Original subtitles

Excuse me? I'm gonna borrow the car. I'm gonna go hang out with some friends.

Who are we hanging out with?

Um, Tyler, Adam, Steve, a couple friends.

I don't, you know, I don't really like those guys.

They're kind of shifty.

We're just gonna go to like the movies or something.

Like, I don't know.

It's not gonna be anything crazy.

So you're going to go to the movies.

My stepdaughter's going to go to the movies with four guys.

Three, but yeah.

Who I think are probably drug addicts. No, they're not.

And they're unemployed.

And they're, what, they're 25,

28 years old?

Yeah, they're not unemployed, though.

And how old are you?

19. Do you think that's smart for a 19 -year -old, my 19 -year -old daughter to

be hanging out with guys that are almost 30?

So?

Oh, my God. I'm an adult.

Okay, I...

I'm trying to... I just... I'm worried about you. You're home for the summer

you're hanging out with these weirdos and I... I just want to meet you

or something.

Daddy, I'll be fine.

Nothing's going to happen.

Okay, but no drinking?

No. No drugs?

No. No geek bar?

No. Okay, no other illegal activities?

Nothing illegal.

You promise? I promise.

Okay. Be safe and have fun, okay? Okay. When are you going to be back?

I don't know. Probably later tonight.

I don't know.

I might go do more than just the movies.

Okay. All right.

Love you. Love you.

Oh fuck.

Dad?

I thought you were someone else.

What do you do? You did this. Okay, first off, I didn't do anything.

You stuck it in my body.

You're my dad.

Yes. I thought you were someone else. There's no... What were you doing last

night? Why are you in my room?

I... Maybe you had a little too much fun.

Okay.

Listen.

We don't tell your mom about this.

Right? Right. No.

Absolutely not.

Okay. And it... I mean... Really wasn't my fault. I could have stopped you, I

guess. I didn't know what was going on.

Yeah, get out.

Yeah, I should take my penis out, right?

Yeah, so you can come, right? Yeah, yeah.

Because we're, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense.

Ah, crazy, right?

We're already kind of... Yeah.

Can I?

Yeah, why not? I guess.

Oh, fuck.

This is like an accident, you know?

Yeah, I guess.

I mean, I thought you were someone else.

Yeah, and... You know, I probably should have...

I'm not sure, but I just... I think it

was really hard, you know?

I mean... I don't know how it was hard on your stepdaughter.

I can't control it. What makes it hard?

You must think I'm hot or something.

Oh yeah, you're pretty hot. I mean, for my daughter.

Not in a weird way, you know?

This doesn't make me like a bad dad, does it?

I don't think so.

Awesome.

we just went to the movies we didn't do anything

Dad, your dick's so big.

Your mom doesn't really appreciate that.

Unless she should.

Can I sit on it?

Yeah.

Super nice.

You fuck really good for an old guy.

I'm a little too good. Come here.

Are you sure?