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Hello, good evening,
thank you so much.��G�����E Now... thank you.���C�u�炡����� Now, our deep and profound love
on this show��G�����h for Alfa Romeo is a triumph
of hope over reality.��$C�u@��Ŀ�¡�� We always pray that their
new models will be brilliant,��
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they won't be and
then they never are.��
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The new and very pretty 4C.����Ρȁ� Well, Richard Hammond
has been to northern Italy,
in the sunshine,���C�u��u����� to find out all about it.��>�����> Jammy little ba...��������� (BELL TOLLING)���C�u��+������ (ENGINE REVVING)���C�u��N?����� Right, let's get this straight.��
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I I'm in a mid-engined,
two-seater Alfa Romeo.��uC�u��m����� The first proper Alfa sports car
for twenty years.���C�u�������� And I'm driving it in northern
Italy on a lovely day.��������: In theory things don't
get much better.���C�u��������� But predictably there are
one or two problems.��tC�u���Ρȁ First of all it's
going to cost around
forty-five thousand pounds,��������� and that's a fair bit,��KC�u@��硠���� especially as you don't get a
V8, or even a V6.��
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turbo charged, reworked
version of the 1.7 litre��\C�u@�
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a Julietta hatchback.��
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well I don't know
what's under here��
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same reason this car
has no power steering��C�u��MS����� and no proper climate control.
To save weight.��C�u��d=�١Ӂ That's why it has the
same sort of carbon fibre
chassis as a Formula One car.��#C�u��z������ It's why there's almost
no metal in the body at all.���C�u��������� The upshot is the 4C
weigh just 925 kilos.���C�u��������� That's about half what
a Mercedes weighs.��C�u��ʷ����� And on a road like this,
that really pays dividends.��%�����F Oh come on! Lovely.�� �C�u@��ߠ���� Because it's light,
it's unbelievably agile.��%�����F It changes direction like
a kitten chasing a spider.��
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steering, I can feel far more
at the steering wheel,��ؠ����� I know what the
wheels are doing.��)C�u��S,����� It grips...��ܠ����
k ...fabulously.���C�u��my����� And it doesn't need
a massive engine.��w������ It's got 237 brakehorsepower
and do you know what?��vC�u��������� That is enough.
More than enough.��
IC�u�������� 0-60 takes 4 1/2 seconds.�������� The top speed is 160.��
'C�u���|�Ρȁ And yet because
of the lightness,
it'll do 40 miles to the gallon.��C�u��υ����� Drop the window.
Sample the noise.�� ������R Ohhh, lovely little crackle
on the upshift.���C�u@���'����� Oh that's great.��������� This little Alfa is
growing on me�� ��� with a speed and ferocity
I've never before encountered.���C�u�������� It's just getting under my skin.��v�ʡā
� Because it's not like anything
else you have to live with it...��
JC�u��0������ Oh my god! What?���C�u@��NX����� What are you doing here?��
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k As you well know, Hammond,
we receive thousands of letters
every single week from viewers��"C�u@��o����� and they all say the same thing.���Сʁ4 Dear Top so-called Gear.
The Alfa 4C, is it better
than a quad bike.��C�u@���_����� Well I can clear that one up
straight away.��������� Yes it is,
because quad bikes are slow,��
Ϡ����� ugly, noisy, stupid and
incredibly dangerous.��
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like you might fall off,�������4 I mean like they
want to kill you.����F Everybody I know, pretty much,
who's ever tried one,�� C�u@���$����� has been killed by it
at some point.����ڡԁ� Yeah, that's as maybe.
But we need to settle this,
so we're gonna have a race.���C�u��٫����� -What, we're gonna race?
-Yeah.��V�����x -You on that presumably.
-Yeah.��ܠ����u -Me in that.
-Yeah.�� �C�u@���'�̡Ɓ RICHARD: Jeremy's proposal
was a race from the
top of Lake Como,��t�����t to a hotel terrace
at the bottom.���C�u@��T����� I would take the
forty-three mile lakeside route,�������1 whilst he would attempt to go
as the crow flies.��
�C�u��'E����� Good, you're gonna be killed
and last.������� And so, at exactly 10:37am,
the race began.��C�u��_Ƞ���� Here we go.���C�u��v������ Let me talk you through my quad.��
�����
( It's called a Gibbs quad-ski,��
(C�u@���$����� designed and engineered
in Britain,�������4 built just outside Detroit,��
������� and the engine is German,
a 1.3 from a motorcycle.���C�u���Š���� And you have 40 horsepower.��K�¡��� Doesn't sound like much but,
like the Alfa, it's light.���C�u���]�סс Apparently it has the same
power to weight ratio, woherrr,
as a helicopter.��&C�u@���q�ҡ́ He's mad. I mean he
doesn't stand a chance.
I know what he's thinking.��
�ɡÁ He's imagining he'll be crashing
off road and cutting corners.���C�u@��d�ˡŁ He won't.
He'll be bumbling through
the woods on little tracks,��_�ɡÁ_ he'll get stuck, he'll fall off,
he'll break a leg, maybe two.��
�C�u��/������ JEREMY: Hammond was wrong.����) My legs were fine,
but I had got into
a bit of a pickle��C�u��E������ trying to find a short cut.��������v Totally lost.
Literally no idea which...���C�u��dT����� No idea where I...
I'm just in weeds.�� �C�u��yK����� Oh now which way?��J�����^ RICHARD: With Jeremy stuck
in the undergrowth���C�u�����ˡŁ I had time to admire
one of the most
beautiful places on earth.���C�u����¡�� Oh, mountains, pretty village,
all present and correct.��C�u���P��܁ Coming through. See this
scooter rider will not mind me
whizzing past in my Alfa Romeo��C�u��}�ԡ because I know he loves Alfa
Romeo just as much,
if not more, than I do.��C�u�������� We have to love Alfa,
it's the law.�� ?C�u��*堞��� JEREMY: Meanwhile...��n������ -(BIKE REVVING)
-Oh god, no wait.��wC�u��?������ Many nettles.��
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( This may have a top speed
of 40 but I'm not doing
that now really.���C�u��_�ءҁ Happily, however,
Hammond was about to discover
one of the Alfa's drawbacks.��0C�u��s������ It's girth.��V�����w Ohh no! Oh my god,
this is narrow!���C�u���蠻��� Oh that's... That is a wide...
This car is wide.��0C�u���d����� That's a problem.��W�ɡÁ
' So what were they thinking when
they've got streets like this?��
C�u��������� I mean ohhh!��������� JEREMY: Still, could be worse.���C�u���w����� (EXCLAIMING)��@����� � Ohhh, oh no!
Now look what I've done.���C�u���4����� I've accidentally crashed
into Lake Como.��SC�u��ݠ���� But it's ok because if I push
this little button here.��RC�u��Ƞ���� (WHIRRING)�������� The wheels have folded up and
now I'm on a jet ski.���C�u��Es�ơ�� Oh and it gets better because on
land it has 40 horsepower,���C�u��Y����� but here on water it has 140.��1C�u��}������ I know exactly what music we
have to play now.�������� (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)��)C�u���[����� No, not that! Cue the Bond!��2�����
(BOND MUSIC PLAYING)���C�u���k����� Here we go, 45 miles an hour.�� ��ʡā � Hammond, you've had it,
wherever you are!
You can't beat this.���C�u@���蠲��� Narrow, really narrow,
really wide car.�� �š��% I'd like to be driving something
narrower now, like a bus.���C�u�� '������ Right, clear of the town,
press on.��wC�u�� L��ݡׁ So let's just get this straight.
I'm wearing a wet white shirt
and I'm in a lake.��
C�u�� c������ I'm Mr Darcy! Come on!�� `C�u�� ������� There is Richard Hammond.�� C�u�� ������� Aha, ha ha ha!����� I'll slow down a bit.��lC�u�� ������ Hammond. Hello.�� 堢���
Er hello, where are you?��������� Er to your left mate,
to your left.���C�u@�� ��Ρȁ You can't be to my left,
there's... How can you
be to my l...what?���ǡ��2 Ha ha ha ha!
Have you ever seen a
cooler machine than this?���C�u@� �/����� What are you on?
Is that the same quad?��1�ġ��R It's certainly is. And I'm
afraid I must now say goodbye.���C�u��
������ Cheerio, see you soon.��)������ Cheating sod! He's...��aC�u@��
61����� He can just go straight
across the lake now.���֡Ё4 I've gotta go all the way
down the bottom here
and back up the other side.��C�u��
P�ȡ I'm gonna lose this.
And he's gonna do
his stupid smug face.���C�u��
mˠ���� Spurred on by the
horror of his face...��2C�u��
������� I put the hammer down.��@C�u��
������ Come on little Alfa.���C�u��
���֡Ё We were neck and neck,
but then Jeremy got distracted
by an Italian ferry.��:C�u��
������ Look at that.��ܠ����� What a machine.���C�u��
�m����� Oh I'm sorry, I'm hearing the
Bond music again now.������ (BOND MUSIC PLAYING)���C�u�� C����� Do you want a race?
I'll give you a race.��
�C�u��;d����� (ENGINE REVVING)���C�u��V������ Oh come on, I can't lose this!��UC�u@��zi�͡ǁ JEREMY: By this stage
I'd disentangled myself
from the hydrofoil,��&�����G but had run into
another problem,��4C�u�������� Lake Como's weird winds.��C�u��������� Argh, argh, argh, argh,
argh, argh, argh!�� 堟��� Really got some chop.��aC�u��������� Whoa! Whoa no!��v������ I've lost ten miles an hour. Oh.��C�u��ݡ����� Oh, my back bottom!��l�����
� Whoa no, wow!
They slow you down a bit.���C�u��-����� Oh my god that's a big one.��
������> I'm now down to�� `C�u@���ɡÁ fifteen miles an hour and
I can't realistically
go any faster��T�����u cos I can't see where
I'm bloody going.��
�C�u��0P����� The vicious chop had put
Hammond back in the lead.��=C�u��O������ We have to beat him.��bC�u��l����� JEREMY: Thankfully on the lake
I'd found calmer water.��ؠ����� 45 miles an hour.�� C�u���䠣��� We are back in this race!���C�u��������� There he is.
There is Richard Hammond.��
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