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What's in the sack, Jack?
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Just a little show
of gratitude
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from a satisfied client.
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He's a merchandising honcho
with the Voodoo Lounge tour.
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Grab what you want, chief.
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Give the rest to your friends.
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Somehow, I can't
see Kelly wearing that.
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Give her a CD, then.
Take what you want,
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but leave the Let It
Bleed album for me.
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And my chick.
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Oh, you're bad.
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Dad, uh, this stuff's
great and everything,
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but, uh, how about some tickets?
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They're playing
at the Rose Bowl.
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Well, truthfully, I'd
rather listen to them
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in the privacy of my home.
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I'm not talking about you, Dad.
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Oh, you want to
go to the concert.
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I thought you were
worried about midterms.
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Well, I'm worried about
a lot of things, Dad,
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but a couple tickets
to the Rolling Stones
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may alleviate some of my pain,
if you know what I'm saying.
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Yeah, well, I'll
see what I can do.
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But they might be sold out.
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Really? I can't believe that
after all these years
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people are still excited
about the Rolling Stones.
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- Hi, Kel.
- Hi.
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Hey, I know that girl!
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No, don't look at them.
I just spent the last hour
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going over every
little imperfection.
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What're you talking
about? You look great.
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That's what everyone
at the magazine says.
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Maybe that's why I'm so nervous.
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What's in the bag?
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Rolling Stones T-shirts.
One for you if you'd like.
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No. I'm still trying
to adjust to the fact
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that I've got to go
to their show tonight.
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You're going to the concert?
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Yeah, the magazine editor
wants me to go hang out
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in the VIP lounge, have a
photo-op with a Stone or two.
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And you're not excited?
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Brandon, I would be,
but I've got a midterm
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in Abnormal Psychology tomorrow.
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Well, if you would like
me to go in your place,
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all you have to
do is say the word.
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I would, thanks,
but I just don't think
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that they'd consider you for the
cover of the swimsuit edition.
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That's only because they've
never seen me in a thong.
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- So, you really want to go?
- Absolutely,
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it would help take my mind
off this whole CRB thing.
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What's a CRB?
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The Constitutional Review Board.
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I just got word they're
gonna meet on Friday night
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to decide whether or not I
have the right to be president.
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I wish you didn't have
to go through this.
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- It had to happen sometime.
- I don't get it.
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Why does Alex Diaz
have it in for you?
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Because I'm the
president and he's not.
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Hmm. So going to the Stones'
concert would be the only thing
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that would get your
mind off of him?
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Well, I can think of
a few other things.
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- Like what?
- Well...
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Mmm, that?
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All right, stand by.
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This is C.U. Later
Entertainment News, take one.
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Wow, I'm excited, David.
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In the concert spotlight
tonight is the Rolling Stone's
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big Voodoo Lounge
show at the Rose Bowl.
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That's right, Clare.
It's sold out, so even
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if you wanted to get tickets
for tonight, you couldn't.
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Yeah, like I'd really want to
watch an irrelevant band of...
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Dinosaurs?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Guys, can you read
the copy that's given?
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This is news, not commentary.
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Sure. Sorry, look, just
give us a second, all right?
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We have a couple
rewrites we're gonna do.
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Great.
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Bored yet?
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No. But they are so wrong.
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About what?
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The Stones. I mean,
they are rock and roll.
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You've got to give the
masters some respect.
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Well, I don't know
their stuff that well.
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Believe me, I do.
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My mother took me to my
first concert when I was six.
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I've caught every one
of their tours since.
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And "Wild Horses" was probably
the first song I ever sang.
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It's a beautiful ballad.
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I'd like to hear you do it.
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I got a better idea.
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You should hear
Mick do it, live.
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What? What's going on?
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I think you're looking at the
guy who's going to take you
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to your first Rolling
Stones concert.
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Kelly, have you seen Brandon?
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Yeah, he should
be here in a minute.
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- Good.
- Come, sit down.
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Thanks.
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You should see these proofs.
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They're beautiful.
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Can we please talk about
something other than me?
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How are your midterms going?
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Ask me at the end of the week.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I've got a Genetics
professor who likes to test you
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on stuff you haven't studied.
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Yeah, I think Brandon
will be relieved
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when his World History is over.
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Brandon will be relieved
when he finds out that
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Jim got two free tickets
to the Rolling Stones.
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He'll be stoked.
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Stoked about what?
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Are those for tonight's
concert, Mom?
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Oh, you mean these two VIP,
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first-row, to die for
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tickets and all-access passes?
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Life is good.
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Oh,
and if you don't need
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the extra ticket,
Valerie would love to go.
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Gotcha.
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I heard
the CRB is going
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to rule on your
Presidency this Friday.
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No, that's just a nasty rumor.
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Well, if you need
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any legal advice, Jesse
would be glad to help.
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Thanks.
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But actually, I'm hoping
they're gonna postpone
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the whole thing till the
Chancellor gets back in town.
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Sit down.
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Nope, no can do.
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Got too much work
to do at the library.
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Meet me at the Pit, though.
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We'll go to the
concert together.
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- That's the plan.
- Okay. Thanks, Mom.
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Bye.
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Does Brandon realize he
could be impeached this Friday?
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I think he's in denial.
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Good afternoon, Alex.
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Getting all geared up for
the battle royal Friday night?
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You obviously haven't
checked your messages.
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So, do I have to
check the machine,
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or are you going to
save me the suspense?
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The Constitutional Review
Board convenes at 6:00 tonight.
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Tonight?
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Check the machine.
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It'll be the same message I got.
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It's a three-judge panel.
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That's three
schedules to juggle.
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Apparently this head
man, Dershenbaum,
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is due in federal
court on Friday.
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So we were moved up.
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And you're thinking
between the two of us,
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we can get it postponed?
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No.
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I'm here to tell you that
you are going to lose.
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But if you still want
a political career
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on this campus,
resign as president now.
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- Before the hearing?
- That's right.
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It's a show of good faith.
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And then come
next general election,
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we'll back you in
any other office.
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You know, I do
have front-row tickets
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to the Rolling Stones tonight.
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Great.
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Enjoy the show.
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You know what, Alex,
I just can't do it.
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I'll see you in court.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Look, I'm sorry if I
haven't been much of
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a conversationalist
these last few days.
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Well, I hate to break it,
but, uh, you never were.
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You want some gum?
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No, thanks.
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Lollipops, toothpicks,
breath mints?
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What'd you do, win the
door prize at the mini-mart?
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No, I'm, uh... just
detoxing like you.
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I've sworn off of cigarettes,
liquor, pot, everything.
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Even sex?
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Well, this week anyway.
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So I guess we do have to talk.
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Oh, before I forget, um...
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Brandon wanted me to
give you this hat and T-shirt.
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Oh, the Rolling Stones!
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He said if you didn't
want it, he'd understand.
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Are you kidding?
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I want it.
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So, um, how you feeling?
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I'm just, you know,
settling in for the long haul.
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Well, you'll make it.
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I better make it.
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Look, there's a
couple little things
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that I think you should know.
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Like what?
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Like, um...
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no one knows that I
was with you the night
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that you almost killed yourself,
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and if we could
keep it that way...
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Yeah, we can keep it that way.
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What else?
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Well, when your mom asked
me to go back to the house,
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to get you some clothes,
I found your stash.
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Did you enjoy it?
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I flushed it down the toilet.
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Afraid I'd start using it again?
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No.
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In case the police got a warrant
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and searched your
house while you were here.
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Listen to what you just said.
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I can't be dragging
you into stuff like this.
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- Val, I mean...
- Dylan...
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No, hear me out.
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We had some good times.
I gotta do this by myself.
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It's the only way
it's gonna work.
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You gotta get
on with your life...
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without me in it.
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Yeah, I...
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I guess that's
why I'm here, too.
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To say good-bye.
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So long.
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Bye.
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Look at this line.
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You think we got
here early enough?
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We're right on time.
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We probably should have
brought some seats or something.
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I mean, they're probably not
gonna let people in for hours.
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- We're not waiting in line.
- What?
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Ray, do you have
tickets or don't you?
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The show's sold out.
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I don't have tickets.
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Oh, great.
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Relax. I've seen all the
great shows without tickets.
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I've seen Springsteen,
Nirvana, even the Eagles.
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I never miss a note.
We can go right in.
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Hold on.
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I'm not doing anything illegal.
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Who said anything about that?
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Here you go.
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What's this?
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A vendor's badge.
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Vendor? We're working here?
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Of course. It's the only
way to see the show.
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Yeah, all right, that's good.
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Okay, I'm online with Delphi.
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All right, type in
"Go Ent Rock".
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There's a whole
Rolling Stones section.
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Okay, one sec,
let's just check out
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this live chat conference first,
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see what these
cretin fans are saying.
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"The San Diego show was awesome.
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Mick was shaman-like.
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Keith was killer. The
Stones rule... Kenny".
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Clare, what are you doing?
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Chatting back. "Kenny,
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obviously, anyone who
uses as many clichés as you do
256
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,814
probably wouldn't know
good music if it was injected
257
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:38,184
into his... ear.
258
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,685
Clare."
259
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,487
Clare, these people
are gonna jump
260
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,489
down your throat...
You're gonna get flamed.
261
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:44,857
Exactly.
262
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,159
Oh, here come the
angry responses now.
263
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:50,496
"Yo, Mick/Keith faithful,
don't pay any attention
264
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,364
to this Clare-a-Belle..."
265
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,099
Clare-a-Belle?
266
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,468
"She's obviously an experiment
in artificial stupidity."
267
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,437
Wait, hold on a second,
let me give it a shot.
268
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,105
- Okay.
- "Hey, buds,
269
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,440
I was offered tickets
270
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,276
to the LA show, but
I'd rather stay home
271
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,579
and format my floppies."
272
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,147
Nice blast.
273
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:11,483
You didn't really get
offered tickets, right?
274
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,686
Well, yeah, my dad left a
message on the machine.
275
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,254
I gotta call him
back and tell him no.
276
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,456
No! Don't... don't...
don't do that.
277
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,591
Let's go.
278
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,492
What, are you serious?
279
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,261
Yeah, come on,
don't you want to see
280
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,930
these rabid fans up
close and personal?
281
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,432
It'll be a panic.
282
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,934
Okay...
283
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,537
"Thanks for all
your kind thoughts,
284
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:34,707
but anyone who
thinks the Stones rule
285
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,876
probably got into the gene pool
286
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,345
while the lifeguard
wasn't watching".
287
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,581
So, we'll go pick up the
programs and souvenirs
288
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,149
right before they
let the crowd in.
289
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,417
Then we'll go meet
my cousin, Conway,
290
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,019
and he'll assign us as floaters.
291
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,487
We can go anywhere
and see it all
292
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:49,989
while we work...
You're gonna love it.
293
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,757
Well, luckily I got
some experience
294
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,726
at the pumpkin
patch making change.
295
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,228
Yeah, I got you on
the fast track now.
296
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,663
Come on, I'm gonna
show you something
297
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:58,831
you're never gonna forget.
298
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,245
Oh, my God.
299
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:16,415
This is what it's
like to be a rock star.
300
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,417
I bet even Mick
Jagger gets butterflies
301
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,551
before the show starts.
302
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,586
Everybody does.
303
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,187
How many people do you think
304
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,923
are gonna be here tonight?
305
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,458
Oh, 70,000, give or
take a vendor or two.
306
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,194
Imagine what it feels
like to perform up here.
307
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,064
You know, this could
be you someday.
308
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,702
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome if you will...
309
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,238
Ray Pruit!
310
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,639
Thank you, thank you.
311
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,641
I'd like to dedicate
this first song
312
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:45,411
to the best thing that
ever happened to me.
313
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,728
♪ I don't wanna see you ♪
314
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,630
♪ Ever sad ♪
315
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,869
♪ Everything that I've got ♪
316
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,671
♪ You can have ♪
317
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,076
♪ When it's all too much ♪
318
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,547
♪ You need some human touch ♪
319
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:26,585
♪ To see it's
really not so bad ♪
320
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,256
Hey, man, what are you doing?
321
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,391
Get outta here!
322
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,626
Uh, sorry, man, no harm done.
323
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,897
Show's over.
324
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,599
This is so cool!
325
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,205
Just send over what
you want me to sign
326
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,272
and I'll sign it.
327
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,273
Oh, come on.
328
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,475
Don't take that attitude.
329
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,609
Hey, Steve,
330
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,777
it's not an attitude, all right?
331
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,345
It's where I'm at
with it right now.
332
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,380
Let's just move on.
333
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,215
Well, everything considered,
334
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,650
investing probably
isn't something
335
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,819
you need to be doing
now anyway, right?
336
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,321
Definitely not.
337
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,390
Hmm, so, uh,
338
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,824
what's this place really like?
339
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,828
You know, the first few days,
it's called "the honeymoon."
340
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,897
How bad could it be?
341
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,298
When's the honeymoon over?
342
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,135
Tonight, when I meet
my therapy group.
343
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,403
Group therapy...
344
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,204
You've been down
that road with A.A.
345
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,607
Yeah, but this place
is nothing like A.A.
346
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,476
I mean, it's like a throwback
to the '60s, you know,
347
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,111
the kind of therapy
they had back then.
348
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,114
Uh, confrontational analysis.
349
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,151
Well, go slow.
350
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,154
Just kinda ease in, okay?
351
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,289
Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to do.
352
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,627
Oh, chow time. Believe
me, you don't want to
353
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,695
be here for this. Come
on, I'll walk you out.
354
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:47,566
What's the matter
with you, Willie?
355
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,068
You come all the
way out here, brother,
356
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,736
you ain't got
nothing to say to me?
357
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,871
I didn't know what to say.
358
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,706
Well, I've known
you a long time.
359
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,175
Just tell me what's
on your mind.
360
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,177
I feel bad for you, Dylan.
361
00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,778
You just keep messing up.
362
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,449
Yeah, well, who asked you?
363
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,850
Subtle.
364
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,737
Jim...
365
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,339
Honey, I'm making dinner.
366
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,775
Yeah, but I want
some hors d'oeuvres.
367
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,044
Ooh, you're so bad.
368
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,079
Hmm...
369
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,558
Valerie!
370
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,094
I thought you were going
to the Stones concert.
371
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,698
I decided I was
gonna study instead.
372
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,533
Oh, no problem.
373
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,104
Well, uh, I'll be upstairs.
374
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,172
Pretend I'm not here.
375
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:02,908
Bye.
376
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,549
You all ready, counselor?
377
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,085
Well, I could've used
a little more time,
378
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,420
but uh, we'll stay
on our toes, eh?
379
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:16,955
Anything I should watch out for?
380
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,957
Well, from what I've
seen of three-judge panels,
381
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,959
it's politics and personality
that tip the balance.
382
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,629
You're gonna need two out
of three to back you in there...
383
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,964
meaning, we're gonna have
to win a few friends, all right?
384
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:26,965
All right.
385
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,133
Hi, Brandon.
386
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,401
Hi, Janice, are
you and Alex ready
387
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,869
for your coup d'etat?
388
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,906
Look. Politically, we may
be in opposite camps,
389
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,340
but you know how much I admired
390
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,975
the way you handled
yourself with Roland Turner.
391
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,744
Well, I don't want
to seem ungrateful,
392
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,779
but this sure is a
funny way of showing it.
393
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,514
It's nothing personal, Brandon.
394
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,184
Yeah, it never is.
395
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,418
Yeah.
396
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,792
Very PC of you, Walsh,
a representative of color.
397
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,861
You're kidding, and I thought
398
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,764
I just hired the best
available attorney... ha!
399
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,335
Is Janice Williams
still with Diaz?
400
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,770
Yeah, but she wished me luck.
401
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,837
Wasn't that big of her?
402
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,306
Look at this.
403
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,407
I can't believe this,
404
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,474
somebody ordered take-out here.
405
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,842
Oh, that's mine, over here.
406
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,246
Who's the hungry man?
407
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:15,247
That's Aaron Dershenbaum.
408
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,415
He's the head jurist,
409
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:17,849
teaches Constitutional Law here.
410
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,685
From what I can
pick up, prides himself
411
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,554
on defending the
protected classes.
412
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,489
What was that you were
saying about politics?
413
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,491
- What about the other two?
- That's Marcia Ramsden,
414
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,827
up-and-coming feminist
lawyer, specializing
415
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,662
in sexual discrimination suits.
416
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:31,930
Great.
417
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,200
Okay, so it's not exactly
the panel we hoped for.
418
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,503
And to think I could be
in Steve's limo right now
419
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,572
arriving at the Rolling
Stones concert.
420
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,910
Welcome to the Rose Bowl
421
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,079
and tonight's Rolling
Stones concert.
422
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:51,116
Stadium policy prohibits the
following inside the stadium:
423
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:54,119
bottles, cans, coolers
or containers of any kind,
424
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:58,724
drugs, alcohol, camera
or video equipment.
425
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,193
All patrons subject
to search at all gates.
426
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:04,663
There is no
check-in of any items.
427
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:08,033
Please leave valuables
locked inside your vehicle.
428
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,304
Welcome to the Rose Bowl
429
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,573
and tonight's Rolling
Stones concert.
430
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,075
Stadium policy prohibits the
following inside the stadium...
431
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,410
No, no, no, lose the book.
432
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,544
You're embarrassing me.
433
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:20,779
Come on. What're
you talking about?
434
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:21,980
There's a lot of
dead time at concerts.
435
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,248
I'm gonna make the most of it.
436
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,719
Kelly! Hi.
437
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,421
Hey, I didn't know
you guys were coming.
438
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,422
- Hey!
- Well,
439
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:31,723
David's father invited us.
440
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:32,891
So we thought we'd
come down and check out
441
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,726
what this Stones
hype was all about.
442
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,261
I thought we were here to bag
on everything.
443
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:37,329
Well, that, too.
444
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,097
Where is Mel? I'd
love to say hello.
445
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:40,766
We were supposed to
meet him at the main gate,
446
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,434
but I guess he's running
a little late, so we're
447
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,169
gonna go over to will-call
then swing back through.
448
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,605
Same ol' Mel. Happy hunting.
449
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:47,539
See you guys inside.
450
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,341
Only if you can get backstage.
451
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:54,112
David, I get the impression
from what Kelly said,
452
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:56,114
your father may not be
the most dependable person
453
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,282
on the planet... yes, no?
454
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:58,950
No, don't listen
to Kelly, all right?
455
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,620
He'll be here, eventually.
456
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,654
Have a good time.
457
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,790
Steve Sanders.
458
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,059
Hey, I see my photographer.
I'll see you in there.
459
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,460
- Okay.
- How do you spell that?
460
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,797
Sanders, S-A-N-D-E-R-S.
461
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,232
I was comped by the band.
462
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,467
Could it be under another name?
463
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,636
Uh, actually, yes it could.
464
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:18,937
Try Claudette Wells.
465
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,305
I'm actually her guest.
466
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,208
Ms. Wells didn't
leave you a ticket.
467
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:25,110
She's expecting me backstage.
468
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:26,812
Yeah, try the Special Ticket
Window to your left, sir.
469
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:27,846
They'll help you
reach your party.
470
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,281
Next.
471
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,485
- Ooh, watch it.
- Sorry, man.
472
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:34,553
Peace.
473
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:35,587
The Grateful Dead's next month.
474
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,290
Have your IDs ready.
475
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,958
You must have your IDs.
476
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:45,163
My wallet!
477
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,699
Hey!
478
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:53,071
We have a new member,
as you can all see.
479
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,106
His name is Dylan.
480
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,741
Move him into the circle.
481
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:56,975
He's avoiding us.
482
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,679
Would you like
to move in, Dylan?
483
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:05,717
Not yet.
484
00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:06,818
All right.
485
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,587
I'll accept that.
486
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,189
Okay, let me introduce
you to the group.
487
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:12,657
Shira,
488
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:16,561
Joe, Mitch, Dee, Rich
489
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,130
and Charley.
490
00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:20,899
How you doing?
491
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:22,901
Oh, we're doing great, genius.
492
00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:26,004
Yeah, we're just about one
step away from the padded room.
493
00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:28,840
Thank you for that
reminder, Charley.
494
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,208
Okay, when we broke up yesterday
495
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:31,610
we were talking
about the difference
496
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,946
between guilt
and responsibility.
497
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:37,082
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
498
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:39,418
We have a newcomer.
I want to know
499
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:42,220
what his problem is before
we start opening our veins up.
500
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,722
Not much to say.
501
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,724
I guess your hat
says it all, huh?
502
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,926
Stones Man.
503
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,228
You a junkie or just a drunk?
504
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,897
Hey, I'm just a
guy wearing a hat.
505
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:53,865
Why don't you get
off my back and relax?
506
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,267
Don't you tell me to relax.
507
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,068
Hey, hey, that's enough,
Charley. Sit down.
508
00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:59,438
Sit down!
509
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:06,478
You're dominating
the group again.
510
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,246
Somebody else speak, please.
511
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,016
Did you go to West Beverly High?
512
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:13,919
Yeah, Class of '93.
513
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,487
Hmm, I thought so.
514
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,322
I was two years ahead of you.
515
00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:18,890
Isn't that sweet?
516
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,593
Another over-privileged
meltdown.
517
00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:24,429
I love having rich
boys for dinner.
518
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:25,997
Hey, do I know you?
519
00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:29,000
Oh, you will, oh, yes.
520
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,069
We having fun now!
521
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:32,304
Hmm?
522
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:50,489
Ritchie!
523
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:51,890
Oh!
524
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,197
Programs!
525
00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:02,434
Programs. Programs.
526
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,069
Hot dogs!
527
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,370
Hey, Donna,
528
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,906
let's work our way
towards the tunnel.
529
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,341
The Stones are
coming on stage soon.
530
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,642
Okay, I'll be right there.
531
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,581
Donna?
532
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:17,682
Donna!
533
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:20,352
Steve?
534
00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:21,486
Donna!
535
00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:22,554
Where are you?!
536
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,456
Donna, out here!
537
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,829
Oh, Donna...
538
00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:35,033
Why are you wearing
that ridiculous getup?
539
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:36,968
Selling programs.
Why, you want one?
540
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:37,969
No.
541
00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:39,804
I want to get in.
I need a ticket!
542
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:40,972
Some hippie dude
jacked my wallet.
543
00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:42,040
He stole my cash,
544
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,875
my credit cards,
my ID, everything!
545
00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:45,977
I've got a major business
meeting backstage.
546
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:47,345
I need to get in.
547
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,714
Hey, Donna, you all right?
548
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:51,550
Yeah, I am, but Steve's not.
549
00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:52,951
You remember my
friend Steve, right?
550
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,554
- Yeah, sure, KEG House.
- Yeah.
551
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:57,722
Do you think there's any
way we can get Steve in?
552
00:25:57,822 --> 00:25:59,658
Into the show? Sure.
553
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:01,159
Uh, you know what,
a hundred bucks
554
00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:03,061
I can probably scalp a
great ticket out here, man.
555
00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:04,596
I'd really appreciate that.
556
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:06,698
Hey, you don't need to pay,
man. I'll get you in for free.
557
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:07,699
What size are you?
558
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:09,868
Why do you want to know my size?
559
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,737
Ice cream!
560
00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:14,272
Ice cream...
561
00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,242
Yeah, can I get an ice cream?
562
00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:18,443
Beat it.
563
00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:20,278
Hey, where can I change?
564
00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:21,413
Bathroom's right over there.
565
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:23,949
You saved my butt, man.
566
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:25,283
I'm gonna make this up to
you someday.
567
00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:28,119
- Hey, no problem.
- Now with a little luck
568
00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:30,522
I'll be
in the VIP lounge in no time.
569
00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,663
Hey, Sue, can you...
can you take these?
570
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,198
We're gonna grab
a couple of sodas.
571
00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:57,282
In summation, the
court must understand
572
00:26:57,382 --> 00:27:00,218
that after the tragic
death of Josh Richland,
573
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:03,488
there was no precedent or
language in the Constitution
574
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:06,925
that accorded the vice
president automatic succession.
575
00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:11,796
And so if Brandon Walsh had not
illegally seized the presidency
576
00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:13,231
for his own aggrandizement,
577
00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:15,533
there would have
been a new election,
578
00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,737
which is all we're asking for.
579
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:21,006
Thank you.
580
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,408
Very good.
581
00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,778
Now, I'd like to suggest...
582
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,113
Oh...
583
00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:29,614
Excuse me.
584
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,053
Ah, if it's all right
with my colleagues
585
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,956
we'll reconvene in 15 minutes,
586
00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:40,025
with Mr. Walsh's defense.
587
00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:45,830
Why don't they
just rule against me,
588
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,165
and get this thing over with?
589
00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:48,366
Brandon, you have to keep
590
00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:49,868
all that negativity
out of your head.
591
00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:51,703
He's busy thinking
about the concert.
592
00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:53,038
No, what I'm thinking about
593
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:54,439
is the French Revolution.
594
00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,274
I mean, back then
justice was swift.
595
00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:57,409
They didn't spend an hour
596
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,710
dragging your name
through the mud,
597
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,011
they just lopped your head off.
598
00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:06,851
I can't believe I
wasted all my time,
599
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,286
holding all those
Senate meetings.
600
00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,456
Wait a second, I thought
you said the only time
601
00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,158
you had a quorum was during
that Roland Turner business.
602
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:14,359
That's right,
603
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,027
but I still called every
meeting to order.
604
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:17,162
You did?
605
00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:18,229
Yeah.
606
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,032
Ah, that's interesting.
607
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:25,003
Take off the hat, squid!
608
00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:26,004
Leave him alone, Charley!
609
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:27,405
Not until he takes off that hat.
610
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,241
Because we're trying
to get clean and that hat
611
00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:32,243
is about getting high.
612
00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:33,912
It is about being cool.
613
00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:35,880
It's about par-tay.
614
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,115
No, I think you got
it backwards, man.
615
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:38,349
The hat's a gift.
616
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:39,951
That's it, a gift from
a friend of mine.
617
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,720
It reminds me I got some
people on the outside
618
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:42,721
I'm trying to get straight for.
619
00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:44,756
Oh, how pious, man. So tell me,
620
00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:47,292
what do you think their
music sounds better on, huh?
621
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,961
- Coke, speed, heroin, what?
- On nothing!
622
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,296
So now you're the un-stoned man?
623
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,098
Yeah. I hate to break it to you.
624
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:55,200
It's true, I was
sober for two years
625
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,602
and you know what, the
music sounded the same to me.
626
00:28:57,702 --> 00:29:00,004
That is such an
immense crock, dipstick.
627
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,341
I'll tell you something,
I've been at the party
628
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:04,743
a lot longer than
anybody in this room.
629
00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:09,547
And they don't call it sex,
drugs and rock and roll
630
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:12,517
for nothing, because they
go hand in hand in hand.
631
00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,285
Yeah, well, I don't know
which party you've been to,
632
00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,254
but the people at the real
party, they don't stay there
633
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,256
too long 'cause you stay
long enough, you end up dead.
634
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:20,725
Why aren't you dead?! Tell me!
635
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:22,193
Why are you still alive?!
636
00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:25,897
Just take that hat off, kid.
637
00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,098
I'm not taking off the hat,
638
00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:28,633
'cause I have no
problems with the hat.
639
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,802
You, on the other hand,
you got a big problem with it
640
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:32,070
and you know why? I think you're
641
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:33,238
the one who can't
listen to the music
642
00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:35,140
without getting high.
That's what I think.
643
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,309
I don't have to stay
here and listen to this.
644
00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:39,944
Oh, Charley...
645
00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:41,579
Charley!
646
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:47,452
Okay, why is Charley angry?
647
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:49,821
Anybody?
648
00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:53,424
Because he knows
Dylan's right...
649
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,627
That hat definitely makes
him want to get wasted.
650
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:57,428
Me, too.
651
00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:03,701
Jesse, I wouldn't try
any procedural games.
652
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,036
Dershenbaum might get steamed.
653
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,038
Just stick to your
original defense.
654
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:08,373
Brandon's been
unfairly targeted.
655
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,475
What do you think, Brandon?
You think it's too risky?
656
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,478
I say if we're going down,
let's go down swinging.
657
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,047
Two macho guys.
658
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,184
Ah, he's back. Here we go.
659
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,789
I'm sorry for the hideous delay.
660
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:30,829
My mother is 95 years old, and
she's not getting any younger.
661
00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:35,567
Now... we have Mr. Vasquez
representing Mr. Walsh
662
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,968
to present the defense.
663
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,269
Mr. Vasquez.
664
00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:39,804
Your Honor, at this time,
665
00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:42,740
I'd like to ask the court
to dismiss this complaint.
666
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,676
You know, Counselor,
667
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,011
when I want a good
laugh, I watch Letterman.
668
00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:50,315
On what possible grounds are you
basing your motion?
669
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:53,051
Simply, sir, that the
terms of succession
670
00:30:53,151 --> 00:30:55,386
are in fact self-evident in
the University Constitution,
671
00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:57,755
where it clearly
states, "The Senate
672
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,490
is called to order
by the president."
673
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:00,925
The fact is,
674
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,927
the Senate has been
meeting continuously
675
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,930
during this school year because
Brandon Walsh cared enough
676
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,533
- to call every meeting to order.
- I object.
677
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:10,034
By presiding
over every meeting,
678
00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:11,236
every week, Your Honor,
679
00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:12,704
Brandon Walsh has
single-handedly maintained
680
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,706
the integrity of his office
681
00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:17,041
and therefore should be
legally recognized as president.
682
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,877
Your Honor, at most
683
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:21,412
of those meetings, no
Senators were there.
684
00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:22,780
One moment, Counselor.
685
00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:27,685
What's your opinion?
686
00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:34,292
Objection overruled.
687
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,995
And as far as
Mr. Vasquez's request
688
00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,229
for dismissal is concerned:
689
00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:41,799
the University's
constitution may not be clear
690
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,234
regarding rules of succession,
691
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,937
but I for one can't think
of a better or quicker
692
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,139
way to establish precedent.
693
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:51,276
Motion to dismiss
granted two to one.
694
00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:53,878
This Review Board is over.
695
00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,446
Good night, people.
696
00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:57,515
And congratulations,
Mr. President.
697
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,419
Let the record
show, I dissented.
698
00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:03,087
That's great!
699
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,156
So, did I win?
700
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,624
Boy, did you get lucky.
701
00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:08,259
Uh-uh, he had a clever lawyer.
702
00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:09,494
A good lawyer
with a gutsy client.
703
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,262
Well, thanks to both of you.
704
00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:12,497
You know, if you hurry up,
705
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,698
you can still
catch that concert.
706
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:15,900
- You want to come with me?
- Oh, no.
707
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,969
No, late nights I still
turn into a bartender.
708
00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:20,138
- But take my wife, please.
- I can't.
709
00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:22,206
Of course you can, we're
going to the Voodoo Lounge.
710
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:23,942
Let's go. Say good-bye.
711
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:24,943
Congratulations.
712
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:26,144
I'm glad the revolution's over.
713
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:27,712
Yeah, we should talk, Janice.
714
00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:28,780
We will.
715
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,053
No hard feelings, Walsh.
716
00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:36,688
No hard feelings, Alex.
717
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,356
But that's "Mr.
President" to you.
718
00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:49,367
What do you mean
his pager's off?
719
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,668
He lives for his pager.
720
00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:54,072
Clare, where are you going?
721
00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:55,840
A cab stand comes to mind.
722
00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,442
Good night. I'm going home.
723
00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:58,676
But the tickets are coming.
724
00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,611
Like I care anymore!
725
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:03,081
I'm cold, I'm cranky.
726
00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:05,717
God, you know, I wish
we'd never even come.
727
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,755
Let me call you back.
728
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,130
How can we end this nightmare?
729
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,732
Oh, come on.
730
00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:23,534
Just wait here with me.
731
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,639
You know, their music's
really not that bad.
732
00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:34,812
Hey, you want to buy
some tickets? Cheap!
733
00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:38,516
Oh...
734
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,084
- I'm sorry.
- If you would
735
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,686
just go get Ms.
Wells, I'm telling you, she'd
736
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,821
clear this whole thing up. I
am the real Steve Sanders...
737
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,090
Kelly, tell him who I am.
738
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,392
Who are ya?
739
00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:50,328
Tell him, tell him who I am.
740
00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,764
It's true. He's Steve Sanders.
741
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:53,798
I'll vouch for him.
742
00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:54,999
All right, you wait here.
743
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,234
I'll get Ms. Wells.
744
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,269
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
745
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,737
Where have you been?
746
00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:00,905
You don't want to know.
747
00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:02,440
I'm starving, I'm famished.
748
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,175
Try the lobster quiche.
749
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:05,743
Oh, this is my style. Mm!
750
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,245
Five minutes out
there with the masses
751
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:09,147
and I start getting a
hive, I'm telling you.
752
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,351
Yes, I think this is my man.
753
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:14,419
All right.
754
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:16,354
Here, you're gonna need this.
755
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,622
Thank you, Claudette.
756
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:18,689
Well, what happened to you?
757
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,926
Um, some hippie
dude stole my wallet.
758
00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:24,262
He's out there with my name,
my credit cards, everything.
759
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:25,997
But it doesn't matter
now because I'm here.
760
00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:28,399
- We can talk about my concept...
- Oh, hold that thought.
761
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:30,168
- The band's cooking. Come on.
- Where we going?
762
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,135
- Dancing.
- Dancing?
763
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,203
Come on!
764
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:34,539
The apple, the apple!
765
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:35,706
Here!
766
00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:42,313
If you need an extra pillow,
767
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,816
talk to Oscar, the floor man.
768
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,751
Everybody else in this
place will stonewall you.
769
00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:47,718
Excuse me?
770
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,987
Eh, it's just a helpful hint.
771
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,057
I can get you cigarettes, too...
772
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:54,725
if you need 'em.
773
00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:56,260
I don't need 'em.
774
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,429
Nicotine's the one drug
I've managed to avoid.
775
00:34:58,529 --> 00:34:59,831
So when
Oscar brings this pillow,
776
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,066
is he gonna do me the
favor of taking you away
777
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,534
or do I get to do that myself?
778
00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:04,836
Oh, come on.
779
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,371
I give every new
fish the third degree.
780
00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:08,573
I've got a reputation to uphold.
781
00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:10,708
A reputation for what, being
782
00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:12,310
obnoxious?
783
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:14,712
And charming, too, you'll find.
784
00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:17,048
Hey, I was a rich brat, too.
785
00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:21,986
Look, don't even
tell me this is the spot
786
00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:23,721
where you start telling me
we're gonna be buddies.
787
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,656
I'm gonna tell you right
now, dude, I will puke.
788
00:35:25,756 --> 00:35:27,425
No, no. I could never be friends
789
00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:30,428
with anybody who shows so
little respect for their elders.
790
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:34,198
Well, elder, let me
tell you how it is.
791
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,100
I came to this
place to get better.
792
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,603
- You're just making it worse.
- Wrong.
793
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:41,739
"What does not kill you
will make you stronger."
794
00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:43,574
Now think about it.
795
00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:46,777
Because I was tough on
you in there, you got stronger.
796
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:47,912
So what?
797
00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:49,780
Well, then you got
tough on me, I folded.
798
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,415
Yeah, you folded.
799
00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:52,950
You're sitting in my room
feeling sorry for yourself.
800
00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:55,119
No, no, man, what I'm saying...
801
00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:02,093
Nobody else in this place
has got the juice to take me on.
802
00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:03,261
What, you mean you're telling me
803
00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:04,228
you actually
liked that in there?
804
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:07,932
Yeah, yeah, listen, listen,
805
00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:10,368
I gotta get my act
together this time.
806
00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:14,071
I am 42 years old.
807
00:36:16,073 --> 00:36:17,775
This go-round is
gonna be my last.
808
00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:28,352
I'll do what I can.
809
00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:32,123
Good...
810
00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:34,959
good.
811
00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:40,431
So about that Stones hat?
812
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,300
What, you are still
after me about the hat?
813
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,301
Yeah.
814
00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:45,403
Can I borrow it?
815
00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:55,680
I don't think it'll kill you.
816
00:36:57,815 --> 00:36:59,016
That's the idea.
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