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Mm, it's good.

Yeah, yeah, it is.

Oh, you've got a little
something right there.

Oh, thanks.

Mmm, that looks delicious.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Um...

So, did you really
like the movie?

Yeah, yeah. You know,
I, uh,

thought it was
romantic, yeah.

We should get the check.
Yeah, yeah, I will.

It's just...
I'll do that.

Uh, excuse me.

Noah Hunter?

Yeah, it's me. What
can I do for you?

My name is Jeannine Stein.

If this is a bad time...

No. This is, uh, Donna
and this is Kelly.

Hi.
Oh, please sit down.

Oh, thanks.

I'll get right to the point.

I run a restaurant called
the Scarlet Moon.

In Santa Monica.
Yeah, love that place.

I want to open a second
restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Right here.

Here?

You want to replace
the Peach Pit?

I understand the lease is up.

Since you own the building...

Yeah, but the man
that runs the place,

he's a really
good friend of ours.

I, uh, have a proposal.

If you want to hear it,
give me a call.

Sell Nat out?

Like that'll ever happen.

I can't just ditch work.

Your movie premieres tonight.

It's a low-budget
slasher movie

I interned on doing makeup.

It's your first screen credit.
It's a big deal.

Ay-yi-yi.

The cleaning service
will be very impressed.

What time does the movie start?

In a half an hour, but I...

A half an hour?
There's plenty of time.

Are you kidding me,
a half an hour?

I have to clean the club, okay?

That's fine, you can
clean it afterwards.

My boss checks in at 4:00.

I can't go the movie

and have this place
done by then.

Maybe you can't, but we can.

You're going to help me?

Mm-hmm, sure.
With a mop?

Like I said, you're on your own.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Tonight was great.

Yeah, yeah, it was great.

See you guys back
at the house?

The house? Yeah, I mean,
we will-- the house.

Sure.

Uh, look, you, uh--
we don't have to

go home together
if you don't want to.

Kelly, it's just
the stuff with Lauren,

it's a little
fresh, you know?

Yeah, I know.

So, do you think you can wait?

Till it's not?

I could try.

Well, that's something.

It's a lot.

♪ I remember watching you ♪

♪ Under the moon so bright ♪

♪ And you looking
into my eyes, saying ♪

♪ It's gonna be all right ♪

♪ It's the same old story,
the same old dance ♪

♪ Don't wanna be another
failed romance ♪

♪ Without each other,
we don't stand a chance ♪

♪ And that's the thing about,
the thing about love ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, the thing
about love. ♪

A publicist?

Yeah. Her name
is Pia Swenson.

I'm sure I told you
about her.

No, I don't think so.

L.A. Magazine's "Best of L.A."
issue.

Top ten restaurants,
beaches, boutiques.

I hired Pia to get us
on that list.

You already hired her?

You were busy
with the fall line.

I didn't want to bother you.

Oh.

I'm... I'm sure
it'll be fine.

But you're not happy about it?

No, it's, it's just I wish we
would've talked about it first.

I mean, we are partners.

Well, you didn't talk to me
about the fall line.

That's completely different.

That's a creative decision.

It is.

She's...
Here she comes.

Just hear her out okay?

Sorry I'm late.

Drug rumors involving a client.

Major star.
Very hush-hush.

Pia, this is Donna.

Donna, this is Pia.
Hi.

Skybar, Barfly,
I put them on the map.

Do what I say
and I'll do the same for you.

Sounds good.

Hey, Janet!

There you are!

Oh, listen up,
I've had a brainstorm.

Sit down, take two
aspirin, it'll pass.

Very funny, listen, do you know
what the day after tomorrow is?

I'm not listening.

It's St. Patrick's day!

We're talking shamrocks.
We're talking beer.

We're talking
leprechauns.

Leprechauns?

Now I'm really
not listening.

Legend has it,
if you find a leprechaun,

you get a pot of gold.

I'm sorry, did you
say something?

All we have to do is remind
the people of the legend

and then run a picture
of a leprechaun.

Hey, anybody work here?

Then we report a few sightings

and faster than you can say
manly yes, but I like it, too,

papers will fly
out of the newsstands.

Yeah, along with whatever
reputation we have left.

Lou, say hello to Janet.

Janet say hello to our
leprechaun of Beverly Hills.

Hey, pleased to meet you.

Hi.

Oh, hey.

What's up?

Uh, me, but just barely.

Uh, well, it's 11:30.

Must be nice to be you.

Well, sometimes.

You, uh, you ever
get the urge

to do something
completely worthless?

Of course.

Something so utterly decadent

that you're ashamed
to tell people about it?

Decadent?
Mm-hmm.

Wow, that's such a big word
for you to use.

Is this the reason why you
asked me to rush over here?

Are you feeling really decadent?

Completely.

You know I was
with a client, right?

Yeah, that's the point.

Oh, right, that's the point that
I always sacrifice for you.

That's so shocking.

No, see, honestly,
I figured we would

take a drive
up the coast, you know,

maybe take a hike
into the mountains.

Hey, did you know
that normal people work?

Did you know that?

Uh, not if they don't have to.

Which is, you know...
Right. Well, I just think

everyone should work, you know?

If not for the money,
then for the... self-respect.

Now, for the sake of argument,
we're just gonna pretend

that what you said,
uh, hurt me.

Okay.

It didn't.

But can't we still just go?

Hey, have a great day together?

Dylan, I have
three more clients.

I'll be done at 5:00.

If you still want to hang out
then, I'm available.

This is a really beautiful hike.

Well, if it's such a
beautiful hike,

then why don't you just
take it by yourself?

You know, maybe it'll
give you time to figure out

what you want to do
with your life.

Yeah, what you want me
to do with my life.

That's not what I just said!

It's what you meant.
Why is it...

Why is it that you
just can't be happy

for one second?

I mean, I don't even believe
that anyone can be happy

without any direction
in their life, and you

have the least amount of
direction of anyone I know.

Why don't we, uh, grab a seat here?

As you know,
Mr. Hunter...

It's, uh, Noah.
I mean, Noah's fine.

Noah, right.

As you know, Noah,

my bank holds the mortgage
on the club.

And I'm a couple of payments
behind, I know.

Three to be exact.

Now, my bank...
Wants their payments,

and they're gonna get it.

When?

Soon.

Could you be
a little more specific?

Listen, Don.

The club business runs a little
hot and cold, you know?

And right now, well,
it's a little cold.

I'm sure that's true, but...

Plus a few bands
just canceled on me.

And right there that set me back

at least a few payments.

I'm sure that's
true, Mr. Hunter,

but my manager needs something
a little more specific.

Okay, Don, um, what if
I can't be more specific here?

We'll have to foreclose.

We're getting married
in a month.

Congratulations.

I hope you'll both
be very happy.

We met on the trading floor.

He was selling bonds
and I was buying.

Mmm.

It was just like
this perfect match, you know?

Has been ever since.

Well, that's great.

Um, so, what can I do for you?

We want you to draw up
a prenuptial agreement.

Oh. Why, if you don't mind
my asking?

We're brokers.

We protect
against the downside.

That's what we do.

Well, of course what you do
is your business,

but in my experience, uh,
marriage isn't like trading.

You know, you can't
hedge your position.

Sure you can.

And we want you
to help us do it.

Mmm, this is ready.

When's Donna
supposed to be here?

Um, I don't know.
She said she needed

some time to think over
the whole publicist thing.

Yeah, what's to
think about?

It's sounds like
a good idea.

Yeah, well, I think it is,

but apparently
she is reluctant.

Oh. Is it because
it's your idea?

Why would that be the case?

Well, it shouldn't
be the case, but maybe

the only contribution of yours
that she feels comfortable with

is you folding her T-shirts.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

Ooh, smells good.
What are you guys cooking up?

Hi.
Hey.

So, did you, um, think
about Pia at all?

I did and, um...
and I don't think

we should hire her,
and I know you disagree

but I just feel
the store is doing well.

Yeah, sure, it's doing great.

Your designs are selling.

I'm sure it's all very
rewarding for you,

but it's not for me.

Well, we're in this together.

It's just, I handle
the design end.

You handle the business end.

Which amounts to little more
than cashing out the register

at the end of the night.

Donna, I want to
do more than

folding your T-shirts.

Okay, I'm sorry
you feel that way.

I just--

I don't think that hiring
a publicist is the solution.

What possible harm could it do?

Well, she could promise more
than we can deliver.

She could raise expectations.

All of which we can fulfill.

So you're gonna hire her even
though I don't approve, right?

I handle the business end.

Remember?

Pia is strictly business.

If you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go give her a call

and let her know that she's set.

Oh, sorry.

Look, I know this is
none of my business,

but it kind of sounds to me

like this publicist doesn't
really appreciate your work.

So, I don't get it.

I mean if-if Kelly still
wants to use her--

I mean doesn't
that make you

wonder whether or not she really
appreciates it either?

After seeing the movie two nights in a row,

I actually thought
it was pretty good.

It was.
Oh, awful.

No, it was,
I mean, okay,

the acting was
all right. Yeah.

The directing, eh...

And the writing and
the cinematography and...

Uh, yeah, but the... the makeup...

The makeup.
Did you see-- oh.

It was superb.
Ladies and gentlemen,

the Oscar goes to...

David Silver.
No.

For best actor in a
supporting role.

Will you stop?

Hey, I'm not acting, okay?

I'm being serious.

Maybe, but...

This is you?
Yeah.

Hmm.

But the support is very
much appreciated.

Yeah.
Thank you.

I should go.

Yeah.

I mean, unless you don't
think I should go, then...

No, I-- you should go.
I should?

Okay. Okay, well,
Okay.

all righty. Bye.

Bye.

Are you seeing someone else?

David.

Sorry, I just-- I, uh, you know,

I feel like things are going
really good with us.

Me, too.

Good, good.

That's what makes
this so frustrating.

I'm moving.

You're moving? Why?

Because my visa expired ,and...

I have to leave the country.

Hey, I got your message.

There's something
you should know, okay?

Nat's a friend of mine.

So, you're keeping him
and the low rent he pays?

You want a drink?

Not if it comes in a Save The
Peach Pit commemorative mug.

And if I've reconsidered?

You're gonna close the diner?

If the price is right.

Then I'll celebrate
with a martini.

One martini, coming right up.

Oh, man, this is
gonna be great.

Here come some people.
Are we all clear?

Unfortunately.
All right,

Lou, here's some
chocolate coins.

All you have to do is...
Toss them around

while running past the crowd
like a moron.

Right, I'll follow after,

letting everyone know there's
been a leprechaun sighting.

While I stay behind,
documenting

this embarrassment
for posterity.

We publish your fine example
of photojournalism

in this afternoon's special
edition of the newspaper,

and faster than you can say

they're magically delicious...

Irish Anti-Defamation League
will be picketing

outside our office.

Okay, Lou, you're up.

Lou?

You know,
it just occurred to me

that I'm not getting paid
nearly enough for this.

Lou, the people, the people.
I mean,

to get dressed up
like a freak?

Maybe.

But to run through the streets
like this being chased

by every shopaholic
on Rodeo Drive?

I don't think so.
Well, that's that.

Ah, I'll give you an extra 50.

Don't insult the man.
All right,

make it 75.

He wouldn't think of it.

A C-note.

Plus a kiss from hot lips
over there.

You should be ashamed.

Thank you.

Two hundred.

Done.

Oh, this is good.

You know, just when I thought
you couldn't sink any lower.

Don't forget to zoom in, lassie.

Listen, Nat, we need to talk.

Sure.

Listen, Nat,
hypothetically speaking,

these two guys
are really good friends,

and they're
in business together.

And one guy, he has
to let the other guy go.

Friends shouldn't
be in business together.

Yeah, but they are.

Then the friend needs to know
it's nothing personal.

Okay.

How would you break it to him?

Well, don't beat around the
bush, that only makes it worse.

Gotta be direct.

Direct.

Okay.

Look, I noticed
your lease is up.

My lease.

Yeah.

I saw that, too.

I mean, typically
you've added what,

rate of inflation to the rent?

Yeah, something like that.

If I need to add

more, a couple of percent,
I could do that.

A couple of percent.

Well, that's good.

But it's not good enough, is it?

All right, Nat,
here it is, direct.

I've got somebody willing
to double what you pay me.

I can't match that.

I know you can't.

Something else I could do here,
I would do it.

You mean, you took the offer?

Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry, man.

I told you,
I can't just stay.

People do it
all the time.

It's not like you're
gonna get caught.

I can't get work.

What do you mean?
You've already got work.

The cleaning service
Noah uses pays me in cash.

A real job won't do that.

There's gotta be
something we can do.

Yeah, find an employer

who will say I'm uniquely
qualified for a specific job.

Wait a second, now if somebody
says that, then what happens?

Like, your visa gets
renewed or something?

Mm-hmm.

Well, how hard
can that be?

David, my work experience

consists of mopping up
spilled beer,

and putting eyeliner on
one-legged mutants in a B-movie.

That's unique.

You're unique.

And sweet and kind.

And I'm going to miss you
very much.

This is ridiculous.

I don't understand

why when you get back
to Venezuela,

you can't just get another visa
and come back out here?

I can, to visit.
But to stay? There's no way.

So, that's it.

I need a job.

The kind I can't find.

You know what?

This might seem like a long
shot, but I've got this friend,

that, um...
What?

Take my keys,
all right?

Meet me back at
the house.

It is for real?

I hope so.

Pia, hi.

Come on in.
Thanks.

Oh, hi.
Hi.

I'm Gina.
Hi.

Um, should we
wait for Donna?

No, no, that's okay.

Um, she's okay
with whatever we do.

Oh.
Well, let's all sit down.

Well, what you
need is heat.

And the easiest way to generate
that is with a gala opening.

Oh, we've already
had an opening.

And who came?

Um, mostly our friends.

And was it covered
in the trades?

Well... no.

Then it never happened.

Now if I organized
an opening?

You'd have the three

jewels of the publicity crown:

celebrities, media and hype.

Why would celebrities
and the media come

to a phony opening
of a store

that's already been open
for six months?

Simple, because we'd pay them
to be there.

Pay them?

And that's okay?

Standard operating procedure.

Oh, I don't know.

Their being there

wouldn't have anything to do
with Donna's designs.

And I don't think she
would like that very much.

Yeah, but you just
said she'd go along

with whatever
you guys agreed on, right?

Gina, can you
just give me...

Well, if you have doubt that,
we could just not tell her.

Hmm.

You mean keep
it a secret?

Well, yeah.

Kind of like
this meeting.

So what exactly is it
that you, uh...

think you're doing?

About what?

You know about what.

About selling Nat out.

Look, it was a business
decision.

I talked to Nat, he understands.

Let me tell you
what Nat understands.

Nat understand that the life
that he's had for the last...

23 years is over

because of you.

He's got a wife

and kid to support.
Look,

I don't like it anymore
than you do, okay?

I had no choice here.

Oh, I see.

So, things get a little
tight, and you, uh,

what, you sell your friends
to the highest bidder?

Like you wouldn't
do the same thing.

I wouldn't.

Why don't you spare me
the selfless act?

You're like the most
selfish person I know.

Yeah, but I wouldn't do this.

No, you wouldn't have to.

It's 'cause you're rich.

It's got nothing to do
with money.

Really? Try losing all your
money like I lost mine,

then we'll sit here
and we'll talk about it.

So, now that you're poor,

it's okay to sell out a friend.

No. Okay?

What's okay is making a tough
decision to get what I need.

Even at the expense of somebody
I really care about.

Don't do this.

It's done.

Can I sit down?

Yeah, sit down.

Are you busy?

I was in my office, right,
and this couple comes in,

and they seemed like
a very happy couple.

In fact, they-they tell me

that they think they're
a perfect match, right?

But then,

they asked me to draw up
a prenuptial agreement.

I hate that.

Protecting against the downside
is what they said.

There is no such thing.

See? Now that's
what I said exactly.

But, uh, I don't know.

Maybe... maybe
it's the smart way to go.

What, signing some paper?

Waiting for everything
to be perfect?

Like there's gonna
be some moment

when it's gonna be okay
to make that leap

because you won't get hurt.

Maybe some people
just need a safety net.

Yeah, maybe some people do.

Ay. It's bad news, isn't it?

Oh, Claudia, no.

I knew it. I knew it.

It was too good
to be true anyway.

The important thing is...
you tried.

Well, I did more than that.

You did?

Mm-hmm.

Well, okay,
there's this, uh...

this movie producer,
he's a big fan of my show.

Wait, wait.

Movie producer?
Yeah.

Anyway, he, uh... he said he
might have something for you.

Uh, something specific.

Something he will say
I'm uniquely qualified for.

I guess. I don't know.

He said he wants to meet
with you this afternoon.

This afternoon?

Yeah. What, you have
a problem with that?

Yes, I have a problem
with that.

I'm not prepared.

It's only a job interview.

That may or may not
let us be together.

Well, uh...

he knows the whole
situation, okay? It's fine.

He does?
Yeah.

You told him about us?

What I actually said
was, there's this

incredible girl that I just
can't stop thinking about,

or... kiss.

I can't believe
what you're doing for me.

It's no big deal.

It is.

It's more than anyone
has ever done for me.

We already had an opening.

Yes, and now we'll
have a reopening.

This publicist says
people will show, right?

Yeah, yeah,
she's sure of it.

Kelly, it doesn't
make any sense.

Why would anyone do that?

Well, Pia knows people,

and she's been telling everybody
what a great designer you are.

They're never gonna show.

Donna, yes, they will.

I just think it's a really
stupid idea. Stupid?

Uh, well, it was my idea, and I
wish you would respect that.

How come you don't?

Don't what?

I don't know. Respect her.

I do. I do respect her
and her ideas.

This isn't about her.

Well, it kind of
sounded like it.

Look, the store is doing fine.

I mean, okay,
it's not doing great,

but it's doing fine.

I'm very comfortable with fine.

Fine lasts.

Okay, so, what about great?

Great, flash in the pan,
one-hit wonder.

What have you done
for me lately, you know?

I'm sorry, you're
better than that.

Maybe.

But it's not worth risking
what I already have.

Can I ask you
a question?

Yeah.

Look, say you and Kelly
are failing in here.

Okay? And you thought
maybe Kelly was to blame.

What would you do?

I'd talk to her.

All right, what if
you've already tried that,

and you've tried just about
everything you possibly could,

and you had to choose between
the business or your friendship?

Oh, that's an easy one.

I'd save our friendship. Why?

I was just curious.

Sol's Pharmacy wants
50 more copies from now on.

Pretty much like
every place else.

Apology accepted.

Did you notice

that we got mentioned
in the Tribune?

No. What did they say?

It said that
we managed to

"further blur the line
between journalism,"

and, I quote,
"hucksterism."

That's great!

That's great?
They slammed us.

They mentioned us
in their paper.

They've got
a million subscribers.

You can't buy that kind
of publicity.

Oh, well, then,
congratulations.

You got pasted
free of charge.

That's him, right over there.

Are you the publisher?

Yeah, I'm Steve Sanders.

Are you a friend of Lou's?

Uh, no, but I captured him.

Captured?
Yeah.

In the grocery store
where I work.

He's a butcher.

I'm asking his advice--
T-bone or tri-tip?

The next thing I know,
he's being congratulated over

the loudspeaker
for nabbing the, uh,

leprechaun of Beverly Hills.

I'm here for my pot of gold.

Yeah, well,

I'm sorry, but there's...

there is no such thing
as leprechauns.

Oh, really?

Right now might be

a good time to explain
that our fact-checking

isn't what it
used to be.

It says right here
in the paper,

you find the leprechaun,
you win a pot of gold.

Yeah, I know what it says,

but, uh, well, it's a lie.

It's a joke.
It's a promotional gag.

You promised a pot of gold...

and I'm not going
until I get it.

And neither is anybody else.

Hey, there's no gold.

Not according
to this picture.

Look, that's,
um... that's...

That's just...
It's, it's candy

wrapped
in-in gold. See,

it's... it's just chocolate.

Look, Todd, you have every right
to be pissed at them.

Oh, like you weren't part
of this deal, huh?

It was your idea.
You're the one

with the
tailor-fit leprechaun suit.

Well, I got an elf suit, too,
and if idiots like you didn't

think that's all people like me
could do... Oh, so,

I'm the one who's responsible
for your problems, huh?

I said, stop it!

Now, I... I know there's no
such thing as leprechauns.

Okay? And I know there's

no such things as pots of gold,

but you promised a reward

to somebody
who brought this man in.

You have to make good on that.

You have to.

Why?

Because I need the money.

Well, why do you need the money?

It's okay. You can tell us.

My son.

He's got a heart condition.

He needs an operation.

Well, what about insurance?

It's not covered.

Preexisting condition
is what they called it.

Bastards.

There has to be
something you can do.

Do you think that
I would be doing this right now

if I had any other options?

My son is going to die

if I don't get that money.

My little boy is gonna die.

Buddy, David
Silver, KVIB.

Right!
Yeah.

David, nice
to see you. This is Claudia.

This is the makeup artist
I was telling you about.

It's so nice to meet you.

David has told me
so many wonderful things.

Has he?

Yes.

Look, will you
excuse us a second?

Sure.

Look, the makeup job
I told you about-- it's gone.

Gone?

Maybe you forgot how important
this job is to her.

Without it, she has
to leave the country.

The job she wants
went to the niece

of the company's president.

There's nothing
I can do.

Sorry.

Thanks.

You tried.

Yeah.

I'll never forget
you for that.

Yeah, then, we'll figure
something out, okay?

Sure we will.

Sure.

Okay, I'll admit it.

I was wrong.
This is great.

Yup. Have you ever seen
so many actors

with movies about
to be released?

No. I feel like I'm
in a movie premiere.

Thank you. I know how
hard you worked on this.

You have to know
I would never put the business

before our friendship.

I know.

Is this fantastic, or what?

Yes. How you did it,
I will never know.

It was simple.
They love your designs.

Mm. What was that for?

Your editorial.

I was actually...

moved.

Thanks.

The way you described what Todd
was going through with his son.

Well, if that were me,

and someone offered me a pot
of gold,

I'd hold him hostage
to get it, too.

As for what you wrote
about Lou...

Too much?

"The little person we hired
to play a leprechaun accused me

"of thinking
that's all he was good for.

"And he was right.

"I thought "of Lou as little,

and I should have thought of him
as a person."

That's hard to hear.

Yeah.

It's harder to admit...

...but I'm really,
really proud of you.

So, this is great, isn't it?

Uh, yeah, well, yeah,
you could say that.

Well, thanks to Kelly.

If it wasn't
for her persistence,

it never would have happened.

Right, her persistence

and your money.

Well, yeah, I know, Pia cost
a lot, but she's well worth it.

Are you really okay with paying
celebrities to be here?

No, they're... no--

God, Gina, they're here
'cause they like my stuff.

Oh, no, of course
they love your stuff.

It's...

just that

that's not why they're here.

I know what you're gonna
say, and I told you,

I don't like the idea
of a prenuptial

any more than you do.

But you understand
why they're doing it.

What's your point?

That you're doing the same
exact thing they're doing.

You're waiting for
everything to be perfect.

Wait a minute, as I recall,

you promised
you'd wait for me.

Yes, I did.

Now I would like you
to promise me something.

Yeah, what? Sure.

That you won't be
like that couple.

You won't protect
against the downside.

Did you pay people
to show up here tonight?

Donna...

Yes or no?

Some.

All.

God, I knew
this was such a bad idea.

But it's not, it's a big hit.
It's a fraud, all of it!

Donna, maybe you want to have
this talk a little later?

You know, people aren't here
because of what we do,

not because we paid them.

So what?

It's what we want.
What difference does it make?

No, what we want is respect.

You don't get that
by paying people.

Donna, don't ruin this.

You know what, you said that you
would never put this business

before our friendship, and that
is exactly what you did.

And you get out of here now

and take everyone else
here with you.

You look awful.

Thanks.

Anytime.
You seen Noah?

No. He'll be here.

Mm.

Claudia's visa expired.

She's gotta leave the country.

You want her to stay?

Yeah, I do.

So make it happen.

I tried.

Yeah, well, try
harder, Dave.

You gotta try. I mean,
you gotta try anything,

or you're gonna regret it
for the rest of your life.

Trust me.

Hey, Noah.

Look, I'm not in the
mood, all right?

Oh, that's okay, listen,
I, uh-- the deal that you cut

regarding the Peach Pit,

it's been uncut.

Really?
Yeah.

I went to the bank today.

You know, the bank?

The one where you took out

the mortgage for the building?

What'd you tell them?

Oh, I didn't tell them anything.

But I did buy the mortgage.

See now, that means, uh,
you make your payments to me,

and since you can't
make those payments,

I'm foreclosing on you.

But why would Todd sue us?

False advertising.

Pain and suffering.

Who knows?
The guy's desperate.

Check it out.

After the way we
misled our readers?

I'm afraid to.

What's this
all about? Well...

"Dear Beverly Beat,
I read about that

"poor man and his son.
I hope this helps.

"Sincerely, Eric."

He sent twenty dollars.

"To whom it may concern:

Your editorial about
that father and his boy,

well, I just wish
I could do more.

Anne."

She sent a hundred.

Oh... another $75.

Fifty.

How many letters do
you think are here?

There must be a couple
hundred letters here,

but they're all pledges.

It's a miracle.

No, it's not.

It's a pot of gold.

Good morning.

Hello.

Listen, Donna,
about last night...

I really don't want
to talk about it.

All right.

You're both here.
Good.

Look, if you're here to talk
about that ridiculous opening...

That ridiculously
successful opening.

Last night was a disaster.

What are you
talking about?

It was a huge hit.

You're as good as on the
top ten list already.

Like no one saw us fighting.

Last night was a smash
because you fought.

Everyone is talking about it.

She paid people to come
and they liked it

because we were yelling
at each other.

Who cares why they liked it?

The point is, they did.

But not for the right reasons.

I forgot,
you're the idealistic one.

You hired me
to get you publicity.

And that's what you got.

Yeah, and now I think
our work is done with you.

You're making a mistake.

We don't think so.

We've never fought
like that before.

Not like that.

I hated it.

Me, too.

Look, if you're
not happy here...

I am.

And if you're not,
you'll tell me?

I promise.

I'm sorry.

Me, too.

What do you mean
you're not going to do it?

Just that.

I'm sorry for your trouble

and of course
there'll be no charge.

That's it?

Yes, yes it is.

No, no, no, it's not.

See, I pretty much

take any case that I can get.

So writing up a prenup seemed
like no big deal, but it is.

In some ways,
it's one of the biggest.

See, if I help you

protect yourself
from each other, pad the fall,

make breaking up
the least bit bearable,

then you know what, I've done
you a terrible disservice.

I mean, you love
each other, huh?

Then bet the farm.

No hedge.

No, no protecting
against the downside.

No guarantee against failure.

Because take it from me,
if you do anything

other than that, you might
as well do nothing at all.

Listen, you gotta
hear me out, man.

No, I don't.

It's not going to
change anything.

Look, I'm
in trouble, okay?

Yeah, I know.

Something about a couple
of bands blowing you off

and the, uh, club scene not
really being hot right now.

The banker told me
all about that.

Look, that stuff
is nothing.

What, you've got

some one-time heartache
you want to tell me about?

Yeah, my father killing himself
after he lost all his money.

The connection being...?

The guy left my mom
with nothing, okay?

I support her now.

At least I did
until you horned in.

Hey, you close me down

and then you come
here for a meal?

No chance.

It's all right, Nat, relax,
nobody's closing you down.

What about the lease?

I think you got it extended.

Uh, same rate.

Dylan, I don't mind
paying an increase.

Just as long as it's fair.

And what about
your better offer?

I turned it down.

You.

Yeah, see, I, uh,

bought the building.

I figure you could
run the diner,

and, well, you could
run the club

and I'll make
the tough decisions.

Are we clear?

Completely.

I'll never be able
to thank you enough.

Oh, the ones to thank
are our readers.

None of this would've been
possible without them. Yeah.

And the matching grand
pledged by your paper.

Well, together, there
should be enough money

for your boy's operation.

Something I never
dreamed possible.

What?

I was just thinking

about when you helped me
clean up the other night.

How sweet.
Eh...

Uh, you know this friend of
mine, he's a pretty smart guy.

He, uh, he told me
I should do anything

to keep you from leaving.

Anything?

That's what he said.

What do you say?

I say he's right.

Tsk.

Then marry me.

What?

That way, I can get my green
card and I don't have to leave.

Oh, I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have...

Never mind.
Yes.

What?

Yeah, I'll marry you.

♪ I love you,
love you, love you ♪

♪ I do love you, baby. ♪

That was so good.

Mm.

What you did today.

I was just taking
your advice.

Doing something constructive
with my money.

No, you helped your friend.

Let's say I found
a direction.

You're buying a nightclub.

Hey, I bought a business.

Now, where it's going to
lead, I have no idea,

but the idea of owning
something kind of...

I don't know,
appealed to me.

Oh, yeah,
I think that maybe the idea

of being boss is
what's appealing to you.

Well, that's kind of an
added extra bonus, you know.

It's like you being a good
influence and really sexy.

Wow, imagine that.

Happily, I don't have to.

I'm still scared.

I know.

And, uh, in a lot of ways,
I'm still a mess.

I know that, too.

But I love you.

And if you're willing
to put up with...

Just about anything.

Which I have.

Yeah.

So...

What are you waiting for?

That's just it.

I'm not.

Not anymore.