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Richard opens a glove box,��������� 'James pulls a face,���C�u��V����� 'and I ask an
important question.'��V�����w Have you ever put
toothpaste on your testicles?��C�u��m堔��� (APPLAUSE)�� `������ Thank you. Hello. Good evening!��
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It is a big crowd tonight.��������� Thanks very much.
Thank you. Now,��
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German car-makers,��������� Mercedes, Volkswagen and BMW,��
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new hot hatchbacks.��
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� And since this is a
top consumer programme���C�u@��g����� full of helpful buying advice,����ϡɁ I thought it would be
a good idea to see
which one of them is best.���C�u@������� 'Well, not the Mercedes,
that's for sure.��G�Ρȁh 'This is the new
four-wheel-drive A45
and it's extremely powerful,���C�u��3�� 'extremely nice to drive
and handsome as well.��㠮��� 'But it is ridiculously
expensive.'��_C�u��[����� This car, with a few
options on it, is 46,000 pounds��������� and that, for a hatchback,
is idiotic.��C�u@��x������ It's like charging 100 quid
for a sardine.��
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"Oh, it is a very
good sardine, sir."����̡Ɓ� I don't care how good it is.
I'm not paying 100 quid
for a fish.���C�u@��u�� 'If, then, you have even half
a droplet of common sense,��
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� 'you will be choosing
between these two.���C�u���]����� 'The BMW M135,��
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� 'and Volkswagen's latest
Golf GTI.��C�u�������� 'Both cost around 30,000 pounds.��1�����S 'Both are available with
three or five doors.��~C�u@�������� 'Both come as standard
with many things.���ӡ́0 'And both will be as reliable
and as long-lasting
as Edinburgh Castle.'���C�u@����ѡˁ You might think, then,
that they are pretty similar,
but they're not.��������� 'Which is why I am in the BMW.'��
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two-litre, four-cylinder��䠴���
turbocharged engine
and that's very nice.��=C�u��OG�̡Ɓ But the BMW has a
three-litre, six-cylinder
turbocharged engine.��zC�u��g㠠��� And that's even nicer.�� `C�u��|������ Yes, the Golf is lighter.�� ��̡Ɓh But that is not enough
to offset the 90-horsepower
disadvantage.���C�u��� ����� 'A point I shall now demonstrate
with a small race.'��
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clinging on jolly well�������1 but frankly, it's pointless.�� ?C�u��������� I can overtake any time I like.
I have the power.���C�u��S�ɡÁ And I have an eight-speed
gearbox compared
to his paltry six.�������$ Yes, the Prussian aristocrat���C�u��5����� is trampling all over
the lumpen people's car.���C�u��[������ There we go. Power!��
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j Come on!���C�u��sw����� And there we are in front.��T������ 'The BMW, then,
really is very fast.'��
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the first hot hatchback����¡��� for 30 years to have rear-wheel
drive, you can do this.���C�u���D����� (HE LAUGHS)��
(������ Whoo-ha!��4C�u���}�¡�� 'So far, then, the BMW is
running rings round the Golf.��PC�u����ʡā 'But I then line them up for
a simple straight-line
drag race.��~C�u������� 'And there was a problem.��
������� 'A big one.'��@����� Three,��lC�u��+����� two,�������@ one!��ܠ����= (ENGINES ROAR)���C�u��V����� Good noise!��C�u��m����� With this in reverse...��
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I was feeling confident.��
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because this, well,
it lost control.��C�u�� 5����� That's what happened there.��
�����
( Whoo!���C�u��X����� 'After this incident,
I switched to the Golf GTI.���C�u��+��ϡɁ 'And I decided immediately
it was a lot better
in every single way.���C�u��?��ԡ 'Not only was it able to travel
in a straight line
without spinning off,���C�u@��S������ 'but, thanks to its
smaller engine,��U�����v 'it is a lot more economical
than the BMW.��
������� 'And a lot cheaper to insure.'���C�u@��n�ڡԁ In fact, because Volkswagen
has fitted this with
a forward-facing radar system��������� that won't let you have
a low-speed crash,��
�C�u���p�Сʁ this GTI is in an
insurance group five down
from the previous model.���C�u@���-�� It would be more expensive
to insure a pencil sharpener.�������� 'So the GTI is cheaper to run
and cheaper to buy���C�u@���Ӡ���� 'and much better in
a straight line than the BMW.��F�����h 'But what if you want to
transport a nuclear warhead?'���C�u@���3�ӡ́ Well, what we have got here
in the boot of the Volkswagen
is a warhead.��E�����f And as you can see,
it fits perfectly.��vC�u��0����� But will it fit in the boot
of the BMW?���C�u��!������ Oh, dear. Oh, dearie me.��
C�u��5������ See, this is the problem really
with rear-wheel drive.��
������
� It does rob space.�� �C�u@��Jk����� So you would have to
drive along like that.��
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( And somebody is going to notice.
Hans Blick is, for sure.��C�u@��f͠ʡā 'Things are much the same
when it comes to space
in the cabin.���ơ��<