All language subtitles for In.the.City.2026.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH

♪♪

- Previously,
on "In The City"...

- Wait, give me a sip.
Give me a sip.
- When I say, "Lover"...

- Give me a sip.
- You say, "Boy."

Lover...
- Boy.

- Lover.
- Give me a sip.

- I can't help but cry.

People are talking sh--

like,
"You're a homewrecker."

- What's up with
the group chat?

- There were screenshots
of the blogs that were, like,

spreading rumors
about Danielle and I.

- Is this not the truth?

- It's not the ----ing
truth, Amanda!

That's the ----ing problem!

Ugh!

She thinks that
that's ----ing true.

- I didn't--
- Go (BLEEP) yourself.

- My dad and I fell out
of touch 25 years ago.

He had his own family,
and he wasn't in my life,

so that was
pretty much, like, it.

I'm actually Larry's son.

[gasps]

- I was getting emotional
last night

thinking about
how it was our--

gonna be our last night
in the apartment together,

and then you bring people
back here...

strangers...
while I'm asleep.

You had a woman in our home
that you just met out.

I have to go.

I'm, like, very overwhelmed,
right now.

- I'm sorry.
- No!

Can you close the door?
I have to go.

[car horns honking]

♪♪

[siren wailing]

♪♪

[bell dinging]
- She sure she got everything?

Because...

[sighs]
(BLEEP) my life.

- This is your new home.

Look it. Look it, Peanut.
Mommy got you a new home.

Check it out.

I truly believe
that moving out

will allow us to sort of
really do that hard reset.

You wanna see outside?
Come on.

But it's weird,
and this is sad for me.

I've never
lived by myself before.

It's scary.

I don't do well
with change,

but it was absolutely
necessary,

and I don't have to deal
with some man

bringing strangers home

at whatever ----ing hours
in the morning

and waiting up on him
to come home.

Like, it's bittersweet,

but I'm really happy
about it, right now.

[horn honking,
construction noise]

- Thank you, brother.

[car horns blaring]

♪♪

- Hi, ma.
I'm at the store.

I thought you were
gonna meet me.

- Oh, it looks terrible.
Oh, this sucks.

I scheduled
exactly one hour

and sixteen minutes
to hang out.

- It's fine.
Look at your eye.

♪ Tell me I'm the one ♪

♪ One one one one one ♪

♪ Tell me I'm the one ♪

- Have you
ever moved someone in

that has absolutely
no furniture at all?

- Yeah, no,
well, I have none.

[laughing]

I swear to God,
if you poop in here...

[Reese whimpering]

♪♪

- Babe?
- I'm in the back.

- Hello,
my darling fiance.

- Hello, my boyfriend.
- My wife-fiance.

Jackson?
- Are you excited for today?

Gosh, it's so much better
this time,

without having to worry
about my dress.
- Sit.

- I finally have something
that I wanna wear.

- Well, speaking of
what you're gonna wear,

I wanted to show you
what Jackson and I

are gonna wear.
- Okay. Hi, Jackson.

[gasps]
- So, I'm gonna wear this,

and Jackson's
gonna wear this.

- That is so cute.

Oh, my goodness,

you get to come to
our wedding.

- I'm gonna wear a suit, too,
but, you know.

- Do you wanna see
my dress?

- Do all the rules
go out the window

because
we're already married?

- I think all--
it kinda feels like

it's, like,
a second marriage for me.

Do you remember this dress?
- Ooh, you like it?

This is what mommy's
gonna wear.

We got married in Mexico.

We had this big,
iconic wedding.

- It was a huge
destination wedding.

We had so much on our plate

planning, like,
this really big event.

- You know, it was a lot.
So, that situation

bumped the city clerk
civil ceremony.

Then after we got back,
like...

- Other things
got in the way.

But, also, the fact that, like,
we're now, like,

deciding to move forward
with having a family,

it actually couldn't
have been, like,

a more perfect time.

- You're stuck with me. So...
- Yeah, I'm not going back

to the club
to find a husband.

- Oh, God,
that would be exhausting.

- That would be
so exhausting.

It was hard enough
the first time.

- You talk to, uh,
to Hubbs?

- Yeah, she's so excited.

- Are we still
getting married?

- Yeah, well,
I wanted to ask you

if you wanted to be
our witness.

- A hundred percent.
- Okay, good, yay.

- I'd love to witness you
getting married.

- I can't wait.

Like, obviously,
I know she's over Carl,

but I just kind of feel
bad sometimes, like,

inviting her to stuff like
this... just 'cause, like,

we got engaged within
a few months of each other.

- Yeah, you guys were
on the same timeline.

- Yeah.
- And...

did all that stuff
together.

- Yeah.
- Dress shopping.

- Oh, my God!

I'm a bride!

Thanks for doing this.

- How stunning is this?
- It's beautiful.

- Lindsay is never, like,
"Oh, my gosh, I'm sad

that these things are still
moving forward for you,

and they're not
happening for me."

She was so supportive.

She has been very vocal
about how she only wants to...

have fun, right now,
dating,

but I know, deep down inside,
what she really wants,

is her person,
and she deserves that.

Okay, I have to get ready.

- Jackson.
[snaps] Andiamo!

[whistles]

♪♪

[car horn honking]

- How are you feelin'?

- Oh...
- Are you gonna--

- I'm, like,
I'm about to pass out.

I'm literally
about to pass out.

- It's good.
It's...

it's not like you're
walking into the situation

wondering if they even
wanna hear you out.

- Mm-hmm.
- So, that's, like,

a really positive situation

that should, like,
put you more at ease.

Like, they're so eager
to talk to you.

- I'm calling
my dad today,

so I'm definitely
feeling nervous

about this conversation.

I spoke to his wife,
Debbie, last night.

We spent hours
tracking them down.

[gasps]

- Okay, this is--

This is crazy.
Can I--

- Can-can I text you
with-with a time,

and then we can make sure--

make sure
we're coordinated?

- Okay.

We set up this time
for-for today

to-to give him a call.

- I'm gonna be in the office
if you need me.

- Okay, okay.
- Love you.

- The last time
we communicated
was 25 years ago.

It's been a long process
finding him.

I just didn't think
we'd ever talk.

I didn't think
he was alive.

So... yeah.

[phone ringing]

[Kenny sighs]

- Is this Larry?

[laughing]

- How ya doin', dad?

- I'm good.

It's good to hear
your voice.

It really is.

- I hired
a private investigator,

and then we've kind of
kept digging,

and my girlfriend,
she found Debbie,

and-and as soon as
she found the account,

a picture of you
popped up,

and I was like--
my-my heart sank.

I'm like that's a little more
gray than I remember,

but that's definitely him.

[laughing]

[sniffles]

[laughing]

- I didn't know how you were
gonna respond.

You know what I mean?

I thought there was a chance
I called you,

and you were like, uh,
"You know, I got--

I'm-I'm good down here."
- Man, don't--

[crying]

- Listen, all that matters,
is that we're here now,

and, uh,
and you're healthy.

- Oh, my God.
- I'm healthy.

I just don't think
I realized,

like, how much I was
telling myself I was fine,

telling myself
I don't need a dad,

or telling myself
I don't need that role model,

or that person
to show me, you know,

how to navigate
this part of life.

- Man...

- We got a lotta
catchin' up to do.

- You just never know
who has been, like,

telling themselves,
"I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,"

and that shows up
in your life

in so many different ways.

And if they could just,
like, start to heal something

that they didn't even know
they really needed to heal,

then it might--

it might impact
someone else, you know.

[laughing]

- I'm good. I'm happy.
I'm healthy.

- I'm-I'm in love,

and that's-- and that's all
you can really ask for.

[laughing]
- Not-not quite.

None--
No grandkids yet.

I would love
to get you up here.

Send you a flight.

You know, you can either
stay with me,

or I can put you
in a hotel.

- She is.
I need you to meet her.

I need to whoop up on ya
maybe in some bowling.

It sounds like you're in
a-- you're in a league.

So...

[laughing]

- Coming up...

- What position were you in
to get pregnant?

- I was doing, like,
a backwards bridge

on the floor
of my living room.

- Oh, my God.

- Wow, you're a freak.

[laughing]

♪ Weekend weekend ♪

♪ Find me partying
on the weekend ♪

♪♪

[boat horn blaring]

♪♪

[knocking]
- How you doing, my love?

- Muah.

- Always get you flowers,

but, this time,
I got you a plant.

- You're in competition
with Eoin on the flower game.

And what's this?

- I figured you needed
some olive oil,

the last time I was here.

[laughing]
- Okay.

My mom lives in Jersey.

She comes over same day,
same time, every week.

I think, culturally,
being a Puerto Rican mom

is a different level
of taking care of.

Is that my dry cleaning
in there, too?

How'd you fit it all?
- No, no, no,

these I washed because
they're don't dry clean.

- Oh, okay.

I'll never grow up
in her eyes.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- But I've learned that
it makes her happy

to feel that
I'm taken care of

and that she's providing.

We have to make more room
for Eoin in this apartment.

- Do you think we'll ever
get to the stage

where I don't just have, like,
one little closet?

I feel like I can graduate on
to a little bit more space.

- We're gonna try to
get rid of some clothes.

- I'm not good--

- Historically,
you're not good at this.

- No, I'm not.
- So, I don't know

if you're the best person
suited for this job,

but we're gonna try our best

to make Eoin proud.
- Oh.

- Okay, ready?

- Oh, this is new.

- I know.
I just never wore it.

- Oh, my God, Danielle.

- We all know
I have a problem, okay?

- Yeah, you certainly do.

- It's so important to me
that Eoin and my mom get along.

- You don't like this one?

- This is why we're in
the predicament that we're in.

- No, no, no,
but this one is different.

Look, you can make it
like a tie, you know.

- The first time they met,
it was the cutest-cutest thing.

I felt like
I wasn't even there.

They were just
chatting away.

- When is Eoin
getting here?

- It doesn't look like
we made a dent in this rack,

but he'll be all right.
- I know. He's gonna say,

"What-what were you guys
doing?"

- She started crying
'cause she was so happy for me,

which, obviously, was a little
embarrassing, at first,

but Eoin loved it

'cause he was like,
"She makes me so happy.

Like, the feeling's
very mutual.

I just wanna
take care of her."

And, like, any mom
wants to hear that

from a man
their daughter's dating.

- So, how's it going
with Eoin?

Six months
the other day, huh?

- Yeah.
Do you have a calendar?

It's been--
it's been good.

- Remember, um,
not this last time

but the time before
that I came, and I visited?

He had mentioned
about his divorce.

- Yeah, so like--
- How is that going?

- That process, as far as
he tells me, like,

it's-it's all moving along,
and it's underway.

- But I know you got
a lotta hate mail

about the situation,
which was very unfortunate.

- Well, yeah.

Like, after
that blog post and stuff

and hearing
what's out there, just, like,

even if it's, like,
not true,

the fact that it's out there
makes me feel awful.

I obviously know that
this divorce is a big deal

in order for Eoin and I
to have the future

that we both deserve,

but it feels like
this really dark cloud

is over
our relationship.

Do I care too much about
what people have to say

about it, or is it that
I feel a certain way about it,

and I want him to get divorced,
like, yesterday?

I just don't want it to be
out there that, like,

we're doing this
the wrong way.

- But it's not the wrong way.
You know, it just--

- It's other people
saying it...

- Yeah.
- That is getting in my mind.

- And making me feel
that way because,

like, I'm just so happy,

but it feels like I can't
fully be happy until--

- It's all over with.
- Mm-hmm.

- I understand that,
but I can see how into you

he is, um, and the connection
you guys have,

and you guys
are always laughing.

I've never seen that before
with your past relationship.

- Mm-hmm.
- You know what I mean?

I see how happy you are,

and anybody that makes
my-my kids happy,

it's part of my heart.
- Yeah, yeah.

- You know what I mean?
So...

just be patient with him.
Be supportive.

- I, no, I am.

My version of support

is cleaning out
my closets, honestly.

[laughing]
Unfortunately for him,

like, I think I am keeping
most of those things.

[laughing]
- I can't with you.

♪ Real real love ♪

♪ Is this real real love
is this real real love ♪

♪ I love you
real real love ♪

♪ Is this real real love
is this real real love ♪

- It's our big wedding day!

- It's your auntie.
Go get auntie. Go get her.

- Hi!
Hi, buddy.

- Hi.
- I brought you a bouquet.

- Aww, you're so sweet.

This is exactly
what I needed.

- A boutonniere for you.
- Ooh, I love it.

- I'm really just here
to be your photographer.

- Well, and our witness.
- And your florist.

- Yeah, you're like the
Swiss Army knife Hubbs today.

- Ha! Yeah.

This is so romantic.

I feel so honored
they asked me to be a witness.

Like, no matter what happens
with Yvonne and I,

we'll always be together.

So, I don't know
if I'm the witness,

or if Nick's the witness,

but we're all
gettin' married today.

- How are you today?
- How are you doing today?

- Yes.
Good boy.

- Thank you.

- Is it too late
to sign a prenup, or...

- Oh, shut up.

- Are we married?

- Oh, so many steps.

- Here, you can have mine.

- I love this
three-piece suit.

Okay, thank you.

[Jackson whining]
Are you okay?

This is not the wedding
he had in mind, okay?

So, what's going on
with you?

Have you seen
the milkman, again?

- We went on
a double date.

- Okay, with who?

- Andrea and Lexi.

- Lady and...
- Oh, raw pasta-- Oh!

- Oh! Oh!

It's getting steamy
in here.

I didn't know it was
a steamy pasta session.

- Did you guys have sex?
- Drink?

- No, I'm still a virgin.

- I don't know,
for some reason,

I'm, like, skeptical of him.

- Hmm.

- Yvonne?
- Oh, yes.

♪♪

- Go potty, Reesie.

Yay!

Yay!

[knocking]
Who's that?

[Reese barking]
Look who it is.

- It's me, knucklehead.
Come here.

- I told you
grandpa was coming.

- Okay, okay, okay.
- We just peed outside.

- Both of you?
- Yep.

Hi.
- Hi.

- I love you. How ya doin'?
- I love you.

Okay.
- Good?

I love my dad.

I have my mom's heart,

but I have
my dad's personality.

He's my protector
to his core.

He put himself in my phone
as Big Daddy,

and I've never
changed it since.

- Okay, show me around.

- Well, this will be
the living room.

Would you like
to have a seat?

- No.
[laughing]

- I literally-- this is
the only thing I packed.

I didn't bring
any furniture.

- I can see that.

- No, as we were moving,
I told the movers,

"Bring that one chair."

- Kyle's gonna say,

"What-what did you do
with my favorite chair?"

- Yeah.

This is the thing
I was most excited about.

- Whoa, with helicopters.

- Reese and I
just sat out here.

Early in the morning,
the sun shines,

like, right through here.
- Yeah.

- So, we just sat here
soaking up the sun,

and she just sat here
with her eyes closed,

like, smiling into the sun.

It was so nice.
I-- there's a lot of stuff.

- You allowed to smoke
out here?

- No, I had to sign
four different--

- Good thing
you don't smoke.

- Four different things--
well, yeah,

no, good thing I don't.
Yeah, no.

- Well, this is great,
a lot of potential.

- Thank you.

- So, what else
do you need?

- Uh, a lot.
- Yeah.

- I moved out
as much as I could, right?

Like, this is
a temporary move.

I don't know,
Kyle's just been, like,

annoying about everything.

- What do you mean?
- You know, his-

his biggest issue with me
is, like, the clutter.

- Yeah.

- Which, I'm sure you guys
are well aware of.

- Yes.

♪♪

- This is a huge move
for both of us.

- Yeah.
- But, like, it's been a week,

and, like, literally

I-I just, like,
I don't understand

what to make of it
'cause...

- It's all her stuff, still.

- It's-- yeah, she told me,
like, two years ago,

"I'm gonna put stuff
on the bed.

Don't be mad.
I will get it off the bed."

- Two years ago?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Her last night in our home

being a night
that I just stayed out

and kind of disrespected
our marriage

was kinda, like,
a knee-jerk reaction

to just not knowing
how to process this

and, quite frankly,
be around it,

being around her
and her belongings,

and the lack of packing,
and then, all of a sudden,

the next morning,
the packing.

- Is this plan for this
all to stay? To go?

- I don't-- I-I don't know
what her plan was.

How we lived for seven years
is just, like, a microcosm

of everything else,
but, for me,

this is the one thing that
I need immediately fixed

where I can call it
home, again.

Maybe you can
get rid of this.

- I agree.

- I wore that
for a photoshoot.

You could see my nipples.

This feels so amazing

to start just, like,
freeing my mind.

- It's a cleanse.
- It's a cleanse.

I've-I've been cluttered
for a long time.

- He, like,
still has issues

with, like, me
not taking enough stuff.

- I mean, just try to tell him
give it a breath.

It just started.
- Yeah.

- And let me see what else
I can get out of there

once I get a little bit
more settled.

- I know.
- Do you--

Do you think
he's a little resentful

that you're doing this
at all?

- Probably,
and I feel like he's, like--

- Does he tell you that?

- Uh, in more words
and actions.

- Because when you talked
about doing this,

it sounded to us like it was
more of a mutual decision.

- It was definitely me
spearheading it,

and he agreed that something
had to change.

So, even though this might not
have been the route

he would've taken
with things,

I think he's, like,
understanding

and sees
how this could be helpful.

- Okay.

- My parents and Kyle

haven't had
the easiest relationship.

Kyle was not very faithful
one night over a year ago.

- What the (BLEEP)
are you doin' with him?

- I wanna ask her
to be my wife,

but I-I wanna ask
your blessing.

- Ha-ha!

Amanda's gonna
make her own mind up

whether I give you
my blessing or not.

- They know that, like,

we've had
some really hard times,

but they know
that he cares about me

and that he loves me.

They know
that there is issues,

but they're like,
what are we gonna do?

Tell her that
she can't be with someone?

Like, they're not gonna
interfere in my life.

They're gonna let me
figure it out on my own,

and that's what
they've done.

My biggest frustration
for a while

has been, like,
his drinking.

Just, like, there's things
on the internet about him,

how he was,
like, seen out

and, like, couldn't stand up
and was slurring his words.

Or, like,
the other night,

he brought home
two strangers

and was, like, playing music
on a Sunday night at 2 AM.

- Yeah.
- While I was sleeping,

and I'm moving
the next day.

- Is he just out,
or is he at a DJing gigs?

- No, he's-
he's not even DJing.

Like, this is an issue.

I know I have
my own things to work on.

I think that,
now that we have some space,

like, I can, like,

keep my apartment
clean and tidy.

And, like, going out more
is what he wants me to do,

so I guess I'm gonna be
going out more and--

- It's a compromise.
- Yeah.

- Maybe go out more,

but, Kyle,
let's get back sooner,

you know,
and then you can go to bed.

- No, I'm going out
without him.

- Okay.
You have these expectations.

What happens if
he doesn't do those things?

- If he doesn't change
his behavior,

I'm, unfortunately,
probably gonna have to do

something drastic
that I don't wanna do.

- Oh, this sucks.
- I know.

- Coming up...

- I don't--
- I think you thrive
on toxicity.

- Drama.
- And we don't have that

in our relationship,

and so you think
there's something missing.

- You're coming at me.
I'm not coming at you.

- I'm telling you where
I think you might be missing.

- I'll come at you,
if you want.

[bicycle bell dings]

♪ We're young and alive ♪

♪ So let's touch the sky ♪

♪ Living it up
yeah we're all gonna slide ♪

- Hit it.

- But how do you swing?

- That's what you do.
You swing.

You have to hit it.

Whoo!

[laughing]
Right into a tree!

- We're practicing.
I'm really bad.

- Yeah,
he just took a shot.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Here comes the pro.
Tiger Woods, right here.

You ready?
- Let's go.

- This mother----er,
are those my pants?

- Yes, they are.

[laughing]

You ain't gettin' 'em back.
- Wait, wait, wait.

- Yo, this guy.
- I look-- I look better

in these pants
than he does.

- Wait,
those are your pants?

- Those are my pants.

- Kenny and I are like
high school girls.

Like, we share each other's
clothing and stuff,

nothing sexual.

Look at my butt
in these pants.

- And that's my belt.
- And it's your belt.

[laughing]

- We've been friends
for 15 years,

but I've never borrowed
anything from Gavin.

I can't fit
in mini clothes.

Just can't do it.

- Fore!
[laughing]

- Get in the zone!

Were you at the first
guys night?

- No, no.

- I invited Eoin
to boys night

'cause I feel for Eoin
a little bit.

You know, like,
he's new to this group,

just like Whitney is,

and I want him
to feel included,

and Eoin's actually
a good dude.

- Fore!

- Oh!
- Three forty-seven!

Doing the bull dance.
- That sounded good.

If this goes over
200 yards,

you're gettin' laid
tonight.

- It would need to be 500.
[laughing]

- He's gettin' laid tonight!

- It says that went 218.

- Kyle, that's actually
a great transition, though.

When are you
gettin' laid, bro?

- It should be
top of the list,

but there's other things.

- And what's the update?
If you don't mind--

If you don't mind
updating people, Kyle,

what is the update?

- Look, I actually
really appreciate

how helpful
all of you guys have been.

I mean, I don't always
know all the answers

'cause everything
is unfolding in real time.

Leading up to her moving out,
I was literally on, like,

the most stressful
investor call ever.

She basically left,
A, pissed off

'cause I went out...

and, B, because
I wasn't able to help.

I just feel guilty

because she basically
left in tears.

- Have you guys spoken
since she moved out?

- Uh-uh.

I'm just trying
to give her space.

- I like Amanda,

but, like,
I'm trying to understand

what is keeping you
fighting for something

and burning years,
and years, and years?

Like, what are we fighting for
in this relationship?

- I don't know.

It's scary to think about
startin' over.

I'm sure it's scary
for her.

I don't know.

- But do you feel sad
about the situation?

- The situation sucks.

- I know, but
all breakups suck, right?

You always feel sad about it.
- No, not all of them.

- No, sorry, but, like--

- Your breakup
with your ex-wife is sad.

No?
- Do you-- Do you--

Every-
every breakup is sad.

- How long were you
married, Eoin?

- We were married
four years.

- Did you meet Danielle
when you were with your wife?

- No.

- I don't wanna ask
too many questions.

- 'Cause I won't
give you any answers.

- And that's cool.
[laughing]

- Eoin, for clarity...

separated, not divorced yet.
- Yes.

- So, have you guys filed?
- Yes.

We're going through
the divorce process.

- What do you
actually file?

Is it, like, differences?

- I think it's called,
like, un...

- Irreconcilable differences.

- Yeah, sure.

- He says, "Yeah, sure."

- Yeah.
Like, I don't know.

My lawyer does it.
- You are bullsh---ing me, man.

I'm still confused, but...

- Once you file,
legally separated,

and, at some point,
you are divorced.

- Do you know this so well

because that's where
you're headed?

- Um...

- Oh...

- Gavin can't string together

a ----ing relationship
for more than three months,

and he wants to sabotage
every real relationship.

I think you thrive
on toxicity.

- Drama.

- And we don't have that
in our relationship,

and so you think
there's something missing.

- I-I feel like, not to be
the mediator here,

but, like, I feel like
he wants to feel like

you're excited for him.

- I am excited for you.

- He's excited for me,

but he also has a level of
hate towards the relationship.

- Hate? Wow.
- You called her--

You, like, told her
she was boring.

- Our relationship
has been non-stop,

like, excitement
and travel.

- It sounds all perfect, bro,
but, like, just perfect...

that's kind of boring.

- I don't think you know
what you're talking about.

- I'm the furthest thing
from boring, honestly.

- You know what?
You guys are perfect.

My bad.
You guys are perfect, spark.

- Thank you.

♪♪

I still can't pinpoint

where some of the hate
is coming from.

It's gettin' outta line now
where it's just so consistent.

It's really starting
to piss me off.

That's not like,
best [indistinct] material.

At what point do
I need to, like,

check him, check him?

- I love
Kenny's relationship, man.

- All right, then ----in'
use your words, bitch.

- This is great.

They both usually
yell at me.

♪♪

- I used the app
that you told me to use,

and it didn't work.
- Okay.

- This thing is just
so confusing.

- I think that's why we need
actual test strips

'cause mine was wrong.
Yours was wrong.

When's your next ovulation?

- November 5th,
the only date--

- Hey, I'm November 5th, too.
- No way!

- We're the same.
- Oh, my God.

- Okay, what I'm saying,
Yvonne,

you get your period
today, right?

You need to, like,
keep adjusting your period

within the app,

so that the ovulation
adjusts with your period.

The five days before
the circle date,

it's a little bit of a warning,
like, to get pregnant...

...You have two days
out of each month...

...but the circle date
is, like, the day

because you can only
get pregnant

for 12 hours
out of every month.

- This thing is
so confusing.

- Pink or blue?
- It's not that confusing.

It's literally, like...

- They make it sound like
you're gonna get--

- ...circled.
- Bingo! That's the one.

- Well,
show us the next thing.

- All of our friends who had
issues getting pregnant,

they wind up getting, like,
ovulation sticks.

You should probably
take these.

- They should just tell you
in school

that you only have 12 hours
out of the entire month

to get pregnant.

- Honestly, I agree.

- Lindsay, why don't you
demonstrate this for us?

- I'm not having sex,
Yvonne.

- Just show us
how to use it.

- I'm not the one
trying over here.

I haven't had sex
in almost a ----ing year.

- Well, Andrea and I
have you covered

because we've been
having sex like crazy,

non-stop,
multiple times a day.

Andrea's, like, crying,
and he's like,

"I can't take it anymore."
- Ha!

- I know you feel the pain
sometimes,

but I-I get sore, too.

- There's only a few more days
in the window.

- I know.

I gotta look after
the little boy down there.

- Start to get sore.

♪♪

- Whew.

[coughs]
All right.

Oh, heads up.
[horn honking]

Sh--. Yeah, I don't wanna
get run over.

- Yeah, I need to give
my wife a kid.

[laughing]
Oh, you, too.

- Yeah, exactly.
We have work to do.

Does she have the app now?
- Yeah, she has the app.

- Okay, where it's like,

"Oh, my phone just rang.
Get over here."

- We are literally
going, like,

three or four times a day.
- Yeah.

- Like, I've always been
a big-- a big lover,

like, long performance.

♪♪

- I need a little bit of time
for recharging

'cause I don't have infinite
ammunition down there.

- Yeah.
- But, yeah,

I'm just trying my best.

- No, no,
now this is a job.

- Are you doing
specific positions?

- Are you?

- Well, they say
doggystyle.

- Is that what you're doing
with Andrea?

- No wonder why you're sore.
- We've tried all the tricks.

He kept saying
reverse cowboy,

and I'm like,
that's a new position.

I haven't heard
of that one.

- We can do a little
reverse cowboy.

[laughing]

- What position
were you in?

- I was doing, like,
a backwards bridge

on the floor
of my living room.

- Oh, my God.
- Wow, you're a freak.

[laughing]
- Imagine my surprise

when I haven't had sex
in almost a year.

- She likes that.
- How do you even do that?

I'm trying to see if my--
- I think you should practice,

right here.
- I don't know.

Oh, would you like
to see that?

- You might have
found somebody.

- We have an audience.
- He liked what he heard.

[giggling]

- Wait, so, why aren't you
and Frank having sex?

- He, like,
wants to take it slow.

- But are you trying to be
in a relationship

with the milkman?

- No!

- Then why are you, like,
hanging out with this guy

who doesn't wanna have sex
with you

'cause I thought that
you wanted fun, fling?

- I'm just looking for
excitement, and fun,

and giggles, and laughs,
and, like, make outs.

I do have fun with him.

Like, we kinda
got off on, like,

a very serious start,
and then, like,

he's been showing
his more fun side,

as we've been going out
with Andrea and Lexi.

Like, he's just, like--
- You told me that you wanted

to have sex
with this guy.

- Yeah, but, Yvonne, like...

- No.
- What? No, what?

- Why can't you just admit
that you wanna be

in a relationship
with the milkman?

- I don't!

- How do you not?

You've been on multiple dates
with this guy.

- So what?
- You're not hooking up
with him.

- What seems to be the problem?
- He's--

- You can't just, like...
- Well, then--

- ...walk outside
and be like,

"Hi, I'm just gonna, like,
(BLEEP) you."

- Alright, well,
you can't also go on, like--

- Free-- the guy said,
"Free milk."

- Free milk--
Are you getting free milk?

- No!
- No, I just feel like

I'm seeing a pattern with you.
- Oh, my God.

- Like, you-you meet a guy.
They're in the fun category.

Hello?
- Yeah, sorry,

the ----ing grandpa...
- Okay.

- ...is really, like,
stressing me out, right now.

- Will you just listen?
Okay, well, maybe he likes you.

- I don't understand
the issue that you have.

Like, it's-
it's very casual.

- I mean, I'm just
looking out for her.

You have a tendency
to give more of yourself

when somebody's not giving you
what you actually want.

I've been by Lindsay's side

through every breakup
in the last 15 years.

She sucks
at picking out guys,

and she tends to jump
right into a relationship.

I'm happy to hear
that she's looking

for something light,
but I know Lindsay.

Deep down inside,
what she really wants,

is a real partner.

- But it just seems like
you have some weird beef

with this guy.

- I do not have weird beef
with the milkman.

♪♪

- Coming up...

- [indistinct].
- I can't believe it.

Come here. Come here.

[crying]
- Oh, my God.

♪♪

[sighs]

♪♪

- I'm about to pass out.
[laughing]

[exhales]

[laughing]

[crying]

- Oh, my God.

- I can't believe it.
- It's been too long, son.

- I can't believe it.
- It's been too long, man.

Let me look at you, dawg.
- I can't believe it.

- Wow!
[laughing]

- Come on. Come on.
- We need to sit down
and catch up, man.

Oh, my God.

Look at you.
- I know. I-I didn't--

I was like, I'm-I'm--

I cried when I talked
to you before.

I'm like, all right,

I'm-I'm gonna
keep it together.

- What's going on?
You look, honestly,

a little older.
- Man, oh...

life wears on you but--
- Oh, yeah.

Listen, the grays
are comin' in.

- Yeah, look at this.
Man...

Son, wow, I'm just like,
man, this is just so...

so surreal.
- It is.

- You know, Debbie was just--
she was just crying.

She was like, "I am so, so
happy for you."

You know, she's just--
she-she just kept saying,

"'Cause I know how
important it was to you

to find him."

- It's crazy 'cause I remember
being in London,

and I must have been 14.
- Yeah.

- And-and I've--
and I've only had, like,

a picture of us playing
basketball

and picture of us
with the London Guard.

- Yes.
- And-and, like,

you know, for the--
for the last 25 years,

that's what I've--
that's what I've had.

Oh, perfect, perfect.

I heard you're
a hot chocolate guy.

- Yeah.

- It's surreal
to have him here,

like, in the flesh.

I just wanna talk
and connect.

This situation,

I had to have a little
glass of white wine.

It's, like, 25 years
of just suppressed emotions

that I just never
stopped to-to feel.

- I still can't believe
this, man.

I see you.

I'm at peace now
'cause I know you--

you're-you're-you're fine.

If you had came in here
today and said,

"All right, man, I don't even
wanna be seeing you,"

I still would have got
some peace out of that

because I know
you're still alive,

and I know
you're doing great.

That's all parents
wanna know,

that their kids
are doin' great.

- I'm sure you kind of
put it together by now,

but-but mom passed
earlier this year.

- Yes, what?

- She got
pretty advanced cancer,

and, from there,
it was, like,

it was--
it was about six months.

- Oh, man, I'm very sorry
to hear that, man.

- But after mom passed,
you know,

there-there wasn't that person
that I could just kinda

call up and be, like,
just say nothing.

- I know, and I'm
really sorry about that.

- You know, no, that's--

and that's not anything on you.
- No, no, no.

That's the biggest
gut-wrenching thing

that can happen to you
in your life.

And not being able to just have
somebody to sit down here,

"Hey, son,
it's gonna be okay,"

you know, I feel--
I feel bad for that, man.

I can't bring back the years,
the past years.

Only thing I can do,
is move forward,

and the only thing I can
sit there and say to you,

any trials and tribulations
that you have in your life

from here on out,
I'm there, you know.

- Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

- Regardless,
this is unconditional.

- We stopped
seeing each other,

and this relationship
kinda, like, ended

on, like, decent terms.

It was just our lives
were different.

He was in London.

I was here.

He had a family.

And so, I didn't feel like

I had, like,
a ton of resentment,

but there's been some
abandonment stuff going on,

and I think,
if-if I can do

some of this repair work
with him,

it can help me in my
relationship with Whitney

and just other relationships
that I have

and just being
more optimistic

about just things
working out

and, like,
long-term possibilities.

- We're here now.

- Yeah,
I completely agree.

Give me a hug.

[laughing]
- Come here.

- Coming up...

- The call that I was having
when you were moving out

was for
a $5 million check.

- Okay, congratulations.

- You don't give a (BLEEP).

♪ They told me
you were trouble ♪

♪ They're trying
to burst my bubble ♪

♪ There's really nothin'
they can say ♪

♪ There's really nothin'
they can-- ♪

- Guess who's coming over.

Your daddy's coming over,
and he's gonna be like,

"Oh, well, your apartment's
a mess."

[Reese whimpering]

[knocking, barking]
Who's that, Reese?

- Hi.

- Reesie, come on.
Reesie, uh-uh.

- Reesie.
- Reese, oh, sh--.

- Reese, Reese.

- Hi.
- Hey.

It's daddy.
Hi.

Are you as confused
as Ryder?

- Here, come on.
- How we doin'?

- Good.

- You put the bed in here?

- Yeah,
this is the bigger room.

- Hi.
- Those are pretty.

- How are you doing?

What do you think about
all of this?

- Oh, she's so happy here.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, Ryder has been chill
but very confused.

Like, she keeps lookin'
for you.

- Well, I'm sure. Yeah.
- Keeps looking for Reese.

So, I brought your dress
that you want.

Is that for
Yvonne and Nick's?

- Yeah.

- I guess I just assumed
you'd be taking more stuff

at, like, at the jump,

just because
you had a moving company

and-and everything.

- But I don't have
enough space

to take everything
with me here.

- What's the plan?
'Cause the only thing
that I'm excited about

is to be able to, like,

feel like
I've got a home, again.

- And your home
doesn't include me in it,

or any of my stuff.
- I tried. I tried.

- What do you--
do you want me--

I'll hire movers, again,

and take all of my sh--
out of the apartment,

and I'll just have it
sitting in here.

Is that
what you want me to do?

- I'm not trying to, like,
rush you out

and get you to get--

- Well, that's what
it sounds like,

that you're-you're
already upset

that the--
my initial move,

I didn't take enough
of my stuff.

Again, the whole plan in this

was that this is
a temporary move.

- I think you thought
you had articulated a plan.

I think
I was just confused.

- You weren't-- okay.

- And I thought
there'd be more prep
leading up to the move.

- Well, maybe if
you were around at all...

- What do you mean?
- ...when I was moving out.

Like, do you wanna talk
any more about

what happened
on Sunday night?

- I mean, I felt horrible
with how it left off.

- Like, you're just
bringing strangers

back to our home.
Like, what are you doing?

- Dude, what the--
- You're hanging out

with strangers,
so drunk.

That's the sh--
that I can't handle.

You had fans in our home
while I'm asleep.

- Two very nice guys.

It was a friend
of someone that I knew.

- A guy and a girl.

- They were...
- That's crazy.

- I mean, at this juncture,
it's kinda like,

do I owe her updates as to
where I am, who I'm with?

I don't know the protocol.

I'm just the loneliest
extrovert in the world.

I act out 'cause
I'm gonna go fricking crazy,

and I'm dealing with
a lot of stress at work.

You never asked,
or care.

- I'm dealing with stress
in our marriage,

so why am I gonna ask you
how work is?

- The call that I was having
when you were moving out

was for
a $5 million check.

- Okay, congratulations.

- You don't give
a (BLEEP).

You don't give a (BLEEP)
that I'm in debt.

You don't care about
the business

that I've worked
tirelessly for,

which actually has--
- Why do I care

when you constantly
put me down?

- No, and it's actually
made me realize

that you don't see a future
because, if you did,

you would care
and ask questions.

- Kyle.
- "How was your week?

How are you dealing
with the stress?"

- If you cared-- Oh, my God.
- You've never asked

a single question
during these two months

where we're trying
to repair the marriage.

- Yeah, oh, you want me
to ask you questions,

but you can't stop
----ing drinking

and staying out late.

God for ----ing bid,

I want my husband
to come home

and not see something
on the internet about him

the next day.

- I acted out.

I ----in' said,
you know what?

- Well, you've been
acting out for ten years.

- Okay.

- Were you acting out
when you cheated on me

and had sex
with someone else?

Was that acting out?

Like, I'm just confused
why this is--

- I was
almost ten years younger

and scared of commitment.

- Yeah,
and nothing's changed!

Kyle...

That's what I have
a problem with.

[sighs]

We'd just gotten married.

He went out and was drunk,
and I get a DM

with, like, a video
being like,

"I saw Kyle making out
with someone last night."

- I will never
live that down,

and I just
don't understand.

- And then there was the time
before that where, like,

he was at this party
with a bunch of people,

and I was getting DMs
from the girl herself

saying Kyle was, like,
very handsy with her

and, like, asking
if he could kiss her.

- Uh-uh.

I'm embarrassed.

- You literally hold
everything over my head.

- It's hard to put the past
behind us

when you keep doing
the same sh--.

- At what point do you--
Do you meet in the middle?

- Okay, so--
- I-I-I thought

not doing anything
on one of

the most fun weekends
in New York City,

focusing on us and maybe--
- I was moving
the next day, Kyle.

That's overwhelming
and emotional for me.

Sorry I wasn't
at the marathon,

drinking all day.

I had friends asking
to come over and help me pack.

My mom was like,
"Wish I could be there."

You? Out from 9 AM,
to 2 o'clock in the morning.

I know what you need
from me.

I know what you want
different from me.

My fear is that
you're not capable

doing what I need
from you.

♪♪

- Next time,
on "In The City"...

- I love you so much,
I married you twice.

- Aww.

I am so over everybody
fighting at this dinner table.

- Enough!

- Gavin instigated this,

and (BLEEP) you
for doing that.

- Hold on!
- I'm gonna go jump off
a ----ing cliff.

- I am literally in tears
watching my ----ing friends

demolish their relationship!

- Will you just shut up?

- The girl in white
should leave.

- It's ----ing pink,
you bitch.

- Oh, my God...