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林师傅 据线报说他们就在房子里
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牛头骨是降头术的标识
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他们果然有两下子
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每一次查到他们的下落 把他们四面包围
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还是被他们轻易逃脱
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我早就怀疑他们会隐身术
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好 你们行动吧
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有人
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来
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快点 追啊
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有白脚印
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跟着脚印追啊
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是
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第二小队 截击白脚印
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是
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一定是有懂道术的人在作怪
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现在怎么办
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自首啦
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种善因得善果
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你们满身杀孽 如果不投降自首
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你们必无善果
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臭道士 你去吃屎
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我活生生的吃屎 没有关系
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只怕你们到了地狱连屎都没得吃
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乃密金莎 你们不投降的话只有死路一条
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林师傅
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拿新子弹来
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黑狗血
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他们的法力已经破了 开枪吧
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上
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先不要过去
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什么事啊
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降头师在临死之前
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一定会对他的仇人发出一生最厉害的毒咒
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你听谁说的
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我猜的
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好了 没事了
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抬他们走
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林师傅 这次真的谢谢你来帮我们泰国警方的忙
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要不然我真的不知道怎么去抓那两个雌雄降头大盗
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为民除害 理所当然得嘛
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你送给我这些鳄鱼肉
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回去给病人治气喘最好了
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不成敬意了 对了 回去香港以后
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替我问候大嫂
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我跟那老太婆已经分开好几年了
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对不起
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不过我女儿跟我 已经很大了
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现在在当见习医生
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真的 那恭喜你了
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特别新闻报道：昨晚警方缉捕的重犯乃密金莎
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尸体无故失踪 怀疑被人偷走
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警方正在追查…
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什么事啊
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新闻报道说 乃密跟金莎
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他们两个人的尸体在停尸间被人偷走
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要不要我留下来
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不会有事的 人都已经死掉了
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对了 你的飞机快起飞了 开快点
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师傅 时辰到了
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把九十九个淫男的精液
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跟九十九个淫妇的经血一起倒下去
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是 师傅
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师傅 究竟[阴阳尸]是什么
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是天下间至淫至毒的妖怪
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是降头术之中最高的境界
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为什么
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这个[阴阳尸]不但可以变男 也可以变女
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刀枪剑戟都伤不了他
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力大无穷 不怕阳光 不怕火烧
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而且是人鬼神三界之外的妖怪
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连神佛对他都不能发生作用
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他以人的脑汁作为养料
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每吸一个人的脑汁 或者是跟人做性交
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就可以得到他一切的知识和本领
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对了师傅 那我们还练什么
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练一个[阴阳尸]是一个降头师一生的梦想
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他如果听我的话
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我就是世界上最有权力的人
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为什么这么难练
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一定要有一对深深相爱的男女
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他们的心肠一定要很毒辣
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而且在同时间一起死
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在死之前 内心里还有一股怨气
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最困难的就是
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要他们本身一定是降头师才行
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哪一个降头师死了肯给别人练的
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那大师兄 还有二师姐是最理想的人选
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一个钟头之后 [阴阳尸]就会破茧
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他要出世了 过来帮忙
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对不起 我忘了告诉你
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在他出世之后
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要吃两个有道行的男女的脑汁作为他的第一餐
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如果七天之内能吃到一个十灵时出世少女的脑汁
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他的魔法就更加无边
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以后九天十地 诸魔诸神
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都不可以制服他
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师傅
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金莎 怎么只得你一个
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你应该是阴阳同体的
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我不知道
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乃密呢
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到底发生了什么事
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难道我的练法出了错
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你没练错
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你错的 是根本不应该练我们出来
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我们每吸一个人的脑汁 就能拥有他的思想
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你的男弟子向来恨你 很想杀你
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现在我也拥有这种杀你的思想
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我们一定要去找一个十灵时出世的女孩子
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吸了她的脑汁 那么我们就是魔中之魔了
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喝杯咖啡
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好
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小心点嘛
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这几天我老是眼皮会跳
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我过几天就要升级了 你眼皮还跳
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你也知道那些降头师
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他们是有仇必报的
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你放心了 我师父在这里安了神位
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你要是心里不舒服的话 就去拜一拜
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老婆…
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你好吗 你这个吃屎狗
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你们不是已经死掉了吗
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爸
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女儿你快走
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快走
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救命呀 救命呀 Help ah! Help ah!
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你放手 你这个妖怪 我跟你拼了
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香港
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医生 你想痛死人呀
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你这么吵 小心护士骂你
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骂什么 我是刑警呀 骂
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你哪里不对劲呀
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关你屁事呀
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听说你抓贼的时候被人家踢到老二 是不是
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你去睡你的觉吧
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我精神好得很 我才不用睡觉哩
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你是不是想挨打呀你
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怎么样 刑警有什么了不起
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你有种过来 你敢打我吗
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你这个王八旦你跟我闭嘴
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我才不怕你 你过来
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怎么样
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你们吵够了没有
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管你什么事
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我睡觉了
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你不要说你是医生
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我是医生
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你不要说你是来帮我检查的
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我是要帮你检查
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你不要我脱裤子嘛
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自己脱呀 还是要护士帮你脱
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小姐 我这个受伤的地方很尴尬的
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拜托你换个男的来好不好
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其他的医生都在忙
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你可以拒绝要我帮你检查
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可是要等好几个小时啊
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脱就脱吧
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放轻松点
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没什么嘛 只是有点肿
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擦点药膏 休息几天就没事了
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什么没事呀 有没有搞错
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我跳了快半个钟头差点把那两个跳出来
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现在还在痛的 什么没事
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真的没事嘛
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小姐 我还要生个儿子的
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你的器官除了必须割包皮之外
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完全没有其他的问题
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除非是心理问题 像自卑感啦
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我为什么要自卑呀 三八
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给他擦药
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不用这么多 他的药用一半就够了
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知道了
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不用你擦 我自己来
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看什么 你以为你自己的大
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你擦得完吗
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好…我不跟你争
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你的大 可以了吧
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对不起 我找林小婷医生
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我没有空 你自己找
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小姐
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我找林小婷医生
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他正在忙 你先坐一下
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可是我有…
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爸 你又来做什么
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我炖了汤给你喝
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我哪有时间
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你们去忙吧
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来…过来
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来呀
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你拖我出来干什么嘛
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过来呀
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我不过是煮个汤给你喝嘛
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爸 我只不过是个实习医生
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我不是大医生呀
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放心 晚上我给你开个坛 改改运
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你很快就会当大医生了
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爸 做西医是有规矩的
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你以为是跟你一样跟人家把把脉
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西医就了不起啊
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你今天过生气 我炖了汤 你喝一点
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记住 晚上回家拜祖先
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Hi
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老伯 现在不是探病时间
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这是我爸
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伯父 你好
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爸
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你今天很晚才起床
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是啊
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早餐吃稀饭
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你怎么知道
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昨天晚上泡马子了
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不是…你怎么会说这种话的
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我是修道之人
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伯父真爱说笑
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我从来不说笑的
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我还有个病人 我赶去看看
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不好意思
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一会儿见
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爸 你干什么嘛
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回来
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你看 他衣服上有稀饭
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嘴角有牙膏 头发也没有梳好
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很明显在匆匆忙忙的赶来上班
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眼圈这么黑 明显昨天晚上一定泡妞去了
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这种事情毫无科学根据的嘛
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爸
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Julian 不好意思 你去工作吧
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他泡你呀
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不是 只是普通朋友
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我看他的面相
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两眼水汪汪 鼻大没端庄
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真是个大骗子
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你凭什么这么说人家
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凭我一双慧眼
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爸 你不要灌输那些迷信的思想给我
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你知道我一向都不相信这些的
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丫头 你今天过生日
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来 把汤喝了
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好了 我去工作了 拜拜
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记住 下班回家拜祖先
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女儿呀 出来拜祭祖先啦
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在干什么
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女儿 出来拜祖先啦
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爸 我在整理明天上课的资料
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好了 不准看 先拜祖先 来
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爸 你明知道念书的时候 我已经受洗过
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我是天主教徒 是不能够崇拜偶像的
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你老爸我 就是靠这些偶像把你养大
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你那个天主有没有给过你奶粉吃
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你这样说你爸…
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我不跟你争
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我过去鞠个躬 不要生气嘛
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诚心一点
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好啦
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这样才乖嘛
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今天晚上 老爸烧了你最爱吃的鲍鱼给你吃
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老爸 Julian约我出去
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就是那个大骗子
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老爸 吃个饭听听音乐 这是很正常的
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还很平常哩
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你妈当年也是跟我吃了潮州菜
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听听潮州戏 就被我搞定了
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那你才是大骗子哦
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我可是负责任的
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放心啦老爸 你女儿是有分寸的
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我不愿意 谁也强迫不了我
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我就是怕你愿意
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我去开门
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让我来
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嗨 伯父 不好意思啊
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叫什么名字
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我叫朱高正 叫我Julian就可以了
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什么时候生的
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1957年3月4号
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时辰呢
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上午八点
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可以啦
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老爸 这有发什么神经
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你没事吧
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没事 这花送给你的 好不好看
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好看 谢谢你
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我去拿皮包
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好…
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女儿 听你老爸的话
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不要跟这种人出去
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我会早点回来的
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女儿 你是十灵时的女孩 很旺夫的
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便宜了这家伙 他随时会当上院长的
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说的没错 我以前的两个男朋友
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一个做了副总裁 一个公司股票就要上市
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真的很旺夫
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是呀
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女儿
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你跟你老爸说什么
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他说我是十灵时出生的 会旺夫益子啊
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你追不追呀
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追 当然追 我们走吧
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伯父 拜拜
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岂有此理 想打我女儿注意
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还好我记下你生辰八字了
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等着瞧吧你
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你不会喝便别喝那么多酒啊
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跟你在一块我高兴啊
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是不是这一家
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是
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声音是这样的 里面好像没人
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佣人放假去了
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怎么醉成这个样子
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我头好晕呀
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你休息吧 我先走了
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我要你扶我到沙发
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你小心点
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我走了
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我想喝杯水
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真烦
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来 喝水
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对不起 我帮你擦干净
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你不要闹 我自己来 我自己来可以了
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洗手间在那边
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脱 快脱 快脱光
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我老朱今天晚上要是吃不到你
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我就不叫无敌泡妞王
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岂有此理 你这色鬼竟想上我女儿
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一股臭味 洗个澡好了
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遮眼
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看不到了 为什么会这样呢
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还好
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真是爽死人
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你这个短命种
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让我先放点催情气给你问一下
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看你还不发情
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这下你跑不掉了吧
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先擦好神油 等着享受吧
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缩…阴盛阳衰
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急急如律令
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今天不会很冷呀
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怎么找不到呢
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不见了
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怎么会…
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怎么多了一条缝
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惨了
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我怎么…
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怎么连声音都变了女人
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Julian Julian
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叫我
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你在干什么
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我在找我的小弟弟
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我们兄弟俩失散了
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我要你来陪我
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来呀
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我正在找呀
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摔你个半死 让你享受一下
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你做什么 干嘛这么心急
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你怎么啦
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鬼打后脑勺
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你有自虐狂
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我不只有自虐狂 我还有偷窥狂
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自恋狂 恋父狂 我8岁偷看人家洗澡
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10岁非礼老太婆 12岁就嫖妓
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13岁生花柳 我喜欢穿女人内裤
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我又喜欢吃蛋挞 我每上一个马子
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我就拔她一根毛 用来打毛衣
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就是这一件毛衣了
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我在说什么
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你…
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女儿 快醒醒
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00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,450
我在说什么
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我带你去看看我的宝贝
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阿婷
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阿婷…
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你不要走嘛
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今天晚上又辛苦你了
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这种人活该
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先让你做半个月的女人 再帮你解咒
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为什么我的心跟眼皮都跳的这么厉害
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左眼跳财 右眼跳灾
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难道会有什么不对
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7号机Call小胖 我在第8区
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这里有个货柜突然破了个大洞
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不知道为什么原因请你过来看一下
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小胖 喂…
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小姐 你怎么了 你怎么会在这里
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我被几个坏人挟持到这
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他们想要强奸我
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你没事吧
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有啊 他们几个殴打我的胸部
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你摸摸
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还有淤血哩
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你看看
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小宝宝 快睡觉
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我儿子是六二年六月初八早上六点生的
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在你大陆治病两个多月了
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到现在一点消息都没有
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我帮你起个卦吧
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谢谢
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00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,480
怎么样啊 师傅
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00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,450
照这个卦来看 他很平安
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那就好了
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他回大陆治病应该会治得好
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谢谢你师父
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慢慢走啊
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谢谢
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00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:03,350
有没有人啊
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00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,520
道士算不算是人呀
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当然算
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先生 请问你有什么指教
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我想查一个人的下落
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他跟你一样 是个道士
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他叫什么名字 我帮你起个卦
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00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:38,520
不是用铜钱起卦的吗
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是…
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道道道
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再来又是道道道
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道道道…
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00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,640
这回可是乱糟糟了
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道士的名字我还没说
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是 你请说
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他叫林正
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林正…
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我来帮你查一下
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00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:26,640
有这么先进的东西为什么要藏起来
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00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,040
形象问题 是形象问题嘛
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想跑
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林正在哪里
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00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,040
妖孽 你跟他有什么冤仇
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血海深仇 我们变得人不像人鬼不像鬼
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都是拜他所赐
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00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,350
今天你就算不告诉我
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我一样有办法知道
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我说
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快说
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林正他是我师弟
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他就住在秀竹园道50号
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00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,590
老爸 我出去了
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00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,360
该不是又跟那个姓朱的吧
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00:35:28,690 --> 00:35:31,860
早就把他给甩了 他是个大色郎
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00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:36,130
对不对 你老爸一双慧眼不会看错人
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00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:39,070
我老爸 当然有两下子啦
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老爸 我泡了你最喜欢的铁观音
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00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:45,880
没事拍马屁 一定有所求了
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00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,880
你想干什么
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00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,910
我想…
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00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,120
我想要你去看看妈
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00:35:55,190 --> 00:35:56,990
什么事都可以 就这件事不行
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00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:59,020
我这不懂你们两个干嘛这么倔强
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00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:02,730
又不是有第三者 又不是有十冤九仇
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00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:04,900
干嘛要一个住沙田 一个住香港
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两个人不理不睬的
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我们是因为天…
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00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:11,700
天地之间的问题辩不过而分开的
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00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:15,370
只要一天没有结果 永远不会复合
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老爸 过两天是你们的结婚纪念日
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不如你跟我…
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你这种十灵时出生的人
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口水很宝贵的 不要浪费了
457
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,250
老爸你不要这么说
458
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:32,320
口水只是普通的分泌物 有什么特别的
459
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,160
告诉你 十灵时出生的男女
460
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,590
他们的口水可以服妖降魔
461
00:36:36,590 --> 00:36:38,760
吐一口出来 连鬼都害怕
462
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:43,000
好恶心 我出去了 拜拜
463
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:47,370
记住了 不要再约那个什么姓朱的了
464
00:36:47,370 --> 00:36:48,110
听到了没有
465
00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:49,870
知道了 老爸
466
00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:23,710
这小迷糊蛋 留下一大堆东西
467
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,980
还好 还记得回来拿
468
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:29,750
开门 快点开门
469
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,110
你怎么了
470
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:33,380
先把门关上
471
00:37:36,850 --> 00:37:37,490
你没事吧
472
00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:39,720
师弟 大祸临头呀
473
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:42,290
你在泰国收服的那两个雌雄大盗
474
00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:47,060
乃密跟金莎 已经被降头师练成了[阴阳尸]
475
00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:50,100
现在来到香港 要找你报仇
476
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:50,870
[阴阳尸]
477
00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:53,670
是啊 他们追到道术协会
478
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:55,740
我千方百计才逃出来的
479
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:58,240
既然这样 我现在去祖师爷前面起个卦
480
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:19,230
你怎么知道我不是老道士
481
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,470
第一 他从来不叫我师弟
482
00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:23,670
而是叫我阿正 第二
483
00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:27,070
他跟我很少来往 根本不知道我去过泰国
484
00:38:27,070 --> 00:38:30,410
第三 他以前修道不用功 功力低微
485
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:31,810
如果遇到厉害的妖物
486
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:32,910
他根本逃不掉
487
00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:34,480
聪明
488
00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:40,550
林正你虽然这么聪明
489
00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:42,520
但是你今天还是跑不掉
490
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,800
哼 中国道法的法术 对我们一点用也没有
491
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,170
就算你们的神 对我们也完全没有约束力
492
00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:02,810
无形剑法赐中宫
493
00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:11,450
纯阳真气往指冲
494
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:21,560
洞宾伏妖显神通
495
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,120
怎么回事啊
496
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:49,390
阿婷
497
00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:49,790
老爸
498
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:50,550
快走呀
499
00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:56,430
老爸 怎么回事啊
500
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:56,930
吐口水
501
00:39:56,930 --> 00:39:57,560
为什么
502
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,130
快点吐口水
503
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,200
到底什么事啊
504
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,630
快点吐口水 快吐呀
505
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,070
走
506
00:40:08,870 --> 00:40:10,570
十灵时出生的女人
507
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:13,140
她是十灵时出生的女人
508
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:17,280
不管她逃到哪儿 都要找到她
509
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,680
三天之内 吃了她的脑汁
510
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,120
那我们就是魔中之魔了
511
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,060
你带我来警察局干什么
512
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,130
发生了这种事情 当然要报案啦
513
00:40:31,130 --> 00:40:33,500
我们现在的仇家不是黑社会
514
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,300
是妖怪呀 你懂不懂
515
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,670
那你等一下跟警官说你遇到妖怪了
516
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,200
人家会说你有问题
517
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,210
哪位叫林小婷
518
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:45,340
有没有叫林小婷的
519
00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:46,740
不可能是他吧
520
00:40:48,850 --> 00:40:50,180
有没有叫林小婷的
521
00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:56,590
医生 是你呀
522
00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,720
真是没想到医生你也会出麻烦了
523
00:41:01,830 --> 00:41:02,660
有什么不对劲呢
524
00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:04,630
我就是林小婷
525
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:08,530
你在家里被人家袭击呀
526
00:41:09,230 --> 00:41:10,830
不用问了 一定是寻仇
527
00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:12,000
你怎么知道
528
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,140
像你这么鸡婆 一定是仇人满天下
529
00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:18,810
臭小子 别那么神气
530
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,510
我看你青筋浮现 印堂发暗
531
00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:23,310
做到死都是两手空呀
532
00:41:23,310 --> 00:41:26,480
张牙舞爪 目露凶光 早晚被剥光
533
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,390
你男朋友
534
00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:29,820
一样有够鸡婆
535
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,320
这位是我爸爸 你再侮辱他我告你
536
00:41:33,890 --> 00:41:34,890
两父女呀
537
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,230
难怪两个一个德行
538
00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:43,470
伯父 你不要耍宝啦
539
00:41:43,470 --> 00:41:45,200
是你椅子自己走开的
540
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,470
明明是你用脚踢 还说椅子自己走开
541
00:41:48,470 --> 00:41:50,870
如果椅子会从这走到那边去的话
542
00:41:50,870 --> 00:41:52,080
那你怎么说
543
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:58,580
好 我就把关二爷前面的香全部吃光
544
00:41:58,580 --> 00:41:59,950
这是你说的
545
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,060
我看 你有好几天不用吃饭了
546
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,290
臭小子
547
00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:14,260
关二爷是我们尊敬的神
548
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,930
我怎么会跟他抢饭吃呢
549
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,440
不要说那么多了 我们的帐慢慢算
550
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,300
坐下
551
00:42:24,310 --> 00:42:25,010
什么名字
552
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:26,140
林正
553
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:27,140
住哪里
554
00:42:27,140 --> 00:42:28,410
整个香港
555
00:42:28,410 --> 00:42:30,850
好了好了 你们问这挺老套
556
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,920
现在我家里有个怪人
557
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,220
你不去查查看 还在这里跟我爸爸怄气
558
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,220
你是不是干警察的
559
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:39,520
什么怪人
560
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:41,890
穿着皮衣皮裤的怪人
561
00:42:41,890 --> 00:42:43,490
你跟他说没用的 女儿
562
00:42:43,490 --> 00:42:44,860
那是个妖怪
563
00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:47,700
他去查看就会被那油炸鬼吃掉
564
00:42:48,770 --> 00:42:49,770
妖怪
565
00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:52,800
你想吓唬人也用黑社会的字号
566
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,170
用妖怪的字号在这里是没用的
567
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,110
看到没有 这里是关二爷罩的
568
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,880
我告诉你 这是泰国妖怪
569
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,850
而泰国的降头术是由印度传入的
570
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:06,650
跟我们的神佛世界不一样
571
00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:09,550
关二爷跟他是河水不犯井水
572
00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:11,090
收服不了他的
573
00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,430
故事说得很好听 为什么不上电视
574
00:43:15,430 --> 00:43:18,260
长官 你到底派不派人到我家看看
575
00:43:22,370 --> 00:43:25,600
好 你带我去 如果发现你报假案
576
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,640
你的麻烦可大了
577
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:27,300
可以
578
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:30,240
女儿 你不能去 要去叫他们自己去
579
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,310
老爸 交给警方处理吧
580
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:35,810
聪明 胖九 跟我一块走
581
00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:37,050
请吧
582
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,650
不准带我女儿去
583
00:43:42,650 --> 00:43:44,050
你想袭警呀
584
00:43:44,050 --> 00:43:44,850
放手
585
00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:48,530
别动
586
00:43:50,090 --> 00:43:51,530
长官 你不要乱来啊
587
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,900
好
588
00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:57,970
老伯 不知道我这把洋枪
589
00:43:57,970 --> 00:43:59,570
可不可以收服你家的妖怪
590
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,770
不可以
591
00:44:00,770 --> 00:44:01,970
你有问题啊
592
00:44:01,970 --> 00:44:04,670
我现在控告你袭警 还有妨碍公务
593
00:44:04,670 --> 00:44:07,780
兄弟 扣留他二十四小时 带他去
594
00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:09,910
快走
595
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:12,720
女儿 千万不要回去呀
596
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,250
那个[阴阳尸]很厉害的
597
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:14,920
少罗嗦
598
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,420
不要推我 我会走
599
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:18,960
走吧 带我去你家
600
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:38,780
一个人也没有
601
00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:40,640
可能都走掉了
602
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,850
你不要骗我
603
00:44:41,850 --> 00:44:43,110
那边有个房间
604
00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:45,380
过去看看
605
00:44:50,450 --> 00:44:51,960
对不起 对不起!
606
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:53,720
你是不是耍我
607
00:44:54,290 --> 00:44:55,490
房间里头有个女人
608
00:44:56,390 --> 00:44:59,700
不可能 这屋子里只有我一个女的
609
00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:01,260
我去看看
610
00:45:04,430 --> 00:45:05,170
人呢
611
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,000
刚才明明在这里梳头的
612
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,410
在这里梳头
613
00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:10,270
是啊 就坐在这里
614
00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:15,450
你是不是眼花
615
00:45:15,450 --> 00:45:16,480
不可能啊
616
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:19,820
他没有眼花
617
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:33,330
胖九 胖九…
618
00:45:37,330 --> 00:45:38,540
出来…
619
00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:46,810
天堂有路你不走 地狱无门闯进来
620
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:49,410
小丫头 你算是自投罗网了
621
00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:52,080
你是谁
622
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,980
不要过来 站定 我是CID
623
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:55,250
你不认识我呐
624
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,250
这个呢
625
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:03,660
就是他 他就是刚才那个人
626
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:05,200
真的…真的有妖怪啊
627
00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:06,760
不要过来
628
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:10,070
小伙子 你也算有灵气
629
00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:12,840
来姐姐这边 让姐姐亲你一下
630
00:46:15,970 --> 00:46:18,540
死花痴 见了男儿就要吃
631
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,450
你…你们两个不要过来 站住啊
632
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:24,750
我的枪不长眼睛的
633
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,190
你不要晕 你要保护我
634
00:46:36,190 --> 00:46:37,890
那谁来保护我
635
00:46:37,890 --> 00:46:40,060
刚才是哪个王八蛋提议上来的
636
00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:40,930
是你呀
637
00:46:41,630 --> 00:46:43,200
这下我们两个死定了
638
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,400
不要过来…
639
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:50,240
走啦…
640
00:47:15,930 --> 00:47:16,530
走啦…
641
00:47:38,390 --> 00:47:41,760
长官 那个CID大B回来了没有
642
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,790
你蹲在这里 我也蹲在这里
643
00:47:43,790 --> 00:47:47,400
你以为我有特异功能 我怎会知道外面的事
644
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,130
你可以出去看一看嘛
645
00:47:49,130 --> 00:47:51,630
我领的是女皇的薪水 又不是你的
646
00:47:51,630 --> 00:47:52,870
这次叫我去看看
647
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,740
搞不好下次叫我帮你叫个女人
648
00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:55,640
神经病
649
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,840
岂有此理 这么跩
650
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,980
让我用张狂笑符来伺候你
651
00:48:08,950 --> 00:48:10,990
待会你一踩到 就会让你笑个半死
652
00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:15,560
长官 床下面有条蛇
653
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,460
你快过来看看
654
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:21,300
长官 床下面有蛇 快过来看看
655
00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:23,170
哪里有蛇
656
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,640
在我裤裆里面
657
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,070
老头 你不要唧唧歪歪
658
00:48:30,910 --> 00:48:33,140
不然我多加你一条妨碍公务罪
659
00:48:36,550 --> 00:48:37,750
怎么会没踩到呢
660
00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:40,950
女儿也不知道怎么样啦
661
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:46,590
长官…
662
00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:49,160
怎么 你说他家里有妖怪
663
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:49,990
是啊
664
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:55,370
是啊 还一个半男半女忽男忽女的妖怪
665
00:48:55,370 --> 00:48:57,630
是妖怪还是同性恋
666
00:48:57,630 --> 00:48:58,900
不是呀 是真的
667
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:03,140
是一个会把拿东西伸出来的妖怪呀
668
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,640
你跟我都会把东西伸出来的
669
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,340
长官 你要相信我
670
00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:09,610
你知道我大B是从来不说谎话的
671
00:49:09,610 --> 00:49:12,120
你不说谎话那才奇怪呐
672
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,050
你经常找借口偷懒
673
00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:18,450
这一回又想拿医生证明来请假
674
00:49:18,450 --> 00:49:19,990
只上班半个月
675
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:22,830
小姐 你是他的女人吗
676
00:49:22,830 --> 00:49:25,060
长官 你说话放尊重点
677
00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:26,760
我是林小婷医师
678
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,430
我可以告你毁谤我
679
00:49:28,430 --> 00:49:32,500
对不起 我只是不相信这无的事而已
680
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,800
Dic…Dic… 干你个Dic（的）啦
681
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,240
长官 那个妖怪真的好恐怖呀
682
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:41,510
你干我 你想不相信我调你的职
683
00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:45,350
长官 请你马上调飞虎队过去吧
684
00:49:45,350 --> 00:49:47,350
我怕那个妖怪会害死很多人呀
685
00:49:47,350 --> 00:49:48,520
还有 我们也不安全呀
686
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,790
你在警察局 你怕什么
687
00:49:50,790 --> 00:49:52,590
难道他还敢杀进来吗
688
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:03,300
什么事啊
689
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:05,400
我找一个十灵时出生的女孩子
690
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,500
失踪少女
691
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,670
我找这个人
692
00:50:09,270 --> 00:50:10,110
是捡到的
693
00:50:10,110 --> 00:50:10,940
你找死
694
00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:24,720
有枪声
695
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:30,460
长官 放我出去 放我出去 有妖怪来啦
696
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,430
你这王八蛋 不要走呀
697
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:48,780
那个女人在里面 快去找她
698
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:50,780
什么事
699
00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:53,880
妖怪 妖怪杀进来了
700
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,080
有妖怪
701
00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:57,850
他不怕子弹的
702
00:50:57,850 --> 00:51:00,420
长官 你没听到吗 那妖怪不怕子弹的
703
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:02,160
让开 你到我去
704
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:06,730
那我们怎么办
705
00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:07,660
你先走吧
706
00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:09,370
不行那我爸爸呢
707
00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:10,600
你放他出来呀
708
00:51:11,270 --> 00:51:12,340
我怎么可以放他呐
709
00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:15,410
不行呀 他找不到我就会找我老爸的啦
710
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:20,810
糟
711
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,520
住手
712
00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:39,260
十灵时你出生的女孩子在哪里
713
00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:40,160
不要过来
714
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:43,600
你不说我们照样会知道
715
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:44,870
走呀
716
00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:02,520
在他办公室
717
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:12,830
老爸…
718
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:16,330
你来啦
719
00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:21,470
笑什么
720
00:52:21,470 --> 00:52:23,170
我不知道
721
00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:26,510
钥匙给我 快放我爸爸
722
00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:29,850
我不知道为什么那么好笑 哈…
723
00:52:29,850 --> 00:52:31,050
你干什么
724
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,120
我不知道 哈…
725
00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,790
我快被你气死了
726
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,150
女儿 妖怪来了
727
00:52:38,150 --> 00:52:39,590
你不要管我 你快走
728
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:42,560
不行老爸 我不能扔下你
729
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,090
你在这里会连累我的
730
00:52:44,090 --> 00:52:45,660
你放心 我会对付他的
731
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,230
你快走吧
732
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:50,400
我不知道为什么那么好笑 哈…
733
00:52:51,430 --> 00:52:52,770
你中了狂笑符
734
00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:55,910
拿三只母蟑螂 三只公蟑螂加上自己一杯尿
735
00:52:55,910 --> 00:52:57,010
喝下去就没事了
736
00:52:58,210 --> 00:53:00,410
这下真糗大啦
737
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:03,010
女儿 你快带他走呀 快走
738
00:53:03,010 --> 00:53:04,150
快走啦
739
00:53:04,150 --> 00:53:05,750
爸爸 你小心呀
740
00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:07,350
你放心 我没事的 快走
741
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,470
憋着呀 再笑会死人呀
742
00:53:36,910 --> 00:53:38,510
我憋不着
743
00:53:42,790 --> 00:53:43,820
憋不住是不是
744
00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:49,160
现在憋住了
745
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,660
可是没用了
746
00:53:55,230 --> 00:53:57,000
不要过来…
747
00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:01,140
不要过来 我又关二爷罩呀
748
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,340
怕啦 怕啦就快滚了
749
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:07,940
我们有关二爷罩呀 不用怕啦
750
00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:19,620
吐他 吐他
751
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:24,330
他怕你呀
752
00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:26,230
他怕我的口水
753
00:54:26,830 --> 00:54:29,100
那你快吐他 吐他呀
754
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,430
我嘴巴好干 没有了
755
00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:31,030
那怎么办
756
00:54:31,030 --> 00:54:31,730
我不知道
757
00:54:31,730 --> 00:54:33,300
好 我给你
758
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:42,350
厉害
759
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,420
我又没笑 你干嘛抓我这里
760
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:53,660
臭道士
761
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,090
你想怎么样
762
00:54:56,090 --> 00:54:57,160
你女儿在哪里
763
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,530
回美国去了
764
00:54:58,530 --> 00:55:01,300
我知道你不会说 但是我有办法
765
00:55:04,930 --> 00:55:06,170
你想咬手指
766
00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:07,170
我来帮你咬
767
00:55:08,070 --> 00:55:10,540
不用客气 大家没那么熟
768
00:55:11,010 --> 00:55:12,140
他们跑了
769
00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:14,310
他们去了哪里
770
00:55:14,310 --> 00:55:15,380
不知道
771
00:55:16,510 --> 00:55:18,950
我有办法知道 哈哈…
772
00:55:41,770 --> 00:55:42,440
司机 下车
773
00:55:51,620 --> 00:55:52,450
下流
774
00:55:54,350 --> 00:55:55,920
你摸我还说我下流
775
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,860
你不下流怎么翘起来呀
776
00:55:57,860 --> 00:56:01,190
我们凑钱给你们开房间
777
00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:02,830
管你们屁事呀 我没钱吗
778
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:04,600
停车
779
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,140
你生气啦
780
00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:13,370
才没空跟你生气呐
781
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,140
到啦
782
00:56:18,110 --> 00:56:19,510
你妈到底住哪里
783
00:56:19,650 --> 00:56:20,410
这么大地方怎么着
784
00:56:21,510 --> 00:56:22,720
哥哥 你露营呀
785
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:23,950
露什么营
786
00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:26,150
你不露营干嘛设这么大个帐篷呀
787
00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:35,090
到了没有
788
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,230
干什么
789
00:56:40,470 --> 00:56:40,970
有血渍
790
00:56:40,970 --> 00:56:41,830
难道…
791
00:56:43,070 --> 00:56:44,070
快走呀
792
00:56:45,810 --> 00:56:48,170
那个是我妈 我怎么也要进去看看
793
00:56:48,170 --> 00:56:49,510
你想送死吗
794
00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:50,710
你不要管我
795
00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:56,050
到处都是血
796
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,370
你这个死瘟鸡 到处跑 弄得满屋子都是血
797
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,340
去你妈的小杂种
798
00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:18,900
这下看你往哪跑
799
00:57:19,610 --> 00:57:20,110
妈
800
00:57:20,110 --> 00:57:22,280
女儿 怎么会是你来
801
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,280
伯母
802
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:29,150
好…好
803
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,890
伯母 你流口水啦.
804
00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:42,960
正常的
805
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,230
正常
806
00:57:44,230 --> 00:57:45,670
这个是我未来女婿呀
807
00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,100
她 别做梦啦
808
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,570
那带他回来干什么
809
00:57:52,070 --> 00:57:53,440
我们被妖怪追
810
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,310
对 妖怪
811
00:57:54,310 --> 00:57:56,040
你先别说
812
00:57:58,840 --> 00:57:59,450
来
813
00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:08,390
走
814
00:58:11,390 --> 00:58:14,630
这个[阴阳尸]果然厉害 说都不能说的
815
00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:18,700
伯母 究竟这两个之人是什么东西
816
00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:22,570
是我的线民 专门干包打听
817
00:58:25,070 --> 00:58:27,270
这死老头被妖怪抓走了
818
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:28,410
那老爸有没有危险
819
00:58:28,410 --> 00:58:31,580
还好这老头子肯做缩头乌龟
820
00:58:31,580 --> 00:58:33,750
暂时他还可以自保
821
00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:36,520
不过这个妖怪他的要输神通
822
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,090
很快就会找到这个地方来了
823
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:41,590
别客气 那我先走了
824
00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:46,190
那个妖怪见过你 你走到天涯海角
825
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,090
他都会找到你
826
00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:48,990
妈 难道你也没有办法
827
00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:49,700
是啊
828
00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:51,930
没办法就是没办法呐
829
00:58:51,930 --> 00:58:55,070
你老妈这几十年 只会练一些…
830
00:58:55,070 --> 00:59:00,770
不行搞到行 不硬搞到硬 肥婆变瘦婆
831
00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:02,710
小奶变大奶
832
00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:04,640
我只练这些法术
833
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,080
抓妖怪 我不是很内行
834
00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:11,550
这种玩意找整容医生就可以啦
835
00:59:11,550 --> 00:59:12,620
干嘛还找你呀
836
00:59:13,490 --> 00:59:15,620
少废话 我去找一下书
837
00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:27,430
有了
838
00:59:29,030 --> 00:59:29,900
怎么样
839
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,710
女儿 你是十灵时出生的女孩子
840
00:59:32,710 --> 00:59:36,340
只要找一个也是十灵时出生的处男跟你交合
841
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:39,250
就可以克制那个[阴阳尸]了
842
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:41,380
一定要处男
843
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,550
当然是要处男才行
844
00:59:45,050 --> 00:59:46,650
不是老妈要说你
845
00:59:47,090 --> 00:59:50,820
我看你的眉毛稀稀 屁股松松的
846
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,460
恐怕你也靠不住咯
847
00:59:54,530 --> 00:59:57,960
伯母 你知道吗 这个年头想找个处女真难
848
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,170
找个恐龙恐怕还有一点小小的希望
849
01:00:01,170 --> 01:00:02,100
你说什么
850
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:02,600
本来啊
851
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,810
别吵了 所以要找个处男
852
01:00:05,810 --> 01:00:08,440
且一定要十灵时出生的
853
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,110
到哪儿找呀
854
01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:16,680
有了 你找铁板神算董得多就行啦
855
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,250
他每天跟好几个人算命
856
01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:22,390
有很多八字可以让我们选呀
857
01:00:26,730 --> 01:00:28,390
一字记之曰[近]
858
01:00:28,390 --> 01:00:30,600
近 什么叫近
859
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:36,500
这个十灵时的男孩子离我们很近
860
01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:39,240
就算近也不知道是谁呀
861
01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:42,010
这个糟老头也已经看过了
862
01:00:42,010 --> 01:00:44,480
一字记之曰[整]呀
863
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,150
怎么说
864
01:00:46,780 --> 01:00:47,780
整人的整呀
865
01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:50,920
收我五千块钱 没有一句是对的
866
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,350
老头 你认不认得我
867
01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:00,090
记得 很少人会像你这么抠门
868
01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:01,590
算命还要分期付款的
869
01:01:01,590 --> 01:01:03,960
你说什么 你敢挖苦我
870
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,060
给哦闭嘴
871
01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:09,270
大师 那你算过这么多命 有没有记录
872
01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:10,040
有
873
01:01:18,580 --> 01:01:19,910
这么多书
874
01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:24,180
大师 这么查法要查到什么时候
875
01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:26,850
要快点是不是
876
01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:27,650
行
877
01:01:36,630 --> 01:01:39,160
有电脑 干嘛不早说
878
01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:42,130
不要乱动 很名贵的
879
01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:45,200
十灵时…
880
01:01:59,390 --> 01:02:00,050
我
881
01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:02,420
是呀 不行吗
882
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,090
你过来
883
01:02:06,030 --> 01:02:06,960
你是不是处男
884
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,960
伯母 这个问题设计到个人隐私的
885
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,730
不说
886
01:02:10,730 --> 01:02:12,670
我有权不回答你的问题
887
01:02:12,670 --> 01:02:13,800
说不说
888
01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:17,840
你们母女两个怎么都一样的
889
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,200
喜欢抓人家这里
890
01:02:23,410 --> 01:02:24,680
你怎么会找不到
891
01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:29,820
发情大法 可以用
892
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,390
发情大法 所需要用的材料有
893
01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:47,300
卖剩的甘蔗
894
01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:01,780
箩低的柳丁
895
01:03:06,890 --> 01:03:08,590
檐前的滴水
896
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,390
和尚的头发
897
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,870
还有更少不了的是 大蛇拉的尿
898
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:35,610
最后就是用肥婆的眼屎两粒 鼻屎做引
899
01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:38,650
七碗熬八分满
900
01:03:38,650 --> 01:03:40,450
圣女贞德也变花痴
901
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,590
如果这样不发情的话
902
01:03:45,590 --> 01:03:46,490
我就切了
903
01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:49,730
我看报警吧
904
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,130
难道我不是警察 报警
905
01:03:53,670 --> 01:03:55,570
上一次警察局已死了很多兄弟
906
01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:58,900
就算叫飞虎队来一样是送死
907
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,340
你们两个还吵 吵…吵什么
908
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,980
叫你们两个去做一做 那不是什么事都没了吗
909
01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:07,710
太便宜他
910
01:04:10,550 --> 01:04:13,590
我这个十灵时的处男 你以为容易找吗
911
01:04:13,590 --> 01:04:16,390
比你不知道珍贵了多少倍
912
01:04:16,390 --> 01:04:18,560
你变态 是同性恋呀
913
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,460
你说我张国强是同性恋
914
01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:22,930
有张国两个字就蛮接近了
915
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,270
怎么样 怎么样呀
916
01:04:29,030 --> 01:04:35,040
不服气 你的小屁股有我的又圆又翘吗
917
01:04:42,610 --> 01:04:43,450
神经病
918
01:04:45,150 --> 01:04:46,820
女儿 不要理他这种人
919
01:04:46,820 --> 01:04:48,750
先喝碗汤降降火气
920
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,520
我不想喝 我哪有心情喝啊
921
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,430
乖 妈花了很多功夫熬的
922
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,230
妈妈喂你
923
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:03,900
多喝一点…
924
01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:08,910
妈
925
01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:13,950
你真好
926
01:05:32,530 --> 01:05:34,330
强哥
927
01:05:35,830 --> 01:05:36,540
你要做什么
928
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,140
你不要乱来
929
01:05:40,740 --> 01:05:42,810
来呀…过来呀
930
01:05:57,860 --> 01:06:01,460
千万不要露营呀…
931
01:06:03,930 --> 01:06:09,570
念经 空即是色 色即是空…
932
01:06:10,370 --> 01:06:12,340
强哥 哪里空呀
933
01:06:15,110 --> 01:06:16,380
一点也不空呀
934
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:23,550
我 …空即是色 色即是空…
935
01:06:23,550 --> 01:06:26,720
惨了 搭成整个军营了
936
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:28,850
我快顶不住了
937
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,520
拜托你不要再过来了
938
01:06:32,090 --> 01:06:33,630
我怎么过得来呢
939
01:06:33,630 --> 01:06:34,930
你已顶住我了
940
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:40,630
天啊 天要亡我了
941
01:06:42,370 --> 01:06:47,970
好 今天我看是难逃你的魔掌了
942
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,510
来吧
943
01:06:51,810 --> 01:06:53,350
我先来
944
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,280
吓死人啦
945
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,620
我来了
946
01:07:02,150 --> 01:07:03,360
真是降火
947
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,220
马上消了 谢了
948
01:07:05,220 --> 01:07:08,030
小子 你往哪里去
949
01:07:08,030 --> 01:07:09,530
不如我们先聊一下
950
01:07:09,530 --> 01:07:11,530
我跟你没什么好聊的 大婶
951
01:07:11,530 --> 01:07:14,830
你没有 我有
952
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:23,310
你不要吵了 人家最喜欢地遮天的
953
01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:26,280
我跟我那个死鬼吵架翻脸分手
954
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:29,750
就是因为他不肯给我地盖天 一定要天盖地
955
01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:31,650
这下便宜你了
956
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:37,920
不要吵了
957
01:07:41,890 --> 01:07:46,530
难怪老爸说你们是因为天地之间的问题分手的
958
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,000
她何止可以地盖天
959
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,300
简直要蒙着黑布才能入港呀
960
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:52,170
我要…
961
01:07:52,170 --> 01:07:56,040
救命呀 …强奸呀 …非礼呀
962
01:07:58,710 --> 01:08:01,310
走呀…你快走呀
963
01:08:01,310 --> 01:08:02,920
拜托 走呀
964
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:09,420
饶恕我饶恕我 怎么会这样
965
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:12,390
你这个混小子居然敢占我便宜
966
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,030
大婶 你逼奸不成 还想恶人先告状
967
01:08:17,030 --> 01:08:20,870
你老老实实跟我说 你有没有吃过我的叉烧包
968
01:08:20,870 --> 01:08:24,200
你那个叉烧包是超太空合金做的
969
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,470
想要吃你的 还咬不动的
970
01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:28,410
我还差点失身呀
971
01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:30,380
又来了
972
01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:36,580
老妈 发生什么事
973
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,880
妖怪跟你爸爸已经来了
974
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:50,760
不用抵抗
975
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:55,370
这只手可以随时拿到你脑袋里的思想和记忆
976
01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:57,740
比进超级市场还容易
977
01:09:02,110 --> 01:09:05,840
老道士 原来你也有这么多风流史呀
978
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,110
蛮好色的嘛
979
01:09:08,110 --> 01:09:10,480
不如把手放进我的裤裆里
980
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:12,550
你喜欢吗
981
01:09:12,550 --> 01:09:14,290
不…不要开玩笑
982
01:09:16,190 --> 01:09:17,320
应该已经到了
983
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,000
你轻一点行不行
984
01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:28,300
你不要胡思乱想来干扰我
985
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,440
我想想我泡马子的事行不行
986
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,170
月上柳梢头 人约黄昏后…
987
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:38,540
快走
988
01:09:42,410 --> 01:09:48,520
昨夜岸边我四边瞧 水上妹妹长得俏
989
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,860
惹得我神魂又颠倒
990
01:09:51,860 --> 01:09:53,090
我叫他阿娇…
991
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,230
我看你还能唱多久
992
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,230
你有一套
993
01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:02,730
我当然有一套呀
994
01:10:02,730 --> 01:10:04,900
起来 走
995
01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:08,970
我请你们两个快点搞定
996
01:10:08,970 --> 01:10:11,610
不然妖怪一来我也受不了
997
01:10:12,710 --> 01:10:13,750
我怎么也不要
998
01:10:15,550 --> 01:10:16,620
大不了我走
999
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,320
这么容易走吗
1000
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,460
小妞 我们找你很久了
1001
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:25,120
妈 我好怕
1002
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:26,660
你终于害怕啦
1003
01:10:26,660 --> 01:10:28,060
刚才怎么求你都不肯
1004
01:10:28,060 --> 01:10:29,960
现在你要做都来不及了
1005
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,430
我先到外面去撑一下
1006
01:10:33,330 --> 01:10:34,130
妈
1007
01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:35,470
你还傻瓜的站着干什么
1008
01:10:35,470 --> 01:10:36,230
赶快走吧
1009
01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:40,010
你带我来厕所干什么
1010
01:10:40,510 --> 01:10:41,740
找个门出去呀
1011
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:43,680
这道门锁住呀
1012
01:10:44,380 --> 01:10:45,240
锁住了
1013
01:10:47,550 --> 01:10:48,510
铁窗也焊死了
1014
01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:50,250
那现在怎么办
1015
01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:51,750
有了
1016
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,730
肥婆 你想烧死我
1017
01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:09,070
你个死老头 带个妖怪来找我
1018
01:11:09,070 --> 01:11:10,470
老头就还给你
1019
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:17,410
肥婆…厉害
1020
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:20,810
你个死老头居然想把我神坛拆了
1021
01:11:24,050 --> 01:11:25,220
神坛火屎
1022
01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:36,960
这样都弄不死他
1023
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,400
神坛火屎 不灵了吧
1024
01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:44,340
让开
1025
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,310
真行 穿着外裤也可以把内裤脱下来
1026
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,450
你学什么的
1027
01:11:55,450 --> 01:11:56,210
道术呀
1028
01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:57,380
就是咯!
1029
01:11:58,950 --> 01:11:59,820
给我戴上
1030
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:13,170
妈的 我砍死你
1031
01:12:13,770 --> 01:12:14,800
别冲动呀
1032
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,270
我砍 我砍 我砍…
1033
01:12:17,270 --> 01:12:19,270
我劈 我劈 我劈…
1034
01:12:19,270 --> 01:12:21,070
我砍死你
1035
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,240
这样还不死
1036
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,250
肥婆 我早说过那两下子过时了
1037
01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:34,750
你闭嘴
1038
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,160
把女儿交出来就放你们一条生路
1039
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:41,860
好 有本事你来抓
1040
01:12:42,890 --> 01:12:43,700
走
1041
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:47,570
快 快点 老头子
1042
01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:50,140
爸 没事了啊
1043
01:12:50,140 --> 01:12:51,570
什么没事 妖怪来了
1044
01:12:51,570 --> 01:12:52,100
让我来
1045
01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:53,570
后生可畏 我先走啦
1046
01:12:53,570 --> 01:12:54,240
不要怕呀
1047
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,470
那现在怎么办
1048
01:12:55,470 --> 01:12:56,240
走啊
1049
01:13:00,950 --> 01:13:01,650
王八蛋
1050
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:04,850
走
1051
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,510
幸亏那个条子跟妖怪同归于尽
1052
01:13:28,170 --> 01:13:29,110
快走啦
1053
01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:30,380
女儿呢
1054
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,310
她刚才不是跟着来的吗
1055
01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:35,080
救命呀
1056
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,510
老头子 你看女儿呀
1057
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,180
女儿你怎么样
1058
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,490
先把石头搬开
1059
01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:42,990
好痛呀…
1060
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,400
肥婆 快把女儿拖出去
1061
01:13:56,130 --> 01:13:57,270
不要碰我
1062
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:00,940
我的手和脚好像断了一样
1063
01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:02,110
老头子 那怎么样
1064
01:14:02,110 --> 01:14:03,280
没关系没关系
1065
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:04,840
大B呢
1066
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:07,110
他在那儿!
1067
01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,550
快点去救他
1068
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:13,080
他被台柜压住了
1069
01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:17,560
你虽然很神勇 也不要这样破坏呀
1070
01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:25,730
你说你断了多少根骨头 我一定比你还多
1071
01:14:25,730 --> 01:14:27,600
这时候还争什么呀
1072
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,630
老爸 那妖怪呢
1073
01:14:32,970 --> 01:14:36,240
幸好那个妖怪终于被消灭了
1074
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:38,010
真是完满结局啊
1075
01:14:47,190 --> 01:14:47,850
惨了
1076
01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:04,040
那….那怎么办
1077
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,400
老头子 快把他们分开呀
1078
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:07,810
你以为离婚呀 说分就分
1079
01:15:07,810 --> 01:15:08,640
快走啦
1080
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:12,180
快点
1081
01:15:12,180 --> 01:15:13,240
你先下去
1082
01:15:19,650 --> 01:15:20,420
走啦
1083
01:15:31,330 --> 01:15:34,330
你轻一点 你是不是医生呀
1084
01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:48,110
好了没有
1085
01:15:48,110 --> 01:15:51,050
好了 我去帮小婷
1086
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:53,390
不用了 我已经帮她弄好了
1087
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:54,850
你也行
1088
01:15:54,850 --> 01:15:58,160
我是跌打医生 你只不过多张文凭而已
1089
01:16:00,730 --> 01:16:01,060
我来
1090
01:16:01,060 --> 01:16:02,230
请你慢一点
1091
01:16:02,230 --> 01:16:03,800
来…坐下
1092
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,660
我真不知道你们受了伤怎么不去医院呀
1093
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:07,870
你用点脑子吧
1094
01:16:07,870 --> 01:16:11,170
那妖怪神通广大 香港有几间医院呀
1095
01:16:11,170 --> 01:16:13,370
就算躲到那间诊所 也会被找到
1096
01:16:13,370 --> 01:16:15,340
总比这个地方好
1097
01:16:15,770 --> 01:16:18,340
最危险的地方就是最安全的地方
1098
01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:21,010
妖怪来过这里 知道我们从这里走出去
1099
01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:23,850
他一定想不到我们还有胆子会到这里来
1100
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,320
我实在搞不懂你在说什么东西
1101
01:16:27,990 --> 01:16:29,750
警察也认为是大陆仔做的
1102
01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:31,620
医生你就只会看病
1103
01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:34,930
如果警方都讲出来这件事是妖怪做的话
1104
01:16:34,930 --> 01:16:37,230
那全香港的市民不全都跑光了吗
1105
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,060
你全身就只有这张嘴还能动
1106
01:16:40,530 --> 01:16:41,530
你给我闭嘴
1107
01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:44,240
你有本事的话 就将屁股转过来
1108
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,070
看我会不会动
1109
01:16:45,070 --> 01:16:47,710
你呀 少在这里跟我啰里啰嗦的
1110
01:16:47,710 --> 01:16:50,070
有本事就把你的处男交出来
1111
01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:52,110
我实在搞不懂你在说什么东西
1112
01:16:54,550 --> 01:16:55,910
小婷 我先走了
1113
01:16:55,910 --> 01:16:56,820
你小心点
1114
01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:59,680
这几片柚子叶给你拿去擦擦身子
1115
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:01,820
不然你身上有十灵时的味道
1116
01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:03,120
很容易被那个妖怪闻到的
1117
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:03,920
是真的
1118
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:06,620
我走了 拜拜
1119
01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:14,970
鬼才相信
1120
01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:18,570
小婷 大B 我看你们不要再坚持了
1121
01:17:18,570 --> 01:17:20,370
现在唯一破[阴阳尸]的方法
1122
01:17:20,370 --> 01:17:21,840
就是你们两个交合
1123
01:17:22,410 --> 01:17:23,810
交合后会怎么样
1124
01:17:23,810 --> 01:17:25,210
那我就不知道啦
1125
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:29,780
不知道 不知道还想我白白牺牲童子鸡呀
1126
01:17:29,780 --> 01:17:34,450
小子 凡是男人十个有九个的童子鸡
1127
01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:35,650
都拿去喂鸡的
1128
01:17:35,650 --> 01:17:39,820
我小婷人美身材好 这下真是便宜你了呀
1129
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:42,060
现在我才不肯呀 你以为你是宝吗
1130
01:17:42,730 --> 01:17:44,660
我真拿你们两个没办法
1131
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,160
我看我们马上坐飞机到别的地方去
1132
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,630
那[阴阳尸]从泰国追到香港
1133
01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:49,830
我们走 他们追
1134
01:17:49,830 --> 01:17:51,270
我们能躲到哪里去呢
1135
01:17:51,270 --> 01:17:54,570
而且我们是修道之人 有降魔伏妖的责任
1136
01:17:54,570 --> 01:17:56,040
不可以一走了之
1137
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,610
任由那个妖怪害人
1138
01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:03,480
那现在怎么办
1139
01:18:04,450 --> 01:18:06,220
对呀 就算意思意思
1140
01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:07,720
也要培养一点感情
1141
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:10,560
行…我弄些黄色电影给你们看
1142
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,520
你给我闭嘴
1143
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,520
我拿主意 为你们搞些气氛
1144
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,170
朱医生 这里这么多人 不要这样啊
1145
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:32,140
你干什么
1146
01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:32,940
你去过哪里
1147
01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:35,750
神经病 我去过哪里关你什么事
1148
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,320
走开
1149
01:18:38,980 --> 01:18:39,920
先生 你不能进去
1150
01:18:43,790 --> 01:18:44,690
别这样
1151
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,230
他的身上有十灵时的味道
1152
01:18:47,230 --> 01:18:48,960
我有办法
1153
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:57,540
进来
1154
01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:03,580
医生…
1155
01:19:04,710 --> 01:19:05,980
你有什么事
1156
01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:07,510
我来检查
1157
01:19:07,510 --> 01:19:10,210
检查 检查什么
1158
01:19:12,850 --> 01:19:13,850
乳癌呀
1159
01:19:13,850 --> 01:19:16,150
乳癌 那你找对人了
1160
01:19:16,150 --> 01:19:19,860
我是本港乳房科主任医生及亚洲第一号专家
1161
01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:21,030
你可没找错人呀
1162
01:19:21,030 --> 01:19:22,760
那我就放心了
1163
01:19:42,950 --> 01:19:43,820
医生…
1164
01:19:49,390 --> 01:19:50,360
正不正点呀
1165
01:19:52,590 --> 01:19:52,860
正点呀
1166
01:19:59,530 --> 01:20:00,400
你甩不掉的
1167
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,030
为什么
1168
01:20:01,030 --> 01:20:02,830
你是不是跟那个林小婷见过面
1169
01:20:02,830 --> 01:20:03,670
没有啊
1170
01:20:03,670 --> 01:20:04,440
你最好老实说
1171
01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:09,340
我不知道…我不知道…
1172
01:20:09,340 --> 01:20:12,480
好 我就让你跟我老婆好一次
1173
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:15,710
你跟她做过爱之后 就变成鬼奴
1174
01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:17,550
永远受我的差遣
1175
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,010
可以来了
1176
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:46,440
老爸 怎么来呀
1177
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,580
对呀 怎么来呀
1178
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:49,080
你管他这么多
1179
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:51,980
你骑上去来个地盖天 不就把他吃掉了嘛
1180
01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:53,850
你教什么地盖天呀
1181
01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:57,190
现在这个环境最事儿用地盖天嘛
1182
01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:58,960
适合你个头
1183
01:20:59,260 --> 01:21:01,890
我给你们布阵去 你们自己搞定
1184
01:21:11,940 --> 01:21:16,410
其实…其实我应该跟你说一声对不起
1185
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:18,110
为什么
1186
01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:22,210
我整天跟你斗嘴 但是我是无心的
1187
01:21:23,850 --> 01:21:25,950
因为我怕你瞧不起我这个穷警察
1188
01:21:25,950 --> 01:21:27,990
所以我才装作很拽的似的
1189
01:21:27,990 --> 01:21:31,660
没关系 其实你也是一个有为青年
1190
01:21:31,660 --> 01:21:32,690
你不要这样说
1191
01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:35,990
我不是那种很随便的人
1192
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,560
就算这次是为了除魔 所以才跟你…
1193
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:45,140
不过你放心 我一定会负责任的
1194
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:50,580
你想负责任 怎么负呢
1195
01:21:52,810 --> 01:21:55,910
跟你…
1196
01:21:55,910 --> 01:21:57,620
继续下去呀
1197
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:01,550
你怎么知道我会肯呢
1198
01:22:03,020 --> 01:22:03,990
现在问你呀
1199
01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:07,130
怎么样
1200
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:13,730
来嘛
1201
01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:40,830
你想他们搞定了没有
1202
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:43,190
等一下不就知道了吗
1203
01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:46,460
这么晚了 会是谁呀
1204
01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:50,540
伯父 是我 我是来找小婷的
1205
01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:52,370
你来的太晚了 已经来不及了
1206
01:22:52,370 --> 01:22:53,340
回去打飞机吧
1207
01:22:53,340 --> 01:22:55,770
开门让我进来 我有很重要的话跟你们说
1208
01:22:56,570 --> 01:22:58,880
你这个色鬼 谁会给你开门呀
1209
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,150
她怎么知道我是鬼呀
1210
01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:05,480
我怎么知道 快敲门
1211
01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:06,780
快敲
1212
01:24:31,670 --> 01:24:34,210
这把火不把你烧成干尸才怪
1213
01:24:36,570 --> 01:24:38,940
幸好祖师爷有留下这个莲花灯阵
1214
01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:40,980
要不然 我们还真是收服不了他
1215
01:24:40,980 --> 01:24:41,710
就是呀
1216
01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:46,620
反正都搞定了 赶快去叫女儿不要便宜那死小子
1217
01:24:46,620 --> 01:24:47,420
走…
1218
01:24:48,090 --> 01:24:48,750
你看
1219
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:52,920
怎么又来了
1220
01:24:54,060 --> 01:24:54,990
老头子 怎么办
1221
01:24:57,060 --> 01:24:58,560
我们快走吧
1222
01:25:06,340 --> 01:25:07,200
救命呀…
1223
01:25:12,510 --> 01:25:13,940
[阴阳尸]终于露出原形了
1224
01:25:13,940 --> 01:25:16,610
我们现在是天上地下
1225
01:25:16,610 --> 01:25:19,380
诸神诸魔无法消灭的魔体
1226
01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:20,990
你们认命吧
1227
01:25:23,090 --> 01:25:24,420
外面动得好厉害
1228
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:26,490
那你开始呀
1229
01:25:26,860 --> 01:25:28,090
你不要紧张呀
1230
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:40,970
那根东西出来了
1231
01:25:48,750 --> 01:25:49,750
他们要交合了
1232
01:26:00,060 --> 01:26:01,590
绝对不能让他们交合
1233
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,830
死老头 他们要上马了 说什么也要撑着
1234
01:26:07,030 --> 01:26:07,600
掌心雷
1235
01:26:17,010 --> 01:26:19,240
死老头 这样大出血 我们有多少血可以出
1236
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:21,210
撑一下算一下 让他们有时间交合
1237
01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:23,780
还好那小子是第一次
1238
01:26:23,780 --> 01:26:24,950
送报纸的 你快点
1239
01:26:26,620 --> 01:26:27,990
不行呀 挡住了
1240
01:26:27,990 --> 01:26:29,320
那你慢慢来
1241
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:32,820
不如换个姿势试试看
1242
01:26:43,230 --> 01:26:44,140
好痛呀
1243
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:45,440
成功了
1244
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:47,870
不是 你弄错地方了
1245
01:26:51,980 --> 01:26:53,610
肥婆 我没什么血了
1246
01:26:53,610 --> 01:26:54,510
你多打一掌吧
1247
01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:54,980
为什么
1248
01:26:55,610 --> 01:26:57,450
你人胖血比较多 我太瘦了
1249
01:26:57,450 --> 01:26:58,620
给你点血
1250
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:01,390
哪来这么多血
1251
01:27:01,390 --> 01:27:02,890
全都是[靠得住]帮忙
1252
01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:10,160
这种血好厉害 不要浪费呀
1253
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:13,300
怎么样
1254
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,430
不行呀
1255
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:20,140
让我来
1256
01:27:24,380 --> 01:27:25,940
你又学你老妈
1257
01:27:26,580 --> 01:27:27,910
还是我老妈对
1258
01:27:56,570 --> 01:27:57,480
没子弹了
1259
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:58,110
那怎么办
1260
01:27:58,110 --> 01:28:00,180
不用怕 出最后一招
1261
01:28:03,550 --> 01:28:07,350
师傅赐我红肚兜 诸魔诸神随我收
1262
01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:09,090
红肚兜顶住
1263
01:28:12,090 --> 01:28:13,590
师傅骗人的
1264
01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:27,140
怎么 只有你一个
1265
01:28:28,670 --> 01:28:31,340
你们可以阴阳同体 我们一样也可以
1266
01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:33,540
好 看你有什么法力
1267
01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:07,550
[阴阳尸]一分开就威力大减
1268
01:29:07,550 --> 01:29:08,150
快点消灭他
1269
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:12,640
乃密…
1270
01:30:17,350 --> 01:30:18,680
霹雳金剪刀
1271
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:27,630
灵血朱砂降魔符
1272
01:30:59,790 --> 01:31:00,590
怎么没声啦
1273
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:28,750
终于搞定这[阴阳尸]了
1274
01:31:29,350 --> 01:31:30,690
是你搞定的吗
1275
01:31:32,660 --> 01:31:34,190
你这个死老头
1276
01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:42,170
女儿 你吃了他的童子鸡啦
1277
01:31:42,170 --> 01:31:44,400
那还用说 不然哪会那么厉害
1278
01:31:44,940 --> 01:31:48,540
既然这样 那你们两个明天去公证结婚好了
1279
01:31:48,540 --> 01:31:50,410
不是那么老土嘛
1280
01:31:50,410 --> 01:31:53,680
吃了就要结婚 那他岂不是要嫁几百次啦
1281
01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:54,580
你说什么
1282
01:31:54,580 --> 01:31:55,750
什么话嘛
1283
01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:57,410
你好毒
1284
01:31:58,120 --> 01:31:59,520
我的思想很开放的
1285
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:02,990
虽然失身给你 不过你放心
1286
01:32:02,990 --> 01:32:04,320
我不会叫你负责的
1287
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:06,090
那谢谢你了
1288
01:32:06,090 --> 01:32:07,860
要不要我打点首饰给你
1289
01:32:08,630 --> 01:32:11,930
不好意思 谢谢呀 何必破费呢
1290
01:32:11,930 --> 01:32:13,360
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