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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:47,042 -Go time. -Ooh. 2 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:49,083 -You look good. -Yeah? 3 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:50,458 I am proud of you. 4 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,042 -I'm proud of you. -I love you. 5 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:54,875 -I love you so much. -Mmm. 6 00:00:55,583 --> 00:00:57,250 And I love you. 7 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:00,417 And I love you. 8 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:04,750 Mmm. 9 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:07,375 Mwah. 10 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:11,417 - My God, just fucking go. - Yeah. 11 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,833 Do this. 12 00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:15,917 Okay, you better be home by 5:15. 13 00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:21,167 No problemo, babe. 14 00:01:25,792 --> 00:01:27,042 Yo, stop, stop. 15 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:28,542 You're gonna wake up the whole neighborhood. 16 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:29,917 Be fucking on time. 17 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,583 -Shit, I forgot s… -Are you fucking kidding me? 18 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:33,500 Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a sec. 19 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:35,167 Motherfucker. Damn it. 20 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:38,875 Fucking… oh yeah, there it is. 21 00:01:38,958 --> 00:01:40,625 -There it is. -Oh, Jesus. 22 00:01:40,708 --> 00:01:42,833 -Would you get in a fucking c-- -You want me to go in that car? 23 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:44,292 Get in the fucking car! 24 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,708 -Get in the car. -Okay, okay, okay, okay. 25 00:01:49,292 --> 00:01:50,333 Let's go. 26 00:01:50,417 --> 00:01:52,667 J-Just nothing loud yet, all right, just… 27 00:01:53,667 --> 00:01:55,167 W-Why are you slamming that for? 28 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:57,125 Why do you have to… Just… Just fucking shut it. 29 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:58,208 I didn't slam it. 30 00:01:58,292 --> 00:01:59,708 Don't say you didn't when you did. 31 00:01:59,792 --> 00:02:01,000 Mike, I did this. 32 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:02,208 You gotta show me again. 33 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:04,208 - Yeah, exactly. - All right, just stop. 34 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:12,083 How terrible is that fucking filth? 35 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:13,750 I got it from fucking GoGo's. 36 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,500 I think it's pretty good. What is it, hazelnut? 37 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,250 And they're debit only now. 38 00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:18,833 What if you don't have a debit card, right? 39 00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:20,750 Then you're fucked if you don't have a debit card. 40 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,583 You got the debit card. You got to pay a fucking fee. 41 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:25,667 -They fuck you in the ass either way. -Yeah, because if they do the credit card, 42 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:28,250 then they got to pay a percentage to the credit card. 43 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,792 I understand, but why fuck the customer? It's just for no reason. 44 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:37,500 Got to tell you, Mike, it's kind of like a little bit of a glass-half-empty 45 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:40,875 kind of energy you're working with for this mission. 46 00:02:40,958 --> 00:02:42,875 00-fucking-suck-my-dick. What do you mean a mission? 47 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:45,542 Yo, we're fucking transporting some goods across state lines. 48 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:48,042 We're taking a fucking tape box to Gary, Indiana. 49 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:50,208 Gary, fucking Indiana. That's where we're going. 50 00:02:50,292 --> 00:02:51,333 What's in the box? 51 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:54,000 I don't know what's in the fucking box. It's taped. I just said it's taped. 52 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,250 You can tell me. 53 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:00,083 All right, fair enough. I don't need to know. 54 00:03:00,167 --> 00:03:01,958 You're a fucking donkey. That's what you fucking are. 55 00:03:02,042 --> 00:03:03,292 That's what you are, you fucking haul… 56 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:04,792 You don't even know what you're fucking taking. 57 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:07,792 You're just fucking moving. Donkey. Fucking pack mule donkey. 58 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:08,875 -I am a donkey. -Yeah. 59 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:10,667 You ever see what a donkey's packing downstairs? 60 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:15,208 Did you see that donkey downstairs? 61 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,083 Hee-haw. 62 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:20,542 -What's happening? -Stay here. 63 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:21,792 Is that Jimmy? 64 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,417 Mike. 65 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,583 Thank you, Michael. 66 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,542 -What are you doing? -You good? 67 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,375 Didn't I say stay in the car? 68 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,417 -What? -Man, I said stay in the car. 69 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,958 Why can't you just stay in the fucking car? 70 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:09,583 -You didn't say stay in the car. -You didn't hear me say stay in the car? 71 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,333 -You didn't say it. -You just fucking watching me? 72 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,667 I didn't hear you 'cause you didn't say it. 73 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:13,750 It's too much, Rich. 74 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,875 -Fucking dog. Huh? -I'm not a fucking dog. 75 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,917 You can't fucking tell me where, where to go and when to do it. 76 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:23,542 Yo, look what I made last night. 77 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,083 You made a fucking… Did you make that? 78 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:31,958 Yeah, I made this. Tunes for Gary. 79 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:34,000 Come on, baby, let's do this. 80 00:04:35,292 --> 00:04:38,625 -Oh, oh, oh. -Gradual with the volume. 81 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:41,042 -All right? Just… Just… -I am gradual with the volume. 82 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,875 -Just turn it off. -This is gradual with the volume. 83 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:44,500 That's exactly what I did. 84 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,500 -I swear to God, if you… -Stop it, stop it, stop it. 85 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:47,667 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 86 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,000 I'll pull this fucking car over and leave you here. You understand? 87 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:53,042 This is not… this is… This is not gradual with the speaker. 88 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,750 Like that. 89 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:58,583 That's not what I did. I know how to… I respect the fucking car. 90 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:02,875 Now I want you to respect the fucking music. 91 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:28,708 Good gracious. 92 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,958 Yeah, there he is. There he is. 93 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:36,042 -There he is. -Stop. Don't fucking touch me. Stop, stop. 94 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,833 You want to hear some fun facts about Gary? 95 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:42,417 Can't wait. 96 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,000 Guess the population. 97 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:46,417 70,000. 98 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:49,583 Uh, it is a Rust Belt city. 99 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:52,500 It was once known as Magic City. 100 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,750 It was once also known as the city of the century. 101 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,667 -City of the century. -54% female. 102 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:01,000 For those of us in the car that are, you know, not married… 103 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:03,667 …that might be a pretty fun fact. 104 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,792 -Obviously John Cougar Mellencamp. -Michael Jackson, you fucking orangutan. 105 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:11,250 -Michael Jackson's from Gary? -The whole Jackson 5 for that matter. 106 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,750 You could have fucking said Tito before fucking John Cougar Mellencamp. 107 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:14,833 All right. 108 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,917 Oh shit. Koney King does a pizza puff. 109 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,500 -What? -Koney King does a pizza puff. 110 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:21,250 I thought that was just a Chicago thing. 111 00:06:23,292 --> 00:06:25,958 You're trying to tell me you're not at all excited about traveling more? 112 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:27,792 -Traveling? -Yeah. 113 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:29,750 You're not just tired of the same old, same old? 114 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,083 This is what I'm talking about, Michael. This is a fucking mission. 115 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:34,333 Jimmy's entrusting us with some more responsibility. 116 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:36,542 We got the fucking open road ahead of us, you know. 117 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:39,500 There's a lot of, you know, positive things about this day. 118 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:41,875 Responsibility, huh? Yeah? 119 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:43,458 -Yeah. -You feeling respected? 120 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,083 -Yeah. -Yeah? 121 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:48,292 I think with time you'll come to find that this is a… 122 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,458 maybe a potentially transformative day. 123 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:55,417 Come on. We're having a great day. Bop down to Gary. 124 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,792 Little bada bing, bada boom, bop back out of here. 125 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:01,417 We're fucking home by 5:15, the latest. 126 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,042 5:15? Why 5:15? 127 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,417 It's just a thing with Tiff that she's got superstition about. 128 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,667 Superstition about what? 129 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:09,625 Her mom went into labor at 5:15 and she got it in her head 130 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:12,333 that she's gonna, you know, the same thing's gonna happen to her. 131 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:14,542 -That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. -I can't… 132 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:15,792 -Why would the same thing… -I know. 133 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:17,625 'Cause literally, how many minutes are in a fucking day? 134 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,375 There's like thousands of fucking minutes in a day. 135 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:21,958 Why would it happen at the same time? -I'm not saying this makes any sense. 136 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,208 So we need to be back by 5:15 because her fucking mother spit her ass out… 137 00:07:25,292 --> 00:07:26,458 It's a non-- It's a non-issue. 138 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:28,333 -It's the stupidest shit I ever heard. -It's a non-issue. 139 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,917 It is a fucking issue if you're saying we got to be back by 5:15. 140 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,083 We'll be back by 5:15. 141 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:34,542 -That's why I'm saying it's a non-issue. -It's fucking retarded. 142 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,917 You'd rather be fucking serving beefs all day? 143 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:42,750 Come on. Like an open road. 144 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:50,833 With my Kansas City baby And a bottle of Kansas City wine 145 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:58,125 Well, I might take a train I might take a plane 146 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:02,250 But if I have to walk I'm going just the same 147 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:07,208 I'm going to Kansas City Kansas City, here I come 148 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:13,167 They got some crazy little women there And I'm gonna get me one 149 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,500 Yo. 150 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:17,583 -Welcome to Indiana. -There you go. 151 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:19,292 You're a fucking world traveler, Rich. 152 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,500 -Congratulations. -Let's go. 153 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:22,750 Oh yeah, you feel different? 154 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:27,542 Oh, yeah 155 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:39,792 - City of Magic. - City of the century. 156 00:08:41,917 --> 00:08:43,208 You think this happened overnight? 157 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:44,667 Oh yeah, they just flipped the switch. 158 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,958 - And everything just went… - They flipped a switch. 159 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,750 Definitely doesn't feel like Chicago. 160 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:01,625 It's like 35 minutes away. 161 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:06,667 Yo. I don't know what to say. She'll change quick. 162 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:14,250 They got crazy little women there And I'm gonna get me one 163 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,417 They got crazy little women 164 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,583 -Call up Jimmy. -Just… 165 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,542 - Hey! Hi hon. Hi. - Hey. How are you feeling? 166 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:50,750 Uh, um, I, you know, I think I'm good. 167 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:52,667 What do you mean? 168 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,833 I don't know. I'm not sure how to describe it. 169 00:09:54,917 --> 00:09:57,167 -It's just like, it's like… -What? 170 00:09:57,250 --> 00:10:00,667 It's like, I feel like I have to shit really bad, but I don't know. 171 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,083 I can't tell if this is what the doctor said to look out for. 172 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,167 Okay. 173 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,417 Contraction? You think it's like… 174 00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,583 -Like Braxton Hicks? -Okay. 175 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,625 Uh, yeah, probably. But you know, I'll be okay. 176 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,833 It's not close to 5:15 yet, so. 177 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,000 -Yeah? -Yeah, don't worry, I'm okay. 178 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,958 -Okay. -Did you do the drop-off? 179 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:20,875 -Uh, almost. -Uh-huh. Well, I'm proud of you. 180 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:23,375 I'm really proud of you. How's the drive? Are you having fun? 181 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:25,375 Yeah, yeah, we're having a good time. 182 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,583 And how about Mikey? Is he okay? 183 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,292 -Yeah, he's good. -Okay, that's great. 184 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,542 But don't smoke any cigarettes though, honey. Promise me, right? 185 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,625 -Right. -Okay. 186 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:35,000 Listen, I'm gonna call you back, okay? 187 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:37,208 -Try me if you need anything. I love you. -All right. I love you. 188 00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:38,542 Okay, I love you so much. 189 00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:40,875 What's up? What did he say? 190 00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:42,833 He said he'd let us know in a few hours. 191 00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:45,917 He'll let us know. 192 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,250 What's a few? 193 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,167 -Like three? Four? -Richie, I didn't say it. He said it. 194 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,417 We had hours to kill in Gary. You still feeling respected? 195 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:00,708 Fuck it. Let's just, I don't know, let's get something to eat. 196 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,000 You see that? It's Michael Jackson's house. 197 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,000 -Huh. -Yeah. 198 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,417 Shamone! 199 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,917 Lock the door. 200 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:21,833 Meet you in there. 201 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,750 What we listening to, Teddy Pendergrass? 202 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:28,333 Yes, we are. 203 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,542 -Whoa, a little TP. -I love… 204 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:32,750 -Yes, I love Ted. -Romantic hot dog place you got here. 205 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:37,667 -Mmm. -I listen to the old-school music. 206 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,667 -Yeah, I'm right there with you. -It means something. 207 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,542 -Yeah. Yeah. -And you know what they're saying. 208 00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:45,917 Hi. Welcome to Koney King. 209 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,417 -Appreciate you. -Yo, Mike, this is Alicia. 210 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,792 -How are you, Alicia? -Nice to meet you. 211 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,167 Mike. How are you? 212 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,625 I'll be your server. Just let me know if you need anything. 213 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:54,375 -Appreciate it. -I got you a lemonade. 214 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,875 You want some? 215 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,417 -You're missing out. -Missing out, huh? 216 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,708 -Yeah. -Yeah. 217 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,208 How long have you worked here? 218 00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:07,292 -I've been working here five years. -Five years? Yeah. 219 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,000 -How's business? Pretty good? -It's great. 220 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,083 -Yeah? -I love it. 221 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,417 You love it? What do you love about it? 222 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,875 - I like working with people, the public. - There you go. 223 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:15,250 That's the answer right there. 224 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,333 Michael hates people. 225 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,000 Oh, man. 226 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:20,583 -Don't believe what he says. -I don't like crowds. 227 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,125 I don't hate people, but I just don't like crowds. 228 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,250 You cook at home? 229 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:26,042 You want the truth? 230 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,333 Yeah, only the truth. 231 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:31,250 No. When I leave here, I don't want to go stand in front of a stove again. 232 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,417 - That's it, huh? - Y'all cook at home? 233 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:35,417 A little bit. 234 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,958 Sometimes I'll write out some pots and pans, but I don't know, not too much. 235 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,792 I don't really cook at the restaurant though, so. 236 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,042 What kind of restaurant? 237 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,958 -Similar to this. Similar to this spot. -Okay. 238 00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:44,083 You cook? 239 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,500 I do some cooking from time to time. 240 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:46,583 -Yeah. -Yeah. 241 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,625 - What do you do? - What do I do, uh… 242 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:49,792 -at the restaurant? -At the restaurant. Yeah. 243 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,083 Yeah, what do you do? 244 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:54,417 Uh, I guess I'm a bit like a, I don't know how you say it, like, like, 245 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,083 -kind of a bit of a song and dance man. -There you go. There you go. 246 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,625 I don't know, public relations, forward facing, you know. 247 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:00,708 That's good. 248 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,083 Cousin, what do you think of the name Annie? 249 00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:17,000 Throw some names at me you like. 250 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:21,375 Hit me. 251 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:25,625 Call me crazy, but I actually like the name Althea. 252 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,958 -Althea? -Althea. 253 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:29,042 Althea sounds like the name 254 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:31,292 of like somebody that's getting their ass kicked all the time. 255 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,625 -Nah, Althea? Real strong. -Althea. 256 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,917 -Sounds like a nerd. -Nah. Althea? 257 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:40,667 Althea. 258 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,167 Althea later. 259 00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:48,417 -Althea around noon. -Althea… 260 00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,500 Althea when I get back from, uh… 261 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,458 From social studies. 262 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,583 Althea for dinner. 263 00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,917 Althea when Althea. 264 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:19,125 I met this, uh, Eva that I liked once. Eva. 265 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,375 Oh, look at these little fuckers. 266 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,667 Oh, these little fuckers are about to get it. 267 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:44,000 What's up girls? Oh, we're gonna fucking… Okay. Yes, sir. 268 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,125 All right, you little fuckers. 269 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,542 You ready to get some? 270 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,458 It's my second favorite sport right here. 271 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:53,833 Hey, we got next. 272 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,958 Hey, what… what's the score of that game right there? 273 00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,167 Are you guys hooping or you picking daisies? 274 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,667 Let me and my boy get one of you. We run threes. Which one? 275 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,042 All right, come on, daffodil. You ready to win? 276 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,667 Yeah? Come here, young buck. 277 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:08,917 What's going on? I'm Mikey. 278 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,917 -Nice to meet you. Jaden. -What's up, buddy? How are you? 279 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,042 Oh, we gonna have balls like that? Y'all want five points? 280 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,667 What's up? Mikey. What's up? All right, let's run. 281 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:16,917 I don't even need to warm up. 282 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,125 Come on, Rich. Let's go. 283 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:22,917 -Oh, shit. Oh, shit. -It's time for a little silk and swede. 284 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,042 Y'all about to get it. 285 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,917 -You sure you don't need to stretch? -I don't need to. 286 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,125 About to stretch you, boy. Hold on, let's wait for him. 287 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,208 -You ready? -Yeah. 288 00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:30,667 Hey, good luck, youngsters. 289 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,833 Let's go. 290 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,750 - Come on. - Here, here, here. 291 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,000 I'm sorry. Where were you? All right, play, play, play. 292 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,417 I got bigs. Go out there. 293 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,000 Stay with him. Stay in front of him. 294 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:46,792 - Uh-uh. That's gonna hurt. - Damn. 295 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:49,292 Let's go. Yeah, it's man game now. 296 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,792 It's different. Let's go. 297 00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,917 - Oh! - You know it's the orange circle, right? 298 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,750 It's the orange… You wanna try to get it in that orange circle. 299 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,417 Everyone's afraid of contact out here. Go to the basket. 300 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:02,958 That ain't happening. 301 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,708 Don't be afraid. Come on. 302 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:09,500 - Good for you. - Mike, every dog has his day. 303 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,875 All right, bring it down there again. 304 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,750 It's 'cause I'm covering three guys, Rich. 305 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:13,917 Let's go. Play ball. 306 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,542 Fuck. 307 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,500 It's every time. He's… He's beating you in the back fucking door. 308 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,000 Yo, keep the fucking door shut. Do not let him… 309 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,417 Do not let him get behind you. 310 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,250 It's this… Motherfucker. All right, let's go. 311 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,000 Nice play. Oh, where are you going? 312 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,167 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about. 313 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,667 Hey, you got it. It's one. That's one. 314 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:36,750 Let's go. 315 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:40,500 - Hey. - Come on. Yep. Hit one, daffodil. 316 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,500 That's a good shot, boy. Thing's fucking open. 317 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,833 - All day long. - I see it. 318 00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:48,167 Hey, hey, hey, it's a shot that fucking counts, right? 319 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,792 Let's go. Play defense, hotshot. 320 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,125 Heads up. 321 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Let's go. 322 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,125 - I see that. Hey, grow up. - You all right, huh? 323 00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:58,875 You all right? 324 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,708 Let's go. Play ball. Check up. 325 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,167 Check up. He's crying. 326 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,333 I'll tell you what, they breed 'em soft out here in Indiana, huh? 327 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:09,000 -This ain't the '80s. -It ain't the '80s? It ain't the '80s? 328 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,958 -Let's go. -Hey, I don't like your attitude. 329 00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:12,458 Did you change your diaper before the game? 330 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:15,583 Like, do you… Or do you just play? What do you got a swimmy on, huh? 331 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,250 You play with a swimmy on? 332 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,833 Let's go. Next basket wins. 333 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,167 - No. - Fuck off. 334 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,542 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 335 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,208 -Yeah! Yeah! -Hook this, baby. Let's fucking go. 336 00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:26,500 -You see that screen? -Yeah! 337 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,542 I'm a fucking lion. I love it. 338 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:30,875 -I love you, boy. Whoo! -All day. 339 00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:32,958 Hey, good shit, good shit, youngsters. Good shit. 340 00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:34,292 Look at that. Look at what he's doing. 341 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:36,875 Ah. Hey, young buck, you're not so bad. 342 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:39,208 Did you just miss a back… How do you miss a backdoor there? 343 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,000 You see the back of his head, you got to cut to the… 344 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:43,708 -And you're not passing the fucking ball. -Exactly. I've been trying to tell you. 345 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:44,875 You guys are fucking garbage. 346 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:48,208 - The Indiana guys are fucking garbage. - Hey, shut your bitch-ass up. 347 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,875 - Ooh. - You're negative. 348 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,542 You're negative. You know what? Actually I'm about to… 349 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,792 No, no, no, no, no, no. 350 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,417 It's all right. Let him play. Let him play. We love you. We love you. 351 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,042 Yo your fucking Nikes look like fucking moccasins. 352 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,750 Fellas, it's been real. 353 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,292 Gary, Indiana. 354 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,000 - Hey, you got tall boys? - Here we go. 355 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:24,083 No tall boys. Just regular boys like you. 356 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,333 Funny. 357 00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:29,875 See what we got here. 358 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:31,583 Hey, yo, why you creeping? 359 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,167 Go on, get me some of that O-E. 360 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,000 -I'll fuck with some of that Ides. -Ides! 361 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,667 Drink your beer and get out. 362 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,083 -Okay, okay. -Don't drink beer in store. 363 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:46,083 - Yo. - I feel sorry for your mother. 364 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,167 Bro, shut the fuck up already. 365 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,750 - What you say about my mama? - Shut the fuck… 366 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,042 Sorry about my friend. 367 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,208 -Two, please. -Two. 368 00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:57,542 Let me get a scratch card. 369 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:03,375 Crescent kick is a defensive maneuver. That's just, you know, clearing space. 370 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,375 -Just to… Just to fucking… -Snap kick is for… for speed. 371 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,333 Don't even see that fucker coming. 372 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,917 But then if you need power, then you know, 373 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,333 it's just fucking psychic… …all day. 374 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:15,167 Break a fucker's knee, right? 375 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,042 -Ooh, I felt that shit. -That's it. 376 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,542 Want me to tell you what the move is though? 377 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,375 -Yeah. -Look, I don't want to fight you at all. 378 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,792 I'm just going home. That's it. 379 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,417 -Fucking back kick. -Back-- 380 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,792 Right? 381 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:25,875 Back kick. 382 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,667 - I was getting there. - The power's out. 383 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,333 Ding dong, motherfucker. 384 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,208 Oh, be careful there. Be careful. Don't get on the new suit. 385 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,333 Hey, I'm so sorry about… Boom! 386 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,792 Oh! And it's like so… it's like a fucking mule. 387 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,875 Like, think about a mule. Like that… It's these big… 388 00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:43,583 You're actually generating force with like the big fucking muscles. 389 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,125 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 390 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,792 It's 'cause you're already going this direction, 391 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,125 -then you come in that direction. -Yeah. 392 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,542 You see, I just… Even like the sight of it, you know what I mean? 393 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,875 -Yeah. -Fuck yeah. 394 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,167 Why are we stopping? 395 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:07,875 Christmas, cousin. 396 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:12,583 Hoo-hoo! 397 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,375 Sure. Appreciate you. 398 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,500 Yes sir. Yes sir. 399 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,667 -You're fucking unbelievable, bro. -Coming? 400 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,417 Hee-haw. 401 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,333 We got fucking magic powers, dog. 402 00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:01,042 And your feet start movin' around 403 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:05,000 And if you start to swing and sway When a band starts to play 404 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,750 A real cool and way-out sound 405 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,167 And if you get the can't-help-its 406 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,083 And you can't sit down 407 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,667 You feel like you gotta move around 408 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,917 You need a shot of rhythm and blues 409 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,167 With just a little rock and roll On the side 410 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,750 Ooh! 411 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,208 Smooth. Smooth one. 412 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:26,833 With your lover by your side 413 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:29,708 Then you know You're gonna have a lot of pleasure 414 00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:33,542 Don't you worry about a thing If you start to dance and sing 415 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,042 And chill bumps come up on you 416 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,375 Yo. 417 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,083 And when that rhythm finally hits you When the beat gets you too 418 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,708 You see that sign? 419 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,208 -Huh? -Cousin, you see that sign over there? 420 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:45,292 Yeah. 421 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:49,958 I think… 422 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,125 Did you… Did you see it before? 423 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,250 What you talking about? 424 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:56,083 I'm saying there is no way… 425 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,958 The two of us are sitting here for over an hour 426 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:04,708 and neither of us have seen that fucking sign right there. 427 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:07,750 Yeah, Rich, its a fucking sign. 428 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,875 -I think that bar just appeared -Shut the fuck up. 429 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,458 -Yo, for real. For real though. -Shut the fuck up. 430 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,292 I think that bar just fucking appeared, Michael. 431 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,125 Okay, bar just fucking appeared, Rich. 432 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,458 You don't think that's crazy? 433 00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:22,292 Uh… It's a fucking bar. 434 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,042 -It's a sign. -Mmm. 435 00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:28,333 -It's a sign -"Open." 436 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:30,167 That sign is a sign. 437 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,083 That sign is a sign. 438 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 We're going in there. 439 00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:37,958 Are you fucking retarded? Are you fucking… 440 00:22:38,042 --> 00:22:40,000 We've been sitting here an hour. He's gonna call any minute. 441 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:41,917 -We're not going in a fucking bar. -What's the big deal? 442 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,167 We run in with a little fucking shot of rhythm and blues. 443 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,417 We're not going in the fucking bar, Rich. Just sit down and do your fucking job. 444 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,500 Listen to what I'm telling you. 445 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,542 -Michael, that sign is a sign. -Okay, it's a fucking sign. 446 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:52,750 Some things are bigger than you and me and fucking Jimmy. 447 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,875 -We are going in there. -We're not going in the fucking bar. 448 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,458 -Just sit the fuck down. -Oh, man, I hate when you get like this. 449 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,792 -I get like… -I fucking hate it. 450 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,167 Don't hit the fuck… What are you doing? 451 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,458 -What are you fucking doing? -All right. You're right. You're right. 452 00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,042 - Damn it. - You're right. 453 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,333 -We can't go in. -Right. 454 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:12,042 What are you doing? Hey, Richie, get in the fucking car. 455 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,125 Rich. 456 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:14,792 Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle? 457 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:17,583 Sir, please, I'm not going to ask you again. 458 00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,458 Please step out of the vehicle. 459 00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:21,458 License and registry. Okay, that's it. 460 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:23,375 Put your vagina where I can see it! 461 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,833 -Put your vagina right where I can see it! -Stop! There's fucking houses. 462 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:28,958 -Stop. -Yo. Yo, come on. 463 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:30,417 What do you mean come on? We're not going. 464 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,500 Yo, come on, let's just go. 465 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,250 -I'm not going. No. -One bourbon, one shot, one beer. 466 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,125 Just a little shot of rhythm and blues and we come back. 467 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:36,375 -We're not doing it. -Come on. 468 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,000 Your fucking hand… Are you fucking cra… 469 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:42,125 You fucking do a shot of fucking cocaine, you think you can fight a fucking tiger? 470 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:43,833 -Come on. -Stop. 471 00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:45,958 -It's fucking terrible. -What's terrible? 472 00:23:46,042 --> 00:23:47,333 I'm like genuinely inspired here 473 00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:49,833 and you're just shitting all over my fucking dreams. 474 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:54,542 It's terrible. I hope you feel good about yourself right now. 475 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,417 Why are you pressuring me? 476 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,875 Come on. 477 00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,250 All right, fuck you. 478 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:00,333 Fuck. 479 00:24:00,417 --> 00:24:02,000 - I'm going in. - Go in. 480 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,542 -I'm going in. -Go in. 481 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,250 Oh, shit. 482 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:09,125 Yo, I'm good? How do I look? 483 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:12,208 You look like a fucking barbarian. You look like my father. 484 00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:14,833 All right, I'm going to go. 485 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:17,667 Honk if you need anything. 486 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:19,625 Yeah! 487 00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:22,875 You'll fucking see. 488 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:24,958 You'll fucking see. 489 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,583 You're gonna remember this fucking day. 490 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,042 That's a fucking sign! 491 00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:21,333 Thinkin' of a master plan 492 00:25:21,417 --> 00:25:23,917 'Cause ain't nothin' But sweat inside my hand 493 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,208 So I dig into my pocket All my money spent 494 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,708 So I dig deeper But still coming up with lint 495 00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:31,333 So I start my mission Leave my residence 496 00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:33,625 Thinking "How could I get some dead presidents?" 497 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:36,042 I need money I used to be a stick-up kid 498 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,417 So I think of all The devious things I did 499 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,042 I used to roll up "This is a hold-up, ain't nothing funny 500 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,667 Stop smiling, be still Don't nothing move but the money" 501 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,167 But now, I've learned to earn 'Cause I'm righteous 502 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:49,958 I feel great, so maybe, I might just Search for a nine to five 503 00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:51,708 Hey. 504 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:52,917 Hey. 505 00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:54,875 You Mike? 506 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:57,333 Yeah. 507 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,458 Is it true? 508 00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:02,958 What's that? 509 00:26:03,667 --> 00:26:05,708 You're one of the goalies for The Blackhawks? 510 00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:08,208 Uh… 511 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:10,542 Yeah? 512 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:11,917 EBUG? 513 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:14,458 That's right. 514 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:18,583 What is that? What's an EBUG? 515 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,917 That's the emergency backup goalie. 516 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,833 Yeah, yeah. I, like, never play, but, yeah, I'm with the squad. 517 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:30,250 -That's cool. That's cool. -Mmm. 518 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,583 Yeah, your buddy told us about you. 519 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:37,875 Yeah, I bet he did. 520 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:43,417 He also said, um, tell you to put your big boy pants on… 521 00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:47,458 …and join us in the bar. 522 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,625 Sounds about right. 523 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,250 -Oh, boy. -I'm just a messenger. 524 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,625 I got it. Okay. 525 00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:54,917 -It's pretty fun though. -Okay. 526 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,042 I think you'll like it. -Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm coming. 527 00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:16,167 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 528 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:19,667 So I… One time after a night out, 529 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:21,542 uh, I got a ride home, 530 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:25,917 but they took me to the wrong house, and I was too embarrassed to tell them 531 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000 that I knocked on the door of the house and… and convinced them to let me 532 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,500 just come inside for a little bit. 533 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,958 - It's a fact. Fact. - It's true! 534 00:27:35,042 --> 00:27:36,625 That's a fact! 535 00:27:38,542 --> 00:27:39,667 Okay, all right. 536 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,500 You're on, you're on. Let's go. 537 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,083 All right. 538 00:27:43,167 --> 00:27:45,208 - Nine years old. I'm an altar boy. - Mm-hmm. 539 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:46,333 Fiction, fiction. 540 00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:49,042 Yo! what the… 541 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,208 No, no. Immediately no. 542 00:27:51,292 --> 00:27:52,792 You guys are fucking good. 543 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:55,125 All right, can I take another crack at this? 544 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:56,333 All right. 545 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:59,167 Okay, um, my senior year, 546 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:04,000 uh, I was doing pretty well in school, but with fucking maths, 547 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,667 I'm with my fucking… you know? So… 548 00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:08,125 Hey, look what did the cat drag in. 549 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,042 -Hey, everybody. How's it going? -Yo. You see this? 550 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,750 -Sorry for interrupting. -Fucking great. 551 00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:16,875 Um. So my grandma, she gave me an ultimatum. 552 00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,792 She was like, "You got to get a math tutor." 553 00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:24,333 And so she told me about this lady, Roxelana, who sang in her church choir, 554 00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:29,083 who she was like a-a-a math professor for Cooks County Community. 555 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,875 And I was like, "No fucking way, Grandma. I don't want to fucking do this. 556 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,417 I don't want to do the math tutor with some fucking 90-year-old, 557 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:38,083 like, you know, fucking babushka," like… 558 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:40,542 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like… So… 559 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,958 But she was like, "Listen, you gotta do it or you gotta move out." 560 00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:46,083 So, come Thursday, 7:30. 561 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:48,208 - I'm at this dude's house… - Right. 562 00:28:48,292 --> 00:28:50,333 …eating his fucking mom's golden lasagn, 563 00:28:50,417 --> 00:28:55,792 you know, and I realized, like, I gotta be at, uh, at Roxelana's, 564 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,833 this tutor's, you know, in, like, five minutes. 565 00:28:57,917 --> 00:29:01,375 So I fucking down my cranberry juice and I fucking sprint over there, 566 00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:04,125 ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, knock on the door. 567 00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:07,125 And this fucking woman that opens the door, I swear to God, 568 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:12,208 like straight out of Sports Illustrated fucking swimsuit issue. 569 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:16,292 This is the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen up to this point. 570 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:20,667 Jet black hair, long all the way down, just kissing kind of the top of her butt, 571 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,792 you know, and we get in-- 572 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:27,417 What, what, what, what, what? Do you guys wanna fact or fiction me yet 573 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,917 or you wanna hear more of the story? 574 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,458 You wanna hear the story? Yeah, you wanna hear the story. 575 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:33,917 Okay, all right, so we get in there. 576 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:37,375 We're talking math, and all of a sudden, 577 00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:41,417 I feel my entire insides just turn to liquid, 578 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,250 and I got to take a shit, like bad. 579 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,917 But I know that she got one little bathroom right there, this tiny thing. 580 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,292 I know if I go in there, she's gonna hear everything, you know… 581 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,417 Oh, God. 582 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:56,208 …and I'm just like, I mean, on the outside, I'm cool as a cucumber, 583 00:29:56,292 --> 00:29:58,875 you know, we're talking math, and on the inside I'm just like, 584 00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,417 "Come on, asshole, don't you fucking fail me now, baby." 585 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,208 And somehow, by the grace of God, 586 00:30:06,167 --> 00:30:09,542 I make it through this fucking tutor session, right? 587 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:11,292 - That's not healthy. - Mmm. 588 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,875 So, Roxelana, pleasure to meet you. 589 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:16,125 I'll see you next Thursday, you know, ba-ba-ba. 590 00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:19,125 I get outside and I'm like, "Yes, I'm gonna fucking make it." 591 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:23,542 I start to walk quickly back up… back down, and it just comes out. 592 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,625 That's it. 593 00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:28,333 It all… And it's just like that's… …that's what is happening. 594 00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:32,333 And I'm just… I start to pull my drawers down, my pants down. 595 00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:36,250 I look like one of those, um, photographs of the guys that just discovered oil, 596 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,500 you know, like with this like, like stuff is gurgling. 597 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:39,875 I can't tell what's coming up, 598 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:43,833 and it's just like some mud and shit, and everywhere. 599 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:49,583 And I have this incredible feeling of relief, right? 600 00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:52,250 Until I see her little porch light come on… 601 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,208 - No. - …and time slows down. 602 00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:57,667 - And I see her doorknob turn and open. - No. 603 00:30:57,750 --> 00:31:00,583 And I look at her, and she looks at me very quickly, 604 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:02,250 and then she quickly looks away. 605 00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:04,208 And… 606 00:31:04,292 --> 00:31:09,333 …and I just fucking take off through the hedges and I'm just fucking running. 607 00:31:09,417 --> 00:31:11,375 I'm just heading right back to Michael's house. 608 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:15,000 I'm covered with brambles, and my balls are slapping on either side. 609 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,958 And I just got, like, a trail behind me. 610 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:21,333 And I just can't stop laughing and I'm crying with laughter 611 00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:23,458 'cause I know in six blocks down fucking Milwaukee, 612 00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:26,500 I'm gonna be at this dude's house and I'm going to tell him this story, 613 00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:28,500 and this motherfucker is gonna love it. 614 00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:30,417 - Aw. - Fact or fiction? 615 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,042 Fact! 616 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:33,208 Facts. 617 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:39,250 Sadly, sadly, it is a fact. That is a fucking fact. 618 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:41,167 I love you, bro. I love you. 619 00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:47,417 All right. This one's on me. I-I subject you guys to it. 620 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,875 - Oh, no. - All right. Hold on. 621 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:50,083 I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 622 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:55,333 Yes, sir. 623 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,375 You know, I know, right? 624 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:03,458 What's that? 625 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,208 Huh? 626 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:11,208 You know I know you're not a goalie for Blackhawks. 627 00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:14,583 Uh… Yes. That's total bullshit, yeah. 628 00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:15,708 Mmm. 629 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:22,417 What gave it away? 630 00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:25,208 Oh, something in your eyes. 631 00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:27,750 Yeah, fair. Fair. 632 00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:33,500 You prefer Mike, Mikey, Michael? 633 00:32:34,167 --> 00:32:37,208 Oh, it's… it's got to be your call, yeah. 634 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,000 No preference, huh? 635 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,917 -Preference, up to the customer. -Mmm. 636 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,083 How about you? What-what-what's your name? 637 00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:47,792 Can you tell me? 638 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:48,875 Guess. 639 00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:50,042 Guess? 640 00:32:51,292 --> 00:32:52,750 Oh, man, uh, Daphne. 641 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,542 Bridget, I don't know. What? 642 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:57,833 -S… Sh… -Shh. 643 00:32:57,917 --> 00:33:00,833 Oh, boy, Shonda, sh-sh-shit. 644 00:33:00,917 --> 00:33:02,125 -Fuck, I don't know. -Sherri. 645 00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:04,125 Sherri, okay. 646 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,583 Sherri from Gary. 647 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:08,500 Oh, hey, that's the first time I've ever heard that. 648 00:33:13,917 --> 00:33:15,083 You don't want to play the game, huh? 649 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:16,917 Eh. 650 00:33:18,042 --> 00:33:20,000 I don't know if that one's for me. I mean, you… 651 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,917 You-You wanna go. It's… 652 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,083 -Sure, I'll go. -Yeah? 653 00:33:26,167 --> 00:33:27,167 I'll go. 654 00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:31,417 Fact or fiction, Michael. 655 00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:32,958 Okay. 656 00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:34,583 Uh… 657 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,083 Ask me a question. 658 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:39,250 You're from here? 659 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:47,583 I am not from Indiana. 660 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:53,167 I am from Portland. Maine, not Oregon. 661 00:33:53,792 --> 00:33:54,792 Okay. 662 00:33:56,708 --> 00:33:57,958 What are you doing here? 663 00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:01,500 -Needed to start over… -Uh-huh. 664 00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:03,958 …and to get away from someone, something. 665 00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:07,917 Got in my '88 Honda Accord and started driving west 666 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,417 and my car broke down not too far from here. 667 00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:14,875 My mom's favorite movie was Love in the Afternoon 668 00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:17,583 -starring Gary Cooper. -Mmm. 669 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:19,708 She always said she would've named me Gary if I was a boy, 670 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:23,375 so I saw the sign and I was like, "All right, Ma." 671 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,958 Stayed one night. It was quiet. 672 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,708 I like a ghost town, you know what I mean? 673 00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:30,792 Mm-hmm. 674 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,917 -Kept staying. -Mm-hmm. 675 00:34:34,417 --> 00:34:35,792 Worked at this jazz joint. 676 00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:39,042 Jazz joint down on Broadway called Dirties. 677 00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:40,667 -Dirties? -Yeah, I work at the bar. 678 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,750 -You like it? -It's great. 679 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:43,833 Why? 680 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:50,583 Come on, what's not to like about a divey jazz and blues joint in Gary, Indiana? 681 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:54,708 Eh… Ah… 682 00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:58,042 Seem… That is a fact. 683 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:02,875 -Fiction. -No, really? 684 00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,750 -Yeah. -Fuck, fuck. 685 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:09,792 Gary Cooper shit. I would suspect this motherfucker. 686 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,208 -No, that's real. -No, that's real? 687 00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:12,292 -No, it's not. -Oh, fuck. 688 00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:14,958 I'm never gonna believe you. 689 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,875 -Tiff, it's me. It's Richie. -Wait. No, I can barely hear you. 690 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:20,125 Tiff, it's me, Richard! 691 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:22,417 Oh, hi! Where are you? 692 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,625 I'm in fucking Gary. 693 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:25,292 So loud there. 694 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,667 It's going so good. 695 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,000 You sound like you're in a bar. Are you in a bar? 696 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,125 We're in a bar. 697 00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,458 Why are you in a bar? 698 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,000 'Cause the clients. 699 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:36,375 What clients? What clients are you meeting there? 700 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:38,125 They're clients from Jimmy. 701 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:40,000 Tiff, it's going so fucking good. 702 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:43,500 Mikey is so smooth, he's so fucking smooth. 703 00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:46,167 -It's… Mikey is so smooth! -I can't really-- 704 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,375 Okay. 705 00:35:47,458 --> 00:35:48,958 We're having such a good time. 706 00:35:49,042 --> 00:35:52,833 Okay, can you hear me? 'Cause I can't really hear you. 707 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,917 - Hello? Hello? - How are you feeling? 708 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,167 -Do it again? -Mmm. 709 00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,083 -Yeah. -All right. 710 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:02,500 I was born and raised right the fuck here in Gary, Indiana. 711 00:36:02,583 --> 00:36:03,583 I lived here my whole life. 712 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:08,292 I love to travel, I've gone everywhere, but I lived here my whole life. 713 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,375 I love trains. Do not put me on a boat. 714 00:36:11,917 --> 00:36:14,000 Let's see, I got two older sisters. 715 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:18,458 They got a different dad who I thought was Santa Claus until I was 11 years old. 716 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:20,833 - I'm not shitting about that one. - Mmm. 717 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:24,167 I had ovarian cancer when I was 22. 718 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,375 Hmm. 719 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:30,167 My mom is okay. My dad is not. 720 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:35,458 We have a three-legged dog named Lucky. He's the coolest dude in town. 721 00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,333 Man. I mean, that's-- 722 00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:39,375 And I studied to be an arborist. 723 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,167 -An arborist? -Yeah. 724 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,917 -You like trees? -I do. 725 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,833 You do? Why? Why do you like trees? 726 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:51,417 They're quiet, sturdy, reliable. They're always there when you need them. 727 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,500 Yeah, yeah. 728 00:36:53,417 --> 00:36:54,583 And they're pretty. 729 00:36:58,208 --> 00:36:59,500 That's a fucking fact. 730 00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:03,125 Maybe. 731 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:06,375 It's a fact. 732 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:10,417 Maybe, maybe not. What makes you say it's a fact? 733 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,708 Uh… You just… 734 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,917 I don't know, you're sp-speaking from your heart. 735 00:37:15,917 --> 00:37:16,917 Right? 736 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:23,917 What are you looking for, Michael? 737 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,167 Anything? 738 00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:47,458 Oh. There you are, Sarah. 739 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:58,667 I think he just called me Sarah. 740 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,125 I mean, a pretty upgrade. 741 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:07,333 Hear what he fucking calls me. 742 00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:10,292 Okay, so it's 3:17 right now. 743 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:13,458 I… So I got enough time to be home by 5:15, right? 744 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:15,917 - Oh, yeah. - All right, we good? 745 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,167 -Yeah, yeah. -Oh, if the train isn't running. 746 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,375 - Oh. - …under the channel. 747 00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:21,583 What-What happens with the train? 748 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:24,042 You'll get caught behind. It is. 749 00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:27,417 - O-- - Jones. 750 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:32,000 -Oh, okay. All right, thanks, guys. -Leave yourself a buffer. 751 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:34,292 That's, like, kinda the whole operation, you know. 752 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:36,792 -Wow. So you like work for him? -Hmm. 753 00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:40,333 Uh, I mean, I'm, I'm self-employed, you know. 754 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:43,500 Yeah, yeah, so you're the boss. 755 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,000 Yeah, I guess I'm the boss. 756 00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:48,125 A lot of people depend on you. 757 00:38:49,292 --> 00:38:51,083 And I depend on a lot of people. 758 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:54,833 I bet you're a good leader. 759 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:06,500 People like that people say things about me. 760 00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,125 And what do they say? 761 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,667 They say that I don't finish things. 762 00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:17,708 Fact or fiction, Michael? 763 00:39:22,542 --> 00:39:23,792 You mind if I do a pump? 764 00:39:25,917 --> 00:39:26,917 I want you to be you. 765 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,125 That's… 766 00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:33,750 That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. 767 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,208 Do you plan to be there for it? 768 00:39:39,292 --> 00:39:40,625 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna be back. 769 00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:44,458 We're just down here want to… wrapping up some business and I'll be back up there. 770 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,917 Put my catchers mitt on ready to fucking go. 771 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,833 -Yeah. Yeah. -What's her name? 772 00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:51,042 I can't tell you that. 773 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,542 That's like a birthday wish. 774 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,833 No, no, no, I would tell you, but my wife's got all… 775 00:39:54,917 --> 00:39:56,875 she's all superstitious about a lot of this stuff, 776 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:59,333 and she's like… She doesn't want to be sharing it. 777 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:01,375 We're having a girl. I can tell you we're having a girl. 778 00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:02,708 -Ooh. -Yeah, yeah. 779 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:08,000 -You? -I'm good. 780 00:40:08,083 --> 00:40:09,125 -No. -Uh-uh. 781 00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,708 There was this, um… 782 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,667 -When I… when I was a kid, you know… -Yeah. 783 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,458 …my mom, she used to do this thing 784 00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:25,750 where, like, when she was, like, on, like, the perfect mixture 785 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:27,875 of, like, all kinds of fucking things in her system, 786 00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:29,500 you know, it's just, like, perfect. 787 00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:32,333 She… she'd, like, come in my room in the middle of the night, you know, 788 00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:35,000 and she'd, like, scratch my back and she had like the longest nails. 789 00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,292 -Hmm. -And she just, you know, and she used to… 790 00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:39,500 She used to walk me through my day, you know, 791 00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:42,458 like-like the most fucking minute details. 792 00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:44,917 So, you know, like-like describing every little fucking bit of fabric 793 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000 of the fucking day, you know. 794 00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,917 Like what we're going to eat, when we're gonna wake up, 795 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,917 what I was gonna wear, what was going to be on the radio. 796 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,417 Like every fucking thing, you know. Just like… 797 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,500 It would make me feel like, I don't know… 798 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,625 Like… …it would just make me feel so relaxed. 799 00:40:57,708 --> 00:40:59,875 -Like held? Like really held? Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 800 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,583 And, like, no matter what was going to happen that day, it didn't matter, 801 00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:05,375 like, a fucking test or some shitbag I had to fucking deal with. 802 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:08,125 Like, I knew that and she had planned it for me. 803 00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:10,875 It was great, and I remember there was this one time I was like, 804 00:41:10,958 --> 00:41:12,042 "Hey, Ma. 805 00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:15,583 Hey, Ma, will you come in and tell me about my day tomorrow?" 806 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,250 And she was like… 807 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:19,708 She got kinda angry, you know, she's was like… 808 00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:23,542 She's was like, "Mikey, fucking difference does it make? It's just a day." 809 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:30,250 Like… I still didn't understand how that could be like… 810 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:32,375 Like this, um… 811 00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:34,417 Like-Like how that could be the same person, you know. 812 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,500 Mm-hmm. 813 00:41:36,167 --> 00:41:38,458 -That's… That's so scary. -Hmm. 814 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,042 Yeah, she shouldn't have done that. 815 00:41:45,625 --> 00:41:47,417 She tried her best. 816 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,083 Can I… Can I sit with you? 817 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,500 Yeah, I wish you would. 818 00:41:55,292 --> 00:41:57,583 -Come on in, the water is fine. -Oh, boy. 819 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,500 His first impulse was the fucking movie. You know what I'm saying? 820 00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:07,083 You know what I'm saying? The one without the narration, that's the one. 821 00:42:07,167 --> 00:42:08,583 -Okay. Okay. -Okay? 822 00:42:09,542 --> 00:42:11,250 -I gotta call my uncle. -You're gonna call him? 823 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:12,750 -All right. -Call him. Let's all… 824 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:14,125 Everyone call their uncle. 825 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:16,833 Jimmy, it's Rich. Where the fuck are you now? 826 00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:19,083 All right. Call me back. 827 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,458 This is just like, 828 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,125 you know, this way of seeing the world, you know, like this perspective, you know, 829 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,500 this lens that I've always had. 830 00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:30,250 Like these things that just bother people and hurt people 831 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:33,042 and make them frustrated or furious, you know. 832 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:36,208 Like to me, it just… I-I-I never got it. 833 00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:38,000 -It didn't affect me like that. -It doesn't matter. 834 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,292 No, it doesn't fucking… What matters… 835 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,042 -Nothing fucking matters. -Nothing matters. 836 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:43,000 Nothing fucking matters, and I get that, right? 837 00:42:43,083 --> 00:42:44,250 -Yeah. -And it's meaningless. 838 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,833 So why… 839 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:49,458 And… …when I'd go on that trip, like, I could catch this groove, you know, 840 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:52,583 sometimes for like weeks at-at a time, you know, like sometimes for months. 841 00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:55,208 I just like… I'd just like have this, like, bliss, you know. 842 00:42:55,292 --> 00:42:57,333 -Mm-hmm. -And yeah, I know I'm, like-like… 843 00:42:57,417 --> 00:42:59,792 …I'm like all fucking, like, babbling and shit, 844 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,792 like, here in a fucking bathroom like a fucking baby, 845 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:05,083 but I-I-I could be, like, I could be a fucking blast. 846 00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:09,000 I can be a bla… Like, I can share it, you know. And then all of a sudden, 847 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,583 like, out of nowhere, those same thoughts, 848 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:14,375 like-like-like this kind of meaninglessness of it all, you know. 849 00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:17,667 It… …It like makes me sad. 850 00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:19,000 Yeah. 851 00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:22,125 Nothing matters. It sets you free, but then where are you, right? 852 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,583 -It's the same thing. -You're nowhere. 853 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,625 -It's the same thing. And then I'm like… -Yeah. 854 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,208 Like, so sad, like I'm fucking drowning, you know. 855 00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:30,542 My jaw feels fucking… Like, a million fucking pounds. 856 00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:32,375 And I-I-I… It's like I don't want to… 857 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,958 That sounds exhausting. 858 00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:39,292 You must be really tired. 859 00:43:57,792 --> 00:44:00,792 Oh, yeah. Over the top. Over the top. 860 00:44:05,292 --> 00:44:07,458 Yeah. Over the top. Over the top. 861 00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:13,958 Yeah. 862 00:44:23,417 --> 00:44:25,125 Too many teardrops 863 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,667 For one heart to be… 864 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:50,500 - Mike, you in there? - Yeah, Rich, I'm good. 865 00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:51,708 I'm good. I'm coming. 866 00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:53,500 All right. We gotta go. 867 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:55,417 - Yeah. - I'm sorry to interrupt you guys. 868 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,917 Cousin, we gotta… we gotta go. 869 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,750 - Okay, we're going. - We gotta go. Like, now. 870 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,125 - Rich, don't do that. I said I'm coming. - Mike, I'm serious. 871 00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:02,292 Okay, we're fucking going! 872 00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:06,917 Cousin, Jimmy said he hasn't heard from you all day. 873 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,667 -This guy is waiting. -Okay. I heard you. 874 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:11,167 - Cousin, I'm coming. - All right. 875 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,708 -I'll be, uh, right outside. -Fuck man that's… 876 00:45:31,917 --> 00:45:32,917 Hey, I'll come back. 877 00:45:43,583 --> 00:45:44,750 Fiction. 878 00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:23,958 Yo, Cousin, it's go time. We gotta go. 879 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:26,000 You look like fucking Ronald McDonald. What's wrong? 880 00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:27,500 No. 881 00:46:29,083 --> 00:46:30,917 Yo, your phone is dead, huh? 882 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,500 -Michael, come on. -Just leaving the phone. 883 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,125 It's not a capital crime. What's the problem? 884 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:37,083 -Yo, Cousin, we got this meeting in ten. -Where's the fire? Where's the fire? 885 00:46:37,167 --> 00:46:39,750 -We're going, we're going. Okay, okay. -All right. 886 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:43,917 -Hey, let's hit it. -Yeah. 887 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,500 Yo, we're out of here. 888 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,833 -What about my turn? Fact or fiction? -Nice to meet you guys. 889 00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:51,167 It's been a pleasure to meet y'all. Wow. Wow. Wow. 890 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:53,167 Hang on. Hey, we're in America though, right? 891 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,625 Last time I checked, Gary, Indiana is in the sovereign United States. 892 00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:57,958 Is it not, Vanessa? 893 00:46:58,042 --> 00:47:00,042 Are we not in Amer…? Everybody get a turn. 894 00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:01,583 -Everybody gets a turn. Fucking, don't… -All right. 895 00:47:01,667 --> 00:47:04,917 How great are you fucking people? How great is this fucking… 896 00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:09,667 -This place got fucking heart. -That's what I was trying to tell you. 897 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,875 Magic. This place is magic. 898 00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:15,542 All right. 899 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:19,542 Yo. We're just a pair of fucking wired and worried travelers, 900 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:21,458 and we fucking love it here. We thank you. 901 00:47:21,542 --> 00:47:24,375 We thank you, Gary fucking Indiana. We thank you. 902 00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:26,833 Magic, magic. 903 00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:28,667 - Thank you. Thank you. - I just want to take 904 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:31,583 this opportunity because right now, my, uh, 905 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:36,500 my fine furry Cousin right there, my fucking best friend. 906 00:47:37,542 --> 00:47:39,583 Any second now, he's gonna be a dad. 907 00:47:41,583 --> 00:47:43,875 - Not only that. Not only that. Not on… - Hang on. Hold on. 908 00:47:43,958 --> 00:47:46,500 Hey, he's happy. 909 00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:50,500 He's happy. Rich, you're happy. 910 00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:54,833 Right now, I swear this is… this is the most… 911 00:47:57,083 --> 00:48:01,000 It's, like, the most healthy and, like, you're-you're… you're full. 912 00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:04,042 You're full and I love it. 913 00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:07,208 He's in love, you know. 914 00:48:07,292 --> 00:48:09,500 Fucker cannot wait to be a father either. 915 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:13,083 I mean, he can't fucking… …he can't… he can't fucking wait. 916 00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:15,417 I mean, he-he's got this pride. 917 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,333 You're glowing, Rich. 918 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,667 You're glowing. I love you. 919 00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:26,333 It's my fucking boy. I love you. 920 00:48:26,417 --> 00:48:29,042 I love you. I love you. I love you so much. 921 00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:30,125 Fucking love you. 922 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:32,417 Look at him, he's gonna be a dad. Look at him. 923 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,292 Look at this fucking… That's going to be a father. 924 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:36,958 That. That right there is going to be a father, right? 925 00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:41,500 Fucking kid's gonna end up abandoned and alone just like he was. 926 00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:44,875 But hey, shit, hey, at least you went into it with a good fucking mindset, 927 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:46,375 right, kid, huh? 928 00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:49,125 I mean, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay. No, I love it. That's-that's the thing. 929 00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:53,250 That's the thing you got to know about Rich, man, is that the one thing 930 00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:56,250 that you can absolutely fucking depend on with this fucking guy 931 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:59,375 is that if he is involved, he's going to fuck it up. 932 00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:01,917 I mean, he is going to fuck it up and everybody knows it. 933 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,583 I mean… …nobody says it, right? 934 00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:06,917 Nobody says it because everybody's a fucking coward and a fucking liar. 935 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,958 But this isn't going to be any fucking different. 936 00:49:09,042 --> 00:49:10,167 I mean, he's going to fuck this. 937 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:14,333 He's got his entire life is a fucking bed that he took a shit in the middle of 938 00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:16,375 and he just smears it right and that's what's beautiful. 939 00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:17,833 -Hey. Hey. -Look at him. He's beautiful. 940 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:20,042 But he's got to fuck this up too, right? 941 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,875 No, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. Everybody knows it. 942 00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:25,583 They don't say it, but they look, look. 943 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:27,083 Ooh. 944 00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:28,500 Oh, look at his eyes. 945 00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:30,750 Look at those beady little fucking eyes. He knows it too. 946 00:49:30,833 --> 00:49:32,208 - That's the fucking thing. - All right. 947 00:49:32,292 --> 00:49:33,333 He knows it too. 948 00:49:33,417 --> 00:49:35,583 - Well, all right, what? We gotta go. - We gotta go. 949 00:49:35,667 --> 00:49:37,000 We gotta. Where are we going? 950 00:49:37,917 --> 00:49:40,250 - Where-Where are we fucking going? - Yo, we got this meeting. 951 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:41,917 Yeah. We got it. You know what you ought to do? 952 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,333 You ought to get in the fucking truck and just start fucking driving. 953 00:49:45,417 --> 00:49:47,000 - All right. - Just fucking bolt, Rich. 954 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:49,167 Just fucking… you wanna do that kid of yours a favor? 955 00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:52,625 Just fucking bolt. Just fucking hit the fucking road and do not come back. 956 00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:54,583 - You wanna do him a favor, right? - Okay. Okay. 957 00:49:54,667 --> 00:49:56,542 No, it's fine. It doesn't matter. 958 00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,167 It doesn't matter. It's the truth. 959 00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:00,375 It's the truth. What you're gonna be a good father? 960 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:01,917 Is that what you got to be? 961 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,542 Huh, Ronald McDonald, you're gonna be a good father? 962 00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:07,125 Are you gonna be a good father? It doesn't matter. 963 00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:08,458 It doesn't matter. Just say it. 964 00:50:08,542 --> 00:50:10,208 Just say you're gonna fuck it up, right? 965 00:50:10,292 --> 00:50:12,042 Come on, you're not mad. Don't be mad. 966 00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,458 - You're not mad. - I'm not-- 967 00:50:13,542 --> 00:50:16,458 -You're not mad. Are you mad? Are you mad? -Stop. Stop. 968 00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:18,667 You're not mad. You're not mad. No, just say it-- 969 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,167 - Oh, my God. - Stop it. 970 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,917 - No, no, no, no, no. - Stop that. 971 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,083 Ah! 972 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:25,333 He's telling the fucking truth finally. 973 00:50:25,417 --> 00:50:27,458 He's telling the fucking truth. Say it again. 974 00:50:27,542 --> 00:50:30,083 You hate me? You hate me, Rich? 975 00:50:30,167 --> 00:50:32,958 You gonna fuck this up, Rich. Just say that and we'll go. 976 00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:35,458 - Say it and we'll go. Oh. - Oh. 977 00:50:35,958 --> 00:50:38,292 All right. That's an… I don't know. 978 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,500 Stop. 979 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,000 At least you're not lying anymore. 980 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,458 - Why are you doing? - I love you. 981 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,000 - Why are you doing this? - I love you. 982 00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,083 Just… 983 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:51,458 You're a coward, Rich. You're a fucking coward. 984 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,917 - I'm a coward? - You're a coward. 985 00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:55,417 I'm a coward. 986 00:50:57,917 --> 00:50:58,917 A coward. 987 00:51:08,417 --> 00:51:09,542 I'm a coward. 988 00:51:10,042 --> 00:51:11,375 Kid's gonna hate you, Rich. 989 00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:14,958 Kid's gonna… 990 00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:18,417 This is 991 00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:25,458 No, no, no. Mm-mmm. 992 00:52:48,667 --> 00:52:51,583 Hey, One of you Mikey? 993 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:57,708 This is for Jimmy. 994 00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:11,958 What's in the box? 995 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,458 Plastic pump impellers. 996 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:44,958 What do, uh… 997 00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:48,875 What do plastic pump impellers do? 998 00:53:50,292 --> 00:53:51,375 They rotate. 999 00:53:57,542 --> 00:53:58,542 Hmm. 1000 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,625 Okay. See you around. 1001 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,417 Probably not. 1002 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,542 FedEx strikes are over. 1003 00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:20,750 No. No. No. 1004 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:39,208 Love comes to you and you follow 1005 00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:47,208 Lose one, on to the heart of the sunrise 1006 00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:50,917 Sharp 1007 00:57:52,292 --> 00:57:53,625 Distance 1008 00:57:54,667 --> 00:58:01,667 How can the wind with its arms all around me? 1009 00:58:04,292 --> 00:58:08,000 Lost on a wave and then after 1010 00:58:09,417 --> 00:58:11,958 Dream on 1011 00:58:12,042 --> 00:58:17,458 On to the heart of the sunrise 1012 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,583 Sharp 1013 00:58:21,917 --> 00:58:23,292 Distance 1014 00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:31,417 How can the wind with so many around me? 1015 00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:37,208 Lost in the city 78637

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