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(singer vocalizing)
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(singer vocalizing)
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(traffic whirring)
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- Yo, it's hard 'cause, like,
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you got to pray just to
make it today.
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- Yeah.
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- People don't be understandin'.
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- Right.
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- With your blessed self, girl.
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- Thank you.
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- I'd like to take you
to Bible study.
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- Excuse me.
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- Hey, Shannon. What's going on?
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- You told her where I was at?
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- First of all, I just
wanna say I love your hair.
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- Boy, stop.
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Stop with the lies.
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- Take my membership
(indistinct).
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What you want me to do?
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- Okay. And so? I don't care.
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- What you mean you don't care?
I care.
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I care.
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People look at me like
I ain't about to steal,
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treat me like I got good
credit. At least okay credit.
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And I get to get closer
to God's anointing.
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So if you don't mind,
can I finish?
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- I'ma finish for you, aight?
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Hey girl, how you doing?
I'm Shannon.
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Come over here real quick.
I got something to tell you.
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See that guy right there
that you standing next to?
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That guy got the claps, girl.
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And I ain't talkin'
them hand claps
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like how we do in church, girl.
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I'm talkin' about them claps,
claps, okay?
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Girl 'cause I would hate
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to have to see a clap back,
all right?
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- No!
- Now back to you.
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I don't ever want to
hear my name
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come outta your mouth to her.
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Do you hear me?
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(upbeat music)
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- It's time to fix your
covenant, Shannon.
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It's time to fix your co-
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You better gimme my money!
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Are you gonna gimme my money?!
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Come on, Shakreah!
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What is you doin'? We gotta go!
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- My name is actually Samantha.
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- Samantha?
- [Samantha] Mm-hmm.
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- All right, come on.
We gotta go. Come on.
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- Do you think maybe we
should leave this Bible
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in the car though so
nothing happens to it?
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- Put the Bible in the-
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We will carry the word
everywhere we go.
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- [Samantha] Yes ma'am.
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- Now come on and let's go!
- Mm-hmm.
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But one last thing,
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do you think maybe sometime
soon I could use a bathroom
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or maybe just change my clothes?
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'Cause I've been wearing
these for three days
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and I'm starting to smell
like my armpits.
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- This is your
garment of praise.
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The Lord didn't wear deodorant.
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Now come on. Let's go, Lisa!
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Come on! Where's my money?!
- Okay.
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It's Samantha though.
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My name is Samantha.
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(hip hop music)
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- ... museum, we can
go to the park.
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It's gonna be such a good time.
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- Oh my goodness.
So cute.
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Can I see?
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- [Man] Yeah, it's fine. Yeah.
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- Hi baby. What's her name?
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- Oh, it's a boy.
His name is Aiden.
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- No, that's not
gonna work for me.
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Karen Junior.
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Karen Junior's better.
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- [Man] That is crazy.
- Yes.
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No, it's not. Can I touch?
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- [Man] I would prefer-
- One finger. Just one time.
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Boo!
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- [Man] He's allergic
to skin and-
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- Oh, then I'll do two fingers.
Okay.
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(Karen makes playful noises)
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- [Man] I'm just saying I
don't think that's a good idea.
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(Karen makes playful noises)
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Okay.
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Okay, lady.
- [Karen] Oh, KJ. Yes.
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- Lady, no. It's Aiden.
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(indistinct) like even
numbers, so I'll just wait.
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(Karen makes playful
screaming noises)
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Lady?
- Okay. Okay.
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Do you need a babysitter?
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- Okay, we gotta go.
- Oh, I'll come with you.
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- [Man] Absolutely not.
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- [Karen] You look like
you need some help.
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I'm coming. I'm coming.
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- [Man] No, lady. Wait, lady.
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- [Karen] I got him.
- [Man] What are you doing?
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Stop, lady!
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Lady!
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(Karen laughs)
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Lady?
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Lady! Please stop, lady!
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(car bell rings)
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Oh God.
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AJ? Baby AJ!
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Someone help! Help me!
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Baby AJ!
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(hip hop music)
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- [Dan] Listen to me.
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Relationships are about
sacrificing and compromising.
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Everything can't be your way.
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- One thing? One thing?
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- [Dan] Everything I do
for you day in and day out.
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Are you really trying to tell me
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I don't do anything for you?
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- No, you don't.
- All right, stop it
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'cause now you're just arguing
for the sake of arguing.
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- I'm not happy.
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I am not happy.
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I give you all of my
attention and I'm tired.
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I'm sick and tired, Danny,
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of feeling single in a
relationship.
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- Maybe it's because
you act single.
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This thing goes both ways, Leah.
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Complain about not
getting any attention
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when you don't give it.
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- Danny, I give you
all of my time.
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- No, you don't.
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You sit on your phone
all day scrolling
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and posting pictures of yourself
like some Instagram model.
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- You serious right now?
- Oh my God.
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You don't get it.
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- [Leah] I don't get it. Right.
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- You really don't get it.
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Do you even want to be loved?
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Do you want to be loved?
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- Yes, Danny, I wanna be loved.
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- Well, be the woman that
a man would want to love.
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I'm outta here.
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(slow guitar music)
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- Hey, Leah.
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You seen my wife?
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- She passed away
five years ago.
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- She passed?
- [Leah] Yes. Yes, sir.
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- Oh God.
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So, I'm free?
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I'm free?
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Oh, sweet!
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Hey, no take-backs. You said it.
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I'm out. Woo! Woo!
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I'm out of here. Woo!
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(guitar music)
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- God, I thought you said
he was the one.
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I prayed so hard for him.
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What am I doing wrong?
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All right, God.
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I'm gonna test you.
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Give me a guy with a big heart.
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(bell dings)
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What am I doing?
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(soft bass music)
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- [Man] Whose bathroom is this?
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A little small in here.
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(indistinct) to pull
down. Okay, less pushing.
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(soft bass music)
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Who draws are these?
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Man, how you have dirt
in the shower?
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Don't you have to take
off your shoes?
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(Leah gasps)
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Morning, Leah.
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- How do you know my name?
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- [Man] What'd you say, Leah?
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- How do you know my name?
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- [Man] We know each other.
- How?
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- [Man] You prayed for me.
- Huh?
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- [Man] Last night.
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- I don't know you.
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- [Man] The door doesn't
even open. Look how-
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Whoa!
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Wait a minute now. You
called me over here.
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- [Leah] That's a lie.
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- Aight, so last night,
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you got into a argument
with your mans, right?
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And you told God you wanted,
like,
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a big buff dude or something.
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Then, like, here I am.
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And I ain't no Terry
Crews or nothing though.
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I'm trying to get swole.
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I'm trying to get... it's
a little muscle up here.
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You just gon' close the door?
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I can't open the door and-
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- This is not happening.
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I must be on drugs.
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Did I take drugs last night?
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No, I'm tripping 'cause
there is not...
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there's definitely not
some random guy
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in my bathroom right now.
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(exhales)
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I mean, all I said was, "God,
gimme a fat, black guy."
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(bell dings)
- Woo!
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Hey Leah, were you just
talking to God,
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like, 10 seconds ago?
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- [Leah] Why?
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- Because there's
another me in here
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and I see why you're
upset. I do. I do see why.
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I just wanted let you
know about that
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'cause I don't know what
you wanna do about it.
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There's two big, black
dudes in the bathroom.
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No pressure.
Just letting you know that.
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- What?
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(exhales)
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Breathe, breathe, breathe.
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Okay, God,
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give me an attractive
chef named Julio.
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(bell dings)
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What am I doing?
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Woo! I swear I'm tripping.
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Good morning.
- [Julio] Good morning.
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- Who are you?
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- [Julio] Well, I am an
attractive chef named-
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- Julio.
- [Julio] Mm-hmm.
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- Oh my God.
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- Shh. Do not use his
name in vain, sweetheart.
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- Shannon.
- [Shannon] What?
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What, girl?
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- Who gave you keys to my house?
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- You forgot 'em and I'm
returning 'em, kind of, sort of.
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- [Leah] Gimme my keys.
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- Well, between the crazy text
messages you were sending me
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and this fine man right here,
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you got over Dan
real quick then.
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- It's not what it looks like.
Come on.
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- Girl, what you talking about?
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- I got a really big problem.
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- [Shannon] Okay. What is it?
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- Every time I ask God for
something, he gives it to me.
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- Huh? What?
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- I came home the other night
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and I was like, "God,
give me a buff black guy."
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- Mm, girl.
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Girl, we're gon' have to
fellowship more often.
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- No.
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Anyways, I came home, I was
crying and acting crazy,
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and I fell asleep.
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And I asked God, I was like,
"God, give me a buff guy."
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I woke up and there was just
some random guy in my shower.
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- But hold up, hold up.
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So you're telling me
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that you asked God for
a young, attractive chef
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and then you went in
your kitchen
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00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,163
and then that fine
man was there?
258
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,748
- [Leah] Yes.
259
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,209
- Well, glory to God, girl. I
don't wanna miss my blessing.
260
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,044
Okay, tell me how you
were talking
261
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,003
when you was talking to God.
262
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,673
Where were you standing?
263
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,633
- Right here. I just said,
264
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:07,180
"God give me an attractive
chef named Julio."
265
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:11,601
- God, I want a young,
attractive chef named Denzel
266
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,477
in his prime.
267
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,817
Left side, strong side?
268
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,528
(hip hop music)
269
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,241
Strong side, left side?
270
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:35,208
King Kong ain't got
nothing on me.
271
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,212
- Girl, you done lost your mind.
272
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,380
- Yeah.
273
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,675
I'm trying to find if I'm
finding Denzel.
274
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,927
(groans)
275
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,056
- You ready?
- For what?
276
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,099
- A cooking class.
277
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,935
- [Woman] Ooh girl, he is fine.
278
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,981
- That food smell a
little funky to me.
279
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,986
- I wanna welcome you ladies
to my VIP cooking class.
280
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,323
Before you lovely ladies
get out here today,
281
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,242
I wanted to make sure I
get you some containers
282
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:14,330
to, you know, keep your
food nice and fresh.
283
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,294
Now if you've enjoyed what
I prepared for you so far,
284
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,758
just wait till you see what
I have in store for you next.
285
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,928
I'm going to teach you
all how to make
286
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:33,308
my very, very special stuffing.
287
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,061
- Stuffing.
- Yeah. You see,
288
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:41,191
stuffing is good for,
you know, stuffing things
289
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,651
like Turkey.
290
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,029
Turkey.
291
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:50,909
- Mm. I think I'm in love.
He just called me a Turkey.
292
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,912
Wait a minute. I paid
for the shirtless class.
293
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,497
- He's fine with his shirt on.
294
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,960
- [Julio] Have you met
my girlfriend?
295
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,003
- Girlfriend?
296
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,673
She must not be doing
something right
297
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,882
if he's sitting here with me.
298
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,801
- Yeah, that's his girlfriend.
299
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,637
Now turn your little
Turkey neck around.
300
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,097
- Hater.
- Girl, you-
301
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,808
- Settle down, ladies.
302
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,559
Trust me when I tell you
303
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,646
there's gonna be more than
enough stuffing
304
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,314
to go around for you all.
305
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,400
- [Woman] Oh, Leah,
you got a freak.
306
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,070
- Now which one of y'all
want to go first?
307
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,447
- Girl, why you
letting this go on?
308
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,284
- [Leah] He's just flirting.
That's all.
309
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,328
- Yeah, but why you
letting this happen?
310
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,331
I mean, this is a fine
man from God.
311
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,582
This man is sent
from the heavens
312
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,209
and you just lettin'
this Turkey neck female
313
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,086
just steal your thunder
from down under.
314
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,671
I mean, above.
315
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,340
- I'ma goeth get my maneth.
316
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,509
- Okay girl. Don't (indistinct).
317
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,385
- You got my back?
318
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,553
- Yeah, girl, I got your back
319
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,179
'cause you know I ain't
scared of nobody
320
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,099
because I got your back
321
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,601
like a back got a back brace.
322
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,981
Like a back got a
back (indistinct)
323
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,735
and I got your back like
a back got back fat.
324
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,405
- Shannon? Shannon?
325
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,241
- I'll be right back.
326
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:17,078
- What do you mean, Shannon?
Huh?
327
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:23,376
You think you can run, but
you can't hide.
328
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,252
Okay.
329
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,505
Michelle, come on!
330
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:29,924
What are you doing?
331
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,218
Listen, we gotta stick to
the plan today.
332
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,347
We are here for one reason
and one reason only.
333
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,556
- Mm-hmm.
- All right, come on.
334
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,640
Let's go.
335
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,185
- Also, my name is not Michelle.
It's-
336
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,771
- Come on, Sarah. We gotta go!
337
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,273
- It's Samantha.
338
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,233
Okay.
339
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,408
- Okay. So what happened?
340
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,954
- Girl, I was about to put
my hands on those cheeks
341
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,415
and then Shannon just
walked away.
342
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,417
- You know, I've never
really understood Shannon.
343
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,251
- Me either.
344
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,128
- [Karen] Wait, who is that?
345
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,797
- [Leah] Just.
346
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,132
- Hey, you seen my wife?
347
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,929
- She passed.
- Passed where?
348
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,138
- [Leah] She died.
349
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,350
- She's dead?
350
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:24,020
- Yes, Johnny.
- [Johnny] She's gone?
351
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,814
- He has issues.
352
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,648
- Oh God.
353
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,694
I'm free.
354
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:31,736
So, I'm free.
355
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,322
Oh, baby, I'm free!
356
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,156
Yeah.
357
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,494
I'm a free man.
358
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,537
Oh baby. Ooh!
359
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,668
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh yeah.
360
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,671
- [Karen] I don't even
know what just happened.
361
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,798
- You do not want to know.
362
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,180
- [Karen] How to have a
baby by yourself.
363
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,812
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
364
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855
- Mm-hmm.
365
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,151
- Okay, so you're telling me
that any man you pray for,
366
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,444
God just gives to you?
367
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,113
- That's what it looks like.
368
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,197
- But how?
369
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:25,957
- [Leah] Shannon, I thought I
took my keys from you, girl.
370
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,168
- You did, kinda.
371
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,754
(breathing heavily)
372
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,506
I'm good, girl. Nobody came
here looking for me, did they?
373
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,343
- Well, why are people
chasing after you?
374
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,969
- Huh?
Oh, your keys?
375
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,304
Here you are, girl.
376
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,015
Woo, I need to catch my breath.
377
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:42,974
Woo, I'm tired.
378
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,268
- Hold your arms up.
- My arms?
379
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,020
- Yeah, I've read somewhere
if you hold your arms up,
380
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,731
it opens up your lungs.
Helps you catch your breath.
381
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:50,565
- Like this?
382
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,068
- Oh, no. No, not like that.
383
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,486
- Shannon?
- [Shannon] What?
384
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,322
- Girl, why do your underarms
look like lace fronts?
385
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,740
- Girl, what are you talkin'
about?
386
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,493
The only lace front I got
is on the top of my head.
387
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,953
- Oh, you know what? I was
thinking about something else.
388
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:04,829
I was wrong. Nevermind.
389
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,122
You can put 'em down now.
390
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,624
- [Shannon] Well, yeah.
I might need a shave,
391
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,960
but it's my body. I can do
what I want to. Y'all are rude!
392
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,882
- Okay.
393
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,802
Anyway, how does that
prayer thing work?
394
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,886
- Watch this.
395
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,263
God, I want a preacher
for a boyfriend.
396
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,223
(bell dings)
397
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,309
- Glory! Let's go, babe.
- Where?
398
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,435
- The revival.
399
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,479
- I gotta get back early enough
400
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,939
to get rest for work tomorrow.
401
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,691
- Work tomorrow?
402
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,234
(laughs)
403
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,736
This is not one of those 'Ye
of little faith' conventions.
404
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,405
This is revival.
405
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:42,075
We gon' be in church for
90 days and 90 nights.
406
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,161
- What?
- What? You mean 'Glory'!
407
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,579
- How am I gonna pay my bills?
408
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,456
- My beautiful black queen,
409
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,834
God is your provider,
not your job.
410
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,586
- The human body can
only go 40 without food.
411
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,255
- Oh, ye of little faith.
412
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:59,300
When you serve a mighty
God, anything is possible.
413
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,387
- Yeah. God made common
sense possible too.
414
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,638
- Can I have a baby?
415
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,350
- You and Jesus need a TED talk.
416
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,105
Now you, I knew the devil
was gon' challenge you,
417
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:16,151
so I got you a little something
to get you in the Spirit
418
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,486
'cause you need Jesus. Yes.
419
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,197
- [Karen] It's a
nice hat though.
420
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,532
- [Shannon] All right, y'all.
421
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:25,035
I done shaved and whatever
since y'all was being r-
422
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:25,910
- Glory.
423
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,287
- [Shannon] Who is this?
424
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,455
What the hell is goin' on?
425
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,708
- You need Jesus.
- Jesus?
426
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,628
- But she need a miracle.
- A miracle? Excuse you.
427
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:36,504
- Hallelujah.
428
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,839
- What in the TD Fakes was that?
429
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,633
- You look cute though.
430
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:44,054
- Do I, girl? Thank
you. I thought as much.
431
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,180
Thank you, girl.
432
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,431
- [Karen] You're welcome.
433
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,352
- Why is God doing this?
434
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:55,273
- Man, you're so lucky. How
come I never get this lucky?
435
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,900
- This moment isn't about you.
436
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,446
- Maybe God is trying to show me
437
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,406
that Dan isn't the one for me.
438
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:05,408
(Karen gasps)
439
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,869
- What if babies know
who their first love is?
440
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,038
- Say huh?
441
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,794
- I think God's giving
me new opportunities.
442
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:21,925
- Yeah. They'd all be
like, "Goo-goo, gaa-gaa."
443
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,557
- Karen, girl, please
control yourself.
444
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:30,725
You're scaring her.
445
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,727
- Can we kick her out?
446
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:38,483
- Seriously though, what
is God trying to show me?
447
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,818
- Maybe you can keep
choosing your men
448
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:44,572
until you find your perfect man,
right?
449
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,076
- It's kind of like we
sit here all day
450
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,120
and watch all these men on TV.
451
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,083
And then we want 'em, but
when we finally get 'em,
452
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,584
it's just like-
453
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,045
- It's like you find out that
they only want three kids,
454
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,715
then they think 14 kids is
outrageous or something,
455
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,800
looking at you like
you're the crazy one.
456
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,844
And then you get left alone.
457
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:06,886
Like that, right?
458
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,808
- That's not what I was talkin'
about.
459
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,644
I was just gonna say,
460
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:18,106
but then we get 'em and
we don't really want 'em.
461
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,315
- I know that's right
462
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,401
'cause these men out
here got problems, girl.
463
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,404
You know, they look good,
smell good, talk right,
464
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,656
but something be off, you know.
465
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,576
You know, some of 'em ain't got
no job, no driver's license,
466
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,453
so you gotta drive
'em all around.
467
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,620
Then you find out he cheatin'
on you
468
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,456
with the neighbor, Lexy. Shit.
469
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:36,791
Then you go check his phone,
470
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,418
try to find pictures of
him cheatin',
471
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,836
but it's really pictures of him
472
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:43,882
spying on me cheating
on him. I mean, Jesus.
473
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:44,716
Jesus.
474
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,469
- God, I need new friends.
475
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,721
Go sit over there. Go back.
476
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,223
- You go sit with your friend.
477
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,183
- My friend?
478
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,855
You know what? Oh boy.
479
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:00,982
- [Shannon] I'm comin' with you,
girl.
480
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,944
You ain't about to leave
me in here with her.
481
00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:08,448
- Shannon.
482
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,574
Girl, what are you doing?
483
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,659
- Your friend is giving
me the creeps.
484
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,703
- My friend?
- Mm-hmm.
485
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:15,080
- You introduced her to me.
486
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:18,750
- Oh, no ma'am, I did not.
You introduced her to me.
487
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,293
- [Leah] Nah, nah, nah, nah.
488
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,087
That day a year ago
at Foo Wang's,
489
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,338
you brought her over to me.
490
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,006
- I thought she was with you.
491
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:26,841
- What?
492
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:31,971
I was standing by the TV
and the drinks.
493
00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:34,474
- And I was standing by
the menu on the wall.
494
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,975
But that's when they had
that crab plate
495
00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,727
with the potatoes on it.
496
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:39,437
- I remember that.
It was so good.
497
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,480
Nobody knew what it was, but-
498
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,398
- No, they did not.
499
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:42,816
Hold up, hold up.
500
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:45,026
So you telling me neither
one of us knows who she is,
501
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,820
but we've been hanging
out with her for a year
502
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:49,155
and we don't know where
she came from?
503
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,699
Girl, we done got bamboozled.
504
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,702
You know, this crazy
mess I'm seeing right now
505
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,912
can't be fixed.
We all gon' need Jesus.
506
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,414
- We need Jesus.
507
00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,915
- Yeah.
508
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,710
- Come on, girl. We gotta
go handle some business.
509
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:12,303
- Listen, girl, I think
this is your perfect chance
510
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,847
for you to find your
perfect man.
511
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:16,516
I mean, you've been a
good Christian, right?
512
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:17,559
- Kinda, sorta.
513
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,352
- You go to church, don't you?
514
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:20,353
- Yeah.
515
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:21,896
- You put Jesus first,
don't you?
516
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:23,773
- Kind of.
517
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,608
- You pay your tithes, right?
518
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,527
- You do know that stuff
519
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,113
doesn't make you a real
Christian, right?
520
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,364
- [Shannon] Whatever, girl.
521
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:32,866
Why you even got a stroller?
522
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:33,950
- Where did you get that from?
523
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,244
- Anyway, Leah,
524
00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:38,705
what are you wanting in a man?
525
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,874
- Who's a good girl?
526
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,375
- A dancer.
527
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,669
- All right. Well, that's a
start. Well, let's go, girl.
528
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,171
Let's get to it.
529
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,008
- Where in the world
is his music?
530
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,677
- I don't know about emotion,
531
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,137
but I do feel the pain in my eye
532
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,724
from watching your little,
horrible mime dance.
533
00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:00,226
- This is what somebody
calls emotional?
534
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,104
- [Shannon] I know (indistinct).
535
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,734
- Girl, this is making
my stomach hurt.
536
00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:12,238
- Did he just do a gospel twerk?
537
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,281
What is that?
538
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,911
- Oh my gosh.
539
00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:18,995
- [Shannon] I'm so (indistinct).
540
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,085
- It's so emotional,
541
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:28,129
especially the twerking part.
542
00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,343
Right?
543
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:35,929
- [Shannon] I don't like you.
544
00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:48,900
Girl, what you got
me doing here?
545
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:51,277
- All right, girl.
Your plan didn't work
546
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:54,280
so we gon' try mine 'cause I'm
trying to make Dan jealous.
547
00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:56,616
- Girl, now you know you're
playing God right now.
548
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,701
You know that ain't gon'
be good,
549
00:26:57,742 --> 00:26:58,785
but if you gon' do it,
550
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,830
I'm gonna record it to
get my views up.
551
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,248
- All right.
- Okay.
552
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:07,585
- God, please give me a
man with a really nice job.
553
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,837
(bell dings)
554
00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,965
- Oh! Oh, hello, Silver
Fox. Thank you, Jesus.
555
00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:13,299
That's what I'm talking about.
556
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,593
Hey, how you doing?
557
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:18,221
- All right.
So we're gonna go in
558
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:19,889
and when you see my boyfriend,
559
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:22,058
just talk about your job, okay?
560
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:23,810
Sound good?
561
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:25,812
- [Shannon] I'm gon'
record y'all.
562
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,856
Ooh, this about to
be a disaster.
563
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,695
- Shannon?
564
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:35,155
- [Shannon] Hey, how you doin'?
565
00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:36,364
- Leah?
566
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,159
- Hey Dan, you still work here?
567
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:40,994
- Yeah.
568
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,204
Who's your new friend?
569
00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:44,998
- Well, this is...
570
00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:49,294
Actually, I'll just let
him explain for himself.
571
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:50,754
Tell him what you do, honey.
572
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:53,965
(man speaking in
foreign language)
573
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,343
- Huh?
574
00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:58,928
- He's bilingual. He's
just showing off right now.
575
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,764
Come on, tell him what you do.
576
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:05,226
(man speaking in
foreign language)
577
00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:08,730
Babe, be serious.
Tell him what you do.
578
00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:10,023
- Me no speak English.
579
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,275
- Sure this your boyfriend
or your sugar daddy?
580
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,320
- Give us just a second, okay?
581
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:17,113
Come on.
582
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:21,910
- What is going on?
Is this a joke?
583
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,788
- Your guess is as good as mine.
Okay?
584
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:28,792
- Is God playing jokes
on me right now?
585
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,502
- Me no speak English.
586
00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,880
- I know that. I know that.
587
00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:37,717
I just need you to
pretend that we
588
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,720
are boyfriend and girlfriend.
589
00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:42,222
- What do you think
they're talking about?
590
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:46,893
- Only God knows. I don't know.
Only God knows, literally.
591
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:47,977
- [Dan] What are you
doing with that phone?
592
00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:49,938
- I'm making my money.
Do you mind?
593
00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,441
- Me no speak English.
594
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,277
- All right.
595
00:28:56,319 --> 00:29:01,700
We boyfriend and girlfriend
so I can show you off to him.
596
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:02,617
(Leah makes kissing noises)
597
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,077
- No, no. No.
598
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:04,953
- No, no, si.
599
00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:07,747
- No.
600
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:08,790
- Si.
601
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:13,503
(Leah makes kissing noises)
602
00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:14,337
Si?
603
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:17,924
- Si.
- Si.
604
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,968
- Si.
- Okay, come on.
605
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:21,928
(Spanish music)
606
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,304
- Who put her up to this?
607
00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:27,475
Hey, man.
Put your shirt back on.
608
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:28,685
What is going on here?
609
00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:31,104
Hey, bro. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
610
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:34,941
(men talking indistinctly)
611
00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:39,112
(Spanish music)
612
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,992
(bell dings)
613
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:46,327
- [Karen] So what kind of guy
did you pray for this time?
614
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:48,288
- Just a typical guy.
615
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:49,956
- [Karen] Man, all the good
stuff always happens to you.
616
00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:51,291
It never happens to me.
617
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:54,544
- Girl, what? This is
not all it seems to be.
618
00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:55,587
- Yeah, well, it's
what you make it.
619
00:29:57,130 --> 00:30:00,258
Ooh. And one day you and him
can have lots of little babies.
620
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,718
- What is it with
you and babies?
621
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,970
- Oh, I love babies. I'm just
waiting until I'm married
622
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,388
to pick out the rest
of their names,
623
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,807
but I've got most of 'em
picked out already. You ready?
624
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:12,479
Jacob, Rachel, Sarah, Bob,
Marley, Chandler, Rock.
625
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,023
- You know what? It's okay. Bye.
626
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:19,402
- I didn't tell you
about Little Yachty yet.
627
00:30:19,444 --> 00:30:21,029
He's gonna be my favorite.
628
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,625
- Hey, beautiful.
What's goin' on?
629
00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:37,212
- Mm, hey. You look familiar.
630
00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:38,963
- You know, I get that a lot.
631
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,674
You know, people say I
look like Nelson Davis,
632
00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,634
you know, 'cause of the beard,
633
00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:45,512
but I figured we'd go
to dinner first.
634
00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:46,805
You know, then I wanted
the rest of the night
635
00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:48,014
to be a surprise.
636
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,183
- I like surprises.
637
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:54,020
I think I smelled one.
638
00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:56,106
That outside smell is
coming in this car.
639
00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:57,857
- You know, it's probably
that Wilmington air.
640
00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,651
You know, all that manure
that be outside,
641
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:00,819
it might come in here.
642
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,987
But, you know, you'll get
over it though.
643
00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:05,907
But hey. Hey, hey, hey,
644
00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:07,033
what you doing? Ain't no
puttin' no windows down in here.
645
00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,827
This is all Egyptian in here.
646
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,203
You don't know
nothing about this.
647
00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:10,912
- Sorry.
648
00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:12,330
- Yo, what is you doing?
649
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:15,750
Don't turn no air on in
here. What's wrong with you?
650
00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:17,210
Are you on crack or something?
651
00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:19,004
I can't mess with no
crack heads no more.
652
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,714
- Can you mess with some gum?
653
00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:22,799
- Gum?
Yo, what you trying to say?
654
00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:24,843
- Your breath is
burning my face.
655
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,344
- Yo.
What you trying to say then?
656
00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:28,805
- lust please let me out.
- Yo, what is your d-
657
00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:29,931
I'm just trying to show
you a good time.
658
00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:31,224
What's wrong with you?
659
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,644
- Oh.
660
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:36,312
Oh, damn. She done passed-
661
00:31:36,354 --> 00:31:37,772
Yo?
662
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:40,984
Yo, you good?
663
00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:43,111
Yo?
(man knocking on the window)
664
00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:44,696
- Sir, you can't park
in this spot.
665
00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:47,532
- I know, but she just passed
out, out of nowhere. Is this-
666
00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:49,284
- Oh, God. What is that smell?
667
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:50,577
- Smell? What is you talking-
668
00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:52,537
- Did you kill something?
669
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,039
- I ain't kill nothing.
670
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,833
- Oh, it stinks. You killed
something. Something's dead.
671
00:31:56,875 --> 00:32:00,003
- What the f are you
talking about?
672
00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:01,755
Yo, I ain't kill nothing.
Ain't nothing-
673
00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,590
Yo, are you okay?
674
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:04,632
Yo, what's wrong with you?
675
00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,551
You just passed out
outta nowhere.
676
00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:07,761
And she done passed out again.
677
00:32:07,802 --> 00:32:09,471
Yo, she just passed out again.
678
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,140
- Is she okay?
679
00:32:12,182 --> 00:32:13,600
- I don't know.
She just passed out outta-
680
00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,185
- Oh my God, it's your breath.
681
00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:16,519
- My breath (indistinct).
682
00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:19,981
- Yo, she on her own. I'm sorry.
683
00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:21,983
- What the f-
684
00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:24,527
Damn.
685
00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:40,669
(chicken crowing)
686
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,010
- Hello.
687
00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:51,471
- [Grandma] Hey baby.
How you doin'?
688
00:32:51,513 --> 00:32:53,139
- I'm good, grandma.
689
00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:55,934
- [Grandma] I haven't heard
from you in a while, girl.
690
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,269
- I know. I have a lot
on my mind. I'm sorry.
691
00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:01,981
- [Grandma] Don't let the lay
off from your job get to you.
692
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,900
It's all a part of God's plan.
693
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:05,318
- I hope so.
694
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,028
- [Grandma] Trust him, girl,
695
00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:10,615
- Grandma?
696
00:33:10,657 --> 00:33:12,033
- [Grandma] Yes.
697
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:14,244
- I really think God is
trying to tell me something,
698
00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:17,330
but I just don't
understand what it is.
699
00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:20,667
I've talked to my friends
and none of them have a clue.
700
00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:23,586
Do you know someone do
you think could help?
701
00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:29,968
- [Grandma] Girl, not one
thing you said made sense.
702
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,012
- What I'm trying to say is-
703
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,805
- [Grandma] I know what
you're saying.
704
00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:35,348
It just don't make sense.
705
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,726
If somebody sent you
a text message
706
00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:40,520
and you didn't understand
it, who would you ask?
707
00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:42,022
- I would ask them.
708
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:45,150
- [Grandma] So, why are you
goin' around asking everyone
709
00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:48,653
but God what God is
trying to tell you?
710
00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:49,195
- Yeah.
711
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,490
- [Grandma] You still got
that Bible I gave you?
712
00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:53,324
- Yes, ma'am.
713
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:55,577
- [Grandma] Use it, stupid.
714
00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:58,872
- Grandma, did you just
call me stupid?
715
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,874
- [Grandma] Girl, now you
hearing stuff.
716
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:02,709
Do me one favor.
- What?
717
00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:07,339
- [Grandma] I know it's far
away, but visit me sometime.
718
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:08,423
Please?
- Yes, ma'am.
719
00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,425
I'm sorry I haven't been around.
720
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,218
- [Grandma] It's fine.
721
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:15,055
Read your Bible,
fellowship with God,
722
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:17,599
and see what he's
trying to tell you.
723
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,225
Talk to you later, okay?
724
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:21,519
- Bye, grandma.
- [Grandma] Stupid.
725
00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:24,272
(water rippling)
726
00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:28,360
- All right, girl. So I read
something today, all right?
727
00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:29,569
And listen, this is
what it said.
728
00:34:29,611 --> 00:34:33,031
It said, "Today is what
you make it."
729
00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:34,407
Damn, that was deep!
730
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:38,703
- Oh my goodness. I get
baby devotional every day
731
00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:42,916
and it said the same
thing. "Today is your day."
732
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:46,920
- Listen, okay, today is
what you make it.
733
00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:48,254
So I just say you make
any man you want
734
00:34:48,296 --> 00:34:51,174
until you find a perfect one.
735
00:34:51,216 --> 00:34:52,717
Ooh, I need to be a scholar.
736
00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:55,303
- Do you ever give yourself
your own good advice?
737
00:34:55,345 --> 00:34:59,599
- Ha ha. Very funny.
Very funny. All right.
738
00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:02,602
So listen, I say you
try different men
739
00:35:02,644 --> 00:35:05,313
until you find the right one.
You know what I'm saying?
740
00:35:05,355 --> 00:35:06,564
- Well, wait a minute.
741
00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:08,316
Isn't that what we're
already doing though?
742
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:12,112
- See, that's why you don't
have a man now, Karen.
743
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:15,573
You don't listen.
Now, back to you, okay?
744
00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:18,284
We're gon' make a list
for these men, all right?
745
00:35:18,326 --> 00:35:21,663
And then we just going to narrow
it down to the perfect guy.
746
00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:22,497
Easy peasy.
747
00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:24,791
- [Karen] Good for you again.
748
00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:27,836
- How do we even know you?
749
00:35:27,877 --> 00:35:29,212
- [Karen] Well-
750
00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:32,007
- No, no, no, no. No. We
don't have time for that.
751
00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:33,550
Stay focused, okay?
752
00:35:33,591 --> 00:35:36,803
So you're gonna give these
guys 24 hours each, okay?
753
00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,138
Remember that.
754
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,889
- I guess so.
755
00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:41,599
- So who's gon' be
your first one?
756
00:35:43,935 --> 00:35:45,478
- A guy just like me.
757
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:47,564
- All right.
758
00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:55,488
- All right, God. Give me a
man that really understands me.
759
00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:57,824
(bell dings)
760
00:36:04,122 --> 00:36:05,206
- Hey.
- Hey.
761
00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:08,960
- Mm.
762
00:36:09,961 --> 00:36:10,962
I'm thir-
- Thirsty.
763
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,192
- Wait.
764
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,110
- Oh, that's too much.
I ain't gassy. Uh-uh.
765
00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:35,570
This ain't gon' work for me.
766
00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:40,408
- That's what I was gonna do.
767
00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:46,456
How can I use this to
my advantage?
768
00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:53,254
(slow hip hop music)
769
00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:58,593
I could get used to this.
770
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,309
Oh, I didn't get your-
771
00:37:06,351 --> 00:37:08,353
- It's Leah.
- Your name?
772
00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:10,605
- It's Leah.
773
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,400
- Wow.
- Wow.
774
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:16,277
- Ooh
775
00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:18,446
- I feel that.
776
00:37:20,323 --> 00:37:22,784
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
777
00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:25,245
- No, I got it.
- No, I'm good. It's fine.
778
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:27,580
- No, but-
- No, it's fine.
779
00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:33,461
- Yeah, this one isn't gon'
work.
780
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,973
- God, please just gimme a man
that just wants to have fun.
781
00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:47,267
(bell dings)
782
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,309
What in the world?
783
00:37:48,351 --> 00:37:50,937
- You said you wanted
to have fun.
784
00:37:50,979 --> 00:37:53,648
(upbeat music)
785
00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:02,699
Boo! This is fun.
786
00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:32,854
- Now I know you don't got
your feet on my white pillows.
787
00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:34,022
Them dirty shoes.
788
00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:38,568
I got you.
789
00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:51,748
- This is not fun!
790
00:38:57,712 --> 00:39:00,382
(upbeat music)
791
00:39:11,434 --> 00:39:15,188
- What are y'all getting
me into? I'm kinda nervous.
792
00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:17,190
- Girl, that's the fun part.
793
00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:20,193
- You know, I think this is a
really bad idea to find a man,
794
00:39:20,235 --> 00:39:23,530
but a really good idea for
a girl's night out. Friends.
795
00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:25,407
- Friends? Girl, we still
trying to figure out-
796
00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:27,992
- Not tonight. Nope. Mm-mm.
797
00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:30,161
- I don't know about y'all,
but when I get to this club,
798
00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:31,204
it's about-
799
00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:33,915
(hip hop music)
800
00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:58,898
So girl, you have fun
man-hunting?
801
00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,233
- [Leah] No, I did not.
802
00:40:00,275 --> 00:40:01,234
- [Shannon] Well, good
'cause we about
803
00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:03,194
to get crazy tonight, okay?
804
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,072
- [Karen] It doesn't
even sound right.
805
00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:07,615
- Did you invite her?
806
00:40:07,657 --> 00:40:09,034
- I thought you did.
807
00:40:09,075 --> 00:40:10,160
- Bamboozled again.
808
00:40:11,953 --> 00:40:13,705
- Baby, you want som-
809
00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,624
Oh. Hey, Leah.
810
00:40:17,792 --> 00:40:19,210
- Oh, hey.
You guys are
811
00:40:19,252 --> 00:40:20,086
matching.
I like it.
812
00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:21,171
That's cute.
813
00:40:21,212 --> 00:40:23,089
- Yes, we are. Thank you.
- Thank you.
814
00:40:24,632 --> 00:40:28,928
- Hey heartbreaker. I mean,
Dan. Who's your friend?
815
00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:31,973
- Oh, this lovely lady right
here, it's my girlfriend.
816
00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:32,515
Her name is Tasha.
817
00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:37,437
- Wow. Got you a little
rebound. That was quick.
818
00:40:37,479 --> 00:40:40,607
- Well, y'all hear that?
She speaks English.
819
00:40:40,648 --> 00:40:42,859
- Now you know that's a shame.
820
00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:45,612
I mean, how long has it been
since y'all got together?
821
00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:47,614
- Oh, a few months now.
- [Shannon] A few months?
822
00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,115
- Yeah.
- Loving every bit of it.
823
00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:51,826
- How long has it been
since you and Dan broke up?
824
00:40:51,868 --> 00:40:52,660
A few months?
825
00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:55,080
- Y'all used to date?
826
00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:56,122
- It's the past.
827
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:57,749
- [Shannon] Date. Try two years.
828
00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,542
Girl, where you even come from?
829
00:41:00,502 --> 00:41:02,629
- And why didn't you
tell me about her?
830
00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:04,756
- Baby, it's nothing to
really tell, you know.
831
00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:06,049
We broke up a while ago, so.
832
00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:08,760
- [Shannon] Oh. So Leah
is nothing to tell?
833
00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:10,303
You should have told your
little girlfriend here
834
00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:11,221
y'all broke up.
835
00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:13,264
- What is going on?
836
00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:15,892
- Nothing. Don't let 'em
ruin our night. We good.
837
00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:20,814
- Well, you did say you
wanna do better.
838
00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:23,358
- Girl, I will snatch
all your hair
839
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,984
out your head.
Here, get this purse.
840
00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:27,779
- Hold on, hold on, hold
on. Ladies, ladies, chill.
841
00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:31,032
By the way, I'm planning
on moving her in with me
842
00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,659
and you got stuff
over at my house,
843
00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:35,662
so I need you to come get that
before I throw it in trash.
844
00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:37,497
- [Shannon] D, you better
be glad I love Jesus
845
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:39,666
'cause he's the only one
that's keeping me
846
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:40,875
from having my hands on you.
847
00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,503
- Y'all have a good night.
Come on, baby.
848
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,672
- Oh, hey, y'all have babies?
849
00:41:45,714 --> 00:41:46,756
- [Dan] Maybe soon.
- Soon?
850
00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:48,091
Oh, I'm coming with you.
851
00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:53,513
- Man, how you keep finding me?
852
00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:54,973
- Oh, you know how I
keep finding you
853
00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:58,143
because you keep leaving
traces of weave everywhere!
854
00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:00,020
That's how I keep finding you!
855
00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:01,312
- Get over it!
856
00:42:01,354 --> 00:42:03,773
- Come on. You better
pay up. It's time to pay!
857
00:42:03,815 --> 00:42:05,358
- (indistinct) your money!
858
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,987
- You put banana on my outfit?
859
00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:13,992
Oh, you got to pay today.
860
00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:15,827
You know what?
I could use a snack.
861
00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,954
- [Shannon] Leave me alone!
862
00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:21,458
- (indistinct). Gimme
my money back!
863
00:42:21,499 --> 00:42:23,460
Gimme my money!
864
00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:24,961
Come on! What are you doing?
865
00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,379
- I'm comin'.
866
00:42:26,421 --> 00:42:28,882
- Come on. Gimme that Bible.
867
00:42:28,923 --> 00:42:29,758
- Oh, thank you.
868
00:42:29,799 --> 00:42:31,634
- Come on. We have to hurry up.
869
00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,511
Lord, I done got a splinter.
870
00:42:33,553 --> 00:42:35,305
Come on.
We gotta go.
871
00:42:35,347 --> 00:42:37,098
Lisa, come on, Lisa!
872
00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:39,100
- I'm comin'.
873
00:42:44,856 --> 00:42:46,941
- [Linda] Leah, have
you seen Johnny?
874
00:42:46,983 --> 00:42:51,488
- [Leah] Linda, I thought you
have been dead for years now.
875
00:42:51,529 --> 00:42:52,864
- [Linda] Kinda.
876
00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:53,948
- What do you mean 'kinda'?
877
00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:57,327
Your husband has been
over to my house
878
00:42:57,369 --> 00:42:59,162
every day looking for you.
879
00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:00,413
- Still?
Dang it!
880
00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:02,415
I thought that was over.
881
00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:03,917
- What is going on?
882
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:04,876
- Leah?
883
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,420
Leah, hey, have you seen Linda?
884
00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:08,755
- [Leah] I don't even know, Mr.
Johnny.
885
00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:11,424
- I think I was supposed
to feed the cat.
886
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:13,134
I have a cat, right?
887
00:43:14,427 --> 00:43:16,388
Oh, that is me. I am so sorry.
888
00:43:16,429 --> 00:43:17,764
Oh, I am sorry.
889
00:43:20,183 --> 00:43:21,142
I'm sorry.
890
00:43:25,146 --> 00:43:25,980
- What?
891
00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:33,196
(upbeat music)
892
00:44:30,545 --> 00:44:31,921
Eddie.
893
00:44:31,963 --> 00:44:33,882
- Well, hey to you too.
894
00:44:33,923 --> 00:44:35,383
- What are you doing here?
895
00:44:36,426 --> 00:44:37,385
- I just missed you.
896
00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:41,514
- Eddie, look, it's been
too long. It's been years.
897
00:44:41,556 --> 00:44:43,475
What could you possibly want?
898
00:44:43,516 --> 00:44:44,351
- I know it's been a long time,
899
00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:45,935
but I couldn't love you
900
00:44:45,977 --> 00:44:47,687
the way you needed to
be loved before.
901
00:44:47,729 --> 00:44:49,189
Hey, I'm ready now.
902
00:44:51,149 --> 00:44:51,983
You alone?
903
00:44:52,817 --> 00:44:54,069
- I'm by myself, yeah.
904
00:44:54,903 --> 00:44:56,404
- Man, you still look good.
905
00:44:57,822 --> 00:45:00,742
(ominous music)
906
00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:19,386
- Good morning.
907
00:45:19,427 --> 00:45:20,261
- Oh,
908
00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:22,806
good morning.
909
00:45:24,974 --> 00:45:27,394
Did I stay the night?
- Yes.
910
00:45:29,312 --> 00:45:30,146
What are we doing?
911
00:45:30,188 --> 00:45:32,857
What does all of this even mean?
912
00:45:32,899 --> 00:45:35,110
- All of what?
- This.
913
00:45:37,445 --> 00:45:38,279
- Look,
914
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:43,243
hey, it means I still love you.
915
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,538
I don't wanna lose you again.
916
00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:48,123
- Lies.
I should not have done this.
917
00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:52,085
- Hey, what's wrong? You
don't believe in miracles?
918
00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:55,088
- Are you serious right now?
919
00:45:56,047 --> 00:45:57,590
- Look, if I wasn't serious,
920
00:45:57,632 --> 00:46:00,176
would I have searched through
the whole night for you?
921
00:46:01,511 --> 00:46:05,140
I know I came in a vulnerable
time, but I'm here for you.
922
00:46:06,808 --> 00:46:09,019
And hey, no matter how
you feel about me.
923
00:46:10,395 --> 00:46:13,940
- I'm not interested in
just sleeping around.
924
00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:15,859
- [Eddie] Neither am I.
925
00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:18,820
- A husband, Eddie?
Is that a problem?
926
00:46:19,779 --> 00:46:21,865
- No. No problem.
927
00:46:21,906 --> 00:46:25,452
- Are you sure that's not
gonna be a problem, Eddie?
928
00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:27,370
- Hey, I said I wasn't joking.
929
00:46:28,913 --> 00:46:31,374
I'm here for you.
930
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:36,546
Hey, let me go make us
some breakfast, okay?
931
00:46:39,632 --> 00:46:43,428
All right.
932
00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:58,068
- Eddie!
933
00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:00,028
Hey, Eddie!
934
00:47:01,571 --> 00:47:04,449
(sorrowful music)
935
00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:18,963
(soft piano music)
936
00:47:23,093 --> 00:47:25,428
- Girl, it's gon' be okay, okay?
937
00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:30,058
I got you.
I'm right here with you.
938
00:47:37,232 --> 00:47:41,319
(TV program playing on the TV)
939
00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:49,911
(knocking on the door)
940
00:48:03,466 --> 00:48:04,676
- About time.
941
00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:06,052
Your stuff's been here
for almost two months.
942
00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:08,138
I was about to throw it
in the trash.
943
00:48:10,598 --> 00:48:11,433
Hey to you too.
944
00:48:14,102 --> 00:48:16,104
Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
945
00:48:18,189 --> 00:48:19,482
- I mean, if you need
me to help you
946
00:48:19,524 --> 00:48:21,651
take that out to the car,
I can do that.
947
00:48:22,861 --> 00:48:24,029
- That'd be nice.
948
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:39,669
- So, this little
fake boyfriend,
949
00:48:41,713 --> 00:48:43,548
are you trying to hurt me?
950
00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,717
- Yes 'cause I was hurt.
951
00:48:46,968 --> 00:48:48,678
- All you had to do was
come and talk to me,
952
00:48:50,055 --> 00:48:52,182
but yet and still, you wanna
play these little games.
953
00:48:52,223 --> 00:48:54,184
- I know, I know. It was stupid.
954
00:48:54,225 --> 00:48:56,686
I just wanted to make
you jealous.
955
00:48:56,728 --> 00:48:58,521
- And what was that supposed
to accomplish, Leah?
956
00:48:58,563 --> 00:49:03,568
- I just thought that maybe it
would make you love me again.
957
00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:04,527
- I never stopped loving you.
958
00:49:04,569 --> 00:49:05,987
- Something happened.
959
00:49:06,988 --> 00:49:08,323
I felt so lonely.
960
00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:13,119
You left me feeling single
in a committed relationship.
961
00:49:15,330 --> 00:49:18,291
You knew what I was
going through in my job
962
00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:19,959
and you were dating that girl.
963
00:49:20,001 --> 00:49:21,753
- Okay. I get it.
964
00:49:23,797 --> 00:49:27,467
Are you okay?
965
00:49:27,509 --> 00:49:28,301
You okay?
966
00:49:29,427 --> 00:49:32,514
- [Leah] Can you
bring me my purse?
967
00:49:34,516 --> 00:49:37,018
(soft music)
968
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:53,410
- Are you pregnant?
- Dan, I was gonna tell you.
969
00:49:53,451 --> 00:49:54,661
- When?
970
00:49:54,703 --> 00:49:56,162
When Leah?
971
00:49:56,204 --> 00:49:57,831
How you gonna trip on
me and my date,
972
00:49:57,872 --> 00:50:01,126
but you right here havin' a
family with a random dude?
973
00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,752
- It just happened.
974
00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:04,337
- Babies don't just happen.
975
00:50:05,964 --> 00:50:08,466
You know, at least you
committed to something.
976
00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:13,555
Get out of here.
977
00:50:17,058 --> 00:50:19,477
- [Leah] Can you at least
help me with my box?
978
00:50:22,063 --> 00:50:24,566
(soft music)
979
00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:36,995
Karen, what in the world
are we doing in your room?
980
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:38,872
- That is a great question.
981
00:50:38,913 --> 00:50:40,457
I'm so excited to
tell y'all this.
982
00:50:40,498 --> 00:50:43,960
And I felt like this was
the perfect room to do it in
983
00:50:44,002 --> 00:50:47,172
because this is my
future baby's room.
984
00:50:47,213 --> 00:50:48,840
- Lord have mercy.
985
00:50:49,799 --> 00:50:51,718
- So I wanna thank y'all.
986
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,261
- [Shannon] Okay. You welcome.
987
00:50:54,471 --> 00:50:55,805
- Okay.
988
00:50:55,847 --> 00:50:59,934
About seven or eight months
ago, God spoke to me.
989
00:50:59,976 --> 00:51:03,855
He said, "Jog to Leah's house."
So I did.
990
00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:06,566
It was early in the morning.
I was about a block away.
991
00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:10,111
And this gorgeous guy starts
jogging toward me, right?
992
00:51:10,153 --> 00:51:12,322
And he also didn't have
any jogging clothes on
993
00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:13,740
so that was a little weird.
994
00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:16,409
But anyway, I stopped him
and asked if he was okay.
995
00:51:16,451 --> 00:51:21,206
He said yes and this amazing
conversation started.
996
00:51:21,247 --> 00:51:22,832
We've been talking ever since.
997
00:51:24,626 --> 00:51:26,044
I didn't wanna tell
y'all about him yet
998
00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:27,921
until I was a hundred
percent sure I was ready
999
00:51:27,962 --> 00:51:30,256
to introduce him to my
best friends.
1000
00:51:30,298 --> 00:51:32,801
- Look, look, now I
done told you now,
1001
00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:37,555
we're not best friends,
okay? We're best friends.
1002
00:51:37,597 --> 00:51:40,183
(Karen laughs)
1003
00:51:42,769 --> 00:51:45,605
- Oh Shannon, you're so funny.
1004
00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:46,481
Anyway,
1005
00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:51,027
I am in love.
- What?
1006
00:51:51,069 --> 00:51:53,655
- I know.
It's so exciting, isn't it?
1007
00:51:53,697 --> 00:51:54,781
Y'all ready to meet him?
1008
00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:56,783
- Bring him out.
- [Karen] Okay.
1009
00:51:56,825 --> 00:51:58,201
Honey, come here!
1010
00:51:58,243 --> 00:51:59,244
- (indistinct) babe.
1011
00:52:00,995 --> 00:52:04,165
Leah.
- Oh my goodness. Surprise!
1012
00:52:04,207 --> 00:52:06,042
- Oh, heck to the nah, nah, nah!
1013
00:52:06,084 --> 00:52:08,294
What is this?
- Eddie?
1014
00:52:08,336 --> 00:52:09,379
- You know him already?
1015
00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:11,840
- Well, that's his baby.
1016
00:52:11,881 --> 00:52:13,258
Girl, where you been at?
1017
00:52:14,551 --> 00:52:16,803
- How was I supposed
to know that?
1018
00:52:16,845 --> 00:52:20,473
- Well, maybe because she
showed a photograph of him.
1019
00:52:20,515 --> 00:52:22,517
- She did?
- [Shannon] Yeah.
1020
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:27,480
- Hmm.
1021
00:52:27,522 --> 00:52:29,566
- [Shannon] Hmm.
1022
00:52:29,607 --> 00:52:30,400
- Oh.
- Oh.
1023
00:52:32,902 --> 00:52:34,571
- Oh.
- [Shannon] Oh. Mm-hmm.
1024
00:52:36,114 --> 00:52:36,948
- Oh.
1025
00:52:37,866 --> 00:52:39,534
Eddie?
- [Eddie] Babe?
1026
00:52:39,576 --> 00:52:40,910
- [Karen] What?
1027
00:52:40,952 --> 00:52:43,538
- (indistinct)
1028
00:52:48,877 --> 00:52:52,172
* Happy birthday to you *
1029
00:52:52,213 --> 00:52:54,883
Ah, you see what we got you,
girl.
1030
00:52:54,924 --> 00:52:59,095
- [Leah] Thank you.
- [Shannon] You welcome, girl.
1031
00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,513
- [Leah] The party's tonight?
1032
00:53:00,555 --> 00:53:03,141
- How did you know
about the party?
1033
00:53:03,183 --> 00:53:04,684
- Your friend, Karen.
1034
00:53:04,726 --> 00:53:06,394
- My friend, Karen?
1035
00:53:06,436 --> 00:53:09,147
Well, it was supposed to
be a surprise.
1036
00:53:09,189 --> 00:53:10,857
- Oh, oops.
1037
00:53:10,899 --> 00:53:12,859
- Girl, you've been
acting weirder than usual.
1038
00:53:12,901 --> 00:53:16,654
If you got something to
say, then say it, Karen.
1039
00:53:18,198 --> 00:53:22,869
Oh my gosh, girl. Is
that blood? Are you okay?
1040
00:53:22,911 --> 00:53:24,120
- Shannon, my baby.
1041
00:53:24,162 --> 00:53:25,872
- Come on, girl. Let's
go get you some help.
1042
00:53:25,914 --> 00:53:27,207
- My baby.
- Come on.
1043
00:53:27,248 --> 00:53:28,750
Are you all right?
1044
00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:39,636
What are you doing,
Karen? Answer me, girl.
1045
00:53:39,678 --> 00:53:42,430
Your half of a friend is
inside having a miscarriage
1046
00:53:42,472 --> 00:53:43,306
and you just outside?
1047
00:53:43,348 --> 00:53:44,683
- Leave me alone.
1048
00:53:44,724 --> 00:53:48,687
- No, I'm not gon' leave
you alone. Such a big baby.
1049
00:53:48,728 --> 00:53:50,146
So selfish.
1050
00:53:50,188 --> 00:53:54,275
Can't even support Leah in
her time of need, Christian.
1051
00:53:54,317 --> 00:53:57,320
- Support her for what?
She has everything.
1052
00:53:58,613 --> 00:54:01,658
You know, I have wanted a
decent man for the longest time
1053
00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:04,577
and a baby.
1054
00:54:04,619 --> 00:54:07,789
And she can just get one
just like that.
1055
00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:10,333
Any man she wants, even
got pregnant too.
1056
00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:13,753
- Karen, I don't know
who hurt you
1057
00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:15,672
or who told you that
you're nobody
1058
00:54:15,714 --> 00:54:18,425
unless you have a
man and a baby,
1059
00:54:18,466 --> 00:54:20,635
but that's a lie, girl.
1060
00:54:20,677 --> 00:54:23,930
God didn't make you limited
to anyone else but him.
1061
00:54:23,972 --> 00:54:25,265
You hear me?
1062
00:54:25,306 --> 00:54:27,892
- Well, if God made
me so special,
1063
00:54:27,934 --> 00:54:29,519
then why can't I have babies?
1064
00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:32,814
I can't.
I can't.
1065
00:54:32,856 --> 00:54:34,482
I can't have babies.
1066
00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:37,819
- God didn't say you couldn't
have babies, all right?
1067
00:54:39,070 --> 00:54:41,990
So, don't you listen to nobody
else but him. You hear me?
1068
00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:47,620
God isn't any fool, girl. And
he don't make none either.
1069
00:54:47,662 --> 00:54:50,540
You'll be a great mother,
won't you?
1070
00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:54,419
- Yeah, I guess.
- No, say what you mean.
1071
00:54:54,461 --> 00:54:56,463
Will you be a great mother?
1072
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:59,632
- Yes, I will. I know I will.
1073
00:54:59,674 --> 00:55:01,968
I love kids and I love
helping them,
1074
00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:06,097
but if God knows that, then
why did he make me infertile?
1075
00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:10,393
- Because God doesn't
make small plans, girl.
1076
00:55:10,435 --> 00:55:12,896
I mean, there are millions
of children in the world
1077
00:55:12,937 --> 00:55:15,899
that need your love that
you can't give birth to,
1078
00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:18,526
and they're important
to God too. You hear me?
1079
00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:21,988
And right now, our
friend needs our support.
1080
00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:23,448
- [Karen] Okay.
1081
00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:27,160
- So she just gon' have to
get that tomorrow. Let's go.
1082
00:55:27,202 --> 00:55:28,745
- Come on, Ashley!
1083
00:55:29,537 --> 00:55:32,040
We got things to do. Come on!
1084
00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:36,252
- My name is Samantha.
1085
00:55:36,294 --> 00:55:39,089
- That's what I said.
Come on, Jennifer.
1086
00:55:43,301 --> 00:55:46,012
(hip hop music)
1087
00:55:56,064 --> 00:55:58,733
(hip hop music)
1088
00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:36,146
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1089
00:56:36,187 --> 00:56:37,188
Please don't hurt me.
1090
00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:39,107
I'm a good girl. I go to church.
1091
00:56:39,149 --> 00:56:41,234
I even used to babysit the
little babies in the daycare
1092
00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:42,444
when I went to church,
1093
00:56:42,485 --> 00:56:44,446
and then they stopped
letting me do that,
1094
00:56:44,487 --> 00:56:47,449
but please don't hurt me.
I'm sorry.
1095
00:56:47,490 --> 00:56:51,161
- Do you know how long I
have been the armor bearer
1096
00:56:51,202 --> 00:56:53,163
for that red jacket lady?
1097
00:56:53,204 --> 00:56:56,332
All she wants me to do is
carry around this Bible
1098
00:56:56,374 --> 00:56:58,752
all day and all night long.
1099
00:56:58,793 --> 00:57:00,795
Do you know how heavy
this thing is?
1100
00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:03,590
- Too heavy to hit me with.
1101
00:57:03,631 --> 00:57:06,593
You're probably just not
strong enough anyway.
1102
00:57:06,634 --> 00:57:07,761
- All because your friend
1103
00:57:07,802 --> 00:57:10,597
wanted to rip off the
church ministry.
1104
00:57:10,638 --> 00:57:13,016
The church? The church?
1105
00:57:13,058 --> 00:57:15,852
- Yeah, she should really
be ashamed of herself.
1106
00:57:15,894 --> 00:57:18,271
You can hit her with it.
She doesn't like me anyway.
1107
00:57:18,313 --> 00:57:19,773
She says I'm not her friend.
1108
00:57:21,107 --> 00:57:22,067
- [Karen] Wait, wait,
1109
00:57:22,108 --> 00:57:24,402
(screams)
1110
00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:25,320
- Oh, man.
1111
00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:26,696
Oh, Jesus Lord.
1112
00:57:31,409 --> 00:57:32,702
Where is Karen?
1113
00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:34,704
- I'm sure she's well
taken care of.
1114
00:57:34,746 --> 00:57:36,790
- Oh, come on now.
We church members.
1115
00:57:36,831 --> 00:57:38,124
What would the pastor say?
1116
00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:41,378
- Nothing because the
first lady owes me too.
1117
00:57:41,419 --> 00:57:44,339
Oh no, Lord.
Not the first lady too.
1118
00:57:44,381 --> 00:57:46,466
- You know, I can't believe you.
1119
00:57:46,508 --> 00:57:48,802
After all I've done for you
1120
00:57:48,843 --> 00:57:51,471
and you wanna rip off the
church ministry?
1121
00:57:51,513 --> 00:57:53,848
- Where is that music
coming from?
1122
00:57:55,183 --> 00:57:56,601
- Don't worry about that!
1123
00:57:56,643 --> 00:58:00,480
I gave you my product with
no credit or collateral.
1124
00:58:00,522 --> 00:58:02,315
- Okay. I'm sorry, all
right? Just gimme a chance.
1125
00:58:02,357 --> 00:58:03,650
I got a date tomorrow.
1126
00:58:03,692 --> 00:58:06,945
- Another chance?
You want another chance?
1127
00:58:06,986 --> 00:58:09,155
The Lord will give you
another chance.
1128
00:58:09,197 --> 00:58:09,989
Me? No!
1129
00:58:11,199 --> 00:58:12,659
- Jesus, I said I was sorry.
1130
00:58:12,701 --> 00:58:17,997
- Do you know how jacked up
my name is in the streets?
1131
00:58:18,039 --> 00:58:20,625
People just think they
could do anything to me.
1132
00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:22,961
Nobody wanna make payments,
1133
00:58:23,003 --> 00:58:26,881
somebody even stole
my lash glue.
1134
00:58:28,717 --> 00:58:31,219
I can't even make the product
anymore for the church
1135
00:58:31,261 --> 00:58:33,430
until more come in.
1136
00:58:33,471 --> 00:58:35,682
I'm not selling Bibles, Shannon.
1137
00:58:35,724 --> 00:58:38,977
This ministry is called
RAW Ministry.
1138
00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:41,730
That doesn't stand for
Ready And Willing.
1139
00:58:41,771 --> 00:58:46,818
It stands for Rent A Weave,
and it's time for you to pay.
1140
00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,486
I'm getting ready to
repo that weave.
1141
00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:52,323
(women shouting indistinctly)
1142
00:58:56,494 --> 00:58:58,246
It's a pizza cutter,
but it'll work.
1143
00:58:58,288 --> 00:58:59,706
Gimme back the weave!
1144
00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:03,460
(women shouting indistinctly)
1145
00:59:03,501 --> 00:59:05,837
- (indistinct)
1146
00:59:05,879 --> 00:59:08,256
- And I'ma send it
back to the Lord.
1147
00:59:08,298 --> 00:59:11,092
(Shannon screams)
1148
00:59:13,553 --> 00:59:15,180
Give him the glory!
1149
00:59:17,432 --> 00:59:18,600
- [Shannon] No.
1150
00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:21,436
- Yeah, I guess it just
wasn't time for me
1151
00:59:21,478 --> 00:59:23,021
to have a baby right now, so.
1152
00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:25,815
- Just gotta leave that
stuff up to God.
1153
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:29,402
You gon' be all right
too, Karen, all right?
1154
00:59:29,444 --> 00:59:32,781
Don't you worry. I'm just
glad Karen all right too.
1155
00:59:32,822 --> 00:59:34,157
I'm glad both of y'all-
1156
00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:38,370
(bright piano music)
1157
00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:42,082
So did you get everything?
1158
00:59:42,123 --> 00:59:43,833
- Yeah, I think so.
1159
00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:45,085
- Okay.
1160
00:59:45,126 --> 00:59:47,587
You know, I think it's
gon' be good for you.
1161
00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:48,588
I mean, you know, 'cause
you have time,
1162
00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:49,964
you got no job,
1163
00:59:50,006 --> 00:59:52,634
and unemployment still a
bump, you know what I mean?
1164
00:59:54,094 --> 00:59:56,262
- I think I'ma also stop
by my grandma's.
1165
00:59:56,304 --> 00:59:57,263
It's long overdue.
1166
00:59:57,305 --> 00:59:58,515
- I got you. I got you.
1167
00:59:58,556 --> 01:00:00,392
You know, I'ma come
by, I'ma get your mail,
1168
01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:02,811
make sure no creeps like
Eddie roaming around, okay?
1169
01:00:02,852 --> 01:00:03,895
- [Leah] Please.
- Get outta here.
1170
01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:05,105
(laughs)
1171
01:00:05,146 --> 01:00:07,774
- [Leah] Thank you so much.
- You welcome.
1172
01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:09,109
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute, girl.
1173
01:00:09,150 --> 01:00:10,485
Where is your luggage?
1174
01:00:10,527 --> 01:00:11,528
- I need it, don't I?
1175
01:00:11,569 --> 01:00:12,696
- Yeah, go get your luggage,
girl.
1176
01:00:12,737 --> 01:00:14,406
I mean, I would think so.
- Duh.
1177
01:00:15,573 --> 01:00:18,827
(bright piano music)
1178
01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:56,197
(knocking on the door)
1179
01:00:58,366 --> 01:01:01,661
- [Grandma] Well, hey
there, baby. How you doing?
1180
01:01:01,703 --> 01:01:04,039
How you doin'?
- I am good.
1181
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:07,709
I can't get a hug?
1182
01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:12,839
- Trying to remember
where do I know you from?
1183
01:01:12,881 --> 01:01:14,841
I'm sorry.
I'm just playing, baby.
1184
01:01:14,883 --> 01:01:17,218
Oh, it's so good to see
you. Good to see you.
1185
01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:19,721
- [Leah] I know it's
been long. I just been...
1186
01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:20,972
- You might wanna get
that over there.
1187
01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:22,098
What you got all up in there?
1188
01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:23,641
- All over the place, grandma.
I'm sorry.
1189
01:01:23,683 --> 01:01:26,686
I hope you got me some gifts
in there, making it that heavy.
1190
01:01:26,728 --> 01:01:28,521
(laughs)
1191
01:01:28,563 --> 01:01:29,647
Hey, you want some pie?
1192
01:01:29,689 --> 01:01:31,149
- Yes, ma'am. Please.
1193
01:01:31,191 --> 01:01:34,027
- You do know what kind of
pie I'm talkin' 'bout, right?
1194
01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:35,236
- [Leah] You thinking
what I'm thinking?
1195
01:01:35,278 --> 01:01:37,113
- I'm hoping I'm thinking
what you thinking.
1196
01:01:37,155 --> 01:01:38,531
(laughs)
1197
01:01:38,573 --> 01:01:42,035
And you wouldn't happen to
have a lighter, would you?
1198
01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:43,411
- [Leah] I got one for me
and one for you.
1199
01:01:43,453 --> 01:01:47,207
- Oh, you my favorite for
a reason. Come on in here.
1200
01:01:47,248 --> 01:01:50,085
(soft piano music)
1201
01:01:57,050 --> 01:02:00,428
It might not look as
pretty as it gon' taste.
1202
01:02:07,268 --> 01:02:11,648
So, how's that
unemployment going?
1203
01:02:11,690 --> 01:02:13,900
- I mean, it's unemployed.
1204
01:02:16,236 --> 01:02:18,655
- Woo. Sounds fun.
1205
01:02:18,697 --> 01:02:21,449
(laughs)
1206
01:02:21,491 --> 01:02:23,118
- Grandma?
- Hmm?
1207
01:02:23,159 --> 01:02:24,828
- How do you do it?
- Do what?
1208
01:02:26,621 --> 01:02:28,456
- Like, you're just
here by yourself.
1209
01:02:30,542 --> 01:02:31,960
- Hmm, out here isn't ideal,
1210
01:02:32,002 --> 01:02:36,089
but you get used to
it after a bit.
1211
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:44,180
- I've been talkin' to God,
but I'm just still lost.
1212
01:02:44,222 --> 01:02:47,851
- Well, did you ask him
what we talked about?
1213
01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:48,935
- No, ma'am.
1214
01:02:50,186 --> 01:02:51,146
- Well,
1215
01:02:52,522 --> 01:02:53,857
stupid.
1216
01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:56,776
- Grandma, you can't
be saying that.
1217
01:02:56,818 --> 01:02:58,403
People now get offended.
1218
01:02:59,779 --> 01:03:01,072
- See, now that's the problem.
1219
01:03:02,198 --> 01:03:06,786
You new girls today,
nowadays are too sensitive.
1220
01:03:06,828 --> 01:03:08,329
A boy wanna break up with you
1221
01:03:08,371 --> 01:03:11,082
and you runnin' around here
trying to snatch a weave out.
1222
01:03:12,334 --> 01:03:16,796
- Well, us new girls don't
wanna be like y'all old ladies
1223
01:03:16,838 --> 01:03:18,214
and not have a voice.
1224
01:03:20,675 --> 01:03:21,593
- A voice?
1225
01:03:22,844 --> 01:03:25,013
Only a fool screams to be heard.
1226
01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:29,934
Much like those people that
get married just to be seen.
1227
01:03:29,976 --> 01:03:32,062
- It's nothing wrong with
wanting to be married.
1228
01:03:32,103 --> 01:03:33,980
- It is if it's for the
wrong reason.
1229
01:03:34,022 --> 01:03:36,900
- But love should be
enough reason, right?
1230
01:03:38,568 --> 01:03:39,944
- You stupid. You stupid.
1231
01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:46,493
Baby, love is one of those
bonuses of a great marriage.
1232
01:03:48,119 --> 01:03:50,538
It is not the marriage.
1233
01:03:51,664 --> 01:03:54,042
- But love is why
people get married.
1234
01:03:54,084 --> 01:03:55,960
- Well, it should be for God,
1235
01:03:57,087 --> 01:03:58,963
but that doesn't make
sense to you
1236
01:03:59,005 --> 01:04:01,633
'cause you don't know God.
1237
01:04:01,675 --> 01:04:02,884
- I know God.
1238
01:04:04,344 --> 01:04:08,431
- But do you have a
relationship with him?
1239
01:04:08,473 --> 01:04:10,558
No, you don't.
1240
01:04:12,310 --> 01:04:15,230
You don't get up in the
morning and read your Bible.
1241
01:04:15,271 --> 01:04:19,859
You're not praying, you're
not daily meditating.
1242
01:04:19,901 --> 01:04:22,404
You're not trying to
avoid foolishness,
1243
01:04:22,445 --> 01:04:24,364
which would help build
up your faith.
1244
01:04:25,407 --> 01:04:29,202
Without faith, it's
impossible to please God.
1245
01:04:29,244 --> 01:04:33,498
And those who know him know
that he is a reward of those
1246
01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:34,958
who diligently seek him.
1247
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:40,672
- Grandma, this is not the
1960s. Seeking God is hard.
1248
01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:42,257
- Everything is hard.
1249
01:04:43,341 --> 01:04:45,010
Dating is hard.
1250
01:04:45,051 --> 01:04:47,721
You still datin'. Mm-hmm.
1251
01:04:47,762 --> 01:04:51,016
Getting drunk till
you're passed out,
1252
01:04:51,057 --> 01:04:53,643
falling out all on the
ground is hard,
1253
01:04:54,936 --> 01:04:57,230
but I ain't seen that
you stopped drinking.
1254
01:04:58,648 --> 01:05:00,400
Spending an hour in the bathroom
1255
01:05:00,442 --> 01:05:05,071
trying to squeeze into some
clothes that's so tight
1256
01:05:05,113 --> 01:05:07,157
that it stops you
from breathing,
1257
01:05:08,324 --> 01:05:11,870
but I don't see you stop
trying on clothes too small
1258
01:05:11,911 --> 01:05:15,206
the next time.
I still see you squeezing.
1259
01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:20,712
And another thing, y'all
and these lashes,
1260
01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:22,297
25 inches long,
1261
01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:26,092
look like baby tarantulas done
grabbed you by the eyelids
1262
01:05:26,134 --> 01:05:27,427
and hanging on for dear life.
1263
01:05:27,469 --> 01:05:28,678
I mean, I tell you,
1264
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,263
I don't know what to say
about y'all young folks.
1265
01:05:30,305 --> 01:05:31,639
- [Leah] Grandma?
- What?
1266
01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:34,309
Where's the lie?
1267
01:05:35,268 --> 01:05:37,020
(laughs)
1268
01:05:37,062 --> 01:05:38,146
Well, lemme go back here
1269
01:05:38,188 --> 01:05:40,315
and check on my clothes
in the dryer.
1270
01:05:40,357 --> 01:05:42,275
And don't mess with
my little pie.
1271
01:05:42,317 --> 01:05:45,695
- [Leah] I might take a bite.
- I'll know if you have.
1272
01:05:45,737 --> 01:05:47,781
The proof will be showin' up.
1273
01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:49,115
- Thank you.
1274
01:05:49,157 --> 01:05:53,161
- [Grandma] Oh, you
welcome, baby. You welcome.
1275
01:05:58,541 --> 01:06:01,127
(piano music)
1276
01:06:34,452 --> 01:06:37,122
(upbeat music)
1277
01:06:56,224 --> 01:06:58,727
* (indistinct) *
1278
01:06:58,768 --> 01:07:02,939
* I'm dyin' with you
'cause I'm in love *
1279
01:07:02,981 --> 01:07:07,152
* Forget about the
troubles behind *
1280
01:07:07,193 --> 01:07:11,322
* With you, I wanna
leave all behind *
1281
01:07:11,364 --> 01:07:12,866
* Your pretty sugar make me,
my love *
1282
01:07:12,907 --> 01:07:13,950
- All right, baby.
1283
01:07:13,992 --> 01:07:16,036
I thank you for comin'
and visitin',
1284
01:07:16,077 --> 01:07:20,081
even though you wasn't
visitin' me, just usin' me.
1285
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:23,043
- [Leah] Grandma, stop it.
- I'm just playin'.
1286
01:07:23,084 --> 01:07:26,212
I'm just playin'. No, I'm not.
1287
01:07:26,254 --> 01:07:28,131
- Thank you so much, Grandma.
Thank you.
1288
01:07:28,173 --> 01:07:29,674
- Oh, you're so welcome,
sweetie.
1289
01:07:29,716 --> 01:07:32,427
Now you make sure you take those
scriptures that I gave you.
1290
01:07:32,469 --> 01:07:35,221
You read them and you meditate
on 'em every day, all right?
1291
01:07:35,263 --> 01:07:37,390
- Yes, ma'am.
- All right.
1292
01:07:37,432 --> 01:07:39,392
- All right.
I guess I will leave.
1293
01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:40,977
- Okay.
1294
01:07:41,019 --> 01:07:43,521
Take care now.
- [Leah] Can I get a hug?
1295
01:07:43,563 --> 01:07:45,774
- I'm still upset about
that sweet potato pie that-
1296
01:07:45,815 --> 01:07:48,276
- [Leah] Grandma.
- Okay, okay.
1297
01:07:49,402 --> 01:07:51,738
You be good, sweetie.
- Yes, ma'am. I love you.
1298
01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,114
- I love you too.
- All right.
1299
01:07:53,156 --> 01:07:55,784
- All right. Bye-bye, baby.
- Bye.
1300
01:07:55,825 --> 01:07:57,494
- Stupid.
1301
01:07:57,535 --> 01:07:59,537
(laughs)
1302
01:08:00,622 --> 01:08:01,456
Oh.
1303
01:08:25,146 --> 01:08:26,481
- God, please,
1304
01:08:27,816 --> 01:08:30,151
please gimme what's best for me.
1305
01:08:30,193 --> 01:08:32,654
(bell dings)
1306
01:08:53,008 --> 01:08:54,718
- Girl, what is going
on with you?
1307
01:08:54,759 --> 01:08:56,094
Like, why are you in the bed
1308
01:08:56,136 --> 01:08:59,347
in the middle of the day
like this? Like, talk to us.
1309
01:08:59,389 --> 01:09:01,975
- I think God just wants
me to be alone.
1310
01:09:02,017 --> 01:09:03,476
- What are you talking about?
1311
01:09:04,352 --> 01:09:06,062
- So, I prayed to God
1312
01:09:06,104 --> 01:09:08,398
and I asked him to give
me what's best for me.
1313
01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,192
And I've been alone for
a whole week.
1314
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,195
- Oh, Lord.
Please don't do it like that.
1315
01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:16,614
- First of all, one week
is not that long.
1316
01:09:16,656 --> 01:09:19,075
Second of all, when we
do things God's way,
1317
01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:21,036
it's not always easier,
but it's better.
1318
01:09:21,077 --> 01:09:24,581
- Right 'cause God got you right
where you need to be, girl.
1319
01:09:24,622 --> 01:09:27,250
- Maybe He just wants
you to work on yourself.
1320
01:09:27,292 --> 01:09:30,003
- You right 'cause why
would He give me a husband
1321
01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:31,546
and I'm a complete mess?
1322
01:09:32,464 --> 01:09:33,631
- Well, why would He
allow for you
1323
01:09:33,673 --> 01:09:35,342
to choose any man you
want though?
1324
01:09:35,383 --> 01:09:38,720
- If He wants us to know
the purpose, He'll tell us.
1325
01:09:38,762 --> 01:09:40,013
- Right, Karen.
1326
01:09:40,055 --> 01:09:41,848
You know what, Karen,
you a whole friend now.
1327
01:09:41,890 --> 01:09:43,350
- It was just two thirds before.
1328
01:09:43,391 --> 01:09:44,392
- [Shannon] Yeah.
1329
01:09:46,061 --> 01:09:49,689
- Just (indistinct).
1330
01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:52,650
(singer vocalizing)
1331
01:10:16,257 --> 01:10:17,717
- This is our case area.
1332
01:10:17,759 --> 01:10:21,763
This is usually where we have
clients (indistinct) location.
1333
01:10:21,805 --> 01:10:23,264
So, you can wait here.
1334
01:10:23,306 --> 01:10:25,141
I'm gonna grab (indistinct)
and I'll be right back.
1335
01:10:25,183 --> 01:10:26,559
- Thank you.
- You welcome.
1336
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:38,863
- Okay.
- Hey.
1337
01:10:39,572 --> 01:10:40,907
Hey.
1338
01:10:40,949 --> 01:10:42,701
- Hey, what you doing here?
1339
01:10:42,742 --> 01:10:45,537
- I was just about to
ask you the same thing.
1340
01:10:45,578 --> 01:10:48,998
I'm filling out an application
for a position they had open.
1341
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:49,916
What are you doing here?
1342
01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,459
- Well, I just got offered a job
1343
01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,628
for a office administrator, so.
1344
01:10:54,629 --> 01:10:56,631
- [Dan] Okay.
Congratulations on that.
1345
01:10:56,673 --> 01:10:57,841
- Thank you.
- That's great.
1346
01:11:01,177 --> 01:11:03,680
You look beautiful, by the way.
1347
01:11:03,722 --> 01:11:04,639
It's been a while.
1348
01:11:09,227 --> 01:11:10,061
Listen,
1349
01:11:12,313 --> 01:11:13,314
listen,
1350
01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:17,235
I know this is not the right
time or place for this,
1351
01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:18,445
but I just wanna apologize
1352
01:11:18,486 --> 01:11:20,488
for everything we've
been through.
1353
01:11:20,530 --> 01:11:23,450
- Dan, let's just call it even.
1354
01:11:24,492 --> 01:11:26,327
Everything happens for a reason.
1355
01:11:27,996 --> 01:11:30,457
- Well, I mean, look at you.
1356
01:11:30,498 --> 01:11:34,127
You came out great after
all of this. You're glowing.
1357
01:11:34,169 --> 01:11:35,337
- [Leah] We all are.
1358
01:11:37,047 --> 01:11:38,798
- [Dan] I miss you.
1359
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,342
- I miss you too.
1360
01:11:47,849 --> 01:11:51,978
- Okay. Are you dating
someone or something?
1361
01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:53,480
- We're not like that, no.
1362
01:11:54,856 --> 01:11:57,275
- [Dan] I thought you
said you miss me.
1363
01:11:57,317 --> 01:12:00,111
- I do, but this just
doesn't feel right.
1364
01:12:00,153 --> 01:12:01,863
I'm not the same person anymore.
1365
01:12:03,239 --> 01:12:05,492
I don't wanna date someone
1366
01:12:05,533 --> 01:12:08,703
only because I'm afraid
of not dating someone.
1367
01:12:11,456 --> 01:12:14,542
- Well, can I take you
out to lunch or something?
1368
01:12:14,584 --> 01:12:16,628
I mean, there's a coffee
place right over there.
1369
01:12:16,670 --> 01:12:19,673
We can go have a cup of
coffee and just talk.
1370
01:12:19,714 --> 01:12:21,424
- Don't you have a girlfriend?
1371
01:12:23,218 --> 01:12:26,554
- Something like that,
but I want you.
1372
01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:30,934
- And I wanna spend
more time with God
1373
01:12:30,975 --> 01:12:32,477
doing things that I like to do
1374
01:12:32,519 --> 01:12:35,689
and, you know, find out
who I really am.
1375
01:12:38,191 --> 01:12:40,276
I need to focus on
becoming the woman
1376
01:12:40,318 --> 01:12:43,446
that the man that I want
would wanna have.
1377
01:12:45,782 --> 01:12:46,950
- [Dan] Touche.
1378
01:12:48,326 --> 01:12:51,663
Understandable, but I
still love you.
1379
01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:56,793
- I'll always love you, Dan.
1380
01:12:57,794 --> 01:12:59,587
- Ooh girl!
Well, I got the gift, girl!
1381
01:13:01,631 --> 01:13:03,675
Woo! Thank you, Jesus!
1382
01:13:03,717 --> 01:13:05,593
- Shannon, what are you
doing? I'm on the job.
1383
01:13:05,635 --> 01:13:07,095
- Okay, and? Me too, girl.
1384
01:13:07,137 --> 01:13:07,971
But listen, I got a gift.
1385
01:13:08,013 --> 01:13:08,847
- [Woman] Who is this?
1386
01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:10,306
- I don't know. I'm so sorry.
1387
01:13:10,348 --> 01:13:14,185
- No, no, no, no. Watch,
watch. Dark skin and chocolate.
1388
01:13:14,227 --> 01:13:15,103
(squeals)
1389
01:13:15,145 --> 01:13:16,521
Come on, Jesus!
1390
01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:20,233
* Layin' on the bed, I like
to be your love, baby *
1391
01:13:20,275 --> 01:13:21,943
Oh, thank you, Lord!
1392
01:13:23,194 --> 01:13:25,405
Girl, I'm like (indistinct).
1393
01:13:25,447 --> 01:13:27,574
Oh, Jesus! Glory to God.
1394
01:13:28,616 --> 01:13:31,578
- Ready to go, babe?
- Ooh, yes. Thank you!
1395
01:13:31,619 --> 01:13:32,370
- [Leah] Can I go too?
1396
01:13:32,412 --> 01:13:33,747
- How do you do that?
1397
01:13:33,788 --> 01:13:36,791
- [Shannon] No, girl, you
got an interview. Hold on.
1398
01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,752
- [Leah] I'll teach you later.
Bye.
1399
01:13:38,793 --> 01:13:42,881
* You afraid that you
gon' make me, my love *
1400
01:13:42,922 --> 01:13:47,052
* I'm dyin' with you
'cause I'm in love *
1401
01:13:47,093 --> 01:13:51,473
* Forget about the
troubles behind *
1402
01:13:51,514 --> 01:13:55,685
* With you, I wanna
leave all behind *
1403
01:13:55,727 --> 01:14:00,357
* You afraid that you
gon' make me, my love *
1404
01:14:00,398 --> 01:14:02,984
(upbeat music)
1405
01:14:16,414 --> 01:14:19,000
(piano music)
1406
01:14:55,370 --> 01:14:57,914
(piano music)
1407
01:15:36,119 --> 01:15:38,705
(piano music)
1408
01:16:06,274 --> 01:16:08,860
(piano music)
1409
01:16:51,653 --> 01:16:54,823
(singer vocalizing)
1410
01:17:43,371 --> 01:17:46,374
(singers vocalizing)
1411
01:17:54,674 --> 01:17:57,844
(singer vocalizing)
1412
01:18:43,306 --> 01:18:46,267
(singer vocalizing)
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