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Go on, ask her.
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No, you.
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I just wanna get my book signed.
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Miss Sparkle...
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...l think I've only had
three classes of orgasms.
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How do I get to the sixth or seventh?
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You need to experiment.
Try a new lover. Try several.
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But in your book...
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That was divine.
Do you take requests?
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Well, what's your desire?
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Your pleasure.
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You ready for number four?
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Yes!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Oh, God!
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Yeah. Yeah, don't stop.
Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop!
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My name is Mary.
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And I'm 14 years old...
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...and I'm a virgin.
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My pussy's never been touched
by a big cock before...
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...and I want you to fuck me.
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Here's my pussy.
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I want you to tak e your big cock...
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...and I want you
to shove it up my ass.
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A boy has never seen my tits before.
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- Jenny.
- Come in.
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Jenny, you have no idea what's...
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No, this is not what I want.
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You have the wrong idea about this.
Please...
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- ls that my camera?
- Yep. And I'm gonna use it now.
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And that's my tape
of Shane and Carmen.
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I don't really think that's your tape.
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Look, I know what you think of me
right now.
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I know I don't have
a good track record...
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- You violated us.
- I wanna make a documentary.
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- You are violating us.
- I know.
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You have crossed every line of trust.
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And don't you dare tell me
this was for the sake of art.
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Please, watch my documentary.
You know me.
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You'll understand.
It's not what you think it is.
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I know that I crossed the line.
I know that I went too far with this.
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Look, when I moved here, this was
just something I did, you know?
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- But you have to know...
- Do you have any sisters?
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Yes, I have two younger sisters.
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Okay. I want you to ask them
a question.
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And the most important thing
is that you really listen to their answer.
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I want you to ask your sisters
about the very first time...
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...that they were intruded upon
by some man...
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...or a boy.
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Why do you think
they've been intruded upon?
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Because there isn't a single woman
in this world...
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...that hasn't been intruded upon.
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And sometimes
it's relatively benign.
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And sometimes
it's so fucking painful...
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...that you have no idea...
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...what this feels like.
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For what it's worth, I already began
taking down the cameras.
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And I will take down
the rest of them today.
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I'm gonna tell Shane
now what I've done.
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- You guys can talk...
- No.
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- You don't have to speak to me again.
- I said, no.
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You're not gonna talk to Carmen
and you're not gonna talk to Shane.
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You're not gonna wreck their vacation
and fuck with their lives anymore.
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I'm gonna decide...
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...when you can take
those rapey cameras down.
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Now get the fuck out of my room.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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- Yeah, thanks.
- Here you go.
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And what would you like today?
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I'll have an organic salad
and a caffè americano.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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And what would you like?
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I'd like to know if the lady
will join me for lunch.
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Benjamin, I'm really busy.
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And what would you like?
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Then dinner,
followed by breakfast in bed.
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You're listening to KCRW.
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This is Alice Pieszecki of The Chart.
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Today my special guest on The Chart
is my girlfriend, Dana Fairbanks.
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- Now, Dana...
- Hi.
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Okay... who is responsible for
today's piece of interconnectedness.
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Dana got invited to speak
on the Lifestyle Leadership Panel...
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...on an Olivia Cruise for women...
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- For gay women, actually.
- Okay.
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It's called Lesbian Dynamics:
Love and Friendship.
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And it's gonna be me
and Phoebe Sparkle, and...
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Sorry, Dana, I'm not really ready
to go there yet.
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So she's taking me,
and also our friends...
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- Sorry.
- ...Jenny, Shane and Carmen.
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Now, just to digress for a minute
into Lesbian Linkage 101...
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...originally Shane and Carmen
hooked up...
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...but now Carmen is seeing Jenny...
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...who's totally coming
out of the closet.
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You can't tell them that, Alice.
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Anyway, back to the big web
of connectivity.
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One of my major idols,
Phoebe Sparkle...
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...a brilliant writer
and acclaimed sexpert...
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And she's a very nice...
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What she is going to be doing
is speaking on the panel with Dana.
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Hi, Mom.
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As you can see,
I have all our family pictures here.
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And I'm videotaping this...
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...because I have a couple of questions
for you about Zayda.
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I would like to know...
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...if Zayda lost his mind when he began
to transcribe the Torah by hand...
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...or did that cause him
to lose his mind?
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Do you remember the day
they took him away?
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And then I wanted to ask you
questions about Grandma.
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Or, Grandma,
if you're watching this...
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...l wanted to ask you questions
about your experience in Auschwitz.
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I wanted to know if
when you arrived in Auschwitz...
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...did they separate you
from your daughter?
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And I wanted to know...
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...if you remember the name
of the unterscharführer...
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...who took your arm
and branded you with that tattoo.
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Do you remember his eyes?
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Do you remember
if he used a steel plate...
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...or did he use a needle?
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I'm really sorry to interrupt.
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I just wanted to say hello.
But I can come back at another time if...
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- No, it's okay.
- Are you sure?
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Yeah. I'm just working on a project
about my family.
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- This is my family.
- Oh, my goodness.
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And I'm making a tape for my mom.
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Say hi to my...
This is my friend Carmen.
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Hello, Mrs. Schecter.
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And that is my mom.
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She's beautiful.
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Yeah.
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- Have you packed?
- No.
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Do you want me
to help you start or something?
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I totally forgot. I've just been
so engrossed in this project.
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And I'm really into it, so I've decided
I'm not gonna come on the trip.
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I want you to go away with Shane.
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- What?
- Yep.
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With Shane? Why...?
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Yeah, because I think you guys
will have a blast together.
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Jenny, absolutely not.
You are not going to pull out of this.
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- You know...
- No excuses. No, you're coming.
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This is not an excuse.
When Burr Connor fired me...
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The best thing that came out
of that was he was like:
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"You gotta tell the truth
about your life.
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And you have to be truthful
about your work."
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That's all I wanna do,
just tell the fucking truth.
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All right, okay, fine, fine.
Here's a truth:
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I would like to go with my girlfriend,
so, you know...
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Who's that?
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It's you.
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Please just tell me the truth.
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Yes, do you think we could
pull these straps up a little?
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Because this is what I want to see.
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No problem at all.
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Good. We'll take it.
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Can you excuse us
for a minute, please?
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- Of course.
- Thanks.
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This is a $5000 dress.
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They're giving me an award
for community service.
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I don't wanna show up in some
sort of extravagant, over-the-top gown.
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That money can be used
in so many other ways.
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Tina, please.
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Don't tell me what I can
and cannot spend my own money on.
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Do you know how much money
I personally give away every year?
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How many charities
the Peabody Foundation sponsors?
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I mean, it would give me
the utmost pleasure...
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...to buy you this dress.
So please...
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...be gracious enough to let me.
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We'll take it.
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Did I mention I invited Bette?
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What?
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Hey, Shane, come here.
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- Hi.
- Okay, I have something to tell you.
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This one right here,
she doesn't want to go.
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- What?
- Not going.
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- You're going on that cruise.
- I'm not going.
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- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
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I don't want to. You know why?
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I'm actually working on something
that's important to me.
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I don't wanna fuck around anymore,
and I wanna be serious about my work.
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Fuck it.
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- If you're not going, I'm not going.
- What?
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Wait a minute! Now, come back here.
If you don't go and if you don't go...
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...then I'm not gonna go,
and I wanted to go.
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I guess Dana and Alice
are gonna have to be pissed...
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- ...because no one's gonna go.
- My God! Jewish guilt!
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- I'm not going if you aren't going!
- I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
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I'm gonna go. We're gonna be...
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We're gonna be
a fucking threesome, man.
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I don't know, but we're both still
taking ginger, no matter what, all right?
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And just in case, I've got
these two things for seasickness.
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- You're not gonna get seasick.
- Okay.
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There's no reason for both of us
to take things like toothpaste...
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...or razors or Q-tips
or hand sanitizer.
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Al?
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Yes, there is.
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Let's work this out before we get on
the boat that sinks with you mad at me.
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Alice.
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Look, I am a wreck about this cruise,
and you're not helping.
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How would you feel, Dana...
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...if I came down and I just interrupted
one of your matches?
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Or corrected one of your shots?
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Okay, is this about me talking
on your show?
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You were interrupting me.
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And you didn't even respect
the fact that it was my gig.
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And I feel like
I'm always there for you.
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I'm really sorry.
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I'm such an ass.
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- It's all right.
- Sorry, I just hate these cruises.
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I just get really seasick and scared,
you know?
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You don't have to be scared.
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I'm gonna be there
to take care of you, baby.
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Look at it this way, no one
ever got sick on The Love Boat.
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Actually, that's not true.
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Corey Parker,
he played the ship's doctor...
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...he was horribly seasick.
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No, no, no. The ship's doctor
was Bernie Kopell, Dr. Adam Bricker.
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Right, and then Corey Parker played
Dr. John Morgan, his replacement.
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It was the sequel,
Love Boat.- The Next Wave.
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Well, yeah, but that doesn't count.
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If it doesn't have Gopher
and lsaac Washington...
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...and Captain Merrill Stubing,
that's not The Love Boat.
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- Don't forget Julie.
- Right.
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Hello.
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Really?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You scared me.
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How's the packing coming along?
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What's up with you?
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You're liable to hear shit about me
while you're gone...
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...and since I won't be there
to defend myself, I just...
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I don't want you to think
I'm a total asshole.
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- What did you do?
- Can't tell you.
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I'm sorry.
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I promise you you'll find out
eventually, though.
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You're being really intense
and cryptic right now.
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Yeah, well, that's my style,
really intense and cryptic.
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That's how I get all the ladies.
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Yeah.
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Shane...
242
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,496
...l just want you to know that...
243
00:18:35,711 --> 00:18:37,952
That I'm your friend.
244
00:18:40,548 --> 00:18:42,753
I'm your friend too.
245
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:50,132
You think Stubing got more women
or the doctor?
246
00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:52,796
- No, the doctor did not get women.
- He got so many.
247
00:18:52,974 --> 00:18:57,053
No, no, no. Captain Stubing and Julie
were not having an affair, okay?
248
00:18:57,227 --> 00:19:00,097
Did you ever watch the show?
Captain Stubing was married.
249
00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:03,022
Right, but supposedly
somebody was a big homo.
250
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:04,732
What?
251
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,228
- Who cares?
- What?
252
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,271
Why do we say it like
being a homo is some dirty secret?
253
00:19:09,445 --> 00:19:11,602
Thank you. Exactly.
254
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:12,978
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
255
00:19:13,156 --> 00:19:15,194
This is fantastic.
We're all carrying on.
256
00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:18,734
- This is great.
- What? No, no. No, I'm checking.
257
00:19:18,911 --> 00:19:20,701
I'm checking.
258
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,745
Your bag will totally fit
in the overhead compartment.
259
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,628
- No, it's too heavy.
- No, it's not.
260
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,081
- Do you want me to take it? I'll switch.
- No, I don't. Just...
261
00:19:38,425 --> 00:19:40,217
I don't wanna
put it through security.
262
00:19:40,385 --> 00:19:42,128
- Why?
- I just don't.
263
00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:44,047
Fine. You're gonna
hold everyone up.
264
00:19:44,222 --> 00:19:46,012
- No one else is checking.
- Alice!
265
00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:48,932
- Excuse me.
- Al! Al!
266
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,760
Goddamn it.
267
00:19:50,935 --> 00:19:52,726
Alice.
268
00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:04,276
Daddy.
269
00:20:09,491 --> 00:20:12,444
What a nice surprise.
270
00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:14,404
How are you?
271
00:20:14,577 --> 00:20:18,526
- I'm very well. And you?
- I'm good. I'm so happy you're here.
272
00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:20,366
I'm gonna take you to the office...
273
00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:23,375
...where we're gonna see
an amazing painting...
274
00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:25,334
...that I have on loan
from the Getty.
275
00:20:25,503 --> 00:20:29,120
And then we're gonna have lunch
with an incredible artist.
276
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:31,170
You remember Allen Barnes?
277
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:34,626
- Is he the painter?
- No, it's not her painting.
278
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:37,755
The painting is 14th century,
by Dosso Dossi.
279
00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:40,086
No, Allen Barnes
was my teacher at Yale.
280
00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:44,213
She's probably one of our
most important living artists.
281
00:20:44,392 --> 00:20:46,266
Never heard of her.
282
00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:00,726
She's the reason
I wanted to go into the arts.
283
00:21:00,904 --> 00:21:04,024
I thought that was
your mother's influence.
284
00:21:05,408 --> 00:21:09,108
She was a great artist.
285
00:21:09,828 --> 00:21:12,284
You remember her watercolours,
don't you?
286
00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:16,239
Of course I do, Daddy.
I have all of them.
287
00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:28,046
Please go through.
Please go through.
288
00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:29,961
Please go through.
289
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,175
Step through please, ma'am.
Come on.
290
00:21:34,348 --> 00:21:37,846
Hold it there. Okay, go over
to the side, please, if you would.
291
00:21:38,017 --> 00:21:41,100
- Thank you.
- Dana, nobody cares about medication.
292
00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:44,269
Thank you. All right, go ahead.
293
00:21:44,438 --> 00:21:46,181
Put your arms up. Thank you.
294
00:21:46,357 --> 00:21:48,478
- Next, please.
- Come back. I...
295
00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:51,567
- This is your fault.
- What?
296
00:21:51,902 --> 00:21:55,318
Faye, come here.
297
00:21:58,115 --> 00:22:01,068
- Thanks.
- I think we've got something here.
298
00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:08,075
Looks suspicious.
What is it, some kind of a weapon?
299
00:22:08,248 --> 00:22:11,663
Ladies, could you
step over here, please?
300
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:24,881
What the hell is...?
301
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,380
- Oh, no.
- You just... it...
302
00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:34,047
- Okay?
- I like the sound of that.
303
00:22:34,226 --> 00:22:35,637
Great.
304
00:22:41,649 --> 00:22:43,439
- Yeah. Nipple clamps.
- What?
305
00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:46,940
When did you get those?
306
00:22:47,111 --> 00:22:48,819
Baby.
307
00:22:49,488 --> 00:22:53,567
You can't take these on the plane.
You should know better than that.
308
00:22:56,201 --> 00:22:59,155
Okay, ma'am, you can go ahead
and pack this back up.
309
00:22:59,328 --> 00:23:00,657
Great.
310
00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:07,947
- Have fun.
- Yeah, good, thanks.
311
00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:10,868
Melvin, you're missing
the point of the painting.
312
00:23:11,046 --> 00:23:12,954
It's about the fleetingness of fortune.
313
00:23:13,631 --> 00:23:15,838
I just see it differently.
314
00:23:16,009 --> 00:23:19,174
You don't think that the man
in the painting is enjoying his life?
315
00:23:19,344 --> 00:23:21,799
I don't. Of course I don't.
316
00:23:21,971 --> 00:23:23,762
He looks miserable.
317
00:23:23,931 --> 00:23:26,504
Spiritually void.
318
00:23:26,683 --> 00:23:31,640
The only true abundance
is harmony with God.
319
00:23:31,812 --> 00:23:34,895
So faith assures prosperity,
is that what you're saying?
320
00:23:35,064 --> 00:23:38,100
Figuratively speaking, yes.
321
00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:41,643
There it is. The dangling carrot
of the Ashcroft and the Bushies.
322
00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:43,194
I beg your pardon.
323
00:23:43,362 --> 00:23:47,193
I have nothing in common
with the Ashcrofts or the Bushies.
324
00:23:47,365 --> 00:23:51,196
It's mercenary Christianity.
Keeping us mortals enthralled...
325
00:23:51,368 --> 00:23:53,444
...through a combination
of fear and payola.
326
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:56,324
Makes me wanna go back into a cave
and never come out.
327
00:23:56,497 --> 00:23:59,948
That would be
your prerogative, madam.
328
00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,290
Daddy?
329
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,715
Daddy?
330
00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:21,382
Where are you going?
331
00:24:22,434 --> 00:24:24,473
Here, come on.
332
00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:27,895
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
333
00:24:28,271 --> 00:24:30,145
We're right here.
334
00:24:49,537 --> 00:24:54,245
Actually, I...
l liked the painting very much.
335
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:55,994
Oh, good. I'm glad.
336
00:24:57,419 --> 00:25:00,752
She just wanted
to make me feel ignorant.
337
00:25:00,922 --> 00:25:07,254
Your mother and I,
we had some heavy arguments.
338
00:25:08,177 --> 00:25:10,749
Smartest woman I ever met.
339
00:25:10,929 --> 00:25:13,883
But she was never condescending.
340
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,725
Daddy...
341
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,474
...if you loved her so much,
then why did you let her leave?
342
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:27,556
Why didn't you try
to salvage the marriage?
343
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:33,106
- You wouldn't understand.
- Give me a chance.
344
00:25:34,114 --> 00:25:40,115
You would've had to have
experienced that bond of marriage...
345
00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:45,202
...to appreciate how much
I hurt your mother.
346
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:50,122
I think I might be able
to understand that, Daddy.
347
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,957
I made a reservation for us at 8...
348
00:26:02,135 --> 00:26:04,756
...at a restaurant called
Angelina Osteria. They have...
349
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:09,259
I'd prefer to eat at the hotel restaurant
tonight. That is, if you don't mind.
350
00:26:10,224 --> 00:26:12,133
Okay. Whatever you want.
351
00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:15,594
And how about seeing
if Katie could join us?
352
00:26:18,314 --> 00:26:20,140
You want Kit
to come to dinner with us?
353
00:26:20,316 --> 00:26:23,399
Yeah. I'd like to see her.
354
00:26:24,777 --> 00:26:26,236
Well, her boyfriend's in town.
355
00:26:26,404 --> 00:26:28,443
He's only here
for a couple of days, so...
356
00:26:28,614 --> 00:26:31,530
Well, she should bring him too.
357
00:26:33,451 --> 00:26:35,241
I'll call her.
358
00:26:39,205 --> 00:26:41,197
You know, Daddy,
I'm struck by the fact...
359
00:26:41,373 --> 00:26:44,290
...that you just invited Kit's boyfriend
to come to dinner...
360
00:26:44,459 --> 00:26:46,617
...and she's been seeing him
a short while...
361
00:26:46,794 --> 00:26:49,000
...but you have not yet
said a word about Tina.
362
00:26:49,171 --> 00:26:52,788
Well, of course you're welcome to
bring her too, if that's what you wish.
363
00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:55,631
We split up.
364
00:26:55,801 --> 00:27:00,508
Well, then I don't know
what I'm supposed to say.
365
00:27:01,764 --> 00:27:03,388
Nothing.
366
00:27:03,557 --> 00:27:06,047
You're not supposed
to say anything.
367
00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,816
Can you believe this?
We're actually on a cruise.
368
00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:19,562
Jenny, it's gonna be fun!
369
00:27:19,736 --> 00:27:21,479
I've got my little...
370
00:27:21,654 --> 00:27:24,524
it's Phoebe Sparkle.
371
00:27:25,741 --> 00:27:28,112
Wait, I wanna see
if she makes that girl come.
372
00:27:28,284 --> 00:27:31,237
- Can she do that?
- I'm kidding, Dana.
373
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,030
Oh, my God.
374
00:27:45,381 --> 00:27:48,962
Ladies, welcome to OWLS.
It stands for "Older Wiser Lesbians."
375
00:27:49,133 --> 00:27:53,047
We talk about how spirituality
and sexuality are combined.
376
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:56,718
And our definition of "orgasm"
is that it is the kiss of God...
377
00:27:56,889 --> 00:27:59,724
...that brings ecstasy
to consciousness...
378
00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:03,686
Have a nice time.
379
00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:05,347
- Dana.
- There's Dana Fairbanks.
380
00:28:05,521 --> 00:28:09,648
- There they are. All right.
- Oh, I...
381
00:28:09,816 --> 00:28:12,223
Hi. All right.
382
00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:19,227
Hi, how are you? I'm Alice.
Nice to meet you.
383
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,355
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
384
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,107
Can I borrow your uniform
later for a surprise?
385
00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:26,863
Yeah, sure.
386
00:28:27,037 --> 00:28:28,496
- Yeah? We'll talk?
- Yeah, sure.
387
00:28:28,664 --> 00:28:31,830
Okay. Excellent.
388
00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:36,407
Oh, God.
389
00:28:36,587 --> 00:28:39,540
I thought we were supposed
to have a suite.
390
00:28:39,714 --> 00:28:42,168
Well, I have an idea.
391
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:44,416
Why don't we all sleep together...
392
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:47,165
...and, Carmen,
you can sleep in the middle.
393
00:28:48,846 --> 00:28:51,715
I'm gonna go explore.
394
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:58,639
Even for Jenny, she's acting weird.
395
00:29:03,523 --> 00:29:07,520
Oh, my God. This is sweet.
396
00:29:09,945 --> 00:29:12,316
"Welcome aboard,
Dana Fairbanks and friends.
397
00:29:12,488 --> 00:29:15,525
We hope you enjoy your time with us.
From Olivia Cruise.
398
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,735
P.S., Thank you, Alice, for talking up
our cruise on your show."
399
00:29:18,911 --> 00:29:20,653
- That was nice.
- Yeah, I made it up.
400
00:29:22,747 --> 00:29:24,075
Yes, the woman in the back.
401
00:29:24,873 --> 00:29:28,040
Miss Sparkle, is it possible
to be in a committed relationship...
402
00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:32,916
...and still carry on
a polyamorous lifestyle?
403
00:29:33,463 --> 00:29:34,921
It's certainly possible.
404
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:39,288
The most important thing is to know
that jealousy will rear its head.
405
00:29:39,509 --> 00:29:42,344
You have to agree
with your primary loved one...
406
00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:45,548
...to be honest about your feelings
and you have to make rules.
407
00:29:47,891 --> 00:29:49,765
Woman in yellow.
408
00:29:49,934 --> 00:29:52,934
Dana Fairbanks, will you marry me?
409
00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:04,396
Sure. No, I'm sorry.
410
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:06,195
Thank you, actually, very much...
411
00:30:06,364 --> 00:30:10,195
...but I'm in one of those
committed relationships.
412
00:30:10,784 --> 00:30:16,701
And we're not " polyamorphic"
or whatever it is.
413
00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:18,705
Well, that also works...
414
00:30:18,873 --> 00:30:21,161
...but I'm guessing
that Dana and her partner...
415
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:23,870
...know how to spice things up.
416
00:30:26,879 --> 00:30:29,749
All right, we have time
for one more question. Right there.
417
00:30:29,923 --> 00:30:34,050
Miss Sparkle, what is your advice
on three-ways?
418
00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:45,307
Well, I think they're great.
I'm a big, big fan of group sex.
419
00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:49,804
The only thing is that all parties have
to be signed on for the same agenda.
420
00:30:50,397 --> 00:30:53,729
That's the end of our panel for today.
Thank you all for being here.
421
00:30:53,899 --> 00:30:55,808
It's been a pleasure.
422
00:30:58,903 --> 00:31:01,987
You should really see
Disney Hall, Daddy.
423
00:31:02,573 --> 00:31:05,277
Okay, but not too early.
424
00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:08,450
Since when did you become
a sleepyhead?
425
00:31:08,619 --> 00:31:13,031
I do have to get back by 5 to get
dressed. Tina's being honoured.
426
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:20,453
Don't you wanna know why
Tina's being honoured?
427
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:24,745
Yes, certainly, if you wanna tell me.
428
00:31:27,967 --> 00:31:29,295
Katie.
429
00:31:30,011 --> 00:31:32,086
Daddy.
430
00:31:35,015 --> 00:31:38,513
Daddy, I'd like for you to meet
my friend, Benjamin Bradshaw.
431
00:31:41,644 --> 00:31:43,436
- Mr. Bradshaw.
- Nice to meet you, sir.
432
00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:49,852
Thank you.
433
00:31:50,026 --> 00:31:52,433
- Hey, baby sis.
- Kit.
434
00:31:54,529 --> 00:31:56,107
Now...
435
00:31:57,198 --> 00:31:59,570
...how did you conceive it...
436
00:31:59,742 --> 00:32:03,323
...this Theory of Everything?
437
00:32:03,828 --> 00:32:07,659
Are you familiar
with quantum physics?
438
00:32:08,207 --> 00:32:12,702
- Oh, then it is the unified field theory.
- The unified what theory?
439
00:32:12,877 --> 00:32:19,542
Simply Einstein's attempt
to explain the mind of God.
440
00:32:19,715 --> 00:32:22,205
Well, that's a marvellous way
of looking at it.
441
00:32:22,884 --> 00:32:24,212
It includes everything:
442
00:32:24,385 --> 00:32:28,085
From creation to supernovas
to atoms...
443
00:32:28,263 --> 00:32:29,923
Even DNA.
444
00:32:30,098 --> 00:32:32,635
Our hearts, our minds.
445
00:32:32,808 --> 00:32:34,433
It's really been working for me.
446
00:32:34,602 --> 00:32:37,270
Did you tell your father
about your business?
447
00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:40,980
Business? What business?
448
00:32:41,148 --> 00:32:43,603
Well, Daddy, it's a café.
449
00:32:43,775 --> 00:32:46,313
I bought it from a friend of Bette's.
450
00:32:46,486 --> 00:32:49,936
It's not just a café. Kit has
turned it into this swanky nightclub.
451
00:32:56,159 --> 00:32:57,867
Excuse me.
452
00:32:59,871 --> 00:33:02,112
I'll be right back.
453
00:34:26,896 --> 00:34:29,895
She has a stage up there,
and if you take the tables away...
454
00:34:30,064 --> 00:34:32,437
- Hey, you two.
- Oh, my.
455
00:34:32,609 --> 00:34:35,811
Hey, how are you?
456
00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:39,734
- And where is Benjamin this morning?
- Well, he's at the hotel.
457
00:34:39,906 --> 00:34:44,863
He decided that we might like
a little family time together.
458
00:34:45,035 --> 00:34:46,362
Daddy, have a seat.
459
00:34:47,077 --> 00:34:49,829
And how about you, baby sis?
460
00:34:49,997 --> 00:34:52,950
I didn't sleep very well.
I need an espresso.
461
00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:58,455
He's staying at a hotel?
He doesn't live here?
462
00:34:58,629 --> 00:35:01,878
No, Dad, he lives
in Portland, Oregon.
463
00:35:02,089 --> 00:35:07,213
Portland, Oregon?
What's in Portland, Oregon?
464
00:35:09,345 --> 00:35:14,504
- Well, he...
- it's probably what he needs.
465
00:35:14,682 --> 00:35:17,885
When he's working, there are
people clamouring after him...
466
00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:20,810
...and he probably just needs
to get away.
467
00:35:20,978 --> 00:35:23,054
Makes perfect sense.
468
00:35:23,231 --> 00:35:27,559
- Have you been to Portland?
- No, not yet.
469
00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:29,524
I need that espresso. Do you mind?
470
00:35:30,277 --> 00:35:33,147
Yeah, yeah. An espresso.
471
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:40,945
You can't tell him Benjamin's married.
He's so happy now.
472
00:35:41,494 --> 00:35:43,154
I hate lying to him.
473
00:35:43,329 --> 00:35:46,364
This is the first time in 14 years
you've spent time with Daddy.
474
00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:50,204
- Doesn't it feel good?
- Yeah, it feels real good.
475
00:35:50,376 --> 00:35:54,242
Then why don't you just enjoy it
for a while. And let him enjoy it.
476
00:35:58,841 --> 00:36:01,166
Here you go, Daddy.
477
00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:08,713
It's so... So small,
I can hardly pick it up.
478
00:36:14,228 --> 00:36:18,438
Katie, why don't we have dinner
here tonight?
479
00:36:19,398 --> 00:36:21,189
Yeah.
480
00:36:22,734 --> 00:36:25,853
I would like to try out your chef...
481
00:36:26,028 --> 00:36:31,651
...and your sister here has
a prior engagement with Ms. Kennard.
482
00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:35,068
Daddy, do you think
you could call her Tina?
483
00:36:35,703 --> 00:36:37,445
That's her name, Tina.
484
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:41,487
For the millionth time, her name
is Tina. How long have you known her?
485
00:36:41,665 --> 00:36:44,286
Very well. Tina.
486
00:36:46,586 --> 00:36:48,543
Would Benjamin be able to join us?
487
00:36:48,713 --> 00:36:51,915
You know, I'm just gonna leave
you two to plan your evening.
488
00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:54,545
- Bette.
- What's wrong?
489
00:36:54,717 --> 00:36:58,001
You have no regard
for what I'm going through, Daddy.
490
00:36:58,178 --> 00:37:02,922
None. And until you can acknowledge
that my relationship of eight years...
491
00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:05,174
...was as meaningful
as your marriage...
492
00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:08,968
...until you see my heart is broken
because I failed the woman I love...
493
00:37:09,145 --> 00:37:11,267
...perhaps in the way
you failed my mother...
494
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:16,146
...then I really have nothing else to say.
Except, you know, I am not giving up.
495
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:19,317
I'm not gonna end up sad and alone
and full of regret.
496
00:37:49,091 --> 00:37:50,883
Oh, I want one of those.
497
00:37:51,052 --> 00:37:54,716
Dana Fairbanks? Oh, my...
Thank you for being here.
498
00:37:54,888 --> 00:37:57,888
Thank you for coming out.
And thank you for living your life.
499
00:37:58,057 --> 00:38:00,678
I saw you almost beat
Capriati in 2002. it was awesome.
500
00:38:00,850 --> 00:38:03,222
- I drive a Subaru because of you.
- Phoebe?
501
00:38:03,394 --> 00:38:04,723
Hi. Sparkle?
502
00:38:04,896 --> 00:38:06,722
Hi. I'm Alice Pieszecki.
503
00:38:06,897 --> 00:38:10,063
I do a radio show in L.A., The Chart.
I'm sure you've heard of it.
504
00:38:10,233 --> 00:38:14,181
Is it true for research that you sleep
with a different woman every night?
505
00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:19,069
Well, I like to have as much sex
as possible, whenever, wherever...
506
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,821
...but if I come across someone
really amazing...
507
00:38:22,992 --> 00:38:25,662
I don't know, too bad the cellist
had to leave the boat.
508
00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,862
And who's going to be next?
509
00:38:28,038 --> 00:38:31,655
You know, I don't know.
I'm open to a new discovery.
510
00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:34,368
Hi. Have you seen Jenny?
511
00:38:34,544 --> 00:38:37,413
No. I'm talking to Phoebe Sparkle,
though.
512
00:38:37,587 --> 00:38:39,045
- Hello.
- Hello, Phoebe Sparkle.
513
00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:40,541
- You haven't seen her?
- No.
514
00:38:40,714 --> 00:38:42,090
Can I buy you a drink?
515
00:38:46,094 --> 00:38:49,544
- Okay.
- Great.
516
00:38:49,721 --> 00:38:51,713
Thanks, Shane.
517
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,805
She offered.
518
00:40:02,277 --> 00:40:04,648
Well, well, well.
What have we got here?
519
00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:10,240
Well, it looks like
a captain's uniform to me.
520
00:40:19,499 --> 00:40:22,867
- Alice.
- That's hot.
521
00:40:33,217 --> 00:40:34,877
Okay.
522
00:40:35,385 --> 00:40:37,876
- All right, Al, I'm ready.
- Okay.
523
00:40:44,059 --> 00:40:45,090
Julie.
524
00:40:49,897 --> 00:40:52,980
You look beautiful.
525
00:40:53,399 --> 00:40:56,399
Oh, Captain Stubing, thank you.
526
00:40:57,444 --> 00:40:58,641
Captain Stubing.
527
00:41:01,030 --> 00:41:03,236
Oh, God, is that a periscope
in your pocket...
528
00:41:03,407 --> 00:41:05,067
...or are you just happy to see me?
529
00:41:09,328 --> 00:41:12,281
O captain! My captain!
530
00:41:14,290 --> 00:41:17,125
- Guys, it's time for dinner.
- What?
531
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:20,376
- You're sitting at the captain's table.
- Now?
532
00:41:23,631 --> 00:41:24,661
- Hi.
- You're late.
533
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,675
- The other panellists are already there.
- I have to change.
534
00:41:27,843 --> 00:41:29,300
- You look great.
- No, I can't...
535
00:41:29,468 --> 00:41:31,128
- Come on.
- Julie!
536
00:41:31,303 --> 00:41:32,927
Captain Stubing!
537
00:41:35,181 --> 00:41:39,178
Most of the women on this cruise,
they don't have that kind of freedom.
538
00:41:39,351 --> 00:41:41,010
This is the only place...
539
00:41:41,185 --> 00:41:45,645
...where they're completely free
to express themselves.
540
00:41:49,109 --> 00:41:51,017
Hi. How do you do? Thank you.
541
00:41:51,193 --> 00:41:52,771
- Hello. Good evening.
- Hi.
542
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,771
- Nice to see you.
- Hi.
543
00:41:55,864 --> 00:41:57,192
Thank you.
544
00:41:57,365 --> 00:41:59,689
See, these girls
are completely in their power.
545
00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:03,282
Free to go wherever their libido
takes them.
546
00:42:04,704 --> 00:42:06,494
You know, for me, it's just business.
547
00:42:06,663 --> 00:42:09,119
And as long as the guests are happy,
I'm happy.
548
00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:12,996
You wanna tell me
what's going on with you?
549
00:42:13,586 --> 00:42:15,293
Nothing.
550
00:42:16,838 --> 00:42:18,166
- Nothing?
- No.
551
00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,881
Okay.
552
00:42:20,049 --> 00:42:21,543
Well, it just...
553
00:42:21,717 --> 00:42:25,049
it seems like you want
a three-way with Shane.
554
00:42:25,219 --> 00:42:27,544
You seemed like
you were very attracted to her...
555
00:42:27,721 --> 00:42:31,090
...and I just thought it would be
interesting. it came into my head.
556
00:42:31,266 --> 00:42:32,296
- Are you jealous?
- No.
557
00:42:32,475 --> 00:42:34,266
- Is that what this is about?
- I'm not.
558
00:42:34,435 --> 00:42:37,719
- Just tell me.
- I'm not jealous. I just thought...
559
00:42:38,229 --> 00:42:40,021
We have to explore our options.
560
00:42:44,318 --> 00:42:46,191
There.
561
00:42:50,447 --> 00:42:54,029
- Is that what you want?
- She's beautiful.
562
00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:58,819
Salad's great.
563
00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:03,698
My new dress.
564
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:11,662
How are you? Nice to see you.
Nice to see you. How are you?
565
00:43:15,883 --> 00:43:19,085
- Nice to see you.
- Thank you. Thanks a lot.
566
00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:22,628
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
567
00:43:32,604 --> 00:43:34,762
- Hi.
- Congratulations.
568
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:38,142
Thank you. it means a lot to me
that you're here.
569
00:43:38,609 --> 00:43:40,648
I wouldn't have missed it.
570
00:43:41,069 --> 00:43:43,938
I've been thinking a lot about us.
571
00:43:44,947 --> 00:43:47,947
- You have?
- About the other day.
572
00:43:52,202 --> 00:43:53,862
It was nice.
573
00:43:54,913 --> 00:43:59,206
- Nice?
- Yeah, it was really, really nice.
574
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:02,244
And if you want,
I'd like to see what would happen...
575
00:44:02,419 --> 00:44:05,087
...if we started to spend
some more time together.
576
00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:13,124
- What about Helena?
- We're not exclusive.
577
00:44:15,512 --> 00:44:17,919
So are you saying
you wanna date me?
578
00:44:18,973 --> 00:44:20,515
Yeah.
579
00:44:22,809 --> 00:44:26,012
Tina, you have to meet
Senator Feinstein. She's not staying.
580
00:44:26,186 --> 00:44:28,144
- Hello, Bette.
- Hello, Helena.
581
00:44:28,313 --> 00:44:30,471
Thank you for inviting me.
582
00:44:30,648 --> 00:44:33,056
- You're at table 27, right?
- Right.
583
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,051
So let's get out of here.
584
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,224
Thank you.
585
00:46:16,646 --> 00:46:18,270
Thank you.
586
00:46:18,439 --> 00:46:20,313
Captain Stubing,
what are we gonna do...
587
00:46:20,482 --> 00:46:22,475
...about this hard-on
you've been sporting?
588
00:46:22,651 --> 00:46:25,223
I don't know, Julie.
589
00:46:25,403 --> 00:46:27,229
Let's go.
590
00:46:27,405 --> 00:46:29,396
We can't. it's rude.
591
00:46:29,572 --> 00:46:33,320
I'm going nuts. I don't know
how much longer I can stand it.
592
00:46:43,792 --> 00:46:47,125
Helena! Helena, lovely to see you.
593
00:46:47,294 --> 00:46:48,670
Nice to see you. How are you?
594
00:46:48,838 --> 00:46:52,751
You know, I was just remarking
last night that turnout tonight...
595
00:46:52,924 --> 00:46:56,257
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Not artists. Not artists.
596
00:46:56,427 --> 00:46:58,549
Curators have to deal with...
597
00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:06,512
Oh, God, Captain Stubing,
I want your big dick inside me so bad.
598
00:47:08,811 --> 00:47:09,926
Oh, fuck.
599
00:47:10,104 --> 00:47:12,511
I just hope my wife, Marion Ross,
doesn't find out.
600
00:47:12,689 --> 00:47:17,480
No, Marion Ross was the actress.
The character's name is Emily.
601
00:47:18,277 --> 00:47:20,103
Oh, God.
602
00:47:21,446 --> 00:47:23,154
Oh, my...
603
00:47:23,323 --> 00:47:25,895
Oh, fuck.
604
00:47:26,825 --> 00:47:28,651
Oh, God.
605
00:47:29,243 --> 00:47:31,117
- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.
606
00:47:31,287 --> 00:47:33,113
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, my God.
607
00:47:33,288 --> 00:47:34,996
- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.
608
00:47:35,165 --> 00:47:36,574
- Oh, no.
- What?
609
00:47:36,749 --> 00:47:38,291
Oh, no.
610
00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:40,582
- Oh, God!
- God!
611
00:47:50,384 --> 00:47:53,385
Okay, I'm coming, baby. I'm coming.
612
00:48:00,142 --> 00:48:01,720
Hey.
613
00:48:01,976 --> 00:48:03,768
You trying to top me?
614
00:48:03,936 --> 00:48:06,557
What, you think
you're gonna top me?
615
00:48:25,203 --> 00:48:27,527
Shit. Look, I have a favour
to ask of you.
616
00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:30,409
- Yeah?
- Things are a little...
617
00:48:30,582 --> 00:48:35,658
They're a little different in my room.
618
00:48:35,835 --> 00:48:39,501
And I see that you have a couch.
619
00:48:39,673 --> 00:48:41,214
Yes?
620
00:48:41,382 --> 00:48:46,089
- Well, would you mind?
- You wanna crash on my couch?
621
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,170
As in sleep? Just sleep?
622
00:48:48,346 --> 00:48:51,844
No. Sleep, entirely.
623
00:48:52,015 --> 00:48:55,015
You know what,
that sounds fantastic to me.
624
00:48:55,184 --> 00:48:58,184
- I am completely exhausted.
- Okay, good.
625
00:48:58,353 --> 00:49:00,511
Thank you so much.
You have no idea.
626
00:49:00,689 --> 00:49:04,472
No, thank you.
Hey, just do me one favour.
627
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,140
- Don't tell anybody.
- No.
628
00:49:07,318 --> 00:49:09,358
- I swear. I won't say anything.
- Excellent.
629
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:10,856
- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
630
00:49:11,029 --> 00:49:12,986
- Sleep well.
- You too.
631
00:49:43,846 --> 00:49:46,930
Dad, is...?
You're not eating your dinner.
632
00:49:47,099 --> 00:49:48,676
Is there something wrong with it?
633
00:49:48,850 --> 00:49:54,223
Oh, it's delicious.
I'm just taking my time.
634
00:49:58,274 --> 00:50:00,432
Excuse me.
635
00:50:03,403 --> 00:50:05,193
Daddy!
636
00:50:07,656 --> 00:50:10,656
And she secured
the largest ever grant...
637
00:50:10,825 --> 00:50:14,193
...in California history to establish
daycare centres for at-risk kids.
638
00:50:14,369 --> 00:50:15,745
No.
639
00:50:16,330 --> 00:50:19,365
No, no. Come to the hospital.
Cedars.
640
00:50:20,249 --> 00:50:21,992
Okay.
641
00:50:22,959 --> 00:50:25,830
Ms. Tina Kennard.
642
00:50:29,798 --> 00:50:35,301
Would all five of our honourees
please join me up here on the dais?
643
00:50:37,888 --> 00:50:40,212
These five individuals...
644
00:50:40,389 --> 00:50:44,220
...are extraordinary in their ability
to walk in many worlds...
645
00:50:44,392 --> 00:50:48,259
...and to hold the big vision
that unites diverse communities.
646
00:50:48,437 --> 00:50:50,430
They inspire all of us...
647
00:50:50,606 --> 00:50:53,226
...to rise above divisions
and differences.
648
00:50:53,399 --> 00:50:57,728
It is my honour to present
this year's community activist awards.
649
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:22,414
- Hey.
- Hey.
650
00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:27,421
I'm just gonna get my keys.
651
00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:30,259
What are you doing?
652
00:51:32,888 --> 00:51:34,216
What are those?
653
00:51:34,847 --> 00:51:38,429
- They're cameras.
- What are with all the tapes?
654
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,803
There's something
that I need to show you, and...
655
00:51:42,478 --> 00:51:47,020
And then, after that, I don't know.
You'll probably want me out of here.
656
00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:49,728
- It's gonna take me a day...
- What's going on, Mark?
657
00:51:49,901 --> 00:51:53,945
I just finished taking down
the last of the cameras.
658
00:51:54,113 --> 00:51:57,029
I pretty much had them
all over the house.
659
00:51:57,365 --> 00:52:02,359
Jenny saw a tape I'd made
of the two of you.
660
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:03,566
Oh, shit.
661
00:52:03,744 --> 00:52:07,363
She didn't want me to tell you because
she didn't wanna ruin your vacation.
662
00:52:35,644 --> 00:52:37,303
Jenny, wait a minute, listen to me.
663
00:52:37,478 --> 00:52:39,767
If you heard this tape
or this conversation...
664
00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:42,310
...then you know exactly what I said.
665
00:52:42,482 --> 00:52:44,641
I said that it is fun
and easy to be with you.
666
00:52:44,818 --> 00:52:46,857
That I want to make it work with you.
667
00:52:47,236 --> 00:52:49,312
It's okay...
668
00:52:50,697 --> 00:52:52,690
...that we're not meant to be together.
669
00:52:53,199 --> 00:52:56,034
And I know that the only reason
why you're with me...
670
00:52:56,201 --> 00:52:59,237
...is because you wanna be
near Shane.
671
00:52:59,412 --> 00:53:01,488
That is bullshit, Jenny.
672
00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:15,746
Shane is my best friend...
673
00:53:17,051 --> 00:53:19,885
...and I don't wanna fuck it up.
674
00:53:21,888 --> 00:53:23,002
Okay?
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