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(SHEEP BLEAT)
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VAL: Dearest Benjamin,
I'm so pleased
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you're able to attend
your Uncle Harvey's funeral.
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It means the world to the girls
and myself to have you there.
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Of course, with it being the
first Monday in the month,
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| will be honouring Nude Day
as usual,
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which is what | believe your
Uncle Harvey would have wished.
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It's fine, Auntie Val,
honestly.
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ANNOUNCER: We are now
approaching Royston Vasey,
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where this train terminates.
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This is the end of the line.
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Let me get your bag.
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(MAN GRUNTS)
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Y'all right, love?
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I'm looking
for the mayor's office.
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Oh, it's just down there
on your left.
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You can't miss it,
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it's the only one
not boarded up.
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Thank you.
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Hey!
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Hey,
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it didn't used to be like this,
you know - Vasey.
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- Really?
- No!
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Used to be a right shithole.
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Derek!
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- Your first patient's here.
- Thank you!
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Cheers!
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Taking their two front teeth
out, aren't we?
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Oh, just a checkup.
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(DOG BARKS)
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BARBARA: So, is it good
to be back, Benjamin,
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after all this time?
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It is, though under
sad circumstances, obviously.
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Do you two know each other?
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Yes - Barbara was
the first person | met
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in Royston Vasey.
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She was very friendly,
as | remember it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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We'll have none of that
in here!
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No hate speech.
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Hate speech? I...
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Gender-neutral pronouns only.
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People used to make fun
of the likes of us.
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Well, that's all gone now -
the world's moved on.
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We are no longer a source
of cheap humour and laughs.
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No.
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And this cab is a safe,
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friendly, mutually respectful,
and above all,
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tolerant space!
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Of course, Barbara.
What pronoun do you use?
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Well, if you don't know,
you can piss off out of it -
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I'm not fucking telling you!
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(DOG BARKS)
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(CAMERA WHIRS)
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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- (THUD)
- (SCREAMS)
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(RATCHETING)
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Oh, look, here we are.
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Hello.
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Hello there.
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And who do we have here, then?
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This is Mittens, Mr Chinnery.
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Daisy's been fascinated
by hedgehogs for ages.
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| see.
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So we put out some cat food
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and some milk
in a little saucer,
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and after a few weeks...
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...along came Mittens.
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What seems to be the problem?
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Oh! Good heavens!
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Well...you'll have to excuse me
if | look a little excited -
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this is
quite an unusual disorder.
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Will he die?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It's not as dramatic
as it looks.
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It's a mild condition that
occasionally affects members
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of the Erinaceidae family -
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the spiny mammals.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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Pockets of air can build up
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between the musculature
and the epidermis.
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Then an underlying infection
causes a build-up of gas
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beneath the hedgehog's skin.
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Sounds nasty.
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Oh, it's nothing
to worry about.
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Insertion of a small cannula
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will gently release
the built-up air.
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Mittens will be back
to normal size in no time.
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Don't you worry, Daisy.
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Perhaps you could sing him
a little song
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to distract him,
put him at his ease, hmm?
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ALL: # Twinkle, twinkle,
little star
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# How | wonder
what you are... #
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(MUM SCREAMS)
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(DAISY WHIMPERS)
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| can't see!
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(BOTH WHIMPER)
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Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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Have you thought about
getting a puppy?
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What do you mean, squatters?
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Them flats is coming down
Wednesday.
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All right. I'll swing by later.
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Where do you want us
to move it to, boss?
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Oh, just bin it.
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In a couple of months’ time,
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Royston Vasey
ain't even going to exist.
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Didn't there used to be a shop
up here?
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No idea.
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(SOFT CRACK)
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- They're doing what?
- Apparently,
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the county are moving
the boundary line
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to exclude Royston Vasey.
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It'll bring down
crime statistics,
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unemployment figures,
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missing persons.
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Yours are the highest
on record.
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Well, at least we're good
at something, eh, Murray?
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So what'll happen to us?
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From what we've heard
at the Chronicle,
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you're going to be incorporated
into one of the bigger towns.
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Like Spent or Blackbottoms.
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Do you have a comment on that?
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(DICTAPHONE BEEPS)
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Have you ever read the Bible,
pet?
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No. No, | haven't.
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No, me neither.
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But apparently,
there was a place called Sodom,
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which was full of incest,
buggery and murder.
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Eventually it was destroyed.
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Shat on by God
from a great height.
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Welcome to Royston Vasey.
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Mm. What do you mean?
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If they want to force us
into Blackbottoms,
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then so be it.
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It's no skin off my fanny.
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But, Bernice,
they've got their own mayor.
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We'd lose our jobs,
our hospitality budget,
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your free parking spot
outside of Oddbins.
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Fuck that.
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Get some placards and paint
and phone rent-a-mob.
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We're not going down
without a fight.
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BARBARA: So, are you going
anywhere nice
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- on your holidays, Benjamin?
- I've just booked
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for the Isle of Man, actually.
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BARBARA: Er...lsle of what?
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BEN: Er...Isle of Wight.
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BARBARA: Racist.
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VAL: Erm...just here,
thank you, Barbara.
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BARBARA: There you go.
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- Thank you, Barbara. See ya.
- Thank you.
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Barbara's gone a bit militant,
hasn't she?
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Yes, he has.
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Your Uncle Harvey
would have approved.
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He always liked to see things
correctly labelled,
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as you know.
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A place for everything,
and...everything in its place.
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Yes.
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| remember.
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Is the key under the mat?
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Sort of.
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(KEYS JANGLE)
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(KEYS JANGLE ON TABLE)
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Oh...
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Make yourself at home.
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(FLIES BUZZ)
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(TOAD CROAKS)
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(RAPID BREATHING)
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Auntie Val...are you all right?
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Yes, quite all right.
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Everything's
perfectly in order.
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(CROAKING)
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Do you want me
to take my shoes off?
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If you like.
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Must have been quite a shock.
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Harvey had been ill
for some time.
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But at least
| didn't have to face it alone.
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BOTH: Hello, Benjamin.
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It's nice to see you again.
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We've had no-one to play with.
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BOTH: For years and years
and years.
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Oh, God.
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I'd forgotten.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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- All right, lads?
- All right.
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Do you, er...need any DVDs?
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You what?
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DVDs!
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They don't know what DVDs are.
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They're like videos, but
you don't have to rewind them.
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We've got all the latest ones
on pirate.
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We've got Matrix,
we've got Sixth Sense,
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where he turns out a ghost
at the end,
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we've got Pretty Woman.
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Oh, that is a love.
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It is a love,
and not like a bluey love,
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more like a drama love.
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Yeah, pig-shite boring,
to be honest.
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Nah, you're all right, mate.
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We've got some good horrors.
Silence Of The Lambs.
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Good killings,
though it did win an Oscar.
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Too much acting.
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Green Mile.
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Got a good death by electric,
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and all things
coming out o' his eyes.
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Nightmare On Elm Street, where
she gets ate by her own bed.
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Classic!
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Oh, they're all, like,
bare old.
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You not got anything, like,
modern ones or anything?
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Come here.
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Did you know they've made
a Terminator 2?
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(MURMURING)
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There you go!
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Hokey-cokey, pig-in-a-pokey!
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Good morning, jobseekers!
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Ooh, God, it stinks in here.
Can no-one smell it?
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Open a window for me, will you?
What's your name?
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- Mickey.
- Thank you, Mickey, love.
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Ah, but before you do...
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| want you all to breathe in
through your noses
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and remember that stench.
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Cos that is the smell
of idleness.
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It's the smell
of dirty little bum cracks
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pumping out the gas from
a Kwik Save No Frills pasty.
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Eaten cold
at four in the morning,
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cos time has no meaning
for you.
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That is your smell,
jobseekers...
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and l...
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...am an aerosol.
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- You can say that again.
- Er...1 beg your pardon?
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Did you just say something?
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- No.
- What's your name?
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- Ross.
- Ross.
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| hope I'm not going to have
any problems with you.
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Am |?
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Not as far as I'm concerned.
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Good. Come and sit up here
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at the front
next to Mickey, love,
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where | can keep an eye
on you.
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(BREEZILY) Right,
the rest of you,
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put your hands up if you can
remember what it was like
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to have to be in a certain
place at a certain time.
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MAN: Er...
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Here...this morning?
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Yes, thank you, Mr Waday, love.
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And it gave you
a sense of purpose, didn't it?
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So that's what we're going
to be looking at today -
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motivation.
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Er, Mickey, love, can you
dish out the pens, please?
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Pauline's pens?
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And | know
exactly how many there are,
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so don't be thinking you can
smuggle them out
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- in your bottoms.
- Yeah!
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Be back in a sec.
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(SIGHS)
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Sorry, Mickey, | can't do this.
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Ross, please, just keep going.
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| don't think it's doing
any good.
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- It is, isn't it, Doctor?
- Certainly worth a try.
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00:12:33,80 --> 00:12:35,760
Patients with this form
of dementia do benefit
262
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,480
from these recreations.
263
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,520
It's called
reminiscence therapy.
264
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,960
But why dredge all this up?
265
00:12:41,80 --> 00:12:42,360
It was a horrible time
for all of us.
266
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,120
| liked it.
267
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,400
(SIGHS)
268
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,200
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)
269
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,760
Pauline?
270
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,440
- Pauline, are you OK?
- Mmm?
271
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,00
Are you a little bit lost?
272
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,400
Yeah. You're in this room.
Come on.
273
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,280
That's it. In you go.
274
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,200
Here we go.
275
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,560
(DOOR CLOSES)
276
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,760
Right.
277
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,520
Good morning.
278
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,160
My name is...
279
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- Pauline.
- Pauline...Campbell-Jones.
280
00:13:31,00 --> 00:13:32,960
Have | done this bit?
281
00:13:33,80 --> 00:13:35,240
And we're all here today...
282
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,520
Something to do with jobs.
283
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,240
Mr Gaines,
perhaps it would help
284
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,960
if you were to provoke Pauline
a little.
285
00:13:44,80 --> 00:13:46,440
Er, write a rude message
on the board.
286
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,760
- Why would | want to do that?
- | believe
287
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,880
the relationship between
the two of you was complex.
288
00:13:51,00 --> 00:13:52,80
He bummed her!
289
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,840
- No, | didn't.
- It is often
290
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,920
the extremes of emotion that
trigger the frontal cortex.
291
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,840
All right.
292
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,480
But | don't see how
anything | could do could...
293
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,480
(SCREAMS)
294
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,600
Piss off, Ross!
You smug speck of dole scum!
295
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,360
She broke my jaw!
296
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,760
How's that for motivation?
297
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,880
You, monkey man!
| thought | told you
298
00:14:15,00 --> 00:14:17,240
to dish those pens out!
What are you waiting for?
299
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,680
I'm not stood here
for your benefit!
300
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,960
Thanks, Ross!
301
00:14:22,80 --> 00:14:23,880
- She's back!
- (ROSS WHIMPERS)
302
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,160
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
303
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,960
Mummy, Mummy, where are you?
304
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,320
Excuse me...
305
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,480
Get off!
306
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,40
Pulling on me!
307
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,920
INTERCOM: Brian, I've got
a Geoffrey Tipps for you.
308
00:14:58,40 --> 00:14:59,480
Send him round, would you?
309
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,760
Geoff!
310
00:15:04,40 --> 00:15:05,440
Geoff!
311
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,80
- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh!
312
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,480
Hiya, Mr Morgan.
313
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,320
Call me Brian,
for goodness’ sake!
314
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,480
- How are you? It's been ages.
- Yeah, I'm all right, yeah.
315
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,200
How are you?
Are you still having flashbacks
316
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,40
about being stuck
in that elephant?
317
00:15:18,00 --> 00:15:19,40
No. No.
318
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,400
That's all in the past.
319
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,680
Therapy helped.
320
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,960
How's Mike?
321
00:15:23,80 --> 00:15:24,840
Yeah, he's all right, yeah.
A bit stressed.
322
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,320
You know Cheryl's bed-bound?
323
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,600
No. | heard she got...bigger.
324
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,80
Oh, yeah. She's ridiculous now.
She can't get out o' the house!
325
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,960
She's like one of them
American ones, you know
326
00:15:33,80 --> 00:15:34,800
when they wear grey tracksuits
and have to take a wall out?
327
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,840
Really?
328
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,00
Apparently,
her bed's on bricks.
329
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,880
Christ. It's a slippery slope.
330
00:15:39,00 --> 00:15:40,280
That's what she needs!
331
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,480
- Hi, Brian.
- Hey!
332
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,40
- Sorry I'm late.
- | was just telling him
333
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,720
about the state of Cheryl.
She's massive now,
334
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,840
- in't she, Mike?
- She is, yeah.
335
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,40
In fact, I've not got long,
336
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,560
cos she'll need turning soon,
SO...
337
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,160
Absolutely. You've obviously
got a lot on your plate.
338
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,400
It's not his plate
that's the problem.
339
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,520
Have you thought
about a muzzle?
340
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,160
| understand you have
an investment opportunity
341
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,760
- to share with us, Geoff.
- | do, yeah. Erm...
342
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,480
- Can | use this?
- Yeah, of course.
343
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,280
(CLEARS THROAT)
344
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,640
Thanks. It's boiling in here.
345
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,320
(CLEARS THROAT)
346
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,840
Hello, Dragons.
347
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,560
For the past few months,
348
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,480
I've found myself
at the coalface
349
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,480
of horticultural innovation.
350
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,160
- He works in a garden centre.
- Yeah,
351
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,320
Wednesdays and Friday mornings.
352
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,400
My idea will revolutionise
in-store queries, and provide
353
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,800
practical solutions
to all buyers’ needs.
354
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,880
Right. What...what is it?
355
00:16:32,00 --> 00:16:35,240
The Garden Centre Guru
is a booth,
356
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,120
or an upright sentry shed,
357
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,360
you know, like the one he
sleeps in in Chitty Bang Bang?
358
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,920
And me, or one of my team,
stand in it,
359
00:16:43,40 --> 00:16:45,320
and we answer questions
as they arise.
360
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,600
And what costs
would the loan cover?
361
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,600
- Lawn?
- The Joan.
362
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,800
Oh, | thought you said lawn,
363
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,600
cos of all the gardens
and that. Er...
364
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,360
The building of the shed,
365
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,760
and...all the telephones.
366
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,880
- Telephones?
- Yeah, cos each one
367
00:16:59,00 --> 00:17:00,600
of the Tippsters -
they'll be called Tippsters -
368
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,440
will need a mobile phone
to provide
369
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,00
all the up-to-date information.
370
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,760
What, so your idea is to stand
in a box in the garden centre,
371
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,360
like you do all week anyway...
372
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,880
Wednesdays and Friday mornings.
373
00:17:10,00 --> 00:17:11,640
...and google any questions
the customers might ask you?
374
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,800
Well, not just that.
Don't do it down!
375
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,560
You make it sound
like that's all there is to it!
376
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,80
Well, what have | missed?
377
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,400
The uniforms.
378
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,00
Cos we'll all be wearing
red beefeater outfits.
379
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,840
- Just thought of that now.
- Geoff...
380
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,00
And ice lollies, for the kids.
381
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,160
But then we'll need a freezer,
382
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,320
so, uh, freezer,
extension lead...
383
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,720
Geoff, | can't.
384
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,800
We've had
that many foreclosures,
385
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,440
every business plan has to be
rigorously tried and tested.
386
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,600
- I'm sorry.
- Well...
387
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,560
| said | wouldn't do this, but
I'm going to get on my knees
388
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,920
- to you.
- Geoff, don't.
389
00:17:43,40 --> 00:17:44,120
I'm on the bones of me arse
here, Brian.
390
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,40
You know | haven't got a gun,
don't you?
391
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,400
- | had to sell it.
- Sorry to hear that.
392
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,680
| eat sandwiches from the bins
at the back of Hammonds.
393
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,160
It's never the good ones.
394
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,280
It's always egg mayonnaise -
it's horrible!
395
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,640
| have to go through the proper
channels - my hands are tied.
396
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,00
Are you saying you're out?
397
00:18:01,00 --> 00:18:02,360
I'm afraid so.
398
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,480
Excuse me.
399
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,880
I'll do it.
400
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,360
Eh?
401
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,320
I'll make you an offer
for all the money...
402
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,680
...but I'm going to need
something
403
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,880
- in return.
- Oh, here we go!
404
00:18:21,00 --> 00:18:22,680
Gives with one hand, takes
with the other. What is it?
405
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,400
| want you to kill Cheryl
for me.
406
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,320
OK.
When do you need it done by?
407
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,40
Oh, no,
| don't like to use LGBT -
408
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,480
it's too limiting.
409
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,960
- What acronym do you prefer?
- The acronym | prefer is
410
00:18:40,80 --> 00:18:41,200
ACRONYM -
411
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,200
Actively Considering
Reassignment
412
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,880
Or Not Yet Made-Your-Mind-Up.
413
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,360
(REFEREE'S WHISTLE BLOWS)
414
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,400
- Come on!
- Referee!
415
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,360
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
416
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,520
Come on, Collier, get stuck in!
417
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,80
Give it some welly!
418
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,440
(SIGHS)
419
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,160
Sorry, we've not met properly.
420
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,40
Terry Webster, head of PE.
421
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,160
Wolf Lipp, Queen of Duisburg.
422
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,840
So, what brings you back
to Royston Vasey?
423
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,520
Oh, | just came back to...
424
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,360
...dig up some old friends.
425
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,640
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
426
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,280
Oh, referee!
427
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,80
He's blowing for nothing!
428
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,760
Really? For nothing?
Which one is she?
429
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,800
Jesus Christ!
430
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,40
And black is usually
so slimming!
431
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,00
Get into him, Jonesy!
432
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,920
For God's sake!
The marking's shocking.
433
00:19:30,40 --> 00:19:32,240
Ja, marking can be a problem.
434
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,920
The trick is not to spend
too much time in...one area.
435
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,160
Stroke it around midfield
a bit?
436
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,600
Ja, genau so.
437
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,480
Yeah, you might be right.
438
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,920
Eh, you should be doing my job!
439
00:19:43,40 --> 00:19:44,160
Ah...
440
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,800
The experience of an older guy,
that's all.
441
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,840
So what do you reckon -
give Jones another 20 minutes,
442
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,200
and then pull him off?
443
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,240
All right, but, er,
444
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,680
don't tell the other teachers,
or we might get in trouble!
445
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,280
Alles klar?
446
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,200
(DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE)
447
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,720
My beautiful girls.
448
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,80
Don't they make
a smashing cake?
449
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,440
It's lovely.
450
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,80
Is that marzipan?
451
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,680
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
452
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,160
They're deep ones.
453
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,680
They read books
with jaw-cracking words.
454
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,160
Say something out of one
of your books for Benjamin.
455
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,280
Our father has passed
He was great, sir.
456
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,520
He had two simple rules
we can state, sir.
457
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,680
- A toad's a fine pet...
- And please don't forget...
458
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,880
BOTH: In this house
we don't masturbate, sir.
459
00:20:29,00 --> 00:20:31,760
Words are wonderful tools -
460
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,760
the more we know,
the more we are...enriched.
461
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,280
Yes. So, erm...
462
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,400
...where's the funeral?
Which cemetery is it at?
463
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,280
It's not in a cemetery.
464
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,760
Really?
465
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,760
At first,
Harvey wanted to be cremated,
466
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,480
but he couldn't bear the idea
of his reproductive
467
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,640
and evacuatory regions
468
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,40
being mingled with the remains
of his own face,
469
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:59,160
so he requested to be
incinerated in two halves.
470
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,640
- | see.
- (TOAD CROAKS)
471
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,480
We even prepared separate urns.
472
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,480
(FLIES BUZZ)
473
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,160
But we couldn't find
a crematorium
474
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,920
willing to slice him up
475
00:21:10,40 --> 00:21:12,240
and burn him in two sittings.
476
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,00
So we came up with...
477
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,440
.. another plan.
478
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,920
Mm...
479
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,400
Eat up, Benjamin.
480
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,520
Eat up.
481
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,880
(VAL MOANS CONTENTEDLY)
482
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,880
(SIREN IN DISTANCE)
483
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,00
(DISTANT SHOUTING)
484
00:21:41,00 --> 00:21:42,800
Ellie Johnson, Vasey Chronicle.
485
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,120
Is it true you're knocking
this building down
486
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,480
because it's right in the
middle of the boundary change?
487
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,560
No comment.
488
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,720
(DOOR CREAKS HEAVILY)
489
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,320
ELLIE: There's been reports
of unusual activity here.
490
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,160
Lights on at night...
491
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,200
Erm...graffiti on the walls,
in human excrement.
492
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,80
| thought you said
unusual activity.
493
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,80
- Can | quote you on that?
- No.
494
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,680
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
495
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,00
(CREAK)
496
00:22:26,00 --> 00:22:27,520
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
497
00:22:29,40 --> 00:22:30,520
(THUNDER ROLLS)
498
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,40
RADIO:
.. Significant wind-chill.
499
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,40
It will continue to be windy
and cold,
500
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,80
with frost forming
in some sheltered spots...
501
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,240
Are you cooking chapulska, Dad?
502
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,920
- Certainly am.
- Yes!
503
00:22:39,40 --> 00:22:40,480
Special occasion.
504
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,120
We repaired our 10,000th
phone screen today.
505
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Wasn't this your dad's recipe?
506
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,880
RADIO: ...getting colder.
Brightest in the west,
507
00:22:48,00 --> 00:22:50,40
with windy showers
in the northwest.
508
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,320
No.
509
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,00
He never made it properly.
510
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,320
This is the real thing.
511
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,800
Awesome!
512
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,480
CHILD: You never really talk
about your dad.
513
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,00
It's painful for your father.
514
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,520
His pop was
in the Merchant Navy.
515
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,320
He disappeared at sea
13 years ago...
516
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,480
...and hasn't been seen since.
517
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,440
RADIO: /t remains unsettled.
518
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,160
Well,
that's the general weather,
519
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,00
and now with the shipping
forecast, here's Pamela Doove.
520
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,760
(SCREECHES) There are
warnings of gales in Viking,
521
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,960
North Utsire, South Utsire.
522
00:23:26,80 --> 00:23:27,520
- And you want to wear...
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
523
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,560
...@ big coat...
524
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,720
Who's that
at this time of night?
525
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,200
If it's Jehovah's,
tell them not to bother.
526
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,200
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
We're beyond saving.
527
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,960
You'd better
get this porch light fixed.
528
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,120
Someone could have
a nasty accident.
529
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,160
(THUNDER ROLLS)
530
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,240
(DRIPPING)
531
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,880
(DISTORTED SHOP BELL)
532
00:24:48,00 --> 00:24:49,960
What is this?
533
00:24:50,80 --> 00:24:52,720
These look like...
like price tags.
534
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,680
Doesn't seem like squatters.
535
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,920
(CREAKING)
536
00:25:03,40 --> 00:25:04,280
Hello?
537
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,680
TUBBS: Yes?
538
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,520
Is someone there?
539
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,360
TUBBS: Can | help you at all?
540
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,00
Are you aware this block is due
to be demolished next week?
541
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,520
No, I'm not aware!
542
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,600
I'm a woman!
543
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,200
Anyway,
you shouldn't be in here.
544
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,400
Monday's half-day closing -
didn't you see the sign?
545
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,320
All right, miss, keep calm,
nothing to worry about.
546
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,80
This is a local shop
for local people!
547
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,160
There's nothing for you here.
548
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,00
- All is ready.
- He will return.
549
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,920
And everything will be tidy
again.
550
00:26:00,40 --> 00:26:02,920
BOTH: For ever and ever
and ever.
551
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,120
(GROANS)
552
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,120
(MUMBLES)
553
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,360
Listen, love,
554
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,120
it isn't safe for you to be
here - we've condemned
555
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,520
- this whole block.
- What hole?!
556
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,440
| didn't block it!
557
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,320
The problem is
that your flat...
558
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,240
No, I'm not!
559
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,560
I'm just washing my bra.
560
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,760
You should have been vacated
weeks ago.
561
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,800
Have you not had a leaflet
pushed through?
562
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,600
Oh, yes! Er...
563
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,440
Do you mean like this?
564
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,800
They are called "pizzas".
565
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,320
Did you know you can eat them?
566
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,400
Yes.
567
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,720
My favourite is...
568
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,320
...meat feast.
569
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,360
All right, look,
there's obviously been
570
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,880
a breakdown of communications
somewhere,
571
00:26:45,00 --> 00:26:46,120
but we can sort it now.
572
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,360
If | could just leave you
this...
573
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,160
(SCREAMS AND WHIMPERS)
574
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,280
All right!
It's just a document.
575
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,800
- Dockalament?
- Document.
576
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,00
Ah.
577
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,440
Dockalament.
578
00:27:03,00 --> 00:27:04,160
Dockalament.
579
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,600
Er... Right, I'll, er...
I'll just leave this here.
580
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,40
- Edward! Edward!
- Hello, hello?
581
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,80
What's going on?
What's all this shouting?
582
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,640
We'll have no trouble here.
583
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,120
They tried to grab my globes!
584
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,840
Lesbians, eh?
585
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,480
Pair of clitty-cats.
586
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,80
You're thinking even now
about using a broom
587
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,280
on my wife's second hole.
Try to deny it.
588
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,440
No, sir, | am a representative
of the council.
589
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,560
- Local council?
- Yes, and first of all,
590
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,640
| must tell you that you and
your wife have been squatting
591
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,240
- on this property.
- That's because
592
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,760
the toilets are broken.
593
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,480
You should be doing something
about that,
594
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,00
rather than harassing
innocent citizens.
595
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,560
Secondly, you should not be
running a business
596
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,760
from residential premises.
597
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,240
She tried to block my hole!
598
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,680
You come in here
with your badges and forms,
599
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,840
telling good local people
like us
600
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,80
that we can't do this,
we can't do that.
601
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,440
Who do you think you are?
602
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,720
You have no power here.
603
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,360
All right, fine.
604
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,600
(WHISPERS) We'll leave this one
with social services.
605
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,680
Would you mind if | got a quick
picture of the pair of you?
606
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,320
| work at the Chronicle.
607
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,640
Certainly. I've always wanted
to feature in the local paper.
608
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,400
You heard the woman, Tubbs.
609
00:28:05,40 --> 00:28:06,640
Get undressed.
610
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,80
(TUBBS GASPS DELIGHTEDLY)
611
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,320
(CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY)
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