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of the Mk7 Volkswagen Golf,��/C�u@�為����� we've an extended report
of the 900cc Dacia Sandero,��⠽��� -James has done that.
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of long-distance lorry driving.
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sort of looks like this.��
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called Chernobyl.��
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the current crop of hot
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a series of
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was a car park in Droitwich,��
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a modern-day GTI would
cost you 27,000 pounds.��������� This was just 800 quid.���C�u�������� I mean, 800 quid!
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25 years old it's...
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handbrake turn, right there,
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after-market brake pads.
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interested in safety, not speed.
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things like left the
jacking point exposed,�������� so you spend less time
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wheel on the hard shoulder.
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fuel injection,���C�u@���1����� -82 brake horsepower.
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nippy and quick.��������� This was the clever choice
in its day.���C�u@�������� -Was it?
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Hammond, Hammond.
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on its roof than it has
on its wheels.��~�����~ All Novas are driven by yobbos
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that doesn't match.��������� That one was white.����̡Ɓ� I don't think there's
a ditch in Essex that
this hasn't visited.�� �C�u@��A������ But it's still working.
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ever actually had to buy
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if you're a car thief.
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warning light switch, OK?���C�u@���U�ơ�� -Yep.
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question of, um...
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