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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:04,170 This is a Cal Vista presentation. 2 00:01:32,639 --> 00:01:35,000 Yeah, we made a beautiful couple. 3 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,980 Yeah, I guess we did. 4 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,660 You know something, honey? 5 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,080 What? 6 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:44,840 I'm still as hot for you as the first time I met you. 7 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:47,340 You're really something else. 8 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:29,840 Oh. 9 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,050 Thank you. 10 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:31,220 Hi. 11 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,760 I love you. 12 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,980 Thanks for everything, babe. 13 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,900 I love you so much, honey. 14 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,860 I love you, too. 15 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:30,540 Remember when we first met? 16 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:34,059 All you kept trying to do was get into my pants. 17 00:08:34,539 --> 00:08:36,679 And all you kept saying is no, no, no. 18 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:38,460 It was hard. 19 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:40,520 It certainly was. 20 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,550 Hey, need any help? 21 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,110 I'd love some. I'm stuck. 22 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:12,389 Here you go. 23 00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:13,390 Ready? 24 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,970 I guess. 25 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:20,070 Here. 26 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:24,470 Let's try again. One, two... Oops. 27 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:29,810 Oh, well, I guess if at first you can't succeed... Give up? I never give up. 28 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:31,690 Here we go. 29 00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:34,540 Thanks. Anytime. 30 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:36,620 Hey, what's your name? 31 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:38,780 Rhonda. What's yours? 32 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:40,260 Tom. Hello. 33 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:42,920 Thank you. 34 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:45,880 Always glad to help out a beautiful woman like yourself. 35 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,260 You're a real charmer. 36 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,560 Well, bye. Gotta go now. 37 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:02,440 Tom, care for some hot chocolate? 38 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,260 Sure. 39 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:26,680 So you're a football player and you're trying to work your way through college? 40 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,760 Among other things. What about yourself? 41 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,780 Oh, I'm just starting to teach grammar school. 42 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:32,980 That's all. 43 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,600 I've led kind of a boring life compared to yours. 44 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:37,480 Oh, maybe I could add a little excitement to you. 45 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,680 I don't even know you. 46 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,300 Well, let me introduce myself. 47 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,960 Hey, what's the matter? Don't you like guys? 48 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,060 No, it's not that. 49 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,960 It's just that I'm not used to this. 50 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,980 Is that what you meant by a boring life? 51 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:55,360 Uh -huh. You see, I intend to save myself for the man I'm going to marry. 52 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:56,840 You don't even fool around? 53 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:01,540 Oh, no. I am going to be pure and untouched for my husband. 54 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 You're very virtuous. 55 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,260 I admire that. 56 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,800 Thanks. 57 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,700 Hey, I don't mind that you don't fool around with other men. 58 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:10,520 I'd really like to see you again. 59 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,500 I'd like to see you. I really would. 60 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,100 I'd better leave. 61 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,900 I didn't even finish shoveling the snow yet and it's getting dark. 62 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,980 Say, why don't you write down your phone number? 63 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,380 Sure. 64 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,619 Please call. 65 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:36,620 I will. 66 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,480 Hey, how are you? 67 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,070 I'm glad you're late. Come on in. 68 00:12:18,210 --> 00:12:19,210 Glad you're late. 69 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:22,770 Only a bitch like you would be climbing walls by now. 70 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:26,130 Well, I just met some potential husband material. 71 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:29,470 So I played the old I'm a virgin act. 72 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:36,570 Why? Why? Because I want the man I marry to respect and admire me. Hey, look, 73 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:39,650 man, enough of this lovey -dovey shit. We came to fuck you, baby, and let's 74 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,650 fuck. 75 00:12:40,839 --> 00:12:43,540 Sit down and make yourselves comfortable. 76 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,760 Oh, I'll be right back. 77 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,260 Nice stuff, eh, baby? 78 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,040 We all went crazy. 79 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:56,539 Hey, you said it. 80 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,260 I want my husband to respect me. 81 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,300 Sure wouldn't go with a chick she didn't put out, you know what I mean? 82 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,920 You know, it could be some fucking dumb sucker she met, you know? 83 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,260 Marry her. 84 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:11,170 Hey, we're still going to come here once a week. 85 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,470 Come and get it, boys, while it's nice and hot. 86 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,220 I thought you would never call. 87 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,280 I was so cold. 88 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:26,380 But I did. 89 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,920 Remember that double date we went on? 90 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,240 Oh, the drive -in. 91 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,660 I'll never forget that night. 92 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,140 I thought you were going to kill me. 93 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:39,260 Yeah. 94 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:43,100 Jim and Vicki were in the back seat, fucking their brains out. 95 00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:44,920 And you wouldn't even let me touch you. 96 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,660 I'll never forget. 97 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:50,230 That night. 98 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:55,930 Oh, Dad. 99 00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,430 More 100 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:16,210 popcorn? 101 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:18,750 No, thank you. Maybe later. 102 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:23,310 Oh, 103 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,150 this movie's great. 104 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:30,510 What do you think of the movie so far? 105 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,710 It's interesting, but I don't understand how that girl can be a virgin. 106 00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:37,750 That must be the tenth guy she's told that to. 107 00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:40,690 Well, no one's fucked her in the left ear yet. 108 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,800 Oh, this movie is really hot. 109 00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:03,000 It's turning me on. 110 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,540 Oh, this movie's turning me on. 111 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:08,420 Yeah, it's turning me on. 112 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,740 It's not turning me on at all. 113 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,220 Come on, honey, relax. 114 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,920 I'm going to turn you on. 115 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,080 Are you relaxed? 116 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:20,700 Oh, no. 117 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200 Come on, baby. 118 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:26,260 You can get into it. I can't. I just can't. 119 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:30,610 Come on, just a little foreplay, honey. Come on. I'm sorry, Tom. I'm just not 120 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,190 ready to give myself to you. 121 00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:35,010 I understand. 122 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:37,470 Want some popcorn? 123 00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:40,090 Yeah. 124 00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:42,650 Oh, baby. 125 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,270 At least those two are having a good time. 126 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:48,850 Yeah. 127 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,770 I'll eat you. 128 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,360 Oh. 129 00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,970 Excuse me for a second. I've got to go to the lady turn. 130 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:52,310 I'll be right back. 131 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:08,330 Oh, baby. 132 00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:10,290 Oh, suck your cock. 133 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:11,910 Oh, 134 00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:16,390 suck that dick. 135 00:25:28,670 --> 00:25:29,670 Hey, 136 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:31,849 come here. 137 00:25:31,850 --> 00:25:32,850 Come here. 138 00:25:33,010 --> 00:25:34,010 Yeah, you, come here. 139 00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:35,590 Want your stone? 140 00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,110 Sure. Come on in. 141 00:25:43,370 --> 00:25:44,370 Here you go. 142 00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:45,930 Take the rest. 143 00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:46,950 Thanks. 144 00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:49,950 Hey, you don't think I'm weird or anything because I'm here by myself, you 145 00:25:50,490 --> 00:25:53,710 Good? My friend said you couldn't make it. 146 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,030 You like these kind of movies? 147 00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:57,850 Yeah. 148 00:25:59,870 --> 00:26:01,890 Put your lips on it. 149 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:37,060 Keep it up. Keep it up. 150 00:27:17,979 --> 00:27:19,980 Is that a sock in your crotch? 151 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,600 You're glad to see me. 152 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,900 Yeah, well, it's a sock. 153 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:26,820 What are you doing? Sock, huh? 154 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,020 Sock. Yeah. 155 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,360 Oh, yeah. 156 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,260 It's not a sock. Yeah. 157 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,240 What's your lips say? 158 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,420 Listen out on me. 159 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,000 Baby. 160 00:31:01,639 --> 00:31:07,480 Keep it up, keep it up baby Keep 161 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:13,740 it up, keep it up baby 162 00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:53,940 Oh. 163 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,460 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 164 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,820 See you later. Hey, wait, what's your name? 165 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:31,740 What's your name? 166 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,460 Hey, get back. What's your name? 167 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:34,900 Hey. 168 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,140 Hey, want 10 bucks or something? Hey, come on, stay. 169 00:33:57,610 --> 00:34:00,010 What took you so long? That time of the month. 170 00:34:00,890 --> 00:34:02,070 Can I have some popcorn? 171 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:08,030 You missed the climax of the movie. I caught it in the parking lot. 172 00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:11,949 Mmm. 173 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:14,290 This popcorn tastes delicious. 174 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:28,000 Jerking off in the popcorn. No wonder it tasted so good. 175 00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:31,100 Yeah, I thought you were going to kill me when you found out. 176 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,600 You're still alive, aren't you? 177 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:34,860 Yeah. 178 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:41,460 But the things you put me through... Like your car breaking down in Lover's 179 00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:43,179 Lane? That was very embarrassing. 180 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,380 Serves you right for trying to take advantage of me. 181 00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:51,360 Well, I might have my bad points, but I remember you the morning after your 182 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,360 bridal shower. 183 00:34:53,230 --> 00:34:55,170 You had the worst hangover? Yeah. 184 00:34:55,850 --> 00:34:58,130 You never did tell me what went on at that party. 185 00:34:58,510 --> 00:34:59,790 And I never will. 186 00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:01,270 Come on, honey. 187 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,490 You can tell me. 188 00:35:03,110 --> 00:35:05,730 All I can say is that it was wild. 189 00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:07,750 Really wild. 190 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:24,340 Haven't given you the big surprise? Big surprise? 191 00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:28,420 Yeah, kind of a last night fling before you tie the knot. Well, what is it? 192 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,580 Surprise! Surprise! 193 00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,220 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 194 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:34,960 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 195 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,419 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 196 00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,420 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 197 00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:37,078 Surprise! 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Surprise! 208 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:40,598 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 209 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,600 Surprise! 210 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:42,980 Surprise! 211 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:45,500 Surprise! 212 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,380 Surprise! 213 00:35:56,490 --> 00:36:02,310 I'd like to propose a farewell toke to our lovely, lovely, 214 00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:04,330 stonehead. 215 00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:08,470 May your husband believe you'll always have been a virgin. 216 00:37:18,910 --> 00:37:19,910 Who's last? 217 00:48:06,299 --> 00:48:09,100 Thank you. 218 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,960 Here comes the bride. 219 00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:29,820 Here comes the bride. 220 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:38,160 Oh, shit! The bride already came! 221 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:47,100 I was never so drunk in my entire life. 222 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,920 And then I... 223 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:52,340 The happiest moments of my life. 224 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,459 Mine too. 225 00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:55,780 I was so nervous. 226 00:49:56,140 --> 00:49:58,500 I was shaking like a leaf. What a day it was. 227 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:03,140 Getting ready to walk up to that preacher, making sure I was perfect for 228 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,140 I don't know how I ever made it. 229 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,160 What's the matter? 230 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,120 God, Rhonda, you're going to make such a beautiful bride. 231 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:36,200 Thanks, Jenny. We'd better hurry. We haven't much time left. 232 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,720 I know. 233 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,800 Are you sure something isn't bothering you? You're acting so strange. 234 00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:45,280 You have such smooth skin. 235 00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,300 So silky and soft. 236 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,260 I love to touch it. 237 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,120 Jenny! Jenny! 238 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,560 What? 239 00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:55,040 I asked you if something was wrong. 240 00:50:55,810 --> 00:50:58,070 No, nothing's wrong. Nothing at all. 241 00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:02,370 You're acting quite peculiar. Are you sure? 242 00:51:03,370 --> 00:51:04,970 Yes, something is wrong. 243 00:51:05,550 --> 00:51:06,870 Do you want to talk about it? 244 00:51:08,230 --> 00:51:09,230 Yes, I would. 245 00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:13,030 What's the matter? 246 00:51:13,610 --> 00:51:18,690 Well, ever since I've known you, I don't know how to say this. 247 00:51:19,050 --> 00:51:20,930 Jenny, come on. Don't be afraid. 248 00:51:21,270 --> 00:51:22,450 You can tell me. 249 00:51:23,110 --> 00:51:24,470 I love you, Rhonda. 250 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:29,620 Oh, Jenny, I had no idea you felt this way. 251 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,500 You're not afraid of me? 252 00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,100 Afraid? 253 00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:34,840 Afraid of love? 254 00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:37,520 It's such a natural thing. 255 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,720 Rhonda, I want to make love to you. 256 00:52:21,319 --> 00:52:23,120 You have magic. 257 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:27,320 You turn me on. You've got magic. 258 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,520 You build me on. You've got magic. 259 00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:33,640 When you turn the... 260 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,580 You turn me on, you got that. 261 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,720 You turn me on, you got that. 262 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,940 When you turn your feet, you got that. 263 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,840 You've got magic. 264 00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,900 You've got magic. 265 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,960 Boy, you turn me on. You turn me on. Magic. 266 00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:39,080 You've got magic. 267 00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:41,160 You've got magic. 268 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,480 You got me. 269 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,940 Oh my god! 270 01:01:15,210 --> 01:01:16,250 This is really nice. 271 01:01:16,570 --> 01:01:19,550 Yes, this is a nice room, isn't it? Allow me to show you the room. 272 01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:21,470 This is the bed. 273 01:01:24,470 --> 01:01:25,490 This is the closet. 274 01:01:28,710 --> 01:01:33,130 And this is the bathroom. Ah, yes, the most important room of all. 275 01:01:34,030 --> 01:01:36,130 Get ready for me, honey. I'll be out in a second. 276 01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:39,950 Cheapskate. 277 01:01:41,810 --> 01:01:43,910 Oh, I'm sorry he didn't give you a tip. 278 01:01:44,490 --> 01:01:46,310 Oh, that's all right, ma 'am. It's not your fault. 279 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:49,070 He's so nervous, he probably forgot. 280 01:01:49,850 --> 01:01:51,850 I wish there was something I could do. 281 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,250 There is. 282 01:01:53,430 --> 01:01:56,130 Oh, sweet, but we like to be alone. 283 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,710 I think. 284 01:02:33,870 --> 01:02:35,450 Honey, I'm almost ready. 285 01:02:35,810 --> 01:02:37,010 I'm getting ready. 286 01:03:06,359 --> 01:03:08,960 Honey, I'm coming out. Are you ready for me? 287 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,600 Oh, shit. 288 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:11,840 Get in there. 289 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:19,920 Here I come. 290 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,820 Oh, babe, I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time. 291 01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:27,560 Me too, honey. 292 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,480 Oh, honey, that's nice. 293 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:10,740 Oh, honey. 294 01:06:18,009 --> 01:06:19,610 Oh, God. 295 01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:22,110 It feels so warm. 296 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:24,160 I'm going to try my damn best to make this one hell of a night to remember. 297 01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:29,820 Please, Tom, just be gentle and go slowly. 298 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:35,100 I'll try to be gentle and slow and... 299 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:37,300 It hurts. 300 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,939 Relax. It'll only hurt for a second. 301 01:09:20,889 --> 01:09:22,170 Oh, God. 302 01:09:23,930 --> 01:09:28,149 Does it still hurt? Oh, no. 303 01:09:28,890 --> 01:09:31,590 Just keep doing that nice and slow. 304 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,780 Feel good, baby? Oh, yeah, honey. 305 01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:12,980 Good. 306 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,520 Oh, baby. 307 01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:21,040 Oh, you're so nice and tight. 308 01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:23,880 I want to come inside you. 309 01:11:20,430 --> 01:11:23,770 I feel the warmth of your seminal fluid all over my body. 310 01:11:35,790 --> 01:11:38,910 Oh, I'm coming, baby. 311 01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:39,320 Thanks, honey, for saving your virginity for our wedding night. 312 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,860 I did it all for you, honey. 313 01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:44,580 Well, it's getting late. 314 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,240 Let's go to sleep. I've got to go to work tomorrow. 315 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,860 And I have so many things to do. 316 01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:52,040 First, I have to go to the butcher's. 317 01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:55,900 And then the plumber will be here at 10, so I have to be back by then. 318 01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:58,060 And the milkman, I almost forgot. 319 01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:01,020 He'll be here to get paid just after you leave tomorrow. 320 01:13:01,470 --> 01:13:05,510 Oh, yes. Then I've got to walk the dog with Mr. K around one o 'clock. 321 01:13:07,430 --> 01:13:09,790 I'm so glad you never fool around with other men. 322 01:13:10,670 --> 01:13:12,350 You're my only man, honey. 323 01:13:13,030 --> 01:13:13,929 Oh, no. 324 01:13:13,930 --> 01:13:15,450 I forgot my dentist appointment. 325 01:13:15,870 --> 01:13:17,590 How am I going to squeeze them all in? 326 01:13:18,110 --> 01:13:19,110 You'll do it. 327 01:13:19,290 --> 01:13:20,350 Now get some sleep. 328 01:13:20,870 --> 01:13:21,870 Good night, honey. 21384