All language subtitles for Classic - Le Droit de Cuissage [1980]

Come on, be reasonable.

They'll be here any minute.

You know what they say. You gotta get it
while it's hot and hard as a rock.

Don't start it, Vincent. Enough.

Give me that ass.

No, please, no. Yeah, give it to me.

Not being reasonable.

You like that cock, don't you? You know
I do.

But don't worry about our guests. What's
so shocking about a husband fucking his

wife? Are you going to hurry up?

Why don't you suck me?

Are you crazy?

Shut up and do it. Come on.

You haven't washed it.

It's clean. It's from your cunt.

I don't like it that way.

Christ.

Just a lick and a promise.

You should be ashamed. That's Granny's
tablecloth. Who cares?

What are you doing with my flowers?

Come on, blow.

It's boring. Wake me up when it's over.

You know I don't crave for it. What is
it you like, then?

I like your soul.

Well, then suck.

Oh. Oh.

How are you doing, honey? I'm fine.

Good to see you.

You're lovely tonight.

I'm sure you were making love. Oh, come
on. Don't be silly. Pants on fire.

What is this on your cheek?

Tastes so good.

I like a good blowjob.

I hope you've got something left for me.

Be nice. You'll get your share.

I want some right away.

Please come in. Thank you.

Hi.

Hello, handsome. Lovely as always.

I hope you're satisfied.

Thanks for inviting us. You're such a
sight for sore eyes. Lady killer.

Is she any good?

Oh, sorry.

Don't worry, that's all right.

She'll be all the more ready to take
care of me.

Well, if you don't mind, then.

the salted peanuts.

All

right,

that's it.

Next, if you please, miss.

Yeah, keep it up.

Where the hell have you been?

I've been washing my cock just in case
you want it again.

This is not the right time.

But where's Susie?

She's giving head.

What?

Oops,

I'm sorry.

Suck it good.

Thank you.

Oh, man, I like this.

Something you've never done before.

I want you to pick up someone in this
room.

That's a man, of course.

And I want you to make love with him.

In front of the others. In front of me.

Have you lost it?

What's wrong with it?

Tell me out.

Vincent, if she won't do it, I'm
available.

You'll do it one of these days.

Vincent, let her go. Claudia has
volunteered.

Honey, do you mind if I make love with
one of these men?

No, I don't.

You could pick out my partner. What do
you say?

No, I truly want you to enjoy it, so why
don't you choose him for yourself?

All right, then.

Oh, yes.

So good.

It's better to regret something you did
than something you didn't do. You're

sick. What's so sick about me? I want
you to have an enjoyable night. Leave me

alone.

Hello. Morning, this is Genevieve.

Oh, yeah,

I'm fine.

Can we meet later?

Whenever you want.

You mean now?

Very well.

I'll be there.

You're a funny guy, you know that?

I mean, yes, of course she's my kind of
woman. So what?

Come on, she's married. You should know
that by now.

You want me to do you a favor?

Hold on. Maybe I'm old school, but I
don't get it.

Here she comes. I'll talk to you later.

That's right.

Don't worry, I'll keep you posted.

All right.

Oh, hi.

Come in.

Oh,

God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I hear you, my friend.

But you know what it's like with women.

They won't give you what they would
gladly give to complete strangers. It's

nuts. And I'm not talking like a woman
-hater.

We're little toys in their hands, and
there's nothing we can do about it.

But the truth is, we're nobody's fools.

It's just a game we all play. Too bad
we're always losing at the end.

Ah, I'm going to have to hang up the
phone. I think she's coming home.

You keep me posted, all right? Promise?

Great. I'll see you later.

were you talking to?

I'll tell you only if you tell me where
you spent the afternoon.

What do you expect? I was at the mall.

And you haven't bought a thing? There
was nothing interesting.

Oh yeah? What about in my store?

Something interesting?

Take a look.

What should I do with that?

Well, why don't you suck it?

Hmm?

Could you please put some heart and soul
into it?

Ah, much better.

You've been practicing.

Oh, how come you don't wear any panties?
You do like it, don't you?

You know I do.

Lee, don't. Don't.

No, I'll be patient.

I want to.

I see you've done your homework.

Looks like your panties are back.

Next time I fuck you in the ass.

So don't be surprised.

I beg your pardon. I was pathing by, and
the door was ajar, so I came in.

I didn't mean to interrupt.

Try to calm her down.

So, Mr. Paul, did you like what you saw?

I wasn't disappointed.

I'd like to see more. In fact, I'd like
to be in Jack's shoes. No, we can work

that out.

When a ripe fruit is within reach, you
gotta grab it. But be careful. Don't

forget the rules we discussed. No
problem.

Open the door, honey. It's me.

Is he gone?

Sure. It was a mistake.

He opened the wrong door.

Talk about a mistake. My neighbor opens
the wrong door just like that.

And my lover's place at the other end of
Paris?

I don't buy that.

Come on. You're not going to go? I
haven't come.

Sorry, I'm through.

This man scares me.

Don't be mad at me. I want to go home.

It's up to you.

Tomorrow? All right, honey.

I'll never be able to thank you enough
for what you've done. Cut it out.

Genevieve is well worth it.

It's a real pleasure doing you a favor.

Now, there's a question I'd like to ask
you. Do you really think this is worth

it?

If you want to tame a woman, you've got
to dig the hole in which she'll fall.

After that, she'll beg your forgiveness
even if you make her trip.

That's human nature.

She'll do everything you ask her. And
Mr. Paul, where does he fit in? Ah, he's

my secret weapon.

All right, I gotta go. And thanks again.
Let me walk you to the door. Oh, no,

no. Don't bother.

I know my way out.

Bye -bye.

Bye.

Ma 'am, please.

Don't be afraid.

Come in, just for a moment.

Now you're going to undress for me.

You think I'm a fool?

It's really up to you, ma 'am.

I'll tell everything to your husband.
What is this, blackmail?

Not only are you going to get naked, but
you're going to blow me.

On your knees. Hurry up.

That's up to you, man.

Take it all off.

If you don't take it all off, I'm going
to spank you.

Maybe you'd like that.

Come here.

Come closer.

Nothing prettier than a cock, huh?

And mine is a wonder.

Great. Go blow.

First you give me head, and then I'll
get in back door.

Huh? Is that all right?

Yeah, whatever you say.

That's a good answer.

Swallow it deeper.

Go ahead.

Fuck it.

And it would go on like that for weeks.

She would go every afternoon to Jacques'
apartment, and as soon as she would

come back to her place, Mr. Paul would
wait for her to have his piece of the

action.

Sometimes he would even collect his due
twice a day, right before and after her

trip to Jacques' place.

These would be tough days for me.

I would have to be at Jack's before she
got there, and then come back at Mr.

Paul's apartment so I wouldn't miss her
performance over there.

And then, of course, aroused by her
deeds, I'd welcome her with an open

I gotta say, she's full of life.

And to think that I came up with this
scheme just so she would make love to

someone in front of me at my will.

I want to be the first in line today.
You owe me that, don't you? I can't

I'm going to be late.

Over there, that's for sure. But over
here, you'll be early. Hurry. Just a

one. You're going to do it?

You've got to do it well.

Do

it

quick. Do it well.

And do it all. Got it?

Sorry, I'm really late.

I'd like to introduce you to Alan.

He came to say hello.

We were talking about you.

Nice to meet you, ma 'am.

I was telling Alan how good you are at
sucking cocks. You're crazy. Is that a

fact? It's true. When it comes to
blowing, you're second to none. Now,

enough. Right, let's be serious. Alan
asked me if you could suck him inside

I really hope you're kidding. Ma 'am,
I'm sorry, but cock sucking is not a

issue. Now, let's get to work.

Come on, blow his whistle, that's all.

There's nothing wrong with it. Alan is a
good friend.

How are you guys doing? You're all
having fun.

Let me introduce you to Alan, a good
friend of mine.

Alan, meet Vince. Nice to meet you.
Sorry to bother you guys.

The door was ajar, so I just came in.

Nice to meet you, man.

You can really meet her if you feel like
it.

are you sure the lady will agree to that
don't worry trust me on that it is

still warm

So good.

Is that you?

What about you? Well, it's different.

Damn, Genevieve, you're a big slut. Get
your ass back home. We gotta talk, you

and I. Zach, why don't you do something?

Jack, you shut your mouth. You should be
ashamed. And you, get the hell out.

Oh!

It's still a long day before she goes to
sleep.

Let's drink to her brutality.

Some other time. My husband caught me in
the act of my lover. You know what? I

could care less, ma 'am. There's no time
like the right time now. Come in.

Do you really think your husband would
be glad to

learn that I'm also your lover?

You wouldn't tell him?

Come on, of course I wouldn't. Since you
don't mind staying with for a while,

why don't you go on and play with her?

She's having a lot of fun.

I hope this is your last jump.

Oh, tell me I'm dreaming.

I wish you would. Go home.

I'm going to have a few words with Mr.
Paul.

You could have heard it before I came. I
appreciate it.

I appreciate you picked up such a nice
creature.

The fruit is ripe for the taking. And if
you don't mind, we could eat it

together.

Fuck this.

Sit on this.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, Paul.

Hop on.

Oh, yeah. You look great.

It's been a while since we last saw your
party.

Good evening.

Are you sure you've forgiven me for
everything?

I told you I'd planned the whole thing.

You're just being nice to me, but I know
you're still angry.

Now you can ask me whatever you want.
I'll do with your wildest fantasy.

Are you sure?

I'll do it all.

You see that dude over there?

Yeah.

Go and suck his cock.

That's so

funny.

I wish I could see it again.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now go and pick up any man you want.

And then you can lay him, okay?

In front of the others.

And in front of me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, give me more.

Oh.