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I told you to jump
over the fire pit, Thomas,
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not fall into it.
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Happy Park-iversary!
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What's
a park-iversary?
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Dude, park anniversary.
Just break it down.
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Pops is gonna give out
really lame gifts, but just...
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pretend like you like it,
or you'll hurt his feelings.
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Hey, Pops!
Happy park-iversary!
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I come bearing gifts.
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I picked out just the right
presents for all of you.
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Oh, I can't wait.
Open them! Open them!
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Oh-oh-oh! Gag peanut brittle
where the snake pops out.
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Or regular peanut brittle.
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Thanks, Pops.
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Whoa! Novelty socks!
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A mermaid statue made
of shells?
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Man, this is...
super neat!
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Thanks, Pops.
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When in doubt,
buy shells.
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Now for Mordecai
and Rigby's gifts.
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I think you're really going
to like these.
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"Tants... dare to dine
anywhere with flair in tants,
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the pants that are also
a table."
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- These are great.
- Yeah. Thanks, Pops.
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Oh, wonderful!
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I knew they'd be a hit.
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Well, I still have gifts
for Skips and Benson.
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Happy park-iversary!
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- Bye, Pops!
- See ya, Pops.
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What are we gonna do
with tants?
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I think you hit
the jackpot this year.
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Those tants
are pretty fresh.
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You know, I could take those
tants off your hands for you...
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free of charge.
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Hm-hm.
- Yeah. Sure. Go for it.
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A wise decision,
bro.
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Ta-da!
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Whoa.
What are you wearing?
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Tants!
I'm wearing tants!
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You must not
have tried them on yet.
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Ha-ha!
Yeah, you got us.
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You know, I didn't want
to make a big deal
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in front of the others,
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but I put extra heart
into picking out your presents.
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- Really?
- Oh, yes.
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I wanted to use
the park-iversary
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as an opportunity
to thank you
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for being such
good friends to me.
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I thought we could all
wear our tants
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and have lunch together.
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Uh... we... uh,
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kind of don't
have the tants anymore.
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We gave the tants...
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We gave the tants...
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We gave them
to the dry-cleaners!
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Uh, yeah, yeah!
We took them...
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to the dry-cleaners
to make sure they'd be clean
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the first time we try them on.
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Oh! Good show!
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Then let's do lunch tomorrow
when you pick up your tants.
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- Yeah. For sure.
- Tants tomorrow. You got it.
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Splendid!
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Oh!
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Dude, did you see
his face?!
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Yeah, we can't make
Pops cry.
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Those tants are really bad,
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but hurting Pops' feelings
is worse.
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Come on. We got to see
Muscle Man about those tants.
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Yes?
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We really need
those tants back.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, okay.
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Me and Starla are done
with them anyway.
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Aah! What the...
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Gross!
What did you do?!
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All I did was use them for
a pizza dinner...
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with Starla.
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Blah!
Did you even eat any of it?
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There's like a whole
slice in the pant leg!
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You don't need to get
all worked up about it!
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Just wash them.
They'll be fine.
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More up.
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Wait. Let me switch my grip.
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All right. Now turn the tants
to the right.
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No, my right.
- It's not fitting.
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Because you need
to turn the tants.
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I am turning it!
You just have to push it more!
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It's not gonna work like that.
The tants won't fit.
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Why do you keep saying
tants so much?
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- Just turn them.
- Just shove them in!
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Aah! You're breaking them!
Take them out!
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- What was that?
- Dude, look out!
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Maybe we can still
fix it.
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There's nothing
left to fix.
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We're gonna have to buy
new tants.
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There it is!
Click it! Click it!
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- All right. Let's see.
- Which one is it?
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Uh, this one.
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$200?!
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The ergonomic cupholder
makes it "limited edition"?
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I can't believe Pops spent
so much money on us!
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We're not
limited-edition friends.
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We're just
standard-issue jerks.
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We're gonna have
to tell Pops.
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Mordecai! Rigby!
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I've been looking all
over for you!
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I've been so excited
about tomorrow!
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Anyway, I forgot to ask
which beverage you'd like...
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lemonade or pink lemonade?
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Uh...
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Oh, what am I saying?
I'll get both!
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Let's go wild!
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It is our first tants lunch
together.
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I "tant" wait for it.
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Tants lunch! Tants lunch!
Tants lunch!
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We can't tell Pops.
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What are we gonna do?!
- Just let me think.
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It's just pants and a table.
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Maybe we could just make
some tants.
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Make them? How?
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Remember that one time Benson
made park uniforms for everyone?
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Oh, the ones
we only wore once?
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Yeah, those.
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Anyway, if we use that
sewing machine,
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we can make new tants.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Where was that thing again?
- The basement?
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Yeah. The basement.
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Dude, I don't know how to use this thing.
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Well, neither do I.
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What are we gonna do?
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Eileen!
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Wow!
A diamond crown stitch horse
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5,000 double diamond series!
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You know they stopped making
these in '75.
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It's the last of its series
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to have a solid-steel
throat plate.
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So does that mean
you can do it?
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With a workhorse like this,
I think I can manage.
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But if we're gonna get these
tants done by tomorrow,
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- you guys will need to help.
Hm-hm!
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♪ ♪
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Whoa!
Eileen, they look great!
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They really do,
don't they?
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Awesome! Now we just have
to add the logos
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to make them look legit.
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Are you sure about
ripping off the logo?
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This warning seems pretty specific.
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But if we don't use
the real logo,
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Pops will know
they're different tants.
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We have to take it
for Pops' lunch.
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Huh?! Aah!
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- Cease and desist!
- Who are you?!
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Hmm. Only the acting presi-tant
and founder of Tantsco,
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maker of tants!
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I'm here to investigate
a grave violation
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of Tantsco company
rules!
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Tampering or removal
of the official Tantsco logo
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is forbidden by law...
of my company...
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and is punishable...
by my company.
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Uh, sir, you better take
a look at this.
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Do you know how many Tantsco
laws you're violating
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with these off-brand tants?
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- I don't know.
- Um... - A couple?
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Well, it's at least 17...
easily!
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The Tantsco company
and its subsequent products
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are my family's bread
and butter.
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Heck, those products are
family to me.
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It's like you're walking
into my home
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and taking the food
right out of my wife's mouth!
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Well, I can't let
this continue!
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Today it's bootleg tants, but
what will it be tomorrow...
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bootleg glups?!
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You know, the gloves that are
also a coffee cup.
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Or maybe you want to make
sombrasses...
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the sombrero
that's also glasses.
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- Ugh!
- Or what about shilts...
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the shoes that are
also stilts?!
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Are you gonna bootleg these?!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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It's okay.
He's still got pants on.
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If these faux tants exist,
it'll open the floodgates
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to all kinds of bootleg
Tantsco products.
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And I'm not about to let that
happen to my company!
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I'm destroying
these impostors.
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- No!
- You can't!
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Aah!
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Aah!
- In your face!
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You know brand-name Tantsco
tants are fireproof.
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Did you make yours
fireproof?
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- Don't do it!
- No!
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Hmm. Before I torch
these impostors,
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just tell me one thing...
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why on this good green earth
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would you make
fake tants?!
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- Because we had to!
- Ha!
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Liar, liar, tants on fire!
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There is no good reason
to bootleg tants!
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Pops.
Pops is a good reason.
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He bought us real tants
from your company.
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He just wanted to have one lunch
with us in tants,
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but we didn't appreciate Pops
or his gifts,
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and they got ruined.
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We were just trying
to fix things.
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And Eileen worked
really hard to help us!
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I'm sorry we ripped
the label off,
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and I'm sorry
we made fake tants,
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but we couldn't let Pops down
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and still call
ourselves his friends.
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But that is the reason
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I consider you
my best friends.
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Pops!
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I heard everything.
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Pops, we're so sorry!
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No! I won't hear it!
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The lengths that you went
for my sake
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mean more than any lunch
in tants.
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That is true friendship.
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Thanks, Pops.
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Tie-kerchief... the tie that's
also a handkerchief.
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I've never seen such a touching
display of friendship
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in all my life.
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This is why I started Tantsco...
for the people.
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It's more beautiful than
any product my company can make.
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00:10:12,267 --> 00:10:13,894
Does this mean
we can have our tants back?
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No!
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- No!
- My work!
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Real friends deserve
real tants.
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Tants all around!
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- Nice!
- Ah! Sweet!
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I don't even know
what's real and what's not.
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You know, Pops,
these tants are pretty choice.
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Yes, isn't the fabric nice
and breathable?
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Yeah! Totally!
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Check it out...
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The Tantsco president gave us
this prototype frelt.
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It even came with these
four-legged, acid-washed jeans.
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It's okay
if you're jealous.
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Tants are pretty
last season.
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Pops, I know we're friends,
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but please don't ever
buy us frelts.
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Oh, I'd never do that.
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Those look ridiculous.
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00:11:04,782 --> 00:11:10,545
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