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What's going on? 17 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,743 - You told her where I was at? 18 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,787 - First of all, I just wanna say I love your hair. 19 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:19,621 - Boy, stop. 20 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,249 Stop with the lies. 21 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,252 - Take my membership (indistinct). 22 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:27,170 What you want me to do? 23 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,630 - Okay. And so? I don't care. 24 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,590 - What you mean you don't care? I care. 25 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:31,800 I care. 26 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:33,343 People look at me like I ain't about to steal, 27 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,762 treat me like I got good credit. At least okay credit. 28 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:39,432 And I get to get closer to God's anointing. 29 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,394 So if you don't mind, can I finish? 30 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,521 - I'ma finish for you, aight? 31 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:45,980 Hey girl, how you doing? I'm Shannon. 32 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:48,608 Come over here real quick. I got something to tell you. 33 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,403 See that guy right there that you standing next to? 34 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,988 That guy got the claps, girl. 35 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,281 And I ain't talkin' them hand claps 36 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,658 like how we do in church, girl. 37 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,077 I'm talkin' about them claps, claps, okay? 38 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,203 Girl 'cause I would hate 39 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,996 to have to see a clap back, all right? 40 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,623 - No! - Now back to you. 41 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,959 I don't ever want to hear my name 42 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,961 come outta your mouth to her. 43 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:08,837 Do you hear me? 44 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,171 (upbeat music) 45 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,590 - It's time to fix your covenant, Shannon. 46 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,469 It's time to fix your co- 47 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:19,139 You better gimme my money! 48 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,932 Are you gonna gimme my money?! 49 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,517 Come on, Shakreah! 50 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,104 What is you doin'? We gotta go! 51 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,314 - My name is actually Samantha. 52 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,066 - Samantha? - [Samantha] Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,651 - All right, come on. We gotta go. Come on. 54 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,486 - Do you think maybe we should leave this Bible 55 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:36,156 in the car though so nothing happens to it? 56 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,490 - Put the Bible in the- 57 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,952 We will carry the word everywhere we go. 58 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,037 - [Samantha] Yes ma'am. 59 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,663 - Now come on and let's go! - Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,165 But one last thing, 61 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,959 do you think maybe sometime soon I could use a bathroom 62 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,461 or maybe just change my clothes? 63 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,212 'Cause I've been wearing these for three days 64 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,381 and I'm starting to smell like my armpits. 65 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:56,176 - This is your garment of praise. 66 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,094 The Lord didn't wear deodorant. 67 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,721 Now come on. Let's go, Lisa! 68 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,140 Come on! Where's my money?! - Okay. 69 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,933 It's Samantha though. 70 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:04,934 My name is Samantha. 71 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,645 (hip hop music) 72 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,077 - ... museum, we can go to the park. 73 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,036 It's gonna be such a good time. 74 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,622 - Oh my goodness. So cute. 75 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:26,456 Can I see? 76 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,791 - [Man] Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. 77 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,669 - Hi baby. What's her name? 78 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,463 - Oh, it's a boy. His name is Aiden. 79 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,840 - No, that's not gonna work for me. 80 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,050 Karen Junior. 81 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,635 Karen Junior's better. 82 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,220 - [Man] That is crazy. - Yes. 83 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,263 No, it's not. Can I touch? 84 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:46,184 - [Man] I would prefer- - One finger. Just one time. 85 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,227 Boo! 86 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,353 - [Man] He's allergic to skin and- 87 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,064 - Oh, then I'll do two fingers. Okay. 88 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,565 (Karen makes playful noises) 89 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,110 - [Man] I'm just saying I don't think that's a good idea. 90 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,153 (Karen makes playful noises) 91 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,571 Okay. 92 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,908 Okay, lady. - [Karen] Oh, KJ. Yes. 93 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,493 - Lady, no. It's Aiden. 94 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:07,372 (indistinct) like even numbers, so I'll just wait. 95 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,165 (Karen makes playful screaming noises) 96 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,792 Lady? - Okay. Okay. 97 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,210 Do you need a babysitter? 98 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,088 - Okay, we gotta go. - Oh, I'll come with you. 99 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,339 - [Man] Absolutely not. 100 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,924 - [Karen] You look like you need some help. 101 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,218 I'm coming. I'm coming. 102 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,886 - [Man] No, lady. Wait, lady. 103 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,847 - [Karen] I got him. - [Man] What are you doing? 104 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,598 Stop, lady! 105 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,766 Lady! 106 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,893 (Karen laughs) 107 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:29,728 Lady? 108 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,941 Lady! Please stop, lady! 109 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:35,900 (car bell rings) 110 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,235 Oh God. 111 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,403 AJ? Baby AJ! 112 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,701 Someone help! Help me! 113 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,368 Baby AJ! 114 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,079 (hip hop music) 115 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,797 - [Dan] Listen to me. 116 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,716 Relationships are about sacrificing and compromising. 117 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,510 Everything can't be your way. 118 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,845 - One thing? One thing? 119 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,598 - [Dan] Everything I do for you day in and day out. 120 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,599 Are you really trying to tell me 121 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:50,767 I don't do anything for you? 122 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,686 - No, you don't. - All right, stop it 123 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,605 'cause now you're just arguing for the sake of arguing. 124 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,150 - I'm not happy. 125 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,402 I am not happy. 126 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,405 I give you all of my attention and I'm tired. 127 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,198 I'm sick and tired, Danny, 128 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,700 of feeling single in a relationship. 129 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,035 - Maybe it's because you act single. 130 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,495 This thing goes both ways, Leah. 131 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,872 Complain about not getting any attention 132 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:13,957 when you don't give it. 133 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,875 - Danny, I give you all of my time. 134 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,585 - No, you don't. 135 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,587 You sit on your phone all day scrolling 136 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,757 and posting pictures of yourself like some Instagram model. 137 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,220 - You serious right now? - Oh my God. 138 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,179 You don't get it. 139 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,055 - [Leah] I don't get it. Right. 140 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,515 - You really don't get it. 141 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,852 Do you even want to be loved? 142 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:35,770 Do you want to be loved? 143 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,188 - Yes, Danny, I wanna be loved. 144 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,025 - Well, be the woman that a man would want to love. 145 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,278 I'm outta here. 146 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:46,448 (slow guitar music) 147 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:01,796 - Hey, Leah. 148 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,800 You seen my wife? 149 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,969 - She passed away five years ago. 150 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,931 - She passed? - [Leah] Yes. Yes, sir. 151 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,476 - Oh God. 152 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,105 So, I'm free? 153 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,066 I'm free? 154 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,484 Oh, sweet! 155 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,110 Hey, no take-backs. You said it. 156 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,654 I'm out. Woo! Woo! 157 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,947 I'm out of here. Woo! 158 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,954 (guitar music) 159 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,271 - God, I thought you said he was the one. 160 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,735 I prayed so hard for him. 161 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,905 What am I doing wrong? 162 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:13,910 All right, God. 163 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,204 I'm gonna test you. 164 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:21,835 Give me a guy with a big heart. 165 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,962 (bell dings) 166 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:24,963 What am I doing? 167 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,223 (soft bass music) 168 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,996 - [Man] Whose bathroom is this? 169 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,168 A little small in here. 170 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:08,214 (indistinct) to pull down. Okay, less pushing. 171 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,051 (soft bass music) 172 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,481 Who draws are these? 173 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,608 Man, how you have dirt in the shower? 174 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,276 Don't you have to take off your shoes? 175 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,779 (Leah gasps) 176 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,324 Morning, Leah. 177 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,117 - How do you know my name? 178 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,245 - [Man] What'd you say, Leah? 179 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,790 - How do you know my name? 180 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,627 - [Man] We know each other. - How? 181 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,672 - [Man] You prayed for me. - Huh? 182 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,715 - [Man] Last night. 183 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,636 - I don't know you. 184 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:06,147 - [Man] The door doesn't even open. Look how- 185 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,357 Whoa! 186 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:11,277 Wait a minute now. You called me over here. 187 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,696 - [Leah] That's a lie. 188 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,947 - Aight, so last night, 189 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,573 you got into a argument with your mans, right? 190 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,242 And you told God you wanted, like, 191 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,661 a big buff dude or something. 192 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:20,954 Then, like, here I am. 193 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,248 And I ain't no Terry Crews or nothing though. 194 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,001 I'm trying to get swole. 195 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:29,921 I'm trying to get... it's a little muscle up here. 196 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,423 You just gon' close the door? 197 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:36,302 I can't open the door and- 198 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,679 - This is not happening. 199 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,682 I must be on drugs. 200 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,184 Did I take drugs last night? 201 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,147 No, I'm tripping 'cause there is not... 202 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,315 there's definitely not some random guy 203 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,401 in my bathroom right now. 204 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,695 (exhales) 205 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:58,158 I mean, all I said was, "God, gimme a fat, black guy." 206 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,034 (bell dings) - Woo! 207 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:04,164 Hey Leah, were you just talking to God, 208 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,999 like, 10 seconds ago? 209 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,042 - [Leah] Why? 210 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,711 - Because there's another me in here 211 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:13,631 and I see why you're upset. I do. I do see why. 212 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,050 I just wanted let you know about that 213 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,594 'cause I don't know what you wanna do about it. 214 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,971 There's two big, black dudes in the bathroom. 215 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,098 No pressure. Just letting you know that. 216 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:26,978 - What? 217 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,483 (exhales) 218 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,901 Breathe, breathe, breathe. 219 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,903 Okay, God, 220 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:41,242 give me an attractive chef named Julio. 221 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,787 (bell dings) 222 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,829 What am I doing? 223 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,230 Woo! I swear I'm tripping. 224 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,524 Good morning. - [Julio] Good morning. 225 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,402 - Who are you? 226 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:19,447 - [Julio] Well, I am an attractive chef named- 227 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,074 - Julio. - [Julio] Mm-hmm. 228 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,702 - Oh my God. 229 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,956 - Shh. Do not use his name in vain, sweetheart. 230 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,881 - Shannon. - [Shannon] What? 231 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,385 What, girl? 232 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,887 - Who gave you keys to my house? 233 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,598 - You forgot 'em and I'm returning 'em, kind of, sort of. 234 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,434 - [Leah] Gimme my keys. 235 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,729 - Well, between the crazy text messages you were sending me 236 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,897 and this fine man right here, 237 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,691 you got over Dan real quick then. 238 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,984 - It's not what it looks like. Come on. 239 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,778 - Girl, what you talking about? 240 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,488 - I got a really big problem. 241 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,533 - [Shannon] Okay. What is it? 242 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,786 - Every time I ask God for something, he gives it to me. 243 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,829 - Huh? What? 244 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,790 - I came home the other night 245 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:15,545 and I was like, "God, give me a buff black guy." 246 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:16,212 - Mm, girl. 247 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,425 Girl, we're gon' have to fellowship more often. 248 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,259 - No. 249 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:27,557 Anyways, I came home, I was crying and acting crazy, 250 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,351 and I fell asleep. 251 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:33,521 And I asked God, I was like, "God, give me a buff guy." 252 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:40,320 I woke up and there was just some random guy in my shower. 253 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,488 - But hold up, hold up. 254 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,156 So you're telling me 255 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:47,827 that you asked God for a young, attractive chef 256 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:48,828 and then you went in your kitchen 257 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,163 and then that fine man was there? 258 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,748 - [Leah] Yes. 259 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,209 - Well, glory to God, girl. I don't wanna miss my blessing. 260 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,044 Okay, tell me how you were talking 261 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,003 when you was talking to God. 262 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,673 Where were you standing? 263 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,633 - Right here. I just said, 264 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:07,180 "God give me an attractive chef named Julio." 265 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:11,601 - God, I want a young, attractive chef named Denzel 266 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,477 in his prime. 267 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,817 Left side, strong side? 268 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,528 (hip hop music) 269 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,241 Strong side, left side? 270 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:35,208 King Kong ain't got nothing on me. 271 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,212 - Girl, you done lost your mind. 272 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,380 - Yeah. 273 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,675 I'm trying to find if I'm finding Denzel. 274 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,927 (groans) 275 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,056 - You ready? - For what? 276 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,099 - A cooking class. 277 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,935 - [Woman] Ooh girl, he is fine. 278 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,981 - That food smell a little funky to me. 279 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,986 - I wanna welcome you ladies to my VIP cooking class. 280 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,323 Before you lovely ladies get out here today, 281 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,242 I wanted to make sure I get you some containers 282 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:14,330 to, you know, keep your food nice and fresh. 283 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,294 Now if you've enjoyed what I prepared for you so far, 284 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,758 just wait till you see what I have in store for you next. 285 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,928 I'm going to teach you all how to make 286 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:33,308 my very, very special stuffing. 287 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,061 - Stuffing. - Yeah. You see, 288 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:41,191 stuffing is good for, you know, stuffing things 289 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,651 like Turkey. 290 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,029 Turkey. 291 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:50,909 - Mm. I think I'm in love. He just called me a Turkey. 292 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,912 Wait a minute. I paid for the shirtless class. 293 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,497 - He's fine with his shirt on. 294 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,960 - [Julio] Have you met my girlfriend? 295 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,003 - Girlfriend? 296 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,673 She must not be doing something right 297 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,882 if he's sitting here with me. 298 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,801 - Yeah, that's his girlfriend. 299 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,637 Now turn your little Turkey neck around. 300 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,097 - Hater. - Girl, you- 301 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,808 - Settle down, ladies. 302 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,559 Trust me when I tell you 303 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,646 there's gonna be more than enough stuffing 304 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,314 to go around for you all. 305 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,400 - [Woman] Oh, Leah, you got a freak. 306 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,070 - Now which one of y'all want to go first? 307 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,447 - Girl, why you letting this go on? 308 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,284 - [Leah] He's just flirting. That's all. 309 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,328 - Yeah, but why you letting this happen? 310 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,331 I mean, this is a fine man from God. 311 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,582 This man is sent from the heavens 312 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,209 and you just lettin' this Turkey neck female 313 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,086 just steal your thunder from down under. 314 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,671 I mean, above. 315 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,340 - I'ma goeth get my maneth. 316 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,509 - Okay girl. Don't (indistinct). 317 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,385 - You got my back? 318 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,553 - Yeah, girl, I got your back 319 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,179 'cause you know I ain't scared of nobody 320 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,099 because I got your back 321 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,601 like a back got a back brace. 322 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,981 Like a back got a back (indistinct) 323 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,735 and I got your back like a back got back fat. 324 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,405 - Shannon? Shannon? 325 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,241 - I'll be right back. 326 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:17,078 - What do you mean, Shannon? Huh? 327 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:23,376 You think you can run, but you can't hide. 328 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,252 Okay. 329 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,505 Michelle, come on! 330 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:29,924 What are you doing? 331 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,218 Listen, we gotta stick to the plan today. 332 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,347 We are here for one reason and one reason only. 333 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,556 - Mm-hmm. - All right, come on. 334 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,640 Let's go. 335 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,185 - Also, my name is not Michelle. It's- 336 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,771 - Come on, Sarah. We gotta go! 337 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,273 - It's Samantha. 338 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,233 Okay. 339 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,408 - Okay. So what happened? 340 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,954 - Girl, I was about to put my hands on those cheeks 341 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,415 and then Shannon just walked away. 342 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,417 - You know, I've never really understood Shannon. 343 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,251 - Me either. 344 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,128 - [Karen] Wait, who is that? 345 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,797 - [Leah] Just. 346 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,132 - Hey, you seen my wife? 347 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,929 - She passed. - Passed where? 348 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,138 - [Leah] She died. 349 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,350 - She's dead? 350 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:24,020 - Yes, Johnny. - [Johnny] She's gone? 351 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,814 - He has issues. 352 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,648 - Oh God. 353 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,694 I'm free. 354 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:31,736 So, I'm free. 355 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,322 Oh, baby, I'm free! 356 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,156 Yeah. 357 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,494 I'm a free man. 358 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,537 Oh baby. Ooh! 359 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,668 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah. 360 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,671 - [Karen] I don't even know what just happened. 361 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,798 - You do not want to know. 362 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,180 - [Karen] How to have a baby by yourself. 363 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,812 - Here you go. - Thank you. 364 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855 - Mm-hmm. 365 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,151 - Okay, so you're telling me that any man you pray for, 366 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,444 God just gives to you? 367 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,113 - That's what it looks like. 368 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,197 - But how? 369 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:25,957 - [Leah] Shannon, I thought I took my keys from you, girl. 370 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,168 - You did, kinda. 371 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,754 (breathing heavily) 372 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,506 I'm good, girl. Nobody came here looking for me, did they? 373 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,343 - Well, why are people chasing after you? 374 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,969 - Huh? Oh, your keys? 375 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,304 Here you are, girl. 376 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,015 Woo, I need to catch my breath. 377 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:42,974 Woo, I'm tired. 378 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,268 - Hold your arms up. - My arms? 379 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,020 - Yeah, I've read somewhere if you hold your arms up, 380 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,731 it opens up your lungs. Helps you catch your breath. 381 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:50,565 - Like this? 382 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,068 - Oh, no. No, not like that. 383 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,486 - Shannon? - [Shannon] What? 384 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,322 - Girl, why do your underarms look like lace fronts? 385 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,740 - Girl, what are you talkin' about? 386 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,493 The only lace front I got is on the top of my head. 387 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,953 - Oh, you know what? I was thinking about something else. 388 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:04,829 I was wrong. Nevermind. 389 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,122 You can put 'em down now. 390 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,624 - [Shannon] Well, yeah. I might need a shave, 391 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,960 but it's my body. I can do what I want to. Y'all are rude! 392 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,882 - Okay. 393 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,802 Anyway, how does that prayer thing work? 394 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,886 - Watch this. 395 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,263 God, I want a preacher for a boyfriend. 396 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,223 (bell dings) 397 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,309 - Glory! Let's go, babe. - Where? 398 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,435 - The revival. 399 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,479 - I gotta get back early enough 400 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,939 to get rest for work tomorrow. 401 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,691 - Work tomorrow? 402 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,234 (laughs) 403 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,736 This is not one of those 'Ye of little faith' conventions. 404 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,405 This is revival. 405 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:42,075 We gon' be in church for 90 days and 90 nights. 406 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,161 - What? - What? You mean 'Glory'! 407 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,579 - How am I gonna pay my bills? 408 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,456 - My beautiful black queen, 409 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,834 God is your provider, not your job. 410 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,586 - The human body can only go 40 without food. 411 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,255 - Oh, ye of little faith. 412 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:59,300 When you serve a mighty God, anything is possible. 413 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,387 - Yeah. God made common sense possible too. 414 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,638 - Can I have a baby? 415 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,350 - You and Jesus need a TED talk. 416 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,105 Now you, I knew the devil was gon' challenge you, 417 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:16,151 so I got you a little something to get you in the Spirit 418 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,486 'cause you need Jesus. Yes. 419 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,197 - [Karen] It's a nice hat though. 420 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,532 - [Shannon] All right, y'all. 421 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:25,035 I done shaved and whatever since y'all was being r- 422 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:25,910 - Glory. 423 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,287 - [Shannon] Who is this? 424 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,455 What the hell is goin' on? 425 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,708 - You need Jesus. - Jesus? 426 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,628 - But she need a miracle. - A miracle? Excuse you. 427 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:36,504 - Hallelujah. 428 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,839 - What in the TD Fakes was that? 429 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,633 - You look cute though. 430 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:44,054 - Do I, girl? Thank you. I thought as much. 431 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,180 Thank you, girl. 432 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,431 - [Karen] You're welcome. 433 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,352 - Why is God doing this? 434 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:55,273 - Man, you're so lucky. How come I never get this lucky? 435 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,900 - This moment isn't about you. 436 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,446 - Maybe God is trying to show me 437 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,406 that Dan isn't the one for me. 438 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:05,408 (Karen gasps) 439 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,869 - What if babies know who their first love is? 440 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,038 - Say huh? 441 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,794 - I think God's giving me new opportunities. 442 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:21,925 - Yeah. They'd all be like, "Goo-goo, gaa-gaa." 443 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,557 - Karen, girl, please control yourself. 444 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:30,725 You're scaring her. 445 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,727 - Can we kick her out? 446 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:38,483 - Seriously though, what is God trying to show me? 447 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,818 - Maybe you can keep choosing your men 448 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:44,572 until you find your perfect man, right? 449 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,076 - It's kind of like we sit here all day 450 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,120 and watch all these men on TV. 451 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,083 And then we want 'em, but when we finally get 'em, 452 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,584 it's just like- 453 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,045 - It's like you find out that they only want three kids, 454 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,715 then they think 14 kids is outrageous or something, 455 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,800 looking at you like you're the crazy one. 456 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,844 And then you get left alone. 457 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:06,886 Like that, right? 458 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,808 - That's not what I was talkin' about. 459 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,644 I was just gonna say, 460 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:18,106 but then we get 'em and we don't really want 'em. 461 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,315 - I know that's right 462 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,401 'cause these men out here got problems, girl. 463 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,404 You know, they look good, smell good, talk right, 464 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,656 but something be off, you know. 465 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,576 You know, some of 'em ain't got no job, no driver's license, 466 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,453 so you gotta drive 'em all around. 467 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,620 Then you find out he cheatin' on you 468 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,456 with the neighbor, Lexy. Shit. 469 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:36,791 Then you go check his phone, 470 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,418 try to find pictures of him cheatin', 471 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,836 but it's really pictures of him 472 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:43,882 spying on me cheating on him. I mean, Jesus. 473 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:44,716 Jesus. 474 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,469 - God, I need new friends. 475 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,721 Go sit over there. Go back. 476 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,223 - You go sit with your friend. 477 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,183 - My friend? 478 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,855 You know what? Oh boy. 479 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:00,982 - [Shannon] I'm comin' with you, girl. 480 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,944 You ain't about to leave me in here with her. 481 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:08,448 - Shannon. 482 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,574 Girl, what are you doing? 483 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,659 - Your friend is giving me the creeps. 484 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,703 - My friend? - Mm-hmm. 485 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:15,080 - You introduced her to me. 486 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:18,750 - Oh, no ma'am, I did not. You introduced her to me. 487 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,293 - [Leah] Nah, nah, nah, nah. 488 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,087 That day a year ago at Foo Wang's, 489 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,338 you brought her over to me. 490 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,006 - I thought she was with you. 491 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:26,841 - What? 492 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:31,971 I was standing by the TV and the drinks. 493 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:34,474 - And I was standing by the menu on the wall. 494 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,975 But that's when they had that crab plate 495 00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,727 with the potatoes on it. 496 00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:39,437 - I remember that. It was so good. 497 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,480 Nobody knew what it was, but- 498 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,398 - No, they did not. 499 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:42,816 Hold up, hold up. 500 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:45,026 So you telling me neither one of us knows who she is, 501 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,820 but we've been hanging out with her for a year 502 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:49,155 and we don't know where she came from? 503 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,699 Girl, we done got bamboozled. 504 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,702 You know, this crazy mess I'm seeing right now 505 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,912 can't be fixed. We all gon' need Jesus. 506 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,414 - We need Jesus. 507 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,915 - Yeah. 508 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,710 - Come on, girl. We gotta go handle some business. 509 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:12,303 - Listen, girl, I think this is your perfect chance 510 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,847 for you to find your perfect man. 511 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:16,516 I mean, you've been a good Christian, right? 512 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:17,559 - Kinda, sorta. 513 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,352 - You go to church, don't you? 514 00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:20,353 - Yeah. 515 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:21,896 - You put Jesus first, don't you? 516 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:23,773 - Kind of. 517 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,608 - You pay your tithes, right? 518 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,527 - You do know that stuff 519 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,113 doesn't make you a real Christian, right? 520 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,364 - [Shannon] Whatever, girl. 521 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:32,866 Why you even got a stroller? 522 00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:33,950 - Where did you get that from? 523 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,244 - Anyway, Leah, 524 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:38,705 what are you wanting in a man? 525 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,874 - Who's a good girl? 526 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,375 - A dancer. 527 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,669 - All right. Well, that's a start. Well, let's go, girl. 528 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,171 Let's get to it. 529 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,008 - Where in the world is his music? 530 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,677 - I don't know about emotion, 531 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,137 but I do feel the pain in my eye 532 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,724 from watching your little, horrible mime dance. 533 00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:00,226 - This is what somebody calls emotional? 534 00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,104 - [Shannon] I know (indistinct). 535 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,734 - Girl, this is making my stomach hurt. 536 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:12,238 - Did he just do a gospel twerk? 537 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,281 What is that? 538 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,911 - Oh my gosh. 539 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:18,995 - [Shannon] I'm so (indistinct). 540 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,085 - It's so emotional, 541 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:28,129 especially the twerking part. 542 00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,343 Right? 543 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:35,929 - [Shannon] I don't like you. 544 00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:48,900 Girl, what you got me doing here? 545 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:51,277 - All right, girl. Your plan didn't work 546 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:54,280 so we gon' try mine 'cause I'm trying to make Dan jealous. 547 00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:56,616 - Girl, now you know you're playing God right now. 548 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,701 You know that ain't gon' be good, 549 00:26:57,742 --> 00:26:58,785 but if you gon' do it, 550 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,830 I'm gonna record it to get my views up. 551 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,248 - All right. - Okay. 552 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:07,585 - God, please give me a man with a really nice job. 553 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,837 (bell dings) 554 00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,965 - Oh! Oh, hello, Silver Fox. Thank you, Jesus. 555 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:13,299 That's what I'm talking about. 556 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,593 Hey, how you doing? 557 00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:18,221 - All right. So we're gonna go in 558 00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:19,889 and when you see my boyfriend, 559 00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:22,058 just talk about your job, okay? 560 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:23,810 Sound good? 561 00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:25,812 - [Shannon] I'm gon' record y'all. 562 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,856 Ooh, this about to be a disaster. 563 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,695 - Shannon? 564 00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:35,155 - [Shannon] Hey, how you doin'? 565 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:36,364 - Leah? 566 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,159 - Hey Dan, you still work here? 567 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:40,994 - Yeah. 568 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,204 Who's your new friend? 569 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:44,998 - Well, this is... 570 00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:49,294 Actually, I'll just let him explain for himself. 571 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:50,754 Tell him what you do, honey. 572 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:53,965 (man speaking in foreign language) 573 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,343 - Huh? 574 00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:58,928 - He's bilingual. He's just showing off right now. 575 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,764 Come on, tell him what you do. 576 00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:05,226 (man speaking in foreign language) 577 00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:08,730 Babe, be serious. Tell him what you do. 578 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:10,023 - Me no speak English. 579 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,275 - Sure this your boyfriend or your sugar daddy? 580 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,320 - Give us just a second, okay? 581 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:17,113 Come on. 582 00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:21,910 - What is going on? Is this a joke? 583 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,788 - Your guess is as good as mine. Okay? 584 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:28,792 - Is God playing jokes on me right now? 585 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,502 - Me no speak English. 586 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,880 - I know that. I know that. 587 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:37,717 I just need you to pretend that we 588 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,720 are boyfriend and girlfriend. 589 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:42,222 - What do you think they're talking about? 590 00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:46,893 - Only God knows. I don't know. Only God knows, literally. 591 00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:47,977 - [Dan] What are you doing with that phone? 592 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:49,938 - I'm making my money. Do you mind? 593 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,441 - Me no speak English. 594 00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,277 - All right. 595 00:28:56,319 --> 00:29:01,700 We boyfriend and girlfriend so I can show you off to him. 596 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:02,617 (Leah makes kissing noises) 597 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,077 - No, no. No. 598 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:04,953 - No, no, si. 599 00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:07,747 - No. 600 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:08,790 - Si. 601 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:13,503 (Leah makes kissing noises) 602 00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:14,337 Si? 603 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:17,924 - Si. - Si. 604 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,968 - Si. - Okay, come on. 605 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:21,928 (Spanish music) 606 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,304 - Who put her up to this? 607 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:27,475 Hey, man. Put your shirt back on. 608 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:28,685 What is going on here? 609 00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:31,104 Hey, bro. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 610 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:34,941 (men talking indistinctly) 611 00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:39,112 (Spanish music) 612 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,992 (bell dings) 613 00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:46,327 - [Karen] So what kind of guy did you pray for this time? 614 00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:48,288 - Just a typical guy. 615 00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:49,956 - [Karen] Man, all the good stuff always happens to you. 616 00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:51,291 It never happens to me. 617 00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:54,544 - Girl, what? This is not all it seems to be. 618 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:55,587 - Yeah, well, it's what you make it. 619 00:29:57,130 --> 00:30:00,258 Ooh. And one day you and him can have lots of little babies. 620 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,718 - What is it with you and babies? 621 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,970 - Oh, I love babies. I'm just waiting until I'm married 622 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,388 to pick out the rest of their names, 623 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,807 but I've got most of 'em picked out already. You ready? 624 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:12,479 Jacob, Rachel, Sarah, Bob, Marley, Chandler, Rock. 625 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,023 - You know what? It's okay. Bye. 626 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:19,402 - I didn't tell you about Little Yachty yet. 627 00:30:19,444 --> 00:30:21,029 He's gonna be my favorite. 628 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,625 - Hey, beautiful. What's goin' on? 629 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:37,212 - Mm, hey. You look familiar. 630 00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:38,963 - You know, I get that a lot. 631 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,674 You know, people say I look like Nelson Davis, 632 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,634 you know, 'cause of the beard, 633 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:45,512 but I figured we'd go to dinner first. 634 00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:46,805 You know, then I wanted the rest of the night 635 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:48,014 to be a surprise. 636 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,183 - I like surprises. 637 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:54,020 I think I smelled one. 638 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:56,106 That outside smell is coming in this car. 639 00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:57,857 - You know, it's probably that Wilmington air. 640 00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,651 You know, all that manure that be outside, 641 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:00,819 it might come in here. 642 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,987 But, you know, you'll get over it though. 643 00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:05,907 But hey. Hey, hey, hey, 644 00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:07,033 what you doing? Ain't no puttin' no windows down in here. 645 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,827 This is all Egyptian in here. 646 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,203 You don't know nothing about this. 647 00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:10,912 - Sorry. 648 00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:12,330 - Yo, what is you doing? 649 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:15,750 Don't turn no air on in here. What's wrong with you? 650 00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:17,210 Are you on crack or something? 651 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:19,004 I can't mess with no crack heads no more. 652 00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,714 - Can you mess with some gum? 653 00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:22,799 - Gum? Yo, what you trying to say? 654 00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:24,843 - Your breath is burning my face. 655 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,344 - Yo. What you trying to say then? 656 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:28,805 - lust please let me out. - Yo, what is your d- 657 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:29,931 I'm just trying to show you a good time. 658 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:31,224 What's wrong with you? 659 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,644 - Oh. 660 00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:36,312 Oh, damn. She done passed- 661 00:31:36,354 --> 00:31:37,772 Yo? 662 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:40,984 Yo, you good? 663 00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:43,111 Yo? (man knocking on the window) 664 00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:44,696 - Sir, you can't park in this spot. 665 00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:47,532 - I know, but she just passed out, out of nowhere. Is this- 666 00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:49,284 - Oh, God. What is that smell? 667 00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:50,577 - Smell? What is you talking- 668 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:52,537 - Did you kill something? 669 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,039 - I ain't kill nothing. 670 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,833 - Oh, it stinks. You killed something. Something's dead. 671 00:31:56,875 --> 00:32:00,003 - What the f are you talking about? 672 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:01,755 Yo, I ain't kill nothing. Ain't nothing- 673 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,590 Yo, are you okay? 674 00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:04,632 Yo, what's wrong with you? 675 00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,551 You just passed out outta nowhere. 676 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:07,761 And she done passed out again. 677 00:32:07,802 --> 00:32:09,471 Yo, she just passed out again. 678 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,140 - Is she okay? 679 00:32:12,182 --> 00:32:13,600 - I don't know. She just passed out outta- 680 00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,185 - Oh my God, it's your breath. 681 00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:16,519 - My breath (indistinct). 682 00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:19,981 - Yo, she on her own. I'm sorry. 683 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:21,983 - What the f- 684 00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:24,527 Damn. 685 00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:40,669 (chicken crowing) 686 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,010 - Hello. 687 00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:51,471 - [Grandma] Hey baby. How you doin'? 688 00:32:51,513 --> 00:32:53,139 - I'm good, grandma. 689 00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:55,934 - [Grandma] I haven't heard from you in a while, girl. 690 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,269 - I know. I have a lot on my mind. I'm sorry. 691 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:01,981 - [Grandma] Don't let the lay off from your job get to you. 692 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,900 It's all a part of God's plan. 693 00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:05,318 - I hope so. 694 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,028 - [Grandma] Trust him, girl, 695 00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:10,615 - Grandma? 696 00:33:10,657 --> 00:33:12,033 - [Grandma] Yes. 697 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:14,244 - I really think God is trying to tell me something, 698 00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:17,330 but I just don't understand what it is. 699 00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:20,667 I've talked to my friends and none of them have a clue. 700 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:23,586 Do you know someone do you think could help? 701 00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:29,968 - [Grandma] Girl, not one thing you said made sense. 702 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,012 - What I'm trying to say is- 703 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,805 - [Grandma] I know what you're saying. 704 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:35,348 It just don't make sense. 705 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,726 If somebody sent you a text message 706 00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:40,520 and you didn't understand it, who would you ask? 707 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:42,022 - I would ask them. 708 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:45,150 - [Grandma] So, why are you goin' around asking everyone 709 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:48,653 but God what God is trying to tell you? 710 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:49,195 - Yeah. 711 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,490 - [Grandma] You still got that Bible I gave you? 712 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:53,324 - Yes, ma'am. 713 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:55,577 - [Grandma] Use it, stupid. 714 00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:58,872 - Grandma, did you just call me stupid? 715 00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,874 - [Grandma] Girl, now you hearing stuff. 716 00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:02,709 Do me one favor. - What? 717 00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:07,339 - [Grandma] I know it's far away, but visit me sometime. 718 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:08,423 Please? - Yes, ma'am. 719 00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,425 I'm sorry I haven't been around. 720 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,218 - [Grandma] It's fine. 721 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:15,055 Read your Bible, fellowship with God, 722 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:17,599 and see what he's trying to tell you. 723 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,225 Talk to you later, okay? 724 00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:21,519 - Bye, grandma. - [Grandma] Stupid. 725 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:24,272 (water rippling) 726 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:28,360 - All right, girl. So I read something today, all right? 727 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:29,569 And listen, this is what it said. 728 00:34:29,611 --> 00:34:33,031 It said, "Today is what you make it." 729 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:34,407 Damn, that was deep! 730 00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:38,703 - Oh my goodness. I get baby devotional every day 731 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:42,916 and it said the same thing. "Today is your day." 732 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:46,920 - Listen, okay, today is what you make it. 733 00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:48,254 So I just say you make any man you want 734 00:34:48,296 --> 00:34:51,174 until you find a perfect one. 735 00:34:51,216 --> 00:34:52,717 Ooh, I need to be a scholar. 736 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:55,303 - Do you ever give yourself your own good advice? 737 00:34:55,345 --> 00:34:59,599 - Ha ha. Very funny. Very funny. All right. 738 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:02,602 So listen, I say you try different men 739 00:35:02,644 --> 00:35:05,313 until you find the right one. You know what I'm saying? 740 00:35:05,355 --> 00:35:06,564 - Well, wait a minute. 741 00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:08,316 Isn't that what we're already doing though? 742 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:12,112 - See, that's why you don't have a man now, Karen. 743 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:15,573 You don't listen. Now, back to you, okay? 744 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:18,284 We're gon' make a list for these men, all right? 745 00:35:18,326 --> 00:35:21,663 And then we just going to narrow it down to the perfect guy. 746 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:22,497 Easy peasy. 747 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:24,791 - [Karen] Good for you again. 748 00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:27,836 - How do we even know you? 749 00:35:27,877 --> 00:35:29,212 - [Karen] Well- 750 00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:32,007 - No, no, no, no. No. We don't have time for that. 751 00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:33,550 Stay focused, okay? 752 00:35:33,591 --> 00:35:36,803 So you're gonna give these guys 24 hours each, okay? 753 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,138 Remember that. 754 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,889 - I guess so. 755 00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:41,599 - So who's gon' be your first one? 756 00:35:43,935 --> 00:35:45,478 - A guy just like me. 757 00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:47,564 - All right. 758 00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:55,488 - All right, God. Give me a man that really understands me. 759 00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:57,824 (bell dings) 760 00:36:04,122 --> 00:36:05,206 - Hey. - Hey. 761 00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:08,960 - Mm. 762 00:36:09,961 --> 00:36:10,962 I'm thir- - Thirsty. 763 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,192 - Wait. 764 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,110 - Oh, that's too much. I ain't gassy. Uh-uh. 765 00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:35,570 This ain't gon' work for me. 766 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:40,408 - That's what I was gonna do. 767 00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:46,456 How can I use this to my advantage? 768 00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:53,254 (slow hip hop music) 769 00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:58,593 I could get used to this. 770 00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,309 Oh, I didn't get your- 771 00:37:06,351 --> 00:37:08,353 - It's Leah. - Your name? 772 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:10,605 - It's Leah. 773 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,400 - Wow. - Wow. 774 00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:16,277 - Ooh 775 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:18,446 - I feel that. 776 00:37:20,323 --> 00:37:22,784 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. 777 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:25,245 - No, I got it. - No, I'm good. It's fine. 778 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:27,580 - No, but- - No, it's fine. 779 00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:33,461 - Yeah, this one isn't gon' work. 780 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,973 - God, please just gimme a man that just wants to have fun. 781 00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:47,267 (bell dings) 782 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,309 What in the world? 783 00:37:48,351 --> 00:37:50,937 - You said you wanted to have fun. 784 00:37:50,979 --> 00:37:53,648 (upbeat music) 785 00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:02,699 Boo! This is fun. 786 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:32,854 - Now I know you don't got your feet on my white pillows. 787 00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:34,022 Them dirty shoes. 788 00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:38,568 I got you. 789 00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:51,748 - This is not fun! 790 00:38:57,712 --> 00:39:00,382 (upbeat music) 791 00:39:11,434 --> 00:39:15,188 - What are y'all getting me into? I'm kinda nervous. 792 00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:17,190 - Girl, that's the fun part. 793 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:20,193 - You know, I think this is a really bad idea to find a man, 794 00:39:20,235 --> 00:39:23,530 but a really good idea for a girl's night out. Friends. 795 00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:25,407 - Friends? Girl, we still trying to figure out- 796 00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:27,992 - Not tonight. Nope. Mm-mm. 797 00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:30,161 - I don't know about y'all, but when I get to this club, 798 00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:31,204 it's about- 799 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:33,915 (hip hop music) 800 00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:58,898 So girl, you have fun man-hunting? 801 00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,233 - [Leah] No, I did not. 802 00:40:00,275 --> 00:40:01,234 - [Shannon] Well, good 'cause we about 803 00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:03,194 to get crazy tonight, okay? 804 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,072 - [Karen] It doesn't even sound right. 805 00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:07,615 - Did you invite her? 806 00:40:07,657 --> 00:40:09,034 - I thought you did. 807 00:40:09,075 --> 00:40:10,160 - Bamboozled again. 808 00:40:11,953 --> 00:40:13,705 - Baby, you want som- 809 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,624 Oh. Hey, Leah. 810 00:40:17,792 --> 00:40:19,210 - Oh, hey. You guys are 811 00:40:19,252 --> 00:40:20,086 matching. I like it. 812 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:21,171 That's cute. 813 00:40:21,212 --> 00:40:23,089 - Yes, we are. Thank you. - Thank you. 814 00:40:24,632 --> 00:40:28,928 - Hey heartbreaker. I mean, Dan. Who's your friend? 815 00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:31,973 - Oh, this lovely lady right here, it's my girlfriend. 816 00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:32,515 Her name is Tasha. 817 00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:37,437 - Wow. Got you a little rebound. That was quick. 818 00:40:37,479 --> 00:40:40,607 - Well, y'all hear that? She speaks English. 819 00:40:40,648 --> 00:40:42,859 - Now you know that's a shame. 820 00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:45,612 I mean, how long has it been since y'all got together? 821 00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:47,614 - Oh, a few months now. - [Shannon] A few months? 822 00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,115 - Yeah. - Loving every bit of it. 823 00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:51,826 - How long has it been since you and Dan broke up? 824 00:40:51,868 --> 00:40:52,660 A few months? 825 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:55,080 - Y'all used to date? 826 00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:56,122 - It's the past. 827 00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:57,749 - [Shannon] Date. Try two years. 828 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,542 Girl, where you even come from? 829 00:41:00,502 --> 00:41:02,629 - And why didn't you tell me about her? 830 00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:04,756 - Baby, it's nothing to really tell, you know. 831 00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:06,049 We broke up a while ago, so. 832 00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:08,760 - [Shannon] Oh. So Leah is nothing to tell? 833 00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:10,303 You should have told your little girlfriend here 834 00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:11,221 y'all broke up. 835 00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:13,264 - What is going on? 836 00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:15,892 - Nothing. Don't let 'em ruin our night. We good. 837 00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:20,814 - Well, you did say you wanna do better. 838 00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:23,358 - Girl, I will snatch all your hair 839 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,984 out your head. Here, get this purse. 840 00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:27,779 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Ladies, ladies, chill. 841 00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:31,032 By the way, I'm planning on moving her in with me 842 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,659 and you got stuff over at my house, 843 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:35,662 so I need you to come get that before I throw it in trash. 844 00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:37,497 - [Shannon] D, you better be glad I love Jesus 845 00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:39,666 'cause he's the only one that's keeping me 846 00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:40,875 from having my hands on you. 847 00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,503 - Y'all have a good night. Come on, baby. 848 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,672 - Oh, hey, y'all have babies? 849 00:41:45,714 --> 00:41:46,756 - [Dan] Maybe soon. - Soon? 850 00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:48,091 Oh, I'm coming with you. 851 00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:53,513 - Man, how you keep finding me? 852 00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:54,973 - Oh, you know how I keep finding you 853 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:58,143 because you keep leaving traces of weave everywhere! 854 00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:00,020 That's how I keep finding you! 855 00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:01,312 - Get over it! 856 00:42:01,354 --> 00:42:03,773 - Come on. You better pay up. It's time to pay! 857 00:42:03,815 --> 00:42:05,358 - (indistinct) your money! 858 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,987 - You put banana on my outfit? 859 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:13,992 Oh, you got to pay today. 860 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:15,827 You know what? I could use a snack. 861 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,954 - [Shannon] Leave me alone! 862 00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:21,458 - (indistinct). Gimme my money back! 863 00:42:21,499 --> 00:42:23,460 Gimme my money! 864 00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:24,961 Come on! What are you doing? 865 00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,379 - I'm comin'. 866 00:42:26,421 --> 00:42:28,882 - Come on. Gimme that Bible. 867 00:42:28,923 --> 00:42:29,758 - Oh, thank you. 868 00:42:29,799 --> 00:42:31,634 - Come on. We have to hurry up. 869 00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,511 Lord, I done got a splinter. 870 00:42:33,553 --> 00:42:35,305 Come on. We gotta go. 871 00:42:35,347 --> 00:42:37,098 Lisa, come on, Lisa! 872 00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:39,100 - I'm comin'. 873 00:42:44,856 --> 00:42:46,941 - [Linda] Leah, have you seen Johnny? 874 00:42:46,983 --> 00:42:51,488 - [Leah] Linda, I thought you have been dead for years now. 875 00:42:51,529 --> 00:42:52,864 - [Linda] Kinda. 876 00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:53,948 - What do you mean 'kinda'? 877 00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:57,327 Your husband has been over to my house 878 00:42:57,369 --> 00:42:59,162 every day looking for you. 879 00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:00,413 - Still? Dang it! 880 00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:02,415 I thought that was over. 881 00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:03,917 - What is going on? 882 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:04,876 - Leah? 883 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,420 Leah, hey, have you seen Linda? 884 00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:08,755 - [Leah] I don't even know, Mr. Johnny. 885 00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:11,424 - I think I was supposed to feed the cat. 886 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:13,134 I have a cat, right? 887 00:43:14,427 --> 00:43:16,388 Oh, that is me. I am so sorry. 888 00:43:16,429 --> 00:43:17,764 Oh, I am sorry. 889 00:43:20,183 --> 00:43:21,142 I'm sorry. 890 00:43:25,146 --> 00:43:25,980 - What? 891 00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:33,196 (upbeat music) 892 00:44:30,545 --> 00:44:31,921 Eddie. 893 00:44:31,963 --> 00:44:33,882 - Well, hey to you too. 894 00:44:33,923 --> 00:44:35,383 - What are you doing here? 895 00:44:36,426 --> 00:44:37,385 - I just missed you. 896 00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:41,514 - Eddie, look, it's been too long. It's been years. 897 00:44:41,556 --> 00:44:43,475 What could you possibly want? 898 00:44:43,516 --> 00:44:44,351 - I know it's been a long time, 899 00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:45,935 but I couldn't love you 900 00:44:45,977 --> 00:44:47,687 the way you needed to be loved before. 901 00:44:47,729 --> 00:44:49,189 Hey, I'm ready now. 902 00:44:51,149 --> 00:44:51,983 You alone? 903 00:44:52,817 --> 00:44:54,069 - I'm by myself, yeah. 904 00:44:54,903 --> 00:44:56,404 - Man, you still look good. 905 00:44:57,822 --> 00:45:00,742 (ominous music) 906 00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:19,386 - Good morning. 907 00:45:19,427 --> 00:45:20,261 - Oh, 908 00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:22,806 good morning. 909 00:45:24,974 --> 00:45:27,394 Did I stay the night? - Yes. 910 00:45:29,312 --> 00:45:30,146 What are we doing? 911 00:45:30,188 --> 00:45:32,857 What does all of this even mean? 912 00:45:32,899 --> 00:45:35,110 - All of what? - This. 913 00:45:37,445 --> 00:45:38,279 - Look, 914 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:43,243 hey, it means I still love you. 915 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,538 I don't wanna lose you again. 916 00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:48,123 - Lies. I should not have done this. 917 00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:52,085 - Hey, what's wrong? You don't believe in miracles? 918 00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:55,088 - Are you serious right now? 919 00:45:56,047 --> 00:45:57,590 - Look, if I wasn't serious, 920 00:45:57,632 --> 00:46:00,176 would I have searched through the whole night for you? 921 00:46:01,511 --> 00:46:05,140 I know I came in a vulnerable time, but I'm here for you. 922 00:46:06,808 --> 00:46:09,019 And hey, no matter how you feel about me. 923 00:46:10,395 --> 00:46:13,940 - I'm not interested in just sleeping around. 924 00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:15,859 - [Eddie] Neither am I. 925 00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:18,820 - A husband, Eddie? Is that a problem? 926 00:46:19,779 --> 00:46:21,865 - No. No problem. 927 00:46:21,906 --> 00:46:25,452 - Are you sure that's not gonna be a problem, Eddie? 928 00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:27,370 - Hey, I said I wasn't joking. 929 00:46:28,913 --> 00:46:31,374 I'm here for you. 930 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:36,546 Hey, let me go make us some breakfast, okay? 931 00:46:39,632 --> 00:46:43,428 All right. 932 00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:58,068 - Eddie! 933 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:00,028 Hey, Eddie! 934 00:47:01,571 --> 00:47:04,449 (sorrowful music) 935 00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:18,963 (soft piano music) 936 00:47:23,093 --> 00:47:25,428 - Girl, it's gon' be okay, okay? 937 00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:30,058 I got you. I'm right here with you. 938 00:47:37,232 --> 00:47:41,319 (TV program playing on the TV) 939 00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:49,911 (knocking on the door) 940 00:48:03,466 --> 00:48:04,676 - About time. 941 00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:06,052 Your stuff's been here for almost two months. 942 00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:08,138 I was about to throw it in the trash. 943 00:48:10,598 --> 00:48:11,433 Hey to you too. 944 00:48:14,102 --> 00:48:16,104 Are you okay? - I'm fine. 945 00:48:18,189 --> 00:48:19,482 - I mean, if you need me to help you 946 00:48:19,524 --> 00:48:21,651 take that out to the car, I can do that. 947 00:48:22,861 --> 00:48:24,029 - That'd be nice. 948 00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:39,669 - So, this little fake boyfriend, 949 00:48:41,713 --> 00:48:43,548 are you trying to hurt me? 950 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,717 - Yes 'cause I was hurt. 951 00:48:46,968 --> 00:48:48,678 - All you had to do was come and talk to me, 952 00:48:50,055 --> 00:48:52,182 but yet and still, you wanna play these little games. 953 00:48:52,223 --> 00:48:54,184 - I know, I know. It was stupid. 954 00:48:54,225 --> 00:48:56,686 I just wanted to make you jealous. 955 00:48:56,728 --> 00:48:58,521 - And what was that supposed to accomplish, Leah? 956 00:48:58,563 --> 00:49:03,568 - I just thought that maybe it would make you love me again. 957 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:04,527 - I never stopped loving you. 958 00:49:04,569 --> 00:49:05,987 - Something happened. 959 00:49:06,988 --> 00:49:08,323 I felt so lonely. 960 00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:13,119 You left me feeling single in a committed relationship. 961 00:49:15,330 --> 00:49:18,291 You knew what I was going through in my job 962 00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:19,959 and you were dating that girl. 963 00:49:20,001 --> 00:49:21,753 - Okay. I get it. 964 00:49:23,797 --> 00:49:27,467 Are you okay? 965 00:49:27,509 --> 00:49:28,301 You okay? 966 00:49:29,427 --> 00:49:32,514 - [Leah] Can you bring me my purse? 967 00:49:34,516 --> 00:49:37,018 (soft music) 968 00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:53,410 - Are you pregnant? - Dan, I was gonna tell you. 969 00:49:53,451 --> 00:49:54,661 - When? 970 00:49:54,703 --> 00:49:56,162 When Leah? 971 00:49:56,204 --> 00:49:57,831 How you gonna trip on me and my date, 972 00:49:57,872 --> 00:50:01,126 but you right here havin' a family with a random dude? 973 00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,752 - It just happened. 974 00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:04,337 - Babies don't just happen. 975 00:50:05,964 --> 00:50:08,466 You know, at least you committed to something. 976 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:13,555 Get out of here. 977 00:50:17,058 --> 00:50:19,477 - [Leah] Can you at least help me with my box? 978 00:50:22,063 --> 00:50:24,566 (soft music) 979 00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:36,995 Karen, what in the world are we doing in your room? 980 00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:38,872 - That is a great question. 981 00:50:38,913 --> 00:50:40,457 I'm so excited to tell y'all this. 982 00:50:40,498 --> 00:50:43,960 And I felt like this was the perfect room to do it in 983 00:50:44,002 --> 00:50:47,172 because this is my future baby's room. 984 00:50:47,213 --> 00:50:48,840 - Lord have mercy. 985 00:50:49,799 --> 00:50:51,718 - So I wanna thank y'all. 986 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,261 - [Shannon] Okay. You welcome. 987 00:50:54,471 --> 00:50:55,805 - Okay. 988 00:50:55,847 --> 00:50:59,934 About seven or eight months ago, God spoke to me. 989 00:50:59,976 --> 00:51:03,855 He said, "Jog to Leah's house." So I did. 990 00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:06,566 It was early in the morning. I was about a block away. 991 00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:10,111 And this gorgeous guy starts jogging toward me, right? 992 00:51:10,153 --> 00:51:12,322 And he also didn't have any jogging clothes on 993 00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:13,740 so that was a little weird. 994 00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:16,409 But anyway, I stopped him and asked if he was okay. 995 00:51:16,451 --> 00:51:21,206 He said yes and this amazing conversation started. 996 00:51:21,247 --> 00:51:22,832 We've been talking ever since. 997 00:51:24,626 --> 00:51:26,044 I didn't wanna tell y'all about him yet 998 00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:27,921 until I was a hundred percent sure I was ready 999 00:51:27,962 --> 00:51:30,256 to introduce him to my best friends. 1000 00:51:30,298 --> 00:51:32,801 - Look, look, now I done told you now, 1001 00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:37,555 we're not best friends, okay? We're best friends. 1002 00:51:37,597 --> 00:51:40,183 (Karen laughs) 1003 00:51:42,769 --> 00:51:45,605 - Oh Shannon, you're so funny. 1004 00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:46,481 Anyway, 1005 00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:51,027 I am in love. - What? 1006 00:51:51,069 --> 00:51:53,655 - I know. It's so exciting, isn't it? 1007 00:51:53,697 --> 00:51:54,781 Y'all ready to meet him? 1008 00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:56,783 - Bring him out. - [Karen] Okay. 1009 00:51:56,825 --> 00:51:58,201 Honey, come here! 1010 00:51:58,243 --> 00:51:59,244 - (indistinct) babe. 1011 00:52:00,995 --> 00:52:04,165 Leah. - Oh my goodness. Surprise! 1012 00:52:04,207 --> 00:52:06,042 - Oh, heck to the nah, nah, nah! 1013 00:52:06,084 --> 00:52:08,294 What is this? - Eddie? 1014 00:52:08,336 --> 00:52:09,379 - You know him already? 1015 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:11,840 - Well, that's his baby. 1016 00:52:11,881 --> 00:52:13,258 Girl, where you been at? 1017 00:52:14,551 --> 00:52:16,803 - How was I supposed to know that? 1018 00:52:16,845 --> 00:52:20,473 - Well, maybe because she showed a photograph of him. 1019 00:52:20,515 --> 00:52:22,517 - She did? - [Shannon] Yeah. 1020 00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:27,480 - Hmm. 1021 00:52:27,522 --> 00:52:29,566 - [Shannon] Hmm. 1022 00:52:29,607 --> 00:52:30,400 - Oh. - Oh. 1023 00:52:32,902 --> 00:52:34,571 - Oh. - [Shannon] Oh. Mm-hmm. 1024 00:52:36,114 --> 00:52:36,948 - Oh. 1025 00:52:37,866 --> 00:52:39,534 Eddie? - [Eddie] Babe? 1026 00:52:39,576 --> 00:52:40,910 - [Karen] What? 1027 00:52:40,952 --> 00:52:43,538 - (indistinct) 1028 00:52:48,877 --> 00:52:52,172 * Happy birthday to you * 1029 00:52:52,213 --> 00:52:54,883 Ah, you see what we got you, girl. 1030 00:52:54,924 --> 00:52:59,095 - [Leah] Thank you. - [Shannon] You welcome, girl. 1031 00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,513 - [Leah] The party's tonight? 1032 00:53:00,555 --> 00:53:03,141 - How did you know about the party? 1033 00:53:03,183 --> 00:53:04,684 - Your friend, Karen. 1034 00:53:04,726 --> 00:53:06,394 - My friend, Karen? 1035 00:53:06,436 --> 00:53:09,147 Well, it was supposed to be a surprise. 1036 00:53:09,189 --> 00:53:10,857 - Oh, oops. 1037 00:53:10,899 --> 00:53:12,859 - Girl, you've been acting weirder than usual. 1038 00:53:12,901 --> 00:53:16,654 If you got something to say, then say it, Karen. 1039 00:53:18,198 --> 00:53:22,869 Oh my gosh, girl. Is that blood? Are you okay? 1040 00:53:22,911 --> 00:53:24,120 - Shannon, my baby. 1041 00:53:24,162 --> 00:53:25,872 - Come on, girl. Let's go get you some help. 1042 00:53:25,914 --> 00:53:27,207 - My baby. - Come on. 1043 00:53:27,248 --> 00:53:28,750 Are you all right? 1044 00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:39,636 What are you doing, Karen? Answer me, girl. 1045 00:53:39,678 --> 00:53:42,430 Your half of a friend is inside having a miscarriage 1046 00:53:42,472 --> 00:53:43,306 and you just outside? 1047 00:53:43,348 --> 00:53:44,683 - Leave me alone. 1048 00:53:44,724 --> 00:53:48,687 - No, I'm not gon' leave you alone. Such a big baby. 1049 00:53:48,728 --> 00:53:50,146 So selfish. 1050 00:53:50,188 --> 00:53:54,275 Can't even support Leah in her time of need, Christian. 1051 00:53:54,317 --> 00:53:57,320 - Support her for what? She has everything. 1052 00:53:58,613 --> 00:54:01,658 You know, I have wanted a decent man for the longest time 1053 00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:04,577 and a baby. 1054 00:54:04,619 --> 00:54:07,789 And she can just get one just like that. 1055 00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:10,333 Any man she wants, even got pregnant too. 1056 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:13,753 - Karen, I don't know who hurt you 1057 00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:15,672 or who told you that you're nobody 1058 00:54:15,714 --> 00:54:18,425 unless you have a man and a baby, 1059 00:54:18,466 --> 00:54:20,635 but that's a lie, girl. 1060 00:54:20,677 --> 00:54:23,930 God didn't make you limited to anyone else but him. 1061 00:54:23,972 --> 00:54:25,265 You hear me? 1062 00:54:25,306 --> 00:54:27,892 - Well, if God made me so special, 1063 00:54:27,934 --> 00:54:29,519 then why can't I have babies? 1064 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:32,814 I can't. I can't. 1065 00:54:32,856 --> 00:54:34,482 I can't have babies. 1066 00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:37,819 - God didn't say you couldn't have babies, all right? 1067 00:54:39,070 --> 00:54:41,990 So, don't you listen to nobody else but him. You hear me? 1068 00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:47,620 God isn't any fool, girl. And he don't make none either. 1069 00:54:47,662 --> 00:54:50,540 You'll be a great mother, won't you? 1070 00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:54,419 - Yeah, I guess. - No, say what you mean. 1071 00:54:54,461 --> 00:54:56,463 Will you be a great mother? 1072 00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:59,632 - Yes, I will. I know I will. 1073 00:54:59,674 --> 00:55:01,968 I love kids and I love helping them, 1074 00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:06,097 but if God knows that, then why did he make me infertile? 1075 00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:10,393 - Because God doesn't make small plans, girl. 1076 00:55:10,435 --> 00:55:12,896 I mean, there are millions of children in the world 1077 00:55:12,937 --> 00:55:15,899 that need your love that you can't give birth to, 1078 00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:18,526 and they're important to God too. You hear me? 1079 00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:21,988 And right now, our friend needs our support. 1080 00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:23,448 - [Karen] Okay. 1081 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:27,160 - So she just gon' have to get that tomorrow. Let's go. 1082 00:55:27,202 --> 00:55:28,745 - Come on, Ashley! 1083 00:55:29,537 --> 00:55:32,040 We got things to do. Come on! 1084 00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:36,252 - My name is Samantha. 1085 00:55:36,294 --> 00:55:39,089 - That's what I said. Come on, Jennifer. 1086 00:55:43,301 --> 00:55:46,012 (hip hop music) 1087 00:55:56,064 --> 00:55:58,733 (hip hop music) 1088 00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:36,146 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1089 00:56:36,187 --> 00:56:37,188 Please don't hurt me. 1090 00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:39,107 I'm a good girl. I go to church. 1091 00:56:39,149 --> 00:56:41,234 I even used to babysit the little babies in the daycare 1092 00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:42,444 when I went to church, 1093 00:56:42,485 --> 00:56:44,446 and then they stopped letting me do that, 1094 00:56:44,487 --> 00:56:47,449 but please don't hurt me. I'm sorry. 1095 00:56:47,490 --> 00:56:51,161 - Do you know how long I have been the armor bearer 1096 00:56:51,202 --> 00:56:53,163 for that red jacket lady? 1097 00:56:53,204 --> 00:56:56,332 All she wants me to do is carry around this Bible 1098 00:56:56,374 --> 00:56:58,752 all day and all night long. 1099 00:56:58,793 --> 00:57:00,795 Do you know how heavy this thing is? 1100 00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:03,590 - Too heavy to hit me with. 1101 00:57:03,631 --> 00:57:06,593 You're probably just not strong enough anyway. 1102 00:57:06,634 --> 00:57:07,761 - All because your friend 1103 00:57:07,802 --> 00:57:10,597 wanted to rip off the church ministry. 1104 00:57:10,638 --> 00:57:13,016 The church? The church? 1105 00:57:13,058 --> 00:57:15,852 - Yeah, she should really be ashamed of herself. 1106 00:57:15,894 --> 00:57:18,271 You can hit her with it. She doesn't like me anyway. 1107 00:57:18,313 --> 00:57:19,773 She says I'm not her friend. 1108 00:57:21,107 --> 00:57:22,067 - [Karen] Wait, wait, 1109 00:57:22,108 --> 00:57:24,402 (screams) 1110 00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:25,320 - Oh, man. 1111 00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:26,696 Oh, Jesus Lord. 1112 00:57:31,409 --> 00:57:32,702 Where is Karen? 1113 00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:34,704 - I'm sure she's well taken care of. 1114 00:57:34,746 --> 00:57:36,790 - Oh, come on now. We church members. 1115 00:57:36,831 --> 00:57:38,124 What would the pastor say? 1116 00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:41,378 - Nothing because the first lady owes me too. 1117 00:57:41,419 --> 00:57:44,339 Oh no, Lord. Not the first lady too. 1118 00:57:44,381 --> 00:57:46,466 - You know, I can't believe you. 1119 00:57:46,508 --> 00:57:48,802 After all I've done for you 1120 00:57:48,843 --> 00:57:51,471 and you wanna rip off the church ministry? 1121 00:57:51,513 --> 00:57:53,848 - Where is that music coming from? 1122 00:57:55,183 --> 00:57:56,601 - Don't worry about that! 1123 00:57:56,643 --> 00:58:00,480 I gave you my product with no credit or collateral. 1124 00:58:00,522 --> 00:58:02,315 - Okay. I'm sorry, all right? Just gimme a chance. 1125 00:58:02,357 --> 00:58:03,650 I got a date tomorrow. 1126 00:58:03,692 --> 00:58:06,945 - Another chance? You want another chance? 1127 00:58:06,986 --> 00:58:09,155 The Lord will give you another chance. 1128 00:58:09,197 --> 00:58:09,989 Me? No! 1129 00:58:11,199 --> 00:58:12,659 - Jesus, I said I was sorry. 1130 00:58:12,701 --> 00:58:17,997 - Do you know how jacked up my name is in the streets? 1131 00:58:18,039 --> 00:58:20,625 People just think they could do anything to me. 1132 00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:22,961 Nobody wanna make payments, 1133 00:58:23,003 --> 00:58:26,881 somebody even stole my lash glue. 1134 00:58:28,717 --> 00:58:31,219 I can't even make the product anymore for the church 1135 00:58:31,261 --> 00:58:33,430 until more come in. 1136 00:58:33,471 --> 00:58:35,682 I'm not selling Bibles, Shannon. 1137 00:58:35,724 --> 00:58:38,977 This ministry is called RAW Ministry. 1138 00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:41,730 That doesn't stand for Ready And Willing. 1139 00:58:41,771 --> 00:58:46,818 It stands for Rent A Weave, and it's time for you to pay. 1140 00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,486 I'm getting ready to repo that weave. 1141 00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:52,323 (women shouting indistinctly) 1142 00:58:56,494 --> 00:58:58,246 It's a pizza cutter, but it'll work. 1143 00:58:58,288 --> 00:58:59,706 Gimme back the weave! 1144 00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:03,460 (women shouting indistinctly) 1145 00:59:03,501 --> 00:59:05,837 - (indistinct) 1146 00:59:05,879 --> 00:59:08,256 - And I'ma send it back to the Lord. 1147 00:59:08,298 --> 00:59:11,092 (Shannon screams) 1148 00:59:13,553 --> 00:59:15,180 Give him the glory! 1149 00:59:17,432 --> 00:59:18,600 - [Shannon] No. 1150 00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:21,436 - Yeah, I guess it just wasn't time for me 1151 00:59:21,478 --> 00:59:23,021 to have a baby right now, so. 1152 00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:25,815 - Just gotta leave that stuff up to God. 1153 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:29,402 You gon' be all right too, Karen, all right? 1154 00:59:29,444 --> 00:59:32,781 Don't you worry. I'm just glad Karen all right too. 1155 00:59:32,822 --> 00:59:34,157 I'm glad both of y'all- 1156 00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:38,370 (bright piano music) 1157 00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:42,082 So did you get everything? 1158 00:59:42,123 --> 00:59:43,833 - Yeah, I think so. 1159 00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:45,085 - Okay. 1160 00:59:45,126 --> 00:59:47,587 You know, I think it's gon' be good for you. 1161 00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:48,588 I mean, you know, 'cause you have time, 1162 00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:49,964 you got no job, 1163 00:59:50,006 --> 00:59:52,634 and unemployment still a bump, you know what I mean? 1164 00:59:54,094 --> 00:59:56,262 - I think I'ma also stop by my grandma's. 1165 00:59:56,304 --> 00:59:57,263 It's long overdue. 1166 00:59:57,305 --> 00:59:58,515 - I got you. I got you. 1167 00:59:58,556 --> 01:00:00,392 You know, I'ma come by, I'ma get your mail, 1168 01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:02,811 make sure no creeps like Eddie roaming around, okay? 1169 01:00:02,852 --> 01:00:03,895 - [Leah] Please. - Get outta here. 1170 01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:05,105 (laughs) 1171 01:00:05,146 --> 01:00:07,774 - [Leah] Thank you so much. - You welcome. 1172 01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:09,109 Oh, hold on, hold on. Wait a minute, girl. 1173 01:00:09,150 --> 01:00:10,485 Where is your luggage? 1174 01:00:10,527 --> 01:00:11,528 - I need it, don't I? 1175 01:00:11,569 --> 01:00:12,696 - Yeah, go get your luggage, girl. 1176 01:00:12,737 --> 01:00:14,406 I mean, I would think so. - Duh. 1177 01:00:15,573 --> 01:00:18,827 (bright piano music) 1178 01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:56,197 (knocking on the door) 1179 01:00:58,366 --> 01:01:01,661 - [Grandma] Well, hey there, baby. How you doing? 1180 01:01:01,703 --> 01:01:04,039 How you doin'? - I am good. 1181 01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:07,709 I can't get a hug? 1182 01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:12,839 - Trying to remember where do I know you from? 1183 01:01:12,881 --> 01:01:14,841 I'm sorry. I'm just playing, baby. 1184 01:01:14,883 --> 01:01:17,218 Oh, it's so good to see you. Good to see you. 1185 01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:19,721 - [Leah] I know it's been long. I just been... 1186 01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:20,972 - You might wanna get that over there. 1187 01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:22,098 What you got all up in there? 1188 01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:23,641 - All over the place, grandma. I'm sorry. 1189 01:01:23,683 --> 01:01:26,686 I hope you got me some gifts in there, making it that heavy. 1190 01:01:26,728 --> 01:01:28,521 (laughs) 1191 01:01:28,563 --> 01:01:29,647 Hey, you want some pie? 1192 01:01:29,689 --> 01:01:31,149 - Yes, ma'am. Please. 1193 01:01:31,191 --> 01:01:34,027 - You do know what kind of pie I'm talkin' 'bout, right? 1194 01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:35,236 - [Leah] You thinking what I'm thinking? 1195 01:01:35,278 --> 01:01:37,113 - I'm hoping I'm thinking what you thinking. 1196 01:01:37,155 --> 01:01:38,531 (laughs) 1197 01:01:38,573 --> 01:01:42,035 And you wouldn't happen to have a lighter, would you? 1198 01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:43,411 - [Leah] I got one for me and one for you. 1199 01:01:43,453 --> 01:01:47,207 - Oh, you my favorite for a reason. Come on in here. 1200 01:01:47,248 --> 01:01:50,085 (soft piano music) 1201 01:01:57,050 --> 01:02:00,428 It might not look as pretty as it gon' taste. 1202 01:02:07,268 --> 01:02:11,648 So, how's that unemployment going? 1203 01:02:11,690 --> 01:02:13,900 - I mean, it's unemployed. 1204 01:02:16,236 --> 01:02:18,655 - Woo. Sounds fun. 1205 01:02:18,697 --> 01:02:21,449 (laughs) 1206 01:02:21,491 --> 01:02:23,118 - Grandma? - Hmm? 1207 01:02:23,159 --> 01:02:24,828 - How do you do it? - Do what? 1208 01:02:26,621 --> 01:02:28,456 - Like, you're just here by yourself. 1209 01:02:30,542 --> 01:02:31,960 - Hmm, out here isn't ideal, 1210 01:02:32,002 --> 01:02:36,089 but you get used to it after a bit. 1211 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:44,180 - I've been talkin' to God, but I'm just still lost. 1212 01:02:44,222 --> 01:02:47,851 - Well, did you ask him what we talked about? 1213 01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:48,935 - No, ma'am. 1214 01:02:50,186 --> 01:02:51,146 - Well, 1215 01:02:52,522 --> 01:02:53,857 stupid. 1216 01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:56,776 - Grandma, you can't be saying that. 1217 01:02:56,818 --> 01:02:58,403 People now get offended. 1218 01:02:59,779 --> 01:03:01,072 - See, now that's the problem. 1219 01:03:02,198 --> 01:03:06,786 You new girls today, nowadays are too sensitive. 1220 01:03:06,828 --> 01:03:08,329 A boy wanna break up with you 1221 01:03:08,371 --> 01:03:11,082 and you runnin' around here trying to snatch a weave out. 1222 01:03:12,334 --> 01:03:16,796 - Well, us new girls don't wanna be like y'all old ladies 1223 01:03:16,838 --> 01:03:18,214 and not have a voice. 1224 01:03:20,675 --> 01:03:21,593 - A voice? 1225 01:03:22,844 --> 01:03:25,013 Only a fool screams to be heard. 1226 01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:29,934 Much like those people that get married just to be seen. 1227 01:03:29,976 --> 01:03:32,062 - It's nothing wrong with wanting to be married. 1228 01:03:32,103 --> 01:03:33,980 - It is if it's for the wrong reason. 1229 01:03:34,022 --> 01:03:36,900 - But love should be enough reason, right? 1230 01:03:38,568 --> 01:03:39,944 - You stupid. You stupid. 1231 01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:46,493 Baby, love is one of those bonuses of a great marriage. 1232 01:03:48,119 --> 01:03:50,538 It is not the marriage. 1233 01:03:51,664 --> 01:03:54,042 - But love is why people get married. 1234 01:03:54,084 --> 01:03:55,960 - Well, it should be for God, 1235 01:03:57,087 --> 01:03:58,963 but that doesn't make sense to you 1236 01:03:59,005 --> 01:04:01,633 'cause you don't know God. 1237 01:04:01,675 --> 01:04:02,884 - I know God. 1238 01:04:04,344 --> 01:04:08,431 - But do you have a relationship with him? 1239 01:04:08,473 --> 01:04:10,558 No, you don't. 1240 01:04:12,310 --> 01:04:15,230 You don't get up in the morning and read your Bible. 1241 01:04:15,271 --> 01:04:19,859 You're not praying, you're not daily meditating. 1242 01:04:19,901 --> 01:04:22,404 You're not trying to avoid foolishness, 1243 01:04:22,445 --> 01:04:24,364 which would help build up your faith. 1244 01:04:25,407 --> 01:04:29,202 Without faith, it's impossible to please God. 1245 01:04:29,244 --> 01:04:33,498 And those who know him know that he is a reward of those 1246 01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:34,958 who diligently seek him. 1247 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:40,672 - Grandma, this is not the 1960s. Seeking God is hard. 1248 01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:42,257 - Everything is hard. 1249 01:04:43,341 --> 01:04:45,010 Dating is hard. 1250 01:04:45,051 --> 01:04:47,721 You still datin'. Mm-hmm. 1251 01:04:47,762 --> 01:04:51,016 Getting drunk till you're passed out, 1252 01:04:51,057 --> 01:04:53,643 falling out all on the ground is hard, 1253 01:04:54,936 --> 01:04:57,230 but I ain't seen that you stopped drinking. 1254 01:04:58,648 --> 01:05:00,400 Spending an hour in the bathroom 1255 01:05:00,442 --> 01:05:05,071 trying to squeeze into some clothes that's so tight 1256 01:05:05,113 --> 01:05:07,157 that it stops you from breathing, 1257 01:05:08,324 --> 01:05:11,870 but I don't see you stop trying on clothes too small 1258 01:05:11,911 --> 01:05:15,206 the next time. I still see you squeezing. 1259 01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:20,712 And another thing, y'all and these lashes, 1260 01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:22,297 25 inches long, 1261 01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:26,092 look like baby tarantulas done grabbed you by the eyelids 1262 01:05:26,134 --> 01:05:27,427 and hanging on for dear life. 1263 01:05:27,469 --> 01:05:28,678 I mean, I tell you, 1264 01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,263 I don't know what to say about y'all young folks. 1265 01:05:30,305 --> 01:05:31,639 - [Leah] Grandma? - What? 1266 01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:34,309 Where's the lie? 1267 01:05:35,268 --> 01:05:37,020 (laughs) 1268 01:05:37,062 --> 01:05:38,146 Well, lemme go back here 1269 01:05:38,188 --> 01:05:40,315 and check on my clothes in the dryer. 1270 01:05:40,357 --> 01:05:42,275 And don't mess with my little pie. 1271 01:05:42,317 --> 01:05:45,695 - [Leah] I might take a bite. - I'll know if you have. 1272 01:05:45,737 --> 01:05:47,781 The proof will be showin' up. 1273 01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:49,115 - Thank you. 1274 01:05:49,157 --> 01:05:53,161 - [Grandma] Oh, you welcome, baby. You welcome. 1275 01:05:58,541 --> 01:06:01,127 (piano music) 1276 01:06:34,452 --> 01:06:37,122 (upbeat music) 1277 01:06:56,224 --> 01:06:58,727 * (indistinct) * 1278 01:06:58,768 --> 01:07:02,939 * I'm dyin' with you 'cause I'm in love * 1279 01:07:02,981 --> 01:07:07,152 * Forget about the troubles behind * 1280 01:07:07,193 --> 01:07:11,322 * With you, I wanna leave all behind * 1281 01:07:11,364 --> 01:07:12,866 * Your pretty sugar make me, my love * 1282 01:07:12,907 --> 01:07:13,950 - All right, baby. 1283 01:07:13,992 --> 01:07:16,036 I thank you for comin' and visitin', 1284 01:07:16,077 --> 01:07:20,081 even though you wasn't visitin' me, just usin' me. 1285 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:23,043 - [Leah] Grandma, stop it. - I'm just playin'. 1286 01:07:23,084 --> 01:07:26,212 I'm just playin'. No, I'm not. 1287 01:07:26,254 --> 01:07:28,131 - Thank you so much, Grandma. Thank you. 1288 01:07:28,173 --> 01:07:29,674 - Oh, you're so welcome, sweetie. 1289 01:07:29,716 --> 01:07:32,427 Now you make sure you take those scriptures that I gave you. 1290 01:07:32,469 --> 01:07:35,221 You read them and you meditate on 'em every day, all right? 1291 01:07:35,263 --> 01:07:37,390 - Yes, ma'am. - All right. 1292 01:07:37,432 --> 01:07:39,392 - All right. I guess I will leave. 1293 01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:40,977 - Okay. 1294 01:07:41,019 --> 01:07:43,521 Take care now. - [Leah] Can I get a hug? 1295 01:07:43,563 --> 01:07:45,774 - I'm still upset about that sweet potato pie that- 1296 01:07:45,815 --> 01:07:48,276 - [Leah] Grandma. - Okay, okay. 1297 01:07:49,402 --> 01:07:51,738 You be good, sweetie. - Yes, ma'am. I love you. 1298 01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,114 - I love you too. - All right. 1299 01:07:53,156 --> 01:07:55,784 - All right. Bye-bye, baby. - Bye. 1300 01:07:55,825 --> 01:07:57,494 - Stupid. 1301 01:07:57,535 --> 01:07:59,537 (laughs) 1302 01:08:00,622 --> 01:08:01,456 Oh. 1303 01:08:25,146 --> 01:08:26,481 - God, please, 1304 01:08:27,816 --> 01:08:30,151 please gimme what's best for me. 1305 01:08:30,193 --> 01:08:32,654 (bell dings) 1306 01:08:53,008 --> 01:08:54,718 - Girl, what is going on with you? 1307 01:08:54,759 --> 01:08:56,094 Like, why are you in the bed 1308 01:08:56,136 --> 01:08:59,347 in the middle of the day like this? Like, talk to us. 1309 01:08:59,389 --> 01:09:01,975 - I think God just wants me to be alone. 1310 01:09:02,017 --> 01:09:03,476 - What are you talking about? 1311 01:09:04,352 --> 01:09:06,062 - So, I prayed to God 1312 01:09:06,104 --> 01:09:08,398 and I asked him to give me what's best for me. 1313 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,192 And I've been alone for a whole week. 1314 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,195 - Oh, Lord. Please don't do it like that. 1315 01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:16,614 - First of all, one week is not that long. 1316 01:09:16,656 --> 01:09:19,075 Second of all, when we do things God's way, 1317 01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:21,036 it's not always easier, but it's better. 1318 01:09:21,077 --> 01:09:24,581 - Right 'cause God got you right where you need to be, girl. 1319 01:09:24,622 --> 01:09:27,250 - Maybe He just wants you to work on yourself. 1320 01:09:27,292 --> 01:09:30,003 - You right 'cause why would He give me a husband 1321 01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:31,546 and I'm a complete mess? 1322 01:09:32,464 --> 01:09:33,631 - Well, why would He allow for you 1323 01:09:33,673 --> 01:09:35,342 to choose any man you want though? 1324 01:09:35,383 --> 01:09:38,720 - If He wants us to know the purpose, He'll tell us. 1325 01:09:38,762 --> 01:09:40,013 - Right, Karen. 1326 01:09:40,055 --> 01:09:41,848 You know what, Karen, you a whole friend now. 1327 01:09:41,890 --> 01:09:43,350 - It was just two thirds before. 1328 01:09:43,391 --> 01:09:44,392 - [Shannon] Yeah. 1329 01:09:46,061 --> 01:09:49,689 - Just (indistinct). 1330 01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:52,650 (singer vocalizing) 1331 01:10:16,257 --> 01:10:17,717 - This is our case area. 1332 01:10:17,759 --> 01:10:21,763 This is usually where we have clients (indistinct) location. 1333 01:10:21,805 --> 01:10:23,264 So, you can wait here. 1334 01:10:23,306 --> 01:10:25,141 I'm gonna grab (indistinct) and I'll be right back. 1335 01:10:25,183 --> 01:10:26,559 - Thank you. - You welcome. 1336 01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:38,863 - Okay. - Hey. 1337 01:10:39,572 --> 01:10:40,907 Hey. 1338 01:10:40,949 --> 01:10:42,701 - Hey, what you doing here? 1339 01:10:42,742 --> 01:10:45,537 - I was just about to ask you the same thing. 1340 01:10:45,578 --> 01:10:48,998 I'm filling out an application for a position they had open. 1341 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:49,916 What are you doing here? 1342 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,459 - Well, I just got offered a job 1343 01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,628 for a office administrator, so. 1344 01:10:54,629 --> 01:10:56,631 - [Dan] Okay. Congratulations on that. 1345 01:10:56,673 --> 01:10:57,841 - Thank you. - That's great. 1346 01:11:01,177 --> 01:11:03,680 You look beautiful, by the way. 1347 01:11:03,722 --> 01:11:04,639 It's been a while. 1348 01:11:09,227 --> 01:11:10,061 Listen, 1349 01:11:12,313 --> 01:11:13,314 listen, 1350 01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:17,235 I know this is not the right time or place for this, 1351 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:18,445 but I just wanna apologize 1352 01:11:18,486 --> 01:11:20,488 for everything we've been through. 1353 01:11:20,530 --> 01:11:23,450 - Dan, let's just call it even. 1354 01:11:24,492 --> 01:11:26,327 Everything happens for a reason. 1355 01:11:27,996 --> 01:11:30,457 - Well, I mean, look at you. 1356 01:11:30,498 --> 01:11:34,127 You came out great after all of this. You're glowing. 1357 01:11:34,169 --> 01:11:35,337 - [Leah] We all are. 1358 01:11:37,047 --> 01:11:38,798 - [Dan] I miss you. 1359 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,342 - I miss you too. 1360 01:11:47,849 --> 01:11:51,978 - Okay. Are you dating someone or something? 1361 01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:53,480 - We're not like that, no. 1362 01:11:54,856 --> 01:11:57,275 - [Dan] I thought you said you miss me. 1363 01:11:57,317 --> 01:12:00,111 - I do, but this just doesn't feel right. 1364 01:12:00,153 --> 01:12:01,863 I'm not the same person anymore. 1365 01:12:03,239 --> 01:12:05,492 I don't wanna date someone 1366 01:12:05,533 --> 01:12:08,703 only because I'm afraid of not dating someone. 1367 01:12:11,456 --> 01:12:14,542 - Well, can I take you out to lunch or something? 1368 01:12:14,584 --> 01:12:16,628 I mean, there's a coffee place right over there. 1369 01:12:16,670 --> 01:12:19,673 We can go have a cup of coffee and just talk. 1370 01:12:19,714 --> 01:12:21,424 - Don't you have a girlfriend? 1371 01:12:23,218 --> 01:12:26,554 - Something like that, but I want you. 1372 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:30,934 - And I wanna spend more time with God 1373 01:12:30,975 --> 01:12:32,477 doing things that I like to do 1374 01:12:32,519 --> 01:12:35,689 and, you know, find out who I really am. 1375 01:12:38,191 --> 01:12:40,276 I need to focus on becoming the woman 1376 01:12:40,318 --> 01:12:43,446 that the man that I want would wanna have. 1377 01:12:45,782 --> 01:12:46,950 - [Dan] Touche. 1378 01:12:48,326 --> 01:12:51,663 Understandable, but I still love you. 1379 01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:56,793 - I'll always love you, Dan. 1380 01:12:57,794 --> 01:12:59,587 - Ooh girl! Well, I got the gift, girl! 1381 01:13:01,631 --> 01:13:03,675 Woo! Thank you, Jesus! 1382 01:13:03,717 --> 01:13:05,593 - Shannon, what are you doing? I'm on the job. 1383 01:13:05,635 --> 01:13:07,095 - Okay, and? Me too, girl. 1384 01:13:07,137 --> 01:13:07,971 But listen, I got a gift. 1385 01:13:08,013 --> 01:13:08,847 - [Woman] Who is this? 1386 01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:10,306 - I don't know. I'm so sorry. 1387 01:13:10,348 --> 01:13:14,185 - No, no, no, no. Watch, watch. Dark skin and chocolate. 1388 01:13:14,227 --> 01:13:15,103 (squeals) 1389 01:13:15,145 --> 01:13:16,521 Come on, Jesus! 1390 01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:20,233 * Layin' on the bed, I like to be your love, baby * 1391 01:13:20,275 --> 01:13:21,943 Oh, thank you, Lord! 1392 01:13:23,194 --> 01:13:25,405 Girl, I'm like (indistinct). 1393 01:13:25,447 --> 01:13:27,574 Oh, Jesus! Glory to God. 1394 01:13:28,616 --> 01:13:31,578 - Ready to go, babe? - Ooh, yes. Thank you! 1395 01:13:31,619 --> 01:13:32,370 - [Leah] Can I go too? 1396 01:13:32,412 --> 01:13:33,747 - How do you do that? 1397 01:13:33,788 --> 01:13:36,791 - [Shannon] No, girl, you got an interview. Hold on. 1398 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,752 - [Leah] I'll teach you later. Bye. 1399 01:13:38,793 --> 01:13:42,881 * You afraid that you gon' make me, my love * 1400 01:13:42,922 --> 01:13:47,052 * I'm dyin' with you 'cause I'm in love * 1401 01:13:47,093 --> 01:13:51,473 * Forget about the troubles behind * 1402 01:13:51,514 --> 01:13:55,685 * With you, I wanna leave all behind * 1403 01:13:55,727 --> 01:14:00,357 * You afraid that you gon' make me, my love * 1404 01:14:00,398 --> 01:14:02,984 (upbeat music) 1405 01:14:16,414 --> 01:14:19,000 (piano music) 1406 01:14:55,370 --> 01:14:57,914 (piano music) 1407 01:15:36,119 --> 01:15:38,705 (piano music) 1408 01:16:06,274 --> 01:16:08,860 (piano music) 1409 01:16:51,653 --> 01:16:54,823 (singer vocalizing) 1410 01:17:43,371 --> 01:17:46,374 (singers vocalizing) 1411 01:17:54,674 --> 01:17:57,844 (singer vocalizing) 1412 01:18:43,306 --> 01:18:46,267 (singer vocalizing) 94662

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