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Guys, guys.
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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I know that I'm the one being honored tomorrow with a gold watch
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for showing up to work 1000 consecutive days in a row,
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but I want you to know, it's actually about you guys.
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So... thank you.
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Thanks, Benson. That's means a lot.
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How do you do this?
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How do you always get to work on time?
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That is a great question, Thomas!
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Did everybody hear that?
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The guy knows how to think!
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I got this far in life by doing one thing,
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and that's playing is safe.
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I set three alarm clocks every night, including this one.
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And then I leave my toast and coffee out the night before
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so it's ready for me when I wake up.
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You eat stale toast?
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Yes!
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And I don't like it, not one bit.
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But I know that it'll all be worth it the moment
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that Mr Maellard honors me with that gold watch.
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You must want that watch very bad, huh?
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Oh, you have no idea how long I've wanted that thing!
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But tonight,
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I can finally stand before you guys and say
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I did it!
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Hey man, I don't mean to be a Debbie H. Donner here,
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but don't you think it's a little bit early to celebrating?
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I mean you still have to make it on time tomorrow.
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Oh come on, Muscle Man,
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what could possibly go wrong between now and then?
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Hey Benson!
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You're not gonna believe this,
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these guys are celebrating 1000 something, too.
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1000 test missions.
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You guys are test pilots?
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We sure are.
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Hey, I'm Tango, and this is Stache.
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Wait, you're not Stache?
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No, I'm Tango, he's Stache.
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Why don't you join us for some wings,
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then we're celebrating our 1000 together!
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More wings?
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Benson likey, and I am Benson!
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I'm not sure more wings is a good idea, Benson.
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You don't want to eat yourself into a food coma again.
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Yes, perhaps you've done enough winging for one night.
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Look, I can handle it guys, it's just one round.
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It's just...
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well, sometimes people do things they regret on a bellyful of wings.
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That's all we're saying.
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Don't worry guys, I got it under control.
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Oww... my head.
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What happened to me?
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What could possibly go wrong between now and then?
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Hey Benson! You're not gonna believe this,
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these guys are celebrating 1000 something, too.
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Mordecai and Rigby!!!!!
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Where am I?
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Ah.... I only have 3 hours to get back.
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How am I ever.......
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Wait, a road, I'm saved.
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Come on, come on, pick up!
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Hello?
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Pops, it's Benson.
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Oh Benson, are you ok?
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I'm fine, Pops, listen.
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Could you put Mordecai and Rigby on
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so I can screaming at them for ruining my life?
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They're not with you? Oh...dear....
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They didn't come home last night,
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we're all worried sick.
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What the hack happened last night?
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I'm afraid I don't know.
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Well, whatever it was left me stranded out in the desert.
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Can you come pick me up?
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Oh of course!
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Where in the desert are you exactly?
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Er... hold on, let me see.
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Great.
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Oh, a car!
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Hey, hey stop!
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Can you tell me what road this is?
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Sure.
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How about right after you tell me if this hurts or not?
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Benson? Hellooo?
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What on earth you're arresting me for?
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Benson, you're all right!
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You!!
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Heh, knock yourself out.
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What did you do to me??
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- Do you..... not remember anything? - No!
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Get off of me and I'll tell you!
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Here's what happened....
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Benson! Benson!
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The wings just kept coming.
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Both of our engines were on fire,
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but somehow we managed to
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crash-land right in the middle of the hot-tub party.
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I wish I was cool like you guys.
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Instead, I'm being honored tomorrow for playing it safe.
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Ouch.
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Yeah, that's rough.
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If you want to be honored tomorrow with some Grade-A-Guts,
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you should drive up to the ceremony in the mach infinity.
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Yeah, it's the supersonic car we just test-drove.
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Seriously?
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I didn't know that car actually existed.
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Nothing can drive that fast.
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You'd been taking a big risk,
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but in a cool way.
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I don't know, Benson.
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You might be risking more than just that gold watch.
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It's worth it!
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Just make sure your lift-to-drag ratio stays level.
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You don't want to go into a high-G maneuver.
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High-G maneuver!
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Alright, here goes.
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Stop! Stop! Stop!
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, you landed about a mile away but the car kept going and ended up on the road.
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Yeah, when we went to go find you,
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The cop arrested us for speeding.
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We even showed him our government clearance card which allow us to speed.
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But he just ripped it up.
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He was like, nyah nyah...
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I'll go try to talk to this guy.
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Huh, hi sir.
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Huh, I kind of have to be somewhere by 9.
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And...
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Well, we wouldn't want you be late.
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Now, would we?
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No, we wouldn't. Sir.
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Well, son, the soonest I can open that door for you is ...
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9:01 a.m.
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He didn't even look at anything.
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He just make that time up to be a jerk.
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Open your mouth again, pretty boy, and you're getting the hose.
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That won't be necessary.
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Pops, how did you find us?
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Oh, it was quite simple.
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While you were being arrested.
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I happened to hear the distinctive mating call
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of a chubby-necked chicken vulture in the background.
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I tried to use your computing device to look up its habitat on the Internet.
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But I got scared.
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So I called Thomas over and he found it without any trouble at all.
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Well, Pops, that's amazing.
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Now, officer, please allow me to pay you whatever fines they've accrued
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And we'll be on our merry way.
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Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
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Bribe?
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Pops, you can't arrest him for no reason.
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Yeah, you think you're above the law?
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On this quarter-mile stretch of highway I'm the law.
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You'll sit tight while I find the bigger hose.
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Well, you ruined my life, again.
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What? We have nothing to do with it.
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I woke up in a military jumpsuit , strapped to an ejector seat.
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Of course you have something to do with this.
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Wow, Benson, nobody put those wings inside you but you.
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Just because we partly like handsome maniacs doesn't mean you didn't have a choice.
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Ah... you are right.
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I decided to take risk and this is the price I paid.
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We've tried everything but this cop won't listen to reason.
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Maybe you can't reason your way out of this one.
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Maybe the solution is ... Another risk.
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Okay, I got an idea.
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What in tarnation happened here?
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Oh, it was terrible.
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They ganged up on me and beat me up before they escaped.
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Escaped? Nobody escaped from my...
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I can't believe that worked.
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Yeah, I figured Pops' head would only hide two or three of us, tops.
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How much time until the ceremony ?
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Less than an hour.
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We can take carmenita .
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She's too slow.
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It's your only chance, Benson. How bad you want that watch?
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More than anything.
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Prefect, let's go.
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See you at the ceremony.
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What?
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Come on...
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Get out to the car.
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It took me 30 years to grow this thing.
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what the...
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Where are you going, boy?
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Yes, I made it.
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Hey, how did you guys get here before me?
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It's a miracle.
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Well, I don't know about miracle, but..
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Dude, where have you been for the last three months ?
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What?
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What probably happened is that you went so fast.
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that you actually traveled three months into the future.
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We all thought you were dead, man.
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That if this isn't my gold watch ceremony.
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it's my...
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Memorial service.
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And who are all of these guys?
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They're applicants for the Park manager position.
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They're waiting until after the service to be interviewed.
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Mr. Maellard, about the gold watch...
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Uh, I'm gonna have to say no.
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I've always been a stickler for the rules.
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Hey, man, I wish you're not dead.
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No, without that watch, I'm dead.
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Benson, stop. The infinity 's reverse gear could tear a hole in space time.
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I have to take that chance.
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Now, there goes a man who takes risks.
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Come on.
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I... I never knew...
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It's working.
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Told you he make it.
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9 a.m. on the dot.
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You did it, my boy.
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It's beautiful.
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I brought us some wings to help us to celebrate.
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Sorry, muscle man, not this time.
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Come on, it's only one wing.
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Oh, my head.
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Where?
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Ah... come on.
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