child must bear our surname. - Ah, how can that be?

That is why her marriage has been delayed until this date.

However,

I am the male of the 3rd generation.

I am the male of the 7th generation, there will be some difficulties,

However, if

I can marry such a beautiful lady as Miss, then

I do not mind marrying into the family.

I have decided, marrying into the family is not a problem.

All my children can bear the surname of Ti (metal)

I have also decided that

all of my grandchildren can bear your surname

But,

I had a pre-arrangement with Mr. Lam's father about this marriage...

Then

Miss,

Do you have a piece of paper?

Miss, he is very artistic.

Sir and Miss can you please evaluate my work?

[Poem]: Dainty hands,

pretty eyes, pouty lips,

young and supple body

with long hair that reaches half way down the body.

Father,

I have decided, if I can't marry him,

I will not marry anyone else.

If I can't marry Miss, then I also will not marry anyone else.

Congratulations!

Ah Mr. Lam, Mr. Lam!

Mei brother, Mei brother

Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine.

This is Mr. Seung Guan Sam.

This is Mr. Mei Yeung Sam.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Your head... - Mr. Master is asking for you.

Oh, please excuse me.

These two are lucky grandpa and lucky grandma.

They are 93 years old, and have been happily married for over 70 years.

They are still so intimate.

Master, has specifically invited them here to wish you and Miss luck.

Mr. and Mrs. Lucky, I am happy to meet you.

Good boy,

I will give you a red pocket later ok? So I have to give you, ah benefit package

Old man, look at how clumsily you eat, you got food all over yourself.

Pardon my naivety, but

both of you have been married for so long,

how can you still be so affectionate in front of other people?

Oh I don't have any reason. I only know that I really love her.

The so-called love, it can only exist if you make love

If you haven't

made love for so many years

then how can there be love?

Even if there is no sex, it is not a problem, you will understand later in life.

Geez...

Tsk.

First, may the couple pray to the sky and land.

Second, bow to the parents...

Oh this is so fun!

Hold on

husband,

will this hurt?

Even though it will be painful, it will also be fun.

Luckily it doesn't hurt,

but

it's not fun at all.

I must admit, there will be room for improvement.

I think

More practice will make things better.

- Ok. - Did you see?

Oh no, I just blinked, I didn't get to see.

You hate Emperor Ling so much, why are you getting me to take you to his collection chamber?

If I don't come here, then how can I get any evidence?

You have a point.

Prince, I have brought my friend along today to meet you.

You don't need me to repeat the rules to enter the collection chamber.

To enter the chamber I know we need to offer a gift.

This is a gift from my father's collection.

Although it's not a rare item.

Coral is very common,

however

red coral is very rare.

Go and pick up some coral that will be placed

in the storage room for them to look at.

Bringing such a thing with the intention of entering the chamber is ridiculous,

I have so much of this coral,

you can take any to replace the one I have trashed.

I don't want to see you again.

I am sorry for being rude,

I can't ever take the replacement,

I will take my leave first.

I have finally witnessed the prince's collection.

How can you hang a fake painting?

This painting has been verified by many professionals

The paper, ink and the seal signifies it is from the Tang Dynasty

So it is definitely Ng Dongzi's genuine painting.

Where is your proof that it's fake?

You can cut open the painting and

you will see two pieces of paper.

One will have the fake painting on it,

the second

will have Li Yu's wife's sakura flower painted upon it

What is it?

Tang, Li Yu's wife is a temple

A hint of plum on the Indian.

Moreover, a there's a difference of 200 years.

Not fake.

What, ah?

Your talent is definitely a treasure,

I will grant you access to the collection chamber.

Thank you.

Hey take a look at this.

It is a horse.

Touch it.

Huh? Could this be?

This is definitely a treasure.

What an eye opener.

I have more treasures in my chambers.

However, before you enter

you must take some opium.

After taking opium, you will have a floating sensation,

everything will seem like reality.

- Let's all have a drink. - Really enjoyable.

Good things.

Don't run away if I get you,

you will regret it.

Do you know him?

Mr. Seung?

At my wedding,

I heard he was an honored guest.

Seung Geung Sun is my honored guest - he can enter this chamber as he wishes,

because he has 127 wives.

Besides the Emperor he has

the most wives in the world.

But

their quality is average.

She is the world's most beautiful woman,

Gei Fu Yeungkbing Shuet

has the perfect measurements,

not too short, not too tall

every part of her

is of high standard.

However,

she has a terrible temper.

Sorry sir.

Bitch.

Sister, please stop!

Stop!

Stop it!

Please don't!

Even if she has done something wrong, you should not torture her.

You can just shoot her,

you can't torture her to death

understand?

Don't do it next time.

Hurry, hurry, or we will miss out!

She's so beautiful!

Let me in on the fun.

Get out of the way, get out of the way!

Get out!

Your Highness

Her name is Sleeping Pearl,

she is part of my collection.

She specializes in martial arts particularly the yin, yang style

her abilities are a rarity in this world.

She can make a dead man come back to life with her abilities

however, she will only serve one man per day.

And of course for that to happen, my approval is required.

It seems that she is interested in you.

If you want to have sex with her,

you have my approval.

- Thank your highness. - Hold on.

Only on one condition.

Your highness Please tell me.

I want you to serve me for 10 years, when I call for you, you need to be here.

If you agree to these conditions you have my approval to spend the day with Pearl.

No problem,

I promise you.

Oh my god, I have never even tried being with her...

Wait a minute

We have all day.

I'm afraid

that I won't last that long.

Don't worry you have me.

I can't hold it any longer.

Reporting to you my prince

Mr. Mei Yeung Sam and Pearl have been together for over 24 hours

and are still having sex.

I am willing to divorce my wife

because I have been cheating on her and neglecting her.

From this day forth she can marry whomever she pleases

and I whomever I please. We will go on separate paths.

I have made a grave mistake and have hurt Miss.

I don't have anything to say to defend myself.

You don't need to say anything, just sign the divorce papers.

My heart will always remain with Miss.

Cut the crap,

From morning till night you were out having sex with other women.

Even when she fell ill you ignored her.

You are inhuman.

Yuxing,

this is my pen

it is my favorite and most precious family heirloom.

It is hard to fix a broken mirror.

I swear to god,

for the rest of my life

I will never draw again.

Miss

How come Ray doesn't seem to feel any pain?

This is because she uses pain to reach an orgasm.

How interesting!

When you try it you will know.

Ah, don't get me involved.

Your highness

Can you please let me look at that painting?

Use more strength

Harder!

This stamp is fake,

the authentification certificate is also fake

then this painting is worthless.

By how much was the timing off by? Take a look.

It was off by approximately 300 years. Congratulations, Prince,

It is priceless.

This painting is Lam's dynasty's treasure,

It is the world's most ancient painting

But, Guandong made a mistake

and marked it with a fake stamp.

Amazing,

I got my hands on another treasure.

Good Follow me.

Besides the prince no one can enter!

It hurts!

I want to give you a reward, what do you want?

Your highness

I don't have any requests.

I see.

Congratulations Prince

Do you know what bittersweet means?

Last time you won so much,

this time it's my turn.

I won three times, I want revenge We'll see about that

Coffin, here you go.

Bird, your favorite.

We have to wait for you every time.

If you're gonna use this move you will lose.

Hurry, you take too long to think.

If I'm not allowed to think then you move first.

Hmm, Which move?

This move, green mistress, stupid!

Wow! Awesome! It is so big.

I really want it.

Do you know why she doesn't respond to you?

Want to know why?

Your highness

It is not because she is unresponsive,

it is because your manhood is not big enough.

How can there be such a small penis?

Hey you

Who told you to come here?

These are miss's quarters,

you can't just enter as you please.

Get out of here.

I am very sorry,

I am stupid,

I will leave, please pay me.

Mr. Ding

He has already apologized

please let him be.

My name is Quan Lao Shi. Thank you Miss.

It's okay, please stand up.

Why are you still standing here? Quickly move the coal.

This type of man who sells his body to bury his father, no one will pity him.

Please help me

reward him with this money.

Come here

Miss has given this reward to you.

Thank you, thank you.

Why aren't you leaving? Hurry up!

So slow and clumsy, you are not really working.

Why are you always so late?

You are so impatient.

Of course,

I am eager to see

the oldest person in the world.

Let's go

Seung Guan Sam

When will you marry your 128th wife?

- Your Highness - You're late

Take a seat

Your Highness

You said that Yat Yong's oldest man will come today?

He's late even though the prince invited him to come?

Since you are so impatient How about this?

You can represent me and have a drink with him.

Your ornament is quite interesting

I am the oldest person

Li Chang Xu

You're ignorant, and disrespectful,

Li Chang Xu

Your bedroom skills are definitely awesome,

I am lucky to be able to witness it.

You are too flattering Prince,

however I just used too much of my energy

and I am very tired. If I'm not needed

Then I will take my leave first.

Please!

Here

Here, here

Come back here

I will throw it to you

You don't have to be afraid

We're here to find the oldest person.

What are you saying? I can't hear you

They are deaf, they can't hear you.

Sir

God father? They are calling you god father.

Tell them how old are you.

I am 14 years old I am 15 years old,

14 years old, I am 16 years old.

Huh?

They are actually the leftovers from my medication.

Have you heard of ying and yang?

Are you saying that the reason they have turned like this

is because you have used them to keep your youthfulness?

Exactly

You go and play

Yay let's go and play.

Let's go and play!

Sir, sir, sir

Why did you follow me?

I feel so lucky today

to be able to witness your bedrooms skills.

They are truly awesome.

I am in a hurry to improve my skills in bed,

I was wondering if

you would take me as your disciple?

Bedroom skills

are not something that can be passed on

so I cannot help you.

Then what is your price? Name it

I will try and give you want you want.

As long as you can teach me

some of the skills I am satisfied, I will do anything.

Please

Stand up.

Wahh! Is it really that small!

Your qualifications are so poor,

it will be a waste to teach you.

Ok I will accept you,

however there are two conditions that you must adhere to.

Definitely no problem I will follow your wishes.

First, I want you to help me out with this task,

as to what it is

I will tell you in due time.

No problem

What else?

He's so handsome,

if he is not used to keep me young it is such a waste.

You always tell me

that you are loyal to me, and will do anything for me

now the opportunity has arisen.

We came to help.

No I don't want to.

Do you know what this is?

Oh no the butt will hurt.

Take him in!

Sir, save me! Save me!

Then when can I...

Have you not heard of when you are trying to get well,

you are not to be disturbed.

Go and find my friend Yi Sing Tien Gei Zhi

Looks like you need to replace your sex.

Replace my sex?

Can't we just take the special medication?

This medication has not been fully brewed yet,

and is still in the trial periods.

There may be some side effects.

Here is the manual for the skills that I have performed.

It will show you how to strengthen your sex and also gain more control over it,

making all the women in the world worship you.

Be quiet lucky! Go bathe inside.

Who are you looking for?

My name is Mei Yeung Sam,

the oldest person has told me to come here.

Is Yi Sing Tien Gei Zhi here?

- You are looking for my master? - Yes

He died!

He died?

Why are you looking for him?

I was his disciple Tien Chan

I am his first disciple Tien Knot, come in and talk to me.

Come in and tell me.

Since the old man told you to come,

let's see if we can help you.

I want to...

Wah!

No Way!

Change your sex?

Who is changing their sex? Hey! Someone is changing their sex, come and see...

Who?

I have this book!

We've been studying this book with our master

we know what you are talking about,

and we are interested in it

and would like to try.

What, you haven't done this before?

Our elders has helped someone to change their sex in the past,

but finding someone that is willing to exchange his sex for yours will be quite difficult.

Can't we find an animal to exchange it with?

Theoretically, that is possible.

What animal do you want to swap with?

Something that has a long one - a horse!

That's a great idea! That's great!

Can you guys actually do it?

What?

Are you discriminating against the disabled?

Before the operation

You need to be aware of two things

First, we need to finish the operation before the incense burns out

Otherwise, you will become impotent.

Second, after the change

for one month

do not have sex

otherwise, you will be become impotent.

This is an anesthetic, drink it and you won't feel a thing

No need to be so nervous

Look around and focus your attention elsewhere

It'll be over in the blink of an eye.

Ok.

Wow!

See? I told you, I cut it off so quickly

Did it hurt?

Wipe my sweat.

Hey! What the hell are you doing?

Oh right

how did your master die?

Oh, he botched an exchange operation

and was killed for it.

Look at us disabled people

Just give us a chance, we can do

just as good a job as you normal people

Oh no!

It's all flat!

Huh?

Do you think this is still usable?

While there is still time

we should reattach your own before you become impotent.

That's the only way! Hurry up!

Hey! hey!

No! That's my penis!

Where are you going?

Lucky! Come back!

Hey! Why don't you quickly grab the penis back

But I don't have hands!

Huh? No hands?

Then use your mouth.

Use my mouth?

Hurry up!

Success! We got it back!

Um, but

there is only a little bit left.

Don't tell me you still want it?

Huh!

Oh no the incense is almost finished

Why don't one of you give me yours?

Even if I wanted to, you wouldn't be able to use it!

Even if I wanted to

I don't have hands to perform the operation.

If I change

no one can help me

There will be no time.

I must be fated to be impotent.

Oh?

Hey! Hold on!

Hey! hey! Stop!

Where are you going?

Hey, come back to it!

Aren't we nice?

Since there isn't a horse penis, we got you a donkey's penis.

Bring her back in!

Bitch! She should die!

You slut

you seduced a servant

and caused your father's death.

what have you got to say for yourself?

I have nothing to say.

Ok, throw her in.

Throw her in, throw her in!

No!

Stop!

I raped her!

You say you raped her

don't try to protect her,

being a rapist is a serious crime

Yes ah!

I am a rapist and I raped her.

Since he is the rapist

Catch him!

Stop! Hold on!

Yang honest

I believe you, however

for a person with such martial arts skills

it must have been really easy to

rape a weak woman like her

We have nothing else to say. Let's go.

Go?

I said go.

Mayor, your bottom...

Be careful Mayor.

Where's the money?

Miss Yuxing

Yang has sold you to me

Are you willing to follow me?

Help ah! Really big ah!

He's so brave

with such a large penis

he's my idol.

he's my idol too.

Come here! come here!

- Call for Dongmi - Yes

Me against 10.

Come! All of you.

Come!

Wu Di Zi

Miss! Master Yang is resting inside. You cannot enter.

You saved me in order to have me

I am here to let you do as you please.

You guys go out first

I want to tell you

Everything I have done is because I love you.

I never force people

That is my principle.

Even though I have so many wives

Not one is unwilling

I want you to follow me willingly.

You to be with me?

Very well

But I tell you

I will accept if there is only ...

... One love.

I have given each of you three thousand

Should be enough for you.

Please take your jewelry with you.

I don't want the money.

I want to follow you.

Please don't make us leave.

Please don't be like this.

This is the only way

I can be with Yuxing.

I'd rather die than leave you.

Stop.

No one has to leave.

I didn't tell them to stay

Master, can I join?

Come in to join me in giving him pleasure.

Sure thing.

Ok.

We're here master.

Yuxing

Yuxing

Yuxing

Yuxing

You woke up

It's you master

Old man,

the way you came out would scare the life out of anyone

Unbelievable

Sir, it's me..

Me

Char Dong

Don't tell me she did this to you.

Stop talking so much. Come here.

Do you remember...

you promised me you'd do me a favor?

- Humm - Ah!

Yes, I remember

I want you to help me steal the scripture that

was given to the Emperor by Dan Ning Wangzu

Huh? Why?

These past few years I have been using a woman's body

to infiltrate the palace and rape their children.

Now I'm on the court's most wanted list

and only that scripture can help me.

Scripture?

The one that can be used to get a pardon?

Yes.

But how can I steal it?

Where do you think Emperor Ling keeps his most precious possessions?

How dare you steal the scripture?

I... I...

"I" what?

Prince, Mei Heung Sam has always liked to steal things

and now he's been caught red-handed.

Don't say such nonsense.

How is this nonsense?

Don't you remember the day

you stole Yuxing from me?

Did you really think I wasn't angry?

Oh ...

- You and the prince ... - Yes

The prince and I got together to play a trick on you.

Who told you to make enemies with the prince?

When did I make enemies with the prince?

No

Do you remember what you said at the temple to the monk?

In his pursuit of the great treasures of the world, a famine is happening in his country.

Do you think he'll have a guilty conscience? Will he be happy?

How can you compare me to that person?

Don't worry, I treat people fairly.

After I have dealt with you, I will deal with the monk.

Don't hurt the monk!

Don't!

Worry about yourself first.

This man is called Keun Cosut

he is the world's best knife-thrower.

It was me who hired him to

rape your wife,

which caused her father's death

and now she is Go Sam's concubine

What I said was so trivial and you

go to such extremes to hurt me

and my wife?

You're still talking,

You teamed up with the other scholars to try to get rid of me.

For the love of the world,

I, Mei Heung Sam,

will die

an honorable death.

Shut up!

We educated people will not back down even if we die.

Screw you! Educated people?

Educated people who like to have sex

then go and complain about me?

So noisy!

What a loser!

Just kill me!

Do you know how much you energy and money I've wasted on you?

Tie him up!

I will slowly torture you to death.

Go! Walk!

Stand up!

I want you to teach me your skills

so I can give Dongmei over 10 orgasms

and I will let you go in exchange.

No problem, prince

as long as you do not kill me.

I did say I'd teach you, but I've changed my mind.

I don't want to be without descendants.

That's not right though.

Tell the guards

the court's most wanted criminal is here.

Please don't, prince

You said you not want to be childless, no problem.

I can help you figure out a solution.

When you came here, you were holding onto this pen.

I assume it is important to you

so I told someone to fix it.

- Sir

The generosity and love you have shown me

I can only repay you in the next life.

Yuxing

will now take her leave

Yuxing

If I could save your ex-husband,

I would already have done so.

If you go now, you will have sacrificed yourself for nothing.

If I, Yuxing

can die with him at the same time,

I will die with no regrets.

Prince, where is my husband?

Take a look and you will know.

I'm surprised at his determination.

If not for the maggots eating his bone, he'd be in much worse condition.

Your highness, I beg of you,

please cure him I beg you

Why should I cure him?

If you promise me, I will do anything you want.

Your highness! I beg you!

Please save my husband.

Dong Mui

Prosecutor, thank you for your hard work.

I'm just a lowly prosecutor

I can't help you.

I understand

please bring the heirloom. Yes.

Open the locks. Understood.

- Stop, leave us - Yes

You aren't dead yet?

The prince wants to see you.

In the past I took your love from you

but I

have already divorced my wife

and I may be crippled for life.

Has your anger diminished?

Let's forget

the feud between us.

Although I have done many wrong deeds

the monk has sacrificed 50 years of his life to get where he is now.

He is innocent.

We've been friends since

we were six years old.

I beg you to do one thing for me.

To warn the monk that

the prince will be after him.

I beg you to help me.

How are you going to torture me now?

Let me show you something

This horse is interesting

When you play with its tail, the lotus flower on the saddle opens and closes.

Take a closer look

Take a closer look

Stop

Your highness, I offended you

I deserve to die

please torture me, please let her go.

your wife came here to beg me to let you go,

and you are begging me to let her go.

Are you two trying to trick me?

As long as you let her go

I will promise you anything

torture me, kill me, anything you want.

Killing and more killing, no.

If you cut off your manhood I will let your wife go.

I'll cut it off.

You would even promise me this?

How useless!

Let's see how you can be a man in the future.

Bring the old man to me.

Old monster

Do you know why I spared your life?

The prince must have a task for me.

Come out!

You dare prescribe me the wrong medicine?

I have given you a poison

If you do not have the antidote

within 6 hours,

you will die a bloody, gruesome and painful death

Take Pearl to the temple

with you and

help her seduce the monk.

If you can carry out this task within half a day

I will consider giving you the antidote.

What if...

If you utter another word, I will kill you!

- Stop pushing me! I have legs, I can walk! - Are you blind? Can't you see I don't have legs?

Where are you going?

The show is about to start.

Ah, I ...

Come on

Hurry up!

Stay here and watch me torture the both of them,

You will feel so much pleasure from it.

Please save the monk, save the monk, save the monk!

Kneel!

Hurry up and save the monk!

Gag him!

Save the monk!

That's strange, how come the supporters are missing?

I agree.

Your manhood is so powerful, huh? You can take on 10 women at a time,

I'm going to make your woman watch me cut it off.

Take Yuxing out.

The guest has arrived.

- Sergeant? - Sergeant.

Prosecutor, we've traveled here from the city at your request,

we can now take action.

Prosecutor, please...

Take a look.

- Husband...

- Husband...

What a great pair of lovers, who care for each other.

I really want to hear what lovey-dovey words you'll say

I've already divorced you,

Why are you here to sacrifice yourself?

After the divorce

I realized

I can't live without you.

But even though

you are still sacrificing yourself

Husband

It does not matter

As long as we can die together

I will be satisfied.

Same goes for me.

- Husband - Wife

That was very moving

I almost shed a tear.

Tie her up

Are you ready yet?

Prince, we are nearly ready

however

even if we aren't qualified doctors

we're still doctors

and saving people is our moral obligation.

Their love has reached us and awakened us

For us to ruin them

Want us to hurt people's lower body

in order to break them up is something we cannot do.

The number two rule

karma will come around to get you

if you ruin someone's life.

The rules we follow

cannot be changed and our morals are also unchangeable.

-We are very stubborn with our views

-Yay!

But life is very precious so

your highness, how do you want us to cut it? Slice it or dice it?

You guys can put aside your morals?

Oh, we also have rule number one:

Our techniques must be passed on, so

if both one and two happen at the same time,

then rule one will take priority.

We are both first disciples

so we cannot die.

Your highness,

I will get back to work first.

Let's go.

You must keep him alive,

the point of hiring you guys is to keep him alive and not let him die so quickly

so I can slowly torture him.

What's wrong?

Both of you take a look at him.

It's okay, Prince

I just need to go outside to take a breather and I should be fine.

It's ok.

Sir, are you alright?

I am fine

You go back inside

Go, go, go

How dare you trespass on the Prince's property?

On the Emperor's order, we are to arrest the Prince,

surrender him now or die!

Your husband's manhood is going to be removed

So you can never have sex with him again.

Your highness, I am very sorry!

Cut it!

Hurry up!

Husband

Even if we can't have sex

it does not matter.

As long as I know that

you love me

I will be satisfied.

Even if they kill both of us

our love will live on.

Husband!

I love you!

Monk.

Who are you?

Master Mei Yeung Sam

has sent me to bring you some scriptures.

Master Mei cares for me so much please go back and send him my gratitude.

Very well, monk, I will take my leave.

What happened?

Are you alright?

Then

can you please let Yuxing go?

Let her go?

I am a man of my word,

I have only tortured you, I haven't tortured her yet.

Let her go, your highness!

This is a chastity belt, that the predeceasing emperor had designed

I have the only key that will open it.

No one else can open it I will now put it on your wife.

So she can never have sex, not even to touch herself.

You asshole!

Move out of the way!

Now that you don't have a manhood to use,

I will take your wife.

I'll kill you!

I am going to rape her now.

No one move

Brother

You hurt my eyes.

No!

You are torturing the disabled,

we have both always been disabled, but you are different.

Karma will get you!

Karma?

Karma?

Who can stand in my way?

I will now rape your wife.

From listening to your pulse, you don't seem to be sick

But monk my stomach really hurts.

In that case,

I will go and find someone to help you.

But, please monk

you don't need to go.

I have to confess

I was born with this strange disease,

Every month

my stomach will hurt

Oh? There is such a strange disease as this in the world?

Yes, monk,

As long as your stomach touches mine

my pain will disappear.

Dear god,

Such a cure is unheard of.

Yes monk

that is how it is.

Oh, now that you are not in pain

please get off of me.

Monk, please wait a little more,

I will feel much better, ok?

No I can't, get off me.

Why are you taking off your clothes?

Oh my god, you are a woman?

- Oh my god - are you blind?

Save me, save me.

No, don't!

What are you doing?

Get away from me!

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Where is he? After him!

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Sex is zero, the color is empty

Amitabha

Sex is zero, air is the color ...

Monk,

You have now ruined yourself

Amitabha

Sex is zero, the color is empty Amitabha

Amitabha

Put on the chastity belt.

You will never be able to take it off.

Wife,

Do you remember

the first time we met, it was

the best time of my life.

All the women

I have been with

in the chamber

every night

I have learned

that love

is precious.

Wife

Husband

Prince

the Emperor has sent an army

to arrest you because you broke the law.

Please run away your Highness.

Run, run!

Thank you Prince.

Run? Run?

Who else dares to run away?

Run!

Abbot

Abbot

Abbot, why must you kill yourself?

Monk

Monk

50 years of practice,

gone in a flash.

Abbot

Abbot

It was the two before that caused our master to die

Even Buddha is angry now, Catch them!

Chase them!

Abbot

Abbot

Abbot

Deceive me?

You have no chance in this life

Stop

Stop, don't go!

Stop

Stop

Are you okay?

Hey! hey!

Catch him Stop, do not go

Hey, do not go

How to do?

How could this be?

Mei Yeung Sam, you are my friend

Why do you spread rumors about me?

To betray me?

What are you laughing about?

What are you laughing about?

I will now kill your wife.

In the name of the Emperor, we are here to arrest the prince.

Yuxing

Catch him

In the name of the scripture,

whoever dares take me away, their family will die.

All kneel or else your family will perish.

So what if

you have the Emperor's name or his scripture?

Backstabber!

I'm going to kill her in front of you.

Think of a way, prosecutor!

Sometimes even we run out of ideas.

I will now kill you.

How dare you shoot me?

How can you not shoot him properly?

In this lifetime, my goal is to cut off your manhood.

- Arrest all of them! - Yes!

Husband

Husband

Husband

One bow

Two bows

Three bows

Sir, drink some tea.

Drink this tea offered by your daughter-in-law and you will prosper.

This lucky old couple has been

Married for a long time and

are here to congratulate you.

Lucky old man, lucky old woman,

I am here to greet you.

Good boy,

I will give you a red pocket in a moment.

Call me naive, but you've been married for such a long time,

how can you still be so loving?

Because I love her.

But from what I know,

you have been impotent for quite some time.

How can there be love without sex?

Chastity belt?

When I was your age I couldn't do it.

Oh

Everyone is watching old man, it is embarrassing.

It's okay.

Eww..

Young man,

it doesn't really matter if you have sex or not.

In time you will understand.

Let's go over there.

Tsk, they don't make any sense.

Translation by watashi Timing and QCing by shinostarr Editing by omgsun