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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:16,790 I didn't get picked 2 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,060 I'm 18 now 3 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:19,760 No mo' games for me now 4 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,900 Unh, unh, suck it 5 00:43:37,050 --> 00:43:38,320 Move Move 6 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,450 Move Move 7 00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:42,420 Move It's time to rock the house ? 8 00:43:42,430 --> 00:43:44,460 Move It's time to rock, rock, rock 9 00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:46,360 Move It's time to rock the house 10 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,460 Move It's time to rock the house 11 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,660 Move It's time to rock the house... 12 00:43:57,970 --> 00:43:59,340 Rock, rock 13 00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:00,980 Feel the motion as the mood changes 14 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:03,510 Round and round just like the moon phases 15 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:05,350 This the part that keeps the place blazin' 16 00:44:05,350 --> 00:44:06,350 Uh-huh Feel the vibe 17 00:44:06,350 --> 00:44:08,020 I like it, amazing 18 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,350 We go hard, overnight ball 19 00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:11,420 Party right, so it can't be wrong 20 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:12,720 My team cannot lose 21 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,460 Here to put on a show for you 22 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:16,890 It's time to rock the house 23 00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:20,760 Move It's time to rock the house 24 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,660 Move It's time to rock, rock, rock 25 00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:24,530 Move It's time to rock the house 26 00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:26,500 Move It's time to rock the house 27 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,040 Move It's time to rock the house 28 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,400 Move, move It's time to rock, rock 29 00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:13,550 Yeah Go 30 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,720 Oh! Oh! Oh! Go 31 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,120 La, la la la... 32 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:13,890 Please shut your eyes 33 00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:17,130 Your life is fading out 34 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:24,910 Yes, you are going to die 35 00:48:24,910 --> 00:48:27,640 And worms will fill your mouth 36 00:48:30,610 --> 00:48:33,550 Just check right now 37 00:48:33,550 --> 00:48:39,620 The worms are all about 38 00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:35,900 Guh-dunh-goh 39 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,050 Guh-dunh-goh 40 01:01:43,210 --> 01:01:45,610 Ooh, baby 41 01:01:45,610 --> 01:01:49,040 You know what we're gonna do 42 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,280 It's time for makin' love 43 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:53,650 Just me and you 44 01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:54,850 Just me and you 45 01:01:54,850 --> 01:01:57,150 Oh, baby 46 01:01:57,150 --> 01:01:58,520 You know what we came to do 47 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:03,560 Aww. Kantmiss. It's time for makin' love 48 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,520 Just me and you Like that 49 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,290 'Cause now that you're here 50 01:02:38,290 --> 01:02:39,430 I'm gonna... 51 01:02:41,230 --> 01:02:43,500 Oh, baby Yeah 52 01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:45,870 District 12! You know what we're gonna do 53 01:02:45,870 --> 01:02:49,740 That's it! It's time for makin' love 54 01:02:50,770 --> 01:02:52,410 Just me and you Ahh. 55 01:02:52,410 --> 01:02:54,140 Whoa, oh, whoa 56 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:22,350 Move 57 01:11:22,350 --> 01:11:23,220 Move 58 01:11:24,590 --> 01:11:25,890 Move... 59 01:11:29,390 --> 01:11:31,990 Move It's time to rock the house 60 01:11:31,990 --> 01:11:33,230 It's time to rock the house... 61 01:11:36,430 --> 01:11:38,530 It's time to rock the house Move... 62 01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:46,610 Move It's time to rock the house... 63 01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,000 Boom, chika, boom, chika 64 01:12:17,010 --> 01:12:18,270 Boom, chika, boom, chika 65 01:12:18,270 --> 01:12:19,640 Boom, chika, boom, boom, chika be 66 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,040 Be, chika, boom chik 67 01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,580 Boom, chika, boom, chika 68 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:27,210 Boom, chika, boo... 69 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,080 Boom, chika, boom, chika 70 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,470 It's time to rock the house... 71 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,690 It's time to rock the house 72 01:13:44,690 --> 01:13:46,590 Move It's time to rock, rock, rock 73 01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:48,430 ? Move It's time to rock the house 74 01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:50,600 Move ? It's time to rock the house 75 01:13:52,370 --> 01:13:54,730 Move ? It's time to rock, rock, rock... 76 01:14:19,090 --> 01:14:20,930 Move 77 01:14:20,930 --> 01:14:22,700 Move 78 01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:25,000 Move It's time to rock, rock, rock... 79 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,900 Move 80 01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:30,670 Move 81 01:14:30,670 --> 01:14:32,470 Move 82 01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:12,980 Move 83 01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:14,150 Move, move, move 84 01:15:14,150 --> 01:15:15,510 Move 85 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,530 Hey, Kantmiss! 86 00:00:58,530 --> 00:01:01,670 I am the great and powerful... 87 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,070 Aah! 88 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:04,430 Dale! 89 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,700 Just wanted to surprise you. 90 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:06,970 You made me miss my shot. 91 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:08,370 Ow. 92 00:01:08,370 --> 00:01:10,110 Son of a bitch! My back! 93 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:19,080 Look what I got. 94 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:21,990 Is it real? 95 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,420 Ohh! Psych! 96 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:25,660 It's gag bread! 97 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:27,660 Look at you. 98 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:30,160 Right. 99 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:32,300 You know... 100 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,800 we could run away from here. 101 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,700 We could live someplace else. 102 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,000 Like where? 103 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,140 Anywhere that's better than here. 104 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,610 Darfur. Syria. 105 00:01:44,610 --> 00:01:45,980 New Jersey. 106 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:49,780 Dale, that's...that's romantic and all... 107 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:53,420 but I can't leave my sister. 108 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:54,950 I can't leave either. 109 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:58,920 My dear, old grandma depends on me to feed her. 110 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:04,260 God, I am never having kids. 111 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,060 I mean, how can you raise a child 112 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,630 in a world where they televise 113 00:02:07,630 --> 00:02:11,100 all of life's misery and inhumanity and then pass it off 114 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,340 as some sort of twisted entertainment? 115 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:15,570 "The Hunger Games." 116 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,940 "16 and Pregnant." 117 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:18,580 Good morning, 118 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:20,280 hungry citizens of District 12. 119 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,950 In today's news, we still have no food, 120 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:24,780 and the weather will be shitty. 121 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:25,880 Oh, and don't forget, 122 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,350 today is the Gathering Ceremony, 123 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:30,950 so, parents, please bring your beloved children 124 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,620 to the square for a random death lottery. 125 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:34,890 Thank you. 126 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:39,100 I heard that some kids are so afraid 127 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,460 of getting picked for the Games 128 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,630 that they'll actually try to get disqualified 129 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,500 by injuring or maiming themselves. 130 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,070 That's an urban legend. 131 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:53,210 Uhh! 132 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:06,420 Get in line. 133 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,530 Oh, come on, bitch. 134 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,540 Ipso facto p... 135 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,280 Your movie franchise is over. 136 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,480 Get back in line. 137 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,510 Get back in line. 138 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,410 Bloody dick. 139 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,220 Hey, no talking. 140 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,550 Keep it moving. 141 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,690 I gotta find my sister. 142 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:38,890 Good luck. 143 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:45,200 Petunia. Kantmiss. 144 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:48,630 Hey, Mom. 145 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,910 I'm scared, Kantmiss. I'm scared. 146 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:57,270 Hey, hey, don't be. I got you this. 147 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:01,140 It's the most courageous bird that there is... 148 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:02,710 a chicken. 149 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,780 When you wear this, nothing bad can happen to you. 150 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,950 Shh. Shh. No, don't cry. 151 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:09,720 You're gonna be fine, okay? 152 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,420 I promise. 153 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,060 Keep moving. 154 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:27,300 Line up! 155 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:30,340 Girls on the right. Boys on the left! 156 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:39,180 Welcome to the 75th annual Starving Games. 157 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,350 Oh. Oh! Ohh! 158 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,090 Hey. Ohh! 159 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:53,960 But that was my sausage! 160 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:57,030 And now a video from our esteemed leader, 161 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,870 President Snowballs. 162 00:05:03,910 --> 00:05:06,110 He once killed his own mother... 163 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,680 because she forgot to cut the crust off his PB&J. 164 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:16,690 His only Facebook friend is Mel Gibson. 165 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:19,060 He has an online blog 166 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:21,590 that gives away the endings of movies 167 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:24,860 without ever using the disclaimer "spoiler alert." 168 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:26,430 What? He is... 169 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:29,630 the most terrible man in the world. 170 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:33,070 I don't always like beer, 171 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:36,670 but when I want one, I choose Tres Equis. 172 00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:41,710 Tastes like piss water. 173 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:42,780 Aah! 174 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,720 Every year, I make you watch this video, 175 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,990 because, well, you're dumb. 176 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:53,960 People forget how in the past 177 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,230 shit really hit the fan. 178 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:59,830 Corporations got too big, and people lost trust. 179 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:04,130 They staged sit-ins. They rioted. 180 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,800 You elected Lady Gaga as President 181 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:08,640 and her running mate Nicki Minaj. 182 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,670 That's why we wear these kooky clothes now 183 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,410 and have bizarre hairdos. 184 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:15,350 Then I took over 185 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,910 and separated the country into districts 186 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,750 so that stupid shit never happened again. 187 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,450 Aah! 188 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,590 You've proven that democracy doesn't work, 189 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,890 and I'm here, in my sixth self-proclaimed term, 190 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:29,130 to ensure that all free will is expunged, 191 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:31,260 never to rear its ugly head again. 192 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:43,740 Yes, that brings us to today. 193 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:46,910 Just to prove what a sick, sadistic prick I am 194 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:48,480 and how you have no control... 195 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,510 and admittedly after watching "The Running Man" 196 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,550 and the Japanese cult hit "Battle Royale," 197 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:55,050 I came up with the Starving Games. 198 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:57,490 Two kids from each district are selected 199 00:06:57,490 --> 00:07:00,320 to play a game to the death with only one survivor. 200 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,760 The winner is to be showered with a bounty, 201 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,230 including an old ham... 202 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,730 Oh, I love old ham. 203 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:09,130 this coupon to Subway... 204 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:11,630 buy any foot-long for a six-inch price... 205 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,700 and... 206 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:17,410 a partially eaten pickle. 207 00:07:17,410 --> 00:07:19,980 So happy Starving Games, 208 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:23,150 and may the odds be never in your favor. 209 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,150 A President Snowballs production. 210 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:35,460 Now let the gathering begin! Ahem. 211 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:55,380 Hugh Janus. 212 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:57,710 Hmm? 213 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,620 No? Yeah. All right. 214 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:01,890 I'll pick again. Heh. 215 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:05,960 Phil Mahooters. 216 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:10,230 Please, Phil Mahooters? 217 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,170 Dean Gullberry. 218 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,100 Everyone look around. 219 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,270 Check behind you for a Dean Gullberry. 220 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:34,150 This is being televised around the country! 221 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:36,550 You won't be laughing 222 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,920 when two of you are picked and thrown into the arena 223 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,190 for your most certain deaths. 224 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,060 Ahem. 225 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,330 It's okay. 226 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,780 Petunia Evershot. 227 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,580 Whoo! 228 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,250 Yes! Yes! 229 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,620 I didn't get picked. 230 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,590 Hoo-whoo! 231 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:15,090 Hoo! Whoo! Yeah! 232 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,300 Whoo! Come on! Gimme some. 233 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,730 Yeah. One more. Oh! Whew. 234 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,380 But I got picked. 235 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,620 Petunia, I am so sorry. 236 00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:47,190 Petunia, no. Not fair. 237 00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:49,330 Do not give me those puppy-dog eyes. 238 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:57,130 I volunteer! 239 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,300 Oh. 240 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,170 I volunteer for the Starving Games! 241 00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:02,170 Thanks, big sis. 242 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:04,470 Oh! If you never make it back from the Games, 243 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,310 can I eat your pet hamster? 244 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,310 What? 245 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:13,720 Come, dear. 246 00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:20,220 Now let's pick a boy to join you in the games. 247 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,160 I volunteer also! 248 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,560 Who said that? 249 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,960 I did. 250 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,500 I'm Peter Malarkey. 251 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:29,830 Oh. 252 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,010 Hey, Kantmiss. 253 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,950 I volunteered because I like you, 254 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,210 a lot, and I... I'm sorry. 255 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,250 Do I know you? 256 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,650 Um... 257 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:49,150 I'm...I'm the baker's son. 258 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,220 I once fed you when you were hungry. 259 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:53,160 Oh, right. 260 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,660 You gave me that walnut bread. 261 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:56,860 Yeah. 262 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,030 Yeah. 263 00:10:58,030 --> 00:10:59,900 I have a severe nut allergy, 264 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,900 and I almost died. 265 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,040 Let's hear it for our contestants! 266 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:24,990 And don't forget to tune in to the Starving Games 267 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:28,120 after the season finale of "Downton Abbey." 268 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:29,230 Can't we say our goodbyes? 269 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,460 Of course, dear. 270 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:33,530 The Capital isn't completely inhumane. 271 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,000 You got 9 seconds. 272 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,940 Petunia! Kantmiss! 273 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,070 Don't worry. You're in good hands with Mom. 274 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,720 What's up with that Peter dude? 275 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,650 What? 276 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,420 I mean he's a total dork, right? 277 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,020 How much do you think he benches? 278 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,090 Uh... 279 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,460 Time's up! 280 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,630 Dale! Yeah? 281 00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:06,360 Promise me you'll take care of Petunia! 282 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,130 I will, Kantmiss. 283 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,630 I promise. 284 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,140 Wait! 285 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,140 Later. 286 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:17,840 Shitheads. 287 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,090 The Nike Swoosh? 288 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,490 Yes, I started selling 289 00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:35,860 advertising space on my face. 290 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:37,660 Your willingness to sell out and whore yourself 291 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,660 is the primary reason I made you head programmer. 292 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,800 Thank you, Mr. President. 293 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,900 How is the big TV show looking? 294 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,500 Fantastic. We've replaced Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher, 295 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,570 and no one really seems to give a shit. 296 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:50,240 And the Starving Games? 297 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,510 It's gonna be a great show. 298 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:53,780 We have some very interesting contestants, 299 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,280 with 2 volunteers from District 12. 300 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,810 Volunteers. 301 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,420 R-O-T-F-L-O-L. 302 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:01,080 And because you made it law 303 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,750 that whoever doesn't watch the Games would be publicly flogged, 304 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,350 we're expecting record high ratings. 305 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,090 Well, after last years debacle, 306 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,590 I really had no choice. 307 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:11,330 "Celebrity Starving Games" was a lousy idea. 308 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,100 No one could have anticipated 309 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,060 that Oprah would eat all the other contestants. 310 00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:20,070 I want this game to go off without a hitch. 311 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:21,470 I don't want some underdog 312 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:24,840 from a poor district to enter the Games and stir up the masses 313 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,910 with her archery skills and her brunette hair 314 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,910 fashioned into a trademark single braid, 315 00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:31,510 inspiring revolt which will not only overthrows my presidency, 316 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,650 but also spawns a successful 317 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,120 four-quadrant blockbuster. 318 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:39,890 Ohh! 319 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,530 And I may need a new gardener. 320 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,800 I'm Stanley Ceaserman, and this is 321 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,330 "The Starving Games Countdown Show!" 322 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,010 Tomorrow, the Games begin, 323 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:02,450 but tonight, we're going to meet the contestants. 324 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,610 You'll get to know them 325 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,080 through their touching backstories, 326 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,620 where we'll manipulate you with heavily edited 327 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,190 home video footage and tragic testimonials. 328 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:13,560 Then, when you're emotionally attached to them, 329 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,290 we'll send them off to their horrific slaughter. 330 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,530 Let's meet our first contestant. 331 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,430 Going in order from District One, 332 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:24,630 he's the odds-on favorite to win this thing. 333 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,670 He's blond. He's Waspy. 334 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:29,170 He's the Aryan youth incarnate. 335 00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:32,610 He's Marco! 336 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,050 Yeah! 337 00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:43,550 Ahh! Yeah! 338 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,590 Hello, guy. 339 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,230 Tell us about yourself. 340 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,860 I'm from District One. It's a prime district. 341 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:53,660 Who are you? 342 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:54,930 I'm Cinnamon, 343 00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:56,600 your stylist. 344 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,930 How are you holding up? 345 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,440 I'm scared. 346 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,240 I don't want to die. 347 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,110 Ahh. I'm here to tell you 348 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,510 that I believe in you. 349 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:05,510 You can win this. 350 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:06,940 I looked at your records, 351 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,910 and you are smarter and craftier than all of them. 352 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,250 Really? You think that I can win? 353 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,950 Yes, Patricia. 354 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:15,250 I know it. 355 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,250 Who's Patricia? 356 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,490 You're not the girl from District Three? 357 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,890 No, I'm from District 12. 358 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,600 You know, this is perfectly normal. 359 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,340 You seem like you strong... 360 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,940 And now, from District 12, Peter Malarkey. 361 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,980 So, Peter, tell us, 362 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:50,620 is there a special someone in your life? 363 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,990 Yeah. 364 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,430 Yeah, there is someone. 365 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,860 Aww. Aww. 366 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,660 Ohh. 367 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:03,000 Well, do tell. 368 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,370 The person's actually here tonight, 369 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:08,140 a person who is... 370 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,370 also in the Games. 371 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:11,670 In the Games with you? 372 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,040 Aww. Aww. 373 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,320 Well, go on. 374 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,980 Well... 375 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,890 it's a person I've been wanting 376 00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:26,220 to get closer to for a long time. 377 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,020 You son of a bitch. 378 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,190 So... 379 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,690 tall, 380 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,530 with beautiful eyes 381 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,500 and a smoking hot bod, but... 382 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,930 you know, more than anything, 383 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,640 this person's got a lot of heart. 384 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,070 Aww. Aww. 385 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,410 Well, you must tell us. Who is it? 386 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,550 It's Marco! 387 00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,420 Me? 388 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:55,990 Heh. 389 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:56,790 Huh? Huh? 390 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,060 Let's hear it for Peter. 391 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,560 You little shit! 392 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,000 I'm gonna stick a foot in your ass! 393 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,700 Ohh! Jeez. 394 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,170 What the hell was that about? 395 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:17,070 It's called building an alliance. 396 00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:21,510 Haven't you ever watched "Survivor" or "Big Brother"? 397 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:23,380 Aah! When's... 398 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:26,050 When was the last time you trimmed your toenails? 399 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,790 Ohh. 400 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:35,190 And now, for our final contestant, 401 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,490 from District 12, 402 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,730 Kantmiss Evershot. 403 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:40,560 Whoo! 404 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,100 Let's take a look. 405 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,800 Kantmiss is the best big sister in the world. 406 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,900 She takes care of me. She feeds me. She clothes me. 407 00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:50,940 She even reads to me. 408 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,580 Ever since Dad died, 409 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:58,150 Mom's been a little bummed out, 410 00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:02,180 but that doesn't stop the three of us from having a whole lot of fun. 411 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,920 From the first time I saw Kantmiss, I knew. 412 00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:11,390 I knew she was the one for me. 413 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,630 She's got class. 414 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,230 She's a real lady. 415 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,440 Oh, my God. 416 00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:29,380 Ohh! Oh, my God. 417 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,420 Ohh! Ohh! 418 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:34,820 Isn't that just touching? 419 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,450 Aww. Aww. 420 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,950 Let's bring her out, shall we? 421 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,630 Kantmiss Evershot! 422 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,400 So, Kantmiss, that's quite a dress. 423 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,840 Give us a little spin. 424 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,280 Heh. Go on. 425 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,340 Don't be shy. 426 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:11,450 Very nice. 427 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,560 Oh. 428 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,590 Wow, I'm getting word that flames 429 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,500 actually ignite from the dress. 430 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,600 Flames? 431 00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:29,100 Oh! Oh! 432 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,640 Oh, my God. Oh. 433 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,480 Oh, Aah! 434 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,380 Why are you clapping, you stupid?! 435 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:37,780 Aah! 436 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,520 I'm on fire! I'm on fire! 437 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,790 Let's hear it for Kantmiss, the girl on fire! 438 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,520 Ah! It's on fire! 439 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,890 It's on fire! It burns! 440 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:48,260 I'm on fire! 441 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,130 Good morning, sport fans, 442 00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:54,860 and welcome to the 75th annual Starving Games. 443 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,500 I'm your host Bob Hylox, 444 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,070 and with me is my sidekick 445 00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:00,700 and color commentator, Cleaver Williams. 446 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:01,800 Cleaver, how you doing? 447 00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:03,270 Excited about today's Games? 448 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,310 Fantastic. 449 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,850 Cleaver is a past Games winner, of course. 450 00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:11,910 In fact, Cleaver, why don't you tell everybody 451 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,150 in the district watching, 452 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:15,180 how you got that delightful nickname. 453 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,890 I used a meat cleaver to kill everyone. 454 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:23,530 Still got the old moves. 455 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,800 Hello, Siri. 456 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,100 Hello, Seleca. 457 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,700 How's it hanging, boo? 458 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,700 Low and to the left. 459 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:35,040 Good one. 460 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,940 All right. Looks like the contestants 461 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,070 have taken the field. 462 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,010 All right, Siri, cut to the field. 463 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:58,290 Say your prayers, my son, 'cause you are dead. 464 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,570 And the countdown has begun. 465 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:06,270 30... 466 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,970 29... 467 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:10,170 Oh, God. 28... 468 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,410 27... 469 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,440 Hmm? 470 00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:16,350 26... 471 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,480 25... 472 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:22,620 24... 473 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,520 23... 474 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:29,490 21... 475 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:30,930 Now, it's very important 476 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,430 that the contestants don't move 477 00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:34,960 off the silver circles before zero. 478 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,700 Otherwise, kablammo, 479 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:40,170 as the field is booby-trapped with explosives. 480 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,940 Don't need to remind me. 481 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:44,540 I went too soon, and I still can't poop right. 482 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,540 How 'bout that? 483 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,580 13... 484 00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:52,580 12... 485 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,220 11...Huh? 486 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,160 What are you doing here? 487 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,660 We were asked to perform 488 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,790 at the opening ceremony. 489 00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:04,860 This is the arena. 490 00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:07,560 Oh, you're looking for stage two. 491 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:11,600 Oh. Thanks. Thanks. 492 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,570 Oops. 493 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,950 Wow! What a way to start the Games! 494 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:26,950 10... 495 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:28,450 9... 496 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:31,420 8... 497 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:34,190 7... 498 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,190 6... 499 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,060 5... 500 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:41,300 4... 501 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,300 3... 502 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,870 2... 503 00:22:46,870 --> 00:22:48,370 1. 504 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,690 Siri, more blood. 505 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,890 Oh. 506 00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:15,130 Much better. 507 00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:32,180 Ooh! Ooh! 508 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,690 Yeah, Marco! Yeah! 509 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:54,100 Let go! 510 00:23:54,110 --> 00:23:55,300 I got here first! 511 00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,040 Yaah! Now give it to me! 512 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,380 No. I'm not letting go. 513 00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:01,940 There is a dagger in your back! 514 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:03,610 I'm okay! 515 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,620 What? 516 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,920 It's fine. 517 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,320 It's fine? 518 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,090 Seriously? You're not letting go? 519 00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:15,390 I want this backpack! 520 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,000 I want this backpack! 521 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:30,470 I want it. It's mine! 522 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,780 I'm not letting go! 523 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,550 That was my backpack! 524 00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,260 What was that sound? 525 00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:49,690 It's the cannon. They shoot it off 526 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,160 to announce whenever someone is killed. 527 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,460 Nice. Looks like the odds 528 00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,960 just got better for me, then. 529 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,670 My balls! 530 00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:01,840 Oh! That has got to hurt. 531 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,310 Let's see an instant replay. 532 00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:05,570 My balls! 533 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,610 My balls! 534 00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:10,750 My balls! 535 00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:13,220 My ball... 536 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:16,120 My ball... My...My ball... 537 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,490 My ball... 538 00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:21,820 My balls! 539 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,290 That makes me laugh, Bob. 540 00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:53,760 Get away from me! 541 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:10,270 Wow! 542 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,570 Who is this girl? 543 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:14,240 What district is she from? 544 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:17,810 I'm standing here in scummy District 12, 545 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:21,120 where people can't believe that Peter and Kantmiss 546 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,520 have actually survived the opening. 547 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,550 You can see the excitement is high, 548 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,960 as no one from this district has won in a very long time. 549 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,190 Yeah! Unh! 550 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,200 Go, Kantmiss! Whoo! 551 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,260 That's my girl! 552 00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:36,430 That's my girl! 553 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:38,100 Yeah! 554 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,170 Back to you in the studio. 555 00:26:40,170 --> 00:26:41,670 I'm on TV! 556 00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:43,170 Thanks, Stanley. 557 00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,440 And how's the scoreboard looking, Cleaver? 558 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:49,610 Got a lot of people dead. 559 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,110 Still, lot of people alive. 560 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,550 Enlightening. 561 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:56,020 Oh, looks like Kantmiss is making her way 562 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,890 to the outer edge of the arena. 563 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:02,020 Siri, slow her down. 564 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,830 Ow. 565 00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:12,670 Now let's get Kantmiss back to the center of the action. 566 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:13,800 Holla! 567 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,270 And cue the thrilling action music. 568 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:18,140 Ooh. 569 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:51,970 Hmm. 570 00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:11,830 Oh, you want to play, huh? Okay. 571 00:28:11,830 --> 00:28:13,100 Siri. 572 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,100 Yeah, what you need? 573 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,130 Attack her with the latest 574 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:16,700 technological weaponry we have. 575 00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:23,140 Whoo-hah! 576 00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:24,270 Oh, shit! 577 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:28,010 Yah! Whee hee hee! 578 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,640 Hee hee hee! 579 00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:00,140 No. 580 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,640 What? What? 581 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,980 Orange you glad to see me? 582 00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:05,750 Hey, hey, hey! 583 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:07,980 What do you get when you cross an orange 584 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:09,580 with Quentin Tarantino? 585 00:29:09,590 --> 00:29:11,320 "Pulp Fiction." You get it? 586 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,920 Pulp. 587 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,360 Hey, Kantmiss, 588 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,830 last time I saw tits that small, 589 00:29:16,830 --> 00:29:18,990 I was staring at a pair of kumquats. 590 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,900 Aah! 591 00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:29,400 Go, Kantmiss! 592 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:32,910 Ooh, 593 00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:35,210 she sure showed yo' sorry ass up! 594 00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:37,450 You...You shut up, Siri. You shut up! 595 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:38,650 Shit. Don't hate the player. 596 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:40,850 You... Hate the game! 597 00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:44,390 Wow! I've never seen anyone do that before. 598 00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:46,220 She's badass. 599 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:47,460 Respect. 600 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,490 Reminds me a little bit of myself. 601 00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,860 I'll stop now before I get too emotional. 602 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:53,830 Eat my ass! 603 00:29:58,370 --> 00:29:59,970 Think you're so tough? 604 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:02,840 Well, come back from this, bitch! 605 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,790 Hey, guys, come on! Let's go this way! 606 00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:26,560 Come on. Hurry! 607 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,760 Let's go! 608 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,180 When I see her, she's mine. 609 00:30:57,790 --> 00:31:00,160 She's gotta be around here somewhere. 610 00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:11,310 You sure Kantmiss came this way? 611 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:12,840 Uh, I know it. 612 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,240 How can we be so sure that we can trust you? 613 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,010 I mean, didn't you volunteer to be in the games 614 00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:18,450 just so you can get closer to Kantmiss? 615 00:31:18,450 --> 00:31:19,780 No. 616 00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:22,750 I mean, maybe at first, 617 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,390 but I don't like her anymore. 618 00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:26,450 Really? 619 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,460 Well, you know, 620 00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,860 back in District 12, she's... 621 00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:32,890 she's known as quite the whore. 622 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:33,900 Ahh. 623 00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:37,230 There. 624 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,230 Heh. 625 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,900 Nice work, Peter. 626 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,700 Thanks. 627 00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:43,810 I'm gonna bust her gut wide open. 628 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,780 This little princess is all mine. 629 00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:52,180 Raah! 630 00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:58,450 And there's Kantmiss! 631 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:00,660 Oh, no. We're gonna kill you. 632 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,820 Right after we eat our delicious treats. 633 00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:04,160 Huh? 634 00:32:09,730 --> 00:32:11,670 How can you be with them? 635 00:32:11,670 --> 00:32:14,200 I don't know. 636 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,770 I...I guess I just... 637 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,640 really like them. 638 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,140 Th-They're so cool and popular. 639 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,080 I mean, I'm in the high school A/V club. 640 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,280 I've never been able to hang with the in crowd before. 641 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,980 Mmm. Stay with us. 642 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:29,990 So good. 643 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,190 Mmm. Oh. 644 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:34,190 Hey, they said they want to go to prom with me. 645 00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:36,520 We're gonna rent a limo and everything. 646 00:32:36,530 --> 00:32:37,590 Isn't that awesome? 647 00:32:37,590 --> 00:32:39,930 Peter, they are just using you. 648 00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:43,800 There can only be one winner of the Starving Games. 649 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,870 Right. 650 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:52,670 All right, Kantmiss, game over. 651 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,980 Glammer, you're up. 652 00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:00,550 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 653 00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:05,690 Oh! Looks like we got ourselves a streaker. 654 00:33:05,690 --> 00:33:07,590 Happens every Game. 655 00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:10,530 What a yahoo. 656 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,770 Get out of here, man. Get out of here! 657 00:33:20,770 --> 00:33:22,670 Come back here. Come back here. 658 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:26,170 Give me that. 659 00:33:37,790 --> 00:33:40,260 Nice impaling. Yeah. 660 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:41,260 He did this. 661 00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:42,260 Then it did that. 662 00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:43,460 Indeed, Cleaver. 663 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,630 And that's definitely gonna be 664 00:33:44,630 --> 00:33:47,500 our Kill of the Day! 665 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:48,760 Kill of the Day! 666 00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:51,830 Kill of the Day... of the Day! 667 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,230 Our Kill of the Day is brought to you 668 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,900 by BetLife insurance. 669 00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:56,300 Because life is precious... 670 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,110 BetLife. 671 00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:02,610 How are we going to kill her? 672 00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:05,010 Ahem. 673 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,250 Uh... 674 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,120 why don't we just take off, 675 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,820 uh, go kill some other kids 676 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:12,150 and come back later? 677 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,090 We'll wait. 678 00:34:13,090 --> 00:34:14,990 She has to come down sooner or later. 679 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,120 Gross. 680 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,970 Hey. 681 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,230 Shh. 682 00:35:09,410 --> 00:35:10,480 Oh. 683 00:35:13,050 --> 00:35:15,050 Have the bees land on their heads. 684 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:17,350 Okay. No, shh. Shh. 685 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,960 Those are tracker bees. 686 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:32,330 Getting stung causes serious hallucinations. 687 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:33,330 Or death. 688 00:35:35,740 --> 00:35:37,470 Oh! 689 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:46,280 Ow! Ow! 690 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,380 Oh! My ass! Aah! 691 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:50,590 I think I just swallowed one! 692 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,360 Whoa. 693 00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,990 Ooh. 694 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,470 Whoa. Ooh. 695 00:36:05,470 --> 00:36:07,670 What... 696 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,540 Oh, my God. Oh! 697 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,910 Oh. Oh. 698 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,680 Whoo. 699 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,490 Oh. 700 00:36:23,490 --> 00:36:25,590 No way. 701 00:36:25,590 --> 00:36:28,220 Double rainbow. 702 00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:31,760 Whoo! 703 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,700 Double rainbow! Ha! 704 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:35,930 Oh. 705 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:38,600 It's starting to look 706 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,670 like a quadruple rainbow! 707 00:36:42,670 --> 00:36:47,680 Oh, my Gooood! 708 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,250 Yes! Yes! 709 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,850 Ah ha ha! 710 00:36:52,850 --> 00:36:55,580 Oh, taste the rainbow. 711 00:37:05,730 --> 00:37:07,860 Ooh. 712 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:09,500 Oh. Oh. 713 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,630 Oh. Wha? 714 00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:14,470 Oh, my... 715 00:37:14,470 --> 00:37:15,470 What is... 716 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,940 Oh. 717 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,850 Do not make any sudden movements. 718 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:27,880 What's wrong? 719 00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:32,190 I've never seen this happen before. 720 00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:36,520 What are they? 721 00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:38,490 Soul keepers. 722 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,090 Soul keepers! 723 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:42,000 Ah! Oh, my God! Get 'em off! Get 'em off! 724 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,570 Get 'em off! Get 'em off! 725 00:37:43,570 --> 00:37:45,300 You are not keeping my soul! 726 00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:56,950 Oh! Why? 727 00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,680 Right above your head. 728 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,980 No, no, no, no. 729 00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:10,630 Whew. 730 00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:13,490 I think I got 'em all. 731 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:17,000 Soul Keepers hold all of the souls of our ancient ancestors. 732 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:19,330 There goes my sister, 733 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,770 my grandma 734 00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,400 and my drunk Aunt Sheila. 735 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,910 Oops. 736 00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:27,840 Who are you? 737 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,610 We are a proud and ancient people 738 00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:32,710 created by James Cameron. 739 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,850 I'm the king of the world! 740 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,390 Here. 741 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:45,030 Give me your hair. 742 00:38:45,030 --> 00:38:46,890 We'll join the ends and make love, 743 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,930 Na'vi style. 744 00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:50,200 Okay. 745 00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,240 Ohh. 746 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,340 Yeah. 747 00:39:02,350 --> 00:39:04,350 Oh, yes. 748 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,020 Kantmiss. 749 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,280 Kantmiss! 750 00:39:10,290 --> 00:39:11,390 Kantmiss! 751 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,360 Kantmiss! 752 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,620 Yes. 753 00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:17,360 Kantmiss! Kantmiss! 754 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,190 Kantmiss! 755 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,030 Are you trying to hook up with me? 756 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,070 What? No! 757 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:26,200 No, no, no, no. Um... 758 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,270 I think that I was just hallucinating. 759 00:39:28,270 --> 00:39:31,340 You better not be. I'm only 12. 760 00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:35,610 The way I see it, if we're gonna survive, 761 00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:37,010 we should work together. 762 00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:39,880 But what happens if we're the last two standing? 763 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,450 I won't hesitate. 764 00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:44,290 This competition is kill or be killed, 765 00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:46,550 and I will kill you where you stand, 766 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,590 dead, end of story. 767 00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,230 Shit ain't personal, 768 00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:54,430 strictly business ya dig? 769 00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:57,300 Okay. Here's what I was thinking. 770 00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:58,770 I could set some fires 771 00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:01,270 to flush Marco and his crew out into the clearing, 772 00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:03,570 and if you find a bow and arrow, 773 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:04,910 you could pick 'em off. 774 00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:07,380 No, no. That's... That's a great idea, 775 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:09,810 and Marco will never see it coming. 776 00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:11,980 Hello? 777 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:12,980 I'm right here. 778 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:15,380 Run! Run! 779 00:40:25,030 --> 00:40:26,330 Get her! 780 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,750 Shit. 781 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:47,450 Totally outnumbered. 782 00:40:55,490 --> 00:40:57,690 What do I do? What do I do? 783 00:40:57,690 --> 00:40:59,330 Think, Kantmiss. Think. 784 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,670 Hemorrhoidal irritation. 785 00:41:10,810 --> 00:41:14,180 Aggravate with a swift kick to the posterior. 786 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,510 Raah! 787 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:23,180 Low-hung scrotum. Debilitate with 788 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:26,650 concise rabbit punch to the testicular sac. 789 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:40,130 Awkward metallic orthodontic corrective device. 790 00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:45,710 Snap rubber bands to create blunt force to the cranium. 791 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:54,620 Rampant adolescent acne vulgaris. 792 00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:57,150 Ah. 793 00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:59,850 Prescribe topical acne cream. 794 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:12,000 Pubescent boy with raging hormones. 795 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,700 Disarm with natural assets. 796 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,640 Allow to motorboat. 797 00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:20,780 You're pretty. 798 00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:33,750 Raah! 799 00:42:45,770 --> 00:42:46,800 Hee. 800 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,710 You ready to die? 801 00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:08,460 Not really! 802 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,060 I mean, kind of hoping 803 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:11,330 I could stick around for the sequel? 804 00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:12,530 Huh? Huh? 805 00:43:18,870 --> 00:43:20,270 Mm! 806 00:43:20,270 --> 00:43:23,040 All right! We know what that sound is. 807 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,370 It's the end of the half. 808 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,980 Ah, that sucks. 809 00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:31,250 I wanted to see her die. 810 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,510 Halftime 811 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,120 with the Starving Games cheerleaders, 812 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,050 presented by Viagra. 813 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,030 Eh, I like it, Siri, but it's not... 814 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,040 it's not popping. 815 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,340 Don't worry, boo. I got you. 816 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:57,970 More filthy and gratuitous T&A coming up. 817 00:44:30,410 --> 00:44:33,210 Kantmiss, what an exciting first half. 818 00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:34,910 Tell us what you're thinking right now. 819 00:44:34,910 --> 00:44:38,780 First off, I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. 820 00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:44,090 And, uh, I'm thinking about winning, Stanley. 821 00:44:44,090 --> 00:44:45,320 I just want to win. 822 00:44:48,190 --> 00:44:49,420 Bob. 823 00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:51,830 Stanley, do you get a sense that Kantmiss 824 00:44:51,830 --> 00:44:54,100 is aware of the frenzy she's creating? 825 00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:55,330 I don't think so, Bob. 826 00:44:55,330 --> 00:44:56,760 She's electrifying. 827 00:44:57,900 --> 00:45:02,370 Cleaver's Electrifying Halftime Highlights. 828 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:09,540 Aah! 829 00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:27,800 Take a look at what's trending right now on Twitter. 830 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,070 Helen in District 7 tweets, "Kantmiss gives me hope!" 831 00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:34,170 And Thomas in District 11 writes, 832 00:45:34,170 --> 00:45:38,640 "Kantmiss rocks, UR sooooo hot!" 833 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,180 And Tyrone in the District of Compton tweets, 834 00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:43,610 "Yo, that ho Kantmiss is da bomb, 835 00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:45,850 she's mad blowin' up in da hood, yo!" 836 00:45:45,850 --> 00:45:48,020 Smiley face emoticon. 837 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,350 She is blowin' up, 838 00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:50,720 and I had the chance to be 839 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,890 on the ground in Kantmiss' own district, 840 00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:56,560 where Kantmiss fever is at an all-time high! 841 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,630 I'm here in District 12, 842 00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:00,660 where everyone is going nuts. 843 00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,600 It's the ultimate underdog Cinderella story, 844 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,230 and the po' folks here is eating it up, 845 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:09,200 buying up merchandise with any and everything that has to do 846 00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:12,340 with Kantmiss or the Starving Games. 847 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:14,280 T-shirts, mugs, 848 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,240 totes, koozies 849 00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,710 and bobbleheads. 850 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,690 Look at me. I'm just like Kantmiss. 851 00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:29,990 Ohh! 852 00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:31,560 Mis cojones. 853 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,530 Yes! Direct hit! 854 00:46:33,530 --> 00:46:36,000 I'm gonna shoot him again. 855 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,570 Ai! Cheese enchilada! 856 00:46:37,570 --> 00:46:39,070 Oh, that felt good. 857 00:46:44,670 --> 00:46:46,410 That was a close one. Yeah. 858 00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:47,410 I almost got you. 859 00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:48,980 I know. I was like, "Ohh." 860 00:46:54,380 --> 00:46:56,150 Take previous positions. 861 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,090 Game on! 862 00:47:00,090 --> 00:47:01,620 Yay! 863 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,290 You ready to die? 864 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,450 Aah! Aah! 865 00:47:28,450 --> 00:47:29,550 You little turd! 866 00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:31,390 Hey! 867 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:32,890 Hey! 868 00:47:43,770 --> 00:47:44,800 Aah! 869 00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:55,110 Rudy. 870 00:47:55,110 --> 00:47:56,110 Rudy. 871 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:59,450 Sing me a lullaby. 872 00:47:59,450 --> 00:48:00,650 Okay. 873 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,520 Not you! 874 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,560 Her! 875 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:18,330 Am I gonna die? 876 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:19,570 No. No, no, no. 877 00:48:19,570 --> 00:48:21,300 Of course you're not gonna die. 878 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,610 Worms? Isn't that a little dramatic? 879 00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:41,690 Damn you, Taylor Swift. 880 00:48:41,690 --> 00:48:44,230 What an emotional and... 881 00:48:44,230 --> 00:48:46,730 moving death, Cleaver. 882 00:48:46,730 --> 00:48:49,000 It would bring a tear to my eye 883 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,570 if my tear ducts weren't lacerated. 884 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,440 Ohh. Ohh. 885 00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:58,770 I'm sorry. 886 00:49:05,650 --> 00:49:07,150 This is bullshit. 887 00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:09,720 The Capital can't just treat us like pawns. 888 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,220 Yeah! Yeah! 889 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:13,250 Our life is our own, 890 00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:15,490 and they can't just make us kill each other 891 00:49:15,490 --> 00:49:17,220 for their own sick amusement! 892 00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:18,290 Yeah! Yeah! 893 00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:19,330 What do you say? 894 00:49:19,330 --> 00:49:20,560 Let's riot 895 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,600 and overthrow this totalitarian government 896 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,600 once and for all! 897 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,600 Yeah! Yeah! 898 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,340 Whoo-hoo! 899 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,010 We take a half-pound of grade-A beef... 900 00:49:34,010 --> 00:49:35,610 and top it with cheese. 901 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:40,210 Then we top it with chili... 902 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,620 and a hot dog and ribs 903 00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:47,890 and smother it with low-cal ranch dressing. 904 00:49:47,890 --> 00:49:51,190 Then we top it with a slice of pepperoni pizza, 905 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:53,130 with a sesame-seed bun. 906 00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:54,330 Mmm, mmm. 907 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,770 Hey, uh... 908 00:49:57,770 --> 00:49:59,700 are we still gonna riot? 909 00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:01,770 Maybe later. 910 00:50:01,770 --> 00:50:03,740 I'm too hungry now. 911 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:06,210 Then we add barbeque sauce... 912 00:50:07,710 --> 00:50:10,110 tomato, onion and lettuce. 913 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:14,550 Then we add pork rinds, 914 00:50:14,550 --> 00:50:16,850 Funyuns, broccoli, nacho cheese, 915 00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:18,650 Spam and wings... 916 00:50:20,190 --> 00:50:21,990 and ham hocks, chitlins. 917 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,930 Don't forget the watermelon wedge. 918 00:50:24,930 --> 00:50:28,560 Top it all off with two scoops of pistachio ice cream, 919 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,500 and finish it with another sesame-seed bun. 920 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,070 The 600,000 calorie triple bypass burger. 921 00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:39,810 Starbucks? 922 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:41,340 Got a free latte for it. 923 00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:55,290 Kantmiss fever is causing a serious problem. 924 00:50:55,290 --> 00:50:57,390 We almost had a riot. 925 00:50:57,390 --> 00:50:59,230 What should we do? 926 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:01,530 Give them more. 927 00:51:01,530 --> 00:51:02,960 I don't understand. 928 00:51:02,970 --> 00:51:04,800 The Starving Games is a hit. 929 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:06,970 Just look at the trades. 930 00:51:11,570 --> 00:51:13,770 We could finally win an Emmy. 931 00:51:14,910 --> 00:51:17,040 But the show's missing one important thing. 932 00:51:17,050 --> 00:51:18,880 What does every successful show need 933 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,410 to bring it to the next level? 934 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,680 I know exactly what you mean. 935 00:51:23,690 --> 00:51:25,590 A love story! A lesbian love story! 936 00:51:25,590 --> 00:51:27,760 Wait. Lesbian love story? 937 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,660 Who doesn't like to see two chicks get it on? 938 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:33,060 I know I do, big time. 939 00:51:36,870 --> 00:51:38,830 But there aren't any other women 940 00:51:38,830 --> 00:51:40,030 left alive in the Games. 941 00:51:41,970 --> 00:51:42,900 Fine. 942 00:51:42,910 --> 00:51:45,770 Do your normal straight love story. 943 00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:47,880 Bor-ing. 944 00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:52,250 Oh, and, Seleca... 945 00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:54,550 throw in a surprise twist at the end, 946 00:51:54,550 --> 00:51:56,750 like she dies or something. 947 00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,320 I like that. 948 00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:03,320 Attention, contestants. 949 00:52:03,330 --> 00:52:05,330 Attention, contestants. 950 00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:07,930 Attention, contestants. 951 00:52:07,930 --> 00:52:09,900 We have a rule change. 952 00:52:11,070 --> 00:52:14,100 There can now be two winners of the Starving Games. 953 00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:16,100 Great. So Marco and Peter 954 00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:17,470 can team up to kill me. 955 00:52:17,470 --> 00:52:20,670 Uh, specifically two people of different genders. 956 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,380 Oh. 957 00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:25,450 Okay. Okay. 958 00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:28,080 So I hook up with Marco, 959 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,520 and we kill Peter together. 960 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,290 Yes! 961 00:52:31,290 --> 00:52:33,150 Yeah. I like that. 962 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,790 No, we were thinking more like you could team up with Peter. 963 00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:38,560 No! No! 964 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,190 No! No! 965 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,830 No, no, I, um... 966 00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:45,300 I like the whole Marco idea better. 967 00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:47,530 Hey, Kantmiss, do me a favor here, 968 00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:49,840 and hook up with Peter. Please. 969 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,470 I could lose my job for this. 970 00:52:51,470 --> 00:52:54,440 And that's my problem how? 971 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,280 Oh, hey. 972 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,810 Heh heh. Hey, guys. What's going on? 973 00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:01,320 Nah, don't worry. 974 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,620 I got it under control. I swear. 975 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,490 W-What are you... What are you doing? 976 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,430 Um... 977 00:53:13,430 --> 00:53:15,200 Ohh! 978 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,660 I thought we were friends. 979 00:53:17,670 --> 00:53:19,400 Ah, thanks. 980 00:53:22,470 --> 00:53:26,010 But I got us backstage passes to Justin Bieber. 981 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,350 Oh, my God. 982 00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:37,050 No. No, no, don't you do it! 983 00:53:38,290 --> 00:53:39,720 Right. 984 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:44,290 Um, I'm just gonna go team up with Peter now, so... 985 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,200 Hmm. 986 00:54:17,830 --> 00:54:20,760 Peter, are you here? 987 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,800 I'm camouflaged. 988 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,960 Where are you? 989 00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:26,170 I'm over here. 990 00:54:27,070 --> 00:54:28,170 I don't see you. 991 00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:29,640 I used my skills as a baker. 992 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,170 to seamlessly blend in to my surroundings. 993 00:54:32,170 --> 00:54:35,240 Okay, well, can you give me a hint? 994 00:54:38,510 --> 00:54:40,680 I'm in the cake. 995 00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:44,620 Oh. 996 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,630 You're injured. 997 00:54:53,630 --> 00:54:57,030 Marco found out that I really wasn't into him 998 00:54:57,030 --> 00:54:59,970 and that I ultimately was protecting you. 999 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,470 And he did this to you? 1000 00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:03,470 No. 1001 00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:10,680 I just got my back waxed. 1002 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,080 Aah! 1003 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,710 Oh, that... that looks bad. 1004 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,820 I mean, it's... 1005 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:15,950 Oh. Aah! 1006 00:55:15,950 --> 00:55:18,020 Oh, it's really oozy. Ow. Okay. 1007 00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:19,290 Well, stop poking it! 1008 00:55:21,390 --> 00:55:23,060 Okay, well, we should take care of you 1009 00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:25,730 before the infection starts to take over. 1010 00:55:25,730 --> 00:55:27,230 Come on. 1011 00:55:27,230 --> 00:55:28,930 Ooh. 1012 00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:29,930 Aah! 1013 00:55:29,930 --> 00:55:30,930 Sorry. 1014 00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:33,500 Stop poking it, please. 1015 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:35,400 Okay. 1016 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,110 Ah, they're cute together 1017 00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:41,940 Yeah, well, I still want them to die. 1018 00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:44,110 Yeah. Duh! 1019 00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:53,450 Okay. 1020 00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:55,860 Marco won't find us in here. Come on. 1021 00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,990 I hope they get naked. 1022 00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:00,290 Come on! 1023 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,500 Oh. 1024 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:07,430 Night's falling. It's gonna get freezing. 1025 00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:13,610 You've got a fever. 1026 00:56:13,610 --> 00:56:14,910 Here. I'll check my bag 1027 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:15,940 for something for warmth. 1028 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:19,110 Thanks, Kantmiss. 1029 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,420 A Snuggie! 1030 00:56:36,630 --> 00:56:38,630 Ah. Mmm. 1031 00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,130 So warm and comfy. 1032 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,900 What? Huh? 1033 00:56:59,050 --> 00:57:01,390 You know... 1034 00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:03,860 I've had a crush on you for the longest time. 1035 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:09,160 I used to follow you home from school every day. 1036 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,330 Every day. 1037 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,530 And I remember when you got 1038 00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:17,600 your first dress-up dolly on your eighth birthday. 1039 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,810 And when you turned 12 1040 00:57:21,810 --> 00:57:23,540 and got your first period. 1041 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:28,650 I watched you shower every night, 1042 00:57:28,650 --> 00:57:30,480 and after you got out, 1043 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,850 I would pick through the drain and collect your hair. 1044 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:34,860 What? 1045 00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:41,190 You made a hair doll of me? 1046 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,860 Not just one. 1047 00:57:44,370 --> 00:57:45,170 Ohh. 1048 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:49,000 That's you and me, 1049 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,710 and those are our six kids. 1050 00:57:51,710 --> 00:57:53,210 And who's that? 1051 00:57:53,210 --> 00:57:55,680 That's our puppy, Alphie. 1052 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,210 Woof woof! 1053 00:57:58,210 --> 00:57:59,750 Woof! Eww. 1054 00:58:00,820 --> 00:58:02,980 She's the runt of the litter, 1055 00:58:02,990 --> 00:58:05,450 but we love her all the same. 1056 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,160 Ohh. 1057 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,920 Ah, you got a hairy chick, dude. 1058 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,900 I'm so hungry. 1059 00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:19,830 Poor baby. 1060 00:58:42,590 --> 00:58:44,320 Soup! What? 1061 00:58:44,330 --> 00:58:45,930 That'll definitely make you feel better. 1062 00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:48,860 Hmm? 1063 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,800 What? 1064 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,610 I...I think that they want us to be more romantic, 1065 00:59:04,610 --> 00:59:08,110 and, in return, they'll send us stuff to make you better. 1066 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,350 Sounds good to me. 1067 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,740 Sorry, Dale. 1068 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,580 What?! 1069 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:40,710 Really? 1070 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,750 Ooh. Oh, come on. 1071 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:45,350 Hey, who thinks they're gonna do it? 1072 00:59:45,350 --> 00:59:46,350 We do! We do! 1073 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,620 Screw you all! 1074 01:00:04,670 --> 01:00:05,670 What is it now? 1075 01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:09,110 All right! 1076 01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:11,240 Peter, I don't know if I can do this. 1077 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:14,750 Oh, my back. 1078 01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:18,690 I'm dying. 1079 01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:21,820 I don't know how much longer I can hang on. 1080 01:00:21,820 --> 01:00:23,490 All right. Let's... 1081 01:00:23,490 --> 01:00:24,760 give them what they want. 1082 01:00:40,110 --> 01:00:41,940 Fantastic. 1083 01:00:41,940 --> 01:00:42,980 True dat. 1084 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,280 Ow. Ow! 1085 01:00:51,290 --> 01:00:53,490 Can you not grab my butt so hard? 1086 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,620 I'm not touching your butt at all. 1087 01:00:57,630 --> 01:00:58,460 Ohh! 1088 01:00:58,460 --> 01:00:59,560 Do not be afraid. 1089 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,260 I am but a kindly old wizard. 1090 01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:03,760 Get your hand off my ass! 1091 01:01:03,770 --> 01:01:04,830 Right. Well... 1092 01:01:04,830 --> 01:01:05,630 let me explain. 1093 01:01:05,630 --> 01:01:07,930 You see, we were traveling. 1094 01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:09,000 We were on... 1095 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,170 We were on our way 1096 01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:12,710 to the Misty... 1097 01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,170 the Misty Mountains, yes. 1098 01:01:14,180 --> 01:01:16,510 And then we heard a moan 1099 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:18,280 coming from inside this cave, 1100 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,410 and fearing it to be a moan of distress 1101 01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:23,080 and being the good Samaritans that we are, 1102 01:01:23,090 --> 01:01:25,220 we came in here to help you. 1103 01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:26,350 Get out! 1104 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,420 Yes. Well. Okay. 1105 01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:35,560 I bid you adieu. 1106 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,200 Ooh. Ooh. 1107 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,480 Whoa! 1108 01:02:04,530 --> 01:02:07,260 Yeah, love it! I love it! Yeah! 1109 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:10,730 Not her first trip to the rodeo, eh? 1110 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:14,270 Oh, yeah! Oh, Kantmiss! 1111 01:02:14,270 --> 01:02:15,900 Yeah! Oh! 1112 01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:17,970 Wow! Whoa. 1113 01:02:17,970 --> 01:02:19,540 Ohh! Ohh! 1114 01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,140 Oh, Peter, yes! 1115 01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:23,780 Score! 1116 01:02:24,810 --> 01:02:26,580 Even I don't get to do that! 1117 01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:28,350 Oh, give me your hand. Oh, God. 1118 01:02:28,350 --> 01:02:29,350 Yes! 1119 01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:31,120 Ride the donkey. Yes! 1120 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,520 Ohh! Ohh! 1121 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,720 And it's even better in 3-D. 1122 01:02:39,430 --> 01:02:41,230 Ooh. Ooh. 1123 01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:50,770 Ooh. Ooh. 1124 01:03:12,660 --> 01:03:14,260 Thanks again for last night. 1125 01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:15,530 Now that you're better, 1126 01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:16,900 we have to go out there. 1127 01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:22,470 We have to kill Marco so we can both win the game and go home. 1128 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:25,810 I...I would, but... 1129 01:03:25,810 --> 01:03:28,210 I think the infection's starting to come back. 1130 01:03:28,210 --> 01:03:30,040 Don't push it! 1131 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:36,680 Where do you think you're going? 1132 01:03:36,690 --> 01:03:38,790 You can't go in there! 1133 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,380 Whoa! Did you...Ha! 1134 01:04:11,450 --> 01:04:12,890 He's right there. 1135 01:04:12,890 --> 01:04:14,590 When are they gonna kill each other already? 1136 01:04:14,590 --> 01:04:16,660 I'm getting bored. Me, too. 1137 01:04:24,370 --> 01:04:25,570 Aah! 1138 01:04:30,770 --> 01:04:32,570 It's time to end this once and for all. 1139 01:04:32,570 --> 01:04:34,110 Siri. 1140 01:04:34,110 --> 01:04:35,710 Dang! What you need now? 1141 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:37,580 Let's have a grand finale. 1142 01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:39,180 Send in the big guns. 1143 01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:00,000 Oh, shit. 1144 01:05:04,540 --> 01:05:07,140 I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe. 1145 01:05:08,210 --> 01:05:10,180 Hasta la vista, baby. 1146 01:05:11,310 --> 01:05:12,580 Yippie-ki-yay... 1147 01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:14,780 Oh. 1148 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:17,450 Damn it. I don't have a catchphrase. 1149 01:05:17,450 --> 01:05:21,190 Ha ha ha! I have so many of them. 1150 01:05:21,190 --> 01:05:22,320 I'll be back. 1151 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,190 You know what I mean, Chuck? 1152 01:05:24,190 --> 01:05:25,490 No. 1153 01:05:25,490 --> 01:05:27,190 Because I'm Chuck Norris, 1154 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,760 and catchphrases need me! 1155 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,300 Enh. 1156 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:32,630 Why don't you shut up, 1157 01:05:32,630 --> 01:05:35,070 you smarty-pants wisenheimer piece of shit?! 1158 01:05:35,070 --> 01:05:36,070 Let's just kill 'em. 1159 01:05:36,070 --> 01:05:37,240 Oh. 1160 01:05:38,870 --> 01:05:40,470 Ready! 1161 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:45,010 Aim. 1162 01:05:45,010 --> 01:05:46,250 Yes! 1163 01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:48,480 Yo, Adrian! 1164 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,620 Fire! 1165 01:06:04,870 --> 01:06:05,670 Gah! 1166 01:06:08,970 --> 01:06:09,970 Dale? 1167 01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:12,070 Dale? 1168 01:06:12,070 --> 01:06:13,870 What's going on with you and this guy? 1169 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,680 I'll talk to you about it later. 1170 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,040 I saw you kiss him. 1171 01:06:19,010 --> 01:06:21,410 I am in the middle of a death match. 1172 01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:22,620 Do you like him? 1173 01:06:22,620 --> 01:06:24,620 Dale, you are embarrassing me. 1174 01:06:24,620 --> 01:06:26,450 Go home. Nyah. 1175 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:28,550 No! If anyone should leave... 1176 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,790 he should. 1177 01:06:29,790 --> 01:06:33,360 Okay. Yeah. I-I'll leave. 1178 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,260 Now, Dale! Fine. 1179 01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:36,660 Fine! 1180 01:06:36,670 --> 01:06:40,200 But I'm changing my Facebook status to single. 1181 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:47,410 Sorry about that. 1182 01:06:47,410 --> 01:06:49,240 He's always been really clingy. 1183 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,280 That's cool. 1184 01:06:54,580 --> 01:06:55,820 Unbelievable. 1185 01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:58,080 What are you gonna do, Kantmiss? 1186 01:06:58,090 --> 01:07:00,550 You shoot and miss, lover boy here is dead. 1187 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,660 Yes! 1188 01:07:09,130 --> 01:07:10,160 No, no, no, no! 1189 01:07:18,370 --> 01:07:19,440 Huh? Huh? 1190 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,450 Yeah. 1191 01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:29,120 Yeah. 1192 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,320 Oh! Oh! 1193 01:07:36,490 --> 01:07:38,320 That'll work. 1194 01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:44,100 How about that, Cleaver? 1195 01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:48,270 Against all odds, they've done it. They've won. 1196 01:07:48,270 --> 01:07:49,570 Yay. 1197 01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:51,740 Whew! 1198 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,070 Peter, we won. 1199 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,280 We survived! 1200 01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:01,750 We're both going home. 1201 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,990 Attention, contestants. 1202 01:08:10,990 --> 01:08:14,490 There has been yet another rule change. 1203 01:08:20,740 --> 01:08:22,570 And if you're thinking what I'm thinking, 1204 01:08:22,570 --> 01:08:23,840 you're right. 1205 01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:27,140 There again can be only one winner. 1206 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:30,780 Good luck. 1207 01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:37,450 What if we don't give 'em the satisfaction? 1208 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,120 What if we both kill ourselves 1209 01:08:44,130 --> 01:08:46,160 and there are no victors? 1210 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,830 We'll ruin the Games, 1211 01:08:50,830 --> 01:08:53,570 and we'll show th-that the Capital, 1212 01:08:53,570 --> 01:08:55,100 they can't control us! 1213 01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:00,110 I found these poisonous berries in the woods. 1214 01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:03,980 W-We can eat them a-and die. 1215 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,450 Shit ain't personal, 1216 01:09:11,450 --> 01:09:14,250 strictly business, ya dig? 1217 01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:23,960 Whaah! Whoa! 1218 01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:30,500 Fuck me! 1219 01:09:38,010 --> 01:09:40,150 Best Starving Games ever! 1220 01:09:46,050 --> 01:09:47,950 It's a nice shot, Kantmiss. 1221 01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:50,320 What're you doing here? 1222 01:09:50,330 --> 01:09:51,560 I practically show up 1223 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:52,690 at the end of every movie. 1224 01:09:52,690 --> 01:09:55,030 Superhero movies, yeah, but... 1225 01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:57,360 Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 1226 01:09:57,370 --> 01:09:59,770 We could use some fresh, young blood. 1227 01:09:59,770 --> 01:10:01,700 I mean, shit! 1228 01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:04,270 Just how many sequels to "Iron Man," 1229 01:10:04,270 --> 01:10:07,470 "Thor" and "Captain America" can we make, right? 1230 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,610 And you're pretty handy with that bow and arrow. 1231 01:10:09,610 --> 01:10:11,580 Ahem! 1232 01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:13,210 Uh, Nick, the, uh, 1233 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:14,880 bow and arrow is sort of my thing. 1234 01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,920 Shut your ass, Hawkeye! 1235 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,150 You're lucky you even in the Avengers! 1236 01:10:19,150 --> 01:10:20,850 Yeah, but... And don't you think 1237 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:22,390 for one goddamn minute 1238 01:10:22,390 --> 01:10:24,860 that Marvel is gonna spin off your character! 1239 01:10:24,860 --> 01:10:27,360 "Hawkeye, colon, 1240 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,160 The Avenger Nobody Gives a Shit About," 1241 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:34,530 will definitely not be coming soon to a theater near you! 1242 01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:39,840 Burn! 1243 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,840 Burn. 1244 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:41,840 Ow. 1245 01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,740 Oh, stop being such a cherry! 1246 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,340 So what do you say, Kantmiss? 1247 01:10:45,350 --> 01:10:46,950 I'm in. 1248 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,450 But, um, I'm kind of hungry. 1249 01:10:50,450 --> 01:10:52,590 Do you mind if we get something to eat first? 1250 01:10:52,590 --> 01:10:54,520 Let's go get some shawarma. 1251 01:10:57,530 --> 01:10:59,230 Avengers assemble! 1252 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,490 Wait, don't step off those... 1253 01:11:07,170 --> 01:11:08,500 Oops. 1254 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,780 Oh! You know what that sound means? 1255 01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:20,380 Bob's Post-Game Bloopers. 1256 01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:24,580 Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1257 01:11:26,890 --> 01:11:27,890 Good. 1258 01:11:27,890 --> 01:11:29,390 Blooper reel. 1259 01:11:33,230 --> 01:11:34,030 Ohh. 1260 01:11:34,030 --> 01:11:36,430 Sorry. 1261 01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:43,740 Blooper reel! 1262 01:11:43,740 --> 01:11:45,300 Cutting! Yeah! 1263 01:11:46,610 --> 01:11:47,610 Oh. 1264 01:11:47,610 --> 01:11:49,480 And the wig is down. 1265 01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:51,080 Okay. I'm sorry. 1266 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,050 I gotta get more excited about you. 1267 01:11:53,050 --> 01:11:54,880 Let's do it. 1268 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:56,320 Touch my leg. 1269 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,320 Here we go. 1270 01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,320 Dude, stop. 1271 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,320 Prank, take one. 1272 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,290 Ohh! 1273 01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:05,020 Look at you! 1274 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:09,030 Dale, that's romantic and all. 1275 01:12:13,570 --> 01:12:15,900 Yes, why don't you give me a little dance? 1276 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,870 On the down, not the up. 1277 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:24,380 That's good. Now like a penguin. 1278 01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:29,680 That's the worst penguin I've ever seen. Do it again. 1279 01:12:31,090 --> 01:12:34,150 Do you like watching Pygmies? 1280 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,860 Oh, yeah. Oh. That looks good. 1281 01:12:36,860 --> 01:12:38,490 Look at that dripping. 1282 01:12:39,330 --> 01:12:40,830 I just got my back waxed. 1283 01:12:40,830 --> 01:12:42,700 I'm sorry. 1284 01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:44,130 Kick. Hah! 1285 01:12:45,570 --> 01:12:46,830 Sorry. 1286 01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:47,930 I kicked your ass. 1287 01:12:47,940 --> 01:12:49,200 No, that's fine. Don't... 1288 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,880 And this is my sidekick. 1289 01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,650 Mother pus. What'd I say? 1290 01:12:59,650 --> 01:13:00,710 With me. 1291 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,050 And this is... 1292 01:13:02,050 --> 01:13:03,550 Shh....my sidekick. 1293 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:04,520 And this is my sidekick. 1294 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:06,190 Yeah. That's funny. You got one line. 1295 01:13:12,290 --> 01:13:14,260 You do. 1296 01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:17,000 Ready? 1297 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,670 And I have another Tess Tickles. 1298 01:13:20,670 --> 01:13:22,100 I need to see a bi... 1299 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:24,100 No, it's not, "I need to see." 1300 01:13:24,110 --> 01:13:26,910 Stop hiding, and show me... 1301 01:13:26,910 --> 01:13:28,870 God damn it. 1302 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,110 I need a pair of Tess Tickles! 1303 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,280 Shit. 1304 01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,520 For bug zapper. 1305 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,050 Contact. 1306 01:13:38,050 --> 01:13:39,050 Contact. Contact. Contact. 1307 01:13:39,050 --> 01:13:40,390 Uh-oh. 1308 01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:43,160 Hold on. 1309 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,360 I'm sorry. 1310 01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:57,670 A partially eaten pickle. 1311 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,240 So happy Starving Games, 1312 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:05,440 and may the odds be never in your favor. 1313 01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:08,850 That is the worst pickle I've ever had. 1314 01:14:10,590 --> 01:14:13,550 We have to kill Marco and win the games. 1315 01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:14,720 Sorry. Ahh. Sorry. 1316 01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:17,060 We have to kill Marco so we can both go home 1317 01:14:17,060 --> 01:14:19,090 and win the ga... God damn it. Sorry. 1318 01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:36,810 Wow, that's amazing. 1319 01:14:38,210 --> 01:14:39,910 That is good. What is that? 1320 01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:41,450 It's a divine mixture 1321 01:14:41,450 --> 01:14:44,750 of fox blood and bear 1322 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:48,450 Delicious. Right? 1323 01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:50,090 Hey! 1324 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:57,600 Hey, Phil, stay down there 1325 01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,700 and put your finger in his mouth. 1326 01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:03,240 Okay. We're done. 1327 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:05,070 We're done with this. 1328 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,840 Blooper reel. 1329 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:10,840 Cutting! 1330 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,980 1331 01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:11,980 1332 01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:11,980 1333 01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:11,980 1334 01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:11,980 1335 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:22,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}鸡饿游戏 1336 00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:16,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我没抽到 1337 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我已年满18岁 1338 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:19,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}对我来说不用再游戏 1339 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呜 认命吧 1340 00:43:37,050 --> 00:43:38,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 动起来 1341 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 动起来 1342 00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:42,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 室内的人动起来 1343 00:43:42,430 --> 00:43:44,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 室内的人动起来 1344 00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:46,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这是室内摇滚的时间 1345 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这是室内摇滚的时间 1346 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这是室内摇滚的时间 1347 00:43:57,970 --> 00:43:59,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}摇起来 摇起来 1348 00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:00,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}感受摇动 随着心情变化 1349 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:03,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}圆圆 就像月亮满月 1350 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:05,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}继续保持 那个地方烧起来 1351 00:44:05,350 --> 00:44:06,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 感觉舒畅 1352 00:44:06,350 --> 00:44:08,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我喜欢它 令人惊叹 1353 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们努力接球 1354 00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:11,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}舞会 所以它不能错过的 1355 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:12,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的团队不会输的 1356 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}放开 为您表演 1357 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:16,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 动起来 1358 00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:20,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这时候 晃动的房子吗 1359 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这时候 摇滚 摇滚 摇滚 1360 00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:24,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这时候 晃动的房子吗 1361 00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:26,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这时候 晃动的房子吗 1362 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这时候 晃动的房子吗 1363 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,400 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 这时候 摇滚 摇滚 1364 00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:13,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀 加油 1365 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哦！哦！加油 1366 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}拉 啦啦啦 1367 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:13,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}请闭上你的眼睛 1368 00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:17,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你的生活是流失 1369 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:24,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是的 你会死的 1370 00:48:24,910 --> 00:48:27,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你的嘴会爬满蛆 1371 00:48:30,610 --> 00:48:33,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}可不可检查一下 1372 00:48:33,550 --> 00:48:39,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}蛆都跑出来了 1373 00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:35,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}巴拉巴拉 1374 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}巴拉 巴拉 1375 01:01:43,210 --> 01:01:45,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 宝贝 1376 01:01:45,610 --> 01:01:49,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你知道吗 我们怎么办 1377 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是做爱的时间 1378 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:53,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}只有我和你 1379 01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:54,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}只有我和你 1380 01:01:54,850 --> 01:01:57,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 宝贝 1381 01:01:57,150 --> 01:01:58,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你知道 我们来到了什么办 1382 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:03,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}喔 凯米丝 这是做爱的时间 1383 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}只有我和你 喜欢吗 1384 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因为现在你在这里 1385 01:02:38,290 --> 01:02:39,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我就要去了... 1386 01:02:41,230 --> 01:02:43,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 宝贝 呀 1387 01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:45,870 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}十二区！你知道我们要做什么 1388 01:02:45,870 --> 01:02:49,740 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这就是它！这是做爱的时间 1389 01:02:50,770 --> 01:02:52,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}只有我和你 啊 1390 01:02:52,410 --> 01:02:54,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇哦 哇 1391 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:22,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1392 01:11:22,350 --> 01:11:23,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1393 01:11:24,590 --> 01:11:25,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来... 1394 01:11:29,390 --> 01:11:31,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 室内的人动起来 1395 01:11:31,990 --> 01:11:33,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}室内的人动起来... 1396 01:11:36,430 --> 01:11:38,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}室内的人动起来 动起来... 1397 01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:46,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 室内的人动起来... 1398 01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}蹦恰恰 蹦恰恰 1399 01:12:17,010 --> 01:12:18,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}蹦恰恰 蹦恰恰 1400 01:12:18,270 --> 01:12:19,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没跟上节拍 1401 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}蹦 恰 蹦 恰 1402 01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}蹦 恰 蹦 恰 1403 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:27,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}蹦 恰 蹦 恰 1404 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}蹦 恰 蹦 恰 1405 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}室内的人动起来... 1406 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}室内的人动起来 1407 01:13:44,690 --> 01:13:46,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 现在是摇滚时间 摇滚 摇滚 1408 01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:48,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 室内的人动起来 1409 01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:50,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 室内的人动起来 1410 01:13:52,370 --> 01:13:54,730 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 现在是摇滚时间... 1411 01:14:19,090 --> 01:14:20,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1412 01:14:20,930 --> 01:14:22,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1413 01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:25,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 现在是摇滚时间 摇滚 摇滚... 1414 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1415 01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:30,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1416 01:14:30,670 --> 01:14:32,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1417 01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:12,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1418 01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:14,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 动起来 动起来 1419 01:15:14,150 --> 01:15:15,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}动起来 1420 01:15:15,510 --> 01:15:17,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&} 1421 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗨 凯米丝！ 1422 00:00:58,530 --> 00:01:01,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的伟大 和强大的 1423 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 1424 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:04,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}德尔！ 1425 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}只是想 给你个惊喜 1426 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:06,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你让我错失了我的猎物 1427 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:08,370 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗷 1428 00:01:08,370 --> 00:01:10,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}狗杂种！我的背啊！ 1429 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:19,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看看我得到了什么 1430 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:21,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那玩意是真的吗？ 1431 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！想想看！ 1432 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:25,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是块令人作呕的面包！ 1433 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:27,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看着你 1434 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:30,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 1435 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:32,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你知道... 1436 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们可以离开这里 1437 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们可以找到别的地方住 1438 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}像在哪里？ 1439 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}任何地方 只要比这地方好就行 1440 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}达尔富尔 叙利亚 1441 00:01:44,610 --> 00:01:45,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}纽泽西州 1442 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:49,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}德尔 那真的很浪漫并且... 1443 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:53,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但我没办法离开我的妹妹 1444 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:54,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我也不能离开 1445 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:58,920 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}亲爱的年老奶奶等着我照顾她 1446 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:04,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}天啊 我永远没有我自己的孩子 1447 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的意思是你如何养育一个孩子 1448 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在这一个他监看着的地方 1449 00:02:07,630 --> 00:02:11,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}人间各种悲剧 然后转眼忘记 1450 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}最为变态的一种娱乐 1451 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:15,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}"饥饿游戏" 1452 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}成年礼和怀孕 1453 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:18,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}早安 1454 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:20,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}十二区的饥饿公民们 1455 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}今天的新闻是 我们仍然没有食物 1456 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:24,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}天气跟大便一样糟 1457 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:25,880 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 还有别忘了 1458 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}今天是抽签仪式 1459 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:30,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因此各位家长请把你们心爱的孩子带来 1460 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}广场 来一次死亡乐透 1461 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:34,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谢谢 1462 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:39,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我听说有些孩子 太害怕 1463 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}被选上 1464 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}所以试着采取一些丧失资格的手段 1465 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}造成伤害或自残 1466 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那只是个传说吧 1467 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:53,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呃！ 1468 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:06,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}排好队 1469 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 别这样 贱人 1470 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,540 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因此事实 1471 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你的行动特权 已经没有了 1472 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}回去排队 1473 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}回去排队 1474 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗜血的家伙 1475 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哎 别说话 1476 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}继续前进 1477 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我得去找我的妹妹 1478 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:38,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}祝你好运 1479 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:45,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}普吐尼亚 凯米丝 1480 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:48,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 老妈 1481 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我好害怕 凯米丝 人家怕怕 1482 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:57,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 嘿 不要怕 我给你带来这个 1483 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:01,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是最勇敢的鸟 上面还有... 1484 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:02,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}一只鸡 1485 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}当你带着它 没什么不好的事会发生在你身上 1486 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘘嘘 不 不要哭了 1487 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:09,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你会没事的 好吗 1488 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我保证 1489 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}继续前进 1490 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:27,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}排好队！ 1491 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:30,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}男左女右！ 1492 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:39,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}欢迎来到第75届 饥饿游戏 1493 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哦！哦！ 1494 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 哦！ 1495 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:53,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那是 我的香肠！ 1496 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:57,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}从我们尊敬的领袖传来一段视讯 1497 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,870 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}雪球总统 1498 00:05:03,910 --> 00:05:06,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他曾经杀死他的老母... 1499 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因为她忘了切掉三明治外面面包的皮 1500 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:16,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他唯一的脸书好朋友 是梅尔·吉布逊 1501 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:19,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他有一个自己的部落格 1502 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:21,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在上面泄漏电影的结局 1503 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:24,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}上面没有声明"狗仔警告" 1504 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:26,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 他就是... 1505 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:29,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}世界上最可怕的人 1506 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:33,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我不是很喜欢啤酒的 1507 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:36,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但是如果我想要 我选择特雷斯·一块死 1508 00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:41,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}味道有点像尿一样 1509 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:42,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 1510 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}每一年 我都会让你们观看此视讯 1511 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因为 你都是傻瓜 1512 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:53,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}人们忘记在过去 1513 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}狗屎真的击中了风扇 1514 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:59,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}组织太大了 并且人们开始失去信心 1515 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:04,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他们静坐罢工 聚众闹事 1516 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你选出女神卡卡作为总统 1517 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:08,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}和她的竞选搭档 妮奇·米娜 1518 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这就是为什么我们穿 这些稀奇古怪的衣服吧 1519 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}和怪异的发型 1520 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:15,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}后来我接手 1521 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}把国家分成各区域 1522 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}所以那些愚蠢的行为 永远不会再发生 1523 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 1524 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}已经证明 民主没有用 1525 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在这里以我的第六感来看 1526 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:29,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}保证所有的自由意志都不见 1527 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:31,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}别再把那丑陋的头像放上去 1528 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:43,740 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是的 自从那后导致我们今天的情况 1529 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:46,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}只是为了证明我是一个很屌的人 1530 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:48,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们是如此无能为力 1531 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}自从看过 阿弱的"过关斩将" 1532 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}和日本变态片"大逃杀" 1533 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:55,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我想出了 饥饿游戏 1534 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:57,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}从各地区挑选两个孩子 1535 00:06:57,490 --> 00:07:00,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}玩死亡游戏 只有一个幸存者 1536 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:02,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}赢家能获得丰富奖金 1537 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}包括一只老火腿... 1538 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,730 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我超爱老火腿 1539 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:09,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凭此券到地铁速食店 1540 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:11,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}购买任何东西可以打六折 1541 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}和... 1542 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:17,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}一个被吃过一部份的酸黄瓜 1543 00:07:17,410 --> 00:07:19,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}最后祝玩 饥饿游戏愉快 1544 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:23,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}祝你永远好运 1545 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}雪球总统出品 1546 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:35,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在开始选出参加者！咳咳 1547 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:55,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}休·基努斯 1548 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:57,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 1549 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不在吗 嗯 好的 1550 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:01,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我再重抽一个 嘿 1551 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:05,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}菲尔·穆特斯 (谐音似塞满女性器官) 1552 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:10,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}请上来菲尔·穆特斯 1553 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}叮·狗柏瑞 (音似性无能) 1554 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看看身后 1555 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}四处找一下 叮·狗柏瑞 1556 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:34,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是全国直播！ 1557 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:36,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们不要笑的太早 1558 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,920 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}当你们当中两个被抽出并丢进屠宰场 1559 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你就隔屁了 1560 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}咳咳 1561 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没关系 1562 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}普吐尼亚·艾薇莎特 1563 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好喔！ 1564 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太棒！太棒！ 1565 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}老娘没抽到 1566 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好喔！ 1567 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:15,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呼！喔！呀！ 1568 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}喔！来吧！给我来个 1569 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,730 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 再来一次 哦！噢 1570 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但是我被选中 1571 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}普吐尼亚 我很抱歉 1572 00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:47,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}普吐尼亚 不 这不公平 1573 00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:49,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不要给我可怜小狗的眼神 1574 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:57,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我自愿！ 1575 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 1576 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我自愿参加饥饿游戏！ 1577 00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:02,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谢谢 我的大姐姐啊 1578 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:04,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！如果你不能活着回来 1579 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,310 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我可以吃掉您的宠物仓鼠吗？ 1580 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,310 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 1581 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:13,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}来吧 亲爱的 1582 00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:20,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在 让我们挑一个男孩加入你的队伍 1583 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我也自愿！ 1584 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谁说的 1585 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是我 1586 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我是彼得·马拉鸡 1587 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:29,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 1588 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 凯米丝 1589 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我自告奋勇 因为我喜欢你 1590 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}非常喜欢 我很抱歉 1591 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我认识你吗 1592 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯... 1593 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:49,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我 我是面包师的儿子 1594 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}有一次 你饿的时候我给你面包 1595 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:53,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我想起 1596 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你给我一个核桃面包 1597 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:56,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 1598 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}对啊 1599 00:10:58,030 --> 00:10:59,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}老娘对坚果严重过敏 1600 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我差点死了 1601 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们的参赛者发言！ 1602 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:24,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}而且不要忘了转台看 饥饿游戏 1603 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:28,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}唐顿修道院 影集终后就是 1604 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:29,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们不能说再见吗 1605 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}当然可以 亲爱的 1606 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:33,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}中央政府还是有点人性的 1607 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你有9秒的时间 1608 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}普吐尼亚！凯米丝！ 1609 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不要担心 你跟妈妈在一起就可以放心了 1610 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不知彼得到底在想什么 1611 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 1612 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的意思是 他像一个白痴对不对 1613 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你觉得他能帮什么忙吗 1614 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呃... 1615 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}时间到了！ 1616 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}德尔！是吗 1617 00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:06,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}答应我 你会照顾普吐尼亚！ 1618 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我会的 凯米丝 1619 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我保证 1620 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}等一下！ 1621 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}待会见 1622 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:17,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}脑残 1623 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}耐吉的标志 1624 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是的 我开始在 1625 00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:35,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的脸上卖广告空间 1626 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:37,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你愿意卖自己 跟妓女一样 1627 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是我让你当上头不程式员的主要因素 1628 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谢谢你 总统先生 1629 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们的大电视节目秀怎样了 1630 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太棒了 爱吸顿·酷鸡取代叉你辛 1631 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没有人在意给份狗屎的 1632 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:50,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}饥饿游戏 1633 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那将是一个超棒的演出 1634 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:53,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们有一些 非常有趣的参赛者 1635 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}12区有2名自愿者 1636 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}自愿者 1637 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}笑得我尿失禁 1638 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:01,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因为你把它制订成法律 1639 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}说如果有谁不看竞赛的话会被公开打鞭 1640 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们期待 创高收视率 1641 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}经过去年的当机 1642 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我真的别无选择 1643 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:11,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}名人一起饥饿游戏 是一个很烂的主意 1644 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没有人会参加的 1645 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因为欧普拉会吃掉其他选手 1646 00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:20,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我希望这个游戏结束能功德圆满 1647 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:21,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我不想 有一些败笔 1648 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:24,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}从一个贫穷的地区 参加游戏 并煽动群众 1649 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她的射箭技能 和她的黑色的头发 1650 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}辫子塑造成一个注册商标 1651 00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:31,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}鼓舞人心的反抗 不仅将颠覆我的统治 1652 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}同样也产生一个成功的 1653 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}重量级的反动炸弹 1654 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:39,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！ 1655 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我可能需要 一个新的园丁 1656 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我是史丹利·西舍曼 这里是 1657 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}饥饿游戏 前秀 ! 1658 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}明天 游戏就要开始 1659 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:02,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但今晚 我们要与参赛者会面 1660 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你会一个个认识他们 1661 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}听听背后感人的故事 1662 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们会使用大量编辑过的 1663 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}家庭录影带 悲惨的见证来感动你们 1664 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:13,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}当你们开始对他们有所感动 1665 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们会把他们送去恐怖的大屠杀 1666 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们见一下我们第一个参赛者 1667 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}按照区域从第一个区开始 1668 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:24,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他很有希望能赢得这场比赛 1669 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他是金发细腰的 1670 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:29,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他是年轻的雅利安人的化身 1671 00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:32,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他就是马尔科！ 1672 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀！ 1673 00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:43,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊啊！呀！ 1674 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你好 帅哥 1675 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}和我们谈谈你自己 1676 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我来自一区 这是一个主要的区 1677 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:53,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你是谁 1678 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:54,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我是辛纳蒙 1679 00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:56,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你的发型师 1680 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你还行吗 1681 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,440 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我很害怕 1682 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我不想死 1683 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊 我来告诉你 1684 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我相信你 1685 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:05,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你能赢 1686 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:06,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我看过你的记录 1687 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你比他们都要聪明和狡猾 1688 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}真的吗你觉得 我会赢吗 1689 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是的 帕特丽夏 1690 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:15,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我就知道 1691 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谁是帕特丽夏 1692 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你不是从三区来的女孩 1693 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 我来至十二区 1694 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你知道 这完全正常的 1695 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你看起来很坚强 1696 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在从12区来的彼得 马拉鸡 1697 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}彼得和我们聊一聊 1698 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:50,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在你生命中有没有比较特别的人呢 1699 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 1700 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是有一个 1701 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是啊 跟我们说说 1702 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 1703 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:03,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 告诉我们 1704 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,370 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那人也在现场 1705 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:08,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那人同样... 1706 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,370 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}也在游戏里吗 1707 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:11,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在游戏跟你再一起吗 1708 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢哇 噢哇 1709 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那继续 1710 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}怎么讲... 1711 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他是我一直在等候的人 1712 00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:26,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}可以多相处的 1713 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你这狗杂种 1714 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}所以... 1715 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}身材高大 1716 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}美丽的大眼睛 1717 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}身材火辣的冒烟 但是... 1718 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你知道吗 比什么都重要的是 1719 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这个人有很多的爱心 1720 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢哇 噢哇 1721 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 你一定要告诉我们是谁呢 1722 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他就是马尔科！ 1723 00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我吗 1724 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:55,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 1725 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:56,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}咦 咦 1726 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们以掌声谢谢彼得 1727 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你这个小混蛋！ 1728 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我会一脚踩爆你的小菊花！ 1729 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哎呀 1730 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你说的是怎么一回事呢 1731 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:17,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这就是所谓的 建立联盟 1732 00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:21,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你没看过"幸存者" 或"老大哥" 1733 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:23,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！什么 1734 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:26,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你最近什么时候修剪你的脚趾甲 1735 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 1736 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:35,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在请我们最后的参赛者 1737 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}从十二区来的 1738 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,730 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝·艾薇莎特 1739 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:40,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}喔！ 1740 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们来看看 1741 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝是世界上最好的大姐姐 1742 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她照顾我 她养我 给我衣服 1743 00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:50,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她读书给我听 1744 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}自从爸爸去世后 1745 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:58,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}妈妈变得神智不清 1746 00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:02,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但是并不阻止 我们三个寻找快乐 1747 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,920 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}从第一次 我看到凯米丝 我就知道 1748 00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:11,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我就知道她是我生命中的那个人 1749 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她不得了 1750 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她是一个真正的淑女 1751 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,440 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 天啊 1752 00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:29,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哦 我的天啊 1753 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哦！ 1754 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:34,820 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是不是 刚刚很感人 1755 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢哇 噢哇 1756 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们请她出来好吗 1757 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝·艾薇莎特！ 1758 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,400 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝 这礼服真是漂亮 1759 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}给我们一点旋转 1760 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 继续 1761 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不要害羞 1762 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:11,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}非常好 1763 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 1764 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇 我听懂了是点火 1765 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}旋转礼服会烧起来 1766 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}火焰 1767 00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:29,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哦！ 1768 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我的天啊 哦 1769 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 啊哈！ 1770 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们为什么还在鼓掌 你们这些笨蛋 1771 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:37,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 1772 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我烧起来了！我烧起来了！ 1773 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们谢谢凯米丝 火焰的女孩！ 1774 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊！着火了！ 1775 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}着火了！它烧起来了！ 1776 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:48,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我烧起来了！ 1777 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}早安 体育粉丝们 1778 00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:54,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}欢迎来到75届 饥饿游戏 1779 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我是主持人鲍伯·嗨洛克 1780 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}与我的搭档 1781 00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:00,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}毒舌评论员 克利弗·威廉姆斯 (大砍刀) 1782 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:01,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}砍刀 你好 1783 00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:03,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}今天的比赛感到兴奋吗 1784 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,310 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太棒了 1785 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}克利弗是过去游戏的赢家 1786 00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:11,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}事实上砍刀你为什么不告诉大家 1787 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在各区观看得大家 1788 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:15,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你是怎么得到 那可爱的的绰号 1789 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我用砍刀 杀掉每一人 1790 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:23,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}仍然宝刀未老 1791 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你好 西丽 1792 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你好 萨乐卡 1793 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}最近好吗 1794 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不怎好 1795 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:35,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不错 1796 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好的 看来参赛者 1797 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}已经到现场了 1798 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}西丽 镜头切换到现场 1799 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:58,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}祷告吧 小子 因为你已经死了 1800 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}倒数开始 1801 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:06,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}30... 1802 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}29... 1803 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:10,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 天啊 28... 1804 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}27... 1805 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,440 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 1806 00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:16,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}26... 1807 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}25... 1808 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:22,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}24... 1809 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}23... 1810 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:29,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}21... 1811 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:30,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在这点是非常重要的 1812 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}要求参赛者 不要动 1813 00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:34,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}数到零之前银圈不会关闭 1814 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}否则会被蹦 蹦 1815 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:40,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}场上装满炸药 1816 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不需要提醒我 1817 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:44,540 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我偷跑太早 以至现在不能嗯嗯与啦啦 1818 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,540 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看看示范 1819 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}13... 1820 00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:52,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}12... 1821 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}11...咦 1822 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们在这里干什么 1823 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们被邀请来的 1824 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}举行开幕仪式 1825 00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:04,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这就是屠宰场 1826 00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:07,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 你应该找第二现场 1827 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:11,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 谢谢 谢谢 1828 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哎呀 不错 1829 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇！这是什么方法 开始游戏！ 1830 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:26,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}10... 1831 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:28,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}9... 1832 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:31,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}8... 1833 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:34,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}7... 1834 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}6... 1835 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}5... 1836 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:41,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}4... 1837 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}3... 1838 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,870 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}2... 1839 00:22:46,870 --> 00:22:48,370 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}1... 1840 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}西丽 更血腥些 1841 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 1842 00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:15,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这样好多 1843 00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:32,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哦！ 1844 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是马尔科！呀！ 1845 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:54,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}放手！ 1846 00:23:54,110 --> 00:23:55,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我先来的！ 1847 00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊！现在把它给我！ 1848 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我不会轻易放手的 1849 00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:01,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你背后中镖！ 1850 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:03,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我没事！ 1851 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 1852 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,920 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没事 1853 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没事 1854 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这样没事 你不放手 1855 00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:15,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我要这个背包！ 1856 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我要这个背包！ 1857 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:30,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我要它 它是我的！ 1858 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我不会轻易放手！ 1859 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那是我的背包！ 1860 00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那是什么声音 1861 00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:49,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}大炮的声音 他们发射的 1862 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}每当有人死了 他们就发射一发 1863 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}很好 看来我的胜算 1864 00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}对我来说多一些 1865 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的蛋蛋！ 1866 00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:01,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！看来很痛 1867 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,310 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们来看看慢动作重播 1868 00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:05,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的蛋蛋！ 1869 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的蛋蛋！ 1870 00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:10,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的蛋蛋！ 1871 00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:13,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的蛋蛋 1872 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:16,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的蛋蛋 我 我的蛋 1873 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的蛋 1874 00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:21,820 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的蛋！ 1875 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这样会让我起笑 鲍伯 1876 00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:53,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}离我远点！ 1877 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:10,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇！ 1878 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这个女孩是谁 1879 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:14,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她来自什么区 1880 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:17,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我站在杂碎的十二区 1881 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:21,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那里的人们 不敢相信 彼得和凯米丝的 1882 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}可以存活过开幕式 1883 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你可以看到大家都兴奋高亢 1884 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}很长一段时间这个区域都没有赢过 1885 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀！啊！ 1886 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}加油 凯米丝！喔！ 1887 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是我的马子！ 1888 00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:36,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是我的马子！ 1889 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:38,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀！ 1890 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}转回转播台 1891 00:26:40,170 --> 00:26:41,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我上电视了！ 1892 00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:43,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谢谢 史丹利 1893 00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,440 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在比数如何 砍刀 1894 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:49,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}很多人已死 1895 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}尽管如此 还有很多人活着 1896 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我突然眼睛一亮 1897 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:56,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 看来凯米丝的以他的方式 1898 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}来到屠宰场的边缘 1899 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:02,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}西丽 让她慢下来 1900 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢 1901 00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:12,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在 让我们的凯米丝 回到场中央 1902 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:13,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呼啦！ 1903 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}释放惊心动魄的音效 1904 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:18,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 1905 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:51,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 1906 00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:11,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你想要玩玩那就来 1907 00:28:11,830 --> 00:28:13,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}西丽 1908 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}耶 你需要什么 1909 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}以最新的攻击她 1910 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:16,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}用我们最先进武器 1911 00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:23,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}喔 哈！ 1912 00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:24,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢 该死！ 1913 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:28,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀！嘻嘻！ 1914 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘻嘻！ 1915 00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:00,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 1916 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}怎么怎么 1917 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}很高兴看到我柳丁吗 1918 00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:05,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 嘿 嘿！ 1919 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:07,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}当你以一个黄色眼神你会得到什么 1920 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:09,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}昆汀·塔沦落 (色情片导演) 1921 00:29:09,590 --> 00:29:11,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}"色情小说"你会得到什么呢 1922 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,920 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}果浆 1923 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 凯米丝 1924 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我最后一次见到小笼包 1925 00:29:16,830 --> 00:29:18,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是我看到一对金橘的时候 1926 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 1927 00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:29,400 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}加油 凯米丝！ 1928 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:32,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 1929 00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:35,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她肯定会说"哟"对不起踢爆你屁股！ 1930 00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:37,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你 你 闭嘴 西丽 你闭嘴！ 1931 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:38,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}妈的 不要恨 玩家 1932 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:40,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你 恨这游戏！ 1933 00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:44,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇！我从来没有见过 有人这样做 1934 00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:46,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她坏蛋 1935 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:47,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我顶 1936 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我想起了跟自己一点点像 1937 00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在我有过多的情绪前 我要停下来 1938 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:53,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}尝尝老娘的屁！ 1939 00:29:58,370 --> 00:29:59,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你认为你很神勇吗 1940 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:02,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看看你能不能搞定这 贱人！ 1941 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 朋友们 加油！我们走这条路！ 1942 00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:26,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}来吧 快点！ 1943 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}走吧！ 1944 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}当我发现她的时候 她就是我的 1945 00:30:57,790 --> 00:31:00,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她肯定在这里的某个地方 1946 00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:11,310 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你确定凯米丝 走这条路 1947 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:12,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 我知道 1948 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你怎么能这么肯定 我们可以信任你吗 1949 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的意思是 你是自愿参加这游戏的 1950 00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:18,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}只是为了接近凯米丝的 1951 00:31:18,450 --> 00:31:19,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 1952 00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:22,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的意思是 也许一开始是 1953 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但我不再喜欢她了 1954 00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:26,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}真的吗 1955 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 你知道 1956 00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}早在12区时 1957 00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:32,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她的作为相当是妓女 1958 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:33,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊 1959 00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:37,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她在那里 1960 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 1961 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}做得好 彼得 1962 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谢谢 1963 00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:43,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我会打爆她的肠子 1964 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这个小公主 全部是我的 1965 00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:52,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊！ 1966 00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:58,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝在那！ 1967 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:00,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我们会杀了你 1968 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,820 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在我们吃 我们的美味佳肴 1969 00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:04,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}咦 1970 00:32:09,730 --> 00:32:11,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你怎么能 与他们搅和在一起 1971 00:32:11,670 --> 00:32:14,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我不知道 1972 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我... 1973 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}真的很喜欢他们 1974 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他们太酷了 而广受欢迎 1975 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的意思是 我是高中的艾薇俱乐部 1976 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我从来没有机会与痞子们一起玩 1977 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 跟我们在一起 1978 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:29,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太好了 1979 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 哦 1980 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:34,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 他们说 他们希望 跟我一起去舞会 1981 00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:36,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们要去租一辆豪华轿车 和一切东西 1982 00:32:36,530 --> 00:32:37,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是不是真棒 1983 00:32:37,590 --> 00:32:39,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}彼得 他们只是利用你 1984 00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:43,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在饥饿游戏只能有一个赢家 1985 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,870 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好的 1986 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:52,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}很好 凯米丝 游戏就要结束 1987 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}格老木 你上 1988 00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:00,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}喔呼呼！ 1989 00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:05,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！看样子这里有一个溜鸟侠 1990 00:33:05,690 --> 00:33:07,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}每一场比赛都会发生 1991 00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:10,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}鬼叫 雅虎 1992 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}快滚 贱人 快滚！ 1993 00:33:20,770 --> 00:33:22,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}回来 回来 1994 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:26,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}给我... 1995 00:33:37,790 --> 00:33:40,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}刺得好 嗯 1996 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:41,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他这样投 1997 00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:42,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}然后 它这样回 1998 00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:43,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}事实上 砍刀 1999 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}今天绝对是 2000 00:33:44,630 --> 00:33:47,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}屠宰日！ 2001 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:48,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}屠宰日！ 2002 00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:51,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}屠宰日 屠宰日！ 2003 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}自由屠宰日 2004 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}赌命保险赞助播出 2005 00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:56,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因为生命是宝贵的... 2006 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}赌命 赌命 2007 00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:02,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们要怎样玩死她 2008 00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:05,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}咳咳 2009 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呃... 2010 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}为什么不要我们先离开 2011 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,820 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 去杀死 其他一些孩子 2012 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:12,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}稍后再回来吗 2013 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们会等着你的 2014 00:34:13,090 --> 00:34:14,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她迟早会下来的 2015 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太恶了 2016 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 2017 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘘 2018 00:35:09,410 --> 00:35:10,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2019 00:35:13,050 --> 00:35:15,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}有蜂巢砸在他们的头上 2020 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:17,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 嘘 嘘 2021 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这些都是守卫兵蜂 2022 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:32,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}被叮到会产生严重的幻觉 2023 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:33,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}或隔屁 2024 00:35:35,740 --> 00:35:37,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！ 2025 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:46,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗷！嗷！ 2026 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！我的屁股！啊！ 2027 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:50,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我想我刚刚吞下一只！ 2028 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇 2029 00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2030 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇 哦 2031 00:36:05,470 --> 00:36:07,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 2032 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,540 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我的天哦！ 2033 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哦 2034 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}喔 2035 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2036 00:36:23,490 --> 00:36:25,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不会吧 2037 00:36:25,590 --> 00:36:28,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}两道彩虹 2038 00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:31,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呜！ 2039 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}两道彩虹！哈！ 2040 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:35,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2041 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:38,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}它开始看起来 2042 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}像四道彩虹！ 2043 00:36:42,670 --> 00:36:47,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我的...天啊！ 2044 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没错！没错！ 2045 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈哈！ 2046 00:36:52,850 --> 00:36:55,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 彩虹的味道 2047 00:37:05,730 --> 00:37:07,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2048 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:09,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哦 2049 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哇 2050 00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:14,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我的 2051 00:37:14,470 --> 00:37:15,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那是... 2052 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2053 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不要有突然的大动作 2054 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:27,880 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}怎么了 2055 00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:32,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我从来没有 看过这情况发生 2056 00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:36,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}它们是什么 2057 00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:38,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}灵魂保护者 2058 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}灵魂保护者！ 2059 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:42,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊！哦 我的天！搞定他们！搞定他们！ 2060 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}搞定他们！搞定他们！ 2061 00:37:43,570 --> 00:37:45,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们别想 带走我的灵魂！ 2062 00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:56,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！为什么呢 2063 00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你头顶有一个 2064 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 不 不 不 2065 00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:10,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢 2066 00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:13,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我觉得 我全部搞定他们 2067 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:17,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}灵魂保护者持有 所有我们古老的祖先亡灵 2068 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:19,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那是我妹妹 2069 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的奶奶 2070 00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,400 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}和我喝醉的希拉阿姨 2071 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哎呀 2072 00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:27,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你是谁 2073 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们是一个值得骄傲的古代人 2074 00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:32,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}由詹姆斯·卡麦隆创建 2075 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我是世界之王！ 2076 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看这里 2077 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:45,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}给我你的发辫 2078 00:38:45,030 --> 00:38:46,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}把尾端联结一起就可做爱 2079 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}纳美人的格调 2080 00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:50,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好啊 2081 00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2082 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 2083 00:39:02,350 --> 00:39:04,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 是的 2084 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝 2085 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝！ 2086 00:39:10,290 --> 00:39:11,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝！ 2087 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝！ 2088 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是 2089 00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:17,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝！凯米丝！ 2090 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝！ 2091 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}难道你想跟我交配 2092 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么没有！ 2093 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:26,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 不 不 不 嗯... 2094 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我认为我 只是产生幻觉 2095 00:39:28,270 --> 00:39:31,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你最好不要 我只有12岁 (未成年) 2096 00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:35,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}依我所见 如果我们要生存 2097 00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:37,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们应该协力工作 2098 00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:39,880 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}万一我们都活到最后 2099 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我会毫不犹豫 2100 00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:44,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在这场比赛 杀人或被杀 2101 00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:46,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我会不考虑杀了你 2102 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}杀死了 完美的结尾 2103 00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}妈的不就是个人 2104 00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:54,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}买卖就是买卖 你懂吗 2105 00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:57,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 我也是这么想的 2106 00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:58,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我可以生一堆火 2107 00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:01,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}把马尔科 和他的同志引到空地 2108 00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:03,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}如果你发现弓和箭 2109 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:04,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你就可以解决他们 2110 00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:07,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是的这是个伟大的想法 2111 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:09,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}马尔科绝对想不到 2112 00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:11,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}喂 2113 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:12,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我就在这里 2114 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:15,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}快跑！快跑！ 2115 00:40:25,030 --> 00:40:26,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}抓住她！ 2116 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}妈的 2117 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:47,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}最后会寡不敌众 2118 00:40:55,490 --> 00:40:57,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我该怎么办 我该怎么办 2119 00:40:57,690 --> 00:40:59,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}仔细想想 凯米丝 仔细想想 2120 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}痔疮的重击 2121 00:41:10,810 --> 00:41:14,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}迅速重踢他的后庭 使他痛不欲生 2122 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}重击！ 2123 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:23,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}低晃的蛋蛋 爆破它 2124 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:26,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}用最简单出击打球 2125 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:40,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}矬蛋的金属牙齿矫正器 2126 00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:45,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}抓起橡皮筋 反弹头骨 2127 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:54,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}严重的痘痘 2128 00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:57,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 2129 00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:59,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}专用外用粉刺霜膏 2130 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:12,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}精虫充脑的宅男孩 2131 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}运用天然木兰飞弹解决 2132 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让你来爽一下 2133 00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:20,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你太辣了 2134 00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:33,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}重击！ 2135 00:42:45,770 --> 00:42:46,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘻 2136 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你准备好去死吗 2137 00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:08,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这不是真的！ 2138 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的意思是 还有一线希望 2139 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:11,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我能坚持撑到续集 2140 00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:12,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}咦 咦 2141 00:43:18,870 --> 00:43:20,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯！ 2142 00:43:20,270 --> 00:43:23,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧！我们知道那哨音表示什么 2143 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,370 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}中场休息 2144 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊 太可惜 2145 00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:31,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我想看她被杀 2146 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}中场休息 2147 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}饥饿游戏 啦啦队出场 2148 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}威尔刚赞助播出 2149 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 我喜欢它 西丽 但它不是 2150 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}它不是激凸舞 2151 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}别担心 嘘 我成全你 2152 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:57,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}更情色 更激凸来了 2153 00:44:30,410 --> 00:44:33,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝 上半场很惊险 2154 00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:34,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}请告诉我们 你现在想什么 2155 00:44:34,910 --> 00:44:38,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}首先 我想 感谢我的主 救世主耶稣基督 2156 00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:44,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 我想 如何获胜 史丹利 2157 00:44:44,090 --> 00:44:45,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我只想赢得比赛 2158 00:44:48,190 --> 00:44:49,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}鲍伯 2159 00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:51,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}史丹利你听懂了 凯米丝的意思了吗 2160 00:44:51,830 --> 00:44:54,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}已意识到她创造的狂热吗 2161 00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:55,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我不这么认为 鲍伯 2162 00:44:55,330 --> 00:44:56,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她很激励人心的 2163 00:44:57,900 --> 00:45:02,370 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}砍刀中场精彩毒舌 2164 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:09,540 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 2165 00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:27,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看一看 什么趋势 现在推特上剖 2166 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}海伦在七区的呼叫"凯米丝给我希望！" 2167 00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:34,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}和汤玛斯 在十一区写道 2168 00:45:34,170 --> 00:45:38,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}"摇滚凯米丝 你辣爆了！" 2169 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}泰隆在康普顿区呼叫 2170 00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:43,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}"哟 凯米丝 是一颗大炸弹" 2171 00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:45,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她将吹起热潮！ 2172 00:45:45,850 --> 00:45:48,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}笑脸表情符号 2173 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她太红了 2174 00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:50,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}并且我也有机会 2175 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在凯米丝专区 2176 00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:56,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}其中疯凯米丝是同时间有最高人气！ 2177 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我现在12区 2178 00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:00,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}每个人都疯了 2179 00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是最终血拼灰姑娘的故事 2180 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这里的人们就吃这一套 2181 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:09,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}购买任何一切有关商品指南 2182 00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:12,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝 或饥饿的游戏有关 2183 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:14,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}T恤 马克杯 2184 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}手提包 杯套 2185 00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}公仔 2186 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看我 我就像凯米丝 2187 00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:29,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！ 2188 00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:31,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的球 2189 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不错！直接命中！ 2190 00:46:33,530 --> 00:46:36,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我要再射一次 2191 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哎！奶酪卷饼！ 2192 00:46:37,570 --> 00:46:39,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 那感觉很爽 2193 00:46:44,670 --> 00:46:46,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是一场势均力敌的 嗯 2194 00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:47,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我差一点宰了你 2195 00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:48,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我知道了 我当时想"哦" 2196 00:46:54,380 --> 00:46:56,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}保持先前的姿势 2197 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}游戏继续！ 2198 00:47:00,090 --> 00:47:01,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}耶！ 2199 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你准备受死 2200 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！啊哈！ 2201 00:47:28,450 --> 00:47:29,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你这个小杂种！ 2202 00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:31,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿！ 2203 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:32,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿！ 2204 00:47:43,770 --> 00:47:44,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 2205 00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:55,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}鲁迪 2206 00:47:55,110 --> 00:47:56,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}鲁迪 2207 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:59,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}给我唱催眠曲 2208 00:47:59,450 --> 00:48:00,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 2209 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不是你！ 2210 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她来！ 2211 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:18,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我要死了 2212 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:19,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 不 不会的 2213 00:48:19,570 --> 00:48:21,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}当然 你不会死的 2214 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}蛆是不是 有点戏剧性的 2215 00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:41,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}该死的 泰勒·斯威夫特 2216 00:48:41,690 --> 00:48:44,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太感动了... 2217 00:48:44,230 --> 00:48:46,730 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}已隔屁了 砍刀 2218 00:48:46,730 --> 00:48:49,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这使我的眼球落下 2219 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}如果我的泪腺 没有撕裂 2220 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,440 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哦 2221 00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:58,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}对不起 2222 00:49:05,650 --> 00:49:07,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这太扯了 2223 00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:09,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}中央不能对待我们像蚂蚁一样 2224 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀！呀！ 2225 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:13,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们的生命是我们自己的 2226 00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:15,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他们不能让我们互相残杀 2227 00:49:15,490 --> 00:49:17,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}为了他们病态的娱乐！ 2228 00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:18,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀！呀！ 2229 00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:19,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们怎么说呢 2230 00:49:19,330 --> 00:49:20,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们起身对抗 2231 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}并推翻这个 极权政府 2232 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}一劳永逸！ 2233 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀！呀！ 2234 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}喔呼！ 2235 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们采取半磅 A级牛肉... 2236 00:49:34,010 --> 00:49:35,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}放上奶酪 2237 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:40,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}然后 我们最重要的辣椒... 2238 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}一个热狗和排骨 2239 00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:47,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}低热量的沙拉酱覆盖上面 2240 00:49:47,890 --> 00:49:51,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}然后我们最重要的一片 辣香肠比萨饼 2241 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:53,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}芝麻的甜面包夹上 2242 00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:54,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 嗯 2243 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 呃... 2244 00:49:57,770 --> 00:49:59,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们仍然 要去对抗 2245 00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:01,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}也许以后吧 2246 00:50:01,770 --> 00:50:03,740 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我太饿了 2247 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:06,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}然后 我们添加 沙茶酱... 2248 00:50:07,710 --> 00:50:10,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}番茄 洋葱和生菜 2249 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:14,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}然后 我们添加了猪肉培根 2250 00:50:14,550 --> 00:50:16,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}洋葱圈 花耶菜 玉米奶酪 2251 00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:18,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}罐头肉酱和鸡翅膀... 2252 00:50:20,190 --> 00:50:21,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}烤火腿 猪肠 2253 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不要忘了 西瓜切片 2254 00:50:24,930 --> 00:50:28,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}加上两勺 开心果冰淇淋 2255 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}并完成家最后一个芝麻面包 2256 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}60W卡路里 三层巨无霸汉堡！ 2257 00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:39,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}星巴克的 2258 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:41,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}免费的拿铁 2259 00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:55,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}凯米丝发烧 造成 一个严重的问题 2260 00:50:55,290 --> 00:50:57,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们差一点引起骚动 2261 00:50:57,390 --> 00:50:59,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们应该做什么呢 2262 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:01,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}给他们更多 2263 00:51:01,530 --> 00:51:02,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我听不懂 2264 00:51:02,970 --> 00:51:04,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}饥饿游戏 正在火热 2265 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:06,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}只要看看报导 2266 00:51:11,570 --> 00:51:13,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们终于可以 赢得一座艾美奖 2267 00:51:14,910 --> 00:51:17,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但节目缺少 一个重要的因素 2268 00:51:17,050 --> 00:51:18,880 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 每一个成功的表演都需要什么 2269 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}把它推到一个更新的层次 2270 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我已知道 你是什么意思 2271 00:51:23,690 --> 00:51:25,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}一个爱情故事！一个女同性恋的爱情故事！ 2272 00:51:25,590 --> 00:51:27,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}等一下 啦啦的爱情故事 2273 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谁不喜欢看 两个小妞搞在一起 2274 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:33,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我知道 这时候我会很喜欢的 2275 00:51:36,870 --> 00:51:38,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但在这游戏其他女生 2276 00:51:38,830 --> 00:51:40,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}都隔屁了 没有其他活着 2277 00:51:41,970 --> 00:51:42,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 2278 00:51:42,910 --> 00:51:45,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那就弄个正常的爱情故事 2279 00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:47,880 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太给他...无聊了 2280 00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:52,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 还有 萨乐卡... 2281 00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:54,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}结束时 扔一个惊喜剧情 2282 00:51:54,550 --> 00:51:56,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}像她死掉或某事 2283 00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我喜欢这样 2284 00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:03,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}注意 参赛者 2285 00:52:03,330 --> 00:52:05,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}注意 参赛者 2286 00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:07,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}注意 参赛者 2287 00:52:07,930 --> 00:52:09,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们改变一个规则 2288 00:52:11,070 --> 00:52:14,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在这游戏 现在可以有两位获胜者 2289 00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:16,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太好了 因此 马尔科和彼得 2290 00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:17,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}可以组队杀了我 2291 00:52:17,470 --> 00:52:20,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 特别是两个人 不同的性别 2292 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2293 00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:25,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 不错 2294 00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:28,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}所以我要去钓马尔科 2295 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们一起杀了彼得 2296 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没错！ 2297 00:52:31,290 --> 00:52:33,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 我喜欢这样 2298 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 我们想让你与你与彼得组队 2299 00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:38,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不！不！ 2300 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不！不！ 2301 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 不 我 嗯 2302 00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:45,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我喜欢跟马尔科的想法更好 2303 00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:47,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 凯米丝 帮帮忙好吗 2304 00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:49,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}去钓彼得吧 2305 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不然我会没工作的 2306 00:52:51,470 --> 00:52:54,440 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在变成我的问题了 2307 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 嘿嘿 2308 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿嘿 嘿 兄弟这是怎么回事呢 2309 00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:01,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 不用担心 2310 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}它在我的控制之下 我发誓 2311 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你在...你在做什么 2312 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯... 2313 00:53:13,430 --> 00:53:15,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！ 2314 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我还以为我们是朋友 2315 00:53:17,670 --> 00:53:19,400 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊 谢谢 2316 00:53:22,470 --> 00:53:26,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我找到通往贾斯汀·比伯捷径的通行证 2317 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我的天啊 2318 00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:37,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 不 你不能答应！ 2319 00:53:38,290 --> 00:53:39,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 2320 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:44,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 现在我要去跟彼得组队去了 所以... 2321 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 2322 00:54:17,830 --> 00:54:20,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}彼得 你在这里吗 2323 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我有伪装的 2324 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你在哪里 2325 00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:26,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我在这里 2326 00:54:27,070 --> 00:54:28,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我没有看到你 2327 00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:29,640 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我用技能变成了面包师 2328 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}非常符合这种环境 2329 00:54:32,170 --> 00:54:35,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 你能不能给我一个提示吗 2330 00:54:38,510 --> 00:54:40,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我在蛋糕里 2331 00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:44,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2332 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你受伤了吗 2333 00:54:53,630 --> 00:54:57,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}马尔科发现我布是真心跟他 2334 00:54:57,030 --> 00:54:59,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我最终是在保护你 2335 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是他做的吗 2336 00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:03,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不要 2337 00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:10,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我给我的背部上蜡 2338 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 2339 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 那 看起来不太好 2340 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,820 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的意思是 这是... 2341 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:15,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 啊哈！ 2342 00:55:15,950 --> 00:55:18,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 这真的太恶心 噢 好吧 2343 00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:19,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 别再戳了！ 2344 00:55:21,390 --> 00:55:23,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 我应该 好好照顾你的 2345 00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:25,730 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在发病前 搞定它 2346 00:55:25,730 --> 00:55:27,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}来吧 2347 00:55:27,230 --> 00:55:28,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2348 00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:29,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 2349 00:55:29,930 --> 00:55:30,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}抱歉 2350 00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:33,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}请别戳了 2351 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:35,400 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 2352 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊 他们在一起 还蛮可爱 2353 00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:41,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是啊 好了 我还是 希望看到他们死 2354 00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:44,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 咄！ 2355 00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:53,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 2356 00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:55,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}来吧 在这里马尔科不会找到我们的 2357 00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我想看到他们脱光 2358 00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:00,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}来吧！ 2359 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2360 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:07,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}晚上温度下降 会冻死人的 2361 00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:13,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你发烧了 2362 00:56:13,610 --> 00:56:14,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我检查我的包包 2363 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:15,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看有没有取暖的东西 2364 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:19,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}谢谢 凯米丝 2365 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}毛毯衣！ 2366 00:56:36,630 --> 00:56:38,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 嗯 2367 00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}温暖又舒服 2368 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 咦 2369 00:56:59,050 --> 00:57:01,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你知道... 2370 00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:03,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我暗恋你很久了 2371 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:09,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}每天放学 我曾经跟着你回家 2372 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,330 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}每天 2373 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我还记得 当你 2374 00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:17,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}八岁生日拿到第一件有穿衣服的洋娃娃 2375 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}而当你十二岁时 2376 00:57:21,810 --> 00:57:23,540 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你的第一个MC来了 2377 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:28,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}每天晚上我看着你洗澡 2378 00:57:28,650 --> 00:57:30,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}洗后 2379 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我会在排水口收集你的头发 2380 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:34,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 2381 00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:41,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你给我做一毛公仔呢 2382 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不只一个 2383 00:57:44,370 --> 00:57:45,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2384 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:49,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是你和我 2385 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}而这些都是我们的六个孩子 2386 00:57:51,710 --> 00:57:53,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那是谁 2387 00:57:53,210 --> 00:57:55,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这就是我们的小狗 阿飞 2388 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}汪汪！ 2389 00:57:58,210 --> 00:57:59,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}汪！恶 2390 00:58:00,820 --> 00:58:02,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}她是里面最小的 2391 00:58:02,990 --> 00:58:05,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但我们爱她 都是一样的 2392 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2393 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,920 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊 你有一个毛茸茸的小妞 2394 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我太饿了 2395 00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:19,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}可怜的宝贝 2396 00:58:42,590 --> 00:58:44,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是什么 浓汤！ 2397 00:58:44,330 --> 00:58:45,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}肯定 让你感到更好 2398 00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:48,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 2399 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,800 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是什么 2400 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我想他们要我们 更浪漫一些 2401 00:59:04,610 --> 00:59:08,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}并且作为回报 他们会送 我们的一些东西 让你好更快 2402 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}听起来不错 2403 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,740 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}对不起 德尔 2404 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}什么 2405 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:40,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}真的吗 2406 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哦 来吧 2407 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:45,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 谁认为 他们会搞起来呢 2408 00:59:45,350 --> 00:59:46,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们要看！我们要看！ 2409 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太贼了你们！ 2410 01:00:04,670 --> 01:00:05,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在要干吗 (纸条:快表演精彩的) 2411 01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:09,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是对的！ 2412 01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:11,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}彼得 我不知道我能不能做到这一点 2413 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:14,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 我的背部 2414 01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:18,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我快要死了 2415 01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:21,820 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我不知道我能坚持下去多久 2416 01:00:21,820 --> 01:00:23,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好的 让我们... 2417 01:00:23,490 --> 01:00:24,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}给他们想要的 2418 01:00:40,110 --> 01:00:41,940 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}太棒了 2419 01:00:41,940 --> 01:00:42,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}同感 2420 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢 嗷！ 2421 01:00:51,290 --> 01:00:53,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你不能用力捏我的屁股 2422 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我没有捏你的屁股 2423 01:00:57,630 --> 01:00:58,460 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！ 2424 01:00:58,460 --> 01:00:59,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不要害怕 2425 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我只是 一位慈祥的老巫师 2426 01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:03,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}把手移开我的屁股！ 2427 01:01:03,770 --> 01:01:04,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 嗯... 2428 01:01:04,830 --> 01:01:05,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我解释一下 2429 01:01:05,630 --> 01:01:07,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你看 我们正在旅行 2430 01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:09,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们 2431 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们要去的方向 2432 01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:12,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}迷雾 2433 01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,170 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}迷雾山 是的 2434 01:01:14,180 --> 01:01:16,510 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们听到了呻吟声 2435 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:18,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}来自 这个洞穴里面 2436 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}担心这是惨叫的呻吟 2437 01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:23,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}做为好心的矮人 2438 01:01:23,090 --> 01:01:25,220 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们来到这里 帮助你 2439 01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:26,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}滚出去！ 2440 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,420 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是的 好的 好的 2441 01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:35,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哪掰掰了 2442 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哦 2443 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇！ 2444 01:02:04,530 --> 01:02:07,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是啊 爱它！我喜欢它！呀！ 2445 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:10,730 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不是她的第一次吧 2446 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:14,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 耶！哦 凯米丝！ 2447 01:02:14,270 --> 01:02:15,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呀！哦！ 2448 01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:17,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇！哇 2449 01:02:17,970 --> 01:02:19,540 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哦！ 2450 01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢 彼得 太好了！ 2451 01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:23,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}厉害！ 2452 01:02:24,810 --> 01:02:26,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}甚至我都没办法做这招！ 2453 01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:28,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 给我你的手 哦 天啊 2454 01:02:28,350 --> 01:02:29,350 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没错！ 2455 01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:31,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}老汉推车 没错！ 2456 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哦！ 2457 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看3D更爽 2458 01:02:39,430 --> 01:02:41,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哦 2459 01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:50,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 哦 2460 01:03:12,660 --> 01:03:14,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}昨晚 再次感谢 2461 01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:15,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在你好多了 2462 01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:16,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们必须出发 2463 01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:22,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们必须杀了马尔科 我们就可以双赢和回家 2464 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:25,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我 我会的 但... 2465 01:03:25,810 --> 01:03:28,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我认为又发病了 2466 01:03:28,210 --> 01:03:30,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不要摸它！ 2467 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:36,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你想要去哪里 2468 01:03:36,690 --> 01:03:38,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你不能进去！ 2469 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇！你...哈！ 2470 01:04:11,450 --> 01:04:12,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他在那里的 2471 01:04:12,890 --> 01:04:14,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他们什么时候会互相残杀吗 2472 01:04:14,590 --> 01:04:16,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我觉得越来越无聊 我也一样 2473 01:04:24,370 --> 01:04:25,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！ 2474 01:04:30,770 --> 01:04:32,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是该结束了 一劳永逸了 2475 01:04:32,570 --> 01:04:34,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}西丽 2476 01:04:34,110 --> 01:04:35,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}当！你现在需要什么 2477 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:37,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}给我们压轴 2478 01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:39,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}送上大枪 2479 01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:00,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 屎蛋 2480 01:05:04,540 --> 01:05:07,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我会给你一个想像不到的战争 2481 01:05:08,210 --> 01:05:10,180 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}后会有期 宝贝 2482 01:05:11,310 --> 01:05:12,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我一定会回来的 2483 01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:14,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2484 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:17,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}该死的 我都没有一句名言 2485 01:05:17,450 --> 01:05:21,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哈哈哈！我有很多 2486 01:05:21,190 --> 01:05:22,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我会回来的 2487 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你知道我的意思吧 查克 2488 01:05:24,190 --> 01:05:25,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不知 2489 01:05:25,490 --> 01:05:27,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}因为我 查克·诺里斯 2490 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,760 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}名言需要我！ 2491 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 2492 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:32,630 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们为什么不闭嘴 2493 01:05:32,630 --> 01:05:35,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们一群自以为聪明的狗屎 2494 01:05:35,070 --> 01:05:36,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们杀了他们 2495 01:05:36,070 --> 01:05:37,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2496 01:05:38,870 --> 01:05:40,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}准备好了！ 2497 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:45,010 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}瞄准 2498 01:05:45,010 --> 01:05:46,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好的！ 2499 01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:48,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哟 安德烈！ 2500 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}开火！ 2501 01:06:04,870 --> 01:06:05,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}巴拉 巴拉！ 2502 01:06:08,970 --> 01:06:09,970 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}德尔 2503 01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:12,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}德尔 2504 01:06:12,070 --> 01:06:13,870 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你这家伙 这是怎么回事呢 2505 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我待会再告诉你 2506 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,040 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我看到你亲他 2507 01:06:19,010 --> 01:06:21,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我在死亡比赛中 2508 01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:22,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你喜欢他吗 2509 01:06:22,620 --> 01:06:24,620 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}德尔 你让我很尴尬 2510 01:06:24,620 --> 01:06:26,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}回家 喏 2511 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:28,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不！如果有人应该离开... 2512 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,790 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}应该是他 2513 01:06:29,790 --> 01:06:33,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 嗯 我 我离开 2514 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在 德尔！好吧 2515 01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:36,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧！ 2516 01:06:36,670 --> 01:06:40,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}现在我要把我的脸书改成单身 2517 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:47,410 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们对此深感抱歉 2518 01:06:47,410 --> 01:06:49,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他总是黏巴达 2519 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没事儿 2520 01:06:54,580 --> 01:06:55,820 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}令人难以置信 2521 01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:58,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你现在要怎么办 凯米丝 2522 01:06:58,090 --> 01:07:00,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你射歪 情人小狼狗就会隔屁 2523 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,660 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}没错！ 2524 01:07:09,130 --> 01:07:10,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 不 不 不！ 2525 01:07:18,370 --> 01:07:19,440 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}咦 咦 2526 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}耶 2527 01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:29,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}耶 2528 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！哦！ 2529 01:07:36,490 --> 01:07:38,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这真的有用 2530 01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:44,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}怎么样 砍刀 2531 01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:48,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}排除万难他们已经做到了 他们已经赢了 2532 01:07:48,270 --> 01:07:49,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}耶 2533 01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:51,740 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}呼！ 2534 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}彼得 我们赢了 2535 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们活下来了！ 2536 01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:01,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们要回家了 2537 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,990 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}注意 参赛者 2538 01:08:10,990 --> 01:08:14,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}规则又有改变 2539 01:08:20,740 --> 01:08:22,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}如果你想 我在想什么 2540 01:08:22,570 --> 01:08:23,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你猜对了 2541 01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:27,140 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}规则又改回 只能有一个胜利者 2542 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:30,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}祝你们好运 2543 01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:37,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}如果 我们不让他们称心如意呢 2544 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,120 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}如果我们都自杀 2545 01:08:44,130 --> 01:08:46,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}就没有胜利者 2546 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们就毁了游戏 2547 01:08:50,830 --> 01:08:53,570 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们会告诉中央 2548 01:08:53,570 --> 01:08:55,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他们无法控制我们！ 2549 01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:00,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在树林中我发现这些 有毒的果实 2550 01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:03,980 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们可以吃了一起死 2551 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}妈的这不个人问题 2552 01:09:11,450 --> 01:09:14,250 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}买卖归买卖 你了解吗 2553 01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:23,960 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇！呼！ 2554 01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:30,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我操！ 2555 01:09:38,010 --> 01:09:40,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}饥饿游戏永垂不朽！ 2556 01:09:46,050 --> 01:09:47,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}那一箭射得真好 凯米丝 2557 01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:50,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你们是干什么 在这里干么 2558 01:09:50,330 --> 01:09:51,560 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我几乎露脸 2559 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:52,690 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}在每部电影结束时 2560 01:09:52,690 --> 01:09:55,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}超级英雄电影 没错 但 2561 01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:57,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 这是我想要和你谈谈的 2562 01:09:57,370 --> 01:09:59,770 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们可以使用 一些新鲜年轻的生力军 2563 01:09:59,770 --> 01:10:01,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我的意思是 该死！ 2564 01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:04,270 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}究竟有多少续集"钢铁人" 2565 01:10:04,270 --> 01:10:07,470 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}"雷神"和"美国队长"我们可以做 对不对 2566 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你弓箭玩的不错 2567 01:10:09,610 --> 01:10:11,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}咳咳！ 2568 01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:13,210 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 尼克 嗯 2569 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:14,880 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}弓和箭 是我的专业 2570 01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,920 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}闭上你的屁眼 鹰眼！ 2571 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你能在复仇者联盟 你就很幸运！ 2572 01:10:19,150 --> 01:10:20,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但是 而且你不觉得 2573 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:22,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}就是一分钟 2574 01:10:22,390 --> 01:10:24,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}电影公司 也会把你这人物给删了！ 2575 01:10:24,860 --> 01:10:27,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}"鹰眼"结肠癌 隔了 2576 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}"复仇者联盟"不会关心一堆狗屎的 2577 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:34,530 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}肯定不会受你不出现的威胁！ 2578 01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:39,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}燃烧吧！ 2579 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}烧录 2580 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:41,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2581 01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,740 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}别叽叽歪歪了！ 2582 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,340 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}所以你认为怎样 凯米丝 2583 01:10:45,350 --> 01:10:46,950 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我加入 2584 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}但是 嗯 我有点饿了 2585 01:10:50,450 --> 01:10:52,590 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你不介意 我们先去找吃的东西吗 2586 01:10:52,590 --> 01:10:54,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们去弄一些 沙威玛烤肉 2587 01:10:57,530 --> 01:10:59,230 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}复仇者联盟集合！ 2588 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}等一下 不要踩到那些机关 2589 01:11:07,170 --> 01:11:08,500 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哎呀 2590 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,780 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！你知道吗 那声音意味着什么 2591 01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:20,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}鲍伯的片后NG片段 2592 01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:24,580 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}啊哈！哇 哇 哇 2593 01:11:26,890 --> 01:11:27,890 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好 2594 01:11:27,890 --> 01:11:29,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}搞笑片段 2595 01:11:33,230 --> 01:11:34,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2596 01:11:34,030 --> 01:11:36,430 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}抱歉 2597 01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:43,740 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}搞笑片段！ 2598 01:11:43,740 --> 01:11:45,300 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}切！呀！ 2599 01:11:46,610 --> 01:11:47,610 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 2600 01:11:47,610 --> 01:11:49,480 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}假发要掉了 2601 01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:51,080 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 对不起 2602 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我得比你更兴奋 2603 01:11:53,050 --> 01:11:54,880 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}让我们开始 2604 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:56,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}摸我的大腿 2605 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好了 我们走吧 2606 01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}德尔 别来 2607 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,320 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}恶作剧 来一个 2608 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,290 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦！ 2609 01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:05,020 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看看你！ 2610 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:09,030 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}德尔 这真是浪漫 2611 01:12:13,570 --> 01:12:15,900 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}是的 你为什么不跳一下舞吗 2612 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,870 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}再来一次 2613 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:24,380 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}很好 现在看起来像一只企鹅 2614 01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:29,680 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是我见过最糟糕的企鹅 再来一次 2615 01:12:31,090 --> 01:12:34,150 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你喜欢看矮人吗 2616 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,860 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哦 是的 哦 这看起来不错 2617 01:12:36,860 --> 01:12:38,490 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}看看汗留下来 2618 01:12:39,330 --> 01:12:40,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我刚在我的背部上蜡 2619 01:12:40,830 --> 01:12:42,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}对不起 2620 01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:44,130 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}踢 哈！ 2621 01:12:45,570 --> 01:12:46,830 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}抱歉 2622 01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:47,930 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我踢到你的屁股 2623 01:12:47,940 --> 01:12:49,200 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 没关系 没事... 2624 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,880 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这 是我的好火鸡 2625 01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,650 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}姥姥不爱 我刚刚说了什么 2626 01:12:59,650 --> 01:13:00,710 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}和我 2627 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是... 2628 01:13:02,050 --> 01:13:03,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘘 我的好火鸡 2629 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:04,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是我的好火鸡 2630 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:06,190 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嗯 那很滑稽 你脸上有一条线 2631 01:13:12,290 --> 01:13:14,260 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}你开始 2632 01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:17,000 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}准备好了吗 2633 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}而且我有另一个台词 踢死 2634 01:13:20,670 --> 01:13:22,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我需要看到一个双向的台词 踢死 2635 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:24,100 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}不 它不是"我要看的" 2636 01:13:24,110 --> 01:13:26,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}别隐藏了出来吧 2637 01:13:26,910 --> 01:13:28,870 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}他喵的 2638 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,110 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我需要一对的台词 踢死！ 2639 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,280 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}妈的 2640 01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,520 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}捕蚊器 2641 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}摸一摸 2642 01:13:38,050 --> 01:13:39,050 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}摸一摸 摸一摸 摸一摸 2643 01:13:39,050 --> 01:13:40,390 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}噢噢 2644 01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:43,160 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}等一下 2645 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,360 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}对不起 2646 01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:57,670 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}吃了一部分的酸黄瓜 2647 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}饥饿游戏 玩的快乐 2648 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:05,440 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}也祝你们好运 2649 01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:08,850 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是我吃过最烂的酸黄瓜 2650 01:14:10,590 --> 01:14:13,550 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们必须杀马尔科 并赢得比赛 2651 01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:14,720 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}抱歉 啊 抱歉 2652 01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:17,060 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}我们必须杀马尔科 然后我们可以回家 2653 01:14:17,060 --> 01:14:19,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}赢得比...他喵的 抱歉 2654 01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:36,810 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}哇 太不可思议 2655 01:14:38,210 --> 01:14:39,910 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}吃起来不错 那是什么 2656 01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:41,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}这是一个神圣的混合物 2657 01:14:41,450 --> 01:14:44,750 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}狐狸和熊的血 2658 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:48,450 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}很好吃吧 对吗 2659 01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:50,090 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿！ 2660 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:57,600 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}嘿 菲尔 待在那里 2661 01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,700 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}把你的手指头 放到他的嘴里去 2662 01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:03,240 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}好吧 我们就此打住吧 2663 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:05,070 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}就玩到这里 2664 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}搞笑片段 2665 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:10,840 {\fn宋体\fs22\shad2\4a&H50&\3c&HFF8000&\4c&HFF8000&}停！ 230519

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