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Previously on I Kissed A Girl...
Oh!

..three new arrivals
rock the Masseria...

Kayleigh is my usual type.

This is about to get sticky.

I do want to have a chat with
Kayleigh.

Go and play sexy with her.
Are you for real?

Ebony's not getting in my bed
tonight.

..and everyone began to
wonder about new possibilities.

When you walked in, I was like,
"Now my experience has started."

Unlucky in love Faye
set her sights on Almayra...

I need to have a sleepover.
With me? 100%.

..but she wasn't the only one.

I'm definitely attracted to you.

I feel basically the exact same.

I just want to get to know
both of you.

Oh, I didn't see that coming.

And when Dannii sprung a surprise...

Playtime is over.

It's time for your very first
kiss-off.

..Almayra was left
with a huge kiss-off decision.

The girl left unkissed will be
leaving the Masseria.

Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

I feel like when I'm around Faye,

we have a really strong
emotional connection,

whereas with Nikita,

there's that flirtatious energy.

It's a lot to think about.

# It's like a change of
gravity that I'm unable

# To hold on to the things
I learnt, things I knew... #

I'm really hoping that it's not me
that goes home.

I really hope that I do get to stay
and I fall in love.

I want to fall in love
and build a romantic connection.

That's why I'm here.

It is scary to
think about going home.

Neither of us really know
who she's going to pick.

All I know is that
I've tried my best in here.

There's nothing else you can do.

Almayra...

..reveal the name of the girl...

..you want to kiss...

..now.

Nikita.

# I'm comin' home tonight

# It's been a long road
to say goodbye

# And now I know
that I can't be broken

# I finally found the love... #

That was a really intense
decision to make.

Yeah.

What did it come down to?

She loves me.
Yeah, look at each other!

Just her flirtatiousness.
But also, like,

she does make me feel seen
when she's talking to me.

Like, she's very invested.

So, flirty Nikita...

..how are you feeling?

I mean, I'm happy.

I think we've got a lot
of things to talk about,

and I'm really excited
to get to know you better.

And, yeah.

Well, Nikita and Almayra,

head on over there.

Gorgeous Faye, how are you feeling?

I'm OK. What's meant for me
won't pass me by,

so that wasn't meant for me,
and that's fine.

I'm at peace with that.

I do hope that's
genuine from Nikita.

That's all I'll... Yeah.

What have you learnt
in the Masseria?

I've learnt how to accept
love platonically again.

I've never felt as loved as I have
in here from a bunch of friends.

You're very loved here.

Yeah, I know.

And I know you'll be very missed.

I want you to feel all the love.

So, girls, come on, bring it in.

Oh, come here.

I feel very, very emotional.

She was my match.

It's just such a shame
that it didn't work out.

There's so much love there.

And I will never, ever
forget my time with that girl.

Being in here with 12 other
gay people has literally just

been the best time of my life.

I feel alive, and I've never felt
more myself, ever.

Faye, there's a glass of prosecco
waiting with your name on it.

She just brings this really,
like, fun, light-hearted energy.

She's definitely going to
be missed.

I've learned a lot about myself
from other people in here,

how they see me.

I've learned that people
do care and want to listen

and learn about me.

I'm quite proud of myself, actually.

I've got Dannii Minogue,
I win!

I've never met anyone like her
ever in my life.

She's so special.

Oh, I just love her so much.

And I am gutted that she's gone.

So that's farewell to Faye.

And she may be the first
to leave the Masseria,

but she won't be forgotten
in a hurry.

How does everyone feel about
tonight? I'm just, like, cut up.

Came in together, and, obviously,
didn't handle the first day

as I should have, and then have
felt a bit of guilt towards that.

And I know we got it sorted,

but, like, then as soon as
you see someone, like,

standing on their own,
you just think,

"Oh, my God, that's my fault."

She's just going to be so missed.
Yeah. Like, that big loud laugh.

100%. Oh, my God.

I actually just can't imagine,
like, getting up in the morning

and her not, like, breaking
out into a dance of some sort. Yeah.

Yeah, it's going to be awful.

But... But someone had to go.

Like, someone did have to go.

We knew someone was going to go
home, and it's happened, and it's

so sad, and it was inevitably going
to be sad, do you know what I mean?

Faye did make that comment, like,
"I hope it's genuine from Nikita."

Like, I do feel like we have such
a strong connection.

Um, and, like...

Yeah, I'm just...

Like, I'm just excited to see
where it goes.

When Almayra said my name,
I was obviously really happy.

I think she's really interesting.

And there's also that physical
attraction there, which is

really fun. Like, it's, like,
fun and flirty,

but we also have, like, deep chats
at the same time.

So it's, like, a nice best of both
worlds mix we've got going on.

# You got me blushing
I'm in full bloom

# You say they don't make 'em
like me no more... #

After an emotional night,
it's a Masseria first -

six new couples cosying up
for some well-earned kip.

Night-night. Night-night.

With Nikita, we've only touched
the tip of the iceberg,

but she is someone that listens
to me, asks the right questions.

I see a lot of potential
within that.

So I am happy.

# Tell me I look beautiful
underneath the stars

# Head on your chest... #

Buona notte, divas.

Morning!

Morning! Morning!

Morning.

How's everyone feeling
after last night?

Yeah, I can't even lie.
I feel like...

..you make me, like,
all shy and giddy. I'm like...

So, yeah, I'm just excited
to see where this goes

and explore it some more.

What about you guys?

No, I'm feeling good. I'm happy.

It was really scary to go up there

and, like, speak about how I feel.

But I did it.

I'm happy Imogen picked me.

But, obviously, yeah, I do still

want to have a chat with Kayleigh.

I don't think Imogen's
going to like that.

I don't want to see her cry.

So I'm kind of struggling to

work out how I feel and what to do.

Do you know what I mean?

Elisha, Elise, how does it finally
feel to share a bed?

It was a long time coming, I think.

So, who else will be pushing
the beds together?

It's still very early days.
That's the thing.

It's still very early days, do you
know what I mean?

Like, we don't know each other
that well yet.

I think when I kissed Blessing,
it was nice,

but I didn't feel that...

The little tingles that I usually
feel when I'm, like, you know,

lusting after somebody,
which made me a bit concerned.

Who's ready to
start the day? Carpe diem.

Carpe diem. Seize the day!
Let's go! Seize the day!

CHEERING

Oh, yes.

Me and my little taco boxers.

Got to love life
when you've got taco boxers, man.

Absolutely. And in this Masseria,

it's Taco Tuesday every day.

And the perks around here
just keep on coming.

Hey, darling.

I made you iced coffee, but...

I had a sip.

What's it saying?
Is Ashlea trying to kill me?

Then I was like,
"At least she made the effort."

Oh, and it looks like Ebony's not
afraid to put in some elbow grease

with Kayleigh in front
of her match Tyra.

Do you know when you sit
directly across from someone when

there's a table in front of yous,
and the sexual tension is so deep?

Yeah. But yous aren't talking about
sex, it's the eye contact

and yous are both saying... The eye
contact is everything for me.

"..I'm going to rip your
throat off"? Yeah.

I quite like the teasing, like while
we're still in public. Yeah. Yeah.

Ever so slightly, it's like
not too much, but little things.

Like little subtle touches.
A little under the table,

like, just, you know... A little
thigh rub. Nothing too much,

but then I'm just like, "OK, like,
I love socialising,

"but, like, let's go home."
Yeah. I'm the exact same way.

Has anyone ever fucked in a toilet?

I have. Yeah. No? No.

I've fucked in a car.
I've done a car, yeah.

Fucking in a car is, like, one of my
fantasies. It's so hot.

I think Kayleigh's an absolute
blinder of a lass.

We do have a bit of eye contact.

Oh, God.

She is me usual type.

I can't get away from it.

Yeah, I do fancy her.

I don't know what's going
to happen,

but I don't want to have
any regrets in here.

Yeah.

Oh, they don't call this
the Messy Masseria for nothing.

When I deep it...

I don't think you need to stress.

But how are you feeling with Ebs?

Um, I'm happy and we really get on.

But I feel like her and Kayleigh
have got loads

of the same things in common.

And they do really, really get on.
And then, like, yesterday,

I was like, "Oh, it's just friends."

It's probably hurting you more
and more each day,

because each day, you're getting
closer and closer. Yeah.

I do feel really comfortable
with Ebony now,

but she still hasn't had this
conversation with

Kayleigh that she so, like,
desperately wanted to have.

I don't really know how to,

like, take the fact that
they've not spoken.

Like, am I just waiting around for
you to speak to her and then

decide that you do, like, have some
sort of connection with her?

I'm just scared of getting hurt.

I think definitely speak to her.

I feel like it took Kayleigh
coming in and Ebs having some,

like, interest in her
for me to be like,

"OK, shit, it isn't just,
like, a bit of fun."

Do you know what I mean?
You do like the girl? Yeah.

So, like, now I'm thinking, like...

"..Someone needs to come in
and fancy me."

So that it gives her, like,
a fucking kick up the arse.

# And in a room full of people
I look for you

# Would you avoid me
or would you look for me too? #

I don't know how I'm going to go
back to being with all my straight

friends, to be honest, after this.

Yeah, I love
being around queer women.

I always find it hard to talk
to my straight friends about

gay stuff, but I have
so many gay friends that

I talk to about it, so I don't
feel the need to.

Do you know what I mean?
I don't have any gay friends.

I literally am known as Elise
The Lesbian, like...

That's not cute. But that's not you.
That's not! That's not! That's not!

No, but like... No, but like...

It's like my last name is
The Lesbian.

So it's Elise The Lesbian.

Yeah, that's not, that's not...
But then I think that's the least

interesting thing about you. Yeah.

And you're so much
more layered than that.

Too right. Us queer girlies have
more layers than a rainbow cake.

And up on the terrace,
Ashlea and Renee

have had a taste of the top layer

and are ready to get under
the surface of their new match.

I haven't seen your
feet, man. Huh?

Actually, I haven't seen your feet,
Ashlea. Shut up. No, don't. No.

Let's not be whacking these out.
Bro, your feet are so nice.

Like...
No, don't whack out them.

Bro, you can
back out your toes any time.

You're so funny, honestly.

All I've got to say about you
is good things. Same.

Do you know what I mean?
The small time that we've been here,

like, yeah, the love I've
grown for you is mad.

Do you know what I mean?
You just get me, like... Yeah.

We have a lot in common in terms
of our personality.

And I've gone with someone who
I have an emotional connection with.

Kayleigh is fit, I fancy her,
but, like, at the end of the day,

we haven't got a connection.

Whereas, like, between me and you,
like, we always... I don't have to

second guess... Yeah, I don't have
to second guess you

and how you're feeling about me
and how I feel about you. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

I've been so, like,
focused in my whole life of being,

like, "You have to fit in this
box of being my type."

But in here, it's just a different
ballgame.

With me and Renee, you know,
her not being my initial, like,

normal type, I have, like,
clicked with her.

It would be stupid to kind of
ignore that.

You're actually a beautiful woman.
Do you know what I mean?

Vice versa, like, literally,
I think... Yeah.

And you kissed me nice.
Like, honestly, that was a nice...

Your lips were fucking
buttered up, man. Yeah, man.

Like, we very much were having
a great time.

Like, literally.
That kiss was good.

While Ashlea and Renee's chemistry
starts to fizz,

in the bedroom, Lindsey's connection
with Blessing

is starting to feel a little flat.

How are you? Happy about how
the kiss-off went, cos obviously

it's good that we're coupled up,
especially now.

What about you?

I just feel like at the moment,
I feel like there's, like,

an emotional connection,
but there's not, like, a sexual...

I don't feel like a sexual
connection. With me?

Yeah. That's fine. Yeah.

But it's not like,
"Oh, no, dead it,"

or anything like that.
It's just more so like...

Just waiting for it? Yeah.

I don't feel like,
"Oh, we're in a couple now,

"so we are together."
You know? So, like, it's...

Yeah, I've never...
Do you know what I mean?

I hope I've never made you feel that
way. No, you haven't at all.

OK, good. No, you haven't.

I've been feeling
a bit in my head at the moment.

In past relationships,

I've definitely looked for issues
where there wasn't any,

and I kind of almost anticipate
bad things to happen.

And if they don't,
I kind of do them myself.

Obviously, that's not healthy
when it comes to relationships.

I don't want people to be
second-guessing themselves,

thinking they're doing anything
wrong when it's a me thing.

I don't want to just enter
a relationship for the sake

of being, like, comforted.

You know what I mean?
Like, we know how love feels.

If it doesn't feel like that,
then it's not love. Yeah.

That ain't showing, so...
Yeah.

That's what I'm looking for.
Perfect.

Um... Me, too. Yeah.

Lindsey is my type, I'm not going to
lie. She is my type.

She's absolutely gorgeous.

But I appreciate honesty.

I don't like beating
around the bush.

I could sense that there was
a shift.

But we did gravitate
towards each other for a reason.

And I love a good challenge.

And that's not the only
hurdle today.

Can Ebony walk past Kayleigh
without giving her the eye?

Oh, shit, yeah.

Didn't think so.

I think that's the biggest question
mark situation in here.

Yeah. Imogen's definitely,
like, locked in.

I'm not getting any vibes that
they're on the same page.

I do feel like Imogen
doesn't know that.

I like how you're dead affectionate,
cos I need that.

But I feel like it's all me.

Obviously, it's reciprocated when
I do. Yeah.

But, like, I feel like it's
always me, like, coming up to you

and giving you a cuddle and, like,
giving you a kiss.

Which I don't mind.

Well, obviously, you do. Otherwise,
you wouldn't be mentioning it.

It's always me that
wants to give her a cuddle

and wants to give her a kiss.

And it's not really, like,
the nicest feeling in the world.

I'd be lying if I said that, like,
I wasn't arsed about it.

While Imogen craves some more
physical touch,

Nikita and Almayra are still trying
to align on their love languages.

Deep breaths, girls.

Out to express...

You look nice. Thank you.

..and in to receive.

So do you. Thank you.

I feel like I'm happy...
Yeah.

..cos I do fancy you. Yeah.

Like, I'm really
attracted to you, so...

It is really nice to, you know,

finally be in a couple, and I think
we just need to delve

a bit deeper into it.

I want to know now more, more,
more - more about you. Mm-hm.

More, more, more. Go on, hit me with
the questions, cos I'm ready.

You're ready? What's your idea of,
like, the perfect date?

I love jazz bars.
I love that kind of vibe. Love.

Like, romantic. That's in
the evening. Cute.

Yeah, that's in the evening.
So, what about you, then?

Let's move on to you.

Like, something with an activity,
like quad biking or something.

OK. Look at you. You're like,
"Oh, God!"

It is a bit mad, but OK.

From first dates to first kisses,
Elise is feeling all nostalgic.

Aw, this is where our first
kiss was.

It might be all butterflies for
Elisha and Elise, but down by

the pool, Kayleigh's also feeling
the flutters,

but not just for Tyra.

So, how are you feeling?

Me? Yeah.

Yeah, I feel really good, actually.
I feel like...

I think, in the end,
I just went off more...

..sexual attraction.

Who did you fancy, like, initially?

It was probably either Ebony...

Ebony's hot shit.

But also, I think Almayra was,
like, also the initial, like...

Just, yeah.

But I'm very much, like, open...
Yeah. ..to everything.

Everyone is an option.

So, I think... I don't know.
It could get interesting.

Uh-huh. Oh, for sure.

I think with Tyra,

she really intrigues me, but I am

a very sex positive, sexual person,
in general, I would say.

So the options are still open.

I'm just a bit of a curious girl,
to be honest.

What is your typical type?

I'm definitely, like,
attracted to, like,

the black cat energy,
like, dark features, uh...

The what?

I've been called a black cat
many times, but, yeah.

You're like, "Who?"

I'm so happy that Kayleigh saved
her kiss for me.

I'm kind of liking this,
like, building up of tension

and suspenseful
thing we've got going on.

So, yeah, it leaves me
wanting more, you know?

Kayleigh might be leaving Tyra
with an appetite,

but I promise you, no lesbians were
starved in the making of this show.

I want a big fat Chinese.

Wingstop. Oh! And Chinese.

A Wingstop, and then you
just drown everything in ranch.

Yeah. Oh! I feel like I'm getting
horny talking about food.

And cheesy chips.

Cheesy chips are my thing when I've
had a drink after a night out.

Depends what kind of night out
I've had if I eat after.

Or I might just get, like, an
actual, like, big, fat, dirty kebab.

Um... That's really not nice.

Can you stop doing that?

I know, but it's like friction.
Friction burning me arm.

At least I'm honest.

What was that look earlier?

What look?

Kayleigh walked past.

I clocked it.

Obviously she is me type.
Yeah.

Um, I can't really gauge
whether I fancy her or not yet,

because I haven't really...

..had a one-on-one with her yet.
Yeah.

She is me type.

Yeah, she's beautiful.

Ebony's so lovely and does put
everyone before herself,

and I would love for her to
realise that sometimes

she has to put herself first.

It's her experience
in here in the end,

and she doesn't want to come out
and go,

"Oh, I'm so glad I put Imogen's
feelings first

"and didn't have that chat."

Cos you never know, you could be
one chat away from your wife.

Now, we know this lot can
race through

connections like the Queer Olympics.

And there's someone round here
who can help catch their breath.

And today Flavia is about to deliver
some news that will

really make them gasp.

CHEERING

WHISTLING

Did you miss me?
Did you miss me already? Yes.

Yes. How's today?
Sticky.

It's Italy, girl. Yeah, it's a bit
sticky. I don't mind sticky.

That's how you like it.

Never mind. Well, girls,
so this is a note from Dannii.

OK.
She's given it a cheeky kiss.

And, Kayleigh, go for it.

Me? Thank you.
Go for it, girl.

And have fun.

And see you soon.

Bye, girls! Bye! Bye!

Ciao, bella! Yeah!

"Tonight, I've planned something
special for you under the moonlight.

"Get ready for a seductive evening.

"Dress code,
whatever your heart desires.

"Love and kisses, Dannii."

CHEERING

Oh, my God! We get to get glam!

After that cryptic note from Cupid,
I can now reveal that this lot

are heading off to a
chemistry test under the stars.

I don't know whether to be worried
or excited, to be honest.

I'm ready for a little shake-up.
I think, you know,

things need a bit of ruffling.

I feel like being a little
menace tonight.

But not until after a catwalk,
of course.

So all the girlies are
very excited.

I feel that I have some talents
that lie in seduction.

If I can show my seductive
side to Tyra, then...

..all will be grand.

CHEERING

Ah, I was born ready!

Now, call me old-fashioned,

but these apples didn't fall
far from the dance floor, did they?

Wow!

And these disco delights
are guaranteed to tease

and test the taste buds.

What is this?

What has Miss Minogue
got in store for us now?

As if this boat wasn't
already rocking.

Well, on this tempting tree,

every bite comes with
a side of sequins.

And coming in, glam to the core,

is Cupid herself, Mother Minogue.

CHEERING

Perfect!

Oh, my God! Unreal!

Ciao, bella! Ciao, bella!

Dannii is so gorgeous.

I swear to God,
that woman is unreal.

Like, she is AI.
I'm sorry. Like, what?

Like, for real. What?!

Welcome to your first chemistry
test under the stars.

The Tree of Desire.

Tonight, in this enchanting
garden, you can

let your dreams run wild

and discover a world
of opportunities.

On the Tree of Desire are some
deliciously juicy apples.

Each apple holds
a hidden temptation.

It's up to you how you act upon it.

Oh, this is shady.
This is shady!

Shady or juicy?

I think a bit of both.
Yeah, a little bit of both.

A little bit of both.
First up, Elise.

Pick an apple
and read out its hidden temptation.

"Apple of seduction.

"Pick one person to whisper their
kink or fetish into your ear."

Oh, just come up here. Ebony!

LAUGHTER

Where's the popcorn?

Elise's face is like, "Oh, my God!"

I'm suddenly very hot.

Very hot? What does it involve?
No, don't tell me!

Lucky Imogen
is basically all I can say.

Right. Who's next?
Who's feeling peckish?

Kayleigh?

Come and pick an apple.

Oh, I love this one!

Go on, girl! OK.
"Apple of vanity.

"Ask three people to reveal what
they think is the sexiest

"thing about you." Whoa!

I love that!
Oh, amazing!

Make it juicy.

Renee?

It's a bit embarrassing
because I always find,

like, strange things
attractive about people.

But, like, Kayleigh
just has this beautiful,

like, peach fuzz all over her body.

Like, she's got this beautiful
blonde hair just everywhere.

And it's just so sexy.

How can you be insecure
with Renee around?

Yeah.

Great cheer squad here.

Tyra?

Just one?

Ah, good answer!

That was so good!

Hands down, your confidence.
I think that's super attractive.

Ooh! Yeah. Do you feel confident,
most of the time?

Yeah, I do, actually, yeah.

With all these girls to hype me
up every day.

Baddie! Baddie!

Yeah. The last one.
Make it count.

I'm going to ask Almayra.

I find your smile really
attractive. Ding!

There's an intrigue with
Kayleigh. She's so sexy.

Literally, everyone's like,
"Eye candy!"

She loves it.

Look at Almayra,
she's coming out tonight, honey.

That was a cheeky comment from her.

We do get on really well.

And she has got a lethal face card.

See if you can find something juicy.

"Apple of secrets.

"Tell everyone to shut their eyes
and squeeze

"the shoulder of the person
you fancy the most

"outside of your couple." Ooh!

True desire.

It's getting fiery.

That was a hot lap.

Any guesses?

I'm flattered, cos she's
gorgeous, and I feel like me

and Imogen just secretly
fancy each other.

And, yeah,
I'm not mad that she picked me.

Ebony.

Ooh!

You look ready to cause havoc.

"Apple of honesty.

"Reveal two people you think would
be better suited to one another."

Oh! Messy!

Blessing and Nikita. They look like
they'd look good together.

Blessing, what do you think?

I mean, I've always thought Nikita
was very attractive.

Not going to lie about it, so...

Nikita's a beautiful,
beautiful girl,

and, yeah, it's definitely
opened my mind to new possibilities.

I'm just having a look.

She's choosing the juiciest apple.

"Apple of honesty.

"Reveal which couple you think's
chemistry is fizzling."

Oh. That is savage!

Oh!

That is shady.

Are you ready to be honest?

Ashlea and Renee.

All I have to say is, me and Ashlea
have spent the night

in a bed together. Some couples
haven't even done that, so...

Oh! I'm just saying.
I'm just saying!

Oh, my God, the shade,
the shade! But no shade.

I kind of understand, because,
of course, sparks weren't flying

when me and Ashlea met
in a romantic sense.

But when you really look at it,
me and Ashlea actually have

committed more to exploring
each other more than other people.

We've shown how much
we care about each other.

Oh, I love this.
That one was rough.

Oh, gosh.

This one, yeah? Yeah.
Oh, my God!

Here we go!

OK, Renee, it's going to be
you next!

She's ready!

She's ready to go!

Oh, my God. Woo! No!

Don't smack it!

"Apple of power.

"Pick two people who aren't in a
couple to kiss."

Ooh. Ooh.

Oh, I feel like

Lindsey and Almayra should kiss.

Ooh. Here we go. Yeah.

I feel like they should try to see
if they have chemistry.

Right.

Lindsey and Almayra,
do you want to come down here?

The chemistry test is to make
people open their eyes to

things they never
thought they could pursue.

I wasn't sure what was going
to happen,

but I didn't want to play it safe.

They want to kiss for real.
They want to kiss.

I think Almayra is so hot.
She's just tasty.

She's a tasty girl.

What can I say?
Mummy wanted a snack.

How do you feel about the kiss?

It was a nice kiss.
It was a nice kiss, yeah.

Everyone's free to explore.

Me and Lindsey have said we're open.
Yeah.

So, and obviously, Lindsey's
been saying

she wants someone taller, so...

Aw!

Honestly, the kiss wasn't long
enough for me to see

if there's something more there.

Um...

Yeah, that's all
I really have to say.

This evening has been
very revealing.

Very telling.

But the night's still young.

And Mother's got one final
apple. Oh, I knew it, I knew it,

I knew it, I knew it.
What is going on?

This one holds some real crunch.

Who wants to come and pick it?
Me, me, me!

Lindsey, come and pick
the juicy apple.

Reveal the final temptation.

"Apple of temptation.

"A new arrival!"

CHEERING

Welcome your new arrival
to the Masseria.

Right, let's do this.

I feel like the sexiest people
always turn up late to a party,

so when I step in,
heads are going to turn.

My name's Pippa. I am a bit of
a slaggy golden retriever.

Love a cuddle.

Would say I'm quite cute,
but then I do like to

be a bit cheeky on a night out.

I make it quite clear
if I fancy someone,

I'll just kind of go up to them
and put it on them.

I'm just excited that
I get to go in,

and I can ruffle a few feathers,
see if there's any

girls up for a sexy masc.

I said I wasn't going to sound
fucking cocky.

Hey, guys!

Hey!

Hi Dannii! Hi!

How's your game been, guys?

Oh, spicy! Awesome.

Welcome to the Masseria, Pippa.
Thank you. Excited to be here.

These girls have enjoyed
picking their snacks.

I'll leave you, Pippa,
to think about picking yours.

Woo! Hi, welcome to the family.

My head has just fell off.

I think my head's actually gone.

Obviously, I am very
attracted to Pippa.

I've literally said,
"A slicked-back blonde bun."

And they've walked in with
a slicked-back blond bun.

All right, ciao, everyone!

Bye, Dannii!

Well, that chemistry test delivered
more juice than my last group chat.

And that was juicy.

And where are you from?

I'm from Hertfordshire.

Hertfordshire. Like St Albans.
Yeah. Just north of London.

Nice. Yeah.

Why, what about you two?
Manchester. Manchester!

Love that.

Fucking Newcastle.
Howay, man! Fucking go on.

As soon as Pippa has
walked in, obviously my type,

Ebony was, like, all over
me like a rash.

Like, it upsets me that, like,

I've been asking Ebony to be more
affectionate with me, and she's not.

And then as soon as maybe
she feels a little bit threatened,

she wants to be all over me.
Like, I don't want that.

You should have done that anyway.

Like, it shouldn't take somebody
else coming in for you to,

like, want to be all over me.

Let's do a cheers to
the newbie, Pippa.

Cheers, Pippa! Cheers!

Before we start, I would just like
to ask your pronouns.

Their, they, them.
So I'm nonbinary.

Wow, that's it.

If you can't tell from the vibe.

Yeah, but honestly,
I'm so chill with it.

Like, if someone makes an effort,
like that means so much to me.

And that's all I can ask.

Like, if you've not met
someone nonbinary,

and that's not part of your
vocabulary, it's so hard to adjust.

So I completely understand that,
and, like, that's so fine.

I like that. Are we allowed to ask
you, like, straight-up questions?

Like, "Rrrr!" Like, what your type
is and things like that,

cos we're itching, aren't we?
Yeah, what's your type?

I do normally go for just,
well, fems that are, like,

normally shorter than me,
but that's about it.

Pippa, who caught your eye?
Like, who's...

Who caught my eye? Who are you
feeling? We normally ask who

your top three is. Yeah.

I'm just going to say you four,
all sat there.

Honestly, but also can I say,
everyone here is beautiful.

Pippa, Pippa, Pippa...
They are...

..oozing, oozing confidence.

Pippa was looking at Elisha a bit
more than I'd want them to,

but I think that Pippa's going to
fit in lovely.

They seem glorious.

Pippa is looking at you,
and I tell you now, darling,

like, I love you to bits.

But, and I say it cos I do...
Stop. What?

I don't like it. All right.
Just say, "I like you."

All right. I like you to bits.
Yeah, that sounds brilliant. Yeah.

I like you to bits, but
the minute Pippa walked in,

Pippa was looking at you.

The minute you walked in, to me,
I was looking at you.

Like, I get it. Your glow, your
instant attraction, so...

I get it. Like, it's not nice.

Do you know what I mean?
Like, I get it.

If someone came in and, like, said,
"Oh, Elise, top three," I get it.

It's not nice. But I trust you.

I just know, right this second,
Elise is shitting herself.

I can see it.

Pippa did say I was in the top four
that they would like to get to know.

I don't really find jealousy
attractive in a partner.

To some extent, yes, it's
nice to know that, like, you know,

you're wanted. But from my point
of view,

I took that as in that
she didn't trust me.

I've said since the start that
I feel like

there's more chance of me
winning the lottery than someone

walking in that I'm going to
fancy more than you.

But in the same breath, we are here.

Like, I'm going to have to give
them the time of day.

But I'm telling you now...

..I fancy you, you are my priority.

Do you know what I mean?
I appreciate that.

I don't want all that bitter...
Like this is...

We're in Italy, you know,
it's good vibes.

I don't want us to be that couple
where you're, like,

feeling jealous. Because to me,

that comes across to me
as if you don't trust me.

And, like, I feel like I hope
that I've done everything

in my power to make you feel
that I want you and no-one else.

I apologise.

Do you accept my apology?

Please.

Newbie Pippa might have only
been in the Mazzie five minutes,

but someone's not wasting any time
making their first impression.

Hi, my name's Imogen.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

So you're a Manchester girl? I am.

Love that.

If I didn't live in London,
I'd live in Manchester.

You've got really pretty eyes.
Oh, thank you.

Do you like the green eyes?
Is that your favourite colour?

My favourite colour's pink.
Favourite colour of eyes?

Yeah, green or blue.
They're the most unique. Mm.

Like, I think it's like 2%.
Yeah, see, mine are boring.

Are they, like, brown?

Yeah, hazel.

Yeah, hazel brown. Same thing, no?
No. No?

Hazel has like a little bit of
green. Hazel's a little bit

more unique. Yeah. I like them,
though. They're sexy. Thank you.

I thought you were with...

Um, no, so we're like...

We've been going good.
Like, I know her from

outside of here. Oh.

She's not typically my type.

Why not? What is your type?

A blonde slicked-back bun.

That's literally what
I said coming in.

I was like, a blonde slicked-back
bun, so... OK.

Everyone... Right. Yeah. Yeah.

I kind of just thought you were,
like, fully wifed off.

That was the energy it was giving.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Like, you two were literally,
like, hand-in-hand

and then sat in the corner.

So I was like, "Oh, they're like,
proper, like, day one."

Why, what is it?
No. No, no, no.

We're open.

Like, she...
We've both said that we're open.

And then you came in,
and then she got a bit like...

"I wanted to touch you."
Bit of a like...?

What is it? Marking her territory?

Maybe. Aw.
Potentially, yeah.

Fair enough. I don't know.

Do you not like that
a little bit? Mmm.

Not really, cos, like, you should
have been doing that beforehand.

Do you know what I mean?
Oh, right.

Yeah. So now she's only doing
it cos

a sexy blonde masc
entered the Masseria.

I'm not saying anything.

Aw.

What's that face?

Anyway.

Anyway, well...

I wasn't in your top
however many anyway.

You've picked everyone but me, so...

That was because
you were sat in the corner,

so I couldn't actually see you.

You were.

I thought you were wifed off
and that you didn't give a fuck.

And now that I'm sat here looking at
you, I'm like, "Oh, no,

"you're very sexy."

I know. And you're my type - little,
sexy, petite blonde.

As Pippa soaks in a very flirty
first impression,

Blessing's feeling the impact of
Lindsey's stray snogging

in the chemistry test.

Right. Right, first of all...

Yeah. ..how are you feeling?

I appreciate that.

Uh, I don't want you to think
that I'm mad at you.

Mm. Or...

..I feel anything negative
towards you.

We're not blind. Mm.
Lindsey's gorgeous.

I obviously found Lindsey
attractive.

You find Lindsey attractive.
Yeah.

She's a gorgeous girl, but
right now I've been seeing you

with Lindsey,
and that's how I've seen it.

So, it doesn't cross my mind to be,

like, entertaining anything
with Lindsey anyways.

Do you know what I'm saying?
I understand that.

She's giving me
little things that's, like,

making me feel like I'm good.

And then at any chance,
she's doing the opposite.

That's what it looks like to me.

And I would just like her to be
honest, because she's being

honest, and then she says something
that doesn't... That contradicts.

And then she goes back and forth.

I just want her to be honest,

cos I've told her the whole time,
"You can be honest."

Yeah, I know. I hear it.

I don't want to put my heart
on the line when I've been...

..shown things that...

..I just don't like.

Lindsey's still a great person.

But at the end of the day,

it's just, like,
a respect thing, really.

It's not easy, like, when someone,
like, makes you feel safe,

and then literally rips it
right underneath you.

How come you're in all black? Cos it
was like supposed to be seductive.

Cos you knew... So I put on
my sexy outfit.

A little matching outfit.
Yeah, exactly.

What's your star sign? Aries.

GASPING
Fire sign!

Yeah, what's yours? Leo.

So I'm also a fire sign.
Oh, OK.

Sorry, how old are you? Do you want
to go out on the deck?

24. 24. Lindsey?
I'm 25.

Oh, an older woman.

The little cougar!

Ooh! Where are we going,
the terrace?

Comfy? Yeah, everyone was chatting.

All right, I'm just asking.

But you two are normally
both fem for fem?

I don't have a type.
OK, yeah, yeah, you're just...

Like, I'm just fem. ..whatever.
And then I like who I like.

So, I feel like since

Pippa walked in, you have
had your hands on me a lot more.

You've been a lot more, like,
all over me, which

I have addressed to you that I don't
think that you do, which is like...

I've had me hands all over you
the whole fucking challenge.

Yep, because I was holding
your hands.

It was like... It was...
I've went to grab your hands

through the challenge.
But, angel, angel, I'm like...

It's... It's... I felt personally,
like, since

Pippa walked in, it was like you
wanted to,

like, be all over me,
and you wanted to touch me.

And it's like you're smirking
and it's like

that's just how I'm feeling.
Right, OK.

Obviously it's...
I'm allowed to smirk.

No, I'm not saying you're not,
but it's a valid thing

to do for somebody to walk in...

Yeah, obviously. ..that is
obviously my type. Your type.

But you're going on, like,
as if I don't ever kiss you

or cuddle you or touch you
or anything.

But not as much as you did then.

Do you know what I mean?

It was a fucking hour of being
here for, like, fucking six days.

OK. Yeah, and exactly. In them six
days, the majority of the time,

it's been me coming up to you.

You can't even deny that it's not,
because it has been,

cos I've addressed it.
Right, yeah, fine, and you told me

to not be all over you,
if I wanted to have a conversation

with Kayleigh.
We spoke about this last night.

Right, well, fucking
have the conversation, then.

Eeee. I'm not... I'm not, like...

I don't know what else you want
me to say.

But it's just stupid. We talked
about this last time,

and you literally says,

"Don't be all over us if you want
to have a chat with Kayleigh."

As soon as your type walks in,
it's not all right for me

to fucking put my hands on you?
But it's all right for you to

turn around and go, "Go play footsie
with her, blah, blah, blah."

Why are you bringing that up?
That was fucking time ago.

Because then you're fucking asking
me... Don't shout

Don't... Raise your voice at me.
Raise your voice at me, I dare you.

Eh.

Fucking embarrassing.
You're fucking embarrassing.

Oh, shut up.

Absolute fucking yawn.

Eee.

I've been so calm.

Like, I am such a laid back
person...

..until you push me buttons...

..and then I'm not laid back,
and I'm not calm and I'm not chill.

And I won't stand for disrespect.

Like, it's just pathetic.

Fuck me.

Are you OK? What's happened?

What's happened?

No, I'm actually so sound, everyone.
Oh. What's going on?

Nothing. Just a bit of
lesbian drama.

I'm not worried about
stepping on people's toes.

I can make whatever moves
I want to make.

Some people are
a little bit threatened.

I do love a bit of drama.

That is what I'm here for.

Coming up on I Kissed A Girl...

Woo!

I'm ready for an encore.

Strap in.

Two new arrivals.

Oh! I think I know
who that is on the right.

Whoa! Gag.

Tonight,
you will attend the kiss-off.

Oh! What?!

Tongue is on the floor.
It's a madness.

I was eating you with my eyes.

You wouldn't be cuddling up with me
every night

if you were
so fucking interested in her.

We're in here to form connections.

I'm really shocked that you
slept together.

I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl.

That girl can put it on me.
And you can't withstand it.

Should we kiss?

I feel like you're
taking my kindness for weakness.

I'm spiralling.

Very shady boots. Very shady boots.

You're going to make me cry!

If we can just fucking unclench our
arseholes and have a good time.

Let the lights get low.

Work it!

I'm on the booze and I'm here!
CHEERING

Shady memories!

A little step too far for me.

Keep running! Oh, my God!

Are you looking at my boobs? Yes.

Magic Dyke has entered
the building.

It's time to decide.

Will they commit to a future
outside the Masseria?

Or let each other go?

If you're ready to commit,
then seal it with a kiss now.

# Hold on to me under neon lights

# Take me by the hand into the night

# Yeah, we could be the one

# We could be the one and...

# Get in the car,
let the music start

# Have a little faith,
need to open up

# Yeah, we could be the one

# We could be the one, oh

# Neon nights and we are kissing

# Neon nights and we are kissing

# Neon nights and we are kissing. #