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[Electric Light Orchestra's "Evil Woman"]
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♪ You made a fool of me ♪
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{\an8}♪ But them broken dreams
have got to end ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hey, woman,
you got the blues ♪
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♪ 'Cause you ain't got
no one else to use ♪
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♪ There's an open road
that leads nowhere ♪
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♪ So just make some miles
between here and there ♪
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♪ There's a hole in my head
where the rain comes in ♪
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♪ You took my body ♪
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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♪ Ha, ha, woman ♪
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♪ It's a crying shame ♪
[scooter honks]
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♪ But you ain't got
nobody else to blame ♪
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[camera shutter clicking]
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♪ Evil woman ♪
[cheers and applause]
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♪ Rolled in
from another town ♪
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- [all cheer]
- Ah, yeah!
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Let's go! Yeah!
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Oh, good, there you are.
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Right this way.
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I've got number one.
We're traveling.
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Wow, you look
absolutely incredible.
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Aw.
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I'm actually a really big fan.
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Oh.
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You smell really good too.
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Here is the stage.
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♪ But you better get
your face on board ♪
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♪ The very next train ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Evil woman ♪
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Thank you, everyone, for coming.
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We are so excited
to welcome back
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Deborah Vance!
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- [crowd moans]
- That's it?
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Our Deborah Vance
slot machines...
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- Hey, Marty! Marty!
- Are exclusive to the...
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- Hey! Marty!
- Palmetto and to Caesar's.
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Where's Deborah?
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, she's a little busy
these days.
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♪ Hold on and you might ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Be famous ♪
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You've had such a year
since that special came out.
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What's next?
Nobel Peace Prize?
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It's such an ugly medal.
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Got to tell you, loved
the Super Bowl commercial.
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Oh, wasn't that fun?
And I actually do
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love Tostitos Scoops.
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Did you ever imagine
you were going to be
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on the "Time" 100 list?
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Yes.
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I loved your special.
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I loved your vaccine.
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Deborah, come to Brazil.
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You know, I keep hearing that.
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You know, I will.
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That's not real crab!
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[laughter]
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Yes!
[laughter]
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Wait, just so you know,
I fucking hate your sister,
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and I want to kill
your sister for you.
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[laughs]
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- You're adorable.
- [laughs]
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[scattered cheers]
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♪ And let 'em decide ♪
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♪ But now
you're thinking why ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ You're famous ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Your way to paradise ♪
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[laughing]
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Oh, George, thanks for letting
me get up here so last-minute.
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I'd bump anybody for you, baby.
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- You've got to be kidding.
- You're the best.
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Plus you've got the biggest
special in the world.
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I'm so proud of you,
you have no idea.
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Thank you.
[laughter and applause]
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Ah, thank you so much.
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Thank you, thank you.
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This is so intimate.
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[laughter]
I...
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no, really, I haven't...
I haven't played
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a room this small for a while.
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So...
[laughter]
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Anyway, thanks in advance
for being kind.
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I'm working out
some new material, so...
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[laughter]
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It might be a little rough.
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[laughter]
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Why are you laughing?
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[laughter]
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Anyway, um, you know,
I-I was, uh,
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out walking my two corgis
the other day and...
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[laughter]
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That's not the joke.
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[laughter]
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Why...
[cheers and applause]
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[stirring piano music]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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- You don't see it?
- Mm-mm.
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The strawberries are with
the Waterford crystal,
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the cacti are with the penguins,
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and the corn cobs are
nowhere near each other.
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- It's chaos.
- Huh.
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She's obviously
not sleeping again.
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I might have to slip Ambien
in her coq au vin.
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Good morning.
both: Hey.
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You look gorgeous.
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Oh.
[chuckles softly]
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Your stylist is
in the living room.
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- Good.
- Actually, while I have you,
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we need to go over a few things
with the collection.
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Sure.
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It's not good.
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For the DV baseball caps,
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we wanted to feature one
with text.
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The designer suggested
"fabulous" on acid-wash denim.
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Oh, that's so tacky.
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Let's do "chic"
on the leopard print hearts.
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Perfect.
I'll see you at the office.
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, hi.
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So we have
some incredible options
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for the award presentation.
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Everybody sent looks...
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Celine, Fendi, Dolce...
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Oh, the other day,
somebody told me
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Dolce is extremely problematic.
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Okay, no Dolce.
We love a woke queen.
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Oh, I didn't say
I wouldn't wear it.
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I'm just telling you
an annoying part of my week.
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[chuckles] Hilarious.
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[gasps] Ooh.
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I love that one.
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But also no, you know?
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You know, um,
these are all lovely, um,
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but nothing's really
speaking to me.
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You know, I just...
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I think I might have
something better in my closet.
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[Patrick Hernandez's
"Born To Be Alive"]
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♪ ♪
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♪ We were born to be ♪
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♪ Alive ♪
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♪ We were born to be ♪
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- ♪ Alive ♪
- ♪ Born ♪
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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♪ Yes, we were born ♪
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♪ Born ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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♪ ♪
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Mm-hmm.
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Holy fuck.
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Okay, so I'm thinking
floor-length,
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so let's go to evening gowns.
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Alaia, no.
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Ann Demeulemeester,
maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
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Alexander McQueen, no.
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Let's see.
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Yeah, the A's were good to me.
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Let's see, let's see.
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No. No.
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Eh, predictable. No.
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♪ It's good to be alive ♪
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♪ To be alive ♪
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Hm.
[gasps]
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[gasping softly]
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Yeah.
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Okay, here it is.
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What do you think?
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Okay, honey, this is it.
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I'm not so sure now.
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- I don't...
- Trust your gut.
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It's so bright, so bold.
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It'll make a splash.
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Really?
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- Love.
- Obsessed.
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- Will you zip me?
- Yeah.
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It was actually
custom-made for me.
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I never got to actually wear it
to the event, though,
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'cause Polanski fled.
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It's actually j...
i-it just won't close.
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But you know, did you drink
any seltzer today?
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Because I read
on this website one time that
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seltzer can make you bloat,
and it definitely
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- would be the seltzer.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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I just need to lose
a little bit of weight.
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I got two weeks.
I can...
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I can make it fit.
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How do these walk?
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- No words.
- Oh, my God.
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- Beautiful.
- You better walk.
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Yes. Yes.
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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Yay, my Botox settled.
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Mine didn't.
I'm gonna sue Getty Images.
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- Ugh.
- Stop.
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I'm disgusting.
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Oh, hey, Ava said
she had work tonight,
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so she might still be working.
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- Okay.
- FYI.
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[grunting softly]
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Ava?
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Ava?
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Ava!
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Oh. Shit.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I was... I was ch...
[laughs]
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Chopping the blocks
as they were flying towards me,
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and they get louder
as they gather in power.
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What's up, you guys?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hey, why don't you guys
head to the back
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and... and we'll meet you
in a second?
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- It's... it's...
- Sure.
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- Yeah.
- Over that way.
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[laughter]
You... you know you could have
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told me if you didn't want
to come to the premiere.
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No, I swear to God I worked.
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I had to read, like,
500 pages of fucking research
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on how the coral reefs
are collapsing,
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and it was so depressing
that I literally had
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to escape
to an alternate reality.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Did I look dorky?
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No, not at all.
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- Really?
- No.
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Really sexy.
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[laid-back music playing]
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Oh, my God.
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[scoffs]
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[tires screech]
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Fuck.
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Shit. Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, you guys.
I'm gonna have to call this in.
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You can wait here or you can
walk to the next stop.
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I'm so sorry.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I was distracted.
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I'm gonna be late for work now.
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Fuck you.
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I-I'm hearing you.
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And also, I want to commend you
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for using mass transit.
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- [overlapping chatter]
- You're a piece of shit, okay?
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I'm sorry, I-I'm just
gonna go wait in my car.
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Don't leave the scene either.
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I won't. Sorry.
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[whistles]
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Oh. Uh, hi, Lewis.
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Sorry, I-I'm almost done
with a... a new draft.
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Sorry it's late.
I... this morning...
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Uh, no... no worries.
That's not why I'm here.
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So the good news.
Good news is that
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the story on the heat dome
is turning out great.
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- Great.
- Bad news is that
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Josh is stuck in Arizona.
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All flights have been canceled
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'cause the tires are melted
to the tarmac.
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00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,080
Again?
266
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,165
Um, so he won't
make it to Montreal
267
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,209
for the panel with me
this weekend.
268
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:57,048
Do you think you might want
to take his place, go instead?
269
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,967
Oh, wow.
270
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,844
I mean, yeah, I-I would love to.
271
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,137
- Yeah?
- Thank you.
272
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,304
Great.
I'll have Gretchen send you
273
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,639
- the information.
- Yeah.
274
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,057
- It's gonna be fun.
- Okay, thanks.
275
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,308
All right, goodbye.
Back to work.
276
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:10,311
[laid-back music playing]
277
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,729
Sorry it's so last-minute.
278
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,148
Oh, my God, it's totally fine.
279
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,315
It's so awesome he asked.
280
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,234
I know, right?
281
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,444
There are so many other writers
282
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,279
they could have asked
who've been there longer.
283
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,488
But he asked you.
284
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,241
Plus I have fight choreo
all weekend.
285
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,201
Apparently there's, like,
a whole episode
286
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,162
that's just one epic fight scene
287
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,248
where I realize my powers
as Wolf Girl during the fight.
288
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,375
Oh, my God. Of course
the female protagonist
289
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,377
doesn't know what's going on
with her own body.
290
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,004
Actually, it's like a metaphor
291
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,340
for how society views
female anger as unpalatable.
292
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,468
Oh, that's really good then.
293
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,012
Do you need me to pick up
your car while you're gone?
294
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,930
Oh, thank you, but I guess
it's gonna be a while.
295
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,433
I hope that guy's
paying for it since he hit you.
296
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,144
Yeah, for sure he will.
297
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:54,397
BMW drivers, such dickheads.
298
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,108
Zoom-zooming around, you know?
299
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,777
Um, hey, do you know where
my collapsible water bottle is?
300
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,154
Oh, yeah,
I'll check the dishwasher.
301
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,364
Thank you.
302
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,408
[Nell Widmer's "La Flemme"]
303
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,452
♪ ♪
304
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:11,415
[singing in French]
305
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,058
Ugh! Oh, my God!
306
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:30,893
Could you have driven
any slower?
307
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,186
We missed three shows already.
308
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,729
Yeah, well, that was harrowing.
309
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,565
Why would you rent
a $300,000 car
310
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,984
in a new city
with French road signs?
311
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,444
Because JFL is
the comedy industry event
312
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,905
of the year, Jimmy.
313
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,573
Deborah's doing amazing.
I want people to know
314
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,698
we're doing amazing too.
315
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,450
It's all about peacocking, baby.
316
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,576
No, it's not.
317
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,995
Reps come to this festival to...
318
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,081
Cheat on their wives.
319
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,415
Sure, but we are here to see
320
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,251
fresh, interesting
new voices, okay?
321
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,335
Stop stressing.
322
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,337
Mi trust fund es su trust fund.
323
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,048
Just charge it.
[giggles]
324
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,425
Thank you.
She has a huge bag in the back,
325
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,468
and also it's very sensitive.
326
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,304
Be careful on the gas.
327
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,264
Hey, Jimmy, Kayla.
328
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,266
Ugh.
329
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,517
Hey, guys, what's up?
330
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,143
Surprised to see you two here.
331
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:17,063
You know this is New Faces,
not Old Faces, right?
332
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,023
Ha ha, very funny.
Just so you know,
333
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,442
we have a diverse roster
of clients of every age.
334
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,611
Yeah, I saw you just signed
Valerie Bertinelli.
335
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,113
Yeah, we did.
Huge get... lot of people
336
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,531
wanted Valerie,
but we got her, so...
337
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,949
And guess what?
We only represent
338
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,867
Valerie Bertinelli's
non-cooking appearances,
339
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,077
so you actually
fucking don't know
340
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,203
what you're talking about, Dan.
341
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:32,997
Whatever. We got to go.
342
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,248
Hey, good luck this winter.
343
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,209
A bad flu season could
knock out your whole roster.
344
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,086
- Oh, shut the fuck up, okay?
- Whoa.
345
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:43,256
Great to see you guys.
Maybe I'll see you around.
346
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,465
- Yeah.
- Silas.
347
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,675
I just drove a Lambo,
by the way, just now.
348
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,177
Congrats.
[chuckles]
349
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,555
And he did a good job
driving around!
350
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,558
[upbeat music playing]
351
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,729
[crowd cheering]
352
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,694
It's so '80s in here.
353
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,738
Oh, is that true?
Is it the birds?
354
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,905
Well, I mean, I don't know.
I just...
355
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:09,449
Uh, Logan and Mirya, right?
356
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,284
Ava from the "Ice Age"
roundtable.
357
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,994
Oh, hey.
358
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:13,787
You guys were
so fucking funny at that.
359
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,080
Oh, my God, no, you were.
360
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,582
Seriously, we were
talking about it.
361
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,125
Oh, that's so nice
of you to say.
362
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,668
I was a little nervous
because I'm not
363
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,253
super familiar
with the universe.
364
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,756
Oh, who cares?
365
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,091
Sorry...
[chuckles]
366
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,470
Are you wearing, uh,
Black Pashmina?
367
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:34,599
Yeah, um, my boss says
I don't process onions well,
368
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,434
so she gave me a bottle to wear
every time I'm around her,
369
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,644
but it's... it's fine.
370
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,354
Yeah, it stinks.
371
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:41,689
Um, are...
372
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,358
are you working
for Deborah Vance?
373
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,942
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we've been
374
00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,569
writing for her
for, like, a few months.
375
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,947
Yeah, she's winning
Comedy Special of the Year.
376
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,032
She's here?
377
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,284
Yeah.
378
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,370
Do you know
if her manager's here too?
379
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,704
And then I asked myself,
you know,
380
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,039
do I even want to date
a male model
381
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,332
at this point in my life?
382
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,250
And the answer was, yeah.
383
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,543
- Okay, Kayla...
- I do want to.
384
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,672
Who are those
Latitude douchebags talking to?
385
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,715
Oh, um, Clive somebody.
386
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,802
Yeah, that's one of the shows
that we missed on stage four.
387
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,553
Apparently he's
the toast of the town.
388
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,347
[laughter
and indistinct chatter]
389
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,058
Okay, we gotta meet that guy.
We are gonna sign him
390
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,226
before Latitude does.
391
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,894
Okay, there we go.
392
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,688
We got a live one. [laughs]
393
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,273
I'll do some recon right after
I hit the little ladies' room.
394
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,401
Do you happen to have a tampon?
395
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,944
Why would I?
396
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:28,737
[sighs] I don't know, Jimmy.
397
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,989
Hey. Deborah's here?
398
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,658
- You're here?
- Yeah.
399
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,326
Lewis asked me to join a panel
last-minute.
400
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,453
Oh, my God, Ava, that's huge.
That's awesome.
401
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,081
And she hired new writers?
402
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,334
You know what, she hired two,
403
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,086
which is actually a compliment,
isn't it?
404
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,337
She had to replace you
with two people.
405
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,547
Wow.
406
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,257
Also, you look great.
407
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,259
I like this blazer.
Very writer.
408
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,094
I'm not ready to see her.
409
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,263
Ava!
410
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,265
That doesn't matter at all.
411
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,099
- Hey.
- Holy shit.
412
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,934
- That's Winnie Landell.
- Who?
413
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,561
The head of your network.
414
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,271
Introduce me.
415
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,021
Be charming.
Come on.
416
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,440
15 people, none
of them like her.
417
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,191
- I agree.
- I don't think she's funny.
418
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,067
- Hi.
- Uh, Ava,
419
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,403
this is Winnie Landell.
She gave me my job.
420
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,612
So by proxy, she gave you yours.
421
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,448
What are you?
422
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,158
Uh, mostly Irish,
a little Scottish...
423
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,786
No, no, no,
I mean agent or stand-up...
424
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,913
- Oh, no, I'm a writer.
- Of course you are.
425
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,082
Actually, she's
my favorite writer.
426
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,542
Keep that on the down-low.
427
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,211
Hi, Lewis.
Winnie, I am Jimmy LuSaque, Jr.
428
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,589
I'm Ava's manager
and a huge fan of yours.
429
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,424
Everything you've done
at the network...
430
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,300
You're Jimmy LuSaque's kid?
431
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,301
- Yes.
- I knew him.
432
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:33,969
I fucked him once.
433
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,720
After the divorce...
434
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,680
mine, not his.
435
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,515
Well, I don't know, maybe his.
436
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:40,767
We didn't talk much.
437
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,310
What year?
438
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,686
Have you seen
the spicy tuna guy?
439
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,438
- Uh, no.
- No.
440
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,065
Was it post-'96?
441
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,733
Uh, so Winnie and I are
headed to dinner.
442
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,901
And then after, we're gonna go
to Seth and Evan's party.
443
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,111
- Do you want to go to that?
- Yes.
444
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,030
Yeah.
445
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,782
Hey, hey, spicy tuna.
446
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,824
Okay. See you there?
447
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,036
- Okay.
- Okay. All right.
448
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,205
Wow. Blunt.
You okay?
449
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,707
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure
it was after the divorce.
450
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,209
So do you think that was
an invitation
451
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,794
for both of us or just you?
452
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,337
I don't know.
I'll f... I'll find out.
453
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,713
I literally sweat
through my shirt when I heard
454
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:11,507
about Deborah,
so I got to change
455
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:12,715
if I'm going to this party.
456
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,718
Okay. Text me, all right?
457
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,345
- [elevator dings]
- Oh.
458
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,096
Sorry, can you hold the door?
459
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,265
Sorry. Thank you.
460
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,392
- [chuckles lightly]
- Wh...
461
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,895
wh-whoa.
462
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,773
Wow. Oh, my God.
463
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,566
- Deborah, hi.
- Hi.
464
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,026
I had no idea you were here.
465
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,487
Give me a hug.
[chuckles]
466
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,406
Wow.
467
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,575
Wow.
Uh...
468
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,536
well, it's... it's an honor
to be in the presence
469
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,120
of Supreme streetwear royalty.
470
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,705
- Ah.
- Congrats on everything.
471
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,832
It's been really cool
to see it all...
472
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,750
from afar, obviously.
473
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,378
It's been a good year.
474
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,004
How you doing?
475
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:51,713
Good. Real good.
476
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,215
Really, uh, really good.
477
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,717
So doing good, yeah.
478
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,011
You look well.
479
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,763
Thanks.
480
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:04,475
And you look, uh, the same.
481
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,727
- That's the goal.
- [laughs]
482
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,563
So, um, what are you up to...
483
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,231
I'm headed
to a really cool party.
484
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,108
On my way right now.
485
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,277
It's on a roof... top.
486
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,611
Fabulous.
487
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,281
[bell dings]
488
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,615
Oh, shoot, this is me.
489
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,410
Um, it was good to see you.
490
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,536
Have fun.
491
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,664
Okay.
492
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,340
Uh, I look well?
493
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,800
You got nothing
on my new haircut?
494
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:38,677
You're not gonna say I look like
495
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,678
a little page boy or something?
496
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,471
No, I just thought
maybe you'd put
497
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,514
a child's wig on backwards.
498
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,600
There we go.
Thank you.
499
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,602
Can I start on the blazer now?
500
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,813
Sorry, is that
the Tom Cruise coconut cake?
501
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,440
How the hell did you know that?
502
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,900
It's a famous cake.
Every Christmas he sends one
503
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,444
to his entire contact list.
I've read about it for years.
504
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,321
Kirsten Dunst said it was
one of the best cakes
505
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,531
she's ever had, and she was
in "Marie Antoinette."
506
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,284
Well, I guess Tom just saw
the special and he loved it.
507
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,535
That's cool.
508
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,454
How is it?
509
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,954
Fantastic.
I was very funny.
510
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,706
Ha ha. I mean the cake.
511
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,499
Oh, I'm off sugar now.
512
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,629
So...
513
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,049
no one's eating
the Tom Cruise coconut cake?
514
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,304
- Would you like to try it?
- Yeah.
515
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:23,847
For sure.
Thank you.
516
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,349
Would love that.
517
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,310
[clears throat]
I just want to say,
518
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,646
for the record,
I'm not a Tom Cruise guy,
519
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,064
and I actually think
leading man culture
520
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:37,318
is really toxic, but I do want
to see what this tastes like
521
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,694
strictly from
an anthropological standpoint.
522
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,156
Sure.
523
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:46,745
Wow.
524
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,664
Yup. [laughs]
525
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,707
Yup.
526
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,334
That is fucking good.
527
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,919
You seriously aren't
even gonna have any?
528
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,754
No.
I have to fit into a dress that
529
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,547
I have to wear tomorrow night,
so if I even have
530
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,341
a bite of something sweet,
I'll crave it.
531
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,343
Can't even look at a peach.
532
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,721
Very you, all or nothing.
533
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,642
So I met your new writers.
534
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,560
How are they?
535
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,188
They're very good joke writers.
536
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,524
So what are you doing
here at the festival?
537
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,442
Oh, well, uh,
I've actually been writing
538
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,946
on that very prestigious show
"On The Contrary."
539
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,906
[gasps]
Oh, that's incredible.
540
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:24,907
Congratulations.
541
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,660
Have you seen it?
542
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,869
I've seen clips.
543
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,538
[chuckles]
544
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,457
Yeah. Um, it's really good.
545
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,335
Really popular,
really award-winning.
546
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:39,130
So yeah, I'm here to represent
the show on a panel tomorrow,
547
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,550
uh, "Changing The World
With Laughter."
548
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,051
Ah.
549
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,969
Yeah.
550
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,887
So I don't know, I'm just bummed
551
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,639
'cause I wish
my girlfriend, Ruby,
552
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,890
the hot actress, was here.
553
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:53,561
She's stuck in LA filming
for this DC show she's in.
554
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,521
It's called "Wolf Girl."
She's the lead,
555
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:58,858
the, uh,
titular Wolf Girl, so...
556
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,401
it's top secret, though.
557
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,736
Don't tell anybody.
558
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,405
That your girlfriend's a dog?
559
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,574
I think you're the one that
should stop talking about it.
560
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,452
[laughs]
561
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,662
Yeah, we just, uh...
just moved in together.
562
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,914
- Mm.
- Gorgeous house, you know,
563
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,375
natural light, like, everywhere,
564
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:16,918
vaulted ceilings.
565
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,420
Sounds lovely.
566
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,338
Good view?
567
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:22,299
Gorgeous.
568
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,507
Well, that's good.
569
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,968
I'm really happy for you.
570
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,849
Well, I should get going.
571
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,060
Thanks for the cake.
572
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:35,145
Enjoy Montreal.
573
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,604
Oh, I won't.
574
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:40,275
It's Paris in the ears
but Hartford on the eyes.
575
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:44,195
Uh, is that the dress
576
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,780
you're trying to fit into
for tomorrow?
577
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,032
Mm-hmm.
Isn't it gorgeous?
578
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,701
Um... no.
579
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,954
It's literally
the most hideous dress
580
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,623
I've ever seen
in my entire life.
581
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,584
It's Bill Blass couture.
It's one of a kind.
582
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,044
Well, thank God
there's only one of those.
583
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,004
Okay, you're insane.
584
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:04,423
I mean, look at this.
585
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,884
I am.
That's the problem.
586
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,512
It's gorgeous... I-I mean,
the crinoline detailing alone.
587
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,472
Lady, I don't know
what to tell you, okay?
588
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:14,809
It's fugly ass.
It's giving Big Bird.
589
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,769
Oh, my God!
590
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,479
You know nothing about fashion.
You dress like
591
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,688
you're about to have lunch
on a steel girder.
592
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:22,566
Hey, whatever.
You can wear whatever you want.
593
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,652
Yeah, I know I can, and I will.
594
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,695
You know, it's just sad that
you're so wrong about this.
595
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,988
I mean, everybody loves
this dress...
596
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:31,784
Damien, Marcus, my stylist,
all of her assistants.
597
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,578
Everyone on your payroll?
598
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,831
Okay.
599
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,000
All right.
I'm gonna prove you wrong.
600
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,254
[line trills]
601
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,923
Hi, could you please
send up a bellhop?
602
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,134
A gay one.
603
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,593
Oh, my God.
604
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,594
Thank you.
605
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,429
[laughs]
606
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:52,973
You're insane.
607
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,724
We'll see.
608
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,644
Oh, my God, I can't believe
sneaking up the stairs worked.
609
00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:01,564
Crashing a party is
big Lambo energy, Jimmy.
610
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,775
Yeah, well, we are fucking
signing this guy.
611
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,194
There he is.
Okay, let's go.
612
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,529
- [sighs] Here we go.
- I appreciate you.
613
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,905
Thank you. Thanks.
614
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,740
Hey, there he is,
the toast of the fest.
615
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:12,867
How are you?
616
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,034
I'm Jimmy LuSaque, Jr., manager.
617
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:14,995
- Hi.
- Kayla Schaffer,
618
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,537
cofounder and assistant
to Jimmy.
619
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:17,955
Oh, nice to meet you guys.
620
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,540
You too.
Dude, your show...
621
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,250
- Unbelievable.
- So good...
622
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,043
I-I can't even talk about it...
don't want to.
623
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:24,753
- And we were there.
- That's very nice.
624
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,088
I-I appreciate that.
Thank you.
625
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,007
Look, I'm not gonna
bullshit you with small talk.
626
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,048
I'd love to sign you.
627
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,884
And that's a huge deal.
628
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,427
Wow.
629
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,761
You can go with
a bigger firm if you want,
630
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:33,971
but we come from a place
like that,
631
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,139
and I can tell you firsthand,
632
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,849
they will not treat you
with the same kind
633
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,225
of care and attention
that we can.
634
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,518
We are really good at developing
635
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:41,061
long-term strategy
for our clients.
636
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:42,479
We're very thoughtful
and we want to create
637
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,857
a five-year and a ten-year plan
for you.
638
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,734
Okay.
Uh...
639
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,110
you guys really think
I can make it?
640
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:50,404
Oh, we know it.
641
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:52,990
Wow.
Man, I appreciate that.
642
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,575
I do, 'cause I...
I mean, I've been talking
643
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,118
to some of the other reps,
and they've been,
644
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,828
you know, hesitant.
645
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,039
- Well, they're idiots, okay?
- Fucking losers.
646
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,082
- We represent Deborah Vance.
- Total icon.
647
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,959
Between us, she is 70... shh...
648
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,586
and doing better
than ever, okay?
649
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,088
That's gonna be you
when you're that age.
650
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:11,884
Man, your optimism is...
it's so inspiring.
651
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,428
Uh... I'm in.
652
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,014
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
653
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,933
Well, all right. Hey!
654
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,768
Welcome to la familia.
655
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,228
- All right.
- All right, dude,
656
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,604
we're gonna get
celebratory drinks, okay?
657
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:24,439
- Whoo!
- Okay, I shouldn't, but...
658
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,941
yeah, all right, let's do it.
659
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,943
- Okay.
- Whoo!
660
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,486
[knock on door]
661
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,112
- Get in the bathroom.
- What? Why?
662
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:32,822
Because I don't want
you influencing him.
663
00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,782
Go.
664
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:35,867
Fine.
665
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,078
- Hi.
- I need the cash up front.
666
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,871
My pants stay on.
Where is he?
667
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,665
Oh, my God, no.
No, no, no, no.
668
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,083
No, I just had
a quick question for you.
669
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,626
- Come on in.
- Oh, amazing.
670
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:46,795
I was not in the mood.
671
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,130
Okay, this dress,
672
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:51,674
what do you think?
673
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,758
Wh-why are you asking me?
674
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:55,302
Did you, like...
did you work on it?
675
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,972
No, no, I just want to know
honestly what you think.
676
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,098
Honest opinion.
677
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,724
It's weird.
678
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,934
- Okay.
- Is that... yeah, I think it's...
679
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,769
One might say, like, it's ugly.
680
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,479
It's really ugly.
I would say it's really ugly.
681
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,981
- [door opens]
- Hey! Okay.
682
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,650
That was a very leading
line of questioning.
683
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,818
This dress is gorgeous.
684
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,027
It was custom-made for me.
685
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:13,821
Oh, on y... on... on you?
686
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,739
You would wear it?
Oh, we... I actually think
687
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,658
then that could
be fierce, actually.
688
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,702
I mean, that could be
a slay even.
689
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,829
You're, like, my... my queen.
690
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,706
- You can go.
- Oh, hold on.
691
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:27,668
I was imagining it on her,
you have to understand.
692
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,669
- Wh...
- There you go.
693
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,254
Thank you so much.
694
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,089
She... she tricked me.
695
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,466
[chuckles]
696
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,177
- [door closes]
- I don't even think he's gay.
697
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,596
You really shouldn't assume
someone's sexual orientation,
698
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,266
but he absolutely was.
699
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,851
Well, if he's gay
with an ass like that,
700
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,185
he's got worse problems
than my assumptions.
701
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,687
- Deborah.
- Well, I mean,
702
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,063
he didn't say he was gay.
703
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,398
Not everyone walks around
704
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,233
announcing
their sexual orientation.
705
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,193
Well, that's what I thought
till I met you.
706
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:56,697
[laughter]
707
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,325
I'm gonna have another drink.
You want one before you go?
708
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:04,038
Um... sure.
709
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,166
- Just one.
- Okay.
710
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,087
Whoo!
711
00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,048
Well, well, well, Latitude boys.
712
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,215
We're just having
celebratory drinks
713
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,343
because, um,
we just signed Clive Matthews.
714
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,678
- Oh.
- Gotta burn, huh?
715
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,972
- Ouch.
- I mean, not really.
716
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,974
- We weren't gonna sign him.
- Why not?
717
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,101
His show is, like,
the show of the festival.
718
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:27,186
Everybody's talking about it.
We got there first.
719
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,855
Did you even see it?
720
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:31,315
The guy's got three months
to live.
721
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,108
Yeah, he's terminal.
722
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,402
It's really sad.
723
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:38,113
Oh, my God.
It wasn't on stage four.
724
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,657
It's called Stage Four.
725
00:27:40,658 --> 00:27:42,785
Wait, what?
What does he have?
726
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:43,911
Ligma.
727
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,954
- Ligma?
- Yeah.
728
00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:47,081
Ligma balls.
729
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,082
Oh, my God.
730
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,292
Shut up.
731
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,919
Are you guys...
are you doing a bit?
732
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,961
Is he really sick?
733
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:54,880
He is.
It sucks.
734
00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:55,548
Beautiful show, though.
735
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:58,258
No, it-it's true.
736
00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:01,011
He has bofa.
737
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,304
Bofa deez nuts.
738
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,972
Oh, my God.
Get the fuck
739
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,725
out of my fucking face!
740
00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:07,976
I'm rooting for him.
741
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,436
Get out of here, Silas, please.
742
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:12,439
Ugh. Silas is up your ass.
743
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,233
It's sending chills
down my spine.
744
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,068
Get over
the Silas thing, please.
745
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,985
Okay, we have bigger problems.
746
00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:19,363
And no more signing
fresh, young talent, all right?
747
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,864
Let's just stick
with the clients
748
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:22,324
we have and do right by them.
749
00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:24,076
Should I set that meeting
with Vanna White?
750
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,285
She wants to do a musical.
751
00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:27,704
[sighs] Yes.
752
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:29,957
Hey, Clive,
looking good, brother.
753
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,542
Healthy as a dog.
754
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,126
I told him no.
755
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:34,420
Why not?
756
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,130
Because I didn't want
to get herpes!
757
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,631
[laughs]
758
00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,800
I mean, a cold sore
on top of filler
759
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,219
is a nightmare.
760
00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:46,682
So it seems like
you're having fun.
761
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,016
How could I not be?
762
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,685
I'm selling out
bigger venues than ever.
763
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,311
Strangers pay for my meals.
764
00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:53,439
My commercial quote
is astronomical now.
765
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,357
Oh, good, I was gonna ask
about your commercial quote.
766
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:57,360
It's astronomical.
767
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:02,948
You and your scribes working
on, uh, new material?
768
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:04,700
No, not really.
769
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,077
It-it's weird.
I have so much goodwill
770
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,996
from the special
that the audience laughs
771
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:11,331
at practically anything I say.
772
00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,125
And you hate that.
773
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,710
- Well...
- Oh, come on.
774
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,753
You hate it.
You need a challenge.
775
00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:18,172
That's why you're trying
to crash diet your way
776
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,507
into that hideous dress.
777
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,342
I mean, how many other
amazing dresses
778
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:24,761
could you look incredible in
right now?
779
00:29:24,762 --> 00:29:26,805
- Billions.
- Exactly.
780
00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:28,849
You're creating obstacles
for yourself.
781
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,143
Eh, maybe.
782
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,353
Oh, while you're here,
while you're here,
783
00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:36,064
for my speech tomorrow night,
784
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:40,027
did I ever tell you that story
about how I was potty training
785
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,070
DJ and a cat at the same time?
786
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,572
Uh... wasn't a competition,
but the cat won.
787
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:47,075
Um, would this joke be funnier
788
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:49,746
ending with "shitter"
or "toilet"?
789
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,500
I-I don't... I don't know.
790
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,752
Which is funnier?
Shitter or toilet?
791
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,504
Yeah, I'm... I'm not sure.
792
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,881
Well, just think about it.
What's your opinion?
793
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,382
Not really my department.
794
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,092
Well, yeah, it kind of is.
795
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,093
You're a comedy writer.
796
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:07,095
Yeah, but not for you.
797
00:30:07,096 --> 00:30:09,431
You fired me.
I don't work for you anymore.
798
00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:10,308
Ah. Okay.
799
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,851
As a friend.
800
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,562
A friend?
801
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,773
If I'm your friend, then
why haven't you texted me back
802
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,859
in, like, nine fucking months?
803
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:24,404
I was... I was busy.
804
00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,822
Yeah, I've been busy too.
805
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,699
That's not an excuse
to just never respond,
806
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,077
especially to
objectively funny memes.
807
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,663
Oh, you mean
the yellow guy in the bush?
808
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,082
Oh, my God, it's Homer Simpson!
809
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,417
- Show some respect.
- Look, I apologize
810
00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:39,169
for some unanswered texts,
811
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,337
but that was kind of
the whole point,
812
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,923
you going out on your own...
and it worked.
813
00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,299
I mean, you're changing
the world with laughter.
814
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:48,262
Okay, but why did you have
to cut me out cold turkey?
815
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,513
To teach me
some kind of a lesson?
816
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,139
What are you, Mr. Miyagi,
and I'm the Karate Kid?
817
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,433
Well, it wouldn't kill you
to learn how to wear a belt.
818
00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,601
Don't make jokes.
819
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:57,521
I had to go to couples therapy
820
00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,483
'cause my girlfriend was
so sick of me talking about it.
821
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:04,945
You ignoring me
really hurt my feelings.
822
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,531
Some things are better
with a clean break.
823
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,408
Maybe for you.
824
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:12,077
But did you even think about
how that would make me feel?
825
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,580
Did you think about me at all?
826
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:17,541
You know, I... I didn't deserve
to be cut out like that.
827
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,418
Okay? I'm not your sister.
828
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,961
I'm not Joy Behar.
829
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,379
[singsongy]
Someone had too much sugar.
830
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,922
Oh, my God.
831
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,215
What is wrong with you?
832
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,508
I do not miss this bullshit.
833
00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:29,428
In fact, why am I even here?
834
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,138
I'm supposed to be
at a cool party.
835
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:33,473
You know what? Congrats
on your fucking award, Deborah.
836
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:34,933
I'll see ya.
837
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:36,935
[huffs] Jesus Christ.
838
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,855
[downtempo jazzy music]
839
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,440
[laughter and applause]
840
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,318
And also from
the Peabody Award-winning
841
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,320
"On The Contrary
with Lewis Benton,"
842
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,405
please welcome Ava Daniels.
843
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:51,993
[applause]
844
00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:58,332
It was just
this stupid one-line joke.
845
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:02,711
But at the same time, it did
speak to the massive injustice
846
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,921
in the fintech sector
that did affect change,
847
00:32:04,922 --> 00:32:07,924
and that felt
really, really cool.
848
00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:11,261
Absolutely.
849
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,680
Well, we're gonna use
our last 15 minutes here
850
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,557
to take some questions
from the audience.
851
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,435
Yes, you in the striped shirt.
852
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:22,022
Hi. My question is for Ava.
853
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,316
Oh, no.
[laughter]
854
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:27,444
No, I'm... I'm just kidding.
Uh, go ahead.
855
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,655
So you have my dream job.
856
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,032
Uh, not to be a downer,
but I feel like
857
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:32,867
I've been working at this
for a while now,
858
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,327
and I'm just starting to doubt
859
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,329
that I'm gonna get the jobs
that I actually want.
860
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:41,083
So I guess I'm just wondering
if you have any advice
861
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:42,668
for someone who feels like
it just might be too hard?
862
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:46,046
Well, um, I guess I'd say,
863
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,131
you just got to take
a ton of shots on goal.
864
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:53,345
You know, just keep trying,
keep at it, and...
865
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,555
one of those shots
is gonna get in.
866
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,599
Thank you.
867
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,227
[applause]
868
00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:03,230
Okay, the gentleman
in the back with the red shirt.
869
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:05,148
Actually, sorry.
870
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,984
Wh-what you were saying
about it being hard,
871
00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:10,529
it is really, really hard.
872
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,740
And to be honest,
that doesn't ever change.
873
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:16,493
You know, y-you got
to scratch and claw.
874
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,412
And it doesn't get better.
875
00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:21,123
It just gets harder.
876
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:25,460
But the scratch in the very
beginning is the fun part.
877
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:26,753
It's the good part.
878
00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:32,092
And, you know, I hope you get
every job that you want,
879
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:35,679
but just try to enjoy
where you're at right now,
880
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:42,060
'cause... you'll miss it,
881
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:44,480
and you can never go back.
882
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,400
Thank you.
883
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:53,447
[Brandi Carlile's "The Story"]
884
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,199
♪ All of these lines
across my face ♪
885
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,618
[cell phone chimes]
886
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:03,623
♪ Tell you the story
of who I am ♪
887
00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:08,170
♪ So many stories
of where I've been ♪
888
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:11,131
♪ And how I got
to where I am ♪
889
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,340
Deborah Vance.
890
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,759
[cheers and applause]
891
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:19,306
♪ But these stories
don't mean anything ♪
892
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:23,769
♪ When you've got no one
to tell them to ♪
893
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:28,148
♪ It's true ♪
894
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:30,066
Oh, sorry.
I was looking for someone.
895
00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:31,485
Oh, they checked out.
896
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,488
Oh. Thank you.
897
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:38,784
♪ ♪
898
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:43,538
♪ No, they don't know
who I really am ♪
899
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:48,627
♪ And they don't know
what I've been through ♪
900
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:52,130
♪ Like you do ♪
901
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:57,512
♪ And I was made for you ♪
902
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:03,642
♪ All of these lines
across my face ♪
903
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:08,396
♪ Tell you the story
of who I am ♪
904
00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:13,318
♪ So many stories
of where I've been ♪
905
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:17,364
♪ And how I got
to where I am ♪
906
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:23,453
♪ Oh, but these stories
don't mean anything ♪
907
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:28,708
♪ When you've got no one
to tell them to ♪
908
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:32,045
♪ It's true ♪
909
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:36,258
♪ I was made for you ♪
910
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:43,182
♪ ♪
911
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:11,418
♪ Oh, yeah, well, it's true ♪
912
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:16,299
♪ That I was made for you ♪
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