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- Hey, Thomas! - Hey, muscle man, what's up ?
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Make yourself useful by taking my cloths to the dry cleaners.
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And no starch this time.
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It wreaks havoc on my pepperonis!
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Oh, sorry.
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Don't be sorry, be aware!
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Okay! Thanks, muscle man!
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Aw, man!
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So you wanted to talk to me about Thomas?
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Yeah, now, don't get me wrong, Thomas is a good kid.
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But, man, I have been spending so much time on this internship program.
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- Oh, yeah. - I think we're gonna have to let Thomas go.
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That's a shame, but I can see where you're coming from.
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Yeah, the last thing this park needs is another worker standing around
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Doing nothing all day
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That's already Mordecai and Rigby's job, am I right ?
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Yeah, I heard that.
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Well, I'd better go find Thomas to give him the bad news.
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Mom, Benson says he's gonna fire me if I can't make myself useful.
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What should I... Okay, I'll try.
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Hey, Benson! How's it going?
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Not great, actually.
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As for me, I was just going over all the duties I fulfilled at the park today.
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I'm glad to hear it.
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Which duties, exactly?
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Well, for instance, oh--
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I put sawdust on the barf around the perimeter of the merry- go- round and, uh...
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Stuff like that... you know, duties.
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You agree that stuff is important, right ?
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You don't want barf in your park, do you ?
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Of course not, I'm extremely anti- barf.
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Still, Thomas, I have some...
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Bad news, Benson, come in!
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This better be important, I'm in the middle of something.
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- It's the statue, it's gone. - What ?
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Aah, I can't believe Gene did it again!
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Wait, who's Gene ?
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Gene's the prank- obsessed manager from our rival park.
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Every year, he and his goons steal the Statue of Curtis Montgomery
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And we have to go recover it
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Wait, who's Curtis Montgomery ?
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He's the park's founder.
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Huh, so, how can I help ?
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Thomas, you're just an intern, you're not necessary for this one.
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Besides, we already have a back- up plan
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Suit up, guys, we're going with operation alien strike force.
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Yes, I knew we'd do one of mine eventually.
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Can I come, at least ?
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Well, we only have enough costumes for the six of us.
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Plus there's no time to brief you, and this plan is airtight.
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You'd just be dead weight.
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Just go and take a seat in my office and wait for me there, okay?
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I still need to talk to you when we get back.
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I am necessary. I just need to find a way to prove it!
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Alright, muscle man, go go..
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Help, help..
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- I'm stuck! - What's going on here ?
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We are aliens!
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Surrender to us now!
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Wait, aliens ? You blockheads!
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It's just Benson and his man in cheap costumes.
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They're trespassing! Fire at will!
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It's a UFO!
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Oh, no, more aliens!
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We need a better plan to get the statue back.
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How about we go in there dressed like zombies ?
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No, no more costumes.
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I see, we just demo their supply bunkers.
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Sounds like a lot of people could get hurt.
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Yeah, that's the point, they shut us with tomatoes!
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Guys, I have an idea.
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I could go undercover as an intern and gather information.
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We'll take them down from the inside!
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Eh, Thomas!
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No, I didn't want to do this in front of everyone.
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- But, you're fi.. - Wait!
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I know I'm not the most important worker around here.
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During my internship here, I've gotten to know each of you.
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And I finally feel like you've accepted me.
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I don't wanna lose that.
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Please, just give me this one chance to show that I can be a valuable member to this park.
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Plus, I'm the one who shot that flare that saved you.
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- Where'd you get that ? - My mom works for an in- flight magazine.
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She gets stuff like this for free.
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Ugh! You see, that's just it, Thomas.
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You're too much of a mama's boy to pull this off.
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Still think I'm a mama's boy ?
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Uncle! Uncle!
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Alright! What's your plan ?
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The way I see it, it will take me 30 days to integrate into the park.
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I'll infiltrate the park from the air.
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I'll forge an intern I.D. and create a whole new persona.
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My name will be Nicholas.
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I said :" That's not my landlord, that's my lamblord! "
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You're alright, kid.
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I'll embed myself behind enemy lines and play the role of an East Pines intern.
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I'll gain the other interns' trust by getting them snacks and doing all their work for them.
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Once everyone's comfortable with me,, I'll be free to wander the park
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and get a lay of the land to figure out where they hid the statue.
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- How you liking field work? - It's just fine, sir.
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Want to know a secret?
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Good one, sir.
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I won't lie to you. This mission is highly dangerous.
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If I'm found out, they'll almost certainly prank me mercilessly.
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But for the park, I think it's worth it.
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I'll keep a close eye on what they do and memorize their schedules
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So I can pinpoint the perfect night to steal the statue.
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At the end of the 30th night, watch for my signal.
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He pulled it off. Let's go.
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Look! A note!
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and hurry! There isn't much time.
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Put these on and meet me by the front gate of gene's park,
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Let's go get us a statue.
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Alright. Gene and his men are at the park managers' formal.
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That should give us about an hour to retrieve the statue and get out.
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Nobody invited me to the park managers' formal.
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Shh. Quite. We're here.
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Intern's are lights out at 9:00pm. You know that.
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Nicholas, what are you doing?
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Yeah. the boss had me out running errands. It's always something, huh?
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You can say that again. You have a good night.
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You do the same, boss.
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I still can't believe they didn't invite me to the park managers' formal.
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You need to work on your networking skills, bro.
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Alright. You three stay here and wait for my signal. The rest of you, follow me.
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The statue is inside the silo.
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The only way in is through the top.
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Full house, baby. Read' em and weep!
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Aw, come one, man! I'm gonna go prank the interns.
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Alright. Better luck next time.
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Rise and shine, ladies!
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Hahaha! Yeah! I just pranked you guys good!
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Oh no!
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I'm sorry, sweetie. Just give me a minute, will you?
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I told you not to call me tonight!
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Sir, it's Nicholas.
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Oh my--
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- Whoa, whoa. - I got it. I got it.
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We've got to hurry. He'll be back any minute.
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You almost had me fooled, Nicholas.
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It's our statue, Gene.
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As long as it's in my park, it's my statue!
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Maybe I should just call some backup to help teach you that lesson!
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I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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No intern tells me what to do.
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I'm not your intern. I'm their intern.
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Hmm. Touching.
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Come on! Let's go!
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Just get in the truck and stay down!
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Get to the golf carts!
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- There's no gas in these thing! - What?
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Play it cool, muscle man.
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Give me your walkie- talkie!
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Jeff, come in! Jeff!
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- There's no batteries in here! - There's no batteries in mine, either, sir.
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We're gonna have to use the emergency phone.
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Nicholas, what are you doing out again? And who's this?
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- Uh, I, uh… - he's the maintenance guy from this morning.
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It's always something, right?
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Gene just called me and asked me to give him a lift home.
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Yeah. Always something, right?
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' cause this is the first I'm hearing of this.
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Yeah. I'm gonna have to verify this with gene,
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Gene, this is jeff. Come in. over.
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He knows!
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This is gene calling all personnel! Hello! Wait a minute.
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Nichola- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- s!
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Hello? Gene? Huh. He's not answering.
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Look, the guy's tired. He's been working all day.
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Just let me take him back, and I'll explain it to Gene later.
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Nah. There's something funny going on here.
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I want both of you to step out of the vehicle right now.
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Forget the statue! Lets get out of here!
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- What was that?! - What was what?
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- I heard something. - I don't know what you're talking about.
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Just let me call gene on my phone, and he'll verify this.
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All right, go ahead, but don't try anything funny.
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What's he doing? It's not gonna work.
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Hey, Gene, it's, uh, Nicholas requesting clearance for the maintenance guy
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Yeah. He's being difficult. Here he is.
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Let him through, you blockhead!
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My mistake.
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Stop! Stop! Don't let them through!
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- It's Gene - Oh no!
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No!
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Nichola- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- s!
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Sit tight! Curtis Montgomery. You're safe at home.
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I'm sorry I doubted you, Thomas.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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How did you do that when Gene answered your phone call?
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Oh, I had his voice already recorded from earlier.
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Let him through, you blockhead!
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Impressive.
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Pretty cool, but you'll always be a mama's boy to me.
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Alright, guys. I got to get this. See you later.
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See you later.
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Hey, mom. Good news. They want me to stay at the park.
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Yep. Mission accomplished.
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