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The reign of your clan is over!
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For honor.
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Samurai.
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I thought we were ninjas.
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I'm winging it.
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Hey, this one is for me.
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It's an invitation to
our high-school reunion.
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No way, let me see that.
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It says it's in two days.
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What? So soon?
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We should totally go.
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Why? High school is so lame,
why would we wanna go back?
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Well, of course high school was uncool,
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I'm talking about how
cool I was in high school
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and how awesome it will be to
show everyone I'm even cooler now.
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Here, follow me.
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I can't believe you have this.
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What do we have here?
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Activities, art club,
dodge ball, jazz band.
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You played tha saxophone.
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I signed up late, and all
the guitar spots were taken.
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That doesn't explain why you
took your senior picture with it.
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Well, yours can't be any better.
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We'll see about that.
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I'm surprise you even got one
since you didn't get your diploma.
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Check out that photo!
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Oh right, it's your big to-do list.
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A parting message for all
you losers going to college.
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While you chumps write book reports
and do Math for four more years,
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I'm gonna be having all the fun.
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Only jerks would choose more school.
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I'm gonna do way more cool stuff.
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I'm gonna meet cool people, go
cool places and see cool things.
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You're the ones who are
gonna regret their choices.
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I'll go our reunion and rub it
in your face, then you will see.
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You'll all see.
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You're always making so
much troubles for yourself.
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Now, Don never gets in any
trouble when he's at school.
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Rigby out?
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Then you have a long list
stuff you said you'll do.
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Oh no, did I do any thing on the list?
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- Nope.
- What do you mean?
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Is that I can't go without
doing something from the list?
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- Just don't go then.
- No, I have to go.
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If I'm not there, they'll think I
didn't do anything after high school
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and I'm just some loser in a dead-end job.
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I can't let those guys make fun of me!
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I got to do something from the list!
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Well, you only have two days,
let's see what you can get done.
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None of time for you to
become a famous heart surgeon.
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Hamboning for pope won't work.
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Get picture taken while
mooning on all seven continents?
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That's actually really cool.
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But no.
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What about getting a
slam dunk in the Olympics?
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- No.
- Killl a giant squid?
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Nope.
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Having the world record for
the largest feet in the world
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and then kicking the
biggest butt in the world?
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Sorry, dude.
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There's nothing on this
list I can do in time.
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What about this? Skidive
while eating a burrito?
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You can probably do that in two days.
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Actually, that's the only
one you can do in two days.
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Okay, then I will do it.
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The sky doesn't know what's coming.
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- This is the place?
- This is the place.
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It's the only skydiving school from miles.
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Hello?
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Welcome to Jumpin' Jim's Skydiving Academy.
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I'm Jumpin' Jim.
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Are you boys ready to fall
in love with skydiving?
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Look, I need you to teach me
how to skydive before tomorrow.
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Oh, I see you got the
real fire in your belly.
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Well, you bet I can.
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So let's get you straight to the fans.
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Now I'm gonna strap us
together tandem-style.
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That way you'll get a
feel for what it's like.
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I have to be strapped to you?
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No one goes alone on their first jump.
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It just isn't done!
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Alright, let's get you suited up.
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Now I know what you're thinking,
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but don't look too down, son.
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Not all suits can be made of Chinese silk,
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real Italian suede,
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and embroidered in Iceland.
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But every jumper's got to start somewhere.
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Dude, burrito.
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Yeah, I gotta make sure I
can get this right. Hit me.
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Alright, here we go.
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Okay. when you're in the
air, you want to stay focused.
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There's only a limited timeframe.
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Whoa son, what are you doing?
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Eating a burrito!
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No!
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No snacks on the fan!
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Rigby!
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Stay out of my school,
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then stay out of my sky!
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It's over. There's no
other place to go skydiving!
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You should just go to the reunion anyway,
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who cares if you didn't
do anything from the list?
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Who cares?
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Everyone! They're all gonna know!
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I'll just be a loser who's
done nothing since high school!
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You know who else has done
nothing since high school?
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MY MOM!
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Okay, for real, bro.
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If you got to go skydiving
while eating a burrito,
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I've got this guy who owes me a favor.
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What guy?
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His name is Johnny, he's got a plane
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and has been known to take people
skydiving from time to time.
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I'll take you tomorrow after
Starla and I finish brunch.
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And by brunch I mean...
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Ok, ok, we don't need to hear it.
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I just need a ride to this guy.
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Alright, fine. I'll take you
tomorrow right after Starla and I...
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This looks like kinda shady.
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It doesn't matter.
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As long as I can jump
out the plane, it's fine.
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Yo, Johnny!
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Johnny!
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Huh? What?
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Yo, Muscle Man!!
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How's it going, man?
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Oh, you know, it's all good.
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- How you been?
- Pretty rad.
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Still doing the plane thing.
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Oh! I finally changed
my last name to Skydiver!
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Nice.
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Rigby changed his name to Trashboat once.
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Stop talking!
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Can we just do this?
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Anyway, I'm here on business.
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I'm calling in the favor.
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Whoa, heavy, waht do you need?
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My buddy Rigby here
needs to sky-dive today.
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I don't know, man.
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I have to mow the runway, and
then I've got this banner flying...
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I said I'm calling in, Johnny Skydiver!
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OK, OK, you're right, I'll take him up.
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But I got to fix the plane real quick.
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Alright, just about to ready.
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How am I gonna make it?
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There's only 20 minutes before the reunion.
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Reunion? That's where I'm
headed with the banner!
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You can do the stunt live and
skydive straight into the reunion.
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Fine! As soon as I grab my
stuff, we're hitting the sky!
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Alright, I got the parachute to live,
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got the burrito to eat,
and the camera to prove it.
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That should be everything.
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Dude, this doesn't seem safe.
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I don't think you should do this.
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I mean, who cares what your
old classmates think of you?
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It's not important.
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You don't understand,
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you were actually cool in high school.
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This is my only shot.
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Rigby, we're good to go!
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Rigby, please don't do this!
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Just lie at the reunion,
and tell people you did it.
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They'll never know!
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You know, maybe you're
right, maybe they wouldn't.
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But I would.
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Johnny Skydiver, let's
get this bird in the air!
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Dude, come on!
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Let him go, bor.
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Anyway, the jump site is coming up,
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so let me hit you with some skydiving 101.
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You're gonna want to
pull the cord on the right
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to release your parachute at
anywhere between 3000 and 2000 feet.
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If your chute got tangled,
just kick your legs like crazy.
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You can also grab the chute and
throw it away from your body.
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And if that doesn't work,
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cut the lose and pull the preserve cord.
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What if that chute doesn't work?
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You've got the rest of
your life to enjoy the view.
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Don't worry, you'll do fine.
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Wait! You're not jumping with me?
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No, man! Someone's got to fly the plane.
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Who's flying it now?
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Oh, crud...
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Perfect!
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The Reunion Hall! More perfect!
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Dude, something is wrong with his chute.
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Oh no, bor...
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Go away!
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Dude, he cut away his chute!
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The preserve is his last chance.
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No!
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What do I do? What do I do?
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Burrito!
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Don't let me down, buddy!
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Promise to save my life
before I let go of you!
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OK.
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Betrayal!
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Yeah! No!
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I don't know, man, I think
that was his last burrito.
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Wait, he's waking up!
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Did I make it?
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Yeah, dude. You went
right through the roof.
204
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And you're not even dead.
205
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No way I'm gonna die before
all you losers check it out!
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In your face!
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You thought I couldn't do it, but I did...
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What the...
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I don't even need to skydive!
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Just look how ugly everyone got!
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Wait, dude, these people
are just really old.
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Guys, hello!
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- Pops?
- What're you doing here? You weren't in our class.
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Oh, of course not, silly.
This is my class reunion.
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I meant to tell you my class president
accidentally mailed my invitation to you.
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I guess I have time to get the
slum dunk in the Olympics now.
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