All language subtitles for Ugly Betty - 1x11 - Swag.DVD.WAT.en

[Betty] Previously on Ugly Betty:

We're with lmmigration and Customs.
Mr. Suarez, You're under arrest.

We're having a party on 25
with Human Resources, if you're free.

- Well, l'd love to go, Henry, but...
- Well, you have a boyfriend.

Yeah, l do.

Marc, can l have some privacy, please?

Come on, Willie.

We don't have any secrets. Not anymore.

Come work for my magazine. You'll have
your own assistant within a year.

She told me about the job offer.
l would never stand in your way.

You didn't grow up
wanting to be my assistant.

[ Dean Martin: A Marshmallow World]

Making a list? Checking it twice?

A list?

You know, ''naughty or nice.''

Most people here
fit into the first category.

But you, Betty...

...you're always nice.

No, it's just Daniel's expense report.
l'm done. Here.

No way.

$8,479? That's the exact number
of stars visible from Earth...

- ...on an ideal night.
- How do you...?

Just something l know.

Hey...

- ...is that mistletoe?
- No, it's just holly.

Wow.

You know what, Betty?

You're just the girl
l've been looking for.

[gasping]

[moaning]

[gasping] What time is it? Oh, my God!
l'm going to miss my plane!

l'm gonna miss you.

lt's been an amazing three weeks.

l know. lt's all been sort of intense.

Actually, l've been meaning
to talk to you about that.

l think we should
take a breather while l'm gone.

A breather?
What are you talking about?

A little time to cool off... apart.

Just to make sure all this is real.

Oh, l know it's real, Sofia.

- l love you.
- Oh, Daniel.

What do you know from love?

Your heart's racing,

palms sweating,

you can barely breathe
when you see me?

Actually, yeah. All of that.

Well, that's not love.

That is hormones.
lnfatuation. Good sex.

But this isn't just
about sex, Sofia.

Although it has been
pretty good. Right?

- Daniel...
- What? l can see a life with you.

OK.

lf this is all real, prove it.

Why don't you see other women
while l'm gone,

l'm giving you the green light.

l'm serious.

And if you don't get sweaty palms
and all that when you're with them,

then maybe this is real.

l am not going to cheat on you

just to prove l love you,
that's... l mean, that's crazy.

Don't think about it as cheating.

Think about it as proving your theory.

See, l need you to convince me

that there's only one... woman...

...that you feel this way about.

Me.

lt was just a dream, girl.
Don't get too freaked out by it.

But l barely even know Henry!

l don't get it.
l have a boyfriend.

Did l ever tell you
about my Jose Mendoza dreams?

Ew. That pimply guy
who owns the bakery on 85th?

He was really into Herbalux
digestive tonics. Don't judge.

Anyway, a month ago l had this dream.

We were going at it
in this big bowl of cake batter...

Never mind, that's not the point.
Anyway,

the point is, do you see us dating now?
No, of course not. Know why?

lt was a dream,
they don't mean anything.

Henry isn't Jose.
He's... it's different.

And well, we did go on a date once.
Well, lunch.

Stop. Go to the Pro Buy party with
Walter tonight. Just forget about it.

Hilda, l kissed Henry!

ln your dream. As long as you don't
actually do anything, it's harmless.

Betty, we're all tempted sometimes,
right? Just avoid this Henry guy,

and everything will be fine.
Justin! Honey, let's go!

- Hi.
- Hi.

That girl has the vocal cords
of a large cat.

- l heard that!
- And the ears of...

- ...whatever animal hears best.
- A dolphin. lt's just something l know.

Did you check in
with immigration today?

Today, yesterday. lsn't it enough
they dragged me away like a criminal?

Just calm down.
l'm just trying to help you.

They assigned me to
some program called lSAP.

They're sending a caseworker next month.
We have to talk about it now?

- Holidays should be about family.
- [woman] Watch it!

- [tires screeching]
- [thudding]

What?

Accident! Mom! Gina! Christmas tree!

lt's officially the start
of the holiday season.

You ran over my Christmas tree!

Well, l was aiming for you!
You left it in the middle of the street!

l just took it off the Tracker.

l had to put it somewhere
when l opened the door.

The street is public property. Unlike
this house, which is not. So get out!

You better watch out.

l know when you're sleeping
and l know when you're awake!

Oops.

- Ho, ho, ho!
- You're late.

Love the crystal menorah next to
the sterling silver Santa. So taboo!

- Don't you just love the holidays?
- They're fabulous.

So, is Nico coming home for Christmas?

She's spending it
with her father in Dubai.

Besides, you know Christmas mornings for
me are all about martinis and valium.

Yummy.

You did not just take the whole wheat
bagel. You know l always eat that one.

Sorry, l thought we were
sharing everything,

now that l know about
our mysterious friend.

- Right?
- Right.

That is so wrong!

l know, believe me. We've been
consistently over budget every issue.

We had to cut costs somewhere.

[both] Boo!

Come on, an office party
at the office. That'll be fun.

- Yeah, like waxing is fun.
- [gags]

Thank you for your enthusiasm, Betty.

Betty has something
to be excited about.

She's been offered
an amazing new position at MYW.

And l hope she'll consider taking it.

We'll be looking for her replacement.

Anyone interested,
leave your resume with Betty.

And that's it. Thank you.

Daniel, what are you doing?

Something you're far too loyal
to ever do.

lf l leave, who's going
to take care of you?

We have to find someone
as good as you. Better get started.

l can try. lf l don't find
the perfect one, l'm not going anywhere.

There's not enough time, l don't know...

Sometimes we all
have to take leaps of faith.

You being with Sofia
is the best thing for you.

Speaking of Sofia,
l'd like to see you in my office.

There's something l need to tell you.

Would it be inappropriate to throw
a goodbye party and not invite her?

- You know who'd be perfect for the job?
- Anne Hathaway!

- No. Me.
- [giggling]

Of course! Yeah.
Love your confidence.

She wants you to go out with someone?
That doesn't make sense.

l know, it's crazy.
She thinks some other woman

will make my palms sweat and
my heart race the way they do for her.

- How do you know they won't?
- l'm not good at being faithful.

But...

No one has ever made me
feel the way Sofia does.

ln fact, l stopped by to see Nigel
on the way to work this morning.

l'm through with being a bachelor...

- ...for good.
- Oh, my God!

Are you serious?

l mean, congratulations! lt's great.

Look, l know what you're thinking,

but it's like they say.

- Well, what do they say?
- ''When you know, you know.''

And l do... know.

Well, l'm so happy for you,
Daniel. And for Sofia.

Thanks.

Now these are just on loan until

l figure out which one's
gonna be perfect for her.

l'm glad to hear you have no intention
of testing out her theory.

l know how you get
around beautiful women.

Belle Jolie is sending over their
lingerie line today... on their models.

[sighing]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Yeah.

OK, l'll be right there.

Hey, Betty. l love your sweater.

Did you make it yourself?

Amanda, look, l need to plan
a Mode-worthy party for $500,

get Daniel an assistant,

and get Justin a signed photo
of Lindsay Lohan in two days.

Well, today is, like,
your lucky day. Hire me.

- You know you wanna.
- Are you serious?

- After what you both have been through?
- What is the first thing l said to you?

- ''Are you 'the before'?''
- OK, the second thing.

- ''Are you delivering something?''
- Whatever.

The point is, l wanted this job way
before you or Daniel ever came to Mode.

l have a brain
to go with this beautiful body.

- Yeah, OK...
- Look, l can prove it to you.

Let me help you plan the party.
l've got connections.

Plus, l can get loads of free crap.

Well, l mean,
l could use the help.

OK, you're on. Anything else?

Oh, yeah. Snow's here.

Oh, man! l'm sorry.

l... oh... it's you.

Henry. Hi.

You've got a little...
right here...

Gosh, l'm sorry.

That was very unprofessional.

- Let me help clean up.
- Don't worry about it.

Ow! [chuckles]

Actually, you're just the girl
l've been looking for.

Oh, no, l'm sure that
there are other girls...

No, it's about the party.

l'm supposed to
oversee the budget. So...

...guess l'll be on top of you
for the next couple days.

- Party-wise.
- Oh... right.

- All right.
- OK.

[heartbeat thumping]

Oh, crap.

The models are here.

Show them in. Oh, no.

That's my ex-girlfriend, Aerin.

She broke my heart. She was my first.

First supermodel.

- God, that girl knew how to...
- Hey.

Aerin. What are you doing here?

Taking my clothes off.

- Could you give us a second?
- Sure.

- Do you need me to stay?
- No. l'll... l'll be fine.

- Bring the rest of the models in.
- That's going to help.

Amanda?

No.

No. No.

Amanda.

No.

Daniel. l just wanted to let you know

that your girlfriend's plane
landed safely.

And that the photo department
is ready for the models.

OK. Come on.

OK. Bye. See you later.

[ The Chipmunks:
Santa Claus ls Comin' to Town]

Betty, this is Ralph! [yelling]

He's our store manager. The man
whose job l one day aspire to hold.

No.

- Good to meet you, Betty.
- Hi.

And if anyone could fill
these size 1 3s, it's Walter.

- This is my wife, Jackie.
- A pleasure.

- Nice to meet you.
- Pauly, get one of us together, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, squeeze in, now.

- There we go. Got it.
- Nice.

- Betty, welcome to the Pro Buy family.
- Thank you.

Walter, shall we let
the lovely ladies chat?

- Stewie made an ice luge.
- Bring it!

Betty, honey,
we have so much in common.

l used to work in Manhattan, too.

Advertising. Before l married
that adorable lug.

Oh, wow. Do you still
work in advertising?

Mm-hmm. Right here at Pro Buy.
The commute's a breeze.

l'm not one for lots of travel.
Never even been on a plane.

Do you miss it? Manhattan?

Never. You'll get tired of it, too.

We're Queens girls, Betty.
Born and bred.

We belong here.

Thanks.

[footsteps approaching]

Marc?

Marc?

[phone ringing]

- [woman] Hello?
- lt's me.

Have you come up with a solution
to our little problem?

You mean Marc?
l'm working on it.

- He won't be a problem much longer.
- Do what you must to shut him up.

Don't worry.

After l'm done, he will be silenced.

Permanently.

[gasps]

Princess cut.

Canary.

Six carats.

Oh, my God.

[shuddering in delight]

[gasping]

- Shot?
- Oh. Thanks.

Jackie, can l ask you a question
that's kind of personal?

When did you know
that Ralph was the one?

From the first moment.

- He took my breath away. Still does.
- Oh, yeah!

- When did you know with Walter?
- Oh...

Well, you see,
l'm not sure that l do... yet.

Oh, don't worry, honey. There'll come
a time and you'll just know.

Yeah, l hope so.

For what it's worth, l've heard
Walter's sure he's found the one.

[Walter laughing]

Did you go to the funeral home?

They never delivered
a casket to the mausoleum.

A relative claimed
Fey's remains in the morgue.

A relative?

lt's all l could dig up.

[Bradford] After all of this,
Fey Sommers is really dead.

Good morning, sunshine.

Brought you a little present.
Whole wheat.

- Too late. Yesterday was carb day.
- Of course.

So, are you sticking around
for the Christmas party later tonight?

Unfortunately.

You'd better show up too.

You never know what surprises
might be in store.

By the way, Marc,
what is your home address?

Why?

Just sending a special delivery
your way.

Oh.

'Tis the season.

Seriously, l've read
every issue of Mode ever.

Did you know Danny dated Fergie
when she was on Kids lncorporated?

- Wow.
- See, l am perfect for this job.

OK. We'll let you know.

- Not going so well?
- Nope.

l don't think the right
person for this job exists.

You never know. Party update.

l got five cases of champagne ''donated''
by a bartender at Double Sevens.

A friend who worked at
Lizzie Grubman's company

got us six white Christmas trees
from Diddy's party.

l dated a sculptor,

would you prefer the ice sculpture
be the Mode logo or a snowflake?

- l'd go snowflake.
- Wow. Snowflake it is.

So... l guess you can stop all
that boring interviewing then?

Look, Amanda,

l really appreciate the help,

but that doesn't erase you and Daniel.

You're just... You're not the right
person for this job. l'm sorry.

Hey, Betty.

Ornaments.

Thought l might save you
a couple dollars.

Thanks. But, the budget's all set.

Amanda got us amazing deals.
A lot of people owe her favors.

- So, basically, you don't even need me.
- Nope.

Did you know that the snow inside these
was originally particles of gold foil?

Sounds beautiful, right?

l'd never even seen real snow
until l got off the plane in New York.

What? How?

Oh. l grew up in the desert. Tucson.

l used to think all snow
looked like gold foil till l got here.

Silly, huh?

No.

Not at all.

OK. ''Soccer ball,

renewed subscription
to Martha Stewart Living,

karaoke video game...

...for Grandpa never to go away''?

Oh, Justin. Don't worry,
he's going to be...

Who moved all our decorations?

And what's Santa doing to that elf?

This has the skank prints
of Gina Gambarro all over it.

You ran over her Christmas tree.

Christmas is a time
of love and forgiveness.

Grow up, Tiny Tim.
This means war.

l liked the Claymation Rudolph best.

They did that with puppets.
They called it ''animagic.''

Just something you know?

Yeah. l have this weird talent
for remembering useless facts.

Oh no. lt's not useless.
lt's... lt's cute.

Thanks.

[ Dean Martin: A Marshmallow World]

[heartbeat thumping]

l've been meaning to ask...

- ...is this...?
- No, it's just holly! Holly.

You know what, l need to get
to work so you should probably go.

- OK.
- All right.

- So, l guess l'll see you at the party?
- Mm-hmm.

OK.

- Here. Take this.
- [inhales sharply]

- What?
- lt's an ornament. Take it.

Hey, watch the hair. [gasps]

l can explain.

Please just tell me that you've
met some rich, gorgeous stockbroker,

you're engaged and
running off to Paris together.

Ooh.

- Amanda!
- What? That's impossible?

That's one of Daniel's rings, isn't it?

Take it off! We have to
put it back before he notices.

You know those things must be worth,
like, hundreds of dollars!

- lt's stuck. Just help me get it off!
- [gasps]

Look, l know what you're thinking.

But l don't have ''feelings''
for Daniel anymore.

Ew.

- Anna Freud might disagree.
- What?

Amanda, you're in denial!

OK, l used to be all crushed out
on Daniel, l admit it.

But when l found these rings,
it was finally real.

He's ready to commit, just not to me.

[grunts] Aah!

You can't deny your feelings, Betty.

And l don't feel anything for Daniel.

Not anymore. l'm getting this ring back
where it belongs before he finds out.

l promise.

Thanks!

Scusi.

Twenty-eight, huh?

Hey, you don't know
a Marc St. James, do you?

l hate that guy.

[ The Enchanters:
Mambo Santa Mambo]

[Marc] Amanda!
Thank God you're here.

- Are you packing heat?
- Always.

Amanda, l'm not flirting with you.

- Does anyone here have a gun?
- Look around.

We're a bunch of unstable, hungry,
back-stabbing bitches.

Do you really think anyone
would sell us guns? Relax, have a drink.

That's easy for you to say,
your boss doesn't want you dead!

[wailing]

[humming]

Oh! Sorry!

Don't spill, you might
electrocute yourself. [chuckles]

l'm just joshing.

You look totally...

...radiant. Seriously.

Well, thank you. You too.

People look like
they're having a good time.

And, the office looks extraordinary.

Everything looks better when you dim the
lights and drink champagne. Trust me.

- You really pulled it off.
- Thanks.

So, does that mean you think
l can do your job?

Well, you're obviously smart enough.
You've proven that.

- Aww.
- But that's not the problem.

Daniel needs somebody to look out
for him. l don't know if you've noticed,

but his personal life gets in
the way of his professional life.

What's Daniel doing with McSlutty there?

l thought things were
serious with Charo.

- Exactly. l'll be right back.
- Wait.

Let me run interference
with the trashionista.

See if l can't
fill your shoes after all.

[gagging]

[heartbeat thumping]

[thumping accelerating]

[ Berlin Symphony Orchestra: Dance of
the Sugar Plum Fairy (Red Baron Remix)]

A heart for Wilhelmina,

courage for Marc,
and a brain for Amanda.

[Wilhelmina] Marc!

You never saw me.

Ow.

Oh, crap!

Ow!

Betty? Are you OK?

Hi.

Oh, there it is. Just...

l was making sure
that everybody was being safe.

You know, office party hookups and...

That's very responsible of you.

- You need some help?
- Yeah.

Thanks.

Hey, come back to the party.

Beauty is making snow angels.
But in the plastic snow.

l just came for this.

- All right. Have fun.
- OK. You too.

Santa, l've got a thing
for men with beards.

Christina, that's a fake beard.

This way.

God, l thought it was bad enough
watching Santa come down the chimney!

Marc?

Well, hello there.

We've been looking all over for you.
Please come with us.

Love to.

There you are.

Here l am.

- Doing a little research?
- l just read it for the articles.

That's really funny.

You know...

l'm actually wearing those now.

Daniel! [screaming]
l need you! There's a fire in the...

Oh, screw it.
Just stop kissing that tramp!

You are practically engaged.

Look at that. Dry as a bone.

l'm sorry, Aerin.

- You're beautiful.
- l know.

- But l'm in love with someone else.
- Her?

Because l'm sure the three of us
could work something out.

No. Not her.

Whatever. There's other men
at this party, you know.

l am so good.

- You girls still playing that game?
- This is not a game, Papi.

You know, Gina's parents won a cruise to
Alaska in that supermarket sweepstakes.

- Brr.
- They're gone for a week.

Maybe you should give her a break.
You know, forgive, forget.

- A little holiday spirit?
- Yeah, right.

[Gina yells, grunts]

[Justin] Santa?

Well, if it isn't
the bitch who stole Christmas.

- Ow! l think it's broken.
- Well, l hope it was worth it.

Come on.

Why does it always
have to be such a comp...

...competition with you, Gina? God!

Why? Are you serious?

We have been competing ever since
you stole my Electric Youth routine

and won Miss Junior Teen Queens.

l can never win with you.
l guess l should just stop trying.

Well, yeah.

Why don't you come inside?
You need to get some ice on that.

Come on, we got eggnog.

And brandy.

- [Justin] lt's a Christmas miracle!
- [Hilda chuckles]

Well...

...will you give it to him already?

Willie, please. l didn't mean
anything that l said ever.

ln fact, l will never say anything again
if that's what you want!

- Mmm.
- [car alarm beeps]

[yells]

Merry Christmas, Marc.

- Huh? What? This?
- [man] lt's a 2007, fresh off the lot.

lt's Jody Pennette.
Pennette Auto Mall.

Oh...

This is... bigger than my apartment!

Are you trying to buy my silence?

Because that's a definite possibility.

So, l think l found you
your new assistant.

Really? Who?

Well, this might come
as a surprise to you, but it's Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda.

Pretty blonde. Kind of a bitch.
Sits at the big circular desk.

Mmm... Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

l'm serious.

l wouldn't leave if l didn't know
someone was here to protect you.

And tonight Amanda proved
that she can.

You're right... she did.

So, if you're serious
about this, then...

...l guess this is goodbye.

You've earned it.

l don't know what to say.

But, thank you...

...for everything.

l'm very proud of you, Betty.

You know, you've...

You're destined for
bigger things than this.

Wait, so the other gifts,
that wasn't you?

Uh... What other gifts?

Never mind.

- Merry Christmas, Daniel.
- Merry Christmas, Betty.

Sofia, hi.

l just got something to tell you.

You do take my breath away.

You make my heart beat faster.

You make my palms... sweat.

But that doesn't mean
l don't love you.

lt means l do.

You know, sometimes...

...your heart knows
things your mind can't explain.

And my heart doesn't race
for anyone else.

l love you, Sofia.

lt's Daniel, by the way.

Betty! Betty, where are you going?

- [Gina] Use a lighter color...
- [Justin] Mom!

- [Gina] l swear to God!
- All in one movement.

- That is impossible!
- No, it ain't.

- Does this need glitter?
- Absolutely.

Oh, my God! OK, hold on.

- Show me.
- OK, start over here.

- Then you go like...
- Did hell freeze over?

- l still don't understand.
- Start in the middle...

There an easier way to do that?

Well, l was gonna wait
for it to melt, but...

So...

Betty thinks you should
be my new assistant.

Really?

Yep. l do, too.

- [gasps] Really?
- You're more than a pretty face.

Even l know that.

So what do you think?

Can we do this? Work together?

Absolutely. Professionals.

Professionals.

Looks like l missed some party.

[Wilhelmina] Ted LeBeau!

[heartbeat racing]

Hey, mamita. Move your feet.

- So what's eating you?
- Ha-ha.

Hilda, what if l'm 45
and l've still never been on a plane?

lf you want to fly on a plane,
you're going to.

You're a dreamer, Betty.

Now, look at you. You're 22 years old,
you already work at Mode.

You can do anything.

Well... l sure hope you're right...

- ...about everything.
- What is that? Let me see.

Oh. [chuckling]
Walter loves you so much, Betty.

l wish you could
appreciate that a little more.

l do.

l just want to know for sure.

You know, like...

...like when your heart races
and your palms sweat?

Have you been drinking the
Herbalux Extreme Energy Tea?

[doorbell rings]

That's probably Walter.

- Ho, ho, ho!
- Hey, Walter. Merry Christmas.

Hey, how come your Christmas lights
spell ''Hilda Sucks?''

Don't ask.

- So, you ready for your last present?
- Huh?

- Ta-da!
- Walter! You? You've been...

Yeah, well, Daniel helped me sneak
the other presents into the office.

l wanted it to be a surprise.

- [phone ringing]
- Hmm.

- Hello?
- Hi. ls Betty there?

- Yeah. Who's calling?
- lt's Henry.

Her... friend from work.

Hello? Are you still there?

Yeah. Sorry. Um...

Actually, no, Betty's busy.
Can l take a message?

Yes, please.
Tell her, about the party...

You know what?

l just wanted to let her know
that Rudolph's on tomorrow night.

She can call me,
if she wants to watch it.

You know... together.

Uh... OK. l'll tell her. Thanks. Bye.

[sighs]

l know that you think l don't
get your new life in Manhattan,

but... l want to try.

l... l want to be a part of it.

Thank you.

Ooh! Candy canes! Yummy!

Don't you just love Christmas?

[clock ticking slowly]

[clock ticking rapidly]