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Oh, there was a happy farmer, as horny
as can be, Had three daughters that he
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called his family.
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And a wife who was as pretty as a
farmer's wife can be, She fulfilled his
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barnyard fantasy.
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Now the girls were cute and frilly, as
feisty as lambs, If he hadn't
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been so busy with his own exes.
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to learn them gals at Barnyard
Fantasies.
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They would watch the cows and chickens
with the bulls and cocks.
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Learning how to make a good time stay.
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Cause there's more than hugs and kissing
to rolling in the hay.
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Lots of fun for all in Barnyard
Fantasies.
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Oh my, she's a pretty woman. Look at
that old gal.
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Fred the hired hand who lusted for them
girls.
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One in the panties of all three.
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But before our story's over, he'll have
himself a girl as he lives through all
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his barnyard fantasies.
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Not now, Shep.
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Not in the middle of the day.
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Shit, well, when I get horny, I want
what's mine. Now, we're going to fuck.
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You old goat.
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You never want to fuck when I do.
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Besides, I got pies in the oven. Forget
them pies. I'm putting the meat in the
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oven as soon as I spread your legs.
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That's better. Oh, a little wider.
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Yeah.
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Oh, now stop it.
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Stop it, chap.
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Oh.
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Oh, how can I resist you? That thing is
so... Big and juicy.
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Yeah, there's no need to talk dirty.
Just take this tool and put it where it
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belongs. Hot. Damn, I'm hot and ready
for it.
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Slow down now. Take it slow.
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Sex is like bacon. It all depends on how
well you grease the pan.
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Grease hell. A little spit and patience
is all it takes. Now, here we go.
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Feel good?
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Oh,
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my.
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Life in the old cove, yeah.
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Oh, my.
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Feel good?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my.
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Uh -huh.
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You're a wicked man.
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I guess that's why I love you so much.
Give me some more Puntang. I need it one
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more time.
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Shep, that's enough.
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Ain't never enough.
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I got one more shot at me and then a
piece of pie and back to work.
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Now she up?
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Shit.
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Don't mean nothing.
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I've watched him fuck plenty of times.
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Get out of here, Fred Turner.
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Don't know how to do nothing.
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Always the same way. Him on top.
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everything. You can't learn nothing from
them.
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I suppose you could teach us a thing or
two.
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Now you've done it. You went and spoiled
everything.
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Not quite.
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Okay,
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wise guy.
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It's your turn.
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peeking in at the window. Oh no. Oh
relax.
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They're so innocent they wouldn't know
what's going on.
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That's when you're going to get.
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Oh, his tongue must be bigger than his.
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You complaining about it. You wanted to
get in our pants ever since you got
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here. This is just a warning. If you
ever try to tell Paul you've seen us
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watching them, you're just a dreamer,
Freddie, but you better just keep on
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dreaming, honey, because you ate this
pussy, but you're never going to fuck
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And you fucked this pussy, but you ain't
never going to eat it. And we sucked
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your cock, and next time we're going to
bite it off. Oh.
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We need a sweetheart.
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away from here.
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That's enough.
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Ain't never enough.
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I got one more shot in me and then a
piece of pie and back to work.
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Goddamn pie's probably turned black
anyhow.
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No, it ain't. I set off the oven before
we started.
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You're a wicked man.
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I guess that's why I love you so much.
Give me some more poontang. I need it.
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One more time.
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Ready, Butch?
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shoot my load.
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Please. No, no!
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I told you everything would go all right
with everyone.
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I'll check the bar.
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Come quick.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Get out, all of you. Quick, make a run
for it.
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Hey,
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Pat.
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Come on out.
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Look what Butch here caught us. Three
little fillies. Who are you?
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Does that matter?
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That's the one I want to take on.
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What does he mean?
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What's he going to do?
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Get him out on the lawn.
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Get him out.
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Get the old folks out here.
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What are you going to do?
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Just have a little fun. That's all. Just
have a little fun.
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Okay. Just do what I say and nobody gets
hurt. All right? We're going to have a
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little fun.
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We're going to take you sweeties for a
little ride across the state line.
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And that's all there is to it. Whatever
he says. They just escaped from the
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state farm.
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Convicts? That ain't a nice word.
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Just call us underprivileged. Yeah, we
didn't have a happy childhood like you
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kids. Yeah, we didn't get a chance to
play no games.
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So now we're making up for it now.
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Oh, I'm scared.
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Ain't nothing to be scared of. We're
going to play nice, like you did down at
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that pond.
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What are you talking about, Beth?
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Nothing, Mom.
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Honest. It was nude swimming, you know.
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Skinny dipping?
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Yeah, can I dip into some of that skin?
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No, you can't.
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Never say no to it, Desperado. We're
just going to play a few games.
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So let's play Simon Says.
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God damn!
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You wanted to play the game so much.
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Why don't you go ahead and be the
leader?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Simon Says, all you guys, take off your
pants.
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And Simon says, all you girls, get on
your knees. Yeah, come on you girls, get
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on your knees and suck our cocks. Yeah,
suck our cocks.
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You heard me? Suck that cock.
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They can't.
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You didn't say Simon says.
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Yeah, Simon says suck all our cocks. Or
else Simon gonna tell Butch Day to blow
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your brains out. Get on it, girl.
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Spread your legs for action. Come on.
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hands and knees.
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Come on. Simon says on your hands and
knees.
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And bark like the dogs you are.
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Bark.
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Bark. Bark.
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Now Simon says on your hands and knees
and we'll fuck them up to shit.
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Hey, wait where you are.
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Fred, we better call the sheriff right
away.
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I told you I'd get even.
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Nobody humiliates Fred Turner and gets
away with it.
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Fred, what in God's name are you doing?
Shut up!
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Fred, have you gone crazy? These guys
are escape convicts. Keep them covered.
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I'll get the rope and we'll tie them up.
Just give me the gun.
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You too, Shep.
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I've hated you all so long, this is
gonna be a pleasure.
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Shep, I want you to fuck Martha.
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Excuse me, Simon says you gotta fuck
Martha.
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She spends half the time watching you
fucking the old lady. She wants you to
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know what it feels like.
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fake it, shit. You better get your rocks
off.
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And you keep at it until you shoot.
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I can see that you can shit your load
with your baby girl.
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Because if you don't, I'm going to blow
your brains out. And Kate's too, if she
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don't make me cum.
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How's it cocksucker, Kate?
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But I'll forgive you.
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Beth, get over here and lick the crumb
off your mother's face.
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No. No.
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It's not what Simon says anymore.
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It's Fred said.
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what you do to your mommy?
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That's it.
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Eat your mommy's pussy.
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That's a good girl. Oh, that's a good
girl.
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Your mommy loves that.
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I can believe that.
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That's it. Keep sucking on her titties.
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Keep going.
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You too. Come on. I want to see some
action here. Let's go, girl.
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All right, Martha.
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Climb up and sit on your mother's face.
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Come on, let's move.
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Do it.
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Now.
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I don't want to hear no bawling.
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Just do what I say.
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Come on.
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That's it. Now eat out your daughter.
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That's a good.
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Good, Mommy, you are.
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And you have your pretty, pretty, pretty
little daughters all sucking and
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stealing your tits.
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Doesn't that feel good, Mama?
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Hmm?
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That's not good.
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Good girl.
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That's the way to do it.
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Keep it up.
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That's it.
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Get that tongue in there, Mama.
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Good.
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That's the way.
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You keep sucking your mama's cunt too,
bitch.
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I'm watching you.
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That's it.
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All right.
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Way to go.
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You guys can get in on this. Enter your
bladders on these bitches.
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You're calling the shots, friend.
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I had to take a leak anyway.
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You trippies.
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You bitches.
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I'll get even for this.
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I'll get even with you.
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I swear I'll get even.
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I'll get you all for this.
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You fucking cunts.
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Stop. Stop.
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You ate this pussy, but you're never
going to fuck it. You fucked this pussy,
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but you ain't never going to eat it. We
set you a cause, but next time we're
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going to bite it off.
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Covered with pee -pee.
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Well, why don't we just clean him up a
little bit, honey?
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