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Where are you going? Where are you headed?

Are you going to your cousin's house or something?

He's been trying to get his cousin laid for...

Yeah, his cousin needs some dick,

so we're going to go ahead and go to her house.

But his cousin kind of looks like him. Is that a problem?

That's so bad.

Come on, man. He's being a good cousin right now. He's trying to get him some

dick.

Was that what I thought it was?

Yeah,

we found the poodle.

Yeah, so listen, her name is... Hey, man, you got to fall on the grenade

sometime. Her name is Georgiana.

Jesus, that already sounds disgusting.

Georgiana.

Georgiana.

Look, my dick already pissed off.

Yeah, right.

No, she's got a big, huge clit, just like you like it.

She's got a little penis, just like you like it.

Sometimes we call her Little Dick.

That's fucked up.

Someone's sitting at the bench, but I don't want to... I need to verify her

first, though. I'm not trying to put her on camera if I know she's... I mean,

she's waiting on the bus. Who the fuck waits for buses?

I just want to say, keep pulling up.

I don't want to make sure she's, you know.

I mean, I guess she looks like she's fine.

What do you think, Tyler?

Fuck, I know the mask or like.

All right.

I mean, we're here, right? Yeah.

Oh, she's vaping. Oh.

Shit. Oh, she saw you.

Hey, how you doing?

I mean, we could give you a ride if you need a bus.

Okay, I'm waiting for my bus.

I gotta pick up my bus to college.

Okay, you waiting for the bus?

You sure you don't want a ride?

No problem. No problem.

Of course.

You can see that from there?

So,

you said you're in college?

Yeah.

Okay.

You know, I'm doing a... I'm in college. I'm doing a study on vaping and the

effects it has on...

You're going to be better than that, bro. You strike out. How about the

pentagram? About how good they are for you.

Pretty good for you.

I'm not sure if I can hit that. I like it.

If you could, what? I'm not sure if I can hit her vape.

My buddy wants to know if he can hit your vape.

Sorry, no.

She said no, dude. She's stingy as fuck.

Oh, you think she's pretty, huh?

No, she's pretty. Oh, shit.

My buddy thinks you're pretty.

Thank you.

How come you don't have a car or something? Like, going to, like, school

bus? That's, like, so, like, fucking 2005.

Signed on money.

Signed on money?

But I thought everyone's doing virtual. Are you... Well, I just have to pick up

some books.

Oh.

Listen, I'm doing a little project. I go to film school. I'm doing a little

project. That's why I have this camera.

I just need some participants to kind of finish my final grade project.

Can I tell you about it at least?

I just got to go around interviewing people,

random people.

Ah, just trying to find an interesting story and then, you know, maybe follow

on the one.

So I gotta interview ten people and then pick the best story and then maybe sort

of go from there and build a story around it.

I don't know about that.

Oh, shit. I'm gonna drop my camera. I'm gonna throw this out.

Where are you going?

It's a fucking bottle. It's a trash can right there.

Oh, you're certainly mad.

Look, I'll point it down. Don't worry.

Oh, hi.

Oh,

that was a nice lady.

Yeah, see, I don't want her on my school project.

I just had to throw away that fucking water bottle, bro.

So... Fuck, man, I really need help. Are you sure I can't, like, five minutes?

Okay, I get it.

You know, I appreciate it.

Appreciate, appreciate it, appreciate it.

Are you going to give up?

Hell no, I'm not giving up.

Hey, look.

I'm sorry. Can I have your name at least so I don't have to just keep...

I don't really talk to strangers.

Well, you've been talking to me for like five minutes.

There you go, Bailey.

All right.

That's nice.

Cute name. My name's Rodrigo.

It's nice to meet you, Rodrigo.

Rodrigo. And my buddy that you saw get out in the really tight red shirt,

his name's Tony.

That's nice.

Hey, you know what?

Look. I got a little bit of cash. I mean, I really need to get this project

done. I mean, my dad kind of, you know, gave me my... Gave me a little bit of

spending money to try and help get the project done. He really needs me to pass

this class.

I mean, I could give you a hundred bucks for the interview if you don't mind. I

know it's unusual, but I really need this grade and I really need to turn it

And I'm just... Nobody wants to fucking help me out, you know? It's like

everyone's... Acting like there's a pandemic or something.

Well, there is a pandemic.

I don't know.

It really is money, but I don't know.

Yo, can you reverse it?

Reverse it right there?

I think she's going to do it. Try not to get on the... Yeah, go straight back.

You're good.

Yep, you're good. Go straight back.

So, I had to get a better look.

I think it's rude if I keep yelling at you. Yeah.

Yeah.

I guess so.

But look, I got $100, quick little interview.

You know, I mean, maybe it'll help you pay for your books or something. I don't

know. I mean, it definitely could.

I would really need it to really use that money.

I mean, it'll take five minutes of your time.

We'll wait right here. We're not even going anywhere.

Just kind of, you know, just going to ask you a couple questions, stuff like

that.

So, look, you can... Oh,

you want to come in?

I don't know.

Shit, she wants to come in?

Maybe, if it's only five minutes.

Well, I mean, I was, yeah, if you don't, I mean, I thought maybe you wanted to

do it. I mean, I could, we could go come inside. That's fine. I mean.

I mean, it is better for audio, to be honest with you. It's kind of hot out

here, too.

It's cold in here. It's nice and cold in here.

Look, have her look inside so she knows, like, I don't think she cares. I think

she just wants the cold air. I, yeah, I'm just really hot.

Enjoying the breeze? Look, look. It feels really nice.

I mean, if you're willing to come inside, I'd love to have, we'd love to

you in.

We got everything. We got duct tape, Hank. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Jesus. I don't know about that. Jesus, fuck, man.

I'm just kidding. I'm Tony.

Look, let me give you the money. Bailey, nice to meet you. Hey, you should

really be taking the money first. You shouldn't just... Yeah, definitely.

You almost got a free interview.

All right, well, I guess I'll go in.

Here, I'll get the money. Don't worry about it. Yeah.

We're getting some sun. Yeah.

Getting a little red.

She's getting red.

Uh -oh.

What'd you do?

The window broke again? The window's just been acting up. If you want, can

sit right here close to me?

See, his dad gave him money, and he's paying for interviews instead of fixing

the window.

So, here, I'm just going to adjust my camera a little bit.

And, uh, all right. I should probably be wearing this.

I mean, we've all been tested.

I mean, we're kind of, you know. I get tested, too, so.

Okay. Well, we're okay. Yeah, we're okay if you're okay.

COVID clear?

100%. Through that.

So, do you mind if we drive a little bit?

Why don't we take you to college, take you to your school or something, your

campus? Oh, no, that's okay.

The bus will be here in, like, 10 minutes.

Okay, are you sure, though?

10 minutes, though, because we're kind of blocking the bus stop.

How about this? How about this?

I get it. You don't want us to know who you go to, I guess, huh?

I mean, I just... Listen, you're doing the right thing.

You did everything right, but get in the van.

Unfortunately.

But it's okay. You're making every credit. Dude, shut up. I know. I'm kind

nervous. I don't know. I was just like, I just like.

You were the most surprised.

Yeah.

The most. The obvious.

But look, we're good people. And then you like backed out. You were like, and

was like, okay. Yeah, we're good people though. We're good people. But we're

going to drive.

How about we just drive your route then? We'll follow the bus route and you

could get out at any time after the interview. Five minutes.

Okay. So just drive straight. Just drive straight. I can cut it down. He said

ten, now he said five.

Perfect. But you said your name's Bailey?

Yes. That's awesome. You're in college?

Yes.

What a crazy time to be living your life right now, huh?

Yeah, it is pretty crazy. It's been hard.

I mean, were you excited for college, thinking, you know, the whole college

and maybe living on campus and doing the whole...

You know, college experience, and now everyone's online.

Yes. I mean, I kind of wanted to take online classes to begin with. I'm not

really a people person, so... And you just got in a van with three random

strangers? I mean... And you're not a people's person, huh?

Well, all right.

Well, you never know.

You're making her uncomfortable.

I don't know. I guess I need the money.

You know, a hundred bucks, I really do need the money.

Are you sure?

Yeah, man, it's another hundred. Listen, man, I'll spend my dad's money all day.

He's got plenty of it.

He doesn't need it.

Really, really.

Look at how she puts it right away.

Buy my books.

So you were on your way to go buy your books, huh? Is school fucking expensive?

Oh, my God, it's so expensive.

Yeah, I read a lot about them being just institutions for fucking basically just

money and shit.

It's crazy. It's all about money. I wasn't going to go, but, you know, I

I like helping people, so I'm going to go for social work.

Social work? Yeah.

Okay, well make sure you let those kids know. Do not get in white vans with

random strangers.

Okay? Even if you need the money. I'll make them well aware.

Even if you need the money. It's definitely a no -no.

Well... There's not like... There's like only like one occasion that it's okay

and it just happens to be today. So you're like... You hit the jackpot.

you hit the jackpot.

I heard vaping is really bad for you, though.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Cool. Kind of.

Fuck it.

This is a vape -free bus, man. Not anymore, it's not.

What the fuck?

I mean, you kind of signed yourself up for that when you wanted me to get in so

badly. She's right, dude. She's got you there. She comes and said, vape comes

with me.

So what do you do? Do your parents pay for everything?

No, I am taking loans out.

Oh, no way.

I just work at a coffee shop.

Well, that sucks.

What are you playing with there? Is that what I think it is?

What? Oh, it's a pencil.

Really? Yeah.

So you're into that kind of stuff, huh?

Yeah. So your major is social work. What's your minor?

Mother nature?

I'm like a natural healer.

Like holistic?

Yeah. Okay.

So I'm actually taking classes for like Reiki healing, like spiritual healing,

and like Wiccan classes.

Wow. And astrology.

You're not going to do any sacrifices to her? Oh, no. I don't do that. I'm a

good person. So what's your sign then?

I'm a Pisces.

Okay. Yep, but I also have a lot of Aries in me, too.

I'm, like, my moon's Aries and my rising's Aries. So, who's your favorite,

sign? What's my, my most, okay, well, like, my most compatible sign would be,

uh. I'm really hoping you're going to say mine.

It's, like, Scorpio or. That close, that close.

With, like, well, males, it differs. It's, like, very, like, with female,

female Scorpio.

They're yeah, I'm like male Scorpios.

I don't know. I like male burgos They're like ambition, but then they're like

not good for me. You know, I don't know. There's a lot She

said zebras

is an Aquarius.

Ooh. I love that next part. She's burning holes in the back of your head

her eyeballs.

Wait, what are you?

I'm a cusp between Taurus and Aries.

Oh.

So you're getting burned too?

Taurus and Aries. But she says she's an Aries though. Yeah. She says she's a

flight Aries.

I'm mostly fire and air.

So like how my chart is, like I'm 40 % fire, 40 % air, and then 10 % water, 10

earth. What am I?

So you open -minded?

I'm very open -minded.

Yeah? Very liberal? You believe in gays and lesbians?

Oh, yeah. I am bi.

You're bi?

Yeah. Oh. Of course. And I have a trans sibling.

Trans sibling.

Interesting. Yeah.

And then, what about nudity? Do you like nudity?

No. Do you care?

Nude beaches?

I mean, I love, like, I think I've been.

I actually just moved down here, and I went to a nude beach, and it was so

lovely. Being in the water, like, naked in the ocean. Wow, so you're freeing

like that?

Love it. It's, like, very grounding.

So you're, like, free bird, free love?

Yes. Okay, cool. So you're a hippie.

Peace, love, and... Peace, love, and happiness.

All right. All that good shit. Peace, love, unity, and respect.

So would you...

Would you show us your titties for money?

You said you're open -minded.

So I'm just throwing that out there.

Yeah, I don't know.

From one step to five steps.

I'm sorry, look.

Aren't Taurus's straight up?

Yeah, they are. They're forward, right?

I'm Taurus and Aries, so I figured, yo.

Will you take your shirt off for money? I just figured out, fuck it, what's the

worst you can say? No.

But hey, figured out.

What?

Is that the Pisces?

No, the Pisces is like, and the Aries is like, how much?

So the Pisces is intrigued.

The Pisces is like, is intrigued, yeah. Is intrigued?

And the Aries is like, ready to do it. So the Pisces doesn't care about the

money. The Pisces just cares about the act, like thinking it's pretty like.

Are you like an adrenaline thing? Do you like crazy shit?

Yeah. I think you're exciting her.

Do you like roller coasters?

Yeah, I love roller coasters.

Oh, skydiving? Have you done that yet? No, but I've always wanted to. What

skydiving naked?

Oh, my God.

I feel like... Wouldn't that feel like a... That would not be good.

No, it's exhilarating.

But I feel like a bunch of air would go up.

You won't know until you try it.

But let's go back to... So I got money.

Like I said, my dad, you know.

Jesus Christ, dude.

I can have all of that? No, hell no.

Hell no.

No, but this is like for my college. This is what he's invested in my... This

what he has invested in my education.

Invested in my education.

Yo, Pops hooked you up.

Are you fucking kidding me? In your education?

In my education. Sit your ass down.

No, here, you can hold it.

How's 200 bucks?

Take your titties out.

Come on, all this peace, love, and talking about how you're free and open.

Maybe like 300.

Ah, there's the Aries. Oh my god.

The Ares is haggling. The nude beach was free. The fucking, yeah, exactly. What

the fuck?

You guys are out of this. Maybe we should have showed her the stack. That's

it is.

I know, I should never show this, right? We should have put one bill at a time.

Are we stopped at a light? Where the fuck are we?

So, alright, three, 300.

Okay. You'll do it?

Oh, shit, she'll do it. Shut up.

300, fine, show us your titties.

Okay, give me the money first.

There you go. There's the Aries.

And in the bag.

Putting it right in the bag. She's smart.

Like... Tauruses are trustworthy, though. Really, this is really exciting

because I can see your nipples are hard from here.

Fucking pervert.

Fuck you.

Damn. Holy shit.

Wow. Okay, well...

That was a titty.

Holy fuck.

I wish you'd keep talking just with your titties out.

Do you want me to take this off?

Sure. Take it off.

So tell us more about the necklace. So you believe in Mother Nature?

I do.

I believe in the gods, the goddesses, and the fate of the earth.

Yeah. and, like, all living creatures, right?

Insects and shit.

Like, yeah.

I, like, I hug trees, and I thank... You're a tree hugger. I had my huge tree

hugger, and I, like, I thank the trees and the... So you must love wood.

What kind of wood?

Yeah, we're good, man. She likes the wood.

Don't cover them now. They're perfect. Let them be free, yeah.

Yeah, look. Here, put your foot down. There you go. Good.

Put your foot on his head. There you go.

So you're a tree hugger, huh?

Yeah. Peace, love. So do you think you're like a major hippie in your past

Oh, I was, uh... Do you believe in reincarnation? Yeah, 100%. In my past

was like... So, do you know, like, I'm a starseed.

What the fuck is that?

You're an alien?

She's an alien.

Um, kind of.

What is a starseed? Okay, so starseeds are people who have... You keep

covering them. Are you fondling yourself or trying to cover them? I'm just

touching them.

It's a habit. They're just there. I just like to play with them.

I'd like to play with them.

So starseed.

Okay, so you're distracting me.

Was it the grabbing them or did I want to play with them?

I think both.

He's a titty hugger. You're a tree hugger. He's a titty hugger.

Can I hug your titties?

How much?

Oh, my God. Did we pick up a stripper?

Do you strip? Are you a stripper?

No. I thought it was just going to be free love.

Yeah, it's free love, right?

I can hug them. I'm gonna hug them.

That's not hugging.

Maybe not.

Yeah, it was not hugging. That was like... She didn't say suck on them. I'm

sucking on them. I'm just hugging them.

You like them?

I love them.

Perfect. Jesus, man.

Back up!

Weirdo! Oh, sorry.

Can you blame me?

No. I just don't want to freak her out too soon.

I kind of like it.

Oh!

Alright, so tell us more about this starseed shit. Okay, so

starseeds are people with supernatural abilities that have

reincarnated.

It's a lot.

Yeah, yeah, nice. Keep telling us.

Shit.

She caught me.

She caught me. Don't do that.

All right. If we won't, we won't.

All right.

So, Starseed, okay, so you're an alien from what planet?

Lyria.

Lyria. There you see. She had a name. No, there's all, like, this is, like,

there's, like, a bunch of, there's, so there's Lyria, Syria.

Shut up.

I like when they just hang. Have you heard of, like, the... Good posture.

you go. The Draconians.

There's... Wait, the Draconians? Isn't that out of some movie?

No, that's, like, it's part of the Starseeds.

I'm from Alpha Centauri.

Yeah, but it's part of the Star... They got it from Starseeds.

Okay. Because, like, there's... It's, like, a whole... It's, like... It's,

a spiritual thing. Like, I'm, like, also psychic and, like... I was told I'm

part Chewbacca.

Um...

I can see it.

Damn it.

Well, we know what you're going to do for Halloween.

What the fuck?

All right, so that's good. You're an alien from outer space. Nice.

So, does this alien have a boyfriend?

No. She said ex or... Ex.

I got... Is that before or after the titties came out?

Before, but... Shit, I don't know. I just got out of a long relationship.

Really? Yeah, like a month ago.

Wow. So what happened?

You cheat on him or he cheat on you? No.

He is a little bitch.

Yeah. He's a little pussy ass bitch.

There you go.

Right here. Tell him. You little pussy ass bitch. Little pussy ass bitch.

And broke up with me because it was too much for him.

What was too much?

Me.

Like what?

The relationship. But no, it was literally just because.

He saw his ex, and then he thought that he had feelings for her, so he went and

fucked her for, like, a couple days and then ran back to me. But then, and then,

like, I guess you were like, nope, fuck you. I was like, fuck you, bye, and I

left. He's a fucker. What planet is he from? What is he? Oh, he's, uh, he's not

any, no.

Fitchonia? No.

He's a dumpster. He's a dumpster baby. Yeah, he's, yeah.

He's a dumpster baby. Ah.

What's his first name?

Gavin.

Gavin? Gavin.

Gavin.

Gavin, how the fuck?

Now look at her, see? Don't make her throw up, bro. Yeah, seriously.

Now she's on video.

And he, like, he makes music, and he started to, like, make these songs about

and, like, calling me a pig and shit.

Poor girl.

All right, let's stop talking about Gavin. Fuck Gavin.

Fuck you, dude.

You fuck.

What the fuck, Gavin? You made the biggest mistake of your fucking life.

ready to throw some money at her. Look, I'm ready to throw some money at her.

Look, you know what would really piss Gavin off?

If you let me pay you to get naked.

Uh, all of this? Gavin's music ain't gonna make money like that. That's for

sure. All of this? I'll give you all of that if you're willing to get naked.

It's like $500.

Is it?

You're really costing cash, bro.

That shit is more than that. Four, five, six, seven hundred dollars.

Would you stop? Eight hundred?

What? Eight hundred to get naked?

Would that help you with your books?

This would more than, oh my god, yeah, with all of the money, it would be paid

off. And look, you don't even have to spend it on the book that you don't

It's yours. You do whatever you want with it. But are you willing to get

and piss off Gavin?

You already made that decision.

I guess so.

Why not?

Why not? You only live once, Yolo.

Yolo. You only live once on this planet Earth.

So what, you just want me to get naked and sit here?

I would like you to get naked and get comfortable, yes. Completely naked?

Yes.

You'd beach style.

She actually is getting naked.

What'd you think was gonna happen?

You can take your shoes off, too.

They might smell.

Those hippie shoes.

Okay, well, there she is.

Alright, homie did really fuck up. That is a really pretty kitty.

She has no problem opening her legs, huh?

Does this, um... Do you masturbate a lot?

Yeah.

Does this, like, turn you on in a sort of way?

Kind of.

When was the last time you had sex with a human?

Aliens don't count.

On planet Earth.

Well, yeah.

It's been a while.

Yeah? It's been a minute.

That's a couple months?

Yeah.

That can't be real. Well, I haven't had sex since we broke up, so.

Well, that is a shame you're being neglected.

It's okay, you can play with it.

I'm good, I'm good.

Are you nervous?

Kind of.

Look, you know what? This is a perfect time. I don't know if she's down.

I don't know if she's down, but this would be a perfect time. I finally have

good, legitimate... Fuck you.

Listen, last time... I don't know who was the judge last time, but I feel like

it was more on your side. What is it called? It wasn't a neutral judge. It

wasn't a... Impartial?

Impartial judge.

This time I feel like we have an impartial judge.

You mean like a... Non -biased. Non -biased judge.

So she'll give an honest opinion. An honest opinion.

Excuse me. Would you be willing to judge something for us?

What? Well, just judge something that only, you know, that we need you for.

we need an unbiased, honest opinion.

Okay. You know, negative or positive. We want an honest opinion because this is

the big money between me and him.

What is it?

$500?

What would I take?

$1 ,000? No, no, no. Last time was $500. Two minutes?

One minute? No, wait, wait, wait. It was $500, two minutes, but this time you

have to give me more time. So $1 ,000,

three and a half minutes.

That's the bet.

Because I lost last time, so I'm trying to double back.

Three and a half minutes?

Three and a half minutes, $1 ,000, because I'm trying to get back the $500

lost last time.

All right.

Are you down?

Four. I need you.

to judge something. I need three minutes of your time. Three and a half minutes

of your time. He claims that he's really good at

fellatio. I know.

Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus.

We already know. Do you know what that means?

Yeah. He claims he's that good that he would be able to make you cum in three

and a half minutes.

Oh.

I feel like she has some bad news for you.

That looked like one of those, uh, that takes me a long time to come from that.

That's not the crack?

It depends.

Do you like, do you, do you like that pussy licking?

Yeah, of course.

And do you find, I should have asked this before, but do you find yourself,

easily coming from fellatio, or is it hard? Have you ever?

No, it's easy.

If you know what you're doing.

Okay, okay, I like that.

See, that's why I say that it depends, because, you know, not a lot of people

know how to, like... So... Most guys just go in

and do it just like that.

Like a fucking loser. Yeah, and they're like... So, so I'm asking you, Bailey,

what do you think?

Look, it's not fair if I don't offer something for the judging part. So here,

I'll give you $300.

I'll give you $500 to judge it.

$500. I mean, shit, I already gave you $800 to get naked. I mean, come on. At

this point, you've got like $2 ,000. I guess.

You'll let him?

Yeah.

All right.

How should she do it? How should you do it? How do you want to do it? I want her

absolutely comfortable.

That's one of the key elements.

Okay, so then what? Laying up there?

How she wants it.

How do you like it?

Do you like to be sitting? Do you like to be laying down?

Show us.

Show us how you like it.

Like this?

Oh my God, she's going to let you.

Start your clock.

Okay, here we go. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

And go.

Oh.

Fuck you.

Time's up.

So, I got one question because maybe she just didn't say anything.

And honestly, from one to ten.

One to ten.

Oh, come on. Ten?

And did you come in that three minutes?

A little bit.

A little bit. Nah, you had to make her come, buddy. No, no, no, no. It was a

scale, and it was a 10. No, it wasn't. And you have to give her more time, bro.

I don't know. Maybe she just wants to be penetrated.

What about if he sticks it right in right now? Would you let him?

Yeah.

He's over here slapping me on the leg like, get in there.

You could maybe redeem yourself.

Can't make her come.

We'll see you again. Maybe you can.

You like it nice and deep, don't you, huh? Yes.

I don't see that pretty little face.

Yeah, that's nice

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let her get up, bro. We're out.

You were standing on her hair.

Let me see you. Let me see you.

Gavin, you fucked up.

Fuck that motherfucker to bed.

Oh, man.

Just like that.

My fucking hair.

You got no hands.

Oh, God.

No hands. Put your hands down.

Yes. Look at the camera.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Try to fuck her again.

Oh, my God.

This girl had a nice butt. See ya.

I want to try something.

What do you want to try?

Hold on. She was trying to say something. What's up?

I want to try something.

What do you want to try, baby?

Tell him what you want to try.

I can't.

Would you stop fucking me for a second? I can't help myself.

I want to try, like,

butt stuff.

Holy shit.

Like, what do you mean?

Really? Like, butt stuff? Like, strap on? Like, maybe play with his ass?

I think he's kind of into that. No.

Fuck me in the ass.

Wait, are you?

What the fuck?

How old are you?

19.

Look at this asshole, bro. I mean... Are you sure?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Tyler?

Yeah, help her out.

Matter of fact, you could probably pull over while we try to carefully... Oh,

she's got it. Oh, fuck!

Oh, she's fucking got it.

Shit, you're going deep.

I'm

gonna

tell your little fucking asshole to go to bed.

Awesome.

Yeah. That's some acid work.

You like it fucking deep in there, don't you? Yes. Oh my god.

bangbros .com.

Are they on our side or something? No, no, no, no.

Oh, my God.

You want to come?

Oops, I swallowed it. You swallowed it.

Yeah,

that was her. She's like, okay.

Make it clean.

Did you swallow it all because you're greedy?

You missed a spot.

You ain't kidding.

Shit.

Bro.

19 -year -old anal.

Is that fun?

Yeah. Yeah? Yo, you almost at her school?

I don't even know what school she's going to. Listen.

Hold on, hold on. Relax.

Shit, get my money, actually. Fuck. You really want me to touch your money right

now?

I'll protect it. Yeah.

In a second.

You're crazy. What the hell just happened?

It was so much fun.

You made a lot of money towards your books.

It was worth it.

Pretty impressed.

Pretty impressed.

You want us to take you to your school?

I mean, let's take you to campus. You're probably going to get late if we don't

end up taking you.

Here, tell the driver. I definitely missed the bus. Tell the driver.

Thanks.

Alright, so, we good? You guys got it? Yeah.

Alright.

Um, yeah, let's just, uh, let's head there.

Um, fuck, do you hear that?

Oh my god, pull over, quick.

What, seriously, again? The fucking engine, you hear that, right? Bro, I

you had this thing fucking fixed.

Stop it right here, stop it right here, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, shit.

Fuck, hold on, do you hear that? We're supposed to get this thing fucking fixed

like a thousand times, I hear it.

Man, can I get you guys to get out real quick? I got fucking the engine with the

leaf springs, the weight of the people that are in the thing.

It's very complicated.

The engine's fucked up because he put all his money on interviews instead of

fixing the fucking motor.

Just give me five minutes. All we got to do is just kind of empty out the van,

let the sensor re -sensor, you know, the weight limit. It resets, yeah. It

resets, and then you guys can get back in, or else the car will turn off and it

won't turn on again.

I'll be right behind you. No, you can leave your backpack. Don't worry about

that. Just take your sandals. I know, the floor's probably hot.

Let her put her shoes on.

I'm going to need you to get off too, Tyler.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Because the weight needs to reset.

So sorry, man. I've got to get this thing fixed.

Oh, she wants to vape anyways. Yeah, get that shit out of my van.

It's right there.

She's gonna vape. Let her vape outside while this shit resets.

Yeah,

go ahead and vape. Stop, stop, stop.

What?

Tyler.

Hey.

Bailey.

Bailey. Let me get your number.

What? What are you doing? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously?

Why would you get a number right now? Thank you.

Oh my god.

Did you enjoy yourself?

Did you enjoy yourself? It was fun, right?

Yeah, it was pretty cool.

Thanks for the money.

You know why vaping is bad for you?

Yes. Do you know why? Well, no, but do you know why in this situation? Like,

know, we don't want you to vape around us because we don't want to inhale it,

which in turn kind of like makes you get out of the van.

Which then gives us an opportunity to kind of, like, hand you this and say,

you're going to need this.

You're going to need it. Make sure your phone's there. Good. You're going to

need that.

Because, yeah.

Why? Oh, you know what? Make sure your money's in there before we leave.

Are you serious? Go, go, go, go, go. Give me my fucking money.

Go, go, go.

Go.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Fucking honey, you fucking asshole.

Did you see her?

And you got her number. What the fuck's wrong with you? No, I couldn't, bro.

Like, how can I say no?

I had to get it. Because of the anal, right?

19 -year -old, did anal with you? You fell in love.

I can get her more work.

If we didn't just do it just now.

Maybe.