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Pulling weeds is the worst!
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Who planted these weeds next to the flowers anyway?
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Excuse me, young man.
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Are you responsible for this beautiful garden?
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Yeah.
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You must know a lot about flowers.
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Are you an expert?
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I'm totally an expert!
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We got an expert!
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What the....?!
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Yeah, that's right!
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I'm Bert Coleman, host of TV's hit game show " Expert or Liar"!
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Each week, I disguise myself and question people on the street...
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..to see who's an expert or liar!
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I've been waiting for this!
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Now Rigby, you're claiming to be an expert on flowers,
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well, we got 10 flower-related questions for you.
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Answer each one correctly, and you're an expert,
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but get just one question wrong...
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and the whole world will know...
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you're a big fat liar!
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First question!
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What color are violets?
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Easy, red!
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No wait!
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That is incorrect!!
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You are a liar!
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You make me sick! Liar!!
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Flower expert?
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More like a big dumb liar no one wants to hang out with!
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Classic Rigby.
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Ah, come on! Stop it!
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What was I suppose to do?
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He just showed up and zipped off his face!
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Got to admit he got you good liar.
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I'm not a liar!
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I may not be an expert on flowers, but I'm an expert at something!
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Whatever.
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I've got to get back on the show,
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and then you'll see how much of an expert I am!
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You'll all see!!
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Dude, you don't have to do this, you know.
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I have to!
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That jerk Bert Coleman made a fool out of me!
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How are you even gonna find him?
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He's always in disguise.
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Easy! His customs are really lame!
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I just got to find the weirdest-looked person,
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put the weirdo face off,
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then, bang! I go back on TV and prove I'm an expert.
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Dude, that's the worst plan ever.
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I don't care!!
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Nobody ever takes me seriously, I'm sick of it!
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I'm going after Bert Coleman
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and I'm not coming back until I find him,
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so don't wait up!
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Excuse me, sonny.
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Could you help me read this map?
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Maps? Yes, I'm an map expert!
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Oh, wonderful!
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I'm also an expert at finding you!!! Bert Coleman!!!!!
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Bert who?
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Bert Coleman!!!!
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Bert Coleman!!!!
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Bert Coleman!!!!!
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Bert Coleman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bert Colemeeeeeen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh no no no!!!
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These are not optimum chip levels!
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Mordecai! What did I tell you about hoarding snacks?
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It wasn't me, it was Rigby!
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Where is he?
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He's not here.
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He got humiliated on national television for lying,
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and now he's trying to get back on the show to redeem himself.
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You know, typical Rigby.
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Benson?
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Did you say he was humiliated on a TV show?
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Yeah.
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I have to go.
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Coleman...
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Bert Coleman....
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Benson?
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Where am I?
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My apartment.
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Here, eat this. You look terrible.
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Why are you being so nice to me?
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Look, Rigby.
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I know you don't always see eye to eye,
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but we do have one thing in common.
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I too was humiliated on national television.
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And now, back to...
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Say That Word!
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Benson, you've made it to the final round.
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Say that word, and you will win 100,000 dollars!
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Woo-hoo! 100,000!!
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What will you do with that money?
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Quit my dumb job at the park!
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You work in a park? Sounds awful!
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Now, let's see that final word!
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Alright Benson, say that word!
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Banana!!
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Oh, I'm sorry Benson. The word is " Bandana"!
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Not quite sure how you missed that one.
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I mean there it is...
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Bandana!
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You just had to say that word.
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I thought we screened people to make sure they know how to read.
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Noooooooooooooooo!
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Wow! Brutal!
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The mockery, the scorn,
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for years I couldn't leave the house without someone handing me a banana.
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I would never wish that kind of pain on anyone.
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-Not even you. -Thanks, Beson.
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I just need to get back on that show and prove I'm an expert at something.
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Expert, huh, well, I think we both know what you're best at.
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Slacking off! -Sandwiches!
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Wait what?
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Yah, man, sandwiches. Meat, bread, condiments, what else do you need to know?
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All right, let's go with sandwiches.
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But how are we gonna find Bert Coleman?
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Let me handle that.
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All right, listen up!
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Today I have a special test for all of you.
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Go to all the sandwich shops in town-
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Oh yes!
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-and find Bert Coleman for Rigby.
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Aw what!
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Why should we help that lair? He's the one who got himself into this mess.
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That maybe, but think of all the times his lying got you out of messes.
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Mordecai, who lied to get you out of doing your chores countless times.
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Or when Pops broke that vase,
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Who lied and told Mr. Maellard and told him a bird did it.
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And Muscle Man,
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How many times did you get Rigby to lie to Starla,
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cause you weren't man enough to do it yourself.
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Point made, bro.
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Actually, my friend Cody is an intern on expert and Lair.
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He might be able to tell us where Bert Coleman will be.
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Geez Thomas why didn't you say so sooner?
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-All right then, Rigby and I will talk to this intern, as for the rest of you,
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Start searching those sandwich shops,
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or you're all fired!!!
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Thanks again, Cody.
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Anything for Thomas.
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Ok, let's see.
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Swing dancing, scuba diving, sword fighting...
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Nope, no episodes about sandwiches.
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that's kind of your thing, right Rigby?
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Wait a minute, it says here that Bert Coleman will be at an arcade tomorrow,
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Of course! Video games!
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If there's anything I'm a true expert at, is that!
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Man, who would have thought skipping work to play video games would finally pay off!
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Ehh yeah, we'll deal with that later.
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For now, we gotta get you ready.
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It won't be that easy,
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Expert or Lair doesn't allow repeat guests.
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Hmm hmm, I got an idea.
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Hey buddy that's a pretty hard score!
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Are you an expert at video games?
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Yeah, I'm an expert.
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We got an expert!
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Surprise! I am Bert Coleman and you're on-
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Expert or lair!
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Well I've got a surprise for you, Bert Coleman.
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We meet again, now put me back on the show, Bert.
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We don't do repeat guests! Get out of here lair!
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No! I'm here to stand up for myself,
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and everyone else out there who has been humiliated on television!
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That's right! My name is Joe, and they made a fool out of me on "Pull My Finger"!
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They got me on that "I Kissed Your Wife"!
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"Pie In The Face"!
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And I was humiliated on "Say That World"!
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"Hey it's banana!"
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Put him back on the show, Bert.
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You want a second chance huh?
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Well I have something really special for you!
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It's our season finale and we're broadcasting live!
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Say hello to the folks at home!
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He's in for it now!
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And that's not all, if you lose,
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we'll rerun this episode everyday as long as the show is on the air.
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which will be a long time cause our ratings are really good!
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So what do you say?
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Bring on the questions.
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To the gaming center!
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You must answer ten questions about video games,
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each correct answer will move you ahead on the obstacle course
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Let the game begin!
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First question,
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How much lemonade takes you to the final level of "Lemonade Stand"?
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I know this.
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16 Pitchers!
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That is correct!
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Name the two main characters in "Xtreme Xscape"!
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Hairowitz! Afrosky! -Correct!
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The secret move in "Hoop Jams 5000" is...
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Triple double layup combo!
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Correct!
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John and John from "Strong Johns"!
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Correct!
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The hammer's weakness is furniture!
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Correct!
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Left! Right! AB! AB! Start!
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Correct!
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The Maximum Gloves! -Correct!
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Shikara Yamashito!
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Correct!
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In "Dig Champs", How fast are the giant slugs?
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Trick questions! They're giant snails!
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Correct!
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Last question, who holds the universe record in the game "Broken Bones"?
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It-it was Garrett Bobby Ferguson.
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Wrong, hahahahahah, lair!
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I said he was, until the record was broken by Mordecai and Me!
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And I did it because I'm-
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an Expert!
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In your face!
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He did it he actually did it!
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Oh good show ahahahahah!
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Good thing he didn't go with sandwiches am I right guys?
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Sandwiches, oh no!
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Where's Muscle Man?
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Take off the bun, Bert, Take off the Bun!
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